claude
claude is my new palmtree
since I have him he seems to feel confortable at home
girls love claude
he’s got swag
everyone wants to imitate his cool exotic attitude
but I think he doesn’t really appreciate my company
he tries to hide himself from me
"there you are you little bastard"
maybe he feels sad because he can recognize his died friends all over my flat
to punish him for acting like such an asshole I started not giving him water for 3 weeks
...
after 3 weeks he starts to have a weird shape and depressive tendencies
to make him feels happy again I bought him a book about his friends the vegetals that he misses so much
he is getting sad and yellow
I just don’t know what to do
this situation makes me sad
then an awsome idea came through my mind, I decided to cut his ugliness
to give him a fresh new style
<3
priscillia saada claude <3 ĂŠc a l 2012