AD PARODY: BAVARIAN SAUSAGEFEST SAUERKRAUT By Rachel Brethauer EXT. SUBURBAN BACKYARD - DAY DAVE, BERNIE, and STEVE relax with cans of beer. Bernie mans a grill covered with sausages and hot dogs. Bernie’s wife, SHANNON, emerges from the house carrying a tray of toppings, including a very colorful jar. BERNIE It was supposed to be just another after-golf barbecue -- brats and wieners on the grill. Shannon sets the tray down on the picnic table. BERNIE (CONT’D) But then Shannon brought out the Bavarian Sausagefest Sauerkraut. Bernie opens the jar and pours it onto a sausage. MUSIC: German techno infused with the oompapa of polka. POOF! All the men now wear lederhosen, bumping and grinding with each other. Shannon drops out of frame directly in front of Bernie. BERNIE (CONT’D) It’s the answer to your everyday barbecue blahs. The men seductively eat sausages, each topped with sauerkraut. They’re in ecstacy, especially Bernie. BERNIE (CONT’D) Whether you’ve got a thick and juicy brat, a spicy, smoky chorizo, or even an everyday wiener, the tangy zing of Bavarian Sausagefest Sauerkraut will take you -- o-oover the-e e-edge. A satisfied smile washes over Bernie’s face. Shannon’s head pops up from beneath the frame. She smiles. SHANNON And the ladies like it too! CHYRON: Bavarian Sausagefest Sauerkraut logo FADE TO BLACK.
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