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Attacked by Alligator Death cancels everything but truth. ANONYMOUS
Back when life on earth was young, millions of years ago, alligators crawled or swam over the entire landmass we call the United States These creatures and their relatives (see “Crunched by Crocodile�) have changed little, but the weather changed, people got pushy, and now the American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) is relegated to a relatively small area: coastal Virginia south to Florida, west to Texas, and up the Mississippi River to southern Arkansas They prefer life wet and mucky in marshes and swamps, in muddy rivers and lakes, and sometimes at the edge of the ocean They also like it hot, but unlike other crocodilians, alligators will survive temperatures down to the 30s Fahrenheit, although they go dormant in the cold Mature alligators, when conditions are just right, have reached almost 20 feet in length and over 1,000 pounds in weight American alligators can live contentedly for long periods of time between meals When they are ready to eat, they go out exclusively for a meat dinner, choosing, whenever possible, something bite-size that they can swallow whole, large fish and birds being at the top of the menu Being unable to chew, alligators must tear anything too big to swallow into swallow-able chunks, an energy-consuming endeavor these
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reptiles would rather avoid Alligators, therefore, rarely take a bite out of humans, and if they do, they are always very upset or very hungry In the last 60 years or so, alligators have killed about two dozen humans in the United States—roughly one person every two and a half years Small adults and children are at a much higher risk for becoming alligator food
Why You Die Alligators are experts at attacking Swimming below the surface of the water, only their eyeballs exposed, they silently approach their prey, gambling everything on one swift and merciless strike If the attackee happens to be you, your first awareness of danger will most likely be the snapping of powerful jaws as they close over a bite-able body part, arm or leg, and the unusual feel of long teeth sinking deep into your flesh Alligators then rotate rapidly along the length of their axis until the part of you they are tenaciously holding rips off You may not feel pain yet, but you will feel the gush of your blood from the hole where a part of you was recently attached If your arm or leg was small, the alligator will be
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Death by Rapacious Reptile
back for more Then the uneaten part of you will be dragged below the surface and stuffed under a log or into a hole in a muddy bank so the alligator can rip off more pieces as the need to eat dictates Fortunately, you will drown long before you succumb to the pain and horror
To Live Give alligators plenty of personal space: Fatal encounters occur most often when someone intentionally messes with one Alligators have attacked humans who got too close to nests and eggs, and adult alligators will attack to defend baby gators, sometimes even when the babies are not their own Stay dry: As a close second to people who mess with them, alligators attack people swimming with them If bitten, strike vigorously at the nose, and the alligator may release you If you are bitten and survive, find a doctor soon Alligators have dirty mouths
Moral: Always swim with someone substantially smaller than you.
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