things i don’t believe in by Ro Cavallaro

things i don’t believe in

Ro Cavallaro

lush bath bomb prices pronouncing pecan as “peecan” scientology “cucumber is a fruit” santa

eating one french fry at a time “dunkin donuts has good coffee” sister bra cup sizes a meek “yes” mirrors

too much chapstick overgrown eyebrows “women belong in the kitchen” odd numbers honor roll bumper stickers

“once a cheater, always a cheater” hate speech deemed as free speech american patriotism typing with a capital letter at the beginning of the sentence motels really being motels

public transportation “cranberry sauce is a thanksgiving staple” hunting jazz music in bars truly happy morning people

“summer is the best season” just one kiss insurance deductibles mini vans god (?)