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The Saga of Captain Duckburg
Somewhere Beyond Nowhere
Carl Barks & John Lustig Artist: Daan Jippes LETTERER: Deron Bennett
WRITERS:
Geoffrey Blum Artist: Carlos Mota LETTERER: Deron Bennett Writer:
Mystery of the Loch Art & Story: Cover A: Colors:
Don Rosa
Andrew Dalhouse Editor:
Carl Barks Incentive Cover:
Carl Barks Christopher Burns
Special thanks to: Jesse Post, Steve Behling, Rob Tokar, Bryce VanKooten, and David Gerstein
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Hi, Unca Donald! How's the working stiff?
Same old, same old, boys! Catching up on my reading!
Shouldn't you be stoking the furnace instead of grooving on funnybooks? And I'll read 'em You've a hunread those dred a hundred more! times!
You slacker! You dallier by the wayside! I'll show you anger and angst if you don't hop to it!
'Cause they don't make comics like this today! Full of anger and angst and life-threatening mayhem--
Shovel harder! Mildew's been sighted in the north forty!
The directors from the Hollywood Eye-Opener are here!
I feel vigorous! Yelling at staff always perks me up! What's next on the agenda?
Something that'll perk you proper! Oh yes, the gossip magazine I bought last month! What's the hot word, gents?
Practically subzero!
You bought a dying medium!
People today get their scandal from the net!
Seeking spoilers on your favorite TV series? Go to a chat room! Want to know why Bill dumped Kathy? It's right there on your home page!
WAK WAK WAK! Typefast, haul tail down to the basement and confiscate my nephew's reading matter!
Sorry, gents! You were saying?
One thing alone can save us!
HAR HAR!
Nostalgia! Readers go ape over Golden Age greats! Like this oldtime cartoonist, Temecula Sam!
Yes, boss!
Run a spread on him, and we're made in the shade!
WAK YAKiTY HAR!
I remember Sam! And his Captain Duckburg strip-but that was fifty years ago! Is he still around?
Nobody knows!
Last anyone heard, he was hiding out!
Find him, or we'll see you in bankruptcy court!
Somewhere in San Jacaranda! But that trail's twenty years old!
Here are your nephew's comics! What should I do with them? Shred 'em! But save the mylar sleeves!
Seems a shame! For old newsprint, these things are mighty crisp!
{Uk!} Change of heart, boss?
"Captain Duckburg and the Mummy's Ankh" ..."Captain Duckburg in Ancient Rome" ..."Captain Duckburg Foils the Phantom Plot"...!
Donald must be the world's expert on Captain Duckburg!
Change of fortune! That's a Captain Duckburg comic!
Minutes
Shall I fire him?
By no means! Get him up here on the double!
Yes, anything! Now tell me-where can I find Temecula Sam?
Nobody knows!
Dear nephew! I need to consult your expertise!
later--
First I want my comics back!
Sam disappeared twenty years ago! Rumor has it he's hiding out in the desert!
!
Draw a video camera from Publicity, and take this phone with you! I want hourly progress reports!
Oh, so? Well, you're the big fanboy-- you find him! I pay you a cuttingedge salary!
And so--
What, the Captain Duckburg artist? He's a legend!
Taking a trip, Unca Donald?
More like a wild goose chase! I have to interview Temecula Sam! Why not check the Junior Woodchuck's Guidebook?
It lists the street address of every living legend!
You got his address?
Yeah! Forty miles south and straight into nowhere! Here it is! 1313 Carlo Drive, San Jacaranda!
Boys, you're lifesavers! Want to come along?
And miss the "Tuffy" marathon on Channel Two?
A world of no!
Vampire slayers are way cooler than caped crusaders!
I've heard rumors about old Sam from the San Jacaranda Woodchucks! You think Unca Donald will be all right?
Aw, how dangerous can a comic book person be?
Three traffic jams
I'll get him talking by using the old flat tire con! Old-timers are suckers for such things!
and five wrong turns later--
1313...the last house on this cul-de-sac! Kinda lonely!
Hello, in there! I've had a little accident with my tire!
But it's gone flat! I can't drive in this condition!
Beat it!
RAT-T AT-TA T
Well now, that's different!
You old coot! You should be honored that somebody remembers you!
Here's some chemical patch! Fix your tire with it!
SKUSH Been there! Done that!
Makes no difference! You're going to be interviewed!
RA TT
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You still rattling around out there?
! SHAKE
This'll help you spring into action!