The Hmong Book Hello, I am Mr. Rice. I will be the narrator of Hmong culture. First, we will go to the cultural holidays and ceremonies. Then, we will continue with the elusive religion. Finally, we will end with my favorite, food (I honestly don’t know why such a good thing is last, but anyway). First, Hmong New Year. Hmong New Year is 3- days long and has a lot of ceremonies attached. The man of the house always and only performs the rituals. The rituals are mainly to please the spirits.