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ON THE217.COM COMMUNITY I have a dog; her name is Gracie. She’s very cute, but hard to take care of. That’s why I read “Species Speak!” every week. You should too! Your pets will thank you with copious licks and cuddles. Check it out this Friday.

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EDITOR’S NOTE BRAD THORP

Its here, its here! October is finally upon us, and, so far, is living up to all the expectation I put into this month. I look forward to October each year for many reasons, and am happy that it is finally here. Honestly, I don’t think it could have come at a better time! The weather is beautiful, and I love being able to sit outside, feel the warm sun and smell the falling leaves. It’s a very comforting atmosphere, and I’m soaking it all in. I am not a huge Halloween fan, but I do love horror movies. October meets me right where I am and brings me an entire month of television packed with great movies! There are marathons, themed nights and I am guaranteed to find some horror movie scheduled on any given night. After a long day, there are few things better than coming home, settling in with a hot beverage and watching some terrible acting and predictable plots. It’s the best! Along with horror movies, I am always so encouraged to start cooking when October comes around. Cooking and baking are two of my favorite things to do, both of which, for whatever reason, seem to fall out of my schedule during the summer months. But this time of year comes around, and I’m so inspired! I’m not entirely certain why — maybe it’s the change in ingredients or change in taste expectation, but I am always re-energized to start cooking. I might just be drawn to the flavors of fall, but I am ready to roll up my sleeves and start making delicious treats again. This month also does wonders for me musically. Again, I can’t quite explain, but I honestly feel that music sounds better after the summer months. It may be just a change in style, moving past “summer fun” music onto more “substantial” music, but I pay much more attention to the music coming out during this season, and think it is just better. I think fall is just designed for listening to music. Everything seems more ... significant. I welcome this feeling each and every year. But we are already a week into this thing! Everybody, quick! Queue up a playlist, put some brownies in the oven and bring your favorite horror movie. We’ve only got 24 days to take advantage of the month!

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“Emerge from your underground and gather around the firelight shadows of fanciful iron butterflies, metallic moths, brass bees…” reads the MegAmoreFix website. On Sunday, Oct. 10, artists from around the CU community will gather at One Main Plaza in Champaign for a unique performance art event. Anyone is encouraged to participate in the MegAmoreFix parade. Artists will create costumes designed to look like various bugs from non-flammable, recyclable materials. The insects costumes include bees, dragonflies, moths, butterflies and many more. During the parade through downtown Champaign, fire spinners, jugglers, dancers and other performers will join the “bugs” in the streets. After the parade, DJ Belly will be spinning some new tracks at Café Luna. “Anyone may be a part of MegAmoreFix. We welcome and respect everyone. No prerequisites exist for participation in the parade,” reads the website. The event organizers want to stress the collaborative, creative aspect: “We strive to produce, promote and protect social networks, public spaces, works of art and methods of communication that support such interaction.” If you don’t want to participate in a strange bug parade that’s alright, too. You can watch the spectacle in the Champaign streets on Oct. 10 and enjoy a healthy dose of eccentric creativity. For more information on MegAmoreFix, visit www.megamorefix.com.

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» Fall: Is there anything better than fall? I mean, really? The trees are changing color. The stifling summer heat has moved on. Plus, there are mugs of hot cider and caramel apples to be had. Can it be like this all year round? » Mastering a new recipe: When I was in high school, I worked as a waitress in an 1860 house that had been turned into a tea room. It was a great job, largely in part to the selection of tea and mouth-watering food that came out of the kitchen. It’s taken three years and multiple tries, but I think I have finally figured out that pastry recipe. » Turning off the air: As previously stated, fall has a large number of benefits, turning off the air and opening up the windows being one of them. Not only am I grateful for the fresh air, but I am also grateful for the break in the electric bill. Yes, I’m thinking of all the money I’ll save. Oh, Look at that coat!

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GRIPES » The little squid boy who couldn’t fit in: Little squid boy! You won’t find a friend! Your head is too big and your heart is too small! Why don’t you just flounder back to the ocean where you belong? » The old man who collects women’s teeth: No, old man! You can’t have those! They belong to all of the wives and daughters who need to chew! » Horses that dress like donkeys: Those impostors! They put on fake ears and fake buck teeth and yell about onions all day! I can’t get any sleep, horses! You’re not fooling anyone!

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SCARES, SPOOKS AND THE DERANGED PSYCHE OF A 19-YEAR-OLD BOY The Haunted Dungeon returns to Rantoul by Rachel Musnicki

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t’s the beginning of October, which means that Halloween season is officially upon us. As the leaves begin to change, the skies begin to darken and the temperature drops, haunted houses around campus are gearing up for another season of “spooking.” The Haunted Dungeon in Rantoul is no exception, and this year it promises to be even scarier than in years past. The Haunted Dungeon was started 13 years ago in the basement of The Aquarium Pet Shop. The small basement is dank, damp and spooky — absolutely the perfect place for a haunted house. While the basement is small, it is still a terrifying place full of mystery and the promise of the supernatural. The unusual basement is home to an old tombstone from 1853 that has been there as long as anyone can remember. Even Greg Lavender, one of the men in charge of the haunted house, is wary of the tombstone. “I think someone moved it once, but I’ll never touch it,” said Lavender. The Haunted Dungeon will run a little differently this year. Thanks to a tremendous creative staff, the basement has undergone drastic changes and scary new renovations. Rooms have been readjusted, which will make things move a lot more smoothly. Lavender is thrilled with the

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changes and assures students that it will be a whole new experience. “Even if you’ve been here before, you won’t know where you are after the first room,” he said. This year, the haunted house is titled “David Cloyd’s Demented Dreams.” It has been themed around the short life of the troubled young man. According to the story, David Cloyd was a very strange and disturbed child. His prominent parents were both ashamed and afraid of him, and they were unable to handle the boy. He was eventually banished to the basement of his house, where he spent the rest of his life. After his “exile,” his parents claimed to hear terrifying noises from the basement. They would hear horrifying screams and loud noises, but they were never able to determine the source. David lived trapped in the basement of his own home until he died of mysterious causes at the age of 19 in the fall of 1853. Twelve years later, his parents were found brutally murdered in their home; the murder was never solved. The Haunted Dungeon is located in the very basement that the troubled and tormented David Cloyd was kept. Its sinister, gruesome past only adds to the haunted house’s appeal, and makes the basement seem even creepier — if that’s possible! Even some

of the employees have noticed some supernatural happenings that they simply cannot explain. “A couple of nights ago we were down there working and it sounded like someone was walking around in high heels, but no one was there. We got out of there pretty quick,” Lavender said. Stories like these only add to the allure of the Haunted Dungeon. The Dungeon is compromised of a series of rooms that patrons are guided through. Some of the things viewers can expect — a terrifying basement, a gruesome bathtub scene, a bloody chop shop, a maniacal clown and, of course, Michael Myers. Lavender promises that there will be many other scary surprises for viewers. Different characters, including the Grim Reaper, will roam throughout the dungeon, hoping to terrify the visitors trying to make their way through. There will also be a prison cell that is sure to scare even the bravest of patrons. Sophomore Alissa Golden is especially excited for the opening of the revamped Haunted Dungeon. “I love haunted houses, and this will be my first one in the area. I’ve heard this haunted house is terrifying, so I’m excited!” she said. “It sounds like some weird family story gone horribly wrong.” Golden is working to organize a group of her sorority sisters to go to the Haunted Dungeon

together. Lavender says the haunted house is a great place for large groups to go. The Haunted Dungeon, located at 128 E. Sangamon Ave. in Rantoul, will open its doors to the public on Saturday, Oct. 9. After the much anticipated opening weekend, the house will be open weekends until Halloween night. Tickets are $8, though there are discounted group rates. Visit www.rantoulhaunteddungeon.com for more details. Opening weekend is sure to be quite the spectacle. “I guarantee I’ll be screaming the whole time, but the whole point of Halloween is to be scared!” says Golden. Chances are she won’t be the only student that leaves a little spooked.

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Mark Ronson and the Business Intl

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Record Collection

The retro soul king Mark Ronson has once again invented himself on his third collaborative album, Record Collection. Although many people may not recognize his name, they will undoubtedly be familiar with his resume. Starting as a hip-hop DJ in the mid-’90s, Ronson associated with such artists as Jay-Z, Kanye West and Rhymefest. The 2000s saw Ronson move over to the production side of recording. Here he became internationally known as the man behind Amy Winehouse and the soul revival. Yet in order to avoid self-parody, Ronson switches it up on Record Collection, going towards the synth-driven new wave sound of the ‘80s, hence the appearances from Boy George and Duran Duran’s Simon Le Bon. Similarly with past efforts, Record Collection boasts an impressive lineup, including QTip, Ghostface Killah, D’Angelo, Spank Rock, up-and-coming artist MNDR and Phantom Planet’s Alex Greewald. Yet, while all of Mark Ronson’s albums have been collaborative efforts, Record Collection is the first to feel as if there is a common bond between all of the artists. They all feel as if they are in the Business Intl, not just appearing on a Mark Ronson album. There are also some pretty stellar tracks on this disc such as the “Bang Bang Bang” (featuring Q-Tip), “Somebody to Love” (featuring Boy George) and the title track (featuring Simon Le Bon). It is apparent that Mark Ronson has perfected his formula, and I personally cannot wait until he switches it up yet again for his next album. — Adam Thies

ARTIST:

Blonde Redhead

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Penny Sparkle

Penny Sparkle, released on Sept. 14, takes that mysteriously Baroque pop/no-wave sound readily identifiable as Blonde Redhead and fuses it with the super synthed-up, electro drum timbres of many ‘80s songs. While most songs maintain those highly stylized and haunting vocal melodies Kazu Makino and Amedeo Pace express so beautifully, it’s relatively difficult to appreciate them over the droning of pointless FM synths and excessively corny electronic drums, an unintentional allusion to Toto’s “Africa.” But, even as ‘80s tunes, some of these songs tickle my blonde-red musical taste-buds. “My Plants Are Dead” culminates into an excitingly dark, but upbeat, anthem of a lonely lover filled with obscure harmonies and layer upon layer of ambient dream-like expression. The closing track, “Spain,” also maintains those eerie harmonies and impassioned drive that evoke the same chills that Misery is a Butterfly sent through listeners back in 2004. Although Blonde Redhead decided to digitize their music a bit more, allowing for the comparison between them and Enya, the album itself makes for a good sleepy-time/meditation album, if nothing more than a source for some interesting playlist ornaments. — Adam Barnett

ARTIST:

Deerhunter

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Halcyon Digest

Released on Sept. 28 of this year, Deerhunter’s fourth studio album, Halcyon Digest, has already gained both critical and popular acclaim. The album is a look into chief songwriter Brandord Cox’s past, to which both the lyrics and music contribute. The songs range from ‘60s pop to rough psychedelia with my favorite track, “Memory Boy,” being one of the former. Even though it is a trip through Cox’s memories, it is not hard for the listener to feel nostalgia throughout. Deerhunter has taken the music of the past 50 years and made it their own. Halcyon Digest definitely feels like a Deerhunter album, however it is not like anything we have heard from them before. With Cox looking back upon his own life, he has managed to tap into our collective personal and musical histories. With such a relatable album that still stands apart from much of music that is being released right now, Deerhunter have created yet another album that I will be listening to for years to come. — Dylan Sutcliff

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It’s been over a decade since I learned to play the cello, so music is as much a part of my life as writing or reading. It begins in fourth grade with a single choice: what musical instrument should I play? Many students pick their instrument and begin their journey to learning the language of music, but almost none of them would imagine going that road alone. Next to every young student is a music teacher or, at times, several, who seek to empower their pupils. This is no different in the Champaign-Urbana community, which is fortunate to have a rich, diverse musical scene with highly trained and seasoned musicians amongst its ranks. The process of learning a musical instrument in the public schools is an effort to lay the fundamentals early. Since he began teaching, Dr. Rodney Mueller, orchestra teacher at Robeson Elementary School, Jefferson Middle School and Centennial High School, has stressed one motto: “Play better today than yesterday; play better tomorrow than today.” To follow this motto, Mueller has fundamentals set from the beginning. “I try to focus early on reading [music], posture, position, intonation, tone ... these steps are very important to get early.” In class periods little under an hour several times a week, Dr. Mueller teaches dozens of students in three different schools, going to and from

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each in a day. When he can, Dr. Mueller has private lessons with students. To receive more one-on-one attention, students are led to private instructors in the area. An orchestra student’s journey is by no means limited to the school, as private lesson teachers can attest. After having previously taught at several universities, Emmy award winner and Champaign-Urbana Symphony Orchestra principal cellist Barbara Hedlund has begun privately teaching area cello players from her in-home studio, Cellobration Studios. For Hedlund, “Private lessons are more open. Some students are orchestra focused, some are solo focused.” In private lessons, students can move into new areas for themselves that a larger class simply wouldn’t have the time for, such as music theory or compositions of their own choosing. Hedlund finds that today more than ever, “There’s so much more teaching material open to you now ... students are more adept at an earlier age, they come with compositions. Before it wasn’t easy to have sheet music on hand.” The same holds true for Mueller as well: “Learning a new instrument is like a three-legged stool. You’ve got the student and teacher as two legs, but the rest of the support comes from home. Without the third leg, it falls apart.” And this is clear from the amount of students retained in orchestra classes between fourth and fifth grade. Normally, Mueller is lucky to keep a handful of students between those grades, much less all the way through high school graduation; fortunately, recent years have shown a reversal of this trend. The future of orchestra programs at elementary schools, though, is uncertain. “We faced a budget cut last year, and fourth and fifth grade orchestra programs were looked at, but the community voiced their opinions and we’re still around,” said Mueller. At Cellobration Studios, Hedlund has found herself for the first time without students. “It’s a combination of the economy, people watching their money. I really embrace my nickname, ‘Gig Mom,’ now.” Mrs. Hedlund now focuses on her work as a musical contractor, amongst many musical titles, but hopes in the future that students will return. Student by student, orchestra teachers impart a love for music so that, at the very least, students are aware of the wide diversity of musical events available, and to not take them for granted. As the time goes on, the student learns this was the least of the teacher’s gifts.

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The Growth of Indie

by Dylan Sutcliff

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et’s all be honest with each other, I am a very obvious follower of indie music. This shouldn’t be a shock to too many people; with one look in my general direction you’ll see an indie band shirt, jeans, thick-framed glasses (prescription!) and a general relaxed attitude with chances of pretentiousness. I’m by no means alone. The “hipster” movement has been discussed over and over in both popular media and counter-counter-alt-culture; but that’s not what I’m going to talk about.

There seems to be another movement going through popular media — that’s right, not alternative culture, not counter-counter-counter culture, but popular culture. Over the past few years, indie music has been slowly creeping to the forefront of popularity and it seems to be growing every day. Before I go into my spiel, I’d like to acknowledge the fact that indie music cannot be defined. There have been many debates in what it used to be, when it changed and what it is now, and in my opinion the whole debate is an argument in futility. All of the bands I am about to mention are very different from one another, so for the sake of argument I am going to refer to this as a vast movement that transcends the indie argument; this analysis is for those artists who were once considered indie, and perhaps popularity has redefined their genre, but it doesn’t matter. It cannot be denied that a gradual change has happened in terms of popular music, and who knows what people will someday call it, but for now I will refer to these bands as indie or independent. I became wholly aware of the change in January when Vampire Weekend’s album Contra hit number one in it’s first week of release. This obviously wasn’t the first time that an indie artist cracked the top 40, but it was a very important release. Only 12 independently distributed albums (bands

not signed to major labels, i.e. Warner, Sony, EMI) have achieved number one status since 1991. In August, Arcade Fire dropped The Suburbs, which debuted at number one and is still in the top 40 after eight weeks. Sporadically throughout 2010, other indie bands have been here and there in the top 40. With Mumford & Sons peaking at #16, LCD Soundsystem at #10, Ray LaMontagne at #3 and The Black Keys at #3, there is no denying the increase in popularity of these artists. It must also be acknowledged that many of these bands get most of their fans through illegal downloading, which is probably how their fame began. It is beyond my influence to say how many albums independent artists would sell without the existence of illegal downloading, however I don’t think it’s too difficult to say that things would be very different. But what does this mean? In the past, a shift in popular music sales and trends has been a cause and effect; in the early ‘90s the people were tired of big hair, loud bands and Sinead O’Connor so Nirvana and grunge reacted to that; in the early 2000s bands like The Strokes brought rock ‘n’ roll back to the forefront when dreamy teen groups like N*SYNC and Britney Spears became tiring. So has the public lost their interest in auto-tune and backbeats that can only be called shitty elec-

tronica? Are people looking for an alternative option that offers deeper themes than Justin Beiber’s “Baby?” It is of my opinion that the general population has become tired of spoon-fed hooks and lyrics and they are searching for something with more substance, and the independent scene fits this perfectly. With some obvious exceptions (i.e. The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie), in the past independent music has only had a very loyal niche following, but with new bands such as Mumford & Sons and the progression in popularity of bands such as Arcade Fire and Spoon over the years, is rock music making a rebirth in popular media? It’s possible. However, this must also be taken with a grain of salt. While there has been a noticeable rise in commercial success for independent musicians, it still does not rival that of Lady Gaga or the tween idols in the slightest, nor will they ever replace them. The popularity of independent artists may be on an incline, but I don’t believe there is near enough evidence to suggest that they will soon own the airwaves. The best anyone can hope for is for the major labels to take notice and hopefully put more funding into bands that don’t fit the pop mucisian norm, but instead invest in bands that have longevity as opposed to a platinum record and then are never heard of again.

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The movie is told through two different lawsuits that Zuckerberg is facing at the time, the lawsuit with Saverin and a lawsuit with the Winklevoss twins who are suing him for stealing intellectual property. It’s an interesting way to tell the story because it provides reliable narration throughout the entire ďŹ lm. However, using these lawsuits as a structural frame makes it seem, at times, that the ďŹ lm is trying to explain away or debunk some of the myths surrounding the website. It is important to remember that much of this ďŹ lm is dramatized. I’ve never met anyone who really likes Jesse Eisenberg as an actor. He has a smug look, but a smug look works perfectly in this ďŹ lm. Eisenberg does a great job pulling off the asshole attitude of Zuckerberg, who people seem to not like for essentially making privacy a relic of the past. Justin Timberlake’s performance as Sean Parker, cofounder of Napster, works as perfectly as you’d imagine. With that being said, the ďŹ nal verdict will come in on Timberlake as an actor when we hear him as Boo-Boo in Yogi Bear 3D. In the end, this is a ďŹ lm about the most prominent rise of social media in our society, and while many think Zuckerberg an asshole, this ďŹ lm will have you wondering, “Is he really an asshole or just a socially inept computer genius that got in way over his head?â€?

The COOLEST news I heard this week: by Matt Carey Since I’m currently a student here, it’s obvious that I was far too young to watch Saturday Night Live from the very beginning, but when the DVDs of the ďŹ rst ďŹ ve seasons came out, I watched them obsessively. Sure, some of the episodes are disappointing, but it is still interesting to watch immensely talented performers try desperately to get laughs from crappy material. Plus, not every skit is going to be a gem; the writers room back then was basically a drug den. While the ‘70s episodes are fun, I have longed to see full episodes from the late ‘80s and early ‘90s. I’ve exhausted Hulu for skits from the era, and I’ve become despondent. Once again, Netix has saved the day after signing a deal with NBC to put episodes from every season of Saturday Night Live on Instant Play. This news has me uncontrollably excited. I can watch The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton! Mr. Subliminal! Massive Headwound Harry! It will be like when I would watch Comedy Central for ďŹ ve hours straight because they played marathons of old episodes.

Saturday Night Live on Netix The massive scale of this news is still throwing me. Every season. The Eddie Murphy years where the rest of the cast was so awful that Joe Piscopo seemed like a comedic prodigy. Norm MacDonald’s Weekend Update skits, where Frank Stallone ďŹ nally got his much deserved comeuppance. Phil Hartman, my vote for greatest cast member ever, appearing in nearly every single sketch of the night. The possibilities for entertainment are endless. What will become of me now? I have a feeling I’m going to spend weeks of my life staring blankly at old episodes, hypnotized by the fact that I have so many hours of sketch comedy in my sweaty, peanut butter-stained hands. Eventually I’ll have to kick the habit, but I’m genuinely terriďŹ ed that old Saturday Night Live will be forever trapped in the annals of my mind, coming out at inopportune moments. After the priest pronounces us man and wife on my wedding day, I’ll involuntarily scream, “NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE!â€? The divorce proceedings will begin the following day.

Although, in my opinion, it’s only the second best story involving a race of people being exterminated in Europe with Ralph Fiennes (aka He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named) playing the bad guy, Schindler’s List did receive seven Academy Awards, including Best Picture. I guess that almost puts it on equal footing with Harry Potter. Barely. Steven Spielberg’s ďŹ lm follows Oskar Schindler as he tries to save as many Jewish people from persecution as possible during the Holocaust by adding them to a list of workers that he needs at his factory. The imagery in this ďŹ lm is profound, particularly the little girl in the red coat.

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Jamie Foxx won a much-deserved Academy Award for his turn as Ray Charles, the blind R & B singer and pianist. Evidently Charles’ afiction didn’t prevent him from developing the same addictions (sex and drugs) as many other star performers. Most amazing is Foxx’s ability to sound and move exactly like Charles. The best part about Foxx being able to sound exactly like Ray Charles? “Gold Digger.â€? The 2005 collaboration with Kanye West hit number one on the charts, and I still love crooning my best impersonation of Jamie Foxx impersonating Ray Charles when the DJ bumps it while I’m bustin’ a move at Joe’s.

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Al Pacino won his ďŹ rst Golden Globe as Frank Serpico. The ďŹ lm follows the life of the titular New York policeman who offered to go undercover so he could expose the other cops on the force who were taking bribes and had connections to the maďŹ a. Of course, this leads to his coworkers ostracizing and threatening him. Directed by Sidney Lumet,this isn’t a ashy movie, but with such a great story, it doesn’t need to be.

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Youth Literature Festival hopes to bring reading to the masses

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Education, will be premiering her book at the festival as a featured author and said being part of such an esteemed group is an honor. “I’m amazed by all the other authors,â€? said Forber-Pratt. “I think there’s a really good mix of types of literature and types of people, and that should make it an outstanding event.â€? Hopefully, there will be something that entices everyone to pick up a book as O’Brien stressed the importance of the festival’s objective of sustained reading and literacy to later success in students’ lives. O’Brien said she hopes it can be a catalyst to a life of books and achievement. “It’s an opportunity to really spend quality time with the family, yes, but also to encourage reading and literacy and the very things we know make individuals successful later JaNelle Pleasure reads to her son, Ian, at the Champaign Public Library. Photo by Justin Maatubang in life,â€? said O’Brien. “If we can appeal to [children’s] interest in books or graphic novels or music at this ing far and wide. Though that kind of large-scale literature event is point through some of the events we’re hosting, we’re hoping that still but a dream, the aims of the festival this year remain the same: they’ll maintain that interest and that it will impact their ability in pave the way for the next generation of great writers and artists, an school and their success. Successful students become successful ambition O’Brien said we can all get behind. “The end goal is providing children and young adults the oppormembers of society.â€? There are also high hopes for the festival itself: O’Brien said Ka- tunity to really enjoy and see literature and the arts in a way that’s lantzis and the College of Education aspire to position the Youth appealing and might inspire them,â€? said O’Brien. “For anybody who Literature Festival as a yearly gala similar in scope to Ebertfest, has a young child or a young adult in their life, that’s a great way Roger Ebert’s ďŹ lm festival, but with the goal of encouraging read- to spend a Saturday.â€?

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Arts helps to teach about AIDS

by Nancy Shen 597,499 people in the U.S. have died of AIDS. In 2007, about 3,992 American children were infected. Even more shocking, the U.S. numbers don’t come close to those of South Africa. According to Avert.org, an international HIV and AIDS charity, “An estimated 5.7 million people were living with HIV and AIDS in South Africa in 2009, more than in any other country.” With hopes of educating the public, Spurlock Museum will showcase work from South African artists at the Campbell Gallery. “It gives helpful, straightforward information on HIV and AIDS. [The exhibit] helps to remind us of the devastation that HIV/AIDS has caused and continues to cause all over the world [and] gives visitors a background and context for the South African people who are affected by HIV/AIDS,” said Spurlock’s assistant director of education, Kim Sheahan. “[It] is a celebration of the beauty and importance of the traditional arts, both as arts and as a means of creating social awareness.” The exhibit’s introduction reads, “Throughout the world, art has long been used as a tool for cultural, social and economic change. In South Africa, many educators and activists used performing and visual arts in the successful anti-apartheid movement. Now arts are being used there to educate individuals about the realities of the HIV/AIDS epidemic.” Fortunately, they are also being used here to educate Americans about the epidemic. Of the many pieces on display, the exhibit features a wide range of mediums such as beadwork, doll making, basketry and wirework. These pieces show significant pieces of information concerning why the discussion and treatment of

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Firing up the Kiln Boneyard Pottery classes bring students right into professional studio by Megan Betti

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ottery is one of those things people always say they want to try. Most people never do, wrongly thinking it’s something they can’t afford and don’t have time to learn. Or, most often, it’s something that they often never realize they are able to access. Located on Water Street, just off Springfield in Champaign, Boneyard Pottery is just a short walk from the Illini Terminal. Housed in

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a rather unassuming building, the place can be easy to miss but is a real gem once you know where to look. Once inside Boneyard’s doors, you can explore and purchase the work of three talented professionals while enjoying the environment of a real, working pottery studio. “This is what I wanted to do for a living,” said Michael Schwegmann, founder of Boneyard Pottery, telling himself, “You need to have a studio.” The passion of the artists is obvious in the displayed pieces from the moment you walk through the door. At the same time, the warmth, which is pleasant especially in colder months, radiating from the kiln in the back room assures that this truly is where these masterpieces were created. Even better, it’s an environment that you’re welcome to become a part of. “A lot of people expressed interest, and it raises awareness about what we do here,” said Schwegmann of the classes. “It appeals to a demand [for] pottery lessons I thought we could fill.” While it is reasonable to expect that A pottery student makes bowls at Boneyard Pottery in downtown Champaign. Photo by Imani Brooks these classes might be held in a sepa-

rate back room, far from where the professionals do their thing, the truth is just the opposite. Students learn the art of pottery side-by-side with a professional instructor and surrounded by skilled work. “I think part of the appeal [of the adult pottery classes] is that you can take classes in an environment where this is done for a living,” said Schwegmann as he was unloading the kiln. Jessica Denhart, a currently enrolled student would certainly agree that this is one of the most attractive aspects of the class. “I like the set-up,” said Denhart. “They have enough wheels for everybody and you can see real professional work around you.” With a price tag of $25 per session — includes your clay, the use of supplies (including wheels), glazes and firings, and personalized instruction — the average strapped college student might be hesitant to give this particular experience a try. However, for about the same price you would pay to go see a movie, get popcorn and a drink, and then grab some dinner after, you could have an artistic experience, not to mention art that could last a lifetime. Patty Lindbloom, one of the three artists who use the studio, was up to her elbows in clay when asked why she wanted to help others learn the craft. “It’s a lot of fun. That’s how I started out. It’s great to have a place where people can learn,” said Lindbloom. “I was really excited using the wheel for the first time, and I like watching people have that experience.”

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Recipient of this Year’s ACE Lifetime Achievement Award

by Ilana Strauss Hidden behind the Midwestern lawns and streets of CU is a taste of the far East, thanks in large part to the efforts of James Bier. Responsible for designing and maintaining the Japanese Gardens at the Japan House in Urbana, Bier is about to win the ACE lifetime achievement award, and it would appear that it is well-deserved. Born in Cleveland, Bier studied geology at Cleveland’s Case Western Reserve before being drafted for the Korean War and spending a year in Japan. Upon returning, he went to graduate school and eventually taught map making right here at UIUC. Now retired, Bier refuses to slow down, spending many days working to keep up the gardens he loves. buzz sat down with Bier to talk about the Japanese Garden and what keeps him young. » buzz: Why did you go to Japan? James Bier: Well, I was sent there by the army. I was drafted at the end of the Korean War. I eventually got to Japan — thank goodness the war ended before I got to Asia — but I was stationed in Tokyo and I did travel a lot with the work I did. And I said, ‘I have to have a house and garden someday that reminds me of this.’ After I came back, going through grad school and then working full time here at the University, after eight years I had enough money to build my own house and garden. » buzz: Are the gardens at your house Japanese too? JB: Oh yes, yes. I have two gardens there. One uses a residential style, sukiya, which is house and garden at a certain period of time in Japanese history. I made my garden not knowing the word sukiyi, not knowing it had a name. » buzz: What are some philosophies about Japanese gardening? JB: The backbones of all Japanese gardens are rocks and how you use rocks. There are some Japanese gardens that have no vegetation in them, just rocks and gravel. The most famous Japanese garden in the world, the Ryoan-ji gardens in Kyoto, has 15 rocks, gravel, little bit of moss… They leave it there, in an area the size of a tennis court,

and that’s all there is to it. What you’re trying to do is create nature in its purest form without real evidence or minor evidence of human involvement, and you like to make it look like it’s been there for hundreds of years. Age is very important. It’s a sign of beauty. Moss on a rock, lichens, weathered wood, all has a feeling of aesthetics to it. Old is beautiful. James Bier poses for a photo at Japan House in Urbana on Sept. 30, 2010. Photo by Peggy Fioretti » buzz: How did you get involved doing the Japan House gardens? JB: I knew the director of the Japan House, Professor Gunji. I’ve geometric shapes, it’s just completely the opposite with Japanese known her for many, many years — from the time she came to [gardens]. They don’t want man in this. Only at a minimum. And America, actually. When the Japan house was being built, I knew that makes it easier in many ways. You can have a certain amount she was going to teach tea ceremony, and you have to have a Japa- of imperfection and it’s acceptable, even desired. A rotting piece of wood somewhere can be attractive. nese tea garden for a tea ceremony. So I made up a plan. » buzz: What do you find most rewarding about gardening? » buzz: How often do you come out to maintain them? JB: Well, obviously the early years of the gardens took a lot of time, JB: Gardening is good athletic activity, I suppose. I get a good and I spent almost 40 hours a week through the summer, but now workout. For me, at my age, it still is very good. I see people my the tea garden is pretty well established. It takes a lot of work to age who can hardly walk around, and I’m hopping from rock to keep everything going, maintain it, make sure everything’s getting rock like a grasshopper. The big satisfaction for me is what I hear enough water. I’ve heard people say Japanese gardens are very high people say who visit here. I see how [the garden] moves people in in maintenance, a lot of work. And, it’s true, it is, but I’ve seen English many ways. They really show great love when they come here. A lot gardens; I’ve seen French gardens that definitely have just as much of times, they don’t know who I am, but they know I’m working here, work as any Japanese garden. The point is: if you want a garden to and they’ll talk to me about how the garden means so much to them. look nice, really look nice, then it has to be maintained. There are I’m overjoyed to hear that. controlled gardens in Europe. That’s the Western point of view: a controlled man controls the garden. With straight hedges and Bier will receive the award at the Canopy Club in Urbana at 5:30 p.m. on Oct. 13. buzz

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International BeerTasting and Chili Cook-off offers something for everyone by Sabrina Santucci

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full exposure If you don’t talk to your kids about porn, who will? It’s nine o’clock, do you know what porn your kids are watching? Pornography is a massive industry — one that many young adults are exposed to before turning 18. In fact, young adults ages 12-17 are the largest consumers of porn on the web. “Doin’ It Well” feels that talking to our kids about sex also means talking to them proactively about porn. But what does that look like? First Exposure

Ross remembers very clearly riding the bus to elementary school with some friends and being shown a torn-out picture of a naked woman from a friend’s dad’s magazine. Specifically, he remembers not really understanding what or where the body part in focus (vulva) was. Research suggests that young adults’ first exposure to pornography is usually around age 11. With the rise of internet porn, the access and availability of sexual images can be both liberating and misleading for children and teens who may not receive much information elsewhere. Porn can provide an unrealistic image about how you should perform during sex, what your or your partners’ bodies might look like, and how two or more people should engage during sex. If you are a parent or caring adult, “Doin’ It Well” has some tips about how to talk to kids about pornography. Just Looking

Men with larger-than-average erections (more than 5-7 inches). Women with gravity-free, double-D breasts. The actors in pornography are employed in part because of their physical characteristics — whether natural or enhanced. First, normalize that seeing naked bodies and sexualized images can be arousing, but remind them that the bodies they see are not representative of most adults or people their age. It’s helpful to point out that the porn industry, like other media, portrays a narrow version of what is “sexy” or attractive, both with body types and sexual behaviors, rather than normalizing a broader view of sexuality. It’s clear that according to mainstream pornography, those outside of a certain norm are to be made fun of and not seriously considered as sexual partners. It may be easiest to say that porn does not celebrate diversity and often promotes certain ways to be sexual, even though not all people find these things sexy or arousing. Performance Anxiety

Pornography also provides some messages about how bodies should perform sexually. Whether multiple orgasms or marathon penetration sessions, pornography may not look like the kinds of sex (solo or partnered) that teens experience — or that they experience later in life. But porn provides that initial message. Ross heard a story about a guy who, while in college, thought that his sexual partner would enjoy it if he ejacu-

lated on her face — a common behavior in mainstream porn. When he did it (without asking) she was shocked and he was embarrassed. You might also let young people know that much of the porn videos they see are sex-negative and represent violence versus mutual sexual pleasure. This also relates to the (lack of) communication in porn. If there is any dialogue, it isn’t focused on understanding what the other person would like, but on playing a role. But for real sex to be pleasurable, partners need open communication with each other. Finally, porn provides little — if any — information on safe, consensual, enjoyable sex. (Explicit use of lube, condoms or communication is the exception.) So, if porn was (and it often is) the most available and thorough source of information about sex for a young adult, we can see how this would challenge their own experiences of their sexuality, self-image and sexual desires. The Talk

When talking to your children about pornography, tell them that you know they will be exposed to sexual images at some point, and that they can always come ask you questions if they see or hear about something they don’t understand. Also tell them that these images are stories that people tell, like on TV, so they aren’t usually real and they are often exaggerated. Remind them that everyone’s bodies look and develop differently, and tell them that their own bodies are natural and normal, too. And finally, provide them with resources where they can learn more. Of course, this should not substitute for other measures that may limit the exposure of children and young adults to pornography (such as internet blocks), nor are we suggesting that porn is healthy. An unfortunate reality, though, is that exposure to porn before age 18 is the norm, not the exception. Young adults are likely going to still see porn, but your talk can help contextualize what they’re seeing. Join us next week as we explore ball play.

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207/211 John C.

509 E. White, C.

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203 Healey, C.

Fall 2011. Large Studio and 1 bedrooms. Security entry, balconies, patios, furnished. Laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

Fall 2011 studio and 1 and 4 bedrooms. Leather furniture, skylights, off-street parking, laundry. Starting at $360/person. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

Fall 2011. Great location on the park. Private balconies. Fully furnished 3 bedrooms. Parking, laundry, value pricing. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

1006 S. 3rd, C.

411 HEALEY, Champaign

Fall 2011 1, 2, 3 bedrooms. Location, location. Leather furniture, flat screen tv, hardwood floors, covered parking, laundry, furnished, patios. Value pricing. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

Best Location - Fall 2011 Spacious 3 and 4 bedroom apts. Fully furnished, dishwasher, laundry, leather furniture, flat-screen TV and value pricing. Covered parking. Phone 352-3182. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com

Fall 2011. Large studio, double closet, well furnished. Starting from $350/mo. Behind County Market. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

104 E. Armory, C. Fall 2011. Location!! 4 bedroom, 2 bath. Some skylights and flat screen TVs. Covered Parking. Laundry. Starting at $375/person. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

HEALEY COURT APARTMENTS 307-309 Healey Court, C. Fall 2011. Behind FU Bar. 2 and 3 bedrooms. Parking, laundry. Starting at $343/person. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

GREAT VALUE 306-308-309 White, C Fall 2011. Furnished studios, 1, 2, and 3 bedrooms. Balconies, patios, laundry, dishwashers, off-street parking. Behind County Market. Starting at $265/person. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

602 E. Stoughton, C

604 E. White, C.

Fall 2011. Unique 1 & 2 bedroom apartments. All furnished, laundry, internet. 2 Bedrooms starting at $387/person. Parking available. Must see! THE UNIVERSITY GROUP www.ugroup96.com 352-3182

Security Entrance For Fall 2011, Large studio, 1, 2 bedroom, Loft Apartment. Furnished, balconies, patios, laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

106 Daniel, C. For Fall 2011. 1, 2, 4 bedroom mardi gras balconies and townhouses. New furniture, flat screen tv, parking, laundry. Starting at $360/person. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

705 W. Stoughton, U Fall 2011 3 bedroom apartment. Spacious living area. Communal balcony & great backyard. Plus a bar area in kitchen, dishwasher, washer/dryer in each unit, value pricing. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

506 E. Stoughton, C. For Fall 2011. Extra large efficiency apartments. Security building entry, complete furniture, laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

Old Town Champaign 1005 S. Second, C. Fall 2011 studio and 4 bedroom penthouse. Secured building. Private parking, laundry on-site. Value pricing. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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Fall 2011 Near Grainger, spacious studios and 2 bedrooms, laundry, value pricing, parking. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

510 S. Elm, C. Available Fall 2011. 2 BR close to campus, hardwood floors, laundry, W/D, central air/heat, off-street parking, 24 hr. maintenance. Value pricing. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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203 S. Sixth, C. For Fall 2011. Large 4 bedrooms, 2 bath. Balconies, laundry, covered parking. Starting at $300/person. Office at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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John Street Apartments 58 E. John, C. Fall 2011. Studio, two and three bedrooms, fully furnished. Dishwasher, center courtyard, onsite laundry, central air, parking. Starting at $298/person. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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by Nick Martin

What was your worst kiss ever?

by Nick Martin

Kissing is one of those things that should have a set equation: you lean in, you pucker up, you go and let the magic happen. However, sometimes “the magic� doesn’t come quite as easily

as that. The setting could be wrong, the timing off ... or one of the players in the kiss could drop the ball by having bad breath, a weird tongue, dry lips or all of the above. There’s much talk about

the perfect first kiss — it’s a story people tell their grandchildren, it’s even a song performed by 3OH!3. But what about the worst kiss ever?

Adam Delgado

Jasmine Alamo

Sarah Liang

Kevin Blume

senior in recreation, sports and tourism

senior in sociology

SOPHOMORE IN INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING

junior IN molecular and cellular biology

My worst kiss was with a girl, and she didn’t know what she was doing. I’m Puerto Rican, and we take pride in kissing. Her ... she was all over the place. Her tongue felt slimy. It was a complete turn-off. I just remember how slimy her tongue felt.

My worst kiss involved an abnormally large tongue. It was disgusting and so fat; it didn’t fit in my mouth. His lips were also dry and peeling and I felt a flap of chapness on my lips.

I was at a party in high school. I was a senior at the time, and it was a dance party rave thing. I was dancing with this boy. All of a sudden, he shoved his tongue down my throat. It was so not okay. It was bad news bears and I couldn’t get away.

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by MICHAEL COULTER

miners on the mind How they are living down under There is generally no joy in reading about or watching the news. Your best hope is that it’s simply informative and not especially depressing. If you don’t get lucky with simple information you can expect a veritable crap show. There will be stories that depress you and stories that lead you to lose all hope. Sprinkled in with these are stories that make you want to dig a very deep hole so it at least takes longer for the impending hellfire to reach you. Every so often though, there’s a story that has all of these things, and a little bit of creepy hope, as well. It freaks me out just thinking about it. In this case, I’m completely captivated by the story of those Chilean miners that are trapped a half mile underground for the next couple of months until they are rescued. Thirty-three dudes trapped in a space. It sounds like one of those

In order to maintain the status quo for so long, there is a team of psychiatrists on hand to help keep things as close to normal as possible. Normally, something like this would piss me off for some reason, but I suppose you have to consider what sorts of things are going to help or hurt the miners. The Donner Party didn’t have any psychiatrists and look how that all turned out, so it’s probably a fine idea to have some people focus on the mental health of the men. The lead psychiatrist says, “Surviving means discipline.” When the miners have a chance to relax, they get to watch television. They apparently have a lot of time to relax because they can watch 13 hours of TV a day. They watch mostly news or action movies or comedies. They can watch anything so long as the psychiatrists decide it’s not too depressing. So far they’ve watched Troy with Brad Pitt and The Mask with Jim Carrey. I have to say, if that were my movie selections, I would be depressed as hell. I suppose they can’t really watch The Shining or something like I don’t know, it’s always been my that. I bet that creepy guy who’s always in dream to do nothing but play video the corner writing is already starting to get looks from the other guys. games for two straight months; They requested personal music playbeing trapped in a mine seems like ers and some handheld video games, those were ruled out for fear it might as good an opportunity for that as but isolate the men. I don’t know, it’s always you’re ever going to get. been my dream to do nothing but play video games for two straight months; reality shows, except this one is actually real. Just being trapped in a mine seems like as good an thinking about them sort of gives me the willies, opportunity for that as you’re ever going to get. but I am sincerely captivated by their plight. Holy The rescue team reluctantly agreed to send the crap, you put me and three of my buddies in a car miners cigarettes, which I’m sure kept at least for three hours and there’s a 40 percent chance a few people from killing each other. They also there will be an incident that involves fisticuffs. requested alcohol, but that request was denied Thirty-three guys seems like a whole lot of trouble because they want to keep the men focused. a-brewing. It’s so freaky that I feel compelled to Apparently every effort is being made to make check up on the lives of these miners every day, sure the miners have absolutely no fun at all until but I do, even though it’s a bit of a chore. I imagine they are rescued. it’s even worse for them. The men also have group therapy sessions to First off, it’s hard to call anyone spending the discuss plans and achievements. I’m sure they next two months underground “lucky,” but they also often discuss the alarming lack of alcohol are alive, so it really could be worse, I suppose. that is being sent to them. So, the miners eat, sleep and watch TV for 13 That being said, chilling in a mine shaft until Halloween or Thanksgiving has got to be a pretty sig- hours a day. Holy crap, they’re just like a whole nificant suck. It’s like a Jules Verne story, except bunch of Americans who aren’t trapped in any it’s not fantasy. Overcoming obstacles and having way. Either way, when they eventually get out, adventures are fantastic to read about, but I bet they will tell their stories and be heroes. They they’re not quite so awesome in real life. should be. Somewhere not too far down the I’m sure the first few days down there were filled road, someone will make a movie about their with praying and pants crapping, but now they ordeal. It’ll probably ironically star Brad Pitt seem to have settled in for the long haul. It still and Jim Carrey and after we see it, we will all has to be stunningly unpleasant, but they have feel as if we’ve actually gone through the daily food, movies and — most importantly — video traumas that the miners experienced. It will be chats with their families. It’s all the comforts of one of those life-affirming movies and the rest home, and it would probably be very nice condi- of the world will feel better about themselves tions for a gopher, but not for men. Apparently, and the human condition. The miners will still the key to keep the men focused until they are just be happy to finally be out of that damned hole once and for all. rescued is routine. buzz

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