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EDITORIAL THE “MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS, RUSSIA AND NORTH KOREA, THE START OF WORLD WAR THREE, AND TRUMP’S APPROVAL RATINGS SOAR?HAPPY EASTER, 2017 BY Phil Seahorn April 16th, 2017


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“Seahorn Epublishing” and “Phillip Seahorn”

@PhilSeahorn

AS I READ MORE AND MORE HAWKISH POSTS AFTER AMERICA DROPPED “THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS” ON SYRIA AFTER THE SYRIAN GAS ATTACK AND A WEEK OF SHOWING DEAD, GASSED SYRIAN CHILDREN, I


KEEP GETTING AMAZED AT THE FUCKING STUPIDITY OF SOME AMERICANS IN 2017, ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO HOW THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD WORKS. FOR SOME FUCKING INSANE REASON, A WAR SUDDENLY IS APPEALING TO AMERICANS IN 2017. I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY


ABOUT A SOCIETY THAT BULLIES AND GANG STALKS FELLOW AMERICANS TO DEATH BY SUICIDE OR MASS SHOOTING THEN SUICIDE? AMERICA NOW HAS A PRESIDENT WITH CABINET MEMBERS WHO ARE MOTHERFUCKING NAZIS. AND TO TOP THIS SHIT ALL OFF, TRUMP’S


APPROVAL RATINGS ARE ACTUALLY SOARING! ON THIS EASTER OF 2017, AND AS A PROUD CATHOLIC, I CAN ONLY LOOK OUT AT A WORLD WHERE, IF I READ ABOUT THE SHIT THAT IS AMERICA TODAY IN 2017, I WOULD THINK IT WAS A SCI FI FUCKING SHORT STORY. BUT, HERE WE ARE AS AMERICANS, ON THE


MOST SACRED DAY OF THE YEAR FOR MY RELIGION (PEOPLE THINK CHRISTMAS IS THE BIG CATHOLIC BROHAHA.WRONG.) I CAN’T HELP BUT THINK OF ONE PART OF THE BIBLE THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE A WEB PAGE ON AOL TODAY. THAT PART OF THE BIBLE IS CALLED ‘REVELATIONS.”


THAT’S THE PART OF THE BIBLE APPEARING , SURPRISINGLY, IN THE BEGINNING OF SOME VERSIONS OF THE BIBLE, WHICH PREDICTS (EVENT BY EVENT) THE END OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD. AND ALL YOU NEED DO TODAY IS TURN ON YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER OR


WIDE SCREEN CAMERA, ER, I MEAN T.V. WE ARE INDEED, IT SEEMS, LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS. It’s that simple.

Antichrist arisen, but the very protagonists of Earth’s final days have been foretold: three superpowers that will war and end everything. Not only has an

This week alone has crazy as

Kim Jong Lee of North

Korea talking big shit and setting off nuclear fucking bombs.

Putin and Russia talking THE SAME shit to America: TRUMP, WE CALLIN’ YO HO CARD, MOTHERFUCKER.” THEN, we have fucking China talking big shit, with


And that is EXACTLY what I predicted the minute Trump took office: HE PLAYIN’ WITH THE BIG DOGS NOW.AND THE BIG DOGS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR EIGHT YEARS TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF AMERICA, ESPECIAILY A REPUBLICAN RUN AMERICA. I knew that Putin was going to show his Russian ass, but I did not think that North Korea and China would start talking big shit against the U.S. AT THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING TIME.

THE TIME AMERICA FINALLY LOST ITS MOTHEFUCKING MIND BY ELECTING DONALD TRUMP AS THE 45TH MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! And what time was that?

That was the straw that has finally broken the back of American world power. Except we as Americans are going to feel the motherfucking pain. EVERYTHING that Trump and his ilk are doing right now will lead America, and eventually the world, into

World War

Three.The events of the last week has solidified the inevitable: AMERICA HAS BEEN CALLED OUT!


Trump supporters have absolutely NO FUCKING CLUE as to what is about to come across the plains and cities of the U.S. Trump has already severely vilified the

American

Syrian Diaspora to the point of Hitler and the Jews. If American Syrian citizens and refugees have not been radicalized after all the motherfucking racist and supremacist shit spewing in American politics the last eighteen months was not enough, the motherfucking “MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS” had to be employed. Speculation now as to how many innocent Syrian civilian

GO BLOW UP SOME SHIT SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, is STILL taking place. casualties have resulted from Trump’s decision to, well,

And now, he has set the stage for the recruitment and the radicalization ofsyrian Americans and American Syrian refugees. Add to that yesterday’s online revelelatons that many in Washington right now feel that Washington is nothing but a ‘SHIT SHOW’ right now, and you have a very de-stabled, , very VULNERABLE UNITED STATES. But here comes the kicker that will just further tell the world that America has become a sick dog ready to be put down:

TRUMP’S APPOVAL RATINGS ARE SOARING.


I can believe that. I can ALSO believe that if Washington plans to use the old Republican standby of starting ANOTHER motherfucking military incursion by America into the Arab/Muslim Diaspora circa 2017, and, well, you have an America that has lost its motherfucking mind. And believe me, in 2017, America’s enemies are firmly prepared

“put the sick dog of western society” to death. and eagerly awaiting the chance to FINALLY

Apparently, we as Americans have learned very little in dealing with the Arab/Muslim Diaspora. And now, we are dropping motherfucking bombs from Hell on the Middle East. Putin, North Korea, and China might as well just send in the motherfucking troops (which COMBINED, number close to

THREE MILLION GROUND TROOPS ALONE), so Americans in 2017 who are too goddamned stupid to see the reality of America getting its ass handed to it, bloody and torn, escaping these motherfucking fools. After all, didn’t we just drop

“THE MOTHER OF

ALL BOMBS?” Terrorism, like ninjas in the night, cannot be fought with conventional war methods.

THERE IS NO FRONT LINE IN GEOPOLITICAL TEROR.


There is no ‘GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, NAZIS VERSUS THE ALLIES’ MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT ANYMORE IN 2017.

gas bombs, drones, and all kinds of mind control and social manipulation to fuck with your enemy. There ARE, however:

The motherfucking days of: “I’LL POINT A GUN AT YOU, AND YOU POINT A GUN AT ME” have been gone since 2000. Until Americans realize that there is no such thing as a

“War

on Terror” (because it there was one, the Syrian attack would not have happened), then MAYBE America can hold the

Homeland Security, F.B.I. , and local law American law enforcement accountable for actually FIGHTING TERRORISM, INSTEAD OF SETTING UP AMERICANS AND SPYING ON INNOCENT AMERICANS FOR HOMELAND SECURITY GRANT MONEY, AND JUST FOR BEING SOCIOPATHS, then MAYBE we can change the whole motherfucking Arab/Muslim thing around in our favor.


BEFORE AMERICA’S ENEMIES DROP THEIR VERSION OF THE “MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS” ON OUR COLLECTIVE RED, WHITE, BLUE, AND COMPLETELY DISILLUSIONED ASSES. But fuck it,

P

eace

HAPY EASTER, 2017


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