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Short Essays on Design
MICH AEL B IERU T
CONTENTS 9 Preface 11 Warning: May Contain Non-Design Content 14 Why Designers Can’t Think 18 Waiting for Permission 23 How to Become Famous 28 In Search of the Perfect Client 32 Histories in the Making 35 Playing by Mr. Rand’s Rules 39 David Carson and the End of Print 42 Rob Roy Kelly’s Old, Weird America
65 Mark Lombardi and the Ecstasy of Conspiracy 67 George Kennan and the Cold War Between Form and Content 70 Errol Morris Blows Up Spreadsheet. Thousands Killed 72 Catharsis, Salesmanship, and the Limits of Empire 75 Better Nation-Building Through Design 77 The T-shirt Competition Republicans Fear Most 79 India Switches Brands 81 Graphic Designers, Flush Left?
44 My Phone Call to Arnold Newman
84 Just Say Yes
46 Howard Roark Lives
87 Regrets Only
49 The Real and the Fake
91 The Forgotten Design Legacy of the National Lampoon
52 Ten Footnotes to a Manifesto 61 The New York Times: Apocalypse Now, Page A1 63 Graphic Design and the New Certainties
93 McSweeney’s No. 13 and the Revenge of the Nerds 96 The Book (Cover) That Changed My Life
C HA P TE R ONE
I Hate ITC Garamond My daughter Liz called me from college to recommend a book she had been assigned for a political science class: Mr. Truman’s War by J. Robert Moskin, a non-fiction account of the end of World War II and the dawn of the Cold War. On Amazon, I learned it was out of print, but she was so enthusiastic about it that I tracked down a used copy. It arrived in the maila few weeks later, and I opened it up only to receive a hellish, ghastly, devastating shock. The entire book, all 400-plus tightly-packed pages of it, is set in a typeface that I absolutely despise: ITC Garamond.
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Sorry, Liz, I just don’t think I can do it.
repulses me in a visceral way that I have trouble explaining.
There are lots of typefaces I don’t like, but each of them usually has a saving grace. I’ve
ITC Garamond was designed in 1975 by
always had a distaste for Herman Zapf’s
Tony Stan for the International Typeface
Optima, for instance, but I have to admit
Corporation. Okay, let’s stop right there.
that there are occasions when it’s been used
I’ll admit it: the single phrase “designed
well. Maya Lin’s Vietnam Veterans Memorial
in 1975 by Tony Stan” conjures up a entire
is an example. But ungainly ITC Garamond
world for me, a world of leisure suits,
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That it
harvest gold refrigerators, and “Fly, Robin,
objects. Take architecture, for example.
Fly” by Silver Convention on the eight-
As Paul Goldberger writes in his new book
track. A world where font designers were
on the rebuilding of lower Manhattan, Up
called “Tony” instead of “Tobias” or “Zuzana.”
From Zero, “There are many phases to the
Is that the trouble with ITC Garamond?
relationships we have with buildings,
That it’s dated?
and almost invariably they come around to acceptance.” Typefaces, on the other
Maybe. Typefaces seem to live in the
hand, seem to work the other way: they
world differently than other designed
are enthusiastically embraced on arrival, and then they wear out their welcome. Yet there are fonts from the disco era that have been successively revived by new generations. Think of Pump, Aachen, or even Tony Stan’s own American Typewriter. But not ITC Garamond.
The most distinctive element of the typeface is its enormous lower-case x-height. In theory this improves its legibilty, but only in the same way that dog poop’s creamy consistency in theory should make it more edible. Some people dislike ITC Garamond because it’s a desecration of the sacred memory of Claude Garamond. That part doesn’t bother me. For one thing, despite its name, Garamond as we know it appears to be based on typefaces developed by
’s dated?
Jean Jannon, who lived about a century after Garamond, and Garamond based his designs on those of Aldus Manutius: it’s hard to say where you’d locate authenticity in this complicated history. And I’ve been stimulated by Emigre’s revivals like Mrs. Eaves and Filosofia, which take inspiration from—and bigger liberties with— the work of, respectively, John Baskerville
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and Giambattista Bodoni with great success. But there are good revivals and bad revivals, and ITC Garamond is one of the latter.
There was a moment in time where it seemed that bad type would drive out good time. Reporting on a now-legendary 1987 debate where Paula Scher faced off against Roger Black and denounced
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ITC Garamond for the simple reason that “it’s called Garamond and it’s not Garamond,” Karrie Jacobs pointed out what was then
It soun
a cause for widespread alarm: “ITC faces have a way of muscling out the faces from which they were adapted...” In the largest of cities, a designer has a great many type suppliers to choose from. If she doesn’t want an ITC Garamond, she can get a Berthold or a Linotype version. But in a one-typesetter town, the odds are that the local type shop will offer mainly ITC faces. The distinctions between Garamonds then become moot. ITC Garamond is Garamond.” Thanks to the internet and the digital typesetting revolution, there’s no such thing as a “one typesetter town” anymore. Too bad. It sounds nice and peaceful. seeming no less impregnable and unchITC Garamond enjoyed its apotheosis when
anging as the Soviet empire. And then, just
it was adapted as the official corporate
like global communism, it just went away,
typeface of Apple Computer in 1984; adding
replaced overnight with a sleek customized
insult to injury, the font was condensed
version of Myriad.
horizontally 80%. Associated with Apple’s brilliant packaging and advertising for
Today, ITC Garamond is no longer
the next 20 years, the resulting mutation
ubiquitous, but it pops up in unlikely places
became a part of the global landscape,
and still gives me a nasty start, as in my
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nds nice and peaceful.
daughter’s book recommendation. I’ve
and the dissonance of the message combine
come to realize that I don’t hate it for any
in one deafening clang. To promote the
rational reason; I hate it like I hate finger-
ITC Garamond’s arrival in Texas, Summerford
nails on a blackboard. I hate it because
used it, in all its monstrous glory, to set
I hate it. Yet I do know one use of it that
a single giant word: Helvetica. It’s not a good
I would call an unqualified success: it’s the
font, but just this once, it made a great
classic poster by Jack Summerford from
punch line
way back when the typeface was shiny and
.
new, where the nastiness of the typeface
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