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The begging letter that launched the Ice King and Queen PURE I MAGIC! -

by Linda Hawkins

t was the Seventies. The girls at the insurance office were chatting over coffee about the things they did in their spare time. Some said they went disco dancing, some played squash and some were so busy decorating they had no time for anything else. 'And what about you, Jayne?' Lesley Webster asked the quiet little girl in the corner. 'What do you get up to?' Tiny Jayne, no more than 5ft tall, blushed into her coffee cup. Part Two 'Oh, I do a bit of skating,' she said shyly.. . Across the road in the square, within sight of the insurance office plate glass windows, Pc 'Benny' Goodman and his colleague Chris were on duty. As they patrolled up and down outside Nottingham's imposing Council House building in the shadow of the great dome, their conversation turned to sport. Yes, said Chris, he was keen on sport, though the other policemen probably wouldn't

PURE GOLD!

Early success for Jayne, aged nine. Four years later, she and Michael Hutchinson took the 1971 British pairs title.

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Chris's first title: British primary ice dance champion with Sandra Elson in 1972.

Partners: Jayne and Chris in 1975. Last year they were guests at a reception held by the Prime Minister.

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The letter a city took to its heart. Jayne Torvill's plea for help brought her and Chris Dean a £14,000 a year grant from Nottingham's City Council.

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om page count it as such. His sport was skating. Ice dancing to be exact. At the insurance office they forgot it; at the police station there was ribbing about 'ice prancing'. But what nobody guessed was that this unlikely pair, a shy insurance clerk and a tongue-tied bobby, possessed a magic that would one day shake the world and turn them into Nottingham's most famous names since Robin Hood. Torvill and Dean make their last appearance on ice as amateurs in the World Figure Skating Championships from Canada, on ITV this week. 'We couldn't believe it,' says Lesley Webster, 'I mean, Jayne was so quiet and ordinary, in the nicest possible way, and Chris was so shy. Even when he'd been coming to meet her from work for ages, he never said a word. It wasn't until the British Championships that we began to realise. We asked Jayne if we could go and watch, and she said, "Oh no, you'll be bored." But we went anyway and we were amazed. We knew they must be good to be in it, but they weren't just good â&#x20AC;&#x201D; they were absolutely fantastic.' Pc Goodman had a similar surprise. 'Chris asked if I was going to the championships to give them a bit of support. I liked skating. I used to watch it on TV, so I knew what sort of standard they must be. But when I saw them that night, I knew they'd be world champions one day.' In fact, Jayne and Chris did rather better than that. As Torvill and Dean, they've won just about every ice dance title it's possible to win, including the Olympic gold

Off the ice and on to the snow: Jayne and Chris relax away from the build-up to the Olympics at Sarajevo last month. They had been placed fifth at the 1980 Olympics, prompting Jayne's colleagues at the Nottingham insurance office (top, left) to present her with a bouquet. A t that time, Pc Dean was still walking his Market Square beat in the city centre. Three years later, actor Michael Crawford, who had helped Jayne and Chris with their famous 'Barnum' routine, was there when they were given the freedom of the City of Nottingham.

medal. They've been awarded the o: MBE, and Nottingham Councilhas run out of ways to honour them. .11 Torvill and Dean have become the greatest ice-dancing partnership the world has ever seen, achieving so much, at such speed, _t they've left people bemused. Everyone knows they're wonderful. The question is, what's the secret? 7t.3 Jayne Torvill, 26, and Chris Dean, 25, were brought up in E. Basford, a grey suburb of Nottingham, a lengthy bus ride from the ice rink. Jayne lived above her parents' small newsagent shop. Chris, whose father was an electrician, lived in a plain, unpretentious house not far away. As a child, Jayne was small and neat, always immaculately dressed, not a strand of her shiny light brown hair out of place. Her first skating teacher, Thelma Perry, remembers her as a 'cute little kid', the kind it's impossible to scold. 'I could never get mad at Jayne,' she says. 'In fact, she was the only one who could get me out of a bad mood.' Chris was different. Outwardly shy and silent, nobody knew quite what he was thinking, yet even then he was popular with the girls. 'They all wanted to dance with him because he was such a goodlooking boy,' says Thelma. Jayne started skating at nine after a school trip to the ice rink; Chris at 10 after his parents bought him a pair of skates for Christmas. But opinion is divided about their star quality in those early days. Some people spotted it, others didn't. 'I gave Jayne her very first lesson continued overpage

`We are telepathic on the ice. continued from page 5 and she stood out immediately,' says Thelma. 'I told her parents, "That kid's going to be a dancer." 'She was a worker and she was also a natural. So often the talented ones are the ones who pack it in early.' Chris was a slower starter. 'He was average at first,' says his original trainer Pat Beet, 'but as time went on he began to overtake the others.' 'In the beginning, he wasn't such a technically strong skater as Jayne,' says trainer Mick Wilde, 'but he had charisma.' Len Sayward, the trainer who taught both Chris and Jayne ice dance, explains: 'You can tell just by watching someone skate across the ice whether they've got it or not. Chris had it, but in thov early days he was very quiet and didn't seem to have many ideas about music or steps.' During the early years, both Chris and Jayne worked with different partners. Jayne had been paired with Michael Hutchinson, who was three years older. They were sent, on Thelma's advice, to Len Sayward for dance lessons but, when Sayward went to work in Canada, she and Hutchinson changed to pairs skating. (The basic difference between pairs skating and ice dancing is that music and its interpretation must be much more evident in dancing than in pairs. And there are many more restrictions on dancers than on pairs skaters.) By the time Sayward returned, they were doings() well they decided to stick to pairs skating, and Sayward devoted his energy to another promising young couple, Chris Dean and Sandra Elson. Neither Sandra Elson nor Michael Hutchinson realised the potential of their partners. Says Sandra: 'I had no premonition of greatness for Chris. I wasn't aware of the dedication he had in him.' And Hutchinson: `To be honest, Chris didn't show any more signs of greatness than a lot of kids. Neither did Jayne. She was so shy and timid she just didn't know how to display herself well to the judges.' Although both couples did reasonably well, they eventually split up and, in 1975, both Jayne Torvill and Chris Dean were without partners. 'Len had moved into rink management by then,' says Mick Wilde, 'and I was helping trainer Janet Sawbridge look after Chris. We were trying to find another partner for him, and in the end I said, "You know, we've got a girl

Jayne and Chris stunned the crowds and the judges with their 'Bolero' routine at this year's W inter Olympics. Below: a sea of smiles greet them after they were made freemen of Nottingham in 1983.

who'd do for Chris right here in Nottingham — little Jaynie." 'Janet said, "But she's so plain, bless her." I said, "You could make her flower."' Wilde mentioned the idea to Jayne, but to his surprise she didn't jump at it. Her ice dancing was distinctly rusty after so much time devoted to pairs and she didn't think she was good enough. What's more, Sandra Elson was one of her friends, and a

partnership with Chris could put her in an embarrassing position. Nevertheless, Janet Sawbridge persuaded them to give it a threemonth trial. Working in such close proximity, ice dancers need to be compatible and it was obvious that Jayne and Chris complemented each other. Yet it takes more than compatibility and talent to turn promising skaters into stars. It takes unfaltering determination and

extraordinary self-sacrifice. They gave up romance and evenings out, they devoted every moment of their time to skating. 'Between Christmas and New Year, Jayne might allow herself one Martini and lemonade,' says Jayne's friend Lesley Webster. 'And that was it for another year.' In the summer of 1980 they even gave up their jobs to devote more time to skating, and that was before they were awarded their famous grant from Nottingham Council following a letter from Jayne. So why, at a time when they couldn't have guessed the rewards their sacrifice would bring, did they do it? With Chris, it seems, it was the straightforward urge to win. 'The outstanding characteristic about Chris is his competitiveness,' says Jayne. 'He is fiercely determined not to be second best to anyone, anywhere.' With Jayne it's more subtle. 'Jayne's parents are self-employed people,' says Mick Wilde. 'They have to get up early to get the papers out — they exercise great self-discipline. They're the sort of people who don't quit easily, and neither does Jayne.' But even given all these essential qualities, Torvill and Dean could never have reached the heights without that indefinable something extra — a touch of magic. Betty Callaway, the international trainer, took them on in 1978, and gradually everything fell into place. Nottingham Council, impressed by their dedication, agreed to give them a grant of £14,000 a year, and because of Betty Callaway's international contacts, the excellent training facilities at Oberstdorf in West Germany were made available to Jayne and Chris. There, high up in the mountains, Torvill and Dean developed their famous rapport until they reached the point when two bodies really did move as one. 'We are telepathic on the ice,' says Chris. 'There's simply no other way to explain it.' Yet because they are so physically in tune and they skate with such emotion, people assume they must be lovers and are puzzled when they insist they're not. Jayne and Chris seem equally puzzled by the speculation. 'We're very close,' says Jayne, 'closer than friends, closer than brother and sister, closer even than twins. But we're not in love.' Whatever the truth, Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean are a hard act to follow. 24-30 March 1984 TVTIMES

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Leslie Crowther and his wife Jean in their stylish Edwardian home set on a hilltop near Bath.

he man who will host The Price is Right, on ITV on Saturday, had just been down to the village, where everyone calls him Les, and bought a loaf. 'I've got the bread,' Leslie Crowther tells his wife Jean. 'But we can't possibly eat it. . .' After their 30 years together, the elegant Jean knows better than to ask obvious questions and waits for Crowther who, with a conjurer's flourish, produces the loaf (see left) in the shape of a hedgehog — lifesize and, for bread, quite lifelike. 'Let's save it for the grandchildren,' says Crowther, getting out of his coat, 'they'll love it.' There are three grandchildren and a fourth on the way. And the Crowthers, who have five children of their own, including 29-yearold twin daughters, are as enthusiastic about them — 'wonderful, a great joy,' says Crowther; 'absolutely enchanting,' says Jean — as they are about their beautiful hilltop home near Bath. 'Aren't we the luckiest people alive?' asks Crowther. It is hard to disagree. The stylish Edwardian house, of stately-home proportions, stands in two acres of landscaped gardens that include a lily pond, fountain, pillared summerhouse and swimming pool. Inside, it is furnished with loving care and is a fine setting for the Crowther collection of Victorian antiques, including well over 1000 pieces of pottery. Crowther is no less elated about hosting The Price is Right, the new British version of America's top game show. And yet, even after 36 years in showbusiness, many of them spent continued overpage

How Leslie Crowther came to terms with the continued from page 11

Everything in the garden is lovely for the Crowthers: Jean and Leslie, host of ITV 's new game show 'The Price is Right'.

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in a commanding position, he stills suffers the kind of insecurity that makes him, as he puts it, 'accept the first reasonable offer that comes along'. He knows, because he has read it in the papers, that Russ Abbot and Joe Brown were being considered for the job, and he knows perfectly well that careers, as one critic put it, 'have been blighted by a public failure as a gameshow host'. He has seen the American version hosted by Bob Barker but, so far, only on video. Surprisingly, Crowther has yet to visit America. He and Jean are about to go for a two-month holiday, in the course of which he expects to visit the studios where Barker's show is produced. 'The marvellous thing about the show,' says Crowther, 'is the excitement it engenders among the studio audience. Four people are called out from the audience to take part,

businessmen who would rather be buried in their papers and suddenly find this idiot rabbiting to them. 'The other day, on the train from Bath to London, I read an item in the paper about a Swedish tennis player being domiciled in this country for tax reasons. I thought that was wonderfully funny and I just had to share it with the entire carriage.' Crowther is an amiable, agreeable man, popular in his village, active in church affairs and a worker for good causes. He is pleased with his success without -being pompous about it. 'I just love the whole thing. I think I'm very fortunate. I know I've worked hard for what we've got but everyone does that, so that's nothing much to be proud of. Most people, if they started out with very little, have had to work hard for whatever they got. 'I've got a good, solid marriage, and that is absolutely vital because it keeps everything else in proportion. You need roots

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and until that moment nobody knows who they will be. Then they begin by pricing a prize â&#x20AC;&#x201D; it could be a vacuum cleaner or a food mixer â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and the one who gets nearest without going over the actual price takes part in a game for a bigger prize, which could be a car. 'In America, Bob Barker controls the show immaculately. It needs total decisiveness because the show has great pace,' says Crowther, who began his TV career in 1960, coping with boisterous children in Crackerjack. Crowther, who has to learn the mechanics of 23 variations of the game, is good at making people feel at home. 'I think I am unpretentious and can speak to people on their own terms. I find it easy to talk to people in the street,' says Crowther, who presumes that is why he got the margarine taste-test commercial. 'I often make the first move. . . even in trains when I'm travelling with

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FILM CLIPS recent pair of Abbott and Costello films has aroused lively interest among the still-large number of the team's fans. For most of the Forties, Bud and Lou were the reigning kings of American comedy, a phenomenon which mystified all the highbrow critics, who found them crass and unfunny. Bud and Lou had fairly unhappy private lives, and often disagreed with each other in public. Also, they didn't take their film-making really seriously, always being eager to get to the end of the day and the nearest game of cards. By common consent, their most successful spoof CHANNEL FOUR'S

and a loving relationship. I like happiness and I think you have to work hard for happiness. I don't just mean in terms of possessions but in terms of atmosphere.' Obviously, the rewards are good. But is the price right — or are there times when the price is too high? Crowther accepts that he has less privacy and is more likely to be exposed to unfavourable publicity than, for example, others in his village. He says he was hurt, for about a week, by the critic who, reviewing the Palladium pantomime of 1971, said that Crowther was a popular enough entertainer but not everybody's idea of a happy Christmas. In November last year he was banned from driving for nine months, and cheerfully posed for pictures outside Bow Street Magistrates Court after his case had been heard. 'It is just part of the price you pay for being well known,' says Crowther, who sold his Rolls-Royce

but will buy another in August when he hopes to be back on the road. There was also some fairly disagreeable publicity surrounding his daughter Caroline's involvement with the black Irish rock star Phil Lynott. They eventually married and now have two children — Sarah, five, and Cathleen, three — but at a time when Crowther was hosting the ITV show W ho's Baby?, one newspaper headline proclaimed: 'Gossips make life hell for Leslie'. 'Of course it was an irritant at the time,' says Leslie Crowther. 'But it didn't last very long and it is all water under the bridge now. Anybody who has a wellknown face is bound to attract publicity. It cannot always be milk and honey. 'There is a price, but it is one you are perfectly willing to pay because the other side is so good and so happy. On balance, I would definitely say the price is right.'

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set on the sangria-soaked Spanish Riviera, but the nearest Joanna Van Gyseghem got to the sun while making ITV's comedy series Duty Free was the hot arc lights of a studio in Leeds. 'When we started filming, I had just come back from my own holiday in Crete,' she says. 'By that time I was quite tanned, but as the weeks progressed I had to use a fake tan so that I wouldn't end up looking too pale.' Joanna has been to Spain only once before - as a teenager - although she has travelled extensively in Europe. 'I used to pack far too many clothes, and it's taken me years to streamline my summer wardrobe down to the basics,' she says. 'Now I take only the simplest things. I pack clothes made from natural fibres - anything containing polyester just gets so hot. 'I like thin cotton dresses which are cut in a loose style and can be worn with or without belts. Kaftans are always useful and so are the big squares of cloth - kangas - to cover beach-wear. I live in those during the day; and flip-flops, though I always take a couple of pairs of alternative shoes. It's tempting to pack more than you need, but you can't go wrong with white sandals and a pair of flatties when you're sightseeing.' Co-ordinating z: wardrobe so that clothes can inter-mix means that it's best to choose a basic colour and build around it. Joanna loves white plus a few bright colours to give some different looks. 'White looks stunning with a tan,' she says. 'Bright pinks, blues and jade are a few of my other favourite colours, though I wouldn't wear them in England. They seem right in a hotter climate, though. I Comfort and relaxation go hand-in-hand on holiday, says Joanna V an Gyseghem. She prefers light, natural fibre clothes such as the matching silk outfit (A ), the cotton and linen combination (B) and the breezy button-through and shorts pairing over her bandeau swimsuit (C).

Pink cotton button111. through dress, £5490, by Giraf. Black-and-white bandeau swimsuit, £19.95, by Berlei. White Bermuda shorts, £35, by Stephen Marks. Necklace, £20, bangle, from £10, by Imaginca. Black plastic belt, £3.50, by Coulson.

Turquoise cotton IG blouse, £28, by Sherry. White cotton trousers, £29.95, by Planet. White shoes, £58.50, from Xavier Danaud. Blue bangle, £1.95, by Corocraft. Yellow straw hat, £2.99, by Bermona.

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New panel_ made for bea Ling most popular television panel games of all time - that was W hat's My Line?, the popular BBC series of the Fifties and Sixties in which a celebrity panel had to guess the occupation of contestants from different walks of life. Whether you were the Queen's dustman or a lady wrestler, you had the chance to beat the panel and go home with a treasured certificate. This week on ITV, W hat's My Line? is back to entertain a new generation of viewers and to stir memories among those who watched it for 13 years between 1951 and 1963. The original chairman, Eamonn Andrews, is once again master of ceremonies, and every week one of the contestants is a famous face - the panel puts on blindfolds and tries to establish the guest's identity. Eamonn Andrews well remembers that first show in 1951: 'The contestants were a street trader, a chauffeuse, a cocktail shaker, and a swimming instructress. "Street trader" was a polite BBC euphemism for "barrow boy".' Andrews' experience on the show gave him a fascinating insight into the problems of panel and contestants. 'My advice to contestants was, and is, "Don't lie. Don't answer more than you are asked in case you give away too much. And remember, I'm on your side - we both want to beat the panel." ' For the revived series, the panel consists of ONE OF THE

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The Beguiled 'Guess you're drying up like the rest of us women round here,' murmurs the housekeeper to the milkless cow — a comment which encapsulates the content of this, perhaps the strangest yet most spellbinding film that the Dirty Harry combination of Clint Eastwood and director Don Siegel have so far made. Ostensibly a close-knit drama with a background of the American Civil War, the story soon develops into the kind of fullblooded Southern States melodrama, smouldering with suppressed passions. [2 hours] 1970

SUNDAY Thicker Than Water This was the last of Laurel and Hardy's short films, and all kinds of misfortune befall poor 011ie in it. He gets his finger bitten, smashes a mound of crockery, is involved in a blood transfusion with Stan that goes wrong, and gets beaten up by his wife! [25 m inutes] 1935

A Caribbean Mystery Agatha Christie's famous lady detective, Miss Marple, long associated in the cinema with the inimitable Margaret Rutherford, returns to the screen as played by Helen Hayes. After suffering a severe bout of pneumonia, Miss Marple escapes from the rigours of an English winter to recuperate at a hotel in the West Indies. Co-starring is Barnard Hughes as a rich irascible old man who recognises in Miss Marple a kindred spirit to the extent that they become a sort of detective partnership.

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MONDAY Ill-Met by Moonlight Slightly different from the usual run of war films. Dirk Bogarde stars as one of the British officers who engineer the wartime kidnapping of a German general (Marius Goring) who commands 30,000 enemy paratroops in Crete. It's a true story. The exploit was designed not just for its strategic military value but to make the Nazis look silly and encourage the Cretan underground.

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As a tribute to Christopher George, who died so tragically late last year in his earl fifties from a heart attack, here is one of his best TV movies, an engaging drama of pursuit and mistaken identity in which George plays a magazine photographer who finds himself relentlessly hunted by hired killers. The script's strong vein of humour is very welcome. [1 hour 25 minutes] TV M, 1971

WEDNESDAY Clue of the Silver Key A formidable cast helps build up the suspense very nicely in this, one of the first and best Edgar Wallace thriller films. One of the suspects is played by Patrick (Father, Dear Father) Cargill.

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THURSDAY Diamonds Are Forever Sean Connery's penultimate film to date as James Bond and one of his best. This is a sparkling actionadventure, pocked only by a few doubles-entendres so dubious that only Connery, purring like a sated leopard, could handle them. Guy Hamilton's stylish direction exudes confidence and the action set-pieces really deliver. [2 hours 10 minutes] 1971

FRIDAY Jet Storm

SATURDAY Cleopatra The sumptuous spectacle, especially the scenes aboard Cleopatra's barge, dwarfs everything else in this Cecil B DeMille version of the Antony and Cleopatra saga which has the considerable advantage of being less than half the length of the disastrous Elizabeth Taylor epic of almost 30 years later. It's the first of two films this weekend starring Claudette Colbert, the French-born Hollywood star. [1 hour 55 minutes] 1934

Uncivil Warriors The Three Stooges go to war — the American Civil War, that is — in one of their earliest two-reel comedies, notable for the scene in which Curly helps a young girl bake a cake and gives her a cushion in mistake for the pastry.

[20 minutes] 1935

Shadows from Light A season of films by Stephen Dwoskin begins with this immensely personal portrait of photographer Bill Brandt, who died last year at 79. Dwoskin describes it as a 'cinematic journey through photographic atmosphere'.

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House of Strangers

In this mid-air bomb-in-plane drama with some moments of tension, an all-star cast includes Stanley Baker, Diane Cilento, Mai Zetterling, Elizabeth Sellars, and show business personalities Marty Wilde, Harry Secombe, Bernard Braden and Barbara Kelly. Richard Attenborough gives another impassioned performance of a disturbed man, following his work in The Man

Upstairs. [1 hour 30 minutes] 1959

Grip of the Strangler Literate horror thriller which brought Boris Karloff back to British films after more than 20 years away. Jan Read contributes a fascinating plot involving a novelist investigating an old murder case, and there is a splendidly atmospheric ending. The great horror star himself is well on form. [1 hour 23 minutes] 1958 TVMovies reviewed by KENNETH THOMPSON

Dynamic drama, told in the flashback form much favoured at the time, about a father's suffocating influence on his several sons. The style of the film makes it seem like a sort of I Remember Papa, but there's nothing very kindly about the character so vividly etched by Edward G Robinson. Richard Conte and Luther Adler are effectively contrasted as the principal sons, and there are early screen appearances for Efrem Zimbalist Jr (later the star of numerous television series) and Debra Paget. The studio, Fox, remade the film five years later as a western, Broken Lance, with Spencer Tracy memorable in the Robinson role.

[1 hour 50 minutes] 1949

SUNDAY Bluebeard's Eighth Wife Gary Cooper, who had previously starred for Ernst Lubitsch, master director of naughty-but-nice comedies, in Design for Living

(previously seen on Channel Four) is perfect casting for this later Lubitsch romp, as a millionaire who can handle money but not wives. Claudette Colbert is the girl who aims to be his eighth (but not last: she's after his alimony) wife, and there's astringent support from David Niven, Edward Everett Horton and Warren Hymer, plus Franklin Pangborn in his typecast but delightful running role of the snooty hotel manager. [1 hour 30 minutes] 1938

MONDAY The Silent Cry Stephen Dwoskin's films, often the centre of attention at international film festivals, are now being screened on British television for the first time. Dealing with such subjects as sexuality and disablement, his films have been highly praised by some, roundly condemned by others — but always they have proved to arouse controversy. This film, which is about an 'Alice' who may or may not step through her own looking-glass, is to be followed at this time next week by a programme on Dwoskin's work in general.

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1977

TUESDAY Simon Marshall Brickman, who used to produce Woody Allen's comedy films, branches out on his own with this deft, daft piece about a man who is brainwashed (by a group of boffins with nothing better to do) into thinking he is a visitor from outer space. Alan Arkin is extremely funny in this role, and the film, although most of the amusement is in the first half, has some witty shafts to shoot at the American way of life.

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WEDNESDAY The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser A parable about man's inhumanity to man, from director Werner Herzo3, whose Fitzcarraldo was also saown recently on Channel Four. Kaspar, played by Bruno S, a discovery of Herzog who lived in prisons and asylums from the age of three, comes over as a cross between Truffaut's W ild Child and Roeg's The Man W ho Fell to Earth. His story is unbearably moving, although it has its moments of humour, as in the 'clever apple' scene, when Kaspar's unique logic wins a rare victory over his tormentors.

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9.30 Sport Billy TEAMWORK Vanda trys to destroy the games of basketball and baseball in America.

6.25 Good Morning Britain Presented by HENRY KELLY TONI ARTHUR Weather and News 7.0, 8.0. Sport with Mike Morris 7.10. Pick of the Week with Jeni Barnett 6.30.

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9.25 Morning Glory Start the day with a song as Captain Cook Junior School sing Sally the Seal. t indicates Repeat

9.55 The Flying Kiwi CURSE OF THE PHAROAHS Suddenly Professor Larry Cross is the sole survivor of a team which excavated the tomb of the Priest-King. t

10.25 TT Time 10.30 The Saturday Show ISLA ST CLAIR TOMMY BOYD with JIMMY GREAVES DAVID 'SHADES' RAPPAPORT GERALD DURRELL CULTURE CLUB Isla and Tommy welcome hip man-about-town 'Shades', alias David Rappaport, who gives them the lowdown on what's happening and Culture Club drop by. Plus naturalist Gerald Durrell, Sporting Spotlight, Dream Come True, cartoons and surprises. ASSOCIATE PRODUCER DAVID McKELLAR DIRECTOR MIKE HOLGATE PRODUCER GLYN EDWARDS Central Production

11.53 North East News 12.0 to .5.0 World of Sport See panel

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Live from the Kyalami Circuit, Johannesburg The opening round of the world championship gives the first hints on whether anyone can catch last year's winner, Freddie Spencer. Franco Uncini and America's Eddie Lawson seem likely to be chief challengers - but there's a certain Mr Sheene who won't be hanging around on his new Suzuki. COMMENTATORS CHRIS CARTER, PETER CLIFFORD

1.5 ITN NEWS 1.10 ON TILE BALL Ian St John, with the expert assistance of Jimmy Greaves, assesses whether Liverpool can continue their domination of the Milk Cup or whether arch-rivals Everton can step from their shadow. The match can be seen live in most ITV regions tomorrow afternoon. A preview too of the Scottish League Cup Final (live tomorrow on STV and Grampian) and today's leading League fixtures.

You can savour a lip-smacking taste of the Caribbean for breakfast - in other words, Cooking with Rustle Lee.

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EDITORIAL ASSISTANTS TONY MILLS, JIM RAMSEY, DEPUTY EDITOR RICHARD WORTH EDITOR BOB PATIENCE

COMMENTATOR GRAHAM GOODE SPITING AND RESULTS JOHN TYRREL, DIRECTOR BURT BUDIN

1.50 FIGURE SKATING The World Ice Dance Championships (Original Set Pattern)

from Ottawa, Canada Introduced by Dickie Davies Enjoy Britain's Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean's last amateur championship before they turn professional. The original set pattern ice dance is the penultimate phase as Chris and Jayne attempt to skate towards their fourth successive world title.

3.0 - William Hill Lincoln H'cap (1m).

3.10 MOTOR CYCLING The South African 250cc Grand Prix

from Johannesburg Britain's Alan Carter is riding for Kenny Roberts's new team.

3.30 THE ITV FOUR from Doncaster 3.35 - Steel Plate Spring H'cap (7f).

3.45 HALF-TIME SOCCER ROUND-UP 4.0 WRESTLING from Derby

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2.15 THE ITV FOUR from Doncaster 2.20 - Cammidge Trophy (6D.

2.30 FIGURE SKATLNG The World Championships (Men's Free Programme) from Ottawa, Canada A second visit to Ottawa for the Men's Free Programme. Times are subject to change Compiled for Independent Television by London W eekend Television

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5.0 ITN News 5.5 North East News 5.7 Fraggle Rock THE FINGER OF LIGHT

Fun and adventure underneath the lighthouse with the little people of Fraggle Rock, and Fulton Mackay as the Captain. The World's Oldest Fraggle leads a group to The Finger of Light, which selects one Fraggle as ruler for the day. What to do for the betterment of all? That's a difficult question for any Fraggle! DIRECTORS NICK ARSON, PETER HARRIS PRODUCER DUNCAN KENWORTHY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ANNA HOME TVS Production

5.40 Whiz Kids MAX GAIL MATTHEW LABORTEAUX THE NETWORK

Richie and his friends are arrested by the FBI when they accidentally access topsecret databanks from the National Security Agency. Llewellyn Max Gail Richie Matthew Laborteaux Hamilton Todd Porter Jeremy Jeffrey Jacquet

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The Price is Right — if Leslie Crowther says so — at 7.0.

6.30 to 7.0 Child's Play MICHAEL ASPEL A GAME FOR GROWN-UPS

A comedy game, hosted by Michael Aspel. Produced in association with Mark Goodson and Talbot Television Ltd. RESEARCH KATE GREER, RICHARD HEARSEY DIRECTORS JOI-LN GORMAN, TOM POOLE PRODUCER KEITH STEWART EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ALAN BOYD London W eekend Television Production

Viewers in the Tyne Tees region who can receive alternativeogrammesfrom adjoining TV areas will 'rid that transmissions alter as fo lows: GRAMPIAN 9.30 Noddy; 9.45 Falcon Island; 12.0 Newhart. YORKSHIRE 9.25 Melotoons; Smurfs; 10.10

9.35 Flying Kiwi; 10.0 University

Challenge; 12.0 Festival Folk. BORDER 9.25 Viking; 9.50 Once Upon A Time — Man; 10.15 Smurfs; 10.0 Film — The Family Way. Hayley Mills in domestic drama.

Elizabeth Bernadette Devlin lived in a small Irish town. She was widowed young but coped with her situation as a housekeeper to her brothers and mother to six small children. Her story is told to Bel Mooney by one of Elizabeth's five daughters — Bernadette Devlin McAliskey. With sub-titles and signed for the hard of hearing. CAMERA CHRIS COX EDITOR ANDY KEMP PRODUCTION COORDLNATOR AVE LITTLER PRODUCER BRITT ALLCROFT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER NIGEL STAFFORD-CLARK Moving Picture Company Production

2.20 Cleopatra CLAUDEllE COLBERT In the century before Christ, Roman emperor Julius Caesar is ensnared by the charms of Egypt's voluptuous Queen Cleopatra. After Caesar is assassinated, she flees to Egypt. Marc Antony is despatched to bring her back. Black and white. See page 23

Cleopatra Claudette Colbert Warren William Caesar Henry Wilcoxon A ntony Calpurnia Gertrude Michael Herod Joseph Schildkraut C Aubrey Smith Enobarbus Ian Keith Octavian Ian MacLaren Cassius Arthur Hohl Brutus Pothinos Leonard Mudie Apollodorus Irving Pichel Octavia Claudia Dell Grace Durkin Charmian Drussus John Rutherford Robert Warwick Achilles Cicero Charles Morris Metellus John Carradine Glabrius Ferdinald Gottschalk Romans 1 Wilfred Lucas greeting Jack Mulhall A ntony Casca Edgar Dearing DIRECTOR CECIL B DEMILLE

4.15 Uncivil Warriors THE THREE STOOGES The American Civil War. Moe The Captain (Fulton Mackay) and his faithful furry friend find plenty to interest them on Fraggle Rock. See why, 5.7.

TVTIMES 24-30 March 1984

and Larry enlist in the Union forces

Who can resist Cleopatra (Claudette Colbert)? Certainly not Marc Antony (Henry Wilcoxon) in the film epic at 2.20.

while Curly joins the Confederacy. They soon realise that a scheme has to be devised to stop them blowing each other to smithereens. . . Made in black and white. See page 23

with Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Larry Fine, Theodore Larch, Lew Davis, Marvin Loback, Bud Jamison, Billy Engle and Ford West. DIRECTOR DEL LORD

4.35 Mama Malone FATHER ROMEO Father Silva innocently gets

involved in a family row. Mama Lila Kave Randee Helier Connie Frankie Evan Richards Dino Don Amendolia

5.5 Brookside Heather attracts unexpected attention from her warring neighbours — and the police. Money, dog and man go missing while Barry and Terry pay a high price for their game of football.

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With the death of a distant relative, the Powells' inheritance leads them on a mysterious adventure to discover their roots. Toshiba Chris Tummings Janet Kay Angel Sensimilia Judith Jacob Bellamy Victor Romero Evans Terri Shope Shodeinde Malcolm Frederick Beast Cousin Stein Angela Wynter Mr S tein Colin Jeavons Earl Solomon Patrick Newell Lady Clarissa Georgina Melville DESIGNER ANDREW GARDNER DIRECTOR MC PHILLIPS PRODUCER CHARLIE HANSON London W eekend Television Production

6.30 The Other Side of the Tracks PAUL GAMBACCINI ELTON JOHN Paul Gambaccini concludes the current series with an in-depth look at the revitalised career of Elton John. DIRECTORPRODUCER ROD TAYLOR Partners In Production

7.30 News Headlines and Weather followed by

Union World GUS MACDONALD BOB GREAVES PETER ALLEN Ninety nine per cent of typists and 97 per cent of canteen assistants but less than one per cent of building workers are women. Bob Greaves reports on the problems faced by the growing numbers of women now working in the building industry — traditionally a 'male' domain. They include lack of training, isolation and occasionally even victimisation or harassment. RESEARCH SANDRA GREENWOOD, SUE JACKSON, STEPHEN KELLY, DENIS MOONEY DIRECTORS GRAEME MATTHEWS, MIKE HEALEY PRODUCER DAVID KEMP Granada Television Production

8.0 to 8.30 Twenty Twenty Vision This weekly current affairs slot gives the 20/20 onceover and a fresh eye to one of the stories behind the headlines. EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS LYN GAMBLES, CLAUDIA MILNE Gamble' Milne Production

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BILL BRANDT A film journey through the photographic worlds of the late Bill Brandt who became famous for his documentation of British life for Picture Post in the Thirties, and later for his portraits and nudes. See page 23

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from Ottawa, Canada Britain's World, European and Olympic Ice Dance champions Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean perform their riveting interpretation of Ravel's Bolero live from Ottawa's Civic Centre Ice Rink. Dickie Davies introduces this final, fascinating phase of Chris and Jayne's amateur career from the city where they first competed in a world championship in 1978, and looks back on a week that will be remembered as an milestone in ice skating. Commentator Simon Reed talks to them and describes this climactic performance — that of one of Britain's best-loved teams. See pages 3 to 6 EDITOR PHIL KING PRODUCER JOHN DAVIS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BOB BURROWS Independent Television Production

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9.35 The Avengers FALSE WITNESS BY JEREMY BURN'HAM

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11.15 House of Strangers EDWARD G ROBINSON Gino Monetti's sons suffer under his iron rule. They also work for him at the bank, with the exception of Max, Gino's favourite, who is a lawyer. One day the remaining brothers get their chance to hit back at both Gino and Max. In black and white. See page 23

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12.0 Journey to the Unknown THE LAST VISITOR

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12.55 Poet's Corner Wounded Clint Eastwood is on the mend — but there is disaster for him and Geraldine Page: The Beguiled, 10.0.

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4.45 Anything We Can Do John Bleasdale Helen Watson Mike Hall

1.15 The Making of Britain

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12.0 Weekend World BRIAN WALDEN The week's main news story, explained and explored by an expert team. DIRECTORS NIGEL MILLER, JOI-LN OVEN, NICHOLAS METCALFE PRODUCERS BRUCE ANDERSON, NELSON MEWS, DAVID NISSAN, JOHN WAKEFIELD, MICHAEL WILLS DEPUTY EDITOR ROBIN PAXTON EDITOR HUGH PILE London W eekend Television Production

1.0 University Challenge BAMBER GASCOIGNE Two university teams face questions from Bamber Gascoigne in this edition of the high-speed general knowledge quiz. RESEARCH MARINA CANTACUZINO DIRECTOR/PRODUCER PETER MULLINGS Granada Television Production

1.30 Farming Outlook STUART SEATON Are we getting value from the farming industry? A Cambridge economist and an agricultural scientist are convinced that few sectors have a better record when it comes to using public money. In January, shoppers started to hoard tea. They became aware of the news that India had placed an embargo on the export of its crop. Similar attempts have been made in the past by governments to control domestic prices for commodoties other than tea. But do they work? RESEARCH SHARON NEEDHAM DIRECTOR JEREMY LACK PRODUCER GEORGE COURTICE Tyne Tees Television Production

2.0 The Milk Cup Final 1984 Live from Wembley Stadium

Liverpool comes to London as Jim Rosenthal introduces the first-ever live television coverage of this event and the first-ever Wembley meeting of the two great

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Merseyside rivals, Everton and Liverpool. Commentary by Brian Moore, assisted by Nottingham Forest manager Brian Clough. Expert opinion comes from Ian St John and Jimmy Greaves while Martin Tyler and Peter Brackley interview players. Plus highlights of the Scottish League Cup Final between Rangers and Celtic. See page 72 PRODUCTION TEAM RICHARD WORTH, TONY MILLS, JIM RAIvLSEY REPORTERS MARTIN TYLER, PETER BRACKLEY DIRECTOR TED AYLING EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JEFF FOULSER Independent Television Sport Production

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5.15 Cartoon Time 5.30 Little House on the Prairie 6.28 North East News If a replay is necessary,

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4.45 Cartoon Time 5.0 Little House on the Prairie DEAN BUTLER DAYS OF SUNSHINE, DAYS OF SHADOWS PART 2

Almanzo Wilder (Dean Butler), resigned to being crippled all his life, prays for his own death, and even his wife gives up hope when their house is hit by a raging tornado.

6.0 North East News

6.2 Bullseye The darts and general knowledge game presented by Jim Bowen in which three pairs of contestants compete in the hope of winning star prizes. Tony (Mr 180) Green keeps the score. Guest celebrity is Lionel Blair. Script associate is Howard Imber. CONTESTANT RESEARCH MICKEY BRENNAN DIRECTOR BOB COUSINS PRODUCER PETER HOLMANS Central Production

6.30 ITN News 6.40 Appeal Thora Hird appeals on behalf of the Association for Spina Bifida and Hydrocephalus. Please send donations to: ASBAH, 22 Upper Woburn Place, London WC1 OEP. PRODUCER PETER HEINZE Granada Television Production

6.45 to 7.15 Highway HARRY SECOMBE ST DAVID'S

This week Harry Secombe visits St David's in West Wales. Featured with him are Wynford VaughanThomas, Ruth Barker, Robert Rees, Father Brendan O'Malley, and the choir of St David's Cathedral conducted by Sir Nicholas Jackson, with organist Malcolm Watts. Also appearing are Anthony Camden, the Very Rev Lawrence Bowen, John Freeman, and the crew of the St David's lifeboat. Music director for the programme is Norman Kay. PROGRAMME ASSOCIATE RONNIE CASS DIRECTORPRODUCER JOHN MEAD EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BILL WARD HTV Production 4

TVTLMIES 24-30 March 1984

In the last of the present series, Dr Philip Dixon looks at the upheavals in Europe which were creating feudalism in the Middle Ages. RESEARCH LESLEY SMITH DIRECTOR DAVID COULTER PRODUCER MIKE FLOOD PAGE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BARRY COX London W eekend Television Production

1.40 Irish Angle Irish affairs and interests. Griffin Productions

2.10 Don Carlo PLACIDO DOMINGO MIRELLA FRENI GRACE BUMBRY NICOLAI GHIAUROV PART ONE

Placido Domingo stars in Verdi's magnificent opera Don Carlo, about the Spanish prince whose French fiancĂŠe is married, for political expediency, to his father, King Phillip II. New York's Metropolitan Opera, which celebrates its centenary this season, is conducted by its musical director James Levine. Sub-titles by Gillian Widdicombe. Part Two is next Sunday. Don Carlo Placido Domingo Elisabeth de Valois Mirella Freni Princess Eboli Grace Bumbry King Philip II Nicolai Ghiaurov Louis Quilico Rodrigo Julien Robbins Friar TV DIRECTOR BRIAN LARGE STAGE DIRECTOR JOHN DEXTER Produced in association with Unite!

4.15 Jack's Game JACK CHARLTON ROUGH SHOOT When a few friends rent the

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Jr 7.15 Agatha Christie's A Caribbean Mystery HELEN HAYES BARNARD HUGHES JAMESON PARKER SEASON HUBLEY After two murders occur in the hotel where she is staying, Miss Jane Marple's relaxing Caribbean holiday turns into a race against the clock to prevent a cruel wife-murderer from carrying out his plans. See page 23 Miss Marple Helen Hayes Mr Rafiel Barnard Hughes Tim Kendall Jameson Parker M olly Season Hubley Ruth W alters Swoosie Kurtz Lucky Dyson Cassie Yates Capt Daventry Zakes Mokae Greg Dyson Stephen Macht Ev ely n Beth Howland Maj Palgrave Maurice Evans Victoria Lynne Moody Edward George Innes Dr Graham Brock Peters A rthur Jackson Mike Preston Minister Bernard McDonald Miguel Santos Morales Sergeant Sam Scarber Hotel guest Cecil Smith TELEPLAY SUE GRAFTON, STEVEN HUMPHREY DIRECTOR ROBERT LEWIS

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Leo McKern — and Rumpole — are award contenders. 9.15.

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7.15 The World at War PACIFIC: FEBRUARY 1942—JULY 1945

The Americans fight their way across the Pacific towards Japan and the Philippines. Narrator is Laurence Olivier.

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9.15 The British Academy Awards In the presence of Princess Anne Live coverage of the television and film world's big night, hosted by Michael Aspel at London's Grosvenor House Hotel, as stars gather to honour their entertainment colleagues. And there's a chance to enjoy again some great moments from cinema and TV. Music is provided by Alyn Ainsworth and his Orchestra. Nominations in some categories are: Best Television Drama Series: A uf W iedersehen, Pet; Kennedy; Rumpole of the Bailey; W idows. Best Television Actress: Blair Brown for Kennedy; Coral Browne for An Englishman A broad; Judi Dench for Saigon — Y ear of the Cat; Maggie Smith for Mrs Silly. Best Film Actress: Jessica Lange for Tootsie; Phyllis Logan for A nother Time, A nother Place; Meryl Streep for Sophie's Choice; Julie Walters for Educating Rita. Best Television Actor: Alan Bates for A n Englishman A broad; Leo McKern for Rumpole of the Bailey and Reilly — A ce of Spies; Ronald Pickup for Orwell on Jura and W aters of the Moon; Martin Sheen for Kennedy. Best Film Actor: Michael Caine for Educating Rita and The Honorary Consul; Robert De Niro for The King of Comedy; Dustin Hoffman for Tootsie. Best Television Light Entertainment Performance: Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett for The Two Ronnies; Jasper Carrott for Carrott's Lib; Judi Dench for

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11.45 The Irish RIM BY ROSEMARY ANNE SISSON

PETER BOWLES A MISDEAL Continuing this series based on the stories of Somerville and Ross. Flurry Knox finds he has a rival for the affections of Sally. Major Y eates Peter Bowles Flurry Knox Bryan Murray Philippa Y eates Doran Godwin Sally Knox Lise-Ann McLaughlin Mrs Cadogan Anna Manahan Peter Cadogan Brendan Conroy Lady Knox Faith Brook Bobby Bennett Diane Fletcher Bernard Shute Tim Woodward S lipper Niall Toibin Old woman Sheila O'Sullivan McCarthy Joe Pilkington CAMERA JOI-LN METCALFE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JAMES MITCHELL PRODUCER ADRIAN HUGHES DIRECTOR ROBERT CHETWYN

12.45 Susie Beddow Plays . . . Sonata in C Minor, Last Movement, by Dussek.

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8.15 The Jewel in the Crown BASED ON 'THE RAJ QUARTET BY PAUL SCOTT, ADAPTED BY KEN TAYLOR

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9.20 There'll Always Be Stars in the Sky Indian film music dominates much of the developing world. Its legendary 'playback' singers, stars and records comprise a popular culture that has distorted or destroyed earlier forms of Indian musical entertainment. Jeremy Marre and his crew travelled the subcontinent to investigate the 'Indian film music phenomenon'. CAMERA DICK POPE, DAVID SCOTT SOUND GREG BAILEY, MIKE BILLING EDITORS ROLAND ARMSTRONG, GEORGINA BISHOP DIRECTOR/PRODUCER JEREMY MARRE Harcourt Films Production

10.20 Skating — World Championships Gala Following ITV's coverage of the World Figure-Skating Championships in Ottawa, Canada, Channel Four presents highlights from the final Gala. The titles have been won and, on this final day, the champions have the opportunity to perform their spectacular routines for the sake of pure enjoyment. The programme will include a re-cap of Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean's performances during the week, as well as an interview with them. Independent Television Sport Production

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6.0 North East News 4.15 Batfink SPIN THE BATFINK The amazing crime-fighting bat with wings of steel.

4.20 He-Man and Masters of the Universe THE DRAGON'S GIFT Granamyr is the only one capable of reversing the spell that has turned Man At Arms to crystal.

4.45 Danger Marmalade at Work BY ANDREW DAVIES

THE CRUISE OF THE GROTTY SHARK When Marmalade falls headfirst into the Atkins' bath, it gives Wendy, her social worker, the idea of signing Marmalade up as a naval cadet. Oracle sub-titles page 170 Marmalade Atkins Charlotte Coleman Mr A tk ins John Bird Mrs A tkins Carol Macready W endy W ooley 1 Elizabeth Newscaster J Estensen Captain Blight Trevor Peacock Mr Christian Terence Rigby Simeon Andrews Charles Dale Sailors Malcolm Rogers Ian Sharp Puppeteer Ian Allen DESIGNER ROBIN PARKER DIRECTOR PETER DUGUID PRODUCER MARJORIE SIGLEY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER PAMELA LONSDALE Thames Television Production

5.0 Dangermouse BY BRIAN TRUEMAN

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ARE COMING DM and Penfold have been chosen as Earth ambassadors for a special welcoming ceremony. With the voices of David Jason, Terry Scott, Edward Kelsey and Brian Trueman. DIRECTOR BRIAN COSGROVE PRODUCERS BRIAN COSGROVE, MARK HALL Thames Television Production

5.15 Mr Smith MR SMITH GOES PUBLIC When a reporter uncovers the truth about Mr Smith the national media clamour for stories and pictures.

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6.30 Northern Life PAUL FROST For the most up-to-date best-informed and most entertaining regional news service, join Paul Frost and the reporting team of Tony Cook, Rod Griffith, Alistair Harrison, Peter Holland, Stuart McNeil, Phil Martin, Sheila Matheson, Eileen McCabe and Lis Howell. Plus special news headlines for the deaf and top sports stories from David Burton and Roger Tames. PROGRAMME EDITORS BRIAN HARRISON, TERRY JAMES, DAVID LANDER, ERIC McGUFFOG EDITOR CLIVE PAGE Tyne Tees Television Production

7.0 NEW SERIES

What's My Line EAMONN ANDREWS Eric Morecambe Jilly Cooper Patrick Mower Barbara Kelly George Gale Return of British television's first panel game, the smash-hit quiz of the Fifties and Sixties. Tonight's panel of five mixes showbusiness with Fleet Street personalities and includes Barbara Kelly who, with chairman Eamonn Andrews, tookpart in the first show on 16 July, 1951. As well as trying to determine contestants' occupations, the panel also has to guess, blindfolded, the identity of a mystery celebrity. See pages 16 to 18 DESIGNER PHILIP BLOWERS PRODUCER MAURICE LEONARD DIRECTOR/EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MALCOLM MORRIS Thames Television Production

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He-Man and Masters of the Universe are back. See, 4.20.

7.30 Coronation Street Fred Gee gets an invitation to the brewery dinnerdance and starts searching for a partner. Oracle sub-titles page 170 This week's cast: Fred Gee Fred Feast Hilda Ogden Jean Alexander Rita Fairciough Barbara Knox Mavis Riley Thelma Barlow Betty Turpin Betty Driver Deirdre Anne Kirkbride Ken William Roache Emily Bishop Eileen Derbyshire Brian Christopher Quinten Bet Lynch Julie Goodyear Bill W ebster Peter Armitage Kevin W ebster Michael Le Vell Vera Duckworth Elizabeth Dawn Jack Duckworth William Tarmey Mike Baldwin Johnny Briggs A lan Livesey Peter Ivatts WRITER JULIAN ROACH STORIES TOM ELLIOTT, BARRY HILL DESIGNER ERIC DEAKINS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BILL PODMORE DIRECTOR PATRICK LAU PRODUCER MERVYN WATSON Granada Television Production

8.0 Duty Free BY ERIC CHAPPELL, JEAN WARR

KEITH BARRON GWEN TAYLOR JOANNA VAN GYSEGHEM NEIL STACY HASTA LA VISTA

Final episode of this series about two couples on holiday in Spain. Music is by Peter Knight. See pages 14 and 15 Oracle sub-titles page 170 David Pearce Keith Barron Amy Pearce Gwen Taylor Linda Cochran Joanna Van Gyseghem Robert Cochran Neil Stacy Waiter Carlos Douglas Policeman Kevork Malikyan Manager Bunny May DESIGNER COLIN PIGOTT DIRECTOR/PRODUCER VERNON LAWRENCE Y orkshire Television Production

DAVID WARNER with MICHAEL ALDRIDGE FRANK WINDSOR MAGGIE STEED MARION BAILEY PATRICK MALAH1DE GEOFFREY HUTCHINGS and DOREEN MANTLE CHARLIE WAS MY DARLING First episode in a four-part thriller. Shambling private detective Charlie Alexander stumbles across a dying man, identified as Stan Peace, a shop steward in the Distributive Worker's Union. He has been brutally battered - to death. And Charlie's name is in his address book. . . Music by Harry South. Part Two is on Wednesday. See page 61 Oracle sub-titles page 170 Charlie Alexander David Warner Paul Tucker Michael Aldridge Harry A insworth Frank Windsor Ella Peace Maggie Steed Susan Alexander Marion Bailey S aul Patrick Malahide Dave Abbott Geoffrey Hutchings Maggie Doreen Mantle Mr Lawrence George Little Danuta Lawrence Anna Korwin Stan Peace Richard Ireson Ainsworth's secretary Diana Hardcastle Ainsworth's colleague Bill Croasdale Ben A lexander Ned Williams Toby A lexander Jack Williams Rupert Alexander Harry Williams First man at hangar Ted Beyer Second man Paddy Joyce Third man Bunny May Owen Harris David Lloyd Meredith DW U President Anthony Benson Ray Prothero Norman Jones Derby rep at conference Alan Starkey S m ith Clive Merrison Tom Peace Richard Chadwick First shop steward John McArdle Second shop steward Johnny Maxfield Taxi driver Brian Nolan Hansbach James Coyle CAMERA PETER JESSOP EDITOR CHRIS WLMBLE DIRECTOR MARTIN CAMPBELL PRODUCER GRAHAM BENSON Central Production

10.0 News at Ten Today the Queen and Prince Philip started their five-day visit to Jordan. There will be regular reports of the royal visit in ITN news bulletins all this week. See pages 60 and 61

10.30 North East News 10.32 Briefing IAN BREACH The North East's own current affairs programme investigates and analyses the issues that affect our daily lives in the region local and national. Reporter is Kevin Rowntree. RESEARCH ANDREW SOLOMAN, SHARON NEEDHAM, MIKE JORDAN, LYNNE PETRIE ASSOCIATE PRODUCER ALEX MURCHIE POLITICAL EDITOR JOHN SLEIGHT DIRECTORS BOB COWLEY, LISLE WILLIS, BERNARD PRESTON PRODUCER BOB FARNWORTH Tyne Tees Television Production

11.15 The Levkas Man Episode 6. In the blocked cavern below the Levkas caves, Professor Holroyd finds Dr Gerrard and realises that a momentous discovery has been made. Last in the series. Paul Gerrard Robert Coleby Bert Kenneth Cope Dr Gerrard Marius Goring

12.15 Words from Other Lands ISRAEL

It is daylight when we see everyone in our world as a brother or sister. With Father Jim O'Keefe, Director of Pastoral Studies at Ushaw College, Durham. Programmes as Tyne Tees except: GRAMPIAN 1.30 Film - A Town Like Alice. Virginia McKenna in war drama; 5.15 Emmerdale Farm; 6.30 Top Club; 10.30 Streets of San Francisco; 11.30 Liberals; 12.10 Barney Miller. YORKSHIRE 1.30 Story of Wine; 2.0 Film - The Voice of Merrill. Four people are suspected of murdering female blackmailer. Black and white; 5.15 Silver Spoons; 6.30 It's A Vet's Life; 10.30 Calendar Commentary; 11.0 Hill Street Blues. BORDER 1.30 Film - Bunny Lake Is Missing. Laurence Olivier in mystery; black and white; 5.15 Survival; 6.0 Lookaround; 6.15 Canon; 6.30 Mr & Mrs; 10.30 Sweeney; 11.30 Liberals. .1

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Rita (Barbara Knox, right) makes fun of Mavis (Thelma Barlow) in Coronation Street, on ITV..

A last visit to the studios of Night Beat News. Who will have the last word? Is there any hope of a happy ending as it's the 13th episode? Freda Christine Pritchard Gareth Robin Griffith David fed Thomas Gre William Thomas Vic Nia Ceidiog Monique Cart's Llywelyn Em ly n Ca dean Roberts Owen Lewis John Pierce Jones A nnie Lowri Anne Richards Derec Lynn Rees Garfield Timothy Bateson Tada Owen Garmon Gwyneth Roberts Valmai Jones Mrs Rees Branwen Iwan DIRECTOR JAN DARNLEY-SMITH PRODUCER PETER MILLER W P Productions

5.30 The Mary Tyler Moore Show ASSISTANT WANTED, FEMALE

Mary hires her friend Phyllis as her newsroom assistant — with disastrous results. Last of present series. Mary Mary_ Tyler Moore Rhoda Valerie Harper Phyllis Cloris Leachman

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Uncle Harry (Gale Gordon) bribes Lucy (Lucille Ball) to play the role of his expectant wife at a reunion with an old college girlfriend.

6.30 Make It Count FRED HARRIS Today Fred Harris looks at the numbers on bills and forms, particularly decimal numbers. For the Make It Count workbook, price £2.75, write to address 2, page 49. Programme advisers are Bob Laxton and Graham Rawlinson.

Weather 8.0 Henry Cooper's Golden Belt INTER-CITY BOYS' CLUB BOXING CHALLENGE 1984 Birmingham v Liverpool

The third quarter final of this young boxers series organised by the National Association of Boys' Clubs. This week Birmingham take on Liverpool — newcomers to the Golden Belt. Henry's special guest is Maurice H ope, 1980 World Light Middleweight Champion, and himself a former boys' club member. Commentator is Dave Brenner. PRODUCERS PHIL PILLEY, BRIAN VENNER Trans W orld International Production

9.0 The Heart of the Dragon MARRYING

In a remote mountain village in south-east China, a young couple prepare to get married. He is decorating the bedroom, and she is collecting the furniture. In the past, marriages were arranged by the two families; the bride and groom might not even have set eves on each other before die wedding day. But Lu Yun and Qhiqing are in love. She works in the factory in his village and he used to see her home. They still have to ask a gobetween to make arrangements between the families and to negotiate the wedding presents he must buy her, and they have decided

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10.0 Percy French 1854-1920 BRENDAN O'DOWDA A portrait of the Irish civil engineer who became both a performer and composer. Brendan O'Dowda sings some of French's well-loved songs, like A bdal the Bulbul A meer and Come Back Paddy Reilly, and seeks out the people who can still remember the best-known composer of both sad and comic Irish ballads. DIRECTOR/PRODUCER ANDREW CROCKART Ulster Television Production

11.5 The Eleventh Hour THE SILENT CRY

Continuing the season of films by the director Stephen Dwoskin. A girl stands before a mirror, applying make-up although, she says, 'I can hardly see a thing without my glasses'. The director compares her to Alice in Wonderland.. . See page 23 With Mary Rose, Ernst Brightmore, Bobby Gill, Harry Waistnage, Beatrice

Cordua, Brenda Lark, Sarah Peach, Cossy P-Orridge. SCREENPLAY STEPHEN DWOSKIN BOBBY GILL DIRECTOR STEPHEN DWOSICIN

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7.0 Channel Four News Peter Sissons presents TV's most comprehensive news programme. Detective Charlie (David Warner) aims to solve a murder — aided by, from left, baby Rupert Harry Williams), Ben (Ned Williams), Tom (Richard :hadwick), Toby (Jack Williams), Ella (Maggie Steed). ITV.

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Partner 5: The Brandt family on holiday take a cable car and watch folk-dancing.

Mad Lizzie shakes out at 6.50, 9.15.

10.43 Evolution

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Origins of Chan 2: mechanisms of evolution.

7.20. Cartoon Time 7.25. Guest of the Day 7.40. Competition Time 8.27.

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11.08 Ways without Words

Tuesday Specials: Alarm Call with Lynn Faulds Wood 6.40, 8.45; Today's the Day with

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Drama with the Australian Sullivan family at home and abroad during the dark and harrowing days of World War Two.

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120 North East News and Lookaround Regional news and diary.

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Peter Mundy is called up for war service. . k t Peter Mundy Patric Pearson PAKI BASHER A lbert Mundy Ray Smith BY GERRY HU>CHAM V era Mundy June Bar ry Rahim Shah is accused of Helen Dereham wounding right-wing youth Susannah York Ronald Dereham Ronald Hines Lance Lee Deakin. Shah claims his uncle was being Jack Blair Patrick O'Connell Sgt Hymie Stutz Lou Hirsch attacked by Deakin and two Rose Blair Lynne Pearson friends. Sgt Elmer Jones James Saxon This week's cast: Sgt Billy Colvero Ian Tyler Judge Unwin Thorley Walters Capt Red Burwash John Lloyd John Flanagan Gavan O'Herlihy Paul.s S tErrol LJohn oury Nann Madeleine Ch ristie Madelehry Rahim Shah Bhasker Vi Ericson Kat n Pogso n Farid Shah Kaleem Jamua Letty Mundy Natalie Ogle Lance Lee Deakin Joe Figg Mai Kiley Michael J Shannon Michael Rofe Ian Mercer Col Krasnowici Ed Devereaux Terry Day Sean Wilson DESIGNER ANDREW GARDNER A li Mehemudin DIRECTOR/PRODUCER

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Garage and Camping: Holiday ing in France; staying on campsites.

Loyd Grossman 8.10; Video Report from Gyles Brandreth 8.35; Cooking with Rustle Lee 9.2.

DISGUISING YOUR FACE Zippy, George, Bungle and Geotfrey casguise their faces to go to a fancy dress party. Rod, Jane and Freddy sing Changing Faces. At Cockleshell Bay, Robin and Rosie puton their disguises. t INRITER SAMANTHA LEE

Ways without Words Again: Lynx Dance tell a story through dance techniques. Water: How water is collected, stored and processed.

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tales of spies and snakes evils lying beneath the troubled surface of a country about to be divided. Oracle sub-titles page 170 Sarah Layton Geraldine James A unt Fenny Rosemary Leach Col Layton Frederick Treves S usan Wendy Morgan Count Bronowsky Eric Porter Nigel Rowan Nicholas le Prevost Guy Perron Charles Dance Clerk Tapan Ghosh Macpherson Leonard Trolley Minnie Shreela Ghosh Edward Nicholas and Jonathan Haley Merrick Tim Pigott-Smith Ahmed Kasim Derrick Branche Nawab Saeed Jaffrey Hari Kumar Art Malik

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THE SILVER TRUMPETER

3.30 Miracles Take Longer Betty has difficult problems to solve. Gerald Klein promises her he will take care of one of them. Cast as Monday, plus: Paula Sheardon Polly Hemingway Barry Goodson Richard Warner Georgina Brew Gillian Martell Barry's client Marion Bailey Betty Hackforth Patsy Byrne John Hackforth Alan Thompson Mrs Shouter Pamela Sholto

4.0 to 5.15 Children's ITV presented by ROLAND RAT

Cockleshell Bay A FROSTY DAY

The cold weather arrives in Cockleshell Bay. Animators Sue Pugh and Paul Berry. Writer./narrator is Brian Trueman. DIRECTOR JACICE COCKLE PRODUCERS MARK HALL, BRIAN TRUEMAN Thames Television Production

4.15 Batfink EBENEZER THE FREEZER

Batfink is called out to stop Ebenezer freezing the city and robbing the bank.

4.20 On Safari CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS SUSAN KING BILLY DAINTY Join Christopher Biggins and his two guests for more jungle adventure. RESEARCH RICHARD KELLY DESIGNER JOHN NEWTON CLARKE DIRECTOR JOHN GORMAN PRODUCER TONY McLAREN TVS Production

4.45 CBTV PAUL HENLEY ANNEKA RICE PAUL SHEARER Having found a paint warehouse where it can continue broadcasting, the team comes up against some interference from Arnold Buggins, the warehouse foreman. ASSOCIATE PRODUCER CATHY PARNALL DIRECTOR STUART HALL PRODUCER DALE LE VACK Thames Television Production

A look at the beautiful Trumpeter Swans, which the United States came closer than anyone realised to losing forever. Narrated by John Hedges. CAMERAMAN JEFF FOOTT FILM EDITOR ROY HANDFORD PRODUCER COLIN WILLOCK A nglia Television Production

News at 5.45 6.0 North East News The latest news from around the region.

6.2 Crossroads Lisa Walters accepts an unwelcome present. Dr James Wilcox faces a dilemma. Diane Hunter has a showdown with Colin Sands. This week's cast: Jill Chance Jane Rossington Douglas Brady Nigel Williams Kath Brownlow Pamela Vezey Lisa Walters Francesca Gonshaw A ngela Reece Ann Castle A dam Chance Tony Adams Philip Reece Gerald Sim Colin Sands Paul Blake Joe MacDonald Carl Andrews Dr James Wilcox Robert Grange Sid Hooper Stan Stennett Carole Sands Jo-Anne Good Ken Sands John Malcolm Diane Hunter Susan Hanson David Hunter Ronald Allen Barbara Hunter Sue Lloyd Paul Ross Sandor Eles WRITERS DAVID GARFIELD, ARTHUR SCITAIDT, ALAN WIGGINS STORIES PETER LING SCRIPT EDITOR IVOR JAY DIRECTOR PETER CROFT PRODUCER JACK BARTON Central Production

6.25 Northern Life PAUL FROST The most up-to-date news of life in the region, with special bulletins for the north and south. Programmes as Tyne Tees except: GRAMPIAN 12.30 That's

Hollywood; 2.30 Protectors; 3.0 Preview; 5.15 Emmerdale Farm; 6.40 Crossroads; 7.5 Give Us A Clue; 11.20 Film - Death Trap. Albert Liaren in Edgar Wallace mystery; 12.30 Seal Pup. YORKSHIRE 12.30 9 to 5; 1.30 Calendar Tuesday; 2.30 Comedy Tonight; 3.0 Family Trees; 6.40 Crossroads; 11.30 Edgar Wallace. BORDER 5.15 Joanie; 6.0 Lookaround; 6.40 Crossroads; 11.30 Brass.

Cheerful, despite the jungle perils ahead, Christopher Biggins leads Susan King and Billy Dainty On Safari. 4.20.

7.5 Emmerdale Farm Tom Merrick draws Jackie into some shady dealings, and Jackie is shocked when he finds out what they are. This week's cast: A nnie Sugden Sheila Mercier Sam Pearson Toke Townley Matt Skilbeck Frederick Pyne Dolly Skilbeck Jean Rogers Jack Sugden Clive Homby Pat Sugden Helen Weir Henry W ilks Arthur Pentelow A mos Brearly Ronald Magill Jackie Merrick Ian Sharrock Seth A rmstrong Stan Richards Rev Donald Hinton Hugh Manning A lan Turner Richard Thorp Mrs B ates Diana Davies Sandie Merrick Jane Hutcheson Tom Merrick Jack Carr Richard Kemp Brian Southwood A ndy Longthorn Mark Botham Derek W arner Freddie Fletcher Kevin Haynes Mark Uttley Sgt MacA rthur Martin Dale Gas man Ced Beaumont WRITERS MICHAEL RUSSELL, TIM VAUGHAN DESIGNER BARBARA SHAW DIRECTOR FIONA CUMMING PRODUCER RICHARD HANDFORD EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MICHAEL GLYNN Y orkshire Television Production

7.35 Murder, Mystery, Suspense CHRISTOPHER GEORGE DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

Photographer, Larry Towers is the sole survivor of a car crash on a Spanish coastal road. But who is he? A gang of hired killers believe him to be an

espionage agent - and their orders are to kill him. What strange and dangerous past has been wiped from his memory? See page 23

Larry Christopher George Midge Judy Came Lisa Patricia Barry Tom Richard Anderson Sam Larry D Mann Karl Kevin Hagen Polly Joan Shawles Sgt Corso Fred Sadoff Buddy Mike Lookinland Mr Riley Richard O'Brien Mrs Riley Judith Hart TELEPLAY ROBERT DOZIER DIRECTOR WALTER GRAUMAN

9.0 The Jewel in the Crown BASED ON THE RAJ QUARTET' BY PAUL SCOTT ADAPTED BY KEN TAYLOR

TIM PIGOTT-SMITH CHARLES DANCE GERALDINE JAMES WENDY MORGAN NICHOLAS LE PREVOST ART MALIK SAEED JAFFREY guest stars 20SEMARY LEACH ERIC PORTER Episode 13 PANDORA'S BOX

The continuing drama which binds together the lives of Britons and Indians against the background of the last years of British rule in India. It is the summer of 1947. The British Raj is drawing to a close. Yet a sudden death has disturbed and distressed the small European community in Mirat. Guy Perron's return to India, to pay his farewells to a vanishing world, is marred by strange

FILM EDITOR EDWARD MANSELL DESIGNER VIC SYMONDS LIGHTING CAMERA RAY GOODE DIRECTORPRODUCER CHRISTOPHER MORAHAN Granada Television Production

10.0 News at Ten 10.30 North East News 10.32 The Food War While hunger stalks much of the Third World, the West is awash with butter, wheat and meat. On both sides of the Atlantic, exporters are desperately undercutting each other to get rid of their surpluses. The only winners are countries like Egypt and the Soviet Union who must import huge amounts. The losers are the taxpayers in America and Europe who spend billions to finance it all. Oracle sub-titles page 170 PRODUCTION TEAM RICHARD FOXTON, KIM WHITAKER, DAVID RICHARDSON, OLIVER WALSTON PRODUCER WILLIAM SMITH EDITOR JOHN SHIPPEY A nglia Television Production

11.30 That's Hollywood INSTANT IMAGINATION Man's scientific conquests,

including the first man on the moon, have often been pre-empted by the cinema. Tonight's programme looks at some examples.

11.50 Words from Other Lands INDIA

The danger of making other p eople in our image and .ikeness. With Father Jim O'Keefe.

24-30 March 1984 TVTLMES

27 March

8.30 Penny Junor introduces a new series of 4 W hat It's W orth, the consumer show on Channel Four.

7.50 Comment Personal view on an item of topical impdrtance. Tonight, Derek Jackson, explorer and principal of Outward Bound, Ullswater.

5.0 People's Court

9.0 The man who believes he comes from another planet. But does he? Alan Arkin is Simon in the film on Channel Four.

The participants in this programme are not actors but real people who have filed suit or have been served a summons to appear in a California Municipal Court. Judge Wapner, sitting in a TV studio court, rules in two cases.

5.15 Years Ahead ROBERT DOUGALL A look at the world from the older person's point of view. Presenter is Robert Dougall. Write to address 1, page 49. Last of the present series. A new series begins in May. EDITOR ROSEMARY FORGAN DIRECTOR PAT MACLAURIN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER STEVE CLARK-HALL Sidhartha Films Production

6.0 Bewitched WHICH WITCH IS WHICH? Endora transforms herself into Samantha's image and Darrin's friend falls for her. Last of the present series. Samantha Elizabeth Montgomery Darrin Dick York

6.30 Cautionary Tales

Charles Dance and Geraldine James in The Jewel in the Crown on ITV.

10.32 Grain from the West lands on an Egyptian dockside, subsidised by the taxpayers of Europe and America. The Food W ar on ITV.

Bernard Simons A GUIDE TO YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS: EVICTION There are few things as frightening as the threat of being made homeless. This programme looks at the ways in which the law can help if you are facing eviction. Both council and private tenants tell of their experiences. Plus what your rights are if it happens to you. For a free leaflet write to address 1, page 49, or phone: London (01) 992 5522; or Glasgow (041) 357 1774; or Belfast (0232) 232668.

Weather 8.0 Brookside Barry and Terry's habit of borrowing their clients' cars lands them in deep trouble. Annabelle Collins Doreen Sloane Paul Collins Jim Wiggins Edna Cross Betty Alberge Harold Cross Bill Dean Sheila Grant Sue Johnston Barry Grant Paul Usher Damon Grant Simon O'Brien Michelle Jones Tracey Jay Kevin Cross Stuart Organ Gizzmo Hawkins Robert T Cullen Jessica Haynes Jo-Anne Knowles Sally Haynes Roberta Kerr Henchman John Montgomery Tommy McArdle Malcolm Tierney Terry Sullivan Brian Regan Dorothy Tate Mary Cunningham Richard Tate Robin Tate WRITER CHRIS CURRY DESIGNER CAROL SHEERAN DIRECTOR PHIL HILL PRODUCER NICHOLAS PROSSER EXECUTIVE PRODUCER PHIL REDMOND Mersey Television Ltd Production

8.30 NEW SERIES

4 What It's Worth PENNY JUNOR with DAVID STAFFORD Penny Junor introduces Channel Four's hardhitting, top-rated consumer programme. For a free fact sheet send a sae to address 3, page 49. ASSOCIATE PRODUCERS ANNE CLEMENTS, FREDERICA LORD DIRECTORS DORON ABRAHAMI, BOB SERVICE, ELEANOR STEPHENS EDITOR MARY McANALLY Thames Television Production

9.0 Simon ALAN ARKIN n The future. At .M OM â&#x20AC;˘ the Institute 11, of Advanced Concepts, the bored scientists who have given up trying to cope with ecological disasters and world famines decide to 'programme' a man to believe he is an alien living on Earth. They select a profes sor of psychology, Simon Mendelssohn, and brain wash him into believing he comes from 'Nebula Orion' See page 23 Simon Alan Arid' Cri L sa thia Madeline Kahr Judy Grauber

Becker Austin'Pendletor Fichandler William Finley V on Dongen Wallace Shawr Korey Fred G Hundertwasser Max Wrilgi hi Barundi Jayani Josh Keith Szarabajka Pam Ann Risley H Melody lf Paula Gibson Himself Dick Cavell SCREENPLAY/DIRECTOR MARSHALL BRICKMAN

10.50 Black on Black Pauline Black Trevor Phillips Victor Romero Evans News, people, events and music from black people at home and abroad devised and presented by Channel Four's award-winning team. Tune in, switch on and catch MOVES, the black community's number one commentator bringing truth from the roots! Reporters are Kim Gordon, Julian Henriques and Elaine Smith. DIRECTOR TREVOR HAMPTON PRODUCERS LINCOLN BROWNE, TREVOR PHILLIPS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JANE HEWLAND London W eekend Television Production

11.45 Closedown

CAMERA CHRIS COX EDITOR ALEXANDRA ANDERSON DIRECTOR MARILYN WHEATCROFT PRODUCER SUSANNA CAPON Telekation International Production

7.0 Channel Four News

Samantha (Elizabeth Montgomery) has husband Darrin (Dick York) under a spell. You, too, will be Bewitched: 6.0.

28 March Tyne Tees

6.25 Good Morning Britain Presented by NICK OWEN JOHN STAPLETON Weather with Wincey 6.28, 6.58, 7.28, 7.58, 8.29, 8.58. News with Gordon Honeycombe 6.30, 7.0, 7.30, 8.0, 8.30, 9.0. Sport with Mike Morris 6.35, 7=35. IV ad Lizzie shakes out at 6.50, 9.15. Spotlight with John Stapleton

12.10 Sounds Like a Story

3.30 Sons and Daughters

MARK WYN I ER

Intrigue and drama in the

THE FISHERMAN AND THE GENIE Mark tells a traditional children's story with the

lives of the two Australian families - the Painters of Melbourne and the Hamiltons of Sydney.

help of pictures, music and the magical mysteries of The Black Theatre. Music director is Derek Hilton. I

4.0 to 5.15 Children's ITV

DIRECTOR NICHOLAS FERGUSON PRODUCER SENION ALBURY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JACK SMITH Granada Television Production

12.30 Three Little Words

Flicks CHRISTOPHER LILLICRAP PETER'S CHAIR Animated story about a boy

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Cartoon Time 7.25. Pop Video 7.55. Competition Time 8.27. Wednesday Specials: Today's the Day with Jeremy Beadle 7.5, 8.5; Pat's Week

PRODUCER DEREK CLARK HTV Production

named Peter who is growing too big for his baby chair but doesn't want to give it to his younger sister. Writer is Jack Ezra Keats. Last in present series.

with Pat Phoenix - who she's met, her views on the news 7.40; Pat's Chat 8.45; Pat's Tip at 9.12; Magic Moments 8.10; TV News and Gossip about what's happening in television with Eve Pollard 8.35.

9.25 North East News 9.30 For Schools 9.30 Middle English News of War: Dave Arthur looks at a very specialised area of factual writing - war reporting.

RAY ALAN

BARBIE More couples try to win the

1.0 News at One

DIRECTOR INGRID DUFFELL PRODUCER CHARLES WARREN Thames Television Production

LEONARD PARKIN Latest national news.

4.15 Batfink

1.20 North East News

GYPSY JAMES When Gypsy James steals money from parking

1.25 Where the Jobs Are

BY AVRIL ROWLANDS

2.0 Crown Court PAM BASHER

2.30 The Mysteries of Edgar Wallace

10.21 The English Programme Writing It Down: Repeat of Monday's programme.

10.48 History in Action We Don't Want to Live on Our Knees: Summer 1968. What is behind the Russian intervention in Czechoslovakia?

11.10 Stop, Look, Listen A Village: Monday's programme.

11.22 Basic Maths What If. . . ?: Monday's programme.

11.39 How We Used to Live Your Undoubted Queen: Television brings the pageantry of the Coronation into people s homes.

12.0 Flicks A first look at the programme which opens Children's ITV at 4.0 today. All programmes are in colour unless otherwise stated

NEW SERIES

Letty

10.4 Seeing and Doing Easter: Monday's programme.

4.20

1.30 A Plus

9.47 Alive and Kickin g

Keeping Safe Again: Making children aware that no environment can be completely safe.

meters, Batfink is assigned to recover it.

News, views, advice and entertainment.

The case continues. For cast, see Tuesday

presented by ROLAND RAT

CLUE OF THE SILVER KEY Supt Meredith

of Scotland Yard investigates the murder of a wealthy moneylender. Made in black and white. See page 23

Supt Meredith Bernard Lee Gerry Lyndon Brook Harvey Finlay Currie SCREENPLAY PHILIP MACKE DIRECTOR GERARD GLAISTER

Programmes as Tyne Tees except: GRAMPIAN 2.30 Love Boat;

3.30.Young Doctors; 5.15 Emmerdale Farm; 6.35 Crossroads; 11.30 Harvest Jazz. YORKSHIRE 2.30 Country Practice; 5.15 Mr & Mrs; 6.3D Crossroads; 11.30 Barney Miller. BORDER 2.30 Country Practice; 3.30 Doctors; 5.15 Whose Baby; 6.0 Lookaround; 6.35 Crossroads; 11.30 Legend.

Episode One. Lefty and her friends Brian, Trevor and Cath live at the Meadowbank Children's Home and are always getting into trouble. See page 68

Letty Boot Victoria O'Keefe Brian Josh Elwell Trevor Marc Barfoot Cath Deborah Smith James Forsyth Brian Croucher Margaret Forsyth Alison Key John Scott Finlayson Sharon Kirsty Etheridge Dean Neil Curtis Tina Maria Rotin Jim Robert Friedrich Store Manager Philip Anthony Lisa Beare Ruth Hatch Children Karl Osborne Sean Williams DESIGNER MARK WARD EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ANNA HOME DIRECTOR JONATHAN WRIGHT MILLER TVS Production

4.50 Jangles HAZEL O'CONNOR with OK Jive Streets Ahead GETTING IT TOGETHER BY JACK ALLEN

Steve decides that he will go into partnership with his

dad in the car trade. Last in

the series. Produced in association with Chatsworth Television. Joanne Hazel O'Connor Les Brian Croucher Steve Jesse Birdsall Herald David Delve Gary Tony Britts Mary Julia Gale Dave Marcus Francis Michelle Saiward Green Jenny Lowri-Ann Richards Lil Yvonne D'Alpra A rthur Ivor Salter Lydia Daten Sue Nicholls DESIGNER JOEL, : REID STORY EDITOR BOB BAKER DIRECTOR ALEX KIRBY PRODUCER Ph IhR HOLMANS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER PATRICK DROMGOOLE HTV Production

5.15 Family Trees MIKE SMITH ANNEKA RICE CECIL HUNIPHERY-SMITH Another family steps out from the audience. Last in the present series. PROGRAMME ASSOCIATE ROBIN ELLIS-BEXTER DESIGNER GRAHAM PROBST DIRECTOR PETER WALKER PRODUCER MAURICE LEONARD EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DAPHNE SHADVVELL Thames Television Production

News at 5.45 6.0 North East News 6.2 Crossroads Doug Brady asks a big favour of David Hunter. For cast, see Tuesday

625 Northern Life PAUL FROST News of life in the region.

7.0 The Country Diary of an Edwardian Lady ADAPTED BY ELALNE FEINSTEN AND DIRK CAMPBELL FROM THE BOOK BY EDITH HOLDEN

PIPPA GUARD EPISODE SIX: JUNE June 1906: Edith seems set in her independent ways and takes her schoolgirls on a counry ramble. She remembers her mother's death two years earlier and how her father and his three unmarried daughters moved house. Edith meets someone new at the summer exhibition.

Oracle sub-titles page 170 A rthur Brian Rawlinson Emma Elisabeth Choice

Winnie Isabelle Amyes Kenneth Anthony Daniels Edith Pippa Guard Violet Jilf Benedict Evelyn Allyson Rees Prof Lanteri Denis Carey Ernest Smith James Coombes Doctor Lloyd Lamble LIGHTING CAMERA IAN HOLLANDS FILM EDITOR MICHAEL ML1LLNGER SOUND FRANK MLN'TON ASSOCIATE PRODUCER JANE ADES EXECUTIVE PRODUCER BRIAN LEWIS PRODUCER PATRICK GAMBLE DIRECTOR DIRK CAMPBELL Central Production

7.30 Coronation Street Bet Lynch agrees to go to the brewery 'do' with Fred Gee but Betty Turpin re-

fuses to run the Rovers. Oracle sub-titles page 170 For cast, see Monday WRITER PETER WHALLEY

8.0 This is Your Life EAMONN ANDREWS Eamonn Andrews says: 'This is your life.' ASSOCIATE PRODUCER BRIAN KLEIN PROGRAMME CONSULTANTS TOM BRENNAND, ROY BOTTOMLEY DIRECTORS TERRY YARWOOD, MICHAEL D KENT PRODUCER MALCOLM MORRIS Thames Television Production

8.30 Fresh Fields BY JOHN CHAPMAN

JULIA McKENGIE ANTON RODGERS Ann Beach Fanny Rowe THE NAKED TRUTH William has a client from the Middle East who is determined to mix business with pleasure. Hester is alarmed to find that she is expected to supply the pleasure.

Oracle sub-titles page 170 Hester Fields Julia McKenzie W illiam Fields Anton Rodgers Sonia Barratt Ann Beach Nancy Penrose Fanny Rowe A bdul Kahn Bruce Montague Miss Denham Daphne Oxenford

Emma Debby Cumming Traffic warden Cab driver

Harry Littlewood Rory O'Connor

DESIGNER JOHN PLANT DIRECTORPRODUCER 1E1E2 FRAZER -JONES Thames Television Production

In the event of a replay in The Milk Cup Final, evening programmes will be subject to change.

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28 March

9.0 Charlie IN THE DAYS OF HIS YOUTH Second of a four-part thriller featuring shambling private detective Charlie Alexander. Who killed Stan Peace? Was it the Communist official, Harry Ainsworth, who seems to be involved in a car company pension fund scandal? The one man who could help Charlie is in hospital and unable to talk. To get to the heart of the mystery, Charlie traces Peace's past. Part Three next Monday. Oracle sub-titles page 170 Cast as Monday, plus: Mo Allen Christine Hargreaves Peter Stevenson Gordon Wharmby Travel agent Jim Dunk Man outside flat Wally Thomas Social worker Marty Cruickshank First barrister Robert Swann Second barrister Tony Mathews Judge John Bott Court usher Geraldine Gwyther Manning Dave Atkins Policeman Phil Smeeton

10.0 News at Ten 10.30 North East News indicates Repeat

10.32 Boxing Colin Jones v Allan Braswell Welsh welterweight Colin Jones, hoping to regain his place as No 1 challenger for the world title, takes on tough American Allan Braswell at Aberavon. It is Jones' first appearance before his countrymen for two and a half years. The topclass bill includes unbeaten middleweight Jim Price. Presenter is Jim Rosenthal with commentary by Reg Gutteridge. PRODUCTION TEAM DEWI BEBB, BOB SYMONDS EDITOR JOHN WATTS DIRECTOR/PRODUCER DON LLEWELLYN Independent Television Sport Production

11.30 Newhart BOB NEWHART YOU'RE NOBODY TILL SOMEBODY LOVES YOU Joanna takes violent exception when Dick tells a magazine interviewer that his wife, Joanna, is a 'terrific homebody'. Dick Bob Newhart Joanna Mary Frann Kirk Steven Kampmann

12.0 Words from Other Lands RUSSIA It takes great courage to live by the truth. Father Jim O'Keefe.

5.0 People's Court Judge Wapner, sitting in a TV studio court, rules in the case of How To Get A Headache.

5.30 Enthusiasts MARTIN BURROWS KEN JONES: SEAL DOCTOR Ken Jones was born into the mining community of Tonypandy, South Wales at the time of the depression and went down the pits himself at 14. At 20, he left Wales to go to the Midlands and learn nursing. Here he met his wife, Mary. After some years Ken and Mary decided to leave the rat-race and set up a beach cafe in St Agnes, Cornwall. This brought them into their first contact with seals. For more information send a sae to address 1, page 49, stating subject you are interested in. CAMERA BAHRAM MANOCHERI DIRECTORS/PRODUCERS MARTIN BURROWS, RONIS VARLAAM Cosmos Productions

6.0 The Monsters HERMAN'S HAPPY VALLEY Comedy series based on the macabre American family. Herman Fred Gwynne Lily Yvonne De Carlo Grandpa Al Lewis

6.30 Flashback THE ORDINARY DEVOTED MOTHER in the 1950s 'Home-making' in the Fifties would be relaxed and pleasurable, while mothers devoted themselves to their families' needs. ITV came along with reassuring commercials, but also some disturbing reports on impending social crises, including a programme by Dan Farson about unmarried mothers. For a booklet, price £1.25, write to address 1, page 49.

Pippa Guard (left) as the teacher whose country diary became a best-seller, takes her schoolgirls on a country ramble: The Country Diary of an Edwardian Lady, 7.0,

TVTIMES 24-30 March 1984

RESEARCH ELLY BELNTIEMA, JAMES BARKER FILM EDITOR PATRICIA HOLLAND DIRECTOR VICTORIA WEGG-PROSSER PRODUCERS VICTORIA WEGG-PROSSER, TAYLOR DOWNING Flashback Productions Ltd

Guest editor Ferdinand Mount looks at the case for privatising public transport in Diverse Reports, 8.30.

7.0 Channel Four News 7.50 Comment On Wednesdays this slot is handed over to a politician, Tonight, Jeremy Hanley, Conservative 'VW for Richmond and Barnes.

Weather 8.0 Brookside Mother's Day and April Fool's Day fall on the same day — as Sheila Grant discovers. Kevin and Edna try to patch up their quarrel with Harold. For cast, see Tuesday

8.30 Diverse Reports A current affairs programme with new ideas, new angles and diverse points of view. Ferdinand Mount, political columnist, literary editor of the Spectator and until recently head of Margaret Thatcher's policy unit, argues that bus services should be taken out of public ownership and opened up to free competition. Diverse Production

9.0 The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser BRUNO S Southern Germany, in the • early 19th century. A 16-year-old youth, apparently in a trance, is found standing in a town square, holding a prayer book and a letter. The letter asks that the boy be trained

as a 'gallant rider', like his father, but it transpires that he has spent his whole life chained up in a cellar.. . See page 23 Kaspar Hauser Bruno S Prof Daumer Walter Ladengast Kiithe Brigitte Mira Frau Hiltel Gloria Dtir Hiltel Volker Prechtal Lord Stanhope Michael Kroecher Circus trainer Willy Semmelrogge Cavalry Captain Henry Van Lyck .

SCREENPLAY/DIRECTOR WERNER HERZOG

11.0 Voices SOCIOBIOLOGY: CULTURE ON A LEASH? What, if anything, determines the way in which human beings behave individually or collectively? Are we programmed by nature or culture, by neither or both? Sociobiologist Robert Trivers argues that it is biology — our genes — which determines human social behaviour. Evolutionary biologist Richard Lewontin challenges this position as scientifically unsound and politically dangerous. Sociobiology would seem to justify and endorse social inequalities, male aggression and racism. Anthropologist Marvin Harris insists that it is cultural not biological evolution that provides the only adequate account of human behaviour. The sixth of 10 arguments is introduced by Robert Hutchison. RESEARCH CARL GARDNER, KICKY SLNGER DIRECTOR DAVID CROSSMAN PRODUCER UDI EICHLER Brook Productions

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THURSDAY 12.10 Get up and Go: BERYL REID Stephen Boxer

David Claridge MISTAKES Beryl makes a mistake while

6.25 Good Morning Britain Presented by NICK OWEN ANNE DIAMOND

Weather with Wincey 6.28, 6.58, 7.28, 7.58, 8.29, 8.58.

News with Gordon Honeycombe 6.30, 7.0, 7.30, 8.0, 8.30,

9.0.

Sport with Mike Morris 6.35, 7.35.

sticking some tiles in the bathroom and Stephen gets lots of things wrong at the playgroup. Mooncat is the only one who has not made a mistake - so far! Writers are Rick Vanes and Shirley Isherwood. RESEARCH LYDIA BAKER DESIGNER ALAN DAVIS DIRECTOR LEN LURCUCK PRODUCER CHRIS JELLEY

Y orkshire Television Production

Mad Lizzie shakes out with an exercise routine, to music, at

6.50, 9.15.

Spotlight with John Stapleton 7.20.

Cartoon Time 7.25. Guest of the Day 7.40. Pop Video 7.55. Competition Time 8.27. Thursday Specials: Today's the Day with Jeremy Beadle 7.5, 8.5;

The Family Business meets

stars and their families 8.10; Films on what's new at the cinema, with Paul Gambaccini 8.35; Baby Talk 9.2.

9.25 North East News All the latest news headlines from in and around the Tyne Tees region this morning.

12.30 The Sullivan

1.0 News at One LEONARD PARKIN News and views from around the world today. Plus weather forecast and Financial Times share index.

1.20 North East News and Lookaround 1.30 A Plus The topical magazine rogramme that aims to inform and entertain.

9.30 For Schools 9.30 Stop, Look, Listen B Water: Tuesday's programme.

9.42 Starting Science Care and Maintenance 2: Repeat of Monday's programme.

9.59 1. . . 2. . .3. . .Go! Ten: Tuesday's programme.

10.11 Alive and Kicking Keeping Safe Again: Repeat of Wednesday's programme.

10.28 People and Politics Skills. . . Who's Got Them?: Further examination of skills used by politicians.

10.50 Your Living Body New Lives: Last of this term's pro g rammes about the human

2.0 Crown Court PAKI BASHER Is Rahim Shah guilty as charged? Today, the jury

must decide. For cast, see Tuesday

2.30 Ladykillers GAYLE HUNNICUTT CHRISTOPHER VILLIERS MARGARET TYZACK with Terrence Hardiman Noel Johnson Charles Kay

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Pepper's Picture Book: Repeat of Monday's story.

11.22 My World Carriers: A repeat of Tuesday's programme.

11.39 The German Programme Partner 5: Tuesday's programme about the Brandt family on holiday.

12.0 Benny A first look at the programme which opens Children's ITV at 4.0 today.

James Bond (Sean Connery), Tiffany Case (Jill St John): Diamonds A re Forever. 7.20.

Drama with the Australian Sullivan family.

Drama about a real-life couple charged with murder, introduced by Robert Morley. The Thompson and Bywaters case has caused endless controversy - but did the lovers really deserve to hang? Frederick Bywaters Christopher Villiers

Edith Thompson Gayle Hunnicutt Dora Pittard Jean Holness

Sir Henry Curtis Bennett KC

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Margaret Tyzack Sir Thomas Inskip KC Noel Johnson

Mr Cecil W hiteley KC Terrence Hardiman William Graydon Dennis Edwards A vis Graydon Ann Thornton Court Usher Reg Cresswell Mr Justice Shearman Hugh Morton

Dr Bernard Spilsbury Andrew Johns Ethel Theresa Watson Clerk of Court Rex Arundel Jury Foreman Christopher Quinn Mr Manners John Grillo Mr Bishop Ray Armstrong Dr John Morton Terence SoaIll DESIGNER ANN DABINEII DIRECTOR BRIAN MILLS PRODUCER PIETER ROGERS

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3.30 Sons and Daughters Murder, corruption, business swindles and dark family secrets are just some of the ingredients in the continuing saga of two families, the Palmers of Melbourne and the Hamiltons of Sydney. Programmes as Tyne Tees except: GRAMPIAN 3.30 Young Doctors; 5.15 Mr Smith; 6.20 Police News; 6.25 Crossroads; 6.50 Mr & Mrs; 10.30 Spanish Civil War; 11.30 About Gaelic. YORKSHIRE 12.30 That's Hollywood; 1.20 Calendar News; 1.30 Calendar Thursday; 6.25 Crossroads; 10.30 John Briggs Music Show; 12.0 Jazz. BORDER 3.30 Young Doctors; 5.15 University Challenge; 6.0 Lookaround; 6.25 Crossroads.

4.0 to 5.15 Children's ITV presented by ROLAND RAT

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Benny DIANA WILMER

BENNY COMES TO THE COMMON

First story in a 13-part series about a dog called Benny. He is kept tied up, like a prisoner, on his cruel master's barge until two young children, Bella and Jack, spot him and make friends with him. Benny hopes they will rescue him. Writer and presenter is Diane Wilmer; music by guitarist Gordon Giltrap. See page 68 CAMERA BRIAN CLEASBY ASSOCIATE PRODUCER ALAN HYDES DIRECTOR DAVID TURNBLIL

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4.15 Batfink More action with the amazing bat as he fights the forces of evil with his fearless assistant Karate.

4.20 Madabout MATTHEW KELLY GARY NUMAN Matthew Kelly meets a young pilot, two young enthusiasts take him on a tour of Newark Air Museum and he goes hot-air ballooning. World record holder Wing Commander Wallis shows Matthew his collection of autogyros and takes him for a breathtaking flight. Special guest Gary

Numan - the Biggles of the pop world - flies in for today's Madabout flying. See page 68 RESEARCH KATHLEEN DARBY, ADELE ELM, GILLIAN PEART DESIGNER ERIC BRIERS DIRECTOR BARRIE CROSIER PRODUCER DIANE CAMPBELL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER CRISPIN EVANS

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4.45 The Book Tower ALUN ARMSTRONG As usual Alun Armstrong includes old and new stories in his choice from The V elveteen Rabbit, which was a much-loved story 60 years ago, to George's Magic Medicine, one of Roald Dahl's contemporary tales. The competition clue, based on one of last week's books, is: 'To Africa from Wapping, Sleeping but never stopping, They travel fast by day and night Till the end of their exhausting flight.' What are they? Oracle sub-titles page 170 DESIGNER ROBERT SCOTT DIRECTORTRODUCER DOUG WILCOX EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JOY WHITBY Yorkshire Television Production

5.15 Happy Days ARTHUR, ARTHUR

Fonzie is thunderstruck when the brother he never knew he had arrives on the Cunningham doorstep. Fonzie Henry Winkler Howard Tom Bosley Marion Marion Ross

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ALASTAIR BURNET The week's big story from Alastair Burnet and reporters Peter Gill, Julian Manyon, Peter Prendergast and Denis Tuohy.

6.2 Crossroads Joe MacDonald breaks bad news to Philip Reece. Barbara Hunter finds that brother Doug Brady is plotting behind her back, and Adam Chance learns to his cost that Doug is an expert on several things. For cast, see Tuesday

6.25 Northern Life PAUL FROST News of life in the region today.

6.50 Emmerdale Farm Pat Sugden tells her exhusband, Tom Merrick, to get out of Beckindale. Will he take their daughter Sandie with him? For cast, see Tuesday

7.20 Diamonds are Forever SEAN CONNERY JILL ST JOHN CHARLES GRAY Discovering that large quantities of diamonds are being smuggled out of South Africa and stockpiled by a wealthy racketeer, secret service chief M sends agent 007 to Amsterdam. Under an assumed name, James Bond contacts a girl, Tiffany Case, and is briefed by her to smuggle 50,000 carats of stolen diamonds to Los Angeles in a steel coffin. See page 23

James Bond Sean Connery Tiffany Case Jill St John Blofeld Charles Gray Plenty O'Toole Lana Wood. W illard W hyte Jimmy Dean M Bernard Lee Bert Saxby Bruce Cabot Miss Moneypenny Lois Maxwell Peter Franks Joe Robinson Mr Kidd Putter Smith Mr W int Bruce Glover Q Desmond Llewelyn Shady Tree Leonard Barr Felix Leiter Normann Burton SCREENPLAY RICHARD MAIBAUM, TOM MANICEEWICZ, FROM THE NOVEL BY IAN FLEMILNG DIRECTOR GUY HAMILTON

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10.0 News at Ten 10.30 North East News

5.0 People's Court Judge Wapner, sitting in a TV studio court, rules in the case of The Curls That Went Straight.

5.30 Chips Comic 10.32 Shelley BY PETER TILBURY

HYWEL BENNETT YOU HAVE TO LAUGH

Shelley's wife Fran has to cope not only with delivering her own baby, but with Shelley trying to offer help. No wonder the baby is in no hurry to arrive. Shelley Hywel Bennett Fran Belinda Sinclair Mrs H Josephine Tewson Midwife Diana Payan DESIGNER JAN CHANEY DIRECTOR/PRODUCER ANTHONY PARKER Thames Television Production

11.0 The Spanish Civil War REVOLUTION, COUNTER-REVOLUTION AND TERROR

Some 500,000 people died in the Spanish Civil War. Half were killed, not in battle, but by murder, execution and massacre behind the lines. In the early days, before the war became a passionate — even romantic — cause of international concern, an orgy of vengeance consumed both the republican side and Franco's Nationalists. Narrator is Frank Finlay. Oracle sub-titles page 170 Previously shown on Channel Four WRITER JAMES CAMERON RESEARCH KAREN BROWN, PATRICK BUCKLEY, ANNABEL DAVIES, JENNY POZZI, JANE WELLESLEY DIRECTOR JOHN BLAKE SERIES PRODUCERS JOHN BLAKE, DAVID HART, DAVID KEMP EXECUTIVE PRODUCER STEVE MORRISON Granada Television Production

CAMERA CHRIS MORPHET SOUND MALCOLM HURST EDITOR MICHAEL FOALE DIRECTOR VICTOR SCHONFELD Mediscreen Productions Ltd

7.0 Channel Four News Derek Francis and Elizabeth Sellars: W inter Sunlight, 9.30.

LUNCH BREAK

While Elsa is out picking up fish and chips for lunch, Inky and Rover play a game of indoor basketball with disastrous results — Elsa's favourite glass jug gets broken. Rover goes off to find out how a glass jug is made. For a workbook, price £1.25, and cassette, £2.25, write to address 1, on this page. Inky Gordon Griffin Rover Andrew Secombe Elsa Elsa O'Toole WRITER DAVID WOOD ART DIRECTOR JAN PIENKOWSKI PRODUCTION EXECUTIVE PETER DOLMAN DIRECTOR TERENCE DAW PRODUCER MAUREEN HARTER Verronmead Production in association with Primetime Television

6.0 Barriers BY WILLIAM CORLETT

PAUL ROGERS BENEDICT TAYLOR Adopted teenager Billy, trying to trace his real parents, goes to Salzburg to enter for a music scholarship. Music by David Haslam. Previously shown on ITV

Whitaker Paul Rogers Billy Benedict Taylor Miss Price Patricia Lawrence Dr Ernest Jolland Laurence Naismith Hilde Gruber Ursula Lingen Gunter W alser Christoph Lindert Karl Zuckmayer Walter Gotell Julie Underwood Julia Lewis Mrs Underwood Helen Horton Secretary Suzanne Roquette DESIGNER ASHLEY WILKINSON CAMERA DAVE DIXON FILM EDITOR MIKE POUNDER DIRECTOR BOB HERD DEVISER/PRODUCER MARGARET BOTTOMLEY Tyne Tees Television Production

12.0 Words from Other Lands

6.30 . . . Like Other Children

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Some ordinary schools now accept mentally and physically handicapped pupils. At a time when the system of educating children with spe-

The things we possess can be a barrier keeping people away from us. With Father Jim O'Keefe.

cial needs is under attack, this programme looks at the pros and cons — by taking an integrated education scheme as an example. For a free booklet send a sae to Education and Special Needs, address 1, on this page.

7.50 Comment Personal view on an item of topical importance. Tonight, Andrew Rutherford, lecturer in law at Southampton University, and a specialist on the British prison system.

Weather 8.0 Treasure Hunt KENNETH KENDALL ANNEKA RICE Kenneth and Anneka look back over 12 Treasure Hunts and talk over the highlights and problems with three pairs of competitors. Find out how the series was made and how to take part yourself. DIRECTOR ROGER THOMAS PRODUCERS MALCOLM HEYWORTH, I E I ER HOLMANS Chatsworth Television Production

9.0 Soap Danny confronts Elaine's murderer; Jessica finally decides between Chester and Donohue. Danny Ted Wass Jessica Katherine Helmond Chester Robert Mandan Det Donohue John Byner

9.30 Winter Sunlight BY ALMA CULLEN

Jane has discovered Leo's affair and retaliates in her own way. Having loaned Dorothy money, Jack now turns his attentions to Esme and stands up for what he wants, but, in this final episode with Ernest in hospital Dorothy faces the ultimate decision — will she return to Ernest or not? Dorothy Elizabeth Sellars Ernest Derek Francis Alice Patricia Hayes Esme Betty Marsden

Jack Derek Farr Leo Michael Bume Jane Pollyy Adams Mick Adrian Ross-Ma enty Felicity , Emily Mourel Daniel Richard Austin Laurie Eamonn Boland Katherine Ann Penfold Wanda Hetty Bqnes Doctor T im Meats eats David Simeon Nurse Susie Fairfax Policeman David Milner LIGHTING DIRECTOR JOHN TREAYS DESIGNER JANE MARTIN DIRECTOR JULIAN AMYES PRODUCER SUSI HUSH Limehouse Productions

10.25 The Other Face of Terror A two-year investigation lies behind this startling exposé of men who have perpetrated terrorist attacks in Europe and who have links with groups in Britain. Investigators have uncovered a traffic in arms, and plans to shelter wanted terrorists. A high-level infiltrator tell his story, taking us into the conspiratorial world of right-wing terrorism and underground propaganda designed to whitewash Hitler's Nazi regime. For the first time, The Other Face of Terror is exposed and, as the film shows, the threat exists in Britain as much as anywhere else. DIRECTOR/PRODUCER LUDI BOEKEN Belbo Film Productions

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Weather with Wincey 6.28,

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cessful marquetry should help remove all fears from this fascinating subject. DESIGNER IAN DOUBLEDAY DIRECTOR KEITH ACKRILL PRODUCER DILYS HOWELL Central Production

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4.50 The Fantastic Adventures of Mr Rossi

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Rainbow WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF STARS FELL TO THE GROUND?

Appearing are Geoffrey Hayes, Stanley Bates, Jane Tucker, Rod Burton, Freddy Marks and Roy Skelton. It's a beautiful starry night, and George decides to go to bed early. But instead of sleeping, he starts to wonder what would happen if the stars fell from the sky on to the ground. Geoffrey reads Stanley Bates' story, A Star Called Sidney, animated by Pamela Harris. Rod, Jane and Freddy sing Starlet. Puppeteers are Ronnie Le Drew and Malcolm Lord. Lines and Shapes are by Brian Cosgrove and Mark Hall. WRITER STANLEY BATES DIRECTOR PETER WALKER PRODUCER LESLEY BURGESS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER CHARLES WARREN Thames Television Production

4.20 Batfink Adventures with the bat who has wings of steel. He and his Japanese assistant Karate set out to bring criminals to justice.

4.25 Emu's World BY ROD HULL

ROD HULL CAROL LEE SCOTT FREDDIE STEVENS More adventures with Rod Hull, Emu and the youngsters at Pink Windmill. In an attempt to entice the children into captivity, the evil witch Grotbags holds her own festivities with Croc cast in an unlikely role. Even the Magnificent Fred gets involved, but will Emu and the children manage to escape the evil witch? Music director Colin Campbell, choreography by Alan Harding. DESIGNER NORMAN SMITH DIRECTORTRODUCER COLIN CLEWS Central Production

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Mr Rossi and his dog Harold get up to many adventures - but they are all in Rossi's mind. Fortunately, his canine pal is there to bring him back to reality - usually with a bump.

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Drummond, Willis and Arnold capture a burglar, but they confuse apolice officer with three different stories of their arrest. Drummond Conrad Bain A rnold Gary Coleman W illis Todd Bridges Pearl Mary Jo Catlett Kimberly Dana Plato Burglar Terry Kiser Policemen Henry G Sanders

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6.2 The Zodiac Game TOM O'CONNOR LES DENNIS BELLA EMBERG DUSTIN GEE SUZI QUATRO Contestants join celebrities in a battle of astrological wits. Bernard Fitzwalter provides the professional touch and guides the winner to tonight's star prize. RESEARCH GLORIA COOPER DESIGNER JON PUSEY DIRECTOR/PRODUCER HUGH DAVIES A nglia Television Production

6.30 Northern Life PAUL FROST A lively look at the day's news and events in the region. This end of the week edition includes sports news for the area. PROGRANLME EDITORS DAVID LANDER, ERIC McGLIFFOG, TERRY JAMES, BRIAN HARRISON EDITOR CLIVE PAGE Tyne Tees Production

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7.0 The Fall Guy LEE MAJORS DOUGLAS BARR DIRTY LAUNDRY

Colt travels to Lake Tahoe in an attempt to stop money launderer, Jax, from forcing Flo Benton's boyfriend into participating in his operation. Colt Lee Majors Howie Douglas Barr Jody Heather Thomas Terri Markle Post

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8.0 In Loving Memory BY DICK SHARPLES

THORA HIRD CHRISTOPHER BEENY MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS

Ivy Unsworth takes a trip down memory lane when she recalls the high spots of her career for readers of the British Undertaker's Journal. But were they really 'high spots'. . . or a series of disasters? Ivy Unsworth Thora Hird Billy Christopher Beenv Ernie Hadfield Colin Farrell A nnie Tessa Worsley DESIGNERS PETER CALDWELL, LIZ BARNETT DIRECTOR/PRODUCER RONNIE BAXTER Y orkshire Television Production

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Oracle sub-titles page 170 Lorraine Lorraine Chase Charles John Standing Bassett Richard Caldicot Mrs Lilley Sheila Keith Mrs Schumaker Margo Johns Mr Schumaker James Berwick Mrs Stanley Mildred Shay Mr Stanley Gordon Sterne

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9.0 Shroud for a Nightingale BY ROBLN CHAPMAN FROM THE NOVEL BY P D JAMES

ROY MARSDEN JOSS ACKLAND SHEILA ALLEN MARGARET WHITING with Liz Fraser Thelma Whiteley Andree Evans John Vine Dalgliesh has to move fast. Acting on instinct where fact eludes him, he tricks Stephen Courtney-Briggs into lies which he immediately regrets. Cornering the pompous consultant helps, but a visit to an alcoholic woman proves even more rewarding. Oracle sub-titles page 170 A dam Dalgliesh Roy Marsden Stephen Courtney-Briggs

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10.32 Fear on Friday

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Period mystery thriller, made in black and white. 19th century novelist James Rankin investigates the case of Edward Styles, who had been hanged 20 years before as the Haymarket strangler. But the more he investigates, the more Rankin becomes convinced that the hanged man was in fact innocent. See page 23 James Rankin Boris Karloff Cora Seth Jean Kent Mrs Rankin Elizabeth Allan Supt Burke Anthony Dawson Pearl Vera Day Kenneth MacColl Tim Turner Lily Diane Aubrey Hannah Dorothy Gordon Governor Leslie Perrins SCREENPLAY JAN READ, JOHN C COOPER DIRECTOR ROBERT DAY

11.55 Portrait of a Legend LIONEL RICHIE The former Commodores star talks about his successful career, as a singer and a songwriter.

12.25 Christian Calendar A look ahead at church events, with Frank Nelsson, who is the Scripture Union Co-ordinator for the North East.

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A 5.0 Wayne and Shuster CAPTAIN ROTTEN

Comedy with Johnny Wayne and Frank Shuster. Lorraine Chase with Richard Caldicot as butler Bassett in The Other 'Arf, on ITV.

JOOLS HOLLAND LESLIE ASH ROBERT PALMER BOB MARLEY BLACK UHURU STEVE WINWOOD Tonight, live bands in the studio, plus a special film profile of Island Records, the most successful independent British recording company. Leslie Ash talks to Chris Blackwell, the mystery man of rock, in his first major television interview. Plus film of all the great Island names, including Free, Bob Marley, Steve Wmwood and John Martyn.

7.0 Channel Four News Weather

David Byrne, who with Tina Weymouth (right) formed pop band Talking Heads, is the subject of Once in a Lifetime on Channel Four.

7.30 Right to Reply GUS MACDONALD Have you a point to make about a programme on Channel Four or ITV? Write to Right to Reply, Channel Four TV, 60 Charlotte Street, London W1P 2AX, or come in and record your message on the Video Box, Monday to Saturday from 8am to 8pm. III

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Diane (Shelley Long) has a fit of paranoia when Sam (Ted Danson) thinks her friend has fallen for him.

RESEARCH JAN ELSON DIRECTOR P, IER MULLINGS PRODUCER MIKE MURPHY Granada Television Production

9.0 It Takes a Worried Man BY PETER TILBURY

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DIRECTORS GEOFF WONFOR, GAVIN TAYLOR PRODUCER PAUL CORLEY EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MALCOLM GERRIE Tyne Tees Television Production

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9.30 The Lady is a Tramp

11.20 Once in a Lifetime

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One of the most influential pop bands around is Talking Heads. In this extraordinary rollercoaster of a programme, the band's live performance at Wembley is intercut with images from TV and movies around the world in one rapidfire montage of pictures and music — counterpointing David Byme's edgy rhythms and commenting on his lyrics. Principal programme consultant is David Byrne, concert direction by Peter Walker.

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8.0 A Week in Politics PETER JAY With presenter Peter Jay and reporters Auriol Stevens and Vivian White. PRODUCTION DAVID ASH, PAUL BRYERS, SARAH HARGREAVES PRODUCER ANNE LAPPING EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DAVID ELSTELN Brook Productions

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ElectronicTechnician, REME and Royal Signals. You've got to be quick to keep up with rapid changes in technology, so the skill of the Army's Electronic Technicians is crucial. You'll receive a thorough training in every aspect of electronics, avionics, or communications, which leads to a BTEC or CEI award. Preferably you should have a minimum of 2 '0' levels, or equivalent.including Maths and a Science subject.

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s a student at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, David Warner was a gawky youth, playing butlers and spear carriers, and expecting his career to continue in a similar fashion. Instead, he became a star at the age of 23, playing Hamlet at Stratford, appearing with Albert Finney in the film Tom Jones (1963) and taking the title role in Morgan â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a Suitable Case for Treatment (1966). Warner, now 42, is still the same awkward, loping figure of old. But in the intervening years, his career has somehow slipped away. Not that his talent has faded, simply that it has been confined in secondary roles in some second-rate films. It is refreshing to find him centre-stage again in the title role of Charlie, the shambling private detective in the thriller series which starts on ITV this week. Alas, this is the exception, not the rule. Warner's explanations are dismissive. But his reticence does not disguise a sense of past anguish and disappointment. He expresses delight and new-found happiness in his recent marriage (his second) and the arrival of his first child, baby daughter Melissa. The discontent lingers, and his reluctance to talk only deepens

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the mystery. Warner met and married his wife, Sheila, while working in Hollywood. He went there in 1978 to make what turned out to be an unsuccessful film. But he stayed on. Remarkably, this was his first visit to the film capital. He was invited 20 years ago, but was contracted to the Royal Shakespeare Company and so couldn't go. He sometimes feels he could be doing a little better than he is; suffers an occasional pang when one of his contemporaries gets a marvellous opportunity. 'Not that I wish I could play that part, or that I'm better than X. I've never felt like that. But there are those who bided their time, learned their craft before taking on the big roles. I admire that. 'It is not a sacred mission being an actor. I've done lousy jobs, good jobs, mediocrity. But that's the pattern. You've got to earn a living and support your family to the best of your ability. 'I'm over 40, and by no means financially secure. I've suddenly got a twoand-a-half year old daughter. After 25 years of being an actor, and not being settled, I'd like to give her a contented and settled life. Something I never really had.' David James Smith

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For many years now distant Pluto and mysterious Neptune have been playing a cat-and-mouse game In the Solar System. This reaches an exciting and important stage on Tuesday. It will result in a harmonious flow between the respective planets, opening up new spiritual horizons and giving you a desire for self-understanding. As this Neptune/Pluto link affects generations rather

Aries 21 March-20 April Profound psychological forces this week will bring a realisation that many aspects of your world no longer satisfy or represent your inner needs or true self. A compulsive inner drive will now set off a chain reaction that will bring about changes in your ego, ambition and physical needs. But don't expect to wake up next week 'different'; it will be a long time before you feel the change.

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A supreme but uneasy week in many intimate areas of your life. It is time to look deeply at sexual relationships, where psychological barriers have been set up, either through habits, past hurts or intense emotional experiences. You must get rid of any problem that stops you experiencing anything but the truest feelings for each other. Your health figures strongly in your thoughts now.

Cancer 22 June -23 July Think of an egg— that's your creative potential at this time. Very soon your talents will be hatching out. There are many forms of creativity — writing a book or building a home or giving birth to a baby. Don't write yourself off before you've explored the many creative avenues available to you. You could discover a love of someone or something that gives you unspeakable pleasure.

than signs, anyone born from the Forties onwards will be subject to its penetrating vibrations. Venus behaves coquettishly with Saturn, helping water signs Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces to stabilise their love or business affairs. That same Venus shuns Uranus, giving some disruptive days to Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces. An interesting week for everybody, momentous for many.

For those of you joining actress Julie Goodyear in a birthday celebration this week, this is what the year holds in store:

SaturdayA dreamy year coupled with more than your average share of luck. Just watch your vitality and energy level.

Sunday Super energy rays will help you push ahead for personal success. Be wary of emotional intensity— don't let it get out of hand.

Monday Y ou sparkle in 1984! However, try to control your outgoing and flirtatious nature; some folk may not understand your saucy ways!

Tuesday A scintillating year wit,i revelationary consequences. Y our life can never be the same after you discover your true self.

Wednesday Y ou love a natter, but look a mite too argumentative for my liking -still, you're OK!

Libra 24 Sept-23 Oct You're not at your best this week, partly because of your health and partly because professional plans have to be altered. This is not a good time to go on the razzle or burn the midnight oil. Money appears to be the reason for disruption at work, but it will also be a beacon on the horizon, as you will receive a heartening economic boost. An excellent time to put cash into a personal project. SCOrpi0 24 Oct - 22 Nov As Pluto is your planetary ruler, along with Mars, you will feel and respond to his compelling rays more than any other sign. With so many things happening in your sun sign, 1984 will represent a very important time. You will be well equipped mentally for the path ahead. The more you can develop your spiritual attitudes, the more you will be able to accept the tribulations of modern living.

Sagittarius 23 Nov-21 Dec A woman is all set to create havoc in the home unless she can be placated. Much of it boils down to current domestic restrictions. For various reasons the home and family represent some kind of prison, rather than a place of love and freedom. You'll be tempted to flirt with almost anyone just to bring some excitement into your life. Impatience is rife, and your spending habits are potty.

Capricorn 22 Dec-20 Jan A very friendly week, with some fine opportunities to push plans ahead with the help of a reliable pal or loved one. More importantly, you are at the centre of the Neptune/Pluto aspect, so I don't expect you, or indeed your life, ever to be quite the same again. It's very much an image factor with you. You'll want to change the way you look, behave and dress.

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Many patterns of your life are about to go through a metamorphosis that will deflect you from your present path. Your working environment will alter quite substantially, although it will be a subtle and prolonged process. Be aware of psychosomatic ailments, whether the condition is yours or a relative's. This is a liberating week, a perfect time to release yourself from hidden guilt or torment.

The good news is that your career and ambitions look more positive and stable than they have for a long time. An older or trusted person will rescue you from much of the drudgery. The bad news is — and it's not really bad news — that what you saw as your direction a few months ago is suddenly changed. It's also time to ditch a friend who has let you down time and time again.

Virgo 24 A ug - 23 Sept You will feel unsettled, and yet there is no need to feel afraid. You should use your desire for knowledge to kick out old thoughts and take on a new understanding of yourself and your life. Creatively, artistically and spiritually you will open up, but don't be frightened or ignore the inner vibrations; you're set to scale new heights. Take an interest in the paranormal and supernatural.

Thursday Y ou and Bet Lynch, dishy barmaid of 'Coronation Street' — in the person of Julie Goodyear, 41 today— can expect passion, romance and lots of luck this year.

Friday Y ou're as tender as a lamb chop, as loving as a baby, and you find manyamorous surprises this year. Be a bit careful of disapproving old 'uns.

DURING the next week, seven readers of TVTimes celebrating birthdays and one wedding anniversary couple, all selected from Russell Grant's postbag, will be receiving a very special present — a beautiful flowerfilled card, courtesy of Interflora. The readers, and birthdays are: 24 Mar — Maggie Miller, Edinburgh; 25 Mar — John Edwin Timms, Hucknall, Nottinghamshire; 26 Mar — Doris Dale, Crow le, Worcestershire; 27 Mar — Kathleen Collins, Kislingbury, Northamptonshire; 28 Mar — Jessie Smith, Sandown, Isle of Wight; 29 Mar — Angela Davies, Macclesfield,

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Pispces 20 Feb-20 March Venus in your sun sign will help you regain your popularity and give you an electrifying magnetism. If you're having an affair, it may finish now or move on to a new level. Your morals and principles are raised now, perhaps too idealistically, leaving you thinking and believing on an entirely different level. Psychic experience will transcend anything you've ever felt before.

Cheshire; 30 Mar— Mrs M Beardsworth, Bury, Greater Manchester. And congratulations on their silver anniversary to Mabel and Leslie Murray, Dundee, Tayside. If you would like to nominate someone for a birthday or anniversary flower surprise from Russell, send him the name, address and birthdate, at least six to eight weeks in advance, with your reason (in no more than 15 words) for choosing the person. Russell will select seven recipients of his birthday card and one anniversary couple each week. Write to Russell Grant, PO Box 108, Wembley, Middlesex HAO 4EG.

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Letty Boot's four-wheel drive thing Victoria O'Keefe did when she heard she had landed the leading part of a girl detective in a wheelchair was to somersault over the sofa. The next thing: to learn how a girl, paralysed from the waist down, coped with life in a wheelchair. Victoria, a 15-year-old from Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, was one of 60 shortlisted for the part of disabled Letty Boot in Letty. A new ITV series starting on Wednesday, it is set in a children's home where, following a series of thefts, Letty sets up the Letty Bootlace Detective Agency. She learned to handle a wheelchair at Pinderfields Hospital in Wakefield from three young disabled men. Victoria is a comparative newcomer to television, although last year she played an evacuee in Nanny and had a small part in the Pink Floyd film

all in the air, Win Commander Kennet Wallis is very down-toearth about autogyros. The sprightly 67-year-old wartime bomber pilot, who came into the public eye through the appearance of one of his machines in the James Bond film Y ou Only Live Twice, is one of this week's guests in Madabout. The Wing Commander has a high opinion of autogyros, seeing them as possible war machines that are light, can easily escape radar detection and can take off from almost anywhere. He should know - he has been building them for 25 years

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ACROSS 1 Sir John's actress daughter (6, 5) 8 Thriller writer Christie; author of A

Caribbean Mystery. 10 Crowther, presenter of The Price is Right; The Tube girl, Ash. 11 Rovers Return regular; letter of alphabet. 12 Coronation Street's Barlow. 14 Irish host Andrews, presenter of 28. 17 Frank, ex Z-Cars man, featured with 20. 20 Plays title part in Monday and Wednesday's thriller. 22 Keith, of Duty Free. 23 Self esteem; makes

and holds all the autogyro world records for flight duration, height, and speed. What are autogyros? At their very simplest, Wallis describes them as 'manmade, flying sycamore seeds - with an engine and a propeller.' The autogyro's rotor, unlike the helicopter's, is not powered by the engine. It turns in the air by the action of the slipstream through the blades, with an enginepowered propeller providing the forward thrust. In this week's programme, Matthew Kelly finds out what it's like to go up in one of the Wing Commander's spindly machines.

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So now read on keeping kids glued to the box, many children's programmes encourage youngsters toread. If you follow the Madabout series, there's a Look-In FAR FROM

Special now on sale. Mada-

bout is published by LookIn/ITV Books at £1. The series Rainbow produces a range of books, including the Rainbow Or-

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Book Publishers. There are three Marmalade Atkins adventures (each £1.25, ABP) and football with Murphy's' Mob (90p) and Murphy and Co (0-25), by Puffin. The Chips Comic Workbook and Cassette link up with the current Channel Four series. See the Thursday programme page. There's the book of A lphabet Zoo (Granada Publishing, L2.95). And don't forget The Book Tower, on ITV this Thursday.

Benny, the hairy hero THE LATEST star of Children's ITV is a lovable mongrel

Daring dog Benny and pals— Olivia W ard as Bella and Kirk W ilde as Jack.

dog. He's the hero of a new 13-part series - Benny, starting Thursday - aimed at younger children. The stories are told as illustrated adventures, comicstrip style, complete with dialogue and thoughts in 'balloons'. Like the other popular programmes for the young, it's on twice during the day - at midday and at four o'clock - so older children can catch it after they come home from school. Each programme is narrated by its writer, Diane Wilmer, who joins Benny at the start of each episode on Midsummer Common, Cambridge. She sets the scene for each story, which is then told in the form of still photographs. The series begins with Benny being rescued by two children-Bella and Jack- from a cruel barge-owner. From then on it' sadventure all the way. . .

one admire oneself. 24 Emmerdale Farm's Magill; Crossroads' Allen; US President. 26 Firework; old car. 28 Famous panel game returning this week where jobs, etc have to be guessed (5,2,4).

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Forever (4,7). 9 Khan, religious leader. 10 Bernard, plays 'M' with 7; sheltered side. 13 Cereal grown for cobs. 15 Scent of pleasant nature. 16 Uneven; strange. 18 Gallic, like Sacha Distel. 19 Slain by St George; The Heart of the— . 21 Warning colour; snooker ball. 22 An old shilling (colloquial). 25 A great number; biblical character whose wife was turned to salt. 27 Everything.

Answers to last week's crossword A cross 2 Barbara. 6 Cole. 7 Bet. 9 Christopher. 11 FA. 12 It. 13 Performance. 17 Anne Diamond. 21 Dr. 22 Of. 23 Consolation. 26 Ken. 27 Ella. 28 Windsor. Down 1 Toecap. 2 Bearer. 3 Ross. 4 Alto. 5 Perrie. 8 Chin. 10 Torvill. 14 Eon. 15 Fee. 16 Can. 17 Archer. 18 Nine. 19 Oliver. 20 Donald. 24 Owen. 25 Amos.

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Friday: The Other 'Arf

Standing finds himself a real-life other half

ton-educated John Standing, who stars opposite exPeckham Girls' Comprehensive pupil Lorraine Chase in ITV's The Other 'A rf, proposed to his real-life other half on Valentine's Day. The plan is for a wedding next month. Standing's other half is Sarah Forbes, writer and model and the daughter of film-maker Bryan Forbes and his actress wife Nanette Newman. There is about a 25-year age gap between Sarah and Standing. He will be 50 later in the year. 'Age,' he says, 'is of as little consequence as class, which is another of those topics that some people go on and on about.' People probably go on about class to Standing because he happens to be a baronet and his real name is Sir John Leon. 'What's that got to do with anything? For an actor, it gets in the way. I'd only be thought of as capable of playing one type of role. The acting baronet, that sort of thing. I know I'm not typecast now. I was asked N4.4 444 to play a dustman recently — though I turned it down.' Standing's proposal to Sarah wasn't made on one knee, but while he sat in the bath. 'I remember I was covered in soap and foam. I just thought, "This is it. This is the moment. Here's this wonderful woman, we've been together three years, we get on, let's make it permanent." Right i now I'm in a terrible panic, but .P., that's simply a phase. Underneath -1. the panic I'm dancing with joy.' 4 Sarah Forbes says: 'I watched i' John in an episode of The Other 'Arf, fell madly in love with him and thought I must telephone the i man. I'd known him since I was a Q child. Daddy had directed him in the film King Rat. I think when we first came together we were just desperately lonely. Our relationship grew from that. 'No, knowing him when I was a child and knowing him now, like this, doesn't seem strange. I don't think I've had a boyfriend whom I haven't known when I was a child. John Standing at My first boyfriend I had known his south London since I was eight years old, the flat, and with his second since, literally, I was a fiancee Sarah baby. It was the norm. The only (right) — daughter difference with John is that all the of Nanette Newman time I have known him he has and Bryan Forbes — been an adult. The other soon to become his boyfriends grew up with me.' real-life other half. John Standing and Sarah Forbes

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live in a studio flat in south London. It has been converted from what was once a women's prison, then a button factory, then a brewery. The walls are covered with pictures. The watercolours are by Standing, who trained as a painter before turning to acting. There is a photograph of Sarah in a nurse's uniform when she was six. Standing's father was a stockbroker. There was a family country house in Buckinghamshire, almost stately-home size. It is now owned by British Telecom. His mother was the actress Kay Hammond, his step-father Sir John Clements. A grandfather on his mother's side abandoned his family to seek his fortune as an actor in Hollywood. And when he was in his 60s, he had Betty Grable for a mistress. This grandfather was last seen alive strolling nonchalantly to a Hollywood Boulevard chemist to be treated for a spider bite. The next day he was dead. David Niven and Cary Grant both told Standing stories of his grandfather when he worked in films with them. 'Oddly enough,' says Standing, 'while I was in Los Angeles last year I was bitten by a spider. I can tell you I went to hospital jolly fast. I didn't want this

sort of exit from the world to become a family habit.' His stockbroker father refused to speak to his son after he had announced he was to be an actor. 'Finally,' says Standing, 'after four years of not talking, I went and banged on his door and said, this is ridiculous. Actually, he was giving a dinner party, so we talked in the street. Then he brought a drink out, I went in and we both got smashed together. We were inseparable from that day on.' He was left a legacy of £2000, but as there wasn't enough money to meet it, received half that amount instead. Death duties swallowed up almost all the rest. 'The remainder of my legacy — just £40 — went on a horse,' he says. 'A horse that lost. I'm not very good at gambling, I never know how to fill up the forms. 'I once went racing with my friend Charles Benson, the Daily Express tipster The Scout. I thought this must be it. This is where we clean up. I placed my money — and hopes — on an absolute certainty, and the poor creature went and dropped dead half-way round the course. 'I took it,' says Standing, 'as a terrible warning . . Cordell Marks

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Sunday: The Milk Cup Final 1984

Left: Everton's Kevin Ratcliffe clashes with Liverpool's Craig Johnston in the clubs' recent drawn league match. But fans Jimmy Tarbuck (above) and Ed Stewart have no doubts about the Milk Cup final.

he football rivalry runs deep on Merseyside, and two particularly wellknown fans, Jimmy Tarbuck and Ed Stewart, are sure they know which way the Milk Cup Final will go this Sunday. 'I've been a Liverpool fan since my dad took me to games as a little lad,' says Tarbuck. 'This Sunday, class is going to tell. Liverpool'll paralyse them.' Tarbuck's score prediction? 'Three-nil.' So, what will Everton do against Liverpool on Sunday? 'Beat them,' says Stewart. 'Everton work hard and have a good defence. They'll win twoone.' This soccer rivalry, which began in 1892 when Liverpool joined Everton as a member of the Football League, reaches its climax with this weekend's Wembley confrontation between the two famous Merseyside clubs, and you can see the game, live, exclusively on ITV. At the same time Scottish (STV and Grampian) viewers can see their own League Cup Final, live, on Scots port Special.

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Liverpool and Everton have never clashed before in a major final, although it has nearly happened five times in the FA Cup. Back in 1906, all Merseyside was hoping the two teams would win through to the final at Crystal Palace, but the draw paired

W ho has the stronger grip on the Milk Cup, Everton's manager Howard Kendall (left) or Liverpool's boss Joe Fagan?

them in the semi-final which went Everton's way after a replay. But it was still a year of joy for the fans of both clubs. Everton won the cup and Liverpool took the league title â&#x20AC;&#x201D; an achievement which was repeated 60 years later. In the 1950 semi-final

clash, Liverpool came out on top 2-0, only to lose to Arsenal in their first-ever appearance at Wembley. 1966 saw Everton at Wembley, under Brian Labone's captaincy, where they beat Sheffield Wednesday 3-2 after being two goals behind. Liverpool

again made it a double celebration by becoming league champions. Liverpool again beat their old rivals in the 1971 semi-final, this time by two goals to one but, once more, the Arsenal bogey was too much for them. At Wembley the London club won 2-1. The 1977 semi-final had to go to a second meeting before Liverpool beat the Blues 3-0. But, yet again, they failed at Wembley, going out 2-1 to Manchester United. This time, Everton will not be daunted by the fact that their rivals have won the Football League Cup (renamed The Milk Cup in 1982) for the past three years and also have a record 14 league championships, three European Cups, and two UEFA Cups to their credit. When it comes to the crunch anything can happen. One thing is certain, however â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Liverpool will be a deserted city on Sunday. Those who cannot get tickets for Wembley will be glued to their TVsets, their homes decked out in rival blue or red flags and banners. Harold W olfe 24-30 March 1984 TVTIMES

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I am delighted to be able to help. I have just given 'The Sunday Times Complete Cookbook', presented by A rabella Boxer, to a young friend of mine who is about to marry. It is an enormous tome, beautiful to look at yet practical, and is divided into three sections — choosing and buying food, cooking it and entertaining. It is suitable for both beginners and experts, costs £11-95 and is published by W eidenfeld and Nicolson.

Wash wary 1 am a 23-year-old male living alone in a bed-sitter, and am not very domestic. When I spill things on my shirts and jerseys I never know whether to use hot water or cold, or what. Nor can I understand what the hieroglyphics on the labels mean, so I'm a bit inclined to throw everything in a heap in the cupboard instead of taking them to the launderette or dry cleaners. I don't know if I'm imagining it, but I think my friends are starting to avoid me. Can you help with some simple translations? TB Salisbury, Wiltshire

Before your social life in the shires comes to an embarrassing halt, I suggest you get a useful book which explains it all. 'The Complete Home V alet', by Hazel Evans, is published by the Dry Cleaning firm of Sketchley. It tells you how to look after your wardrobe, how to remove stains and decipher washing symbols. It costs 75p from Sketchley or £1 by post from Biss Lancaster, 2 Tavistock Place, London W CIH 9RA . If it's just the label instructions which fox you, the W elsh Consumer Council publishes a leaflet called 'Know Y our Symbols', free from Oxford House, Hill Street, Cardiff CF1 2DR, on receipt of a sae.

Mother's boy I am sure I am not alone in this problem. At 22, I am engaged to a wonderful man, but his mother causes endless trouble. Before I went out with him I got on really well with her, but as soon as she realised we were

serious it became a nightmare. She begged us not to get engaged, and when we did she offered no congratulations. We have bought a house with help from my mum and dad, but she calls them names. My fiancé takes a negative attitude, saying he has had enough of bickering. He is very much under her thumb. I cfon't even visit him at home any more, and worry all the time if his mother is turning him against me. Julie West Yorkshire

W hat worries me most is that your boyfriend accepts this situation. If he refuses to take a firm line with her, to my mind you would be embarking on a marriage chock full of frustration. There is nothing more difficult than being married to a 'mother's boy'. Y our young man sounds too much of a moral coward to bring you much happiness, and although you may find this advice hard to take, think very carefully before going ahead with your wedding plans.

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the time to give it the enormous amount of exercise it needs. W hy not postpone this idea for a while? Perhaps 'The Penguin Book of Dogs', by Roger Caras and Michael Findlay, will give you other ideas on a suitable breed (Penguin £6-95).

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I know you have two dogs, so I am writing for advice. I had a poodle who died recently, and I would now like another dog. I want a Dobermann and my mum agrees, but she is not sure that our council house is big enough. She says it would be cruel to leave it alone from 8.30am to 12.30pm each day, even if I take it fora long walk in the afternoon. I would love and care for it, but would like your opinion, which I shall respect.

I don't want to sound selfish but I'm sure I speak for a lot of people living in holiday areas. It is a sad but true fact that friends and relations, who are normally-quite considerate; seem to take it for granted that when they are looking for a cheap holiday they will be welcome in your home. They don't seem to think about whether it is convenient or desirable to you. I suggest to anyone who is moving to a holiday area to say 'no' right from the very first summer to anyone who asks if they can come to stay for their annual break. That way no one comes to expect that you always have 'open house' just because you live in a holiday area. Friends and neighbours agree — we can't stretch accommodation or expenses any more than anyone else.

Sharon (aged 14) Glasgow

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Having a rescued poodle in my life now, and having had a beloved Dobermann when I was about your age, I have to agree with your mother's advice. Even if you had a bitch, which is usually more docile and easier to train, you probably have not got the physical strength at 14 to cope with a dog of this kind during its exuberant youth, nor

1 don't think that is selfish at all, just sensible. I can't bear people dropping in, and would never assume that I was welcome at any friend's house without checking first. I'm sending you £10 for my Star Letter, to help you stick to your guns. Be friendly but firm, and establish the fact that a visit to your home is by invitation only.

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While I was working in Germany in 1974, I married an Iranian. We had a son here in England in 1977. Due to different attitudes and backgrounds, we parted and he las now remarried. He remains friendly and this Christmas sent money and photos of his new family. As we were married in Iran under Muslim law he's allowed four wives, so I do not know if I am divorced or not. How can I find out? DC Hull, North Humberside

I am sorry that your relationship ran into difficulties, but for your son's sake you must be glad his father still takes a practical interest. Love can blind one to the immense problems that crop up when people of different cultural backgrounds marry. I suggest you contact The Foreign Marriage A dvisory Service, International Social Service of Great Britain, Cranmer House, 39 Brixton Road, London SW 9 6DD, enclosing a sae.

Travellers' check I am going on holiday to Spain in May. I know nothing about travel, exchanging money or injections. Can you help me? Mrs G M Floyd Cwmbran, Gwent

My husband and I have booked a holiday in the Canary Islands this year. It will be our first flight and first time abroad. Have you any reading matter that would help us on travelling, packing, and the medicines we should take. Mrs June Kingston Reading, Berkshire

Please don't be nervous. In holiday resorts, there are always people ready to advise and, if you prepare yourselves as you are doing and use your commonsense, you should enjoy your holiday. I very much like a passport-sized yet comprehensive booklet, 'Have a Good Trip' — ideal for first-time travellers.

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Dress upset I am having a problem with my husband. He is a good, kind man but he likes wearing women's clothes. He is 36 and he says they make him feel young. I love him so I try not to mind, but I have never heard of anyone else doing this and am upset. I hope you're not shocked. MrsDM Dyfed

Try not to be upset. Believe me, after 13 years 1 hardly ever receive a letter that deals with a brand new problem, nor one that shocks in the sense you mean. Transvestism is a condition that occurs in people all over the world. To understand a little more, I suggest that you write to the advice organisation BM W OBS, London W C1N 3X X , enclosing a first-class sae, for a most helpful booklet called 'Transvestite Partners and Families — Some Questions and A nswers'. It's prepared by wives, girlfriends and friends who have all had experience of the problem of transvestism.

Last word As clothing adviser to the Disabled Living Foundation, may I add to the letter from the woman who had a mastectomy. Could you encourage manufacturers to include styles suitable for people who have had a mastectomy and/or ileostomy in their normal range of swimwear? The designs just need to have a high neck line, fit snugly under the arms and have adaptable cups. Highwaisted bikini bottoms or skirted swim suits are suitable for ileostomy patients. These features do not limit the garments from looking fashionable. At the moment, the range is specialised and expensive. Peggy Turnbull Disabled Living Foundation

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