An issue from Issuu. Edition #1 - 2021-06-11
Rattlesnake Diaries -- Reports and musings from the ISSUU snakepit --
Featured Snakes In This Issue Tom Quast
Mikhail Klimenko
Simona Paunova
Jason Laumeister
Simon Munck
Chris Viola Rune Brinckmeyer
Special Agent Simona Invades The Office
Agent Simona finally succeeded in wiggled her way through what seemed like an endless deployment behind enemy lines in deep-deep-deep undercover. Her relentless persistence resulted in her succesfully extracting herself from the theather of operations back to safety in HQ. She has successfully made contact with special agent Mikhail that have been keeping securityh tight at ISSUU HQ in the absence of the original Rattlesnakers.
Entity article story overload The snakes have been thrown new projects to adopt from seemingly all sides lately. A lot of focus has been laid on absorbing and understanding the code and inner workings of ISSUU product Article Stories. Tom, Mikhail and Simona threw themselves effortlessly at the frontend part while Simon and Rune fumbled their way through deployment, testing and structure of the backend with assistance from some bird called Dario. It has become apparent that there is a mountain of details to absorb on both front- and backend. It became apparent that the team would benefir from reinforcement, so they enlisted input from former Rattlesnaker Yan who spearheaded a much-needed revamp of the frontend for Article Stories earlier in the year.
V for Viola Our dear leader yet again outshines any and all other dear leaders by his selfless initiative to take it repeatedly to the balcony when addressing his subordinates. Wisely mixing the glorious insights and commandments with bird chatter to make it appear to be the command of nature and the universe itself. Resistance is indeed futile. May he live long and prosper!
CRASH & RASH Ill fortune went looking for team member Rune this week. On a routine trip home he had to partake in extreme maneouvers (breaking) on his wonderous one-wheel transportation device. For a short moment it looked like a kiss of death, but death had to walk away without any luck this time. Instead, he got severely kissed by the asphalt and has since been the joke of the the team on numerous zoom occasions for the bruises and fleshwounds that make him sit funny all the time.