things i don’t believe in Ro Cavallaro
lush bath bomb prices pronouncing pecan as “peecan” scientology “cucumber is a fruit” santa eating one french fry at a time “dunkin donuts has good coffee” sister bra cup sizes a meek “yes” mirrors too much chapstick overgrown eyebrows “women belong in the kitchen” odd numbers honor roll bumper stickers “once a cheater, always a cheater” hate speech deemed as free speech american patriotism typing with a capital letter at the beginning of the sentence motels really being motels public transportation “cranberry sauce is a thanksgiving staple” hunting jazz music in bars truly happy morning people 77
