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DECEMBER 17, 2009

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DRINKING THE COLD AWAY 7 “Hot Toddies with Jenny B.” premiers

SEASONS OF THE DECADE

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RAISE YOUR MUGS HIGH 7 ON THE217.COM MOVIES AND TV Review of James Cameron’s Avatar up on Saturday. The highly-anticipated special effects extravaganza takes place on an alien planet inhibited by a blue alien race. The military sends in Jake (Sam Worthington) to learn their culture and attempt to move them off their land so the military can get the resources below.

MUSIC As 2009 draws to a close, buzz crafts our predictions on what will be big in 2010. Check in on Wednesday for artists, genres, and trends to watch out for in the new year.

ARTS What holiday shows are our favorites? buzz gives you the inside scoop to annual holiday shows on stage and why we love them so much.

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Rock Band w/ MC Remy 2.00 Miller High Life Bottles

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MATT HARLAN ILLUSTRATOR

LIKES

» Pastries and Natty Light: Yeah. You heard me, you can “shuv” wine pairings up your glory hole. There’s nothing like the lightest of beers with the fluffiest of sweets. Try it. You’ll have to write a likes column about it. » Americas Funniest Home Videos: YouTube is fine, but one of my top ten laughs of all time happened yesterday from a montage of babies being held at arms length, throwing up into their parents mouths. » Faux Finishes: Is that marble? No, wait ... it’s just paint! You win again, cunning artist of deception! MICHELL ELOY COMMUNITY EDITOR

GRIPES

» Jersey Shore: I’m not griping about the show. I’m griping about the fact that there isn’t a 24-hour channel dedicated exclusively to this show. That type of stupidity/amazing can’t be written. » Sick Roommates: Her nasty virus is probably around the corner, just in time for winter break. Joyous day. » People who don’t show up to my parties: YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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LIKES & GRIPES

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Benefit for “A Women’s Place” Kayla Brown • Angie Heaton Stacey Ingram • Cara Maunzi

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Irish Traditional Music Session 7-10pm Bartender’s Choice Drink Special

The Wire season three is tops

FOOD & DRINK If your pumpkin cheesecake was a failure over Thanksgiving, make sure your Christmas Turtle cheesecake isn’t. Check out this week’s “Is It Ready”? to learn how to bake the perfect cheesecake, online now.

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Local holiday treats for the eyes

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» People who do show up to parties: Excuse me for having a friend’s birthday to attend, and for having a friend visiting who had been in Austria for three months. » Yim Yames: AKA Jim James from My Morning Jacket, his covers of George Harrison songs are incredible. Seek them out immediately. » Winter Break: It is upon us! Be sure to watch many movies and catch up on all of your tv shows. “Old” Matt Carey is telling you to.

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LET

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What is your worst holiday memory?

Mara DahlgreN

“The year I found out Santa wasn’t real in fifth grade. My friend told me the news and I didn’t cry but I was on the verge.”

asif hazrat

“We were flying from LAX and flight after flight we couldn’t get on and stuck. We were on stand-by cause everything was packed so I spent New Years Eve in the airport.”

meghan murray

“When I was six I opened all the presents three days before Christmas because they were all sitting out under the tree. I found out they weren’t all mine and some belonged to my brother so my parents had to re-wrap them so we could open them on Christmas.”

Lauren Graczyk

TALK TO BUZZ

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“Once on Thanksgiving, I was climbing a tree and my cousin pulled on the branch and I fell into a sewer.” Cover Design Louis Lee Editor in Chief Tommy Trafton Managing Editor & Copy Chief Mark Grabowski Art Director Claire Keating Photography Editor Wallo Villacorta Image Editor Rebekah Nelson Photographers James Kyung, Paul Habeeb, Wallo Villacorta Designers Kamil Kecki, Louis Lee, Jillian Rahn Music Editor Amanda Shively Food Editor Maggie Carrigan MovieS Editor Matt Carey ArtS Editor Abby Wilson Community Editor Michell Eloy CU Calendar Bonnie Stiernberg Copy Editors Danielle Perlin Sales Manager Sarah Gleason Marketing/Distribution Brandi Willis Publisher Mary Cory On the Web www.the217.com Email buzz@readbuzz.com Write 512 E. Green St., Champaign, IL 61820 CALL 217.337.3801

We reserve the right to edit submissions. buzz will not publish a letter without the verbal consent of the writer prior to publication date. buzz Magazine is a student-run publication of Illini Media Company and does not necessarily represent, in whole or in part, the views of the University of Illinois administration, faculty or students. © Illini Media Company 2009.

editors note TOMMY TRAFTON

Along with the end of the decade comes the perfect excuse for people like me and magazines like buzz to dust off their list making skills and shell out top ten lists for every aspect of life. If you’re like me and you live by a list of favorites and least favorite everything’s in your life, then this is a good time of the year for you. If you’re not like me and you get annoyed when I ask you what your favorite dinosaur is, then you should probably stop reading this column. In honor of list-making season, here is my list of my top ten favorite top ten lists of 2009. Note that I ran out of room when I was writing this, so my top ten list is less than ten, but will continue towards 10 throughout next week’s issue … hopefully. Depressingly, my list starts off with FAIL blog’s Top 10 FAILS of 2009. Whether you like it or not, the word “Fail” has become one of the most popular Internet memes of the year. How much this actually reflects the public’s attitude of this past year is debatable, but FAIL blog’s list of top 10 makes my list of top 10 with it’s most “epic fails” of the year including Kanye West’s VMA outburst, Richard Heene’s Balloon Boy Hoax and Blagojevich’s attempt to sell Obama’s Senate Seat. What a flattering list this is for the year 2009. Next on my list would be Mashable.com’s Top 10 funniest Google Suggest results. The list is based on Google search suggestions that pop up as you type up something in the Google search bar. The suggestions are based on popular searches and include “when will I die” and “when will twilight be on dvd” as some of the top searched text beginning with “When will ...” When you type “Why is my g …” in Google, the top suggestions include “why is my goldfish turning black,” “why is my girlfriend so crazy,” among other variants consisting of goldfish and girlfriends. The list is terribly entertaining and may reveal how terribly dumb and lost humanity actually is. Others on the my list of favorite Top 10’s include Entertainment Weekly’s Top 11 unproduced screenplays of 2009, Pitchfork’s Worst cover albums of 2009 and what may be the worst top 10 list I’ve ever read — Techland’s 10 artists we think should get the video game treatment. But we’ll save these for next week. Until then, enjoy the exodus of students.

oops ... we made a mistake! On the cover of last week’s issue (week of December 10) about the re-opening of the bakery shop Sweet Indulgence, we printed that the shop’s location is in downtown Champaign when it is really located at 1121 Windsor Road, Champaign. Also, the name of the bakery is Sweet Indulgence, not Sweet Indulgences.

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Dazzling Destinations

Where to go to find holiday light displays

by Alexandra Morgan

ach year in CU, hundreds of families, businesses and even students engage in the tradition, stringing strand upon strand of sparkling lights on their homes, storefronts or local buildings. Some places, however, glitter a little more brightly than the rest. And some go beyond the traditional light show, adding their own festivities like hot cocoa, parades and carriage rides. buzz narrowed down the destations, pointing you to the most sparkling, glittery and creative decorations around town. Candlestick Lane

Perhaps one of the oldest holiday light traditions in CU, Candlestick Lane is a must-see this holiday season. After going on hiatus last year, the lights at Candlestick Lane are back. The tradition began in the early 1960s as a lighting competition put on by Illinois Power Company. Since then, the light display at

Candlestick lane has blinked on and off, but the enthusiasm from the community has been unwavering. Candlestick Lane is located at Grant Place, encompassing parts of Eastern Drive and Fairlawn Drive, between Philo Road and Cottage Grove in Urbana. Each year, about 50 families in the area decorate their homes and yards with a slew of holiday lights and decorations. Homes usually stay lit each evening until New Years. Downtown Urbana

Right now, Urbana’s downtown area is reminiscent of old-time holiday movies with twinkling town centers. The buildings are outlined in white lights, and the streetlights sport greenery and wreaths. “It’s all these beautiful bright lights,” remarked Susan Toalson, the Executive Director at the Urbana Business Association. “It’s very festive.” Some of the stores on Main Street have also got-

ten into the holiday spirit, filling their storefronts with holiday decorations. Toalson noted that Heel to Toe, a shoe store on Main Street, did a great job with their decorations, as each of their three storefronts is decorated differently. But the festive mood is nothing new to the businesses of downtown Urbana, an area where Toalson said businesses strive to blend entrepreneurship with community. The stores on Main Street have been hosting late-night shopping nights throughout Fridays in November and December. With stores open late, the event gives shoppers a chance to do some holiday shopping on Friday nights after the workweek has passed. Now, with the downtown lit up for the holidays, event-goers can take in the holiday lights as well. Carriage rides are offered as part of the event, and Toalson thinks this might be the best way to check out Urbana’s holiday lights. “[It’s] a nice way to slowly go through [the area] so you can appreciate the architecture,” said Toalson. As usual, downtown Urbana has put an artsy spin on things, and Toalson noted that some of the decorations are really creative. The most noteworthy? Huge decorated flower pots like the ones that grace Michigan Avenue each holiday season. “It’s very sophisticated,” noted Toalson. “Downtown Urbana is definitely aglow.” Fraternity Houses

Candlestick Lane, an Urbana tradition, is comprised of over over fifty houses lighting an estimated fifty thousand lights each year. Find it along Grant Place and parts of Eastern Drive and Fairlawn Drive. Photo by Paul Habeeb

celebrating Kwanzaa

Each year, the fraternity houses around campus engage in an unofficial competition to see which house can string up the best holiday lights. The fraternity members deck out their respective houses in tons of lights, sometimes spelling out their Greek letters. This year, the Alpha Gamma Rho house sparkled a little more than the rest. Located on

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who observes the holiday. Though some families elaborately celebrate Kwanzaa, Jackson simply observes it. “Basically I just try to meditate on the principle,” he said. “Some people put out colors, but I just think about what each day means.” Kwanzaa consists of seven principles, each celebrated on a different day. The seven principles are umoja (unity), kujichagulia (self-determination), ujima (collective work and responsibility), ujamaa (cooperative economics), nia (purpose), kuumba (creativity) and imani (faith). Though they all come together and make up the idea of African beliefs, certain days are more personal for Jackson, who said his favorite principle is imani, or spiritual. “I think that if you’re lacking the spiritual aspect, you lack the glue that holds things together,” said Jackson. “It represents a sense of real meditation,

Bunker Hill Holiday Lights

If you’re willing to get out of CU to see holiday lights, Bunker Hill holiday lights in Danville may just be worth your while. Every year, the Vermillion County Conservation District puts on a light display in the historic district of Bunker Hill. Located at Kennekuk County Park, the Bunker Hill Historic Area has buildings dating back from the late 1800s. Each year, the Vermillion County Conservation District outlines these building in lights and invites locals to enjoy the holiday festivities. The historical village area consists of an antique, one-room school house, a barbershop, a gazebo, a chapel and an old-fashioned, two-story farmhouse, all of which have holiday lights and decorations. According to Mark Tittman, associate director for the Bunker Hill Historic Area, the effect is one of small town charm. “The historical village area is all lit-up, and it really looks quite quaint,” said Tittman. The event kicks off on Sunday, Dec. 13, and the lights will stay on every evening until New Years. Hot cocoa and spiced cider will be offered, as well as free hayrides, which are a nice way to see the lights in the area, according to Tittman. “There’s a lot of people every year that look forward to coming out here and visiting the historical area,” said Tittman.

Americans re-connect with African culture

By Tolu Taiwo As the holidays approach, many families will put out red and green lights around their bushes or set up a menorah near the window. Yet, in addition to Christmas and Hanukkah, there is another holiday — one less common, yet equally important — celebrated in the winter. Kwanzaa was created by African-American author Ron Karenga in 1966. Today it is celebrated across the nation. Rather than a religious holiday, Kwanzaa celebrates African culture and is celebrated primarily in the United States. Kwanzaa is celebrated from Dec. 26 to Jan. 1. Its purpose is to honor African culture and celebrate the history of African-Americans everywhere. Kwanzaa also follows a main belief called kawaida, a Swahili word for reason and tradition. Professor and head of African-American Studies Ronald Jackson is one of 4.7 million Americans

First Street and Armory Street in Champaign, the Alpha Gamma Rho house sets the corner aglow. Hundreds of strings of white lights trace the windows, doors, pathways and even the lawn. Other noteworthy houses include Alpha Gamma Rho’s next-door-neighbor, Delta Chi, which adopted a similar theme, and the Delta Upsilon house on Fourth Street and Armory Street.

and it’s appropriate to have that day on the first day of the year,” he said. Jackson said because of its timing, the holiday is often overlooked and misunderstood. Yet, despite the lack of national awareness, Jackson said he never feels responsible for spreading knowledge about the holiday and the culture. Rather, he said he celebrates Kwanzaa with the people that matter most to him. “The way I do it personally is to get together with friends and family and make sure they participate in events,” he said. Though this holiday celebrates African-American culture, Jackson thinks that anyone can enjoy Kwanzaa. “I would encourage anyone who believes in the values ... to celebrate Kwanzaa,” said Jackson, “regardless of what their culture is. It’s all about the importance of the community coming together and family coming together.”

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I didn’t think you could eat too much candy.

One on One

with LaurA auteberry president of the optimist club

by Em.J Staples Need a Christmas tree? Why not buy one from the only fundraiser in town? The Champaign-Urbana Optimist Club hosts an annual tree sale tent between 10 a.m. and 8 p.m. on weekends and 1 p.m. to 8 p.m. weekdays in December leading up to Christmas. Pack up the kids or the roommates, and head to the County Fair parking lot off of Springfield Ave in Urbana. Buy your tree and support a local organization. Laura Auteberry, President of the Optimist club, gives the lowdown on pines, prices and playing Santa for a day. » buzz: Where do the trees come from? Laura Auteberry: We get them from Michigan. They’re delivered the Saturday after Thanksgiving. We get about 500 of them. » buzz: What’s the bestseller tree? How much do they cost? LA: We have a tree for everyone. We have Douglas Fir, Fraser Fir and Scotch Pines. The Frasiers are for people that really love the aroma. They are very fragrant and come in a variety of sizes. Douglas Firs are the biggest trees and Scotch Pines are the least expensive. The Frasers cost more because they take a longer time to grow and mature. They range from $35 to $85 based on size. The Scotch Pines cost between $20 and $30. » buzz: What specific programs does this benefit? LA: We are the only fundraising tree lot in town. Proceeds benefit youth-related activities in

town. Some of the programs we help fund are the Children’s Challenge, providing the funding for childhood cancer programs and buying Christmas presents for kids. In years past we shopped for around 13 kids. This year we are shopping for 43. » buzz: What does Christmas and the holiday season mean to you? LA: There are needy kids in the area, and our program provides joy and excitement for those kids. It’s about ensuring that all youth get to enjoy the holiday season. » buzz: Is this an annual event or first time gig? LA: We’ve been doing it for over 40 years. I don’t know how many years exactly at the County Market parking lot, but it’s been a long time. » buzz: What do you think is the most important factor about picking about out a tree? LA: For me, it’s about the fragrance. I want my house to smell like Christmas. For others, it’s based on space needs. Some people live in little apartments, and they get little trees. » buzz: Describe the tree buying process. Is it like the scene in A Christmas Story? LA: Some people are in and out. Other times I’ve followed people around a dozen times before they get that perfect tree. We have regulars and new customers, entire families and parents who want to surprise their kids. We see young and old, and singles and couples.

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Kevin Buskirk (left) and Fred Neumann volunteer at the Optimist Club’s annual tree sale at the County Fair parking lot. Photo by Wallo Villacorta

The Vriner family returns to Jim Gould for specialty candy cane making

by Jean Kim

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Downtown Champaign’s Jim Gould restaurant has been stepping up the holiday cheer since Dec. 11 by inviting Pete Vriner and his family to make candy canes in the restaurant. This is the second year the Vriner’s Confectionary will be making their specialty canes at Jim Gould. The Vriner family has been making candy canes since 1898, passing the 106-year-old down through four generations. The candy canemaking process will be on display in the front of the restaurant for diners to observe, as well as passersby. Tanya Gould said Vriner would be bringing his marble table to make his family’s famous canes, including orange flavored orange and blue Illini canes. When asked about the candy cane-making process, Vrinios said he first pours the liquid

Candy cane Making Jim Gould’s restaurant address: 1 Main St., C. When: Dec. 17, 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. and Dec. 18-20

from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. email: vrinerscanes@aol.com phone: 714-7001

candy onto his marble table and adds flavor to the mixture. The white portion of the canes are placed on a hook and stretched out to perfection. Different segments of flavors are rolled together with the white candy and then twisted into the traditional candy cane pattern. An assembly line of workers then takes segments of this lengthy, twisted cane to form the canes that customers buy. Old fashioned ribbon candy is also formulated from the same candy that makes the canes. The process is illustrated through photographs on the Vriner Confectionary’s Web site. “This will be very nostalgic for people,” Gould said. Besides the orange-flavored Illini canes, other flavors include chocolate mint in a green and brown cane; traditional peppermint in a red and white cane, as well as a red, green and white cane; cherry in a red, white and blue cane; root beer in brown and white; wintergreen in green and blue; and cinnamon in red and yellow cane. The Vriner family will not only be creating canes, but peanut brittle as well. Children will be allowed to help make canes.

“They’ll get to be like little Santa’s helpers,” Gould said. The canes will be on sale not only at Jim Gould restaurant but also at the following CU locations: Sun Singer Wine & Spirits, Walnut Street Tea Company, Sweet Indulgence Bakery, The Cake Artist’s Studio and International Galleries and Kitchens. The IGA in Mahomet will also sell Vrinios canes. Vriner will make his canes at Jim Gould restaurant Dec. 17 from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. and Dec. 18 to 20 from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m.

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The best and worst of festive foods ‘Tis the season for culinary delicacies and disasters By Kate Kinsella

he holidays are here, and with them come the most delicious (and disgusting) dishes of the year. Admit it — along with the foods that anticipate all year long, there are also those cer-

tain dishes that you shove down just to avoid hurting grandma’s feelings. So preheat your ovens and get ready for the five best — and worst — holiday dishes.

THE BEST

The Worst » pinch of salt » 1 teaspoon cinnamon » 2 eggs, separated » 2 tablespoons butter, softened » strawberry jelly » sugar » vegetable oil

Sweet Potato Casserole More a dessert than a “casserole,” this delicious dish appears around Thanksgiving and vanishes around New Year’s. The common marshmallow topping appeared in the 1930s, when the sticky ball of sugary fluff became a staple in many American desserts. » 3 (40-oz.) cans cut sweet potatoes in syrup, drained » 1 ¼ cups granulated sugar » ½ cup butter, softened » ½ cup milk » 2 large eggs » 1 ¼ teaspoons vanilla extract » ½ teaspoon salt » 1 ¼ cups brown sugar » 1 ¼ cups chopped pecans » ½ cup all-purpose flour » ¹∕₃ cup butter, melted Mix first seven ingredients until smooth. Spoon mixture into a greased 13- x 9-inch baking dish. Combine last four ingredients. Sprinkle over top. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 minutes.

Sufganiyot This is Hanukkah’s version of jelly donuts. Any food made in oil is popular on this holiday, to commemorate the oil that burned in the Menorah for eight days instead of one. » 1 package dry yeast » 4 tablespoons sugar » ¾ cup warm water » 2 ½ cups flour

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Mix together the yeast, two tablespoons sugar, and water. Let sit. Sift the flour and mix it with the remaining sugar, salt, cinnamon, egg yolks and yeast mixture. Knead the dough until it forms a ball. Add the butter. Knead some more. Let rise overnight in the refrigerator. Roll out the dough to ¹∕₈ inch thick. Cut out the dough into 24 rounds with a juice glass. Put ½ teaspoon of jelly in center of 12 rounds. Top with the other 12. Press down at edges, sealing with egg whites. Let rise for 30 minutes. Fry in hot oil; drain. Roll in sugar.

Samosas A traditional Indian dish, veggie or meat samosas can be found on many a Diwali (Hindu) or Eid (Muslim) menu. » 1 potato, diced » 1 carrot, diced » 2 cloves crushed garlic » 1 onion, chopped » 1 cup of frozen peas » 1 tablespoon vegetable oil » 2 teaspoons curry powder » salt and pepper to taste » ¼ cup vegetable stock » ready-made Filo Pastry Heat the oil in a frying pan, add onion, garlic, and spices; fry until soft. Add the vegetables and seasoning; stir. Add the stock, cover and simmer for 30 minutes. Roll 12 pieces of pastry into flat circles; divide each in half. Fill with a tablespoon of the onion mixture and press water-dampened edges together to seal. Deep fry in hot oil; drain.

Fruitcake Who hasn’t heard about this dreaded Christmas gift laden with candied fruit and soaked in alcohol? Thank you England for this brick-like dessert! It makes a wonderful white-elephant re-gift.

Tamales

Cranberry sauce in the shape of a can

This savory dish makes its way to many American Christmas tables from its origins in Mexico and Central America as a special-occasion-treat wrapped in a cornhusk or banana leaf. The traditional recipe calls for a lot of finger work and a large steamer to fit them all in. However, this tamale pie recipe packs a tamale taste without all the fuss. » 2 medium onions, chopped » 2 cloves garlic » 1 ½ lb. ground beef » 1 can whole kernel corn » 1 can whole tomatoes » 2 tablespoon chili powder dissolved in water » 1 cup milk and 1 cup corn meal, mixed together » 1 cup pitted olives » 1 tablespoon salt Cook onions, garlic and ground beef in a skillet for 15 minutes. Add the remaining ingredients and cook for 15 minutes more. Pour in buttered casserole dish and bake for 1 hour at 300 degrees, uncovered.

You either love it or you hate it. Although this gelatinous log makes its annual appearance next to the Thanksgiving turkey or Christmas ham, it seems to do so only for the one person at the table who can’t go without it.

Eggnog A Christmas tradition, this hearty drink has its origins in Europe. It’s believed that its name was shortened from either egg ‘n grog — a Colonial term for rum — or egg in a noggin — a Middle English term for a wooden tankard. » 4 eggs » ¾ cup sugar » 2 cups whole milk » 2 cups bourbon, brandy, cognac, or dark rum » 3 tablespoons orange-flavored liqueur such as Cointreau » 2 cups heavy whipping cream In a heavy-bottomed pot, lightly whisk together the eggs and sugar. Place over very low heat and whisk nonstop three to five minutes. Continue whisking while you slowly pour in the brandy, rum, orange liqueur, and vanilla; then, still whisking, pour in half of the cream. Raise the heat just slightly, stirring frequently with the whisk, for eight minutes. Remove from heat. Whisk in the rest of the cream and immediately transfer to a punch bowl. Serve warm or chilled. Serves eight.

Lutefisk Take dried cod, soak it in lye for a few days, and then boil it until it reaches the consistency of JellO. This (debatably) popular Norwegian dish is definitely an acquired taste.

Mincemeat pie We can thank England again for this wonderfully deceiving Christmas dessert. Although early pies were made with spiced mutton, what survives is a thick mixture of dried fruit, spices, suet, and — of course — alcohol.

Eggnog Okay, so this creamy drink makes both lists. Although a lot of people wait all year until these cartons come out in the dairy section, just as many think that the thick and creamy drink is disgusting. Whether you love it or hate it, eggnog is certainly the worst for you. Just one cup contains 350 calories — half of which are from fat!

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Lemon shake-ups are widly overpriced.

Mourning the morning cup Urbana café closes its doors after a year of business by Amy Harwath

The Morning Cup of Urbana has closed it’s doors after only one year of operation. Photos by James Kyung

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he current economic situation has hit us hard. We feel it in our pockets, our stomachs and the closing of our favorite businesses. The Morning Cup, a local café located at the corner of Race and Water in Urbana, said goodbye to customers as it closed its doors Saturday, Dec. 5. Owners Ron Blakey and Ann Stokr opened The Morning Cup in Dec. 2008. They had decided to combine their love of coffee and homemade food and share their appreciation with customers. With a cozy sitting area, artwork on the walls, and soft music playing in the background, the café offered both an inviting atmosphere and inviting food. The Morning Cup served a variety of coffees and espresso, blended drinks, gelato, as well as homemade soups, salads and sandwiches. Despite having loyal customers, Blakey and Stokr found business was difficult from the beginning, and Stokr said that they closed last

week because of “economic reasons.” Blakey noted that last year, “the economy was still very strong and vibrant, and just about the time we were ready to open doors, the economy started tanking.” This has been the case with many businesses nationwide, particularly small and local ones, who have found it difficult to keep up with the failing economy. Blakey and Stokr said they hope that The Morning Cup will be bought and continue to be a household name in Urbana. College students feel the effects of the economy and have responded by being more conscientious in their spending, eating out less and spending less on food when they do go out. Feifei Lian, a

hot toddies

Jenny B. introduces the mother of all hot spiked drinks

junior in electrical engineering, described her change in eating habits: “I used to spend a lot of money on food. But this semester [I have been] eating a lot of dorm food.” As a result, restaurants and businesses have suffered. Some, like The Morning Cup, have needed to close. And as Blakey reflected, “... business is down everywhere ... It’s a

by Jenny Beightol I’ll admit — I’m not the best person to take drinking advice from. My idea of a good mixed drink is vodka with a splash of Crystal Light. But I do know a thing or two about the holiday season. That being said, I present to you “Hot Toddies with Jenny B.” — my weekly suggestion of what to sip on to warm you up during these cold winter days. From the Hot Peppermint Patty to the Midnight Snowstorm, I’ll provide you with tried and true examples of what a “hot spiked draaank” should be! What better pick to start off the list than the drink which this column gets its name from — the

Hot Toddy itself! Toddy is defined as any drink containing some type of distilled spirit (like whiskey or brandy), sweetener and water. The traditional recipe calls for the following ingredients: » 1 oz brandy, whiskey or rum » 1 tablespoon honey » ¼ lemon » 1 cup hot water » 1 tea bag (black and green teas are typically preferred) To begin, coat the bottom of a mug or coffee glass with honey. Add the liquor and the freshly

squeezed lemon juice. Prepare tea in a tea kettle with water and tea bag. Once ready, pour steaming tea into the glass and stir before drinking. There are many variations to this classic hot drink. Substitute gin to make a Hot Gin Toddy or experiment with different flavored teas. To really kick up the seasonal flavor, add a ginger liqueur like Domaine de Canton. Now all you need is a plate of freshly baked cookies, a crackling fire, and a buff mountain-man to curl up next to (let me know if he has any single friends). Cheers!

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12 outfits of holiday fashion

buzz gets the scoop on women’s holiday fashion from Circles Boutique Story and photos by Emily Cleary Danelle Jameson, owner of Circles Boutique in downtown Champaign, and employee Kathryn Coulter, helps buzz pick 12 fabulously festive fashion finds, all currently in the local store, for the holiday season. 1. Anything shimmery is suitable for the holidays — that’s why this stunning gray v-neck dress by Yoana Baraschi ($284) is perfect for a festive gathering. 2. A black dress is made instantly dressier with a shimmery, over-the-top, ruffled collar. Pair it with red opaque tights at holiday party for a splash of color. 3. A red tank with detailed neckline and open gray sweater with metallic detailing paired with slouchy boyfriend jeans create a perfectly casual, holiday outfit that offers both festivity and comfort. 4. Nothing says fun sophistication during the holidays more than a pair of cutout, black heels that have the perfect amount of sheen when hit by the twinkling lights. This pair (Giraudon — $268) is a must-have for this season as they are ideal for a party with friends or family. 5. For warmth in this cold air, these two-toned, gray fingerless gloves (Lamia Akar — $111) are practical but nowhere near boring. Even if paired with a basic black coat, you will look chic and edgy. 6. While bundling up this holiday season, try to stray from your basic pieces and spice things up with this sequined hat and scarf (Zazou-hat — $38,scarf—$49) in either white or black. Sparkling snow bunny, anyone? 7. This outfit epitomizes New Years Eve: a decadently, sequined black dress (Yoana Baraschi — $394) and an edgy, black, zipper-trimmed jacket (Yoana Baraschi — $343). Go ahead and be glitzy on New

Years. This event is a girl’s time to shine and you’re allowed to splurge in order to sparkle. 8. With all of these festive outfits to wear during the holidays, a more neutral shoe like this scrunched, black leather boot (J Shoes — $185) are a necessity. Throw them on with any outfit to give it a pulled together but not trying-too-hard effect. 9. Pair a jewel-toned, magenta purse (Helena de Natalio — $410) with a bulky neutral sweater or a black shift dress — it pops without looking too flashy. Jewel-tones are in right now, and they work perfectly as accessories in the midst of most dark, winter color palates. 10. If it’s an all encompassing dress that you want to “wow” with at a holiday party, one that embodies trendiness, look no further than a velvet, blue-toblack dress with sequin trim (Free People — $148). The velvet and sequin combo is perfect for flaunthing the current trends, but make it your own by pairing it with funky tights or sequin leggings. 11. There’s nothing more appropriate for a holiday cocktail party than a cocktail ring like a metal, flower piece with an amethyst center (Lisa Colby — $185). This ring incorporates a jewel-toned pop but isn’t too flashy so it won’t distract from your holiday get-up. 12. To accessorize with an already sparkly outfit, choose more dainty pieces that you can layer, like these various necklaces available at Circles Boutique. Don’t overdo it if the outfit already speaks for itself, but also don’t fear adding a little extra dazzle. After all, it is the holidays. Happy shopping and happy 12 days of holiday fashion!

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Dance for PArkinson’s Disease An orginizational collaboration provides an effective remedy by Alyssa Schoeneman Though it is often said that laughter is the best medicine, dance may be an equally effective remedy for physical ailments. Dance for Parkinson’s Disease aims to put that idea into action. The Unity Parkinson’s Disease Support Group, Carle Clinic, Dance at Illinois, the Mark Morris Dance Group (MMDG) and the Krannert Center for the Performing Arts have collaborated to create Dance for Parkinson’s Disease, a workshop that will recur monthly through May 2010. The project invites patients with Parkinson’s disease, caregivers and friends to explore sensory and imaginative ways of controlling movement with the aim of fostering less rigid muscles, firmer balance and an energized spirit. Inspired by the collaborative work of the MMDG and the Brooklyn Parkinson Group in New York, Dance at Illinois faculty Kate Kuper and Marianne

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Jarvi wanted to formulate a similar program at the UIUC. With the help of Jenny Goelz, engagement program director at the Krannert Center, their dream became a reality. Kuper and Jarvi attended a class last year that was taught by David Leventhal and John Heginbotham of the MMDG. After expressing interest to the company’s education outreach coordinator, the pair was sent to California for further training with Leventhal and Heginbotham. The women learned the methodology behind the classes and acted as shadows to the instructors from the MMDG. Also, they shared ideas with people from the Bay Area who have been doing the same kind of work, as taught to them by the MMDG. The MMDG’s website states that the driving force behind Dance for Parkinson’s Disease is the power of dance to concentrate mind, body and emotion

on movement. Persons with Parkinson’s disease often have severely impaired motor skills and muscle function, making the program’s integrated focus of the whole person on movement particularly useful. Many participants in the program find that their mood is positively affected, in addition to having increased flexibility and range of motion, and some symptomatic relief. “Any participant would be tapping into more than just exercise,” Kuper said of the upcoming event. “They would experience community, feel the freedom of movement and the joy of self expression.” The class includes ballet, folk dance, improvisation and music interpretation. Upper body work is done from a seated position and the ballet barre is used for support in many exercises. “We only move in free space for about 10 minutes of the class,” Kuper said. “People who are concerned

about balance and support need not worry. They can always hold on to something!” Jarvi and Kuper expect the program to start small and grow over time. Despite a turnout of 10 to 15 people at the yearly class offered by MMDG last March, Jarvi and Kuper’s initial class had only three students. They have opened the class to anyone over the age of 50 that has balance and mobility problems in an effort to build a larger clientele. Jarvi hopes that participants will feel the sheer joy of moving their bodies with artistic intent during the monthly workshops. She has hopes for positive rewards from her own participation, too. “I hope to gain some new friends and provide a service for these wonderful people,” she said. “I love being able to give them an opportunity they can’t find anywhere else. It is really the most enjoyable class I have ever taught.”

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n inspirational true story, a solid cast and an unforgettable performance by Freeman help continue to make director Clint Eastwood a Hollywood juggernaut with his newest film, Invictus. Invictus is the true story of the South Africa rugby team and their run at the 1995 Rugby World Cup. Newly-elected president Nelson Mandela (Morgan Freeman) teams up with the captain of the team, Francois Pienaar (Matt Damon), to unite the country, which is facing a racial and economic crisis, through the teamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s success in the tournament. Mandela plans to motivate Pienaar, while he and his teammates take it upon themselves to make a historic run at the championship. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an inspiring sports film thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about more than sports. If you lack an understanding of rugby, many of the game scenes will leave you with little understanding of whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s happening. Yet, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the point of the film. It depicts how a single sport united a torn nation and how a single man, Mandela, was able to see that a divided nation cannot be a successful nation. Eastwood makes the uniting of the people apparent with the growing interaction between Mandelaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s black and white bodyguards, but one must still ask whether or not it is temporary or permanent.

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The glaring flaw of the film is that it seems to crawl slowly towards the eventual climax with little to fill the gap between Mandelaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s request of the team and the World Cup. It is apparent there is more to say about the story than is said in the film. The middle of the film is a mixture of forgettable scenes and muddled attempts at showing the progress of the rugby team and the country. Then, as if to contradict the middle of the film, the ending is drawn out and overly dramatic. However, even with some faulty storytelling, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still a rousing story about a team and a man who defied the odds. If there is any reason that this film is a success, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the performance of Freeman as Mandela. Freeman has the art of the inspirational character down, but it is his seamless transformation into Mendela thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s realistic and inspirational. Freemanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance alone might just be better than the film itself. Damonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance was lackluster, with a seemingly corny accent to boot, as his character didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t demand the same brilliance that a man like Mandela does. Eastwood will continue to pack the theaters and gain positive reviews, but is it the film or Freemanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance that will really be getting the applause?

The Wire: Season 3

by Nick Martin The Wire is not a â&#x20AC;&#x153;cop drama.â&#x20AC;? Yes, it focuses on the interactions between cops and criminals, but the goal of the series is to explain how a modern city works, and how everything, at its core, is connected to government and community institutions. The Wire has more in common with Dickens than with Law & Order or CSI. buzz writers chose the third season of The Wire as one of the best seasons of the decadeâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;with murder, drugs, betrayal, revenge and redemptionl, it is truly one of the most exciting seasons ever on television. The Wire has no heroes or villains â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the line between legal and illegal is constantly blurred. Early in the season, Major Howard â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bunnyâ&#x20AC;? Colvin decides he needs to make a difference â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he decides

to legalize drugs in a run-down, unpopulated area of Baltimore so the police can focus on catching violent criminals, and drugs and drug dealers can be relocated out of communities. While this idea has some benefits, its repercussions arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t truly felt until the season finale. The sociopolitical and philosophical musings of The Wire are balanced by what makes television great â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a compelling and entertaining story. The serial format allows the show to rise to satisfying climaxes and tragic conclusions, while also allowing the audience to become emotionally invested in its characters. The Wire is unlike anything else on television. If you havenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t watched&2%15%.4 -/6)%'/%23 it, you should; and if you 3IGN UP AT WWW GQTI COM FOR THE have watched it, you should watch it again. &REQUENT -OVIEGOER #LUB %ARN POINTS SEE MOVIES FOR A BARGAIN PRICE

Clint Eastwood directed and starred in this western; he says itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s his favorite of his own movies. At the beginning of the film, which takes place soon after the Civil War, Josey Wales is a humble farmer with a wife and son. When a band of men murder his family and burn his house down, Josey vows revenge. Soon, he joins up with a group of rebel confederate soldiers who are still fighting despite the war being over. With the union army right behind him, Josey must fend them off while still hunting the killers. Considered by many to be one of the greatest westerns ever made, The Outlaw Josey Wales should be a must-see for everyone.

Unforgiven (1992)

With this film, Eastwood simultaneously said goodbye to the western genre and picked up his first Oscar. Eastwood stars as William Munney, a retired gunslinger who gave up killing when he got married and had kids. With his wife now dead, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s up to William to run the farm, something which he is not very good at. When he gets word that a bounty has been put out on a man who cut up a prostitute, Munney canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t resist, so he calls his old riding partner Ned Logan (Morgan Freeman) and sets his sights on the nearby town. Surprisingly unviolent, Unforgiven feels like the antithesis of every western Eastwood did before it, which makes it not only refreshing, but fascinating.

Letters From Iwo Jima (2006)

After the disappointing Flags of Our Fathers, which documented the American side of the battle at Iwo Jima, Eastwood rebounded by showing the Japanese side of the battle. Ken Watanabe stars as General Kuribayashi, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in charge of preparing the Japanese army for the battle. Both stern and sympathetic, Kuribayashi attempts to connect with some of the soldiers despite his duty to the strict Japanese regime. Once the battle starts, the film quickly becomes heartbreaking as Eastwood shows that the American soldiers werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always ethically right in war. Try to watch the grenade scene without being completely shocked.

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2009

buzz writers pick their favorite albums of the year

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fly rappers and scrambled punks by buzz Music Staff At buzz, we pride ourselves on an eclectic range of musical tastes. Without defining ourselves to a misconstrued list of 10 albums only enjoyed by a few of our members, we decided instead to present you a list of our personal favorites. What follows displays a variety of genres, artists, and levels of exposure.

Artist: fun. Album: Aim and Ignite

Artist: Between the Buried and Me Album: The Great Misdirect

After The Format disbanded, there seemed to be little hope for Format fans. What would we do without Nate Ruess’ beautiful voice? In enters fun. The members of fun. include Nate Ruess, Andrew Dost (of Anathallo) and Jack Antonoff (of Steel Train). Their debut album — which came out in August 2009 — is reminiscent of The Format’s music, yet has a truly unique sound. The lyrics on Aim and Ignite are catchy, poetic and insightful, not to mention fun (!) to belt out in the shower. The album brings a refreshing, optimistic sound and has the ability to be put on repeat for weeks on end. In my mind, Aim and Ignite will forever be a staple in the indie pop genre. — Stephanie Pavlovcik Favorite Tracks: “Take Your Time (Coming Home),” “Walking the Dog”

In true Between the Buried and Me fashion, The Great Misdirect shines brighter than any metal or hard rock album released this year. Truly, this is a piece of work. In my opinion, the technicality and musicianship of the album outstrips all of BTBAM’s previous work except for, perhaps, Colors. The Great Misdirect contains many characteristics of a great album: catchy tunes, stylish album art and a unique quality not found in many other releases. As with their other albums, the band manages to make music demonstrating their creativity while staying true to their roots. Only BTBAM would — and could — incorporate cheery whistling and a bouncy piano line in one of their songs and still be considered metal. As always, the band provides a fresh perspective to music, not just metal, each time they release a new album. — Jeremy Lin Favorite Tracks: “Fossil Genera,” “Obfuscation”

Artist: Bomb the Music Industry! Album: Scrambles

Artist: The Dead Weather Album: Horehound

Each year there seems to be an album that strikes me emotionally from the moment its sounds hit my ear. Lyrically relatable and musically appropriate, it infests my system and becomes associated with that year in my life. For 2009, there is not a single doubt in my mind that that album is Bomb the Music Industry!’s Scrambles. The punk-ska-synth masterpiece of former The Arrogant Sons of Bitches frontman Jeff Rosenstock, every line of Scrambles reads as the thrills and anxieties of being in your early 20’s. Rosenstock’s success comes in the raw, earnest howls of tracks like “25!” in which he gripes, “We got our ideals but no way to achieve them. We got our degree but got no means to use it. We’re swimming in debt with no way to surmount it. We got thirty bucks, and we spend it on whiskey.” It’s sad, but true. — Amanda Shively Favorite Tracks: “It Shits!!!,” “(Shut Up the) Punx!!!,” “Saddr Weirdr”

Jack White just won’t stay put. These days, the oddball rocker splits his time between The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, and now The Dead Weather, his most aggressive-sounding project to date. This time though, White sits in the passenger seat while Alison Mosshart (The Kills) brings her vivacious vocals to the forefront. The result is Horehound, a moody, mind-boggling album that rocks with the grit of a garage band and the swagger of seasoned musicians. The Dead Weather has an indefinable sound, but an unrelenting confidence helps them pull it off with astounding success. The bluesy “So Far From Your Weapon,” and the hard-hitting “Treat Me Like Your Mother,” are cool and ferocious gems, respectively, which showcase the band’s thrillingly edgy attitude. And it’s this attitude, this boldness, which distinguishes the album from any others you’ve heard this year. — Jack LaBelle Favorite Tracks: “So Far From Your Weapon,” “Treat Me Like Your Mother”

Artist: Deas Vail Album: Birds and Cages

Artist: La Roux Album: La Roux

After touring with Mae and releasing their newest album in October of this year, Deas Vail’s latest, Birds and Cages, turned out indescribably impressive. Production-wise, it has some of the best drum tones I’ve ever heard and vocally it is amazing. Frontman Wes Blaylock is a classicallytrained musician and his wife — and keyboardist — Laura is a classically trained pianist; this is definitely apparent in Birds and Cages. Basically, the whole album is simply fantastic and the transformation from their first album is nothing less than impressive. The piano driven indie-rock band is not only my favorite band, but Birds and Cages is hands down my favorite album of all time. — Emily Carlson Favorite Tracks: “Birds,” “Excuses,” “The Things You Were”

La Roux came on by force this summer with their self-titled 13–track album. This electro-pop duo is led by Elly Jackson, a New Zealand 21year old with her amazing characteristic gravity-resistant red hair. Her melodic and upbeat songs are all perfect for the dance floor, but the tracks come together to form an excellent album full of beat-heavy, synth-driven singles. One of the best songs on the album is “In For The Kill,” a faster track about confidence and relationships coupled by Jackson’s penetratingly bold melodies. La Roux is set to release a new album in 2010, so keep your ears to the streets. — Catherine Keane Favorite Tracks: “In For The Kill”

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Artist: Harlem Shakes Album: Technicolor Health The Harlem Shakes burst out of the New York scene with their debut album Technicolor Health, my favorite album of 2009. It’s a shame that despite the album being highly regarded by critics and even being named one of Paste’s “Best Albums of 2009 So Far,” the band has received very little fan adoration for their fantastic album. The Harlem Shakes are a five-piece indie rock band that can’t help but be slightly eclectic on every song of their 11-track debut. All of the songs on the album feature great drum effects and catchy guitar riffs that will stick in your head for days. Todd Goldstein’s vocals seem like those of a lazy mastermind as he nonchalantly sings over complex guitar and synth harmonies with sporadic horn pieces thrown in. Unfortunately, despite the bands bright future, the members have decided to disband, and so, this “Best of 2009” is actually a posthumous dedication. — Dylan Sutcliff Favorite Tracks: “Nothing But Change Part II,” “Sunlight,” “Winter Water”

Artist: Grizzly Bear Album: Veckatimest Three years ago, Grizzly Bear released their last full length, Yellow House — a dominantly slow and eloquent folk-rock album. After years of anticipation, the quartet produced Veckatimest in May 2009, what is an adventurous collaboration of mesmerizing four-part harmonies, intricate percussion layering and infectious diversions of sound. Though it remains largely indie rock, Veckatimest transcends neat genre categorizations by covering such an expansive musical dynamic. “Two Weeks” is an eerie piano ballad that embraces strong elements of pop and is progressively enticing. Tracks such as “Dory” are slow, creepy, and controlled, while “Ready, Able” vacillates between melodious choruses and unpredictably cacophonous hooks. The album is surreal and strikingly authentic, daring and simultaneously beautiful. It is artfully crafted, and keeps you listening for months. — Megan Creighton Favorite Tracks: “While You Wait For the Others,” “Southern Point”

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the set lisT Withnail at the Cowboy Monkey by Todd Hunter Triple Whip are no more, but between 2002 and 2007, the drum-andbass trio (eventually duo) made their mark on the Champaign-Urbana music scene. Holly Rushakoff provided the bass, but it was not until guitarist Santanu Rahman visited from Austin for Thanksgiving that Rushakoff’s new band Withnail learned Triple Whip songs. This is not to overshadow Withnail songs, however, as catchy opener “To Hell with It” saw guitarist Gabe Jackson and drummer Rex Bennett exchange vocals Dick Justicestyle. “Spike’s Lament” was a good jam that showcased Withnail’s instrumental might. Jackson singing “7Heroes” and Bennett singing “Butcher,” however, was a fine departure from the norm and a nostalgia rush for those long active in the scene.

by Mark Grabowski

Fun, French, and catchy: what’s not to like? I first started listening to Phoenix this summer while I was an intern at 93XRT in Chicago. I love Wolfgang Amadeus because it totally encapsulates all the good times I had working for a big city radio station. It’s happy, energetic, playful, and everyone likes the tunes so much that the boys are now jamming around behind car commercials. I have my own favorite peppy tracks, but if you run straight through the album I have an inkling each song will just keep growing on you. Turn it on, turn it up, and I dare you not to dance around. — Caity LeValley Favorite Tracks: “Lisztomania,” “1901”

Were these tracks the best musically? Best lyrically? Best sonically? No, almost definitely not, but hearing each one brings up thoughts and feelings of how I spent the decade. You may not agree, but this is personal “Best of” list so what I say goes. You can just piss off. Perpare yourselves, for an ego-trip. In chronological order: by Britany Spears on In the Zone (2003) Whenever I hear this song I think of hearing it for the first time, at this girl’s place. We got drunk on wine, and I stayed in her bed. Nothing happened. I misread the obvious signs. The next morning I had to move my car at 6:30 and her passing words to me were “I’ll always remember you.” 1. “Toxic”

Initially, the idea of a collaboration between two of my favorite rappers, Curren$y and Wiz Khalifa, seemed like it could either be a complete success or just a futile attempt at a fresh duo. Success it was, however, as How Fly gave way for the partnership of two very distinct styles to create one phenomenal mix tape, destined to take you to another level. With Curren$y’s underrated flow and Khalifa’s instantly appealing sound, the duo took advantage of great rap beats to create a balance between their sounds. Without any serious content attached, they created the ideal mix tape to have a good time. Catchy beats, smooth voices and pleasing lyrics create this mix tape, making it my album of the year. - Krithika Rajaraman Favorite Tracks: “Friendly,” “The Planes,” “Car Service”

2. Ides of March 3. 11:05 4. Zombie Waltz 5. Persistence of Memory 6. 7 Heroes 7. Padewan 8. Making Adjustments 9. Spike’s Lament 10. Butcher

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top FIVE Songs of the AUGHTS

Artist: Phoenix Album: Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix

Artist: Curren$y & Wiz Khalifa Album: How Fly

1. To Hell with It

2. “Hey Ya” by OutKast on Speakerboxxx/The Love Below (2004) Whenever I hear this song I think back to 2005, dancing with my bus driver girlfriend, at the bus driver prom, being in love with everyhing. We played it three times in a row that night. Driving was like being in a co-ed frat, for the young and lost and artsy. With transit busses.

by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah on Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (2005) Hearing this song makes me think of those late-nights where I would play it while driving. Sometimes I would get this one bus, 1213, which had one red lightbulb inside. I would turn all the other lights off and when I needed to pick up a passanger I’d open the door and moan “room for one more ... hahahaha!” 3. “By My Yellow Country Teeth”

by Gnarles Barkley on St. Elswhere (2006) Right before I came to grad-school, this song came out and when I hear it I think of my bizarre life at that time, after a hurricane, after an aborted grad-school attempt, after a broken-engagement and suddenly meeting the girl of my dreams. 4. “Crazy”

5. “Mistaken for Strangers” by The National on

Alligator (2005) And our break-up song. Dreams fade. It is sad and mopey and about lost loves and lives. And I still like it. And there you have it, a decade of my life, in song. buzz

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buz z ’s WEEK AHEAD KAYLA BROWN, ANGIE HEATON, STACY INGRAM AND CARA MAURIZI Bentley’s Pub 419 N. Neil St., C. Saturday, Dec. 19, 2009 9:00 p.m. - 12:00 a.m. I’m so excited to go to this show because of the good music and an awesome cause. This is a beneﬁt for A Woman’s Fund, which helps women who have been sexually abused in a relationship. — Abby Wilson, Arts Editor

BOB AND PRISCILLA WITH YOU AND YOURN, CHICAGO FARMER, AND MY DEAR ALAN ANDREWS The Canopy Club 708 S. Goodwin Ave., U. Thursday, Dec. 17 10:00 p.m. - 12:00 p.m. $7 After the unbearable trials that are ﬁnals, nothing would make me happier then to relax with some good music. Plus, since I’m a college man, the fact that I get to see four bands for seven dollars is an opportunity I can’t pass up. The problem is making it to Thursday without going completely insane. — Matt Carey, Movies & TV Editor

’80S NIGHT Highdive 51 E. Main St., C. Monday, Dec. 14 10 p.m. Free I’ve had “Total Eclipse of the Heart” stuck in my head for about two weeks now. Just when I think it’s gone and I’ve got my mind on something a little more pressing like ﬁnals, those four words (“Turn around, bright eyes ... ”) start haunting me again. I’ve decided the only solution is to go to ‘80s Night and rock out to it once and for all, lest it remain running through my brain for the rest of my days. Help me, DJ Mingram, help me. — Bonnie Stiernberg, Calendar Editor

THURSDAY 17 live music Geovanti’s Live Band Geovanti’s, C, 10pm Bob and Priscilla with You and Yourn, Chicago Farmer, and My Dear Alan Andrews Canopy Club, U, 10pm, $7 Brand New Band at Brass Rail Brass Rail, C, 10pm, $4

dj Country Night with DJ Halfdead and Free Line Dance Lessons from Scotty Van Zant Radmaker’s Rock & Roll Tavern, Tolono, 8pm No cover before 8pm. Stitches Goth Night with DJ Rickbats, DJ Kannibal The Clark Bar, C, 10pm

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mind/body/spirit Vinyasa Flow Yoga Classes with Amanda Reagan Amara Yoga & Arts, U, $12 Lunchtime Yoga at Amara Yoga & Arts Amara Yoga & Arts, U, $12 Ashtanga Prep Class at Amara Yoga and Arts Amara Yoga & Arts, U, 5:30pm, $12 Yin Yoga Class at Amara Yoga and Arts Amara Yoga & Arts, U, 7pm, $12

FRIDAY 18 live music

Appy Hour & Live Music at Silvercreek karaoke Silvercreek, U, 5:30pm DJ Hollywood Karaoke Keith Harden Acoustic It’ll Do 2, C, 8pm Bentley’s Pub, C, 8:30pm DJ Bange GTO & The Glasspaks Rosebowl Tavern, Ltd., U, Rosebowl Tavern, Ltd., 8:30pm U, 9pm CG Productions presents The Delta Kings RockStar Karaoke featur- Cowboy Monkey, C, 9pm, ing Crazy Craig $5 Senator’s Bar & Grill, SaWhite Elephant Song voy, 9pm Exchange Two Liquid Courage Karaoke Mike ‘n’ Molly’s, C, 9:30pm Memphis on Main, C, 9pm Leproso CG Productions presents Canopy Club, U, 10pm, $7 RockStar Karaoke featurdj ing Karaoke Opie Bentley’s Pub, C, 9:30pm Top 40 Dance with DJ CG Productions presents Substitute RockStar Karaoke featur- Chester Street, C, 9pm, $3 ing DJ Switch DJ Delayney Fireside Bar and Grill, C, Highdive, C, 10pm, $5 10pm DJ LEGTWO and DJ Belly Radio Maria, C, 10pm volunteer DJs Ian Procell and Reﬂex UC Books to Prisoners Boltini Lounge, C, 10pm work session Latin Fever at Clark Bar Urbana-Champaign InThe Clark Bar, C, 9pm dependent Media Center, No cover before 11pm. U, 2pm

kids & families european flare to american cuisine

McKinley Presbyterian Church and Foundation, C, 6:30pm

Preschool Story Time Urbana Free Library, U, 9:45am ARTfusion Douglass Branch Library, C, 4pm

lgbt Live and Let Live GLBT Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting

karaoke

CG Productions presents RockStar Karaoke featuring Crazy Craig Senator’s Bar & Grill, Savoy, 9pm CG Productions presents RockStar Karaoke Geo’s, U, 9pm Karaoke with the Outlaw D.R. Diggers, C, 9pm Karaoke with DJ Bange Po’ Boys, U, 9pm

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karaoke

Happy Hour Flow Yoga Amara Yoga & Arts, U, 5:30pm, $12

SATURDAY 19

CG Productions presents RockStar Karaoke featuring Matt Fear Senator’s Bar & Grill, Savoy, 9pm

live music

game-playing

Dinner with Panache Jim Gould Restaurant, C, 5pm UI Jam Band Bentley’s Pub, C, 6pm Keith Harden Acoustic Huber’s West End Store, C, 8pm Kayla Brown, Angie Heaton, Stacy Ingram and Cara Maurizi Bentley’s Pub, C, 9pm Emberic Canopy Club, U, 9pm, $7 Last Thrash Zombie Metal Show of 2009 Phoenix, C, 9pm, $6 Atheory Canopy Club, U, 9pm, $5 The Duke of Uke and His Novelty Orchestra Iron Post, U, 9pm

Chess Club for Kids Urbana Free Library, U, 4pm

dj DJ Hollywood It’ll Do 2, C, 9pm Hip Hop at Bradley’s II Bradley’s II, C, 9pm, $5 Kosmo at Soma Soma Ultralounge, C, 10pm Saturday Night Throwdown featuring DJ Mertz Boltini Lounge, C, 10pm Dance Pop Chester Street, C, 10pm, $3 DJ Tugs Highdive, C, 10pm, $5 DJ Tim Williams Highdive, C, 11pm

kids & families Fairies and Fairy Houses Playshop for Kids — with Rebecca Flores Amara Yoga & Arts, U, 10am, $75 Middle East Story Time Urbana Free Library, U, 2pm

classes & workshops Kids Knitting Playshop Amara Yoga & Arts, U, 10am, $70

SUNDAY 20 live music Dinner with Panache Jim Gould Restaurant, C, 5pm Brunch with Panache Jim Gould Restaurant, C, 11am Grass Roots Revival Strawberry Fields (Deli), U, 1pm Emerald Rum Blind Pig Co., The, C, 6pm Live music at Carmon’s Carmon’s Restaurant, C, 6:30pm

dj Patio Party Cowboy Monkey, C, 5pm Country Western Dance Independent Order of Odd Fellows Arthur Lodge

ONGOING EVENTS COMMUNITY Asian American Cultural Center, U. 8am The Asian American Cultural Center is showcasing a selected collection of photographs depicting the Midwestern Asian American identity.

SPRINGER CULTURAL CENTER ART EXHIBITION SERIES Springer Cultural Center, C. 8am Featuring work by artists Alberto Aguilar, photography, Ryan Gray, painting, and Michael Fuerst, mixed media.

ARTWORK BY YOUNG ARTISTS OF HUA NIAN Urbana Free Library, U. Artwork created by young artists from the studio of Hua Nian will be displayed in the Children’s Department.

742, U, 5pm, $2 Casual dress.

karaoke Rock Band Sundays Hosted by MC Remy Bentley’s Pub, C, 8pm

ing Matt Fear Mike ‘n’ Molly’s, C, 10pm Acoustic Karaoke with Steve Meadows Bentley’s Pub, C, 10pm

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Open Stage for Bands/ open mic Musicians Anything Goes Open Mic Memphis on Main, C, Night with Jeremy Harper |8pm Memphis on Main, C, stage 8:30pm Monday Night Improv movies Courtyard Cafe — Illini Pizza, Pitcher, and a Union, U, 8pm Movie game-playing Canopy Club, U, 6pm Scrabble Club game-playing Savoy Recreational CenTrivia Night at The Blind ter, Savoy, 9am, $2 Pig Brewery Trivia with Evan and The Blind Pig Brewery, Monte C, 7pm Bentley’s Pub, C, 7pm Board Game Night with mind/body/spirit DJ Casanova Vinyasa Flow Yoga Radio Maria, C, 10:30pm Classes with Amanda mind/body/spirit Reagan Amara Yoga & Arts, U, Lunchtime Yoga at Amara 1pm, $12 Yoga & Arts Prenatal Yoga with Tami Amara Yoga & Arts, U, $12 Mor classes & workshops Amara Yoga & Arts, U, 5:15pm, $12 Ashtanga/Mysore Classes classes & workshops Lincoln Square Village, U, 40 North presents West 7am, $12 African Drum Classes Capoeira Academy, C, tuesday 22 5pm, $12 live music West African Dance Classes with Djibril John Coppess Camara Carmon’s Restaurant, C, Channing-Murray Foun5:30pm dation, U, 7pm, $10-$12 The Piano Man Canopy Club, U, 9pm monday 21 Corn Desert Ramblers Rosebowl Tavern, Ltd., live music U, 9pm Monday Night Live dj Boltini Lounge, C, 10pm Mayhew The Traitor Retro Night Memphis on Main, C, Chester Street, C, 9pm 10:30pm

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MCJS Karaoke Industrial Night: DJ American Legion Post 24, SorceryKid presents C, 7:30pm Nekromancy Liquid Courage Karaoke Chester Street, C, 9pm, $2 Memphis on Main, C, 9pm ‘80s Night CG Productions presents Highdive, C, 10pm RockStar Karaoke featurManiac Mondays ing Crazy Craig Cowboy Monkey, C, 4pm Geo’s, U, 9pm Paul Faber hosts Dragon karaoke Karaoke MCJS Karaoke The Clark Bar, C, 9pm American Legion Post 24, CG Productions presents C, 7:30pm RockStar Karaoke featurCG Productions presents ing DJ Switch RockStar Karaoke featur- Bentley’s Pub, C, 9:30pm

CG Productions presents dj RockStar Karaoke featur- Old School ing Matt Fear Red Star Liquors, U, 12pm Boltini Lounge, C, 10pm Hillbilly Humpday with DJ Halfdead stage Radmaker’s Rock & Roll Zoo Improv at Indi Go Tavern, Tolono, 8pm Gallery Country Night Indi Go Art Gallery, C, It’ll Do 2, C, 9pm 9pm, $2 DJ LEGTWO Boltini Lounge, C, 9pm game-playing Weekly Top 40 Boltini TNT with Cara Chester Street, C, 9pm Maurizi DJ A-Ron Boltini Lounge, C, 7pm Highdive, C, 10pm WPGU presents Trivia I Love the ‘90s Diner hosted by Fishing Soma Ultralounge, C, With Dynamite 10pm Canopy Club, U, 7pm Tango Night with DJ Joe Grohens literary Cowboy Monkey, C, 8pm Red Herring Fiction Swing Dance Workshop Illini Union, U, 9:30pm Channing-Murray FounWeekly Salsa Night dation, U, 7:30pm Cowboy Monkey, C, 10pm

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UC Books to Prisoners work session Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center, U, 7pm

CG Productions presents RockStar Karaoke featuring DJ Switch The Corner Tavern, Monticello, 8pm The Legendary Karaoke kids & families Night with The Outlaw Babies’ Lap Time White Horse Inn, C, Urbana Free Library, U, 9pm 9:45am “G” Force Karaoke/DJ Story Time every Wednesday at Fat Champaign Public Library, City C, 6:30pm Fat City Bar & Grill, C, 10pm

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Lunchtime Yoga at Amara Yoga & Arts Amara Yoga & Arts, U, $12 Slow Flow Yoga Amara Yoga & Arts, U, 5:30pm, $12 Tarot Card Readings Carmon’s Restaurant, C, 5:30pm, $15 Ashtanga Yoga Class at Amara Yoga and Arts Amara Yoga & Arts, U, 7pm, $12

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Storyshop at the Branch Douglass Branch Library, C, 10:30am

live music Donnie Heitler: Solo Piano Great Impasta, U, 6pm Traditional Irish Music at Bentley’s Pub Bentley’s Pub, C, 7pm Dave Cooper and Joni Dreyer Senator’s Bar & Grill, Savoy, 8pm Caleb Cook Rosebowl Tavern, Ltd., U, 9pm

Open mic at Green St. Green St. Cafe, C, 8pm Open Stage Comedy Night Memphis on Main, C, 9pm Open-Mic Night Radio Maria, C, 10:30pm

game-playing Euchre Tournament Po’ Boys, U, 7:30pm

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CU HOLIDAY EVENTS ∆A Karaoke Christmas: Live Karaoke Band Cowboy Monkey, C.

Dec. 1

10 p.m.

∆A Christmas Carol Parkland College Theatre, C. Dec 17 2 p.m., 7 p.m. $18, $12 students and seniors, $8 youth

∆Vriner’s Candy Cane Making Jim Gould Restaurant, C.

Dec 17

5 p.m.-10 p.m.

Dec 18-20

11 a.m.

∆Boneyard Pottery Holiday Show Boneyard Pottery, C. Dec. 12 p.m. New work by Michael Schwegmann, Gary Beaumont, John and Charlie Sweitzer and Patty Lindbloom.

∆Acro-Cats Meowy Christmas Show Po’ Boys, U.

Dec. 17

3 p.m., 7 p.m.

$10

The Amazing Acro-Cats Circus Cats of Chicago will be celebrating Christmas (or Catmas) by jumping through wreaths, rolling an ornament, pushing a sleigh and performing an array of other

seasonal tricks.

∆Champaign County Republican Holiday Party Jupiter’s II, C.

Dec. 17

6 p.m.

$10-$20

A cash bar will be available. Sponsorships are available at $100, $250 or $500. Attendees are also encouraged to bring their children, as Santa Claus will be dropping by for a visit.

∆Optimist Christmas Tree Sale Country Fair Shopping Center, C.

weekdays 1-8 p.m.

weekends 10 a.m - 8 p.m.

∆Holiday Gift Wrapping Market Place Shopping Center, C.

8 a.m. daily

Volunteers are needed to wrap holiday gifts at Market Place Mall during the Holiday Season. Shoppers make a small donation to have their packages wrapped, and the money goes to Habitat for Humanity of Champaign County.

∆Manolo’s Pizza and Empanadas Lends a Helping Hand Manolo’s Pizza & Empanadas, U. daily Throughout the month of December, Manolo’s Pizza and Empanadas will be holding an in-store charity drive for The Crisis Nursery of Champaign, a local non-profit, with a holiday giving tree. Patrons can donate to the Crisis Nursery with their purchase and fill out a paper ornament with holiday wishes for the families assisted by The Crisis Nursery.

∆Toys For Tots Toy Drive Bentley’s Pub, C. daily Bentley’s Pub and Carmon’s Restaurant will be doing a toy drive for Toys For Tots. Each new, unwrapped toy brought in to either location will enter you in a drawing to win a $100 gift certificate to Bentley’s and a dinner for four including a bottle of wine at Carmon’s. The drawing will be held at Bentley’s at 7 p.m. on Dec. 19.

∆Metal Xmas Bash 2009 Canopy Club, U. Dec. 18 9 p.m. $7 Bands such as Redneck Remedy, Leproso, Malevolent Minds and many more will be featured.

∆Sugar & Spice, A Cupcake Christmas Indi Go Art Gallery, C. Dec. 18 5 p.m. This is a free family-focused event showcasing the talent of local CU youth and the products and services of local CU businesses and organizations.

∆Ugly Sweater Christmas Party Mike ‘n’ Molly’s, C. Dec. 19 Featuring Neoga Blacksmith.

9 p.m.

mind/body/spirit

∆Lincoln Square Village Holiday Market

Lunchtime Yoga at Amara Yoga & Arts Amara Yoga & Arts, U, $12

Lincoln Square Village, U.

classes & workshops Mastery of Consciousness: How to become a stronger force for good in the world School of Metaphysics, U, 7:30pm, $20

8 a.m.

daily

∆Santa Visits Po’ Boys Po’ Boys, U. Dec. 20 5 p.m. Photography is welcomed.

∆The Oak Ridge Boys Christmas Show Assembly Hall, C.

Dec. 22

7:30 p.m.

$32-$42

∆Keithmas Celebration Iron Post, U. Dec. 21 8:30 p.m. A celebration with Keith Harden. buzz

DOIN’ IT WELL

by Jo SangEr and Ross Wantland

Private Gone Public Recently a friend suggested we write about Juicy Campus, a website notorious for sex gossip. Websites that spread rumors about individuals sexual lives and health are increasingly common, as many readers have pointed out to us. So this week, “Doin’ It Well” decided to take a look at another aspect of sex and the internet. Juicy Campus

Juicy Campus began in 2007 as a site for college gossip. It shut down in February 2009 due to a lack of revenue, but has been replaced by www. collegeacb.com. What intrigues us is that much of that gossip is related to sexuality, and more specifically, certain people’s sexuality. In addition to the general bravado and provocative postings we might expect, many posts name specific individuals by campus. In our last column we talked about our culture’s fascination with the private lives of others. If we have the opportunity to read the dirt on someone, our eyes widen — we’re drawn into a good story. It may feel harmless or funny, especially if we don’t know who the post is about. At the same time, those posts usually are about a real person — what’s missing is empathy and respect for their sexuality. Sexual Put Downs

The theme we noticed with sites like collegeacb. com is the way they give voice to sex negativity. Posts repeatedly attack sexuality, especially targeting (surprise, surprise) women and gay men. Another theme is to call men’s masculinity into question with homophobic, hateful put-downs like “fag.” Maybe we should just laugh this off as entertainment, but we still wonder, why are we laughing? An occupational hazard of working in the fields of sexuality and social justice is the tendency to

DIW looks at sexual posts on the internet

deconstruct everything. Sometimes, even we feel like we should lighten up a little. But each of these seemingly insignificant outlets for sexism, homophobia and sex negativity helps create a culture that doesn’t allow the full sexual expression and freedom of everyone, equally. For example, postings like which girl (woman!) has the best booty on campus or has the biggest tits (they can’t be “fake” by the way) contribute to a campus climate that says women’s bodies and sexual choices will be scrutinized and judged and women who are sexual are to be criticized. In this way, it perpetuates for women an anxiety around being sexual. Similarly, anti-gay slurs shut down men’s abilities to fully explore their sexual identities and expressions. If anyone is publicly humiliated and criticized about their bodies and sexual behaviors, they will be less likely to feel the freedom to be fully sexual, to celebrate and enjoy their sexuality.

an STD. But true or not, imagine if your name was publically listed. From elementary school to college, hearing a rumor about you rarely feels good. And because of the social stigma and misinformation around sexuality and STDs, these rumors can be particularly hurtful. Imposing Sexual Limits

Often, conversations about public websites focus on issues of libel or First Amendment — whether or not the site should be available. Our concern is more with the respect and empathy involved in public posts and how that affects sexuality. Have you ever felt limited in your sexual behaviors due to worry about stories — whether real, exaggerated or completely made-up — being told about you? We hear stories from young people — men and women — about their fears in this area and how it limits their sexual expression. Jo has talked to many men who worry that their partners will tell others if their penis isn’t big enough, if they don’t have an erection right away or at all. So whether we’re posting or viewing, if we can shift the way we talk about sexuality in our community by making decisions that are sex positive for us and everyone else. In a way, we are responsible for the reputations of ourselves and everyone else. We might begin to truly celebrate sexuality — going against an age old puritan cultural climate that hopes we wouldn’t.

STDCarriers.com

STDCarriers.com was created by a man who became infected with an STD and blamed his partner for it — publicly and online. Believing it would be a good idea to “out” everyone who allegedly had been infected with an STD, he created a site that allows people to check to see who is infected. Aside from the obvious pitfalls from a public health perspective (i.e., this doesn’t decrease STD rates), it’s the sex shaming approach bothers us at ”Doin’ It Well,”` When someone is diagnosed with a chronic STD, it’s natural to be angry or shocked, especially when contracted from a trusted partner. At the same time, it’s a little strange to blame someone else for the risks we took in the bedroom. Many people laugh it off because there is no way to prove that anyone listed on the site actually has

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1007 S. FIRST

Fall 2010 studio and 4 bedroom penthouse. Secured building. Private parking, laundry on-site. Value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

Aug 2010. Near First & Gregory. 2 bdrm apts from $595/mo. Window A/ C, Carpet, Laundry. Parking included. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

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101 N. BUSEY & 102 N. LINCOLN, U.

Fall 2010 1, 2, 3 bedrooms. Location, location. Covered parking, laundry, furnished, patios. Value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

1006 W. STOUGHTON, URBANA Aug 2010. Close to Engineering campus. 4 bdrm from $935/mo. 3 bdrms from $795/mo. 2 bdrms from $550/mo. Window A/C, Carpet. Parking $30/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com 906 S. Oak, C Furnished 2 bedroom apartments for August 2010. Laundry in each apartment. No pets. $810 Steve Frerichs 369-1182 stevesapartments.com

305 W. Elm, U. 2 BR with study, New kitchen, Patio or Balcony FREE PARKING, $699.00 Weiner Companies www.weinercompanies.com info@weinercompanies.com 217-384-8001

Aug 2010. Near Green & Lincoln. 2 bdrm apts from $540/mo. Window A/C, Laundry. Parking $45/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

102 N. GREGORY, U. Aug 2010. Close to Illini Union. Efﬁciency $375/mo, 1 bdrm $440/mo, 2 bdrms $540/mo. Carpet, Laundry. Parking $45/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-173 www.barr-re.com

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105 E. Green, CHAMPAIGN Aug 2010. Studio apts at First & Green. Wall A/C units, laundry. From $305/mo to $325/mo. Parking $35/ mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

105 E. John, C. Available Fall 2010. Large 1 & 2 bedroom furnished, great location. Phone 352-3182. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com

106 Daniel, C. For August 2010. 1, 2, 4 bedroom mardi gras balconies and townhouses. Parking, laundry. Starting at $360/person. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

1107 S. EUCLID, C

Fall 2010. Location!! 4 bedroom, 2 bath. Some skylights and ﬂat screen TVs. Covered Parking. Laundry. Starting at $375/person. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

Aug 2010. 1 bdrms near Armory & ARC. Window A/C, laundry, rents from $390/mo to $415/mo. Parking $35/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

906 S. Oak, C Second Semester Remodeled 2-4 Bedroom Apartments. Laundry in each apartment. No pets. Steve Frerichs (217) 369-1182 stevesapartments.com

For August 2010. 4 and 5 bedroom lofts. Best location. Completely furnished. Laundry, parking garage, elevator, ﬂat screen TV available. Starting at $360/person. Phone 3523182. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com

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Avail Now. Completely remodeled efﬁciencies with new ﬂooring, furniture, and cabinets. Fantastic South Lincoln location. Rent starts at $365/ mo. Call for a showing time. Barr Real Estate, Inc. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

2, 3, 4 BR. Great Location, on-site laundry, parking. 3 BR with 2.5 bath/ spa with own washer/dryer. 4 BR with leather furniture plus ﬂat screen TV. Value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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307, 310 E. White, C 307, 309 Clark, C

August 2010 studio, 1 and 4 bedrooms. Furniture, skylights, offstreet parking, laundry. Starting at $360/person. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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203 Healey, C.

3rd and Clark

Fall 2010. Great location on the park. Private balconies. Fully furnished 3 bedrooms. Parking, laundry, value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

Beautiful, furnished, 3 bedroom, 1 bath, and 4 bedroom, 2 bath. Plasma TV, wood ﬂoors. Nicest anywhere. $800-$1100 per month Ted Pfeffer 766-5108

203 S. Sixth, C.

Aug 2010. Huge 2 bdrms- 1,100 sq. ft. W/D in each unit. From $695/mo to $735/mo. Parking. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com 408 E. White, C. Furnished 1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments For August 2010. No Pets. $440- 900. Steve Frerichs (217)369-1182 stevesapartments.com

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311 E. WHITE, CHAMPAIGN Avail Aug 2010. Large efﬁciencies close to Beckman Center. From $325/mo. Parking $35/mo. Window A/C, carpet. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

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John Street Apartments 58 E. John, C. August 2010. Studio, two and three bedrooms, fully furn i s h e d . D i s h w a s h e r, c e n t e r courtyard, on-site laundry, central air, parking. Starting at $298/person. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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404 W. HIGH, URBANA

Fall 2010. Large studio, double closet, well furnished. Starting from $350/mo. Behind County Market. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

August 2010. 1 bedroom units conveniently located close to campus. Rent from $410/mo. Central A/C, dishwashers, balconies. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

For August 2010. Large 4 bedrooms, 2 bath. Balconies, laundry, covered parking. Starting at $300/person. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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Best Location - Fall 2010 Spacious 3 and 4 bedroom apts. Fully furnished, dishwasher, laundry, and value pricing. Covered parking. Phone 352-3182. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com

502 W. Green, Urbana Fully furnished 4 bedroom, 2 bath with washer/dryer and ﬁreplace. $1400/mo. 815-436-8262 john.foster1@comcast.net

506 E. Stoughton, C. For August 2010. Extra large efﬁciency apartments. Security building entry, complete furniture, laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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One Bedroom Apartments 203 N. Gregory, U. 204 N. Harvey, U. 906 W. Clark, U. 1002 W. Clark, U. 1003 W. Clark, U. 1005 W. Stoughton, U. 1007 W. Clark, U. 1007 W. Main, U. 1008 W. Main, U. 1010 W. Main, U.

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Two Bedroom 2 Bath Apartments 306 N. Harvey, U. 1005 W. Stoughton, U. 1010 W. Main, U.

$1100 - 1260 $1090 - 1170 $1170 - 1300

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508, 510, & 512 E. STOUGHTON, C. August 2010. Huge 1 bdrm plus den and 2 bdrms. Close to Engineering & C/S. A/C, Laundry, Parking $55/ mo. Rent from $555/mo to $620/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

509 Bash Court, C. Fall 2010 Great 3 and 5 bedrooms, Behind Legends. Fully furnished, dishwashers, laundry. Off-street parking. Starting at $330/person. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

509 E. White, C. August 2010. Large Studio and 1 bedrooms. Security entry, balconies, patios, furnished. Laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

509 Stoughton, C Fall 2010 Near Grainger, spacious studios and 2 bedrooms, laundry, value pricing, parking. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

509 W. MAIN, URBANA Aug 2010. 1 bdrm apts. From $415/mo to $445/mo. Laundry, Window A/C, Parking, $45/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

5th & HEALEY, C. August 2010. The BEST LOCATED EFFICIENCIES & 1 BEDROOMS on campus - period. Here's the best part: Efﬁciencies $400/mo to $425/ mo & 1 bedrooms $550/mo. Parking available at $50/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

602 E. Stoughton, C Fall 2010. Unique 1 & 2 bedroom apartments. All furnished, laundry, internet. 2 Bedrooms starting at $387/person. Parking available. Must see! THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

604 E. White, C. Security Entrance For Fall 2010, Large studio, 1, 2 bedroom, Loft Apartment. Furnished, balconies, patios, laundry, off-street parking, value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

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Furnished Furnished 705 W. Stoughton, U Fall 2010 3 bedroom apartment. Spacious living area. Communal balcony, great backyard. Plus a bar area in kitchen, dishwasher, washer/dryer in each unit, value pricing. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

706 S. LOCUST, C. Aug 2010. Window A/C, covered parking $45/mo, laundry. 1 bdrm $400/mo, 2 bdrms $540/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

706 S. WALNUT, U. August 2010. Close to Downtown Urbana, 1 bdrms $510/mo. 2 bdrms $540/mo. Central A/C, Laundry. Parking. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

706 S. FIRST, CHAMPAIGN Aug 2010. 1/2 blk south of Green. 1 bdrm $430/mo. 2 bdrms from $475/ mo. Window A/C. Parking $40/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

802 W. GREEN, U. Aug 2010. One block from Lincoln Ave. Large units with Central A/C, Patios/Balconies, laundry. Parking $40/mo. 2 bdrms from $575/mo to $605/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

807 to 809 W. ILLINOIS, U Aug 2010. 1 Bdrms corner of Lincoln & Illinois. Window A/C, Laundry, Rent $550/mo. Parking $50/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

605 S. Fifth, C. Fall 2010 5th and Green location Outdoor activity area. 1, 2, 3 bedrooms available. Garage offstreet parking, laundry, value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

906-908 S. Locust, C. Locust III now offering efﬁciency and 1 bedroom apartments for 2010. Some pet friendly units. Schedule an appointment today! 367-2009 www.tricountymg.com

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ABOVE JIMMY JOHN'S ON LINCOLN 805 S. LINCOLN, U.

Aug 2010. Ceiling fans, Window A/ C. Efﬁciencies from $520/mo. 1 bdrms from $570/mo, Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

ARBOR APARTMENTS, C. Aug 2010. 1 bdrms at Third & Gregory. Window A/C, laundry, rents from $390/mo to $415/mo. Parking $35/ mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

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One Bedroom Residences Downtown Champaign. August 2010. A Complete regeneration of living space in DT Champaign. These artistically inspired residences are fully furnished and feature IKEA furniture and cabinetry, hardwood ﬂoors, video security, off street parking and laundry on site. KARMA is designed to be a fusion of art and living in a contemporary urban environment. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

Old Town Champaign 510 S. Elm, C. Available Fall 2010. 2 BR close to campus, hardwood ﬂoors, laundry, W/D, central air/heat, off-street parking, 24 hr. maintenance. Value pricing. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

Available January Furnished Apartments Studios $355 - $390 1 Bedrooms $450 2 & 3 Bedrooms $595 & up THE UNIVERSITY GROUP Ofﬁce @ 309 S. First., C universitygroupapartments.com 217-352-3182

Furnished 1 & 2 bedroom near John & Second $495/mo., Healey & Third $395/mo., Studios on Healey and First $345/mo. Available Now. Call 356-1407

GREAT VALUE 306-308-309 White, C August 2010. Furnished studios, 1, 2, and 3 bedrooms. Balconies, patios, laundry, dishwashers, off-street parking. Behind County Market. Starting at $265/person. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

HEALEY COURT APARTMENTS 307-309 Healey Court, C. Fall 2010. Behind FU Bar. 2 and 3 bedrooms. Parking, laundry. Starting at $343/person. Ofﬁce at 309 S. First, C. THE UNIVERSITY GROUP universitygroupapartments.com 352-3182

JOHN & LOCUST, C Aug 2010. Huge one bdrms, Window A/C. Rents from $380/mo to $405/mo. Parking $20/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

THE GEORGIAN 907 W. STOUGHTON, 1005 S. SIXTH, CHAMPAIGN URBANA Aug 2010. Best located 1 bdrms on

Aug 2010. Huge 2 bdrm apt in great location near Engineering. Central A/C, laundry. From $650/mo. Parking $50/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

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U of I Campus. Next to UI Library. 1 bdrms from $450 to $545/mo. Laundry, Window A/C, Carpet. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

106 E. John Champaign

Spacious 1 BR apartments with sunroom from $625/mo. Beautiful older building with hardwood ﬂoors. Ideal campus location. August 2010 Wampler Property Management 217-352-1335 www.wamplerapartments.com

711 W. Main Urbana Furnished studio apartments. Corner of Busey Ave and Main St. Leasing for August 2010. Wampler Property Management 217-352-1335 www.wamplerapartments.com

505 S. Busey Urbana 2 bedroom furnished apartments. Available August 2010. Wampler Property Management 217-352-1335 www.wamplerapartments.com

602 E. Clark Champaign Furnished studio apartments. Block east of Beckman. Leasing for August 2010. Wampler Property Management 217-352-1335 www.wamplerapartments.com

Available January 1. Large 2 BR unit, Race and Washington, U. $550/ mo. W/D in unit. No Pets. 356-0017.

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605 S. RACE, U. Avail Aug 2010. Upstairs 1 bedroom in converted house. Hardwood ﬂoors and free parking. $425/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

605 S. BROADWAY, URBANA Avail Aug 2010. 2 bedroom Townhouse with hardwood/vinyl ﬂoors and 1 1/2 baths. Rent $570/ mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

703 W. Church, C. Aug 2010. Close to downtown in quiet location on busline. 1 bdrm from $425/mo. 2 bdrms. start at $475 to $485/mo. Patio/Balconies, Central A/C, Gas Heat, Carpet, Laundry in building. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

705 W. CHURCH, C. Aug 2010. Very attractive apts located near downtown. On busline. Large apts. Balconies or patios. One bdrms from $425/mo. Two bedrooms from $475/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

800 W. Church, C Centrally located. 2 BR. Near shops and transportation. Now Available. $490/mo. No Pets. 217-352-8540 for showing. www.faronproperties.com

722 S. BROADWAY, URBANA August 2010. 1 bdrm apts close to Campus. Window A/C. Rents $400/ mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

FREE HEAT, WATER, & TRASH 603 W. Nevada, Urb 2 BR, unf, free off-st. pkg, $750-790 Weiner Companies www.weinercompanies.com info@weinercompanies.com 217-384-8001

AVAILABLE NOW Large One Bedroom 212 W. High, Urbana $415/month

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Landmark Apartments 502 W. Main, Urbana. Free heat and water. Studio available now. 1 & 2 bedrooms available January. 217-384-5876.

SOUTHWEST PLACE APTS, C. August 2010. Located in SW Champaign near Windsor & Mattis. 2 bdrm Duplexes, Fourplexes, Townhouses and 1 bedrooms. Carpet, gas heat, central a/c. Some units have w/d's in units, or laundry in bldg, garages, dishwashers, disposals, patio/balconies, parking. 1 bdrms from $490/ mo. 2 bdrms from $610/mo to $690/ mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

512 W. GREEN, C. Aug 2010. Double security brick building in excellent location. Large 2 bdrm apts with approx 800 sq. ft. Parking, Central A/C, Carpet, Laundry facilities. On busline. Rents $530/mo to $550/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com Available January or August 2010. Large bright studio and 2 BR apartments. Near Downtown Champaign and Downtown Urbana. Owner Managed. On Busline. Close to campus. Cats OK. $400 - 725/mo. 217-3675157.

115 W. WASHINGTON, U August 2010. 1 bdrms. Window A/C, Laundry. From $360/mo to $495/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC 356-1873 www.barr-re.com 1725 Robert. Residential SW Champaign neighborhood. Large, 2 BDR apt. includes garage space. Beautiful in-ground swimming pool. $795/mo. 217-840-3266 joelwardhomes.com

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511-513 S. ELM, C. Aug. 2010. Corner of W. Green and Elm in quiet, attractive building with locked security entrance. Large 2 bdrm. apts with approximately 770 sq. ft. Free covered parking, laundry in building, Central A/C, Gas Heat, Carpet. On busline. Rent starts at $540/mo. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE, INC. 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

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Old Town Champaign 1 bedrooms, Now Available 515 W. Washington $440 811 W. Hill $400 Call 217-352-8540 for appointment can be viewed at faronproperties.com 713 S. Randolph, C Now Available - price reduction 3 bedroom or 2 bedroom + study. $650 near campus and downtown Champaign. Includes cable TV, water, and parking, and has a balcony. call 217-352-8540 for appointment or can be viewed at faronproperties.com

1 BR Apts available now 314 and 316 S. State St. Rents - $450-$550

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Capstone Quarters Room for rent: college students. 4 BR condo with private bath. $500/ mo includes utilities. 708-243-9169

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2301 Banch Rd., C. Popular Southwood neighborhood. 4 BDRS, 2 BTHS, ﬁreplace, 2 car garage. "Like new" condition. 1,889 sf. $1395/mo. 217-840-3266 joelwardhomes.com.

Campus Rooms from $350 (217) 367-6626

11 Bedroom On Campus. $3600/mo. Fall 2010 367-6626

2 Bedroom Apt. Pay half utilities, close to campus $395/mo. 367-6626

Furnished 4 and 5 bedroom houses on campus near Ohio and Lincoln and Stoughton and Sixth. Fall 20092010. Call 356-1407.

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Pfeffer Properties Deluxe Furnished 3-6 BR Houses in Old Town Champaign. Ted Pfeffer 766-5108. View at CU-Homes.com. 10 Bedroom On Campus. $3500/mo. Fall 2010 367-6626

Furnished 3 bdrm w/d, pkg 206 S. 4th $1225 Weiner Companies www.weinercompanies.com info@weinercompanies.com 217-384-8001

1901 Karen Ct, C Aug 2010. 2 bdrm apts in SW Champaign neighborhood near Windsor Rd & Mattis Ave. 1 bdrm from $495/mo, 2 bdrms $530/mo. Carpet, central a/c, dishwashers, disposals, laundry in building, gas heat. Call for showing times. BARR REAL ESTATE 356-1873 www.barr-re.com

605 S. Prairie August 2010 Deluxe furnished 3 or 4 BR, 2 BA home. Totally redone. Plasma Television. Nicest anywhere. $1300/mo. Ted Pfeffer 766-5108

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Share 2 bedroom w/male roommate spring and/or summer semester. Fully furnished. Green and Lincoln. W/D, A/C, $400/mo. 630-701-8882 mspence3@illinois.edu

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107 S. Birch, Urbana Near Downtown Urbana. 4 BR, 1 BA, bsmt, indoor laundry, fully furnished, free parking. $300/bedroom. Rick 217-239-7153 or http://chambana.craigslist.org/apa/ 1478096986.html

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY ARIES

(March 21-April 19)

I don’t understand why the astronomers responsible for naming new-found objects are so devoid of flair. Here’s a prime example: They found a blazar, or blazing quasistellar object, in a faraway galaxy. It’s powered by a supermassive black hole that’s 10 billion times larger than our sun. Why did they give this fantastic oddity the crushingly boring name “Q0906+6930”? Couldn’t they have called it something like “Queen Anastasia” or “Blessed Quasimodo” or “Gastromopolopolis”? I trust you won’t be as lazy in your approach to all the exotic discoveries you’re going to be making in 2010, Aries. Start getting your imagination in top shape. Make sure it’s primed and ready for your upcoming walkabout to the far reaches of reality.

December 17 - December 23

LIBRA

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

CANCER

(June 21-July 22)

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

(July 23-Aug. 22)

One of the 20th century’s greatest scientific minds was Nobel Prize-winning physicist Max Planck. He knew that in his field, like most others, ingenious innovation doesn’t automatically rise to the top. The advancement of good new ideas is hampered by the conservatism and careerism of scientists. “A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light,” he wrote, “but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.” In 2010, Leo, there’ll be a similar principle at work in your sphere. Influences that have been impeding the emergence of excellence will burn out, dissipate, or lose their mojo. As a result, you’ll be able to express and take advantage of innovations that have previously been quashed.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Twenty-two percent of American rightwing fundamentalists believe that Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. On the other hand, 73 percent of the people who read my horoscopes think that if there were such a thing as an Anti-Christ, he would be an American rightwing fundamentalist. But I’d like to discourage speculations like that among the Virgo tribe in 2010. According to my reading of the omens, you should take at least a year off from getting worked up about your version of the devil. Whoever you demonize, just let them alone for a while. Whatever you tend to fault as the cause of the world’s problems, 18

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D e ca d e , P a r t 2”-- c ov e r i n g 2002-

“It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing)” is a jazz tune composed in 1931 by Duke Ellington and Irving Mills. In accordance with your long-term astrological omens, I propose that we make that song title your motto in 2010 -- the standard you’ll keep referring to as you evaluate which experiences you want to pursue and which you don’t. Please proceed on the assumption that you should share your life energy primarily with people and situations that make your soul sing and tingle and swing.

(May 21-June 20)

LEO

of the

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

GEMINI

I’m hoping that you will get out more in 2010. And I mean way out. Far out. Not just out to the unexplored hotspots on the other side of town (although that would be good), but also out to marvelous sanctuaries on the other side of paradise. Not just out to the parts of the human zoo where you feel right at home, but also out to places in the urban wilderness where you’ll encounter human types previously unknown to you. In conclusion, traveler, let me ask you this: What was the most kaleidoscopic trip you’ve ever taken? Consider the possibility of surpassing it in the next 12 months.

“B e s t 2003.

I’m hoping that 2010 will be the year you do whatever it takes to fall more deeply in love with the work you do. I’d like to see you reshape the job you have so that it better suits your soul’s imperatives. If that’s not possible, consider looking for or even creating a new job. The cosmos will be conspiring to help you accomplish this. Both hidden and not-so-hidden helpers will be nudging you to earn your livelihood in ways that serve your highest ideals and make you feel at peace with your destiny.

(April 20-May 20)

I don’t normally recommend that you worry too much about what others think of you. In 2010, however, you could benefit from thinking about that subject more than usual. Judging from the astrological omens, I suspect that you’ll be able to correct misunderstandings that have negatively affected your reputation. You might even have the power to shift people’s images of you so that they’re in relatively close alignment with the truth about who you actually are. Here’s the best news: You may be more popular than you’ve ever been.

by Matt Jones

give your blame mechanism a rest. As much as possible, create for yourself an Enemy-Free Zone.

TAURUS

Scientists say that pretty much everywhere you go on this planet, you are always within three feet of a spider. That will be an especially useful and colorful truth for you to keep in mind during 2010. Hopefully it’ll inspire you to take maximum advantage of your own spider-like potentials. It’s going to be web-spinning time, Taurus: an excellent phase in your long-term life cycle to weave an extended network -- with you at the hub -- that will help you catch an abundance of the resources you need.

jonesin’

I hope you will get more sleep in 2010. And eat better food, too. And embark on some regimen like meditation that will reduce your stress levels. In general, Sagittarius, I hope you will learn a lot more about what makes your body function at optimum levels, and I hope you will diligently apply what you learn. That doesn’t mean I think you should be an obsequiously well-behaved pillar of the community. On the contrary, what I’m envisioning is that by taking better care of yourself you will make yourself strong enough to run wilder and freer.

Even if you don’t plan to go to school in 2010, I suggest you make plans to further your education. Your current levels of knowledge and skill may be quite impressive, but they simply won’t be enough to keep you growing and adapting forever. Eventually, you’re going to need to learn more. And the coming months will be a perfect time, from an astrological perspective, to get that process underway. Here are a few questions to jumpstart your meditations: What ignorance do you find yourself having to increasingly hide? What subjects captivate your imagination and tantalize your future self? What skills and know-how do your competitors have that you don’t?

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Imagine that money is not just the literal cash and checks you give and receive, but that it is also an invisible force of nature like gravity or electromagnetism. Then imagine that it’s possible for this primal energy to be favorably disposed toward you -- that on some occasions its rhythms may be more closely aligned with your personal needs. Can you picture that, Aquarius? I hope so, because there is a sense in which this seeming fantasy will be an actuality for you during much of 2010. How well you’re able to capitalize will depend in part on how high you keep your integrity levels. Are you prepared to be more impeccably ethical, fair, and honest than you’ve ever been?

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20)

Have you been toiling away earnestly at the exhausting homework that life has dumped on you this past year? Have you kept the faith even when you’ve been fooled and confused? Have you applied yourself with a pure heart to the maddening details and puzzling riddles you’ve been asked to master? If you’ve been less than conscientious at doing these tasks, the next two months will bring you a series of tricky final exams. But if you have been doing your due diligence, then you’re on the brink of graduating from boring old problems that you have been studying and studying and studying for a long time. Do we dare hope that you will soon be free of a history that has repeated itself ad nauseam? Yes, I think we do dare.

Solution in Classifieds.

Across

1 One who soon becomes a jr. 5 Rep. group 8 Improv finish? 11 Recent Chevrolet hatchback 12 Rowboat need 13 Like Spock’s nerve pinch 16 Paul from “American Splendor,” one of Salon. com’s 10 Best Movies of 2003 18 When mastodons roamed 19 Upside-down food packaging that made BusinessWeek’s Best Products of 2002 list 21 “Pick me! I know the answer!” call 23 Finish up the paperwork 24 Prepared 25 Fluffy ‘do 26 ___ King Cole 28 “Peer ___” (Ibsen play) 30 Stroke of luck 32 Spherical opening? 34 Killer whale 38 Game from IGNPC’s Best of E3 2003 Awards (for Best Persistent Online Title) 41 “___ petit placidam sub libertate quietem” (Massachusetts motto) 42 Craft-y tabloid subjects? 43 Science that focuses on cancer: abbr. 44 Suffix with kitchen 46 Anatomically incorrect male doll 48 ___ Mulan (Chinese legend that a Disney film was based on) 49 Glastonbury ___ (hill in England) 52 ___ spumante 54 Psychoanalyst Alfred and namesakes 56 Mean-sounding Elvis Costello solo album on NPR’s Best Music of 2002 list 59 Gazelle relative 60 Yann Martel best-seller that won the 2002 Man Booker Prize for Fiction 63 Philosophy that deals with yin and yang 64 ___ de parfum 65 Yuletide 66 Bad letters stamped on a check 67 Sun, in Ibiza

68 Figure skater’s jump

Down

1 Get droopy 2 Prefix meaning “egg” 3 Times with the most activity 4 Prefix before -pathic 5 “Ha, I fooled you!” 6 Inaugural reading 7 Toyota hybrid 8 “Just so ___ you know...” 9 Sings like Mel Torme 10 Muppet Sam, for one 13 Mnemonic for colors of the spectrum, starting at the other end 14 E. Coast home of the Huskies 15 Nair competitor 17 Made up (for) 20 Halloween costume component with ears and a snout 21 “___ go into the wild blue yonder...” 22 Acrylic fiber trademark 27 Crisp fabric for ball gowns 29 Undecided 31 Swiss abstract painter Paul 33 Time for a late lunch, maybe 35 Teen actress who plays Kayla on “Desperate Housewives” 36 Plastic explosive variety, spelled out 37 Book of locations 39 Performed better than Michael Phelps, say 40 “With two,” in Italian musical works 45 Coin-flip call 47 Quite a talking-to 49 Goofball 50 Slightly exasperated exclamation 51 Properties that are taken back 53 Many Caribbean cruise stops 55 “Mean” hotelier Helmsley 57 Ingenue 58 “Bye, Bruno” 61 Number one concern? 62 Home from school, say

One of the Blues Brothers goes tanning and gets philosophical.

AND ANOTHER THING ...

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by MICHAEL COULTER

Holiday greetings Imagining christmas cards of yore It occurred to me recently does, so that makes for a pretty busy calendar. that my family never really What with cleaning up pee from various closets, did some of the Christmas washing blood out of clothes, and talking to the things other folks did. Sure, county sheriff, my days and nights have been hecwe opened presents and had tic to say the least. I tell everyone we’re so wealthy dinner and a tree and that that we have a maid. Of course, that maid is me, sort of thing, but we never so I’m not sure it counts. Ha ha. This summer we took our camper (Mike calls it a took it too far. There was never a Christmas photograph attached to the cards we’d send. I can starter coffin, ha ha) to Yellowstone National Park only assume this is because we were far too cool on vacation. It was beautiful to see, though it would to put on a bunch of dumbass sweaters with rein- have been nice to stay a little longer. Mike’s dad was deer on them and stand in front of a fake fireplace completely unaware that hunting was illegal in a at the local Sears store just to prove to our friends national park, and those three elk he managed to and family that we were at least all in the same take down before the park ranger apprehended him room, at one time, during the calendar year. We hardly made up for the enormous fine we had to pay. also never wrote a Christmas letter detailing our That is, unless elk burgers are going for twenty-five achievements of the past year. Because of this, I dollars a pound. Ha ha. Seriously though, it really decided to finally write one just as mom would was more money than we ever imagined. have written it a few years ago. It should become After Yellowstone, we decided to check out the apparent why this never became a tradition. Grand Canyon. Mike and I thought this was also Dear Friends and Family (and the guy who’s beautiful, but it was hard to enjoy with his dad bitchname no one recognized in the address book, but ing up and down about driving five hundred miles out who still gets a letter just in case we actually do know him in some We thought it’d be cute to put the way), Happy Holidays and Happy dog in a sweater and take his picture New Year, It’s been a busy and productive to send out. It turns out the dog year in the Coulter family. There are so many things we’d like to share doesn’t like to wear sweaters ... at all. about our lives, but because we Oh, we got the sweater on him, but have a certain amount of humility, we’re only putting in the good that was about as far as it went. He’s stuff. Ha ha. First off, we’d like to much bigger and stronger that we apologize about the lack of a family picture in this year’s card. We were really ever imagined. going to take one ourselves with an automatic camera but all we ended up with was a of the way to see a goddamned hole in the ground. close up of Dad’s face. He kept getting up to see Part of the problem may have been that he couldn’t if the damn thing was ever going to shoot and it get close enough to the edge to see anything. I’m pretty much took the picture when he was right in sure you all know by now about how his testicles front of it, every freaking time. So, once he traded hurt when he’s in high places. Well, this was no exthat piece of shit camera to his buddy down the ception. After he got about ten feet from the railing road for some old VHS pornography tapes, we and looked down, he’d seen all the canyon he wanted decided to come up with a different idea. to see. He was still a little groggy — four hours after We thought it’d be cute to put the dog in a Mike and I drugged him back to the camper and sweater and take his picture to send out. It turns cleaned up the pee trail he left behind. out the dog doesn’t like to wear sweaters ... at all. It turns out we’re not the travelers we thought Oh, we got the sweater on him, but that was about we were. Ha ha. That’s just as well because there’s as far as it went. He’s much bigger and stronger plenty to do around the house anyway. By the time that we really ever imagined. Long story short, I mow the three-acre yard and weed eat around the the picture window has since been repaired and house and barn, I hardly have time for much else. the old man neighbor next door who was “ag- Since Mike and his dad are usually busy watching gressively” humped when the dog got outside a ball game on TV, I try to make sure they have has agreed not to press charges in exchange for something to snack on so they don’t bother me the VHS tapes. It’s funny and joyous how those during my mowing. They keep saying this may be things work out sometimes. the year they finally get me that riding mower for Other than the ill-fated picture attempts things Christmas, but I’ll believe it when I see it. Ha ha. have been going swimmingly around these parts. So we’re all good and happy and we hope you’re all Our social life has been as busy, as always. Our doing just as well. Get me out of here ... please. I can’t son, Mike, likes to drink just as much as his father take anymore. Ha ha. No Seriously, Mrs. Coulter. buzz

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