Teacher Superlatives

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Teacher Superlatives Students vote teachers and staff for awards for the 2021-2022 school year!

BEST Bromance

Most Chill Nick Schueller

“Take it easy, but take it.” - Woody Guthrie.

Steve O’Brien

“We’ve been wasting taxpayer dollars together for 30 years.”

Ernie Millard

Ashley Pozel

“If I’m so chill then how come everyone complains to me about due dates?”

“Mr. O’Brien has been one of my dearest friends for over 30 years.”

BEST Gal Pals

Most School Spirit Tony Navarre

“Got more spirit than Joe…”

Ashley Meulemans and Ashley Pozel “Sorry, we’re not good at this…”

Allison Lauber de Garza “¿Por qué no? :)”


Teacher Superlatives Students vote teachers and staff for awards for the 2021-2022 school year!

Best Hair

Most Quotable

Steve O’Brien

John Emanuelson

“When you’re blessed with this flow, it doesn’t take a lot of product.”

“My quotes are all taken out of context. :)”

Angelina Cicero

Jen Zortman

“Be Inspired, not intimidated.”

“Old school products are the best.”

Funniest Jokes

Most Likely to be on a Reality TV Show Steve Manor

“All my life, I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”

Kathy Connelly

“I like bringing positive energy, vibes, and inclusivity to the classroom.”

Jason Moertl and Lewis Johnson “Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do…”


Teacher Superlatives Students vote teachers and staff for awards for the 2021-2022 school year!

Most Likely to be Secretly Famous on TikTok

Best School Mom

David Shepard

“I did a dance one time on Tiktok and went viral with it.”

Mieko Ikeno (Sensei) “Whatever you see on the soul will be harvested.”

Most Likely to

Set a Bug Free Instead of Squishing it

Michaela Fraley

"I'm not mad - I'm just disappointed."

Best School Dad

Christopher Gaebel “You can't have a butterfly effect without butterflies.”

Dawn Pfaff

“We have no idea the impact of one small gesture, so when in doubt, let the bug live.”

Ernie Millard

“I love all my students but I don’t necessarily like them all the time.”


Teacher Superlatives Students vote teachers and staff for awards for the 2021-2022 school year!

Loudest Voice

Best Dressed Tom Fugate

Jen Zortman

“My wife does a nice job dressing me each morning.”

“If I talk louder that means they’ll listen.”

Steve O’Brien

“My goal is to educate everybody in the entire school at the same time… and to keep students from sleeping.”

Most Likely to be on the Bachelor/Bachelorette

Ashley Meulemans

“I wear the same 5 outfits and I’m surprised no one has noticed.”

Most Likely to Have Their Own Late Night Talk Show

Wolfgang Recht

Angelina Cicero

“There’s nothing better than 30 awkward first dates.”

Kellie Baran

“My husband already accepted my rose.”

“Questions are so much more important and interesting than answers.”

Eric Bauer

“We'll be back after the break with movie star Brad Pitt.”


Teacher Superlatives Students vote teachers and staff for awards for the 2021-2022 school year!

Most Likely to Win a Game of Tag Among Staff

Team of Teachers Most Likely to Cure COVID Kimberly Miszewski

Kelly Denk

“Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”

“I appreciate this superlative because I’m extremely competitive; however, I happen to hate tag.”

Michael Richter

Drew Dixon

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”- George Bernard Shaw

“Can is easier to spell than Can’t.”

Ashley Ackmann

Most Likely to Talk About Their Pet as Their Child

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's Funny'...”

Christopher Gaebel “They all graduated magna cum laude from obedience school”

Joe Wu Ashley Pozel “You mean not everyone took their dog to get their picture taken with Santa?”

“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”


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