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with a huge image of Obama’s face on the screen behind them and Kid Rock played that terrible “Sweet Home Alabama” mashup song with red, white and blue guitars and stars and stripes serving as the backdrop for the band. All of this American nonsense at Liverpool’s European Music Awards. It just so happens that this weekend here in CU is a much more appropriate time and place to be American. Day to day, it can be easy to forget about what makes us American with how globalized our media has become. Our music is everyone else’s music, our movies are theirs, our news is their news, and our politics becomes so much a part of world politics. As MTV and other byproducts of American capitalism continue to permeate across seas taking homegrown talent
Food: Look now for some great recipes for your Fourth of July festivities.
Art: Read a review of new art up at indi go Artist Co-op before you head over there yourself.
Community: Go online to check out our coverage of Chicago’s Pride Parade.
Movies: Public Enemies review up Thursday.
Music: Get to know locals Take Care on Friday.
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Likes & Gripes Tanya Boonroueng Art Director likes 1) Having a bike on campus: How did I NOT have one before? For the first time, I’m exploring land beyond Lincoln Ave. and Neil St. Not to mention getting a super low-stress thigh workout. 2) Naming possessions: This is possibly one of my greatest strengths. I appreciate my portable hard drive more when I affectionately call it Thomas. 3) Dogs: I like them! Just had to get over the initial trauma of being chased down by two gigantic, black heaps of fur with glowing white eyes.
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e d i t o r ’ s n o t e by Tommy Trafton The other night, something led me to watch the MTV European Music Awards. The program was the most ridiculous and absurd celebration of pop culture I’ve ever seen. Of course, it’s so easy to talk about how the music and artists represented on these kind of shows are a joke, but what really fascinated me was how undeniably American the European Music Awards were. 30 Seconds To Mars sported matching Barack Obama tees and got the crowd to cheer for his presidency. Later, Katy Perry also showed off a hideous Barack Obama dress. Kanye West and Estelle performed “American Boy,” the set ending
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and genius and force-feeding it to other cultures around the world, it becomes harder to identify with some sort of unified “American” identity. But that’s why 4th of July can always feel so good to celebrate; because it reminds us that it’s not the homogenized, cross-continental pop culture that defines our nation. While Kid Rock can destroy American rock all he wants overseas, it won’t keep us at home away from a good cookout, a nice glass of lemonade and a night of fireworks. It’ll just piss off the Europeans, but I’m sure they’re used to it. So enjoy your 4th of July weekend. Sit on a lawnchair, watch a parade, and enjoy some good barbeque because, like it or not, they’re undeniably American.
1) Technology fail: I finally got a CD player for my car, and it either scratches or skips tracks on every CD I attempt to play. 2) (Not my) trash: Hi, if you are going to replace things in my apartment while I’m at work, you could at least clean up your trash when you are done. Thanks. 3) (Not my) continued: Also, you broke my clock. Thanks for leaving it in the middle of my bed for me to find.
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This week, buzz takes a look at Cowboy Monkey
by Katya Cummins With its cool and dimly lit interior and Jefferson Airplane streaming from the jukebox, Cowboy Monkey invites its guest to kick back and relax. But with an outside area big enough to host more than 300 people, and entertainment every night of the week, it’s Cowboy Monkey’s beer garden that sets the bar apart. Those who play electric or acoustic guitar, banjos or any other musical instrument can show their stuff every Tuesday on Open Mic Night. Those who love to dance can come and tango from 9 to 10 p.m. and then participate in a free salsa lesson from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. And “you won’t find a better sound system anywhere,” Selinger said. Located in downtown Champaign, Cowboy Monkey opened in 2003 in the former Blind Pig location. “The idea behind [the bar] was to provide an alternative rock bar,” said manager Matt Selinger.
How does their garden grow? Beer Selection: HHHHI They have a geat selection of mixed drinks, but in terms of beer, the selection doesn’t stack up to some of the other bars in the area. Atmosphere: HHHHH Very chill, very inviting and laid-back atmosphere. Fun, but not crazy. Noise level: HHHHH It’s not so loud that it’s overpowering. Ambience: HHHHH Laid-back with music playing constantly. Service: HHHHI The employees and managers want to make your time there enjoyable, whether you’re just visiting once or for the hundredth time. Average: HHHHI Great atmosphere, great entertainment and a friendly staff make Cowboy Monkey a great place to visit. Coming up, Cowboy Monkey is hosting music from DJ Stifler on July 10 and a block party, hosting the Brat Pack, on the second week in August. Beyond enjoying and participating in the live entertainment, people can dip chips, eat tapas
Grilling Out Tips for hosting your 4th of July barbecue by Sabrina Santucci The sun is shining, music is blaring and everyone can’t wait until dusk. The 4th of July is approaching faster than some of us may think, and there’s nothing more American than throwing a great
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barbecue on the biggest holiday of the season. Before you begin planning, take some of these tips into consideration for the most fabulous barbecue of the summer.
Embrace that you’re going to be celebrating the best of all the American holidays. Use red, white and blue wherever you can, and don’t forget to fly your flag. If you don’t have a place to hang a flag, use a bunch of smaller flags to make a centerpiece for your table.
and pick from a large selection of beer, martinis, wine and liquor. ”I think we are up to 50 beers.” Selinger said. Cowboy Monkey is located on 6 E Taylor St., C.
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Blueberries & Raspberries
by Katie Blair With the 4th of July rapidly approaching, it’s time to color-coordinate the party menu. Blueberries and raspberries make the perfect fruit combo for the 4th, or anytime really (they work perfectly as stars and stripes on a flag cake). High in antioxidants and flavor, these colorful berries ripen in the summer. Here’s what to look for:
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Healthy blueberries sport a dark blue color with a frosty sheen. They should be firm and plump when bought mature. If looking for berries outside, mature ones easily roll off the stem if you rub them with your fingers. Blueberries typically ripen all at once, so if picking your own, make sure not to miss their sweet spot!
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Raspberries damage more easily than blueberries. Keep them in shallow containers so they stay fresh and bursting with juice instead of deflated and mashed. Their fragile skin bruises easily and so should be handled with care. When picking your own raspberries, they easily come off the plant. Their deep pink/red color and tart smell indicate their ripeness.
Seeing a 4th of July parade sets the tone for a great day. So why not start your 4th of July barbecue at the parade? Ask friends and family to meet you at the parade. Everyone will be hard-pressed not to walk away ready to celebrate the day.
We checked out some places in CU to grab these berries. Here’s what we found:
While you’re firing up the grill, set out some red salsa with white and blue chips. Have some cold beers ready and some good old-fashioned American music playing. We suggest Alabama, Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty.
Strawberry Fields: 306 W. Springfield Ave, U. Located in downtown Urbana with organic berries for a cheaper price ~ $2.40
Don’t forget to have the all-American classics to eat — hot dogs, hamburgers, potato salad, corn on the cob, apple pie, ice cream and watermelon. Last but not least, you MUST see a fireworks show. Take a chair or grab a blanket (don’t forget bug spray), and just watch the sky illuminate with color — undoubtedly the perfect ending to your celebration. If you can, provide some of your own fireworks, but remember to use safety when setting them off.
County Market: 331 E. Stoughton St., C. Close to campus and selling fresh organic berries ~ $2.50 – $3.00
Farmers’ Market: Corner of Illinois & Vine Streets, U. You can only get these berries Saturday mornings, but they’re grown locally, so buying them supports the community. Also, you can get these berries at their source by making an appointment at the farm to go pick them yourself. UIUC Idea Garden: S. Lincoln Avenue, C. You can’t buy these berries, but you can watch them ripen before you. It’s a personal “how-to” display for those wanting to grow your own. Unfortunately, not being able to pick them and take them with you is a downer. come and get it
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Second Saturday makes downtown Urbana a weekend destination by Alexandra Morgan Photo by Sarah Syman
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treet sales have long been considered an all-American summertime tradition to build the community. But this summer, Urbana is using this popular summertime event as more than just a fun community function. The goal is to re-bolster the downtown Urbana area, giving vendors more face time, more publicity and more business. The street sales, called Second Saturday, began June 13 and take place the second Saturday of each month — July 11, Aug. 8 and Sept. 12 and are located in Lincoln Square and on Main, Race and Broadway streets. Sponsored by the Urbana Business Association, Second Saturday is yet another measure the UBA is taking to revitalize Urbana’s downtown area. “Second Saturday is an experience that will, I think, change perceptions and really start showing [people] what the true reality of downtown Urbana is,” said Susan Toalson, executive director of the UBA. “Second Saturday really does encourage people to come into downtown ... if you haven’t been here lately, you get to see firsthand how it’s changing.” The downtown merchants will be displaying their merchandise, often at reduced prices. Heel to Toe, a shoe store on Main Street, offered 20 percent off Birkenstock purchases at the first event. “The first Saturday, our business was up tremendously,” Heel to Toe’s manager, Van Boyd, said. Boyd explained that his store welcomed the additional publicity and that Second Saturday brought many additional customers, many of whom came straight from the nearby farmers’ market. “I think
people like shopping down here; they just need to have a reason to come,” Boyd said. But the sidewalk sale isn’t purely entrepreneurial. “People go to hang out, see their friends and enjoy a Saturday morning,” Toalson said. Second Saturday also works at knitting together the fairly diverse group of merchants that encompass downtown Urbana, creating a sense of camaraderie not only within the merchants but also for the broader community. The vendors at Second Saturday are varied, boasting art, entertainment, antique, food and clothing wares. Nonprofit businesses also make an appearance at the fair, hoping to further their causes by forging ties with other businesses and Urbana residents. The Humane Society brings kittens to the event, an activity that distinguishes their booth and brings attention to the many animals that are up for adoption. It’s also a draw for the many children who visit the street sale. “We take [the chance] whenever we get an opportunity to participate in any kind of community event where we can increase our exposure to the public,” said Mary Tiefenbrunn, the executive director at the Urbana Humane Society. Like Boyd, Tiefenbrunn recognized Second Saturday as a good occasion to become more involved with CU residents. “It really seemed to be a successful event,” said Toalson, describing June’s sale. The hope for UBA, as well as local business owners, is that Second Saturday continues to improve the face of downtown Urbana as a vital, bustling place to eat, shop or just enjoy a Saturday — or any other day of the week.
Play It Safe Champaign’s finest tell us how to stay safe when it comes to fireworks by Eric Gordon The 4th of July is a proud moment in our nation’s history and a celebration of our independence and the birth of a great nation. For many, a trademark of the celebration is, of course, fireworks, which ignite the skies and lift our spirits and our patriotism once a year. I spoke with Sgt. Scott Friedlein of the Champaign Police Department and Tim Wild, Deputy Chief and Fire Marshal for the Champaign Fire Department for advice on staying safe during the holiday. buzz: What type of fireworks are illegal? Friedlein: The easiest rule of thumb is that if it goes ‘boom,’ it is probably illegal. buzz: Where should people look to buy fireworks or other holiday items if they are concerned? Friedlein: If you buy fireworks at most neighborhood stands within Urbana, they’re pretty safe, and you should be OK. buzz: What is a major safety concern the Champaign police usually deal with on the 4th of July? Friedlein: One major safety concern can be irresponsible alcohol consumption combined with the use of fireworks. buzz: What will be some of the demands on police this holiday? Friedlein: The department is prepared for a number of traffic issues and expects for it to be a busy weekend. We also will have a number of officers working a number of public as well as private events. www.the217.com
Tim Wild is part of the Prevention Department with the Champaign Fire Department and also has some advice and experience to pass on to people during the holiday. buzz: Any advice for staying safe this coming weekend? Wild: Try to keep a responsible person in charge of watching friends or family when using fireworks. buzz: With fireworks, what is one of the mistakes people make? Wild: One of the problems with fireworks regarding safety is there is not always enough distance between the fireworks being set off and people. buzz: Does campus send more calls than offcampus? Wild: People have a misconception that we might get more calls from campus because of students. But they also have to remember we can receive more calls because, as a percentage, campus is a densely populated area. buzz: Any other words of caution? Wild: I have seen bottle rockets set fires, among other incidents during the holiday. A firework may not appear to be a problem now, but it can often smolder when left unchecked and cause problems some hours later. Illustration by Jorge Bustamante JUL 02 – JUL 08 09
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New art on display at indi go artist co-op
by Katya Cummins First opened in 1970, Studio 9 was a two-floor building that hung art upstairs and provided haircuts downstairs. Now that it has been restored and re-opened under the new name indi go, studio owner James Barham said he really wants to make this gallery a part of the community. “The idea is to provide an art co-op for multimedia art, a place for new and upcoming artists to showcase their stuff,” he said. Opened in conjunction with the Boneyard Arts Festival this year, indi go is hosting art by Ryan McClure and Tyler Bergfield. Dreams being his focal influence, Bergfield said his art tries to capture the sense of the subconscious and reflect the sublime. “Nostalgia,” he said, “is like the memory of Romanticism.” Though inspired by artists Inka Essenhigh and Ross Bleckner, who are known for representing the dark and bizarre, grief and memory in their
work, Bergfield said he’s pushing for color these days. “I want to represent everyday life,” he said. “The disgusting as beautiful.” His art has graced the walls of the Illini Union Art Gallery, Cafe Kopi, Aroma Cafe, Krannert Art Museum and Radio Maria. Already friends, McClure and Bergfield were introduced to Barham by their mutual acquaintance, Ryan Groff, the lead signer of the local rock band Elsinore. “We are inspired by the same music, same books,” Bergfield said. “We are definitely a tight-knit group.” Ryan McClure graduated from Eastern Illinois University with a B.A. in 3-D studio art with a concentration in ceramics. Inspired by dreams, love, shadow, heartbreak, music, nature, trees, insects, flowers and several people and other facets of life, McClure wrote that he can’t quite say who or what influences him.
His pieces are small-scale paintings that make use of color fields, color theory and elements of design that spatially challenge foreground and background. “Depictions of nature, mostly trees, are a huge influence on my work,” McClure wrote. “The trees represent the idea of how everything is on the brink of life and death — the fragility of nature and humans. We are stuck in the paradox of living to die and dying to live.” McClure’s work was shown at the Kent State 10th Annual National Juried Cup Show and locally at Aroma Cafe. In addition to art, indi go will feature music by classically trained guitarist Rachel Schiff. She will be performing works that will be featured at the Accademia Musicale Chigiana in Siena, Italy, in late July. Each performance will be approximately 30 to 40 minutes in length. This show will run July 2 and 3 at 7 and 9 p.m.
Getting into the mind of Bergfield: What is your most marked characteristic? The big grooves in my forehead. Which living person do you most despise? George Bush. When and where were you the happiest? Doing construction in the Philippines. What do you regard as the lowest depths of misery? Daily life. Who is your favorite character in fiction? Right now, it would have to be Billy Pilgrim from Slaughterhouse-Five.
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Josh Nizzi, Inside/Out buzz explores Transformers designer’s personality by Margaret Carrigan
The CU area has its fair share of parks, but my favorite has to be Meadowbrook Park. Located east of Lincoln off Windsor Road, the park is a nice retreat away from crowded Campustown. I first visited Meadowbrook last spring when I participated in my roommate’s 5K fundraiser. The jogging path is scattered with various sculptures from local artists, which are sure to provide a welcome distraction to a tough workout. I’ve since moved to Champaign and don’t get out to Meadowbrook as much as I’d like, but I think a picnic at Meadowbrook should be next on my summer to-do list.
Champaign native and UI alum Josh Nizzi started out working for local video game company Volition, but lately, he has been busy helping design some of the robots featured in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. The graphic design artist takes a few moments out of his hectic schedule to answer our Proust Questionnaire. What is your idea of happiness? Accomplishing a tough project. What is your idea of misery? Working on a project that isn’t turning out. What is your favorite occupation? I really love what I do — coming up with ideas for stuff that doesn’t exist! What is your greatest fear? Drowning. What is your favorite color? Gray or black. Who are your favorite heroes in fiction? True heroes that are willing to make sacrifices. Like the original Superman. Who are your favorite heroines? JUL 02 – JUL 08 09
I think my wife is a hero! What is your most treasured possession? My backup hard drive. Which living person do you most admire? My dad. Which living person do you most dislike? I hope I don’t get in trouble for this, but Megan Fox. I just don’t like her! Who is your favorite author? James Rollins. Who is your favorite poet? David from the Bible. I really like Psalms. Who is your favorite painter? I like digital painters that kind of are in the same field as me. I like Ben Proctor’s work. I
Meadowbrook Park in Urbana. Photo by James Kyung
got to work with him on Transformers. What do you value most in your friends? A sense of humor. What do you dislike most about your appearance? I guess my physique. I’d like to be more svelte! What is the trait you like the least in your character? Selfishness. What do you hate the most? Can I be generic and say evil? What natural talent do you wish you had that you do not already possess? A really good singing voice. What is your motto?
Stay humble. What is your most distinguishing physical characteristic? Broad shoulders. What or who is the love of your life? My wife. What is your favorite event in your life? I’d say when I met my wife. I’m racking up the brownie points! What it your favorite food and drink? Deep dish pizza and Mountain Dew. If you could die and come back as a person or thing, what would you be? Someone who has a lot of money who could help a lot of people … and have a nice car. come and get it
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen review by Dan Puzzo Michael Bay’s films are known for delivering explosions, gratuitous shots of gorgeous women and military equipment, a camera that shakes uncontrollably and slow-motion footage of cool men walking away casually as something explodes behind them. His latest work, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, is certainly no exception. Picking up two years after the original Transformers, the benevolent Autobots have teamed with the U.S. Army to hunt down what’s left of their archenemies, the Decepticons, who are now scattered across the globe following the “death� of their leader, Megatron. Sam Witwicky (Shia LeBeouf) is attempting to carry on a normal life at college while his gorgeous girlfriend Mikaela (Megan Fox) tries to make their long-distance relationship work. New characters are thrown into the mix, including the titular Fallen, the baddie responsible for turning the two factions of robots against one another, but in reality, these plot points just serve to loosely string together scenes of explosions and special effects. Many complained about Bay’s disorienting, shaky camerawork in the first Transformers, and while it’s clear an effort was made to calm things down a bit, the camera is still prone to Blair Witch-style jumpiness. Digital effects house ILM has supplied the most photorealistic mechs to ever grace the silver screen, but rather than wowing audiences with complex sequences of morphing vehicles as the first Transformers did, Revenge of the Fallen often
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opts to skip to the machines beating the tar out of each other. This is an unfortunate decision since most of the fun of a live-action Transformers movie comes from watching the robots, well, transform. Speaking of robots, there are a lot more of them this time around — so much so that almost none of them is given more than a few scenes or speaking lines. You’ll often see a robot walk onscreen, blow something up and never hear from them again. Far more problematic than the onslaught of &2%15%.4 -/6)%'/%23 random robots is the3IGN UP AT WWW GQTI COM FOR THE picture’s gargantuan running time — nearly two%ARN POINTS SEE MOVIES FOR A BARGAIN PRICE and a&REQUENT -OVIEGOER #LUB half hours. The film seems locked in a never-ending struggle to outdo itself, and it’s guaranteed that moviegoers will leave the theater with bloodshot eyes from countless flashes, explosions and twirling gizmos. On occasion, the filmmakers attempt to break up the action with light humor. Much of it is pretty crude (i.e. robots humping Megan Fox’s leg), and the “gangsta� humor spewed forth by the twin cars, Skids and Mudflap, almost always falls short. However, there are genuinely funny moments (usually involving Sam’s doting parents), and on this level, Revenge of the Fallen definitely surpasses its predecessor. In the end, though, eye candy and crude gags cannot salvage this bloated behemoth of a movie. Transformers epitomizes the excess of the modern blockbuster in all the worst ways. Even those who usually enjoy the mindless fun of a summer popcorn flick will walk out of this movie exhausted, and not in a good way.
Bound for Glory (1976)
Director Hal Ashby’s Bound for Glory is quite possibly the most overlooked films of the 1970s. Despite being nominated for best picture in 1976, with the stiff competition of Rocky, Network, Taxi Driver and All the President’s Men, hardly anyone has seen or remembers this heartfelt biography of the Depression era folk singer Woody Guthrie. And for those who only know David Carradine from Kill Bill and tv’s Kung Fu, you witness what a fine, subtle actor he could be. As Guthrie, the songwriter, painter, fortune teller, and labor organizer Carradine learned an authentic Oklahoma accent, played a guitar and fiddle and sang Guthrie’s classic songs. The film’s script, based on Guthrie’s autobiography, was written by Robert Getchell and details just over a decade of the singer’s life from the mid-‘30s when he left his Texas home with many
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music From Cibo Matto to the Boat Drunks Highlighting 10 successful years at Highdive by Amanda Shively On Thursday, July 2, Highdive will celebrate its tenth anniversary with an evening of DJs, special guests and fond memories starting at 10pm. Nearly ten years to the Highdive’s opening date (July 1, 1999), the Decade of Highdive takes a calm approach to the celebration. “I didn’t want to make it too complicated. There’s probably one hundred bands that would have been very appropriate and fun, but I really just wanted some of the old-school peeps (who are still somewhat closely associated with the bar) to come DJ and provide a nice, laid-back party atmosphere,” explained Ward Gollings, Highdive’s resident booking agent. The evening’s entertainment will be provided by Beats By Otter, Lyle The Electrician and DJ
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July 1 Highdive officially opens for business on
October 6 “Neko Case has said in print that
51 E. Main St. in downtown Champaign. September 1 Cibo Matto (featuring John Lennon’s son Sean) is the venue’s first sold-out show. “Sean [Lennon] was fairly impressed that we had his solo CD on our jukebox!” — Ward Gollings, booking agent for Highdive December 11 Guided by Voices play one of the first of several three-hour marathon shows at Highdive. Also The Annual Great Cover-Up Benefit finds its way to its current home during a two-night event.
Highdive is one of her favorite venues,” after this visit. — Gollings Also Atmosphere visits Highdive during his first full-blown headlining tour.
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February 22 Sleater-Kinney play Highdive.
“Advance ticket sales were eclipsing capacity.” — Gollings October 12 The venue hosts Death Cab for Cutie.
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April 6 Yo La Tengo play Highdive. April 13 Yonder Mountain String Band play
May 27 Locals Braid kick off their reunion tour
Highdive. June 29 Fewer than 75 people are in attendance when the White Stripes play the venue. August 8 Queens of the Stone Age play Highdive. September 14 Modest Mouse visit Highdive with 867-HERO and The Shins opening. Also Highdive hosts the Black Eyed Peas on a one-off date from their amphitheater tour opening for No Doubt. The Flaming Lips come to town. “I remember they rented a bunny costume from Dallas & Co., and there is still confetti in some nooks and crannys [of the venue]!” — Gollings Highdive also hosts: Matthew Sweet, Andrew Bird’s Bowl of Fire
September 22 The Decemberists play High-
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at Highdive. dive. November 21 On the brink of a soon-to-be arena tour, Arcade Fire play Highdive. Also Highdive hosts: Grandmaster Flash SuicideGirls
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October 15 Highdive holds the outdoor event
Rockfest, featuring more than 2000 people and headliners Hum and Shooter Jennings. November 9 Highdive hosts Alejandro Escovedo, “the godfather/grandfather of the so-called alt-country scene.” — Gollings December 3 The Black Keys play Highdive.
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October 2 One of Highdive’s PA speakers catch-
January 20 The Roots’ drummer, Questlove,
es fire due to an “inept soundman” when Black Rebel Motorcycle Club play the venue. Also Highdive hosts the first of many CU shows to come from of Montreal. “The Man, The Myth, The Legend” Bonnie “Prince” Billy takes the stage.
DJs at Highdive. February 25 “Matt Friedberger makes a triumphant return to CU, his old stomping grounds” with the Fiery Furnaces. — Gollings September 30 Robbie Fulks records half of his live album Revenge at Highdive.
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Kosmo, with hinted surprise guest musicians and bartenders. Though the main planned special guest, Kid Sister, can no longer attend, Gollings is on the hunt for those who are “willing to sling some drinks before they get their own drink on.” After a decade of highlighting acts spanning every genre and corner of the country, Highdive is looking forward to a chill celebration. “The bar business is tough at times, but I think we’ve adapted well to changes over the last ten years ... and will keep doing so for ten more,” Gollings said. In preparation for the upcoming (and free) Decade of the Highdive celebration on Thursday, buzz and Highdive booking agent Ward Gollings highlight acts from the past 10 years.
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March 27 The Reverend Horton Heat plays
May 2 Bottle Rockets record an upcoming live DVD
one of his eight Highdive shows over the past 10 years. Also Highdive hosts shows from Southern Culture on the Skids and Paul Thorn.
at Highdive. “It’s their favorite club!” — Gollings July 3 The Boat Drunks play the Third Annual Pre-4th of July outdoor block party. AlsoThe Tossers visit Highdive.
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May 25 1993 Revisited reunion features local
favorites Honcho Overload, Menthol and Moon Seven Times. October 28 Amy Ray from Indigo Girls plays Highdive.
Don’t miss the Decade of the Highdive celebration on Thursday, July 2. The free event features Beats by Otter, Lyle the Electrician, DJ Kosmo and surprise guests.
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THURS, JULY 2 live music Krannert Uncorked Krannert Center for the Performing Arts, U, 5pm Rachel Schiff Indi Go Artist Co-Op, C, 7pm, 9pm A Decade of the Highdive Highdive, C, 8pm New Ruins w/ special guests Ohtis, Prussia, Junk Culture and Common Loon Canopy Club, U, 9pm, $7 Geovanti’s Live Band Geovanti’s, C, 10pm
dj Country Night w/ DJ Halfdead and Free Line Dance Lessons from Scotty Van Zant Radmaker’s Rock & Roll Tavern, Tolono, 8pm, No cover before 8pm DJ Belly Boltini Lounge, C, 10pm Goth Night with DJ Rickbats, DJ Kannibal and Stitches The Clark Bar, C, 10pm
concert Summer Piano Institute Gala Concert Krannert Center for the Performing Arts, U, 7:30pm, $15 Adults; $10 Senior Citizens; $5 Youth
karaoke DJ Hollywood Karaoke It’ll Do 2, C, 8pm DJ Bange Rosebowl Tavern, Ltd., U, 8:30pm RockStar Karaoke featuring Crazy Craig Senator’s Bar & Grill, Savoy, 9pm ”G”-Force Karaoke Memphis on Main, C, 9pm Rock Star Karaoke featuring Karaoke Opie Bentley’s Pub, C, 9:30pm
stage Illinois Shakespeare Festival: A Midsummer’s Night Dream Ewing Manor, Bloomington, 7:30pm The Full Monty The Station Theatre, U, 8pm, $10 www.the217.com
markets Historic North First Street Market 3pm Monticello Market on the Square 3pm
art exhibit New Ceramics by Rimas VisGirda and Yu-Ying Huang Cinema Gallery, U, 10am Michael Hoag: Layered Images Parkland Art Gallery, C, 10am
volunteer UC Books to Prisoners work session Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center, U, 2pm
lgbt Live and Let Live GLBT Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting McKinley Presbyterian Church and Foundation, C, 6:30pm
wpgu Thirteen Thursdays 6-8pm, Every Thursday, WPGU-107.1 will be at a different location around campus hosting events and giving away prizes.
classes & workshops Cajun Dance Workshop Urbana Free Library, U, 7pm, For adults, teens, and kids over 6. No partner or experience necessary.
FRI, JULY 3 live music Rachel Schiff Indi Go Artists Co-Op, C, 7pm, 9pm Eat to the Beat at West Side Park West Side Park, C, 12pm Appy Hour & Live Music at Silvercreek Silvercreek, U, 5:30pm Road Song The Clark Bar, C, 6pm Live Dueling Piano Show 88 Broadway, U, 8pm, Cover after 8pm Boat Drunks Block Party Highdive, C, 8pm
Christie Hays Huber’s West End Store, C, 8pm Empyrean Soul w/ The Right Now Canopy Club, U, 9pm, $7 Summer in the Beer Garden presents Hathaways, Dottie & the Rail and the Duke of Uke & his Novelty Orchestra Mike ‘n’ Molly’s, C, 10pm Run for Cover Memphis on Main, C, 9pm Orquesta Bravo! live at Hanford Suites Hanford Inn & Suites , U, 9pm, $20 Cover; $15 If you mention this Calendar entry Feudin’ Hillbillys Rosebowl Tavern, Ltd., U, 9pm Radio Revelution Radio Maria, C, 10pm
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Maniac Mondays live music Cowboy Monkey, C, 4pm Live Dueling Piano Show Summer Dance Classes dj 88 Broadway, U, 8pm, in University YMCA Cover after 8pm Patio Party University YMCA, C, Dinner w/ Panache Cowboy Monkey, C, 5pm 6:15pm, $45, Beginner Jim Gould Restaurant, Waltz/Fox Trot/Swing/ dance music C, 5pm Cha-Cha/Polka: Mondays Country Western Dance 6:15-7:15 pm; Advanced dj Independent Order of Swing/Cha-Cha: MonDance Pop Odd Fellows Arthur Lodge days 7:15-8:15 pm Chester Street, C, 9:pm, $3 742, C, 5pm, $2 karaoke Saturday Night Throwdown featuring DJ Mertz karaoke MCJS Karaoke Boltini Lounge, C, 10pm Dragon Karaoke with American Legion Post 24, Kosmo at Soma Paul Faber C, 7:30pm Soma Ultralounge, C, 10pm CJ Dane’s, Tolono, 7pm open mic DJ Tim Williams open mic Highdive, C, 10pm, No Open Mic Night cover for Students before Anything Goes Open Mic 88 Broadway, U, 9pm 11pm; $5 Cover after Night w/ Jeremy Harper stage Radio Salsa w/ DJ Juan Memphis on Main, C, Radio Maria, C, 10:00 pm, 8:30pm Monday Night Improv $5; No Cover Before 11 pm Courtyard Cafe, Illini fundraisers Union, U, 8pm dj karaoke FriendShop Used Book game-playing Country Dancing at Dragon Karaoke with Store Open Bradley’s II Paul Faber Champaign Public Library, Board Game Night w/ DJ Bradley’s II, C, 9pm, $5 CJ Dane’s, Tolono, 7pm C, 1:30pm, The Library Casanova Top 40 Friends sell used books for Radio Maria, C, 10:30pm Chester Street, C, 9pm, $3 festivals $1 or less, plus CDs, videos, DJs Ian Procell, D.O.M., Food Not Bombs and DVDs for $1.50, along kids & families & AMP West Side Park, C, 5pm with unique gift items. All Dino Camp for Kids Boltini Lounge, C, 10pm Serving free vegetarian/ sales benefit the library. Orpheum Children’s SciDJ LEGTWO and DJ Belly vegan food every Saturence Museum, C, 8:30am, classes & Radio Maria, C, 10pm day at West Side Park. $140 Members, $150 workshops DJ Delayney Non-members, For chilmarkets Highdive, C, 10pm, $5 40 North presents West dren in grades K-2. Market at the Square African Drum Classes Forensic Science Camp dance music Lincoln Square Village, Capoeira Academy, C, Orpheum Children’s SciSalsa Night at Cafe Luna U, 7am 4pm, $12 Students/$15 ence Museum, C, 8:30am, Cafe Luna, C, 8:30pm, $5 Adults Per Class $140 Members, $150 volunteer West African Dance Non-members, $10 Sibkaraoke UC Books to Prisoners Classes with Djibril ling Discount, For children RockStar Karaoke featur- work session Camara in grades 3-5. ing Crazy Craig Urbana-Champaign InChanning-Murray FounO Baby! Senator’s Bar & Grill, dependent Media Center, dation, U, 6pm, $10 StuChampaign Public Library, Savoy, 9pm U, 2pm dents/$12 Non-students C, 9:45am, 10:30am Art Heist stage SUN, JULY 5 MON, JULY 6 Orpheum Children’s SciThe Full Monty ence Museum, C, 1:00pm, live music live music The Station Theatre, U, $140 Members, $150 Non8pm, $15 Brunch w/ Panache Free Show w/ The Gold members, Children grades Illinois Shakespeare Fes- Jim Gould Restaurant, C, Tops 3-5, registration required. tival presents Scapin 10am Memphis on Main, C, 10pm classes & Ewing Manor, Blooming- Dinner w/ Panache WEFT Sessions workshops ton, 8pm Jim Gould Restaurant, WEFT, C, 10pm C, 5pm Ballroom Dance Classes art exhibit dj Live music at Carmon’s University YMCA, C, New Ceramics by Rimas Carmon’s Restaurant, C, Industrial Night: DJ 6:15pm, $45 for 5 sessions, VisGirda and Yu-Ying 5:30pm SorceryKid presents free Sunday practices. Huang Kilborn Alley Nekromancy MELD (Monday Evening Cinema Gallery, U, 10am Po’ Boys, U, 6pm, $4 Chester Street, C, 9pm, $2 Life Drawing) Group Michael Hoag: Layered Surreal Deal 80s Night Boneyard Pottery, C, Images Rosebowl Tavern, Ltd., Highdive, C, 10pm 7pm, $7 Parkland Art Gallery, C, 10am U, 8pm
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TUES, JULY 7 live music The Piano Man Canopy Club, U, 9pm Corn Desert Ramblers Rosebowl Tavern, Ltd., U, 9pm
dance music
Champaign/Urbana Park District Neighborhood Nights Summer Concert Series, 6:30pm Dave Cooper and Joni Dreyer
Senator’s Bar & Grill, Savoy, 8pm Caleb Cook Rosebowl Tavern, U, 9pm
Summer Dance Classes in University YMCA University YMCA, C, 6:15pm, $45 Tango: Tuesdays 6:15-7:15 pm; Salsa/Merengue: Tuesdays 7:15-8:15 pm
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Country Dancing at Bradley’s II Bradley’s II, C, 9pm, $5 Hillbilly Humpday w/ DJ Halfdead Radmaker’s Rock & Roll Tavern, Tolono, 8pm karaoke Physical Challenge: An MCJS Karaoke Indie Rock Dance Party American Legion Post 24, Canopy Club, U, 9pm C, 7:30pm I Love the 90s RockStar Karaoke featur- Soma Ultralounge, C, 10pm ing Crazy Craig dance music Geo’s, U, 9pm Paul Faber hosts Dragon Tango Night w/ DJ Joe Karaoke Grohens The Clark Bar, C, 9pm Cowboy Monkey, C, 8pm RockStar Karaoke featurkaraoke ing DJ Switch Bentley’s Pub, C, 9:30pm The Legendary Karaoke Night w/The Outlaw open mic White Horse Inn, C, 9pm Open Mic Night w/ Mike Wednesday Night Ingram Karaoke with Paul Faber’s Cowboy Monkey, C, 10pm Dragon Productions La Gourmandise Bistro on game-playing Main, U, 9pm Boltini T-N-T w/ Ben Gorski open mic Boltini Lounge, C, 7pm WPGU presents Trivia Din- Open mic at Green St. ner hosted by Fishing With Green St. Cafe, C, 8pm Dynamite Open-Mic Night Canopy Club, U, 7pm Radio Maria, C, 10:30pm
Rainbow Coffeehouse Open Stage Comedy Night Wesley-United Methodist Memphis on Main, C, Church & Wesley Founda- 8:30pm, $2 tion, U, 6:30pm
markets mind/body/spirit Market on Main Tarot Card Readings Carmon’s Restaurant, C, 5:30pm, $15
classes & workshops
Mahomet Community Center, Mahomet, 3pm
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WEDS, JULY 8
Mastery of Consciousness: How to Become a Stronger Force for Good in the World School of Metaphysics, U, 7:30pm, $20 Per Week
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Ballroom Dance Classes University YMCA, C, 6:15pm, $45
Donnie Heitler solo piano Coming Out Support Group Great Impasta, U, 6pm Illini Union, U, 7pm JUL 02 – JUL 08 09
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» Cake Walk (South Pavilion) Noon-2pm » Kid Zone (South Diamond) Noon-6pm » X Krush Band (Main Stage) Noon-4pm » Kiddie Pedal Tractor Pull (Softball Diamond) 1-3pm » Bingo (South Pavilion) 4-6pm » Car Show North Park 5pm » Captain Rat Band (Main Stage) 6-9pm » Beer Tent (Parke Street) 6pm-1am » Feuding Hillbillies 9pm-12:30am
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Sparks in the Park Tuscola » Gene Trimble Band (South Park) 2-4pm » Kid Zone (South Diamond) 2-6pm » 3 on 3 Tournament (South Park) 4-7pm; Registration Starts at 3pm » Bingo (South Pavilion) 4-6pm » Karaoke Contest (Main Stage) 4-6pm » Hit Men Band (Main Stage) 6-9pm » Beer Tent (Parke Street) 6 pm-1am » Pop Rocks Band 9pm-12:30am » Fireworks (North Park) 9pm
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Ice Cream and Independence: A Live Radio Show Virginia Theatre, C, 4pm, 7pm, Tickets: $16 Adult, $14 Student/Senior, $8 Child Celebrating Abraham Lincoln and featuring preshow Civil War Re-Enactors and Displays, The Concert Band of Illinois, Civil War Band Instruments and of course free Cold Stone ice cream. Please note that the show is under reserved seating.
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Here’s what’s happening locally this 4th of July. by Michell Eloy
Looking for something to do in town this Saturday. Check out one of the many events going on as part of Champaign County’s annual Freedom Celebration. Youth Run, 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. at Assembly Hall A youth race will be set up around Assembly Hall. Registration is from 9:30 to 10:30 a.m. at the East side of Assembly Hall on Fourth St. 5k Race-Walk Since 1994, this event has been a staple of the Champaign Freedom Celebration. Come watch over 300 people walk, run and otherwise cross the finish line of this 5K course. Independence Day Parade Come see Abraham Lincoln impersonator Steve Shoemaker at the annual Freedom Parade. The parade begins at
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Lincoln and Nevada Streets. It then continues south on Lincoln to Florida Avenue, and then west to First Street. The route then turns south, ending in the Assembly Hall parking lot on the west side of First. Independence Day Evening Entertainment, 7:00pm at Dodd’s Park Come enjoy local music on the main stage of Dodd’s Park. This year, The Brat Pack returns with their 80’s, upbeat show. 4th of July Fireworks, 9:15 p.m. at Dodds Park Enjoy the essence of 4th of July celebratoins at the annual fireworks display. Fireworks begin at dusk (about 9:15 p.m.). Make sure to bring a radio to listen to the live band preformance on 92.5 FM — The Chief. Make sure to stay after for the post-fireworks entertainment.
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buzz celebrates 4th of July favorites by buzz Music Staff The 4th of July is a classic summer holiday filled with cookouts, fireworks and the company of others. Celebrate the day with family, friends and a proper mix of summer jams. buzz suggests you include the following tracks on your celebratory mix. 1. “Bohemian Rhapsody” — Queen 2. “Maple Leaves” — Jens Lekman 3. “Don’t Ask Me” — OK Go 4. “Major Label Debut (Fast Version)” — Broken Social Scene 5. “The Sweetest Thing” — U2 6. “Stay Loose” — Belle and Sebastian 7. “Because” — The Beatles
8. “This Love is Fucking Right!” — The Pains of Being Pure at Heart 9. “Route 66” — John Mayer 10. “Lights and Music” — Cut Copy 11. “The Joker” — Steve Miller Band 12. “Free Falling” — Tom Petty 13. “Sweet Caroline” — Neil Diamond 14. “Eye of the Tiger” — Survivor 15. “American Pie” — Don McLean 16. “Born in the USA” — Bruce Springsteen 17. “America the Beautiful” — Ray Charles Visit http://www.the217.com/music and let us know your favorite 4th of July tracks in the comments.
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Do the Right Thing Disclosing about STDs
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Hello, Jo and Ross: I have a dilemma. I have recently discovered that I contracted an STD — specifically, genital herpes — possibly years ago! I am currently getting to know someone, and we are dating long-distance with plans for me to meet him. HOW DO I TELL HIM?!?!?! When I told partners before, of course our sexual relationship changed, and no matter how ‘responsible’ I felt, I still felt gross. Soooo ... I have the possibility of a relationship but don’t want to ruin it and know I cannot lie or omit this information. Sometimes I feel as if I should never even pursue sexual relationships anymore because I know I will ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION, and it is perhaps less wrenching to just go it alone ... I just don’t want to. So any ideas? Signed, How Do I Do the Right Thing? Dear Do the Right Thing: Thanks for the great question! We’re glad you wrote in, especially since you, like everyone else, deserve a satisfying, fulfilling and wonderful sex life! We can imagine how difficult it is to continue to have this conversation with partners and negotiate sexual behaviors you both are comfortable with. But actually, everyone who is sexually active is wise to talk with partners about past STD risk and infection and develop the trust necessary to have these very real and honest conversations. It may not be fun or comfortable, but when we www.the217.com
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Sharing Remember that the fact that you know you have HSV (herpes simplex virus) and are taking active steps to reduce transmission to your partner(s) significantly reduces the likelihood that they will become infected. One in five Americans has HSV, but most do not know it; therefore, it may be more beneficial to know the status of a current partner and actively, together, reduce the risk of transmission than to not talk about STDs with partners, assuming they are not infected. In this way, your partner may be lowering their risk of STDs more than they might have within a relationship where STDs were never discussed, even though you’re infected. The more we know, the better able we are to protect our health. Also, you might discuss his STD status, including him getting tested. He might already be infected with HSV (either type 1 or type 2) and not know it (like many people). That may change the discussion for both of you.
Take It Slow If you are developing a relationship with this person, it may be helpful to allow other aspects of it to develop at the same pace as the physical or sexual part. Meaning the more the two of you get to know each other, develop caring, love, com-
passion and trust, the easier it may be to bring up things that feel more vulnerable. You do not have to be sexual with him right away, at least not in ways that might risk transmission. If you’re interested in developing the relationship, the sexual aspect of that is only part of the equation. Deciding when to disclose an infection is a personal choice, however. Some folks believe that they need to tell a partner up-front in case their partner no longer wants to pursue the relationship. While we understand this perspective, it’s based on a premise that those infected with STDs are not worthy or deserving of a loving, sexual relationship, and we couldn’t disagree more! STDs are only a part of who you are as a person; there is much more to who you are and what you bring to a relationship.
A World of Possibilities The upside to discussing STDs is the opportunity for you and your partner to discuss the many ways you can be sexual with one another while also keeping the risk of transmission low. This might include brainstorming behaviors you haven’t experienced or thought of before and can expand your definitions of “sex” and sexual intimacy. This process can add a new and different dimension of sexual excitement. Consider mutual masturbation, the use of sex toys, hand jobs and oral sex. He can protect himself quite easily while performing oral sex by using a condom (if you’re male) or a latex barrier (if you’re male or female)!
Often, penetration is the desired goal between partners. However, waiting longer before experiencing this (risk can be significantly reduced with condom use) can allow you to both experience all the other wonderful sexual behaviors you might normally rush past and intensify the passion and sexual tension between the two of you. It may also be helpful to discuss this with him before you see him — over the phone or through IM — allowing him time to react before the two of you are together. The time in-between to process and talk about this information might let you spend as much time as you want in person getting hot and heavy with each other. Hopefully, he’ll appreciate your integrity and caring as much as we do! Good luck!
Sex 411: Herpes Resources American Social Health Association Herpes Resource Center: http://www.ashastd. org/herpes/herpes_overview.cfm Ebel, C. & Wald, A. Managing Herpes: Living and Loving with HSV Check us out next week as we search for the G(uy)-spot. Jo and Ross want to answer your questions! Send them to buzzdoinitwell@yahoo.com. JUL 02 – JUL 08 09
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606 W. Healey. C. Aug. 2009. 1 bdrm. apts. close to campus. Carpet, electric heat, window a/c, free parking. Rents from $395. $50/mo to furnish. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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BEST VALUE CAMPUS 1 BR. loft from $480. 1 BR. $395 2 BR. $580 3 BR. $750 4 BR. $855 Campus. 367-6626. August 2009
1405-1407 W. KIRBY, C. August 2009. Attractive Colonial building on busline. Large 2 bdrm corner apts approximately 740 sq. ft. $440/mo, remodled $440/mo. Interior 2 bdrm apts. from $420/mo, Remodled $440/mo. $50/mo to furnish. Central A/C, carpet, laundry, parking avail. Call for a showing time. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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609 W. MAIN, U. August 2009. 2 bdrm TownhousesFurnished $475/mo, Unfurnished $600/mo. 2 bdrm apts-Furnished $450/mo. 1 bdrm apts Furnished $425/mo. Parking optional, Central A/C, Carpet, Laundry, Call for showing times BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
808 S. LINCOLN, U Aug 2009. Classic Building-across from Jimmy John's on Lincoln Ave. Hardwood Floors, Laundry, Call for showing times. 1 BR + Sun Room $550/mo (UF) 1 BR + Den $550/mo (UF) 2 BR $490 (F) Parking $50/mo BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com Efficiencies at $405. 1 BR at $505. 2 BR at $605. 406 E. Stoughton and 407 S. State St. Champaign. Call 766-3008 for more information.
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Furnished/Unfurnished 2& 3 bdrms. Near campus & downtownfrom $636/mo. Includes direct TV, water, trash, parking, laundry facility, seasonal pool, all apts. have balconies 217-352-8540 www.faronproperties.com
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1005 S. Second Fall 2009 Studio Secured building. Private parking, Laundry on-site. Value pricing from $375. Office at 309 S. First THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
1006 S. 3rd Fall 2009 1 bedroom. Location, Location. Covered parking, laundry, furnished, patios. Pricing. Office at 309 S. First. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
1007 S. FIRST Aug 2009. Near First & Gregory. 2 bdrm apts from $495/mo. Window A/C, Carpet, Laundry. Parking included. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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105 E. Green, C Aug 2009. Studio apts at First & Green. Wall A/C units, laundry. From $305/mo to $325/mo. Parking $35/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
Aug 2009. 1 bdrms near Armory, IMPE, & Snack Bar. Window A/C, laundry, rents from $365/mo to $375/mo. Parking $35/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
509 W. MAIN, U Aug 2009. 1 bdrm apts. From $415/mo to $445/mo. Laundry, Window A/C, Parking $45/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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102 N. GREGORY, U. Aug 2009. Close to Illini Union. 2 bdrms $495/mo, Carpet, Laundry. Parking $45/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-173 www.barr-re.com
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1108 S. Lincoln, U August 2009. Classic building close to Jimmy John's on Lincoln Ave. Hardwood Floors, Laundry. Efficiencies- furnished rents from $355 to $395/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
106 Daniel
604 E. WHITE
For August 2009. 1 bedroom, $390/mo. Parking, laundry, value pricing. Office at 309 S. First THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
Security Entrance Fall 2009, Large studio, 1 bedroom, Furnished, balconies, patios, laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Office at 309 S. First. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
5th & HEALEY, C. August 2009. The BEST LOCATED EFFICIENCIES & 1 BEDROOMS on campus - period. Here's the best part: Efficiencies $450/mo & 1 bedrooms $550/mo. Parking available at $50/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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611 WEST GREEN, U Aug 2009. 2 Bdrms in Great Location. Hardwood & Ceramic tile, W/D, D/W, Balcony or Patio, Central A/C, Rent $745/mo. Parking $50/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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111 E. Chalmers, C. August 2009 Studio and 1 bedrooms. Furniture, off-street parking, laundry. Value pricing. Office at 309 S. First. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
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One Bedroom Residences Downtown Champaign A complete regeneration of living space in downtown Champaign. These artistically inspired residences are fully furnished and feature IKEA furniture and cabinetry, hardwood floors, video security, off street parking, and laundry on site. KARMA is designed to be a fusion of art and living in a contemporary urban environment. Barr Real Estate, Inc. 217-356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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307 & 310 E. WHITE 307 & 309 CLARK NOW & Aug 2009 Large studio, double closet, well furnished. Behind County Market. Starting from $350/mo. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup.com 352-3182
311 E. WHITE, C. Avail Aug 2009. Large efficiencies close to Beckman Center. From $325/mo. Parking $35/mo. Window A/C, carpet. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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907 W. STOUGHTON, U
506 E. Stoughton, C. For August 2009. Extra large efficiency apartments. Security building entry, complete furniture, laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Office at 309 S. First THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
508, 510, & 512 E. STOUGHTON, C.
Aug 2009. Huge 2 bdrm apt in great location near Engineering. Central A/C, laundry. From $525/mo. Parking $30/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
August 2009. Huge 1 bdrm plus den and 2 bdrms. Close to Engineering & C/S. A/C, Laundry, Parking $55/mo. Rent from $555/mo to $760/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
509 E. White 304 E. Clark, C. Castle Apartments 3 blocks to Engineering Quad and supermarket. 4 BR $1120. 3 BR $850. New C/A, ceiling fan, dishwasher, washer/dryer in unit. 384-1099 castleproperty@gmail.com
604 W. Stoughton, U
Spacious 2 BR apartment, 2 BA, large kitchen, dishwasher, disposal, patio/balcony, central A/C, W/D in unit available, secured parking available, storage available. Open mid-August. Close to campus, starting at $920. 217-384-1925 www.smithapartments-cu.com
907 S. Second (2nd and Chalmers)
1 block to illini 22 bus route Full use of Roland Pool Great location Parking available
351-8900 www.roland-realty.com
August 2009. Large Studio and 1 bedrooms. Security entry, balconies, patios, furnished. Laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Office at 309 S. First THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 217-352-3182
2&4 BEDROOMS Washer/Dryer Free Internet 808 S. Oak, C. 805 S. Locust, C. 102 S. Lincoln, C. www.mhmproperties.com 217-337-8852
607 W. Springfield, C
Studio and 1 bdrm apts
1 Br on busline $505 - $520 Includes pkg, water, heat & trash
The Weiner Companies, LTD. 217-384-8001 www.weinercompanies.com
404 W. HIGH, U Aug 2009. 1 bdrm & 2 bdrm apts from $650/mo to $695/mo. Close to Urbana Library, Downtown. Free Parking, Shown 7 days a week. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
503-505-508 E. White Fall 2009. 2 ($750) and 3 ($795) bedrooms. Completely furnished. Parking and laundry available, new kitchens, value pricing. On-site resident manager. Call Justin 618-304-8562. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
602 E. Clark
Furnished efficiency apartments from $345/mo. Ideal campus location. Call now for showing. Wampler Property Management 905 S. Neil Street, Suite C. Champaign, IL 61820 217-352-1335 www.wamplerapartments.com
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Heart of Campus 906 W. Springfield Ave., U $485/month, parking avail. The Weiner Companies, Ltd. 217-384-8001 jana@weinercompanies.com
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1 bedroom 2 bedrooms 1007 S. First 2 bedrooms 611 W. Green 2 bedrooms 802 W. Green 1 bedroom 404 W. High 2 bedrooms 609 W. Main 2 bedroom Apts. 1 bedrooms 907 W. Stoughton 2 bedrooms 706 S. Walnut 1 bedrooms 1901 Karen Ct. 2 bedrooms 706 S. Locust 2 bedrooms 101 Busey/102 Lincoln 2 bedrooms 102 Gregory 2 bedrooms 702 Western 1 bedroom
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702 W. WESTERN, U August 2009. 1 Bedrooms, Window A/C, Carpet/Tile Floors, Laundry, Parking Available. From $400/mo to $445/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
706 S. LOCUST, C. Aug 2009. Window A/C, covered parking $45/mo, laundry. 1 bdrms $395/mo. 2 bdrms $525/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
706 S. WALNUT, U. August 2009. Close to Downtown Urbana, 1 bdrms $510/mo. Central A/C, Laundry. Parking. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
706 S. FIRST, C. Aug 2009. 1/2 blk south of Green. 1 bedroom $375/mo. & 2 bedroom $395/mo. Window A/C. Parking $40/mo. Laundry Facilities. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
711 W. Main
Furnished studio apartments from $435/mo. Ideal campus location, quiet Urbana neighborhood. Call now for showing. Wampler Property Management 905 S. Neil Street, Suite C. Champaign, IL 61820 217-352-1335 www.wamplerapartments.com
207 E. Green (2nd and Green)
4 bedroom apts • Free Internet • 1 ½ baths • 3 story townhouses
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1 Bedroom 901 W. Springfield, U $ 395-540 911 W. Springfield, U $ 540-585 1004 W. Springfield, U $ 480
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906-908 S. Locust St., C. EfďŹ c, and 1 bedroom apartments August 2009. Quiet location, large units. Some pet friendly. 906 Locust: EfďŹ ciency $425, 1 bedroom $515, 908 Locust: 1 bedrooms $545-575, paid heat/water. Parking for $40/mo. Call for information or appointments. 367-2009 Locust III Apartments www.tricountymg.com
Aug 2009. One block from Lincoln Ave. Large units with Central A/C, Patios/ Balconies, laundry. Parking $40/mo. 1 bedroom $500/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
807 to 809 W. ILLINOIS, U
602 E. Stoughton, C Fall 2009. Unique 1 ($495) & 2 ($695) bedroom apartments. All furnished, laundry, internet, value pricing and parking available. Must see! THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
Aug 2009. 1 Bdrms corner of Lincoln & Illinois. Window A/C, Laundry, Rent $495/mo. Parking $50/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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THE GEORGIAN 1005 S. SIXTH, C.
307-309 Healey Court, C Fall 2009. Behind FU Bar. 2 bedrooms. Parking, laundry, and value pricing. $695/mo. OfďŹ ce at 309 S. First. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
Aug 2009. Best located 1 bdrms on U of I Campus. Next to UI Library. 1 bdrms from $450 to $550/mo. Laundry, Window A/C, Carpet. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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906 S. Oak, C 3 (2 BR with Study) & 4 (3 BR with Study) Bedroom Furnished Apartments For Fall 2009. Laundry in each apartment. No Pets. One 9.5 Month Lease Available $840-1140 Steve Frerichs 369-1182 stevesapartments.com
GREAT VALUE 306-308-309 WHITE August 2009. Studios ($390), 2 ($725), and 3 ($775) bedrooms. Balconies, patios, laundry, dishwashers, off-street parking. Behind County Market. 841-1996 THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
John Street Apartments 58 E. John, C Studio, two and three bedrooms Dishwashers, center courtyard, onsite laundry, central air, parking, value pricing. 2 Bed ($675) 3 Bed ($875) THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182
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August 2009. 1 bedroom units conveniently located close to campus. Rent from $410/mo. Central A/C, dishwashers, balconies. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
THE NEVADAN 903 W. NEVADA, U.
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508 S Mattis, C. Aug 2009. One of Champaign’s finest apartment complexes featuring a beautiful courtyard. 1 bdrm apts. at $475/mo. 2 bdrm apts. at $495/mo. On busline with Central A/C, Carpet, Gas Heat, Laundry facilities, Patios or Balconies, Covered Parking. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 217-356-1873 www.barr-re.com
511- 513 S. ELM, C. Aug. 2009. Corner of W. Green and Elm in quiet attractive building with locked security entrance. Large 2 bdrm. apts. with approximately 770 sq. ft. Free covered parking, laundry in building. Central A/C, Gas Heat, Carpet. On busline. Rent starts at $495/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
SOUTHWEST PLACE APTS, C. Aug. 2009. Located in SW Champaign near Windsor & Mattis. 2 bdrm Duplexes, Fourplexes, Townhouses and 1 bedrooms. Carpet, gas heat, central a/c. Some units have w/d's in units, w/d hook-ups, or laundry in bldg, garages, dishwashers, disposals, patio/balconies, parking. 1 bdrms from $490/mo. 2 bdrms from $610/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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703 W. Church, C. Aug. 2009. Close to downtown in quiet location on busline. 2 bdrms. start at $470/mo. Patio/Balconies, Central A/C, Gas Heat, Carpet, Laundry in Building. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com
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Free Will Astrology ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
Time to diversify your energy sources, Aries. It’s as if you’ve grown too dependent on oil -- metaphorically speaking -- and have neglected to develop relationships with wind turbines, solar panels, natural gas, and other mans of generating power. What if in the future -- metaphorically speaking -- oil becomes scarcer or wildly expensive? And what if, over the long haul, its byproducts degrade your environment? I suggest you start now to expand the variety of fuels you tap into. It’s a perfect moment to adjust your plans for your long-term energy needs.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
Your mirror may lie to you this week. A friend might neglect to share a crucial detail. Even pets and heroes and normally reliable suppliers might not be completely there for you. Fortunately, I expect that secondary sources will come through. Other people’s mirrors may reveal a clue you haven’t been able to find in your own. An acquaintance could step forward and do a convincing impersonation of a friend. And a previously overlooked or unknown connection might become your own personal wellspring. Moral of the story: If you’re willing to be flexible and forswear all impulses to blame, you won’t be deprived of what you need.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20)
Having discovered I can read the minds of animals, I’ve started a new sideline as a ghostwriter. Here’s an excerpt from an interview I did with Prestige, a potbellied pig born under the sign of Gemini. *Brezsny:* What do you like best about being a potbellied pig? *Prestige:* I’m greedy but cute. I get to eat like a pig, yet not be victimized by the negative judgments people usually project onto pigs. *Brezsny:* Is there anything you’re worried about? *Prestige:* I need to make my caretaker understand that for the next few weeks we Geminis will need more than the usual amounts of food, love, presents, praise, attention, everything. *Brezsny:* Anything you’d like to say to my Gemini readers? *Prestige:* Don’t let anybody make you feel guilty for wanting what you want.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22)
The ancient Chinese sage Lao Tse said, “People of the highest caliber, upon hearing about Taoism, follow it and practice it immediately. People of average caliber, hearing about Taoism, reflect for a while and then experiment. People of the lowest caliber, hearing about Taoism, let out a big laugh.” Now substitute the words “your splashy new ideas” for “Taoism” in Lao Tse’s quote and you’ll have your horoscope for this week, Cancerian. For added punch, remember what he said in another context: “No idea can be considered valuable until a thousand people have laughed at it.”
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22)
Nietzsche’s dictum might be useful for you to keep in mind right now, Leo: “If it doesn’t kill you, it’ll make you stronger.” Since I’m very sure that the turbulent waters through which you’re navigating will not kill you, I’m looking forward to all the ways this journey will upgrade your confidence and enhance your power. But there’s more to be gained, beyond what Nietzsche formulated. It’s also true that if it doesn’t kill you (which it won’t), it will make you wilder and kinder and smarter and more beautiful.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
According to my projections, you will not, in the coming weeks, meet a dark, secretive stranger who’ll play you like a violin. Nor will you be lured to the warehouse district after midnight to pick up the “missing stuff.” And I highly doubt that you will be invited to join a cult that’s conspiring to seize political power following the events of December 21, 2012. No, Virgo. Your fate is far more mundane than that. In fact, it’s more likely that you will soon meet a bright, forthright stranger who will play you like an accordion. You will be drawn to a convenient location at midday to pick up the “missing stuff.” And you will be invited to become part of a group that has the potential to play a significant role in your quest for meaning in the coming years.
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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
For years, I’ve remembered most of my dreams every night, so I’m good at spotting trends. And one of the themes that has arisen recently involves you Libras. Last week, I dreamed that three of my Libra friends were pole vaulting at the Olympics. Four nights ago, I dreamed that my two favorite Libran astrologers were rappelling up a skyscraper. Last night, I dreamed that four Libran celebrities -- Mahatma Gandhi, Gwen Stefani, Sacha Baron Cohen (a.k.a. Borat), and Kate Winslet -- climbed a gold ladder to a cafe on a cloud where they drank magic coffee that made wings sprout on their backs. So what’s going on? Is my subconscious telling me that it’s prime time for you to raise your expectations and upgrade your goals? Do my dreams mean you should rise above the conventional wisdom and rededicate yourself to your loftiest ambitions? What do you think?
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Spiritual epiphany alert! Uncanny revelations imminent! Hope you don’t mind being awoken in the middle of your regularly scheduled life by a special delivery from the Great Beyond. Yes, my cute little bundle of rumbling feelings and psychic sensitivities: It doesn’t matter if you’re a true believer or an unrepentant infidel -- you will soon be invited to have one of your logical certainties torn out by the roots and replaced with a throbbing vision of cosmic whoopee. Brace yourself for the most pungent fun you’ve had since your last mudwrestle with the angel.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
While appearing on the TV show “I’m a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here,” ex-pro basketball player John Salley gave some advice I’d like to pass along. “When you see crazy coming your way,” he philosophized, “you should cross the street.” I do think crazy will be headed in your direction sometime soon, Sagittarius, and the best response you can make is to avoid it altogether, preferably in a way that it doesn’t notice you. That’s right: Don’t shout at crazy, don’t bolt away ostentatiously, and certainly don’t run up and give crazy a big hug. There are far better ways for you to gather in your fair share of intriguing mystery; I’d hate to see you get bogged down in a useless, inferior version of it.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Everyone wants an extra piece of you these days, and they don’t necessarily care about how it will affect you. So beware of emotional manipulation, subliminal seduction, and the temptation to believe in impossible promises. To make matters more extreme, I suspect you may be secretly pleased that everyone wants an extra piece of you -- and might be tempted to conspire in your own dismantling. Let me propose a compromise. How about letting three trustworthy people -- no more -- take an extra piece of you? And be very certain that they have enough self-control to know when to stop taking.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You’re almost never one brick short of a load. Know what I’m saying? Your elevator almost always goes all the way to the top floor. Rarely, if ever, do I have to warn you against playing with a deck of 51 cards. So I hope you don’t be offended when I say that it’s time to find that missing brick and service your elevator and buy a new deck. In other words, you’re due for your 40,000 mile check-up.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20)
magic (ma’ jik), n. 1. A mysterious event or process that seemingly refutes the known laws of science. 2. A willed transformation of one’s own state of mind. 3. A surprising triumph that exceeds all expectations. 4. Something that works, though no one understands why. 5. The impossible becoming possible. 6. “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” (Arthur C. Clarke.) 7. A quality predominant in the lives of Pisceans during the period July 1 through July 20, 2009.
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Another National Freak-Out Love the music, but the man? I, like the rest of the world, was saddened and shocked last week when we lost one of our greatest celebrities. He was a fixture in our households, and many of us have his voice committed to our memory. I’m talking, of course, about Ed McMahon. He was ... OK fine, that wasn’t really the celebrity I was thinking about. It was, instead, Farrah Fawcett. Her crazy lovely hair and name alliteration will be engrained in our nation’s mind long after ... fine, I wasn’t really thinking about her either. Billy Mays was a marvelous pitchman for ... wait, it’s not him either. The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, died this week, and I’m simply thrilled pissless that half of the world and most of the morons are up in arms about the whole incident. I’m trying not to be disrespectful to the dead, but geez Louise, he’s getting more press coverage than some of the really important things, such as healthcare, the financial crisis and the Cardinals getting Mark DeRosa. Each of those things is vastly more interesting to me than Michael Jackson. I watched people on TV crying at vigils as if they’ve just been handed a bulletin reading “God is dead.” I’ve seen press releases from everyone who’s even sort of a celebrity, talking of this great loss of this great talent. I’ve seen news programs breaking into coverage to talk about any miniscule development. It’s fine, I suppose. It doesn’t make me like or dislike Michael Jackson any more or any less than I already did. It does make me question the mental stability of our nation a bit more than usual. I don’t want to seem like a complete dick. I can appreciate Michael Jackson on some levels. I think “I Want You Back” by the Jackson Five is a truly freaking great song. I think Thriller is an almost perfect album, even though it’s not especially my cup of tea. I seem to remember crying once when I heard “Man in the Mirror” on the radio when I was driving. I was very hungover and hyper emotional, but the beauty of the song still struck me. Hell, I’ve even tried to do a drunken moonwalk a few times while I was dancing at weddings. All of that stuff was great. All of that stuff is also not nearly enough for me to have a breakdown now that he’s gone. I guess I sort of understand it. He was famous — biggest-star-in-the-world famous — but that still doesn’t necessarily mean he was a fine sort of fella. We know he liked children, which is usually an endearing quality, but not so much in this case.
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In fairness, he was never convicted of molesting children, even though I’m sure we all have some sort of idea about his guilt. Either way, if you’re an adult and you have a hankering to play with children who are not related to you and have them come into your bedroom, that is really not the kind of person you should probably be. At the very least, he’s guilty of being a really creepy person. If he didn’t have the money he had for lawyers and payoffs, I have a fairly strong feeling he would be guilty of far much more. He also appeared to have a bit of a problem with the way he looked. It would be bad enough if he just wore those little outfits to make him seem like a freak show, but he really went the extra mile and had exponential surgery to really solidify that freak show status. I’m sure he had his own set of personal problems that were a cause of all this, and that’s really too bad. In most cases, this might be enough for him to draw our sympathy. In his situation, it was enough to draw our adoration. Weird. Apparently we’ve all got to that place in our society where if you simply entertain us, we will overlook all of the other things, no matter what they happen to be. We are so freaking bored and talent hungry that any person who amuses us even a little gets a free pass that a less entertaining person would never qualify for. I know it’s a rat bastard move to criticize someone who has just died, but I’m really tired of the media and the entertainment industry shitting in my mouth and telling me it’s pumpkin pie. He was what he was, and he was a guy who most sane people wouldn’t let come over for Sunday dinner — which was awkward to begin with because who knows whether you have to have a separate place setting for his chimp? I just don’t get the feeling he was what I would call “a good guy.” Everyone keeps saying he will be missed. I’m sure his family and his real friends will miss him; that’s only natural. I’m sure his kid whom he hung out a window that time is probably sleeping a little better this week, but he will even probably miss him. I’m just not sure why anyone else would miss him quite this much. He was a great entertainer. He was an even greater celebrity. He did those things we love our celebrities to do, such as have trials and hit rock bottom and make us seem normal. He made some fine albums. His music undoubtedly made the world a better place. I’m just not convinced that the man himself ever did.
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