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IN THIS ISSUE SUMMER LOVIN’

HEADS

UP!

Our favorite nostalgic summertime films

HAVE A HAPPY HOME

How to make your roomie love you

YEASAYER

Album review

CALENDAR

QUAD DAY AND FIRST DAY OF CLASS

Your guide to this week’s events in CU

COMMUNITY: We have just unearthed four never-before-seen columns by your favorite YOU-nique columnist, Karolina Zapal. Watch readbuzz.com for these ponderings that were once thought to be lost to the sands of time. Also look for her new column, “The creative mind’s guide to...” Are you itching to find out what it’s all about? You know we are!

FOOD: August 24th and 25th herald the thirty-seventh Sweetcorn Festival in Urbana. Read on for a bit of history on and what to expect at the event, then make sure to head over to Main Street this weekend for some great food and awesome games.

MOVIES: For a closer look at films like American Psycho and Eraserhead check out the latest entries of Con-Tro-Ver-See!

MUSIC:

Come check out what Jeremy Lin, buzz’s biggest T-Swift fan, thinks of her new single, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” 2

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EDITOR’S NOTE SAMANTHA BAKALL

Being from Chicago, my first impression of Champaign-Urbana was a school surrounded by a sea of endless corn. Granted, the drive down doesn’t do much to negate that idea, but spending an entire summer in the heart of Champaign has certainly changed it for me. It’s no secret that I work at Big Grove Tavern in downtown Champaign. Being at the restaurant almost every day has allowed me to see a different side of Champaign than most students. The other night, I was waiting tables on the patio and had a very large and interesting table. It started as two women and eventually grew close to 10 fairly loud and musical people (I could hear choruses of Kool & The Gang and Al Green from across the patio), one of those individuals being the mayor. What was so interesting to me about the table was that no one in the group had necessarily called anyone else to come and join them (I’m sure some were called) — rather, everyone ran into one another and sat down. Running into friends and such at the restaurant isn’t a rare occurrence either. Usually at least once a night, I see someone standing by another table or at the bar chatting with a neighbor, friend, coworker, etc. In Chicago, it’s amazing to run into one person you might happen to know while out. Here, it seems to be commonplace, and I like it that way. The community outside of the University is strong. The town doesn’t “die,” as some people like to say, when the students leave. In my opinion, I think the real CU emerges once they vacate the premises for three months. You can see it from the attending list on Facebook events for local shows to the people you see every week at the farmers market. Maybe it’s because the community is fairly small — compared to Chicago, Champaign-Urbana is 1/15 the size — but the relationships still exist, and it makes CU special. Sure, other small college towns probably have the same vibe once their students leave, too, but I’m here and I’m digging it. I’m looking forward to maintaining my “other” life during the school year. It’s fun to run into real adults once in a while when I’m at Cafe Kopi or at Pekara for breakfast. Maybe I’ll see you around. Keep your eyes peeled! I’ll wave, if you wave back.

by Thomas Thoren

With everyone back on campus, it’s time to start off with everyone’s favorite four-hour claustrophobia-inducing fun fest: Quad Day! If you are a freshman and haven’t moved beyond the awkward first encounters with your roommates and dorm floor friends, you will, but for now you can blend in with the masses on Quad Day, Sunday from 12-4 p.m. I’m sure you’ve heard about this day already, but make no mistake; it is as large and crazy as you’ve heard and, yes, you should go. You’ll see the eclectic mix of U of I student interests and eventually find a booth or two that suit you. But really, you should sign up for newsletters even if they only interest you slightly. You must’ve heard this a thousand times by now, but one more time can’t hurt: get involved. Join clubs, start an RSO, try out for an intramural — just go out and try everything you can and meet everybody you run into. It’s the people and experiences in college that make it or break it, and as cliche as it sounds, they are also what help you to find yourself and what you want out of life. It’s a unique time in your life, so it would be a shame to waste a second of it by not milking it for all it’s worth. Oh yeah, classes start Monday too. You should go to all of them and study really hard and make your parents proud. Preaching over. BUZZ STAFF

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LIKES, GRIPES MICHAEL ZHANG ART DIRECTOR

» Satchels/Messenger bags: Whatever you choose to call them, satchels are hands-down the best non-backpack object transportation devices ever invented. Not only do legendary adventurers like Frodo Baggins and Indiana Jones sport these stylish bags, but they are also seen across the shoulders of beautiful hipster women the world over. They are a thousand times more ergonomic than purses, as their weight is distributed evenly across the body, while purses, on the other hand, force all the weight onto a single shoulder and force their wearers to walk awkwardly because they’re constantly making sure their purses don’t slip off their shoulders. I honestly don’t understand why women still wear purses. On top of simply being more practical and carried by legendary heroes, satchels, much like glasses, also increase a woman’s sexiness by a factor of 10, probably because I typically just assume that a woman who wears glasses and carries a satchel must be super intelligent and cool.

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you, them or both of you realize that maybe it’s time to acknowledge that you are aware of the other’s existence and should wave. Then maybe a few weeks (to months) later, you might say hello. Or you just ignore them completely and be a hermit. This sort of close encounter happened to me with the Mayor. I’ve seen him around downtown Champaign fairly often, and of course on Facebook, as we’re friends, but we’d never met. So last Friday, I finally decided to pluck up the courage and go in for a handshake. What I learned from our meeting is that a) the mayor is a pretty swell guy, b) that he is everywhere, all the time, c) that he seems to perpetually don a suit (no casual Fridays, apparently, in the CU City Council Office), d) he likes Maker’s Mark (Like!), and e) if you’re lucky, you might be the recipient of a Mayor DG guitar pick. So readers of buzz, if you happen to catch DG hangin’ ‘round the streets, don’t be a square — give him a salutation. I bet he’ll at least wave back!

EVAN LYMAN MUSIC EDITOR

LIKE THOMAS THOREN COMMUNITY EDITOR

» Free food: With the beginning of the semester about to commence, my financial aid money is stacked sky-high and ready to be spent. But despite all the things I could do with it, do you know what I’m looking forward to doing most? Absolutely nothing. That’s because for the next several weeks I am going to hunt down informational nights, lectures, welcome parties and any other event that will ply me with free food so they can borrow my ears for an hour. I’ll gladly listen to what the freshmen minority women in agriculture club has to say as long as I can stuff an entire Papa Del’s pizza down my throat in the process. What’s that you said about recruiting pro-GOP collegians at the U of I? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of an entire Fritos bag being emptied into my mouth. I may find myself on 100 new email lists, but what will I care? I’ll also have a fully stocked wallet and zero dishes to clean for the better part of September.

SAMANTHA BAKALL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

» Mayor DG: Sometimes it’s really weird to constantly see people around town and never say anything to them. Eventually,

» Breakfast: I don’t always eat breakfast, but when I do, I instantly realize how stupid I am for not making it a habit. I usually just don’t have an appetite in the morning, so I head off to do whatever is on the day’s agenda on an empty stomach. Then all of the sudden, in the middle of class or work or walking around, I’m blindsided and thrown into a light-headed, empty stomached stupor. This is probably second-nature to most people, but as a man who has lived most of his life without “the most important meal of the day,” a cup of yogurt, bowl of cereal, or piece of toast is a gamechanger. Also, one more tip: drink a full glass of water immediately after getting out of bed. It gets your head out of the clouds super quick.

NICK MARTIN MANAGING EDITOR

» Gamma Rays: Most rays melt or deform, but not Gamma! Grays (as nuclear scientists call them) give normal boys superpowers (for fighting evil) and normal girls sterility (for kissing ALL the boys!). Thousand of American heroes have gammapowered super-bilities, like Stephen Hawking (invulnerability), David Bowie (awestruck-androgyny), Neal Armstrong (mega-strong arms), and John Hinckley Jr. (courage). If you want to impress Jody Foster, go mess with gamma radiation! Find it on the Engineering Quad. buzz

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Beasts of the Southern Wild (PG-13)

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the bourne legacy

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Jeremy Renner stars as Aaron Cross in Universal Pictures’ The Bourne Legacy. Used with permission from Universal Pictures.

ith all due respect to the millions of fans of the Jason Bourne adventure trilogy and Matt Damon fan clubs of the world, Tony Gilroy’s The Bourne Legacy is one hell of a spy film that is arguably BUZZ even better than various aspects of previous THURSDAY Bourne thrillers. Live with it! It’s not like losAUGUSTfor 23George Lazenby. Some ing Sean Connery corp note...keep this same size always of the film’s strongest features are a slightly less breathless narrative pace and less convo1 X 5.417 luted labyrinth of plot twists, while it maintains 1/8th page logical connections to the Jason Bourne story. Also, the film’s leads Jeremy Renner and Rachel Weisz are equally compelling in facing their many dangerous predicaments. The new screenplay written by Gilroy and his brother Dan was inspired by the Ludlum characters and not based on any of the more recent Ludlum stories which are written by Eric Van Lustbader. Renner is the new protagonist, agent Aaron Cross. Like Jason Bourne, who is still alive and whose whereabouts are unknown, Cross is one of a half dozen elite, chemically enhanced spies from a defense department project called Outcome, a stepped project loosely connected to Treadstone. As this tale begins, Cross is alone in survival mode in Alaska. With all the negative publicity still surrounding the controversy of Bourne and the investigation of possibly treasonous officials, Pam Landy (Joan Allen) and Dr. Albert Hirsch (Albert Finney), the defense department and former military officials are systematically eliminating other Outcome agents in the field. When Cross escapes a drone attack in Alaska wilderness, retired Col. Eric Byer (played by a steely Edward Norton), retired Adm. Mark Turso (Stacy Keach) and others go into full attack mode. With the exciting vistas of any average Bond film (or previous Bourne thrillers for that mat-

ter), the story takes us to Virginia, Washington DC, Chicago, Seoul, Manila, and other Asian locales as Cross uncovers genetic connections to find how the Outcome agents are chemically enhanced to become the most effective fighting machines. He and Dr. Marta Shearing (Weisz), a Sterisyn-Morlanta chemical company biochemist, stay one step ahead of the government officials who are trying to eliminate him. And somewhat reminiscent of Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner replicants, the military later unleashes LARX #3, a still more advanced agent that functions completely without emotions, who tracks Cross in a chilling chase. Renner, who filmgoers know from The Hurt Locker and this summer’s The Avengers, is a compelling performer, much

like Daniel Craig’s more serious Bond; and while the Damon fans may still wish for the more familiar charisma of their action star, Renner fills the part well. Gilroy, who scripted each of the previous three Bourne films and who received an Oscar nomination for Michael Clayton (2007), has definite respect for the trilogy’s narrative direction, and his brother, editor John Gilroy, gives The Bourne Legacy a crisp pace that makes you intrigued and thoroughly entertained during the film’s two hours. The five-year wait since the last Bourne film has been worth it. Where one former Bourne producer reportedly joked the next film would have been called “The Bourne Redundancy,” Gilroy’s film proves differently.

Jeremy Renner and Rachel Weisz in “The Bourne Legacy.” 2012 Universal Pictures.

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Summer Loving, Sandlots, Greased lighting and Graffiti The six films that remind us of the end of summer by buzz Movies & TV Staff

creatures of habit, seeing our favorite movies helps ease transition and rekindle. states of mind, like preparing for Christmas season or Halloween. But summer hasn’t really been seen in that way, probably because it’s spent voraciously watching the new flicks on the big screen. Yet there are always a few films, our own personal favorites, that remind us of the end of summer. For us students, the carefree summer days are almost over, so peruse the following list to start a new tradition of easing into the school year.

King of California (2007)

“Parents have this advantage over us. We want to believe in them. And when we don’t want to believe in them, we still just want to be with them.” My favorite line in this film; it reminds me of my summer bus travels through Mexico and how bittersweet it felt to leave for school. Like fate, this movie played on the bus TV as we were rolling through the mountains. King of California portrays the offbeat relationship of Don Quixote-esque Charlie and daughter Miranda after Charlie’s time in a mental hospital. Together they traipse through cookie-cutter house lots and expressways since Charlie is convinced he found a Spanish treasure through a friar’s memoir. Charlie’s never-breaking spirit helps soften Miranda’s defensive sensibility as she slowly allows a little happiness into her life again. Set in warm shades of rusty pink and gold, this film gives California a humble feel and delightfully encroaches on “dark comedy” in a honey hue.

A Goofy Movie (1995)

With the right group of friends and the right amount of responsible alcohol enjoyment, delving into an animated movie from childhood can hit you in just the right place — that bizarrely nostalgic, hilarious and horrifying place. Maybe it’s the odd sensation of remembering exactly how you saw a movie through your child mind that really brings out the teary, end-of-summer longing from A Goofy Movie. You remember the story from the afternoon you spent in the chilly theater with your preschool-best-friend Matthew after you got Superman ice cream from the Baskin Robbins that’s now a Whole Foods. School’s out, and while Goofy’s son Max is trying to schmooze it up with Roxanne (a very attractive dog indeed), Goofy drags him on a camping trip to Lake Destiny, Idaho, where they meet up with Pete and PJ on the way. Your tears of a wasted summer may mix with those of a wasted youth, but any excuse to hear Powerline’s “Stand Out” is well worth it.

Dazed and Confused (1993)

The 1993 classic Dazed and Confused tells the story of two groups of teenagers celebrating the end of the school year in 1976. The senior football players try to deal with a strict contract forbidding sex, drugs and booze while the incoming freshmen scramble to avoid being brutally hazed. Although the movie is about the beginning of summer, for me it perfectly captures the feel of the end of the season. There is a certain nihilism to the teens endless driving around town on the lookout

Grease John Travolta as Danny Zuko in Randal Kleiser’s Grease - 1978. Used with permission from Paramount Pictures

for the latest party; they feel as if it’s the end of an era and the beginning of something new. The huge party in the woods attended by some lucky freshmen and the seniors is underscored by the feeling from all the teens that this is their last big hurrah before they have to head back to real life.

American Graffiti (1973)

Breakups, fistfights, surprise kisses and drag races are all part of the agenda for a group of teens in their last night of summer. The year is 1962, and with the hours ticking away, adolescent Modesto, California, scrambles around to make sure its summer turns out the way everyone desires; one that will be remembered forever. George Lucas wrote and directed this genuine and accurate portrayal of teenage life. This work from his astonishing resume proves that there is something beautiful about wasting away until the sun comes up. With help from Harrison Ford, Richard Dreyfuss, Ron Howard and many others, Lucas leaves the audience in a state of reminiscence so strong your friends will be forced to physically shake you out of it.

The Sandlot (1993)

A Goofy Movie A Goofy Movie. Walt Disney Pictures 1995

I can recall the exact moment I realized I wanted to play baseball as a youngster. I was 6 years old when I first saw The Sandlot. Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez was my first-ever idol, and when the neighborhood slugger first initiates Scotty Smalls

onto the squad of misfits, I knew I wanted to play ball. The Sandlot is the quintessential feel-good film for kids of my generation. Every kid in my neighborhood started out as Smalls and tried their best to make it to Benny, with their dads cheering them on from the front porches of their houses. The images in this film will forever be captured in every little kid’s hearts for summers to come. Its pool scene with Wendy Peffercorn, the Fourth of July scene, the tilt-awhirl and chaw gone wrong, and the triumph against none other than The Beast. As every summer ends, I think of my friends at the sandlot who I have to say goodbye to. Until next time.

Grease (1978)

Cheerleader and all-around good girl Sandy and bad boy Danny fall for each other over the summer. When our two young love birds return to school, they are confronted with the fact that they fall on opposite sides clique-wise (Greasers/Pink Ladies vs. Jocks/Cheerleaders). With its high school setting and tale of summer love, Grease is a film that captures best what summer ending feels like. Everyone can relate to the fact that it feels easier to ignore your life at school during the summer. It is no coincidence that the majority of Grease takes place during the school year, and the summer romance is expressed via musical numbers and flashback. Once the school year begins, reality sets in. buzz

EARN ONLY A’S, LEARN ALL THE REST Your A to Z guide to C-U, campustown and the University Art show inside of the Illini Union. Photo by Brad Thorp

by buzz Community staff

Alma Mater See that empty pedestal on the corner of Wright and Green streets? That’s where our beloved Alma Mater statue stood before she was taken away for a facelift. Don’t worry — she’ll be back before graduation, all shiny and restored, ready to don her cap and gown (and the various other outfits she sports throughout the year). The Alma Mater is also a song that every student should know by heart to sing at sporting events. Let me get you started: “Hail to the orange...”

Bars Brother’s, Joe’s, Red Lion and Firehaus are just some of the many campustown bars. They serve as a guaranteed party scene for all students on pretty much any day of the week. They are particularly packed during the weekends, and during the week you can usually witness a bar crawl or two in action. Students pour into these bars particularly on Thursday (“Thirsty Thursday”) nights in celebration of the upcoming weekend. Unfortunately, most freshmen will be waiting a while to participate, as you have to be 19 to get into the bars.

Champaign’s downtown After you get your bearings on campus and can navigate it well enough, it would be well worth your time to venture off campus into the land of downtown Champaign. It is literally a 10-minute walk from your favorite disgusting Green Street bar, and it has a plethora of clean, friendly bars 6

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for everyone! There are diners and coffee shops! There’s Cafe Kopi, Aroma Cafe and Pekara, just to name a few! There’s the Jane Addams Book Shop, a used book store! And if Canopy Club isn’t featuring any music you like some night, maybe Mike ‘N’ Molly’s or the Highdive are! Seriously, downtown Champaign is like a better version of Green Street in many ways, so you should get out of your comfort zone and see what it has to offer one of these days.

Union is a great source of student-run activities made for other students, including movie nights on the Quad and Illinites. Plus, if you live in the dorms, there are always fun ways to stay entertained and meet other new students. Maybe they’ll try to top the world’s largest smoothie they made last year!

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Here are a couple of ways to spice up your dorm room or apartment this semester. » Convince your roommates to participate in some bonding time and take a trip to Michaels, Jo-Ann or Hobby Lobby, which are all located in the Market Place Shopping Center. Buy some wood-carved words and paint them together. » Get a few cheap clipboards and cover them in scrapbook or wrapping paper, and then hang them in a row in your room and use them like bulletin boards, without the mess of push pins.

Please, whatever you do, do not eat food from a chain restaurant for at least the first month you are on campus. C-U has so many local food joints to pick from, and they are almost always delicious. In Urbana, try Black Dog for barbecue, Xinh Xinh Cafe for Vietnamese and Crane Alley for just about everything. In Champaign, go to Kofusion for sushi, Escobar’s for Latin American or Bacaro for a more up-scale experience. In campustown, you should familiarize yourself with Cravings for Chinese, Bombay Indian Grill or Casablanca Kabab House for Indian and Maize or El Charro for Mexican. Not Chipotle — Maize or El Charro. Trust us on this.

Events to attend

Green Street

With all this hubbub about Quad Day and the other Welcome Week events, surely the U of I can’t sustain this and have similarly large events the rest of the year, right? Wrong! There are a whopping seven home football games to tailgate and root for, many more basketball games and, of course, all the other sporting events, many of which are free to students with an I-card. The

Green Street to UIUC students is equivalent to what Chicagoans know as Michigan Avenue (The Magnificent Mile). Almost every food place and bar and any other place you will willingly spend your money at are located somewhere on Green. Green Street is always busy, simply because it’s the heart of all the action! It’s a great place to go if you need to kill time between classes or if you

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just feel like doing some exploring. Stores include tattoo and piercing shops, Chipotle, Walgreens, Urban Outfitters, Potbelly and Coldstone.

Hit those books Need a shot of instant inspiration? Grab a window seat at Espresso Royale or Starbucks, chug some coffee and delve into your textbook. If you don’t like being interrupted with orders like “grande soy caramel macchiato” every five minutes, try the comfy reading chairs and fantastic view of the South Quad from the ACES Library. And don’t worry, procrastinators; starting Sept. 5, both the Grainger Engineering Library and Undergraduate Library (UGL) will remain open 24 hours on weekdays.

Illini Union Enjoy a quick coffee date with a friend in the Courtyard Café or relax and nap on one of the numerous plush couches! It is the center of the booming campus with restaurants and a bowling alley in the basement, performances in the café on the weekends and various goings-on and events in the different rooms. You won’t be the only one, as all students pass through the Illini Union.

Just do it This year, dedicate the school year to...you! Make a point to get off the couch and walk the four blocks to the ARC. You can’t avoid studying or finishing that paper forever. Put away your laptop streaming the latest True Blood episode and hit the books. But better yet, remember that everything will get

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done and work out. Stop making excuses this year and remember you only have four years when day drinking will be acceptable every day of the week. So when your friends are begging you to join them at Kam’s, just do it this year!

Krannert Center This is the biggest and best performing arts center in central Illinois. It is home to student performers from the theater, music and dance departments, and a popular stop for professional groups from all over the world. And most student tickets are only 10 dollars! It’s a great place to see your fellow students create unique performances, to catch a famous music group or dance company, or just to chill in the café.

Law at Illinois So, you want to be a lawyer — what now? Because choosing a law school is more important than LSAT stats and GPA medians, here are some pros and cons about life and law at Illinois. Pros: The College of Law houses the 14th largest library in the U.S. and 81% of 2011 graduates were employed within nine months of graduation. Cons: Following allegations in 2009 about the UIUC “clout list,” the College of Law fell out of the top 25 law schools in the nation, according to U.S. News and World Report.

Map it out Two years ago, I was just like you: lost, confused and walking around aimlessly. But fear not! Here are a few tips that might spare you the headache and chaos on the first day of school. » Have your map near you at all times. It will be your guide and most prized possession. (Hint: Finding the location of your classes before the first day is to your advantage.) » Travel by bus, bike, rollerblades, skateboard or your own two feet. The choice is yours. » Go out with confidence — the U of I is waiting to be explored!

Nutrition Don’t commit to overly complicated routines you won’t stick to — just follow a few simple guidelines to keep looking and feeling your best. Carry around a water bottle and stay hydrated. Get down to the ARC at least three times a week and sweat. It doesn’t matter what you do — just sweat. Get at least four to five servings of fruits and veggies daily. Dance the night away at Cly’s every Friday, and log it as cardio — it totally counts.

Out of town While there are plenty of things to see and do in C-U to keep you occupied for the next four years, there are also other attractions out of town worth exploring. Allerton Park near Monticello is a great sight-seeing day trip, and local forest preserves Kickapoo, Middle Fork and Homer Lake provide plenty of outdoor activities to keep you sane during the drudgery of college. There is even a reindeer ranch with real life reindeer in Rantoul!

Peanut butter milkshakes at Courier Cafe + Priceless Books = Perfection Need I say more? Cave in to that monkey on your back that is urging you to purchase cheap,

old books with peanut butter loveliness a la mode. Courier Cafe blends peanut butter into a thick, creamy concoction that will leave you with the best and worst stomach ache of your college career. While you are recovering from your peanut butter hangover, Priceless Books is one of the best kept secrets (not anymore!) of downtown Urbana that will have any bibliophile wanting more.

Quirky jugglers, tight-rope walkers and other characters on the Quad Take a stroll through the main Quad and you will soon learn that it is the place to be during a beautiful, sunny day. Whether to throw a frisbee, to juggle some scarves or pins, to learn how to tightrope walk or just to pass by, the Quad is always filled with masses of quirky people performing random activities. So enjoy a nap in the sun or be recruited into a club, and you might just make a new friend somewhere along the way!

Rushing: to join or not to join? That is the ever-pressing question for incoming freshmen and a few transferring students. Fraternities and sororities can provide a variety of social events and a brand new group of friends. However, they can also cause financial and time constraints. But don’t let that deter you! Most houses are more than willing to work with your schedule and even work out a payment plan. Whatever you choose, I guarantee you will find exactly where you fit on campus.

Steps of Foellinger to feel like a quintessential college student Whether you are secretly people-watching, trying to reignite your love of poetry, charting out a junk food-intensive grocery list or pondering about the meaning of life, sitting on the steps of Foellinger Auditorium while you do so is a must. A place of iron-wrought doors, pristine lamp posts and an echo spot, the steps give you the best glimpse of campus and the feeling that you have found another home.

Tunnels and other hidden secrets Surprisingly, U of I’s science buildings have more in common with Hogwarts than meets the eye. Take a break from concocting potions and check out the tunnels running beneath Noyes Lab and the Chemistry Annex. If you’re looking for a less terrifying adventure, visit the peaceful arboretum on South Lincoln. In the deserted gardens, far from the campus noise, you may be able to hear yourself think for a change.

Urbana What’s so great about that mysterious land of upperclassmen and graduate students? Some say it’s the cobblestone streets, but Champaign has those too. Others say it’s Urbana’s title as Tree City USA, but Champaign also has that title. When it comes down to it, perhaps the best way to describe the allure of Urbana is that it is away from Champaign and the heart of campus — and simply isn’t Champaign. When you head east

The Alma Mater on Quad Day 2009. Photo by Rebekah Nelson.

across Lincoln Avenue, things just seem different. You’ll see people walking their cats on leashes and feeding their chickens in their backyards. Don’t try to understand the place. Just go with it.

Visiting home Familiarize yourself with the different transportation ways if you plan on visiting home. Amtrak trains, located at Illinois Terminal in downtown Champaign, provide great and reliable service, though it can be costly at times. Buses, including Greyhound and Megabus, also located at the Illinois Terminal, are more affordable, but can get crowded if you are running late, especially on a holiday weekend. Other buses include LEX Express and Suburban Express, which pick you up right on campus. Look for coupons in newspapers!

Writing If you have a creative mind, you’re going to search all of Quad Day for a place to write on campus. First off, the creative writing program here is phenomenal (and classes are small!), and even if you’re not a rhetoric major, try taking a poetry or fiction class. Then there are The Daily Illini and buzz, so join us! All you have to do is attend an Illini Media info night in the coming weeks. There is no low-key writing club on campus, but if enough people are interested, one can always be established.

Xenophobia — no place for that here! College is the perfect opportunity to engage in experiences with people who may be from a completely different background than your own. Embrace this! Confused about the cultural practices of your roommate or classmate? Don’t just wonder and stare. Respectfully inquire and take the opportunity to learn something.

Young love It’s college, so you’re not going to fall in love cooped up in your dorm or apartment all the time. Go out, eat or study somewhere new. Join some organizations and go to their events. You don’t have to be actively searching, though. Socialize no matter where you are: class, bus, library, gym, café, restaurant or the Quad. Just don’t be afraid to introduce yourself to a stranger!

ZzZzZ’s Remember being that kid who never wanted to sleep, whining during nap time and pleading for five more minutes? Now we yearn for naps and being able to sleep for more than five hours. But the key to enough sleep is simple. Avoid napping so you can fall asleep at a reasonable hour, and get your work done instead of procrastinating so that you don’t find yourself pulling all-nighters. Now the real challenge is actually doing it. buzz

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THE 2012 URBANA SWEETCORN FESTIVAL This weekend of food, music and games is a great way to herald in the new school year

The Sweet Corn Festival from summer of 2009. Photos by James Kyung

by Mike Duffy

his weekend, check out Champaign County’s largest free festival. Located in downtown Urbana on August 24 and 25 along Main Street, the Urbana Sweetcorn Festival is offering up tons of food, music and family activities. The food and activities come at a reasonable price, but the admission and live music will be completely free! Patrons can enjoy all that the festival has to offer from 5 to 11 p.m. on Friday and 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. on Saturday. Live bands include Dr. Duke Tumatoe and The Power Trio, Firehouse, Warrant, X-Krush and Kilborn Alley. Entertainment for the kids will be available throughout the festival in the form of action inflatables, pony rides, a petting zoo and indoor laser tag. On top of all that, there’s the Motor Muster Car Show, a showcase of vintage automobiles. Of course the main attraction at this festival is the local Illinois sweet corn. Like many other summer food festivals, the Sweetcorn Festival vendors will be charging tickets rather than cash. Tickets for the buttery delicious corn, and all other food and drinks, will be available at multiple tents around the festival. Tickets are fairly priced at one dollar apiece. Be sure to stock up on tickets because there will be plenty of local food vendors offering a wide variety of tasty options to accompany the sweet corn; there will even be a margarita stand. This year marks the 37th annual Urbana Sweetcorn Festival. The first was held in August 1975. Originally a community event put on by employees of the Urbana Busey Bank, the festival has come a long way over the years. The Urbana Business Association has taken on organization and planning duties to better accommodate the high volume of attendees. 8

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Organizers expect roughly fifty thousand people this year from the Champaign-Urbana area and surrounding community. The first festival was held in a bank parking lot, but 37 years later, vendors are lining up along Main Street, from Race to Vine, and Race-Broadway will be closed as well. Family events, live music and the car show have been added as the festival has continued to thrive and expand. Also be sure to check out the One Community Together stage. This stage, presented in partnership with the University of Illinois, will be dedicated to live music and dance performances from around the world. In addition to celebrating global culture and performance, this stage includes a seed drive event called “Seed. Feed. Flourish.” During the festival, volunteers will be collecting seeds at the One Community Together stage, and those seeds will be sent to the women of Musalila, a community in east Zambia. The goal is to collect and supply seeds that will help the women to become more self-sustained. For a list of desired seed packet types, check out the Sweetcorn event on the Urbana Business Association website. This year’s Sweetcorn Festival is dedicated to upholding its tradition of celebrating outstanding locally grown corn, but it is also intended to serve as a welcome back event for students at the University of Illinois. What better way to return to campus than taking in some free live music, digging into a giant bag of freshly made kettle corn, and taking home ears upon ears of sweet corn? After settling into new dorms or apartments, students should start the year in a scrumptious and satisfying way by strolling through the Urbana Sweetcorn Festival.

The Sweet Corn Festival from summer of 2009. Photos by James Kyung

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How to make your new roommates love you The Food & Drink Edition by Olivia Ingram

Green Street Towers. Photo by Megan Swiertz

eginning a new school year is always stressful. There’s the exciting promise of fascinating and challenging classes, crisp fall weather, new school supplies, an ever-worsening caffeine addiction and the opportunity to create your perfect home-away-from-home that comes with a new fall semester. There is also the inevitability that the new-school-year high will wear off and leave one surrounded in a messy room piled high with textbooks and half-empty energy drink cans. At that point, it is crucial to have a relaxing roommate dynamic. So here is a list of Ways To Make Your New Roommate Love You: the Food and Drink edition. If you’re going to be living in the dorms: Consider bringing a special food appliance to share with your roommate. - I recommend buying an electric kettle – they can be super cheap, and really add to your quality of life. With an electric kettle, you and your room-

mate can make tons of snacks that you wouldn’t have been able to otherwise – think hot drinks, ramen and oatmeal. There’s nothing like taking a half hour to share some hot chocolate with your new roommate to make you forget that you live in a cramped cinderblock box and have to share a bathroom with fifty other people. Find out about all of the different Late Night restaurants in your area! - Most dorms have Late Night programs where the dining halls sell all kinds of food in the evenings for students who are up late studying, procrastinating or hanging out before a party. The food offered changes from place to place. Busey Evans has a great coffee and smoothie bar, baked goods and sweets (get the chocolate covered strawberries!), while ISR sells pizza, burgers and salads. You can get things like bags of chips, sodas and other snacks at pretty much every location. Go check out the different options on a night you

and your roommate are up late studying! Go to the themed dining hall nights together! The dining halls put on special themed meals every month that are always a lot of fun. If you’re living in a house or apartment (this one also works for people living in the dorms): Make a list of all the great restaurants that deliver in Champaign-Urbana! - Check out www.eatcu.com for some ideas. The site isn’t completely comprehensive — there are more restaurants that offer delivery and take out in the area than are listed — but it’s a good start, and it has online menus for all the restaurants that it features. Making a list of your favorite restaurants will make those days when you’ve just got a jar of mustard and a container of yogurt in the fridge easier on you and your roommate. If you like to cook or bake, DO THAT. - There’s nothing better than waking up to someone else having baked something fresh for

you to nibble on. You and your roommate can come to an agreement about them pitching in on the cost of ingredients if they’re not going to help with the cooking. Even better, if you both love to cook, make a weekly tradition of creating some awesome dish together! Food-related bonding is always the best kind of bonding. Develop a tolerance for washing and putting away dishes. - The most important tool in having a good relationship with your new roommate, whether you live in a dorm, apartment, or house, is to set aside time to hang out. Make a date once a week to have coffee with your roommate at the local coffeehouse, or order in (from one of the restaurants with delivery that you conveniently made a list of!) and watch obscene amounts of television. It makes it a lot harder to commit to planning someone’s demise when you know you’re going to be having Thai food and a Buffy marathon with them that weekend. buzz

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Festival of the gods An all-day house show! by Dan Durley

ouse shows are a great indicator of the health of any local music scene. Ordinary folks sacrificing their homes for great live music: what’s more DIY than that? Although the number of CU house shows has decreased in recent years, former buzz music editor Adam Barnett is kicking the semester off with a DIY bang with a huge house show Saturday, August 25. 12 bands will play throughout the day, making this house show a festival of sorts. Barnett has even dubbed the show “Festival of the Gods,” named after Barnett’s residence: “God’s House.” Pat Bright Cat Fight will kick off the afternoon off at 1:00 pm, while New Jersey chiptune band Bubblegum Octopus will close out the day with their set at 7:30. A wide assortment of bands will play between Pat Bright Cat Fight and Bubblegum Octopus, including Barnett’s own band, I am God. I am God will bring their own brand of 8-bit experimental music to Festival of the Gods at 6:45 before Bubblegum Octopus. There will be more than just electronic bands playing Festival of the Gods though, as rock bands take up the middle portion of the afternoon. Hardcore

punks Gas Up Yr Hearse! play at 2, followed by local surf-punks Kowabunga! Kid at 2:20. Local indie rock band The 92s play at 3:00, followed by Springfield emo-rockers Foxtail at 3:30. Arguably the most anticipated set comes from local favorites Easter at 4:30. Easter will be playing a full-band set, which is sure to energize the entire house. Even though the band has only released one EP — 2011’s Demonstration — live performances from the band are always welcome. Thrash Kittens, Gay for Cats, shoe-gazers Shy Guy Says and Sons of the West round out the line-up of Festival of the Gods. Sons of the West are a bluesy rock band from Chicago, a welcome addition to the festival. Promising more than just music, Adam is asking that people bring some sort of food dish so the festival can double as a potluck feast. Festival of the Gods starts at 1 p.m. this Saturday, August 25. The show costs five dollars to help the touring bands. “God’s House” is located at 203 N Coler. Parking is limited. If anyone has any questions about the show, more information can be found on the Facebook event page by searching for “Festival of the Gods.”

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Kowabunga! Kid will be performing at Festival of the Gods.

Nate Kinsella brings Birthmark back to Champaign-Urbana

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ate Kinsella spent five years living in Champaign-Urbana, the longest period of time that he has lived in one place in his adult life. The multiinstrumentalist, singer and songwriter has since moved on to the city lights of New York, but that does not mean he has forgotten about us here. He returns to play a show at Mike ‘N’ Molly’s as Birthmark this Thursday. “I still have a very special place in my heart for Champaign-Urbana,” said Kinsella, “I’m really looking forward to [the show]; I do miss it a lot.” Birthmark is touring on the 2012 album, Antibodies, which continues the project’s experimental nature. The album was Kickstarter-funded, which gave Kinsella the opportunity to record it in three months, as opposed to dragging out the recording process while working other jobs to fund it. “Having all the funding for it, the whole project up front, really changed [the writing and recording process] because the last album (The Layer, 2007) that I did before this one, I spent like three years on and I would come up with ideas of, like, what to do in the studio,” said Kinsella. “So I would book a studio, and I would have to work and save up the money for like a month, and then I would go to the studio and I would forget why I had gone there.” If the name Kinsella rings a bell, that is because you know Nate from Joan of Arc, or perhaps Make Believe, bands in which he has previously played with cousins Tim and Mike Kinsella. Birthmark, however, is Nate Kinsella’s own creation, and so it is crucial for him to be able to record on a whim, which he did

for Antibodies, relying on friends to step in and play various instruments. “I played in a wind ensemble at Parkland [College], and I found a woman there that plays in the ensemble named Sandy Ivy, and she plays flute and clarinet and oboe,” said Kinsella, “She plays everything!” Kinsella invited Ivy over to record, and did the same with another Parkland ensemble member, bass clarinet player Mark Taylor. Friends from Chicago play strings on the record. Kinsella does everything besides wind and strings. “It’s very openended,” he said. Friends also assisted Kinsella in making a music video for the last track on Antibodies, entitled “Big Man.” “It’s a nice song, and all my friends really liked that one,” said Kinsella. Some of those friends are featured in the video, as the wild backing band to Kinsella’s slow, relaxed execution of the song. “They play in this amazing, like, prog-glam-rock band in New York called Triple Cobra,” he said. “They’re amazing live.” Triple Cobra will not be playing Mike ‘N’ Molly’s this Thursday, but Birthmark, including Kinsella and some other musicians who helped him record his latest album, will be. It is bound to be a night of quality music in Champaign-Urbana, which, according to Kinsella, is “a really great, great place to be.” Opening for Birthmark will be Easter, followed by Evil Tents, so head to Mike ‘N’ Molly’s Thursday for what looks to be a great show from 10 p.m. until closing time.

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Bloc party - FOUR

by Tyler Durgan

★★★✩✩

magine your world-renowned, Brit-pop band has just reunited after a three-year hiatus and you’ve been recording and prepping your fourth studio album. The hype is building, and it’s time to pick a title. You’ve got the entire English language at your disposal, and after hours, or even days of debate and consideration, it finally comes to you: “Four.” That’s how I imagined the guys of Bloc Party arriving at the accurate title of their fourth studio album, Four. I scoffed: “Seriously, guys? That’s the best you could come up with?” But as I took in the release’s 12 standard tracks, I started to realize that perhaps Four is a more apt moniker than I originally gave it credit. As the tracks revealed their own diversity and individuality, I began to appreciate the ambiguity of Bloc Party’s sound on the record and the parallel ambiguity of the word “four” — after all, in the entire English language, is there a more ambiguous word than “four,” particularly if you take into account the various homonyms and puns? The record kicks off with a jolt, as the math-fuzz anthem “So He Begins To Lie” shakes listeners awake. The aggressive, syncopated dialogue between the bass and drum is blanketed by vocalist Kele Okereke’s soaring observation: “the camera’s

watching — he takes a breath,” but suddenly it all collapses to release the behemoth chorus. The anxiety of Okereke’s “it grows and grows and grows inside of him” swells beyond capacity and just as quickly as it arrived, the chorus departs to give way to the return of the verse. The song continues in a similar manner for its short, three and a half minute duration. Yet its ricocheting melodies and undertones are surprisingly indicative of the rest of the mood on Four. The experience of listening straight through Four’s 43-minute duration is not your typical album-immersing experience. Bloc Party crafts an exciting, involved experience that careens all over the musical spectrum that is popular alternative music in the last decade. Post-punk is alive and well on tracks like the industrious “Kettling” or the frenzied “We Are Not Good People.” Yet these more aggressive tracks are close among softer cuts like “Day Four,” “Real Talk” and “The Healing.” When the final notes ring out, it comes as a surprise that three quarters of an hour have passed, as with Four, Bloc Party have certainly crafted a fresh, engaging effort that entertains and appeals just as good music should.

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yeasayer - FRAGRANT WORLD

by Tyler Durgan

★✩✩✩✩

ost bands, or the popular and successful ones at least, develop stronger abilities and talents as they age and progress together. As the individual members get to know each other’s strengths and weaknesses, they tend to learn to work this knowledge to their advantage and theoretically make increasingly more interesting music. Thus, each release should harbor some new angle or slight tweak to simultaneously appeal to old fans as well as new listeners: a gradual arc of self-refinement and honing. Nearly all successful bands progress in this fashion. Yeasayer apparently refuses to comply. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t doubt that the guys in Yeasayer are talented, passionate musicians. It’s just that they seem perfectly content to make the same record over, and over, and over again. It’s as if they turned to each other after the success of their 2007 debut All Hour Cymbals and said “Hey, that was a blast! And people like it! Why not do the exact same thing?” and so spawned the even more widely popular Odd Blood. And the formula worked: who doesn’t love massive psychedelic pop hits like “Madder Red” or “Ambling Alp”? So you really can’t blame them for assuming the same thing would work for a third go.

That’s how we’ve arrived at the latest effort from the Brooklynbased five-piece, Fragrant World. Among the eleven new tracks from the band, you’ll hear the same old synth riffing, the same old swelling bass, the same old cascading percussion, the same old arching choruses, and the same old Yeasayer you’re already familiar with. Granted, plenty of great, history-making albums have come from bands repeating their own tried-and-true formulas. However, what made Yeasayer so exciting in the past was their knack for writing great pop hooks — Odd Blood was particularly successful at this, perhaps due to frontman Chris Keating’s honesty concerning the album’s intentions to “challenge Rihanna in the clubs” and “dialogue with some of the music pop stars make.” Unfortunately, Fragrant World bears no incredibly catchy tracks to carry it. There is no equivalent to “O.N.E.” or “2080” on Fragrant World, and that is its downfall. Proving you can still do what you’ve done before is like being held back a grade — the same dumb shit, just more boring — and no one is impressed.

Photo used with permission from Yeasayer

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buz z ’s WEEK AHEAD TASTE OF NEVADA Sunday, August 26, 4 p.m. the 1200 W. block of Nevada Street Hosted by I-Celebrate and with representatives from the campus’s cultural houses La Casa Cultural Latina, the African American Cultural Center, the Native American House, the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Resource Center, The Asian American Cultural Center and others Each year, I-Celebrate’s Taste of Nevada in Urbana follows U of I’s annual quad day in welcoming students to campus. The Taste of Nevada offers a view into the various cultural centers at the university by showcasing unique cuisine from around the world. Incoming as well as returning students will have a chance to talk to students and directors representing the cultural houses on campus regarding their numerous upcoming events going on throughout the school year. While the grub is free and open to all, music performances will be taking place on the street stage throughout the afternoon. Expect dancing and good vibes to be rampant throughout this annual block party. The cultural centers on campus are amazing benefactors in promoting the diversity of the Illinois campus. The Taste of Nevada is an excellent way to broaden horizons and learn about what each one has to offer. — Auffy Birjandi, Food & Drink writer

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Listen up, ladies, because does Expo Diva have a treat for you this Sunday! They know you love nothing more than shopping, so they went ahead and organized a shopping extravaganza for you! This organization is great because they “help you promote your small/home based business.” Sounds harmless enough. And, hey, it’s geared toward women! Expo Diva is trying to promote female business owners and look after their best interests! Well, their interests in perpetuating sexist gender roles maybe, because having the keen insight to women’s minds that Expo Diva has, they can even predict that these women will want to sell Avon products, Tupperware, Pampered Chef kitchenware, lingerie, scrapbooking items and other similar supplies. You’ll never feel more like a diva than when you perfectly fit into society’s mold for what a woman should be like! It’s a shame the organizers dropped the ball so badly on this one. Did they even think to mention how much of a hit a jewelry display would be? What about some complimentary chocolate that we all know women adore so much? Here’s a better idea for how you can spend your Sunday, women of C-U: Skip this demeaning display of out-of-touch thinking and write letters to your congressmen (and women!) demanding an end to the ongoing attack on women’s rights. —Thomas Thoren, Community Editor

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Digital / Print Production Manager Illini Media, the parent company of The Daily Illini, WPGU, the Illio and buzz Magazine is seeking a Digital/Print Production Manager. You will be responsible for creating the digital architecture to bring a traditional media company up-to-date with a fast-evolving group of readers and listeners. Working with a student production and creative staff, you will evaluate our WordPress websites and content management systems to efficiently deliver news, advertising, social, and radio content to our campus community and beyond. Your team will create mobile apps for iOS and Android platforms in order to reach our mobile audience most effectively. In addition, you will lead a team of student designers in the production of all Illini Media printed products and marketing materials.

Responsibilities: •Hire and lead a team of design and web development students who will assist in the development and maintenance of digital platforms, design and produce print and online advertisements; maintain print and online production schedules and deadlines; •Build a robust workflow in order to deliver content in the most efficient, reliable manner •Work closely with other managers and news staff to create a great experience for our staff and our audience

Requirements: •Minimum 2 years of professional design and web development experience •WordPress proficiency at a PHP code level •Knowledge of Adobe products, particularly InDesign & InCopy, Photoshop, Illustrator, Flash •Self-directed, highly motivated, approachable with excellent communication and leadership skills

Ideally •Experience working with student employees or interns •Deep understanding of content management systems •Experience producing iOS and/or Android mobile apps •Experience in print design and layout is a strong plus •Knowledge of CAKE PHP is a plus

Please submit resume and cover letter along with salary requirements to: jobs@illinimedia.com. Please use subject line “Digital/Print Production Mgr”.

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Sorority? More like conformity!

The Red Report

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by Matt Jones

“Hybrid Cars”--I wouldn’t drive these, though.

Freshman fashion heads up by Johnny Red

ith move-in day here, I’d like to dedicate this column entry to the incoming freshmen. I know exactly how it is to be uncertain about what to pack for school. Just last September I was in your unsuspecting shoes, unaware of the clothing norms at U of I. Let me be the first to spill the beans — during classes, you will find good use of those free shirts you got from registration day. Most students rock the Illinois gear to and from class with added-in cargo pants or jeans. But I urge you to go beyond the norms and try to put forth effort for class. Who knows? That extra effort may pay off when the lecture cutie you’ve been eyeing notices that you’re not a sloppy slag. Hangovers can be a bitch, but that doesn’t mean you have to look like last night’s regret while walking to class. Wear your favorite tanks to class with some nice chinos, which are easy to pick up on the way out, and if you can somehow manage to string together a good color scheme, even better. A good

rule to have is just dress like you were to actually go to an event with friends over the summer. As for the bar scene and the infamous frat parties that shall consume your event calendar, a completely different take is needed. Now let me be the first to say if you wear any Illinois gear to any function on campus, I can guarantee that you will not get in or will have a hard time. So for a few staples for Illinois nightlife, invest in good, dark jeans, Vnecks and if you must, a couple of button-downs. I know you’re thinking, “Well, I already own this stuff, so whatever, I’m good.” FALSE. I’m sure you do own the things I’ve mentioned like most people your age do. But, as you will see within the first week of school, certain brands and styles that many U of I stylish elite wear look better than the clothes from high school. For reference, I have attached a composite to learn from, so get ready for an awesome semester. Best of luck! Johnny Red

Stumped? Find the solutions in the Classifieds pages.

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1 McMuffin ingredients 5 Canterbury title 15 Bunches 16 Little shaver 17 Hybrid pickup with really low visibility? 19 It’s scored on a second roll 20 Torah repositories 21 Seabird that can be “sooty” 22 D.C. United’s org. 24 Minuscule 25 ISP that used to mail free trial discs 28 It may feature a store from a mile away 33 Hybrid car that floats in the ocean? 39 Morales of “NYPD Blue” and “La Bamba” 40 New York city on the Mohawk 41 Depend (on) 42 Hybrid car with a really old sound system? 45 Land speed record holder 46 Pallid 47 Comedian Kennedy 51 She was Dorothy on “The Golden Girls” 53 “Supermodified” DJ ___ Tobin 54 Catch-y item? 58 Trash-talker on daytime TV? 62 Hybrid car that runs a few seconds, then stops, then runs again, then stops again...? 65 Get past the highs and lows

66 “Right Now (Na Na Na)” rapper 67 Classification for comfortable jeans or shirts 68 Salt’s performing partner, in a 1980s hip-hop group

Down 1 “Good ___” (Alton Brown show) 2 Unidentifiable stuff on a cafeteria tray 3 “Saturn Devouring His Son” painter 4 It may be a-brewin’ 5 Legendary Notre Dame coach Parseghian 6 ___-tat-tat 7 Russian ruler, once 8 Pawn 9 Super Mario ___ 10 Company behind Deep Blue and Watson 11 Blue-gray shade 12 Tony-winning actress Uta ___ 13 Junkyard emanations 14 Flower once a national emblem of China 18 Where many fans watch football games 23 Heaps, as in loving or missing someone 24 College URL ender 25 Banda ___ (city devastated by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami) 26 Pretentious phrase of emphasis

27 Meat market specification 29 “Stretch Limousine on Fire” folk rocker ___ Curtis 30 Word repeated in Duran Duran’s “Rio” 31 Permissible 32 1981 Genesis album that’s also a rhyme scheme 34 Kid-___ (G-rated movies) 35 Hockey legend Bobby 36 Yelp of sudden pain 37 Jazz legend Fitzgerald 38 Actress Cannon 43 It may be worth one in the hand 44 “Street-smart kid moves to Newport Beach” FOX series 47 Bad guy in “Aladdin” 48 “Bust ___” (hit for Young MC) 49 Spongy-looking mushroom variety 50 Hindu god of war 52 Musician’s rights gp. 54 Buster Brown’s dog 55 Netflix founder Hastings 56 Since 57 Watermelon seed spitting noise 59 “Motorcade of Generosity” band 60 Perched upon 61 “Mazes and Monsters” novelist Jaffe 63 Get the picture across? 64 MCI competitor, way back when

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QUESTIONABLE ADVICE

Send your questions to buzz@illinimedia.com

Q: Dear Mr. E, I have a messy roommate who leaves her stuff all over the place. How do I tell her Q: Dear Mr. E, I don’t know how I feel about Curiosity landing on Mars. Part of me thinks it’s really cool that I want her to pick up after herself in a non-confrontational way? —Roomie in a Rut

Music Maniac, You’ve gotta keep it real with your roommates. First things first: Call a house meeting and do your best to come to an agreement on chores, bills, etc. These things don’t take care of themselves, and your roommate could just need someone with initiative to set her on the right path. Be sure to set a good example by doing all of your chores when necessary. Whatever you do, don’t be a pushover. If you feel you are being taken advantage of, confrontation could be the only solution. You don’t have to be a dick about it — just make sure your roommate realizes that she IS being one. Otherwise, you’ll wind up living with a food-stealing, mess-making parasite that treats you like a maid.

that now we’ll know about Mars, and another part of me thinks it’s stupid. What do I say when people inevitably bring it up? —Undecided Undecided, As a student living on campus, it can be easy to ignore what’s going on in the world. This behavior, a side effect of dwelling within the “campus bubble,” should be embraced. Campus is a perfect little world where nothing bad ever happens and world events don’t matter — why waste your time fretting over foreign wars and global economic crises? I didn’t even know that we made it to Mars before I read your question, but hey, good for us! The state of world affairs is ever-changing, and keeping up with it can turn into a full-time hobby. Isn’t your time better spent having fun than worrying about things that don’t affect you and may not even be relevant when you graduate? Remember — no news is good news. But back to your question — if someone brings up the Mars landing, tell that nerd to quit killing your buzz.

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