Issue 259 Real Estate Press Manning Valley

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Issue #259 Fortnightly 9th - 22nd August 2021

A t Th e Beach... Ou tst anding Oce an Views

See the back page for all the latest Open House & Auction details

For more information see page 2

For all advertising enquiries call: Steve Jones 0450 242 070 or email: steve@realestatepress.net.au

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Real Estate Old Bar

www.laudersrealestate.com.au 2/6 Ocean Drive, Wallabi Point

View from front verandah

Front cover feature property

At The Beach... Outstanding Ocean Views Positioned overlooking the beach at beautiful Wallabi Point.

Attractive and modern, stylishly designed over two levels.

High roof line, interesting angles, abundant natural light.

Glass wall that invites the view right into the living that spills to the balcony.

Lovely timber flooring, gas kitchen, multiple outdoor living spaces.

Living, bedrooms and bathrooms on both levels.

Double garage car accommodation.

This special property offers an ideal coastal lifestyle...stroll around the corner to the popular cafe, enjoy sunrise at the headland, walk the beach to Saltwater Point, lagoon and National Park.

Just five minutes in the car, is the convenience of Old Bar, with shopping, school, restaurants/cafes, bowling club, tavern and much more.

Act smartly to secure this beautiful lifestyle property, seldom does an opportunity in this select location with outstanding views come available.

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Price Guide $1,100,000

135 Waterman Street, Old Bar

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Torrens Title Freestanding Home In one of the quietest areas of Old Bar is 135 Waterman Street, a freestanding, Torrens Title (Not Strata) home.

Looking north over the yard from the kitchen or large screened in outdoor area to farmland is something rarely found.

Offering 2 bedrooms with built in robes, 3 way bathroom plus second toilet, single garage neatly converted to additional living space (very easy to convert back) plus carport and shed there is plenty on offer.

Book a private inspection today. * Floor plan available upon request.

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52 Old Bar Road, Old Bar Real Estate Press Manning Valley

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$479,000

02 6553 7700 Old Bar

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www.laudersrealestate.com.au 75 Old Bar Road, Old Bar

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Can’t Get Much Closer Only a short walk to supermarket, cafes, medical centre, pharmacy, bowling club, surf club, parks and beaches.

This young home has easy open plan living and a beautiful sunny north east aspect.

Having generous sized bedrooms with built-in wardrobes, easily accessible bathroom with separate shower and bath, oversized single garage with room for the car plus storage and handy internal access.

Soak up the sun on the rear patio that overlooks the spacious rear yard with a preferred northerly aspect.

Boasting plenty of off street parking for several vehicles, the caravan, boat and more.

Potential for dual income, with ample space for a granny flat in the front yard (STCA).

Rarely do houses in this convenient location become available.

Be quick to arrange your inspection. Phone the sales team today on 6553 7700. *Floor plan available on request.

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$595,000 - $625,000

23 Ocean Drive, Wallabi Point

Wallabi Point...at the beach with views!

See the ocean from your front door and walk only minutes onto the beach from this young quality built home, situated in arguably, one of the east coasts’ best little locations.

The home presents like new with a fresh bright feel throughout and an easy-flowing design. The open living space, having the ideal northerly aspect, captures the winter sun, and is central to the stone benched kitchen and separate dining space.

The main bedroom is spacious, with walk in robe, ensuite and louvre windows to manage the sea breezes. Two other bedrooms with generous storage are privately situated away from the main with the stylish bathroom close by.

This special property offers an ideal coastal lifestyle...stroll around the corner to the popular cafe, enjoy sunrise at the headland, walk the beach to Saltwater Point and National Park.

Just five minutes’ drive away is the convenience of shopping, school and restaurants/cafes of Old Bar. Properties in this select location, seldom come available.

Act smartly to secure this beautiful lifestyle property, competition is expected to be strong.

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52 Old Bar Road, Old Bar

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02 6553 7700 Old Bar Real Estate Press Manning Valley

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Real Estate Old Bar

www.laudersrealestate.com.au 7 Pacific Parade, Old Bar

Beachfront Street - Potential to Earn Dual Income Positioned in one of the most desirable locations in the seaside haven of Old Bar. Do you enjoy entertaining, relaxing outdoors, sea breezes and ocean views? How about a surf here and there and the potential to earn an income on the side? Then make sure you arrange your inspection as this is the property for you!

• 3 bedrooms, main with walk through robe to ensuite.

• Self-contained accommodation or 4th bedroom.

• Open plan kitchen and living downstairs with large stacker doors opening to the large outdoor entertaining space, enhancing your connection to the outdoors.

• Upstairs living with large stacker doors opening to the front verandah with a great ocean views to Forster/Cape Hawke and beyond.

• Approx. 150mt stroll to the beach.

• Established gardens and large rear yard.

• Space for additional granny flat (STCA.) • With recent upgrades and improvements this great home now looks and feels even better!

• Short distance from local cafes, school, surf club, sporting facilities, supermarket and more.

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$1,150,000 - $1,250,000

552 Old Bar Road, Old Bar

Small Acreage Convenient to Beaches & Town This small acreage property could be the perfect weekender or your new home. The surprisingly spacious home is positioned on approx. 1 acre (4,047sqm) offering open kitchen, large dining and a generous sized living room with woodfire and attractive sandstock brick feature wall. Three good sized bedrooms, two with built-in wardrobes and impressive timber floors. Laundry with second shower and toilet.

Enjoy relaxing or entertaining on the wide private verandahs, front and rear with a variety of mature fruit trees inc. citrus, stone fruit, paw paw, custard apple, fig and more.

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Level paved outdoor areas.

Aviaries with concrete floor and power.

Large garage/workshop with power.

Town water PLUS 4 x rainwater tanks. (2 x 15,000 litres & 2 x 26,000 litres.)

Only minutes drive from Old Bar township, supermarket, club, tavern, river, boat ramp, beaches and local schools.

Affordable small acreage properties are in high demand, don’t miss out, call us today to arrange your inspection. * Floor plan available on request.

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52 Old Bar Road, Old Bar Real Estate Press Manning Valley

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Price Guide $650,000

02 6553 7700 Old Bar

Real Estate Old Bar

www.laudersrealestate.com.au 2/91 Main Road, Manning Point

Overlooking The Manning River Perfectly presented and in a exceptionally convenient location...

North facing and Riverfront with more features including; • Fully furnished sale, ready to holiday let or move straight in.

• Comfortably sized bedroom with queen bed and built in robe.

• Open plan, living, dining, kitchen.

• Ground floor, stair free access.

• Off street parking.

• Inground pool and BBQ area.

The Pines at Manning Point has long been known as a great place to call home either permanently or during the holidays. This complex is kept neat and tidy and is located just 20mins from Old Bar. Manning Point is a self sufficient village with its own petrol station/ take away/mini grocer, Bowling Club and Restaurant. With amenities such as fenced in river pool, 4x4 beach access, play ground and public BBQ area.

Call Lauders Real Estate to arrange a private inspection 02 6553 7700.

PLEASE NOTE: we cannot guarantee inspections on short notice as this property is often holiday let.

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$240,000

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Lot 134 Cabbage Tree Island, Cabbage Tree Island

Private Island Escape This stunning 46 acre property offers privacy away from the world with easy access to town facilities.

Located on the Mid North Coast, just 3.5hrs north of Sydney, with access by air or water this secluded hideaway feels like your own personal resort.

Gorgeous home with bright, open, panoramic views across the property and water surrounding.

Completely off the grid without holding back, hosting features such as; • • • • • •

Stand alone solar Gas cooking 30,000 ltr water tank On-site septic Private airstrip with hanger Ample garaging for the toys

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Deep water river frontage Boat ramp, Warf and boat shelter Established orchard Large livestock capacity with fertile paddocks

Allowing for a cost effective future this incredible Cabbage Tree Island property needs to be seen to be appreciated. A unique find in the beautiful seaside location of Old Bar and surrounds.

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02 6553 7700 Old Bar Real Estate Press Manning Valley

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Real Estate Wingham

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Spend Summer By The Pool Here is your opportunity to secure a family home, which in the current market are rarer then hen’s teeth.

The brick veneer and tile home boasts three large bedrooms all with built-in robes, original bathroom and roomy kitchen. The air-conditioned, open plan lounge and dining area is larger then in most homes of this vintage and opens up onto a spacious, timber deck which doubles as the second living area and overlooks the in-ground, saltwater pool and the adjoining council reserve.

Other notable features include a single lock-up garage and a 4.5kw solar system.

Blink and you’ll miss it, call today to arrange your private viewing.

$479,000 WELL PRESENTED UNIT This very neat strata title unit is ideally located a short walk to club and shops. With two bedrooms, both with built-ins, open living, paved outdoor area, single lockup garage with auto roller door, and internal access and an upstairs balcony.

Set at the back of a block of 4 units, this one won't last long.

$349,000

WINGHAM

Affordable Blocks These proposed lots are situated in the everpopular Tallwoods Village, and have current Development Consent for a Dual Occupancy (Torrens Title).

At this price, these lots (approx 450m²) would be the cheapest in Tallwoods, and vacant lots within Tallwoods Village are becoming increasing rare to find, so make the most of this opportunity!

For further details, please contact the friendly team at Lauders Real Estate Wingham t: 6553 4188

$168,000

WINGHAM

49 Isabella St, Wingham A/Hrs Tony 0417 218 244 • Natt 0438 443 173 • Darrin 0409 930 420 Real Estate Press Manning Valley

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02 6553 4188 Wingham

Real Estate Wingham

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JUST LISTED This spacious, executive style home is located on 2.69 ha (6.6 acres) only 5 minutes to Wingham and with frontage to dingo creek.

The home features formal lounge room, large family room, dining, big rumpus room with kitchenette, four bedrooms (2 with en-suites), in ground pool, three car garage and lots more.

The rumpus offers an ideal opportunity for a granny flat or B&B accommodation S.T.C.A. Set in a private spot with lovely views, this property is sure to appeal.

Call today to arrange your inspection.

$839,000 WHEN SIZE MATTERS Located approx 15 minutes to Wingham, this 121ha (300ac) property boasts a huge, modern brick veneer home, 2 bedroom granny flat, good shedding, in-ground pool and lots more.

The land is about 50% clean with frontage to Cedar Party creek and four dams.

The home has 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, huge open living area as well as a massive outdoor entertaining area.

This is a rare opportunity to secure large acreage close to town with quality improvements and subdivision potential.

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$1,200,000 FREEHOLD BAKERY One of Wingham’s most iconic businesses, and the makers of one of the best meat pies around is up for sale…

After being in the one family for over 70 years, the time has come for the current owner to retire.

This freehold bakery has a ton of potential to expand and includes ovens, mixers, heaters, display cabinets and more.

Located in an ideal position with upstairs living quarters.

Call today for more details.

WINGHAM

49 Isabella St, Wingham A/Hrs Tony 0417 218 244 • Natt 0438 443 173 • Darrin 0409 930 420

$390,000

02 6553 4188 Wingham Real Estate Press Manning Valley

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'Murrumbong' - Where a picture paints a thousand words 'Murrumbong' encapsulates 3.2 acres of landscaped gardens with an iconic Australian classic homestead, offering a real sense of seclusion and serenity.

Wake up each and every day to the sound of the na ve birds as the light filters through the canopy of gums.

Spend your spare me lounging by the pool through the warmer months or chasing the sun around your beau ful bullnose verandah through the cooler months.

If you are a er a tree change or just a quieter lifestyle, 'Murrumbong' is the place that will leave a las ng impression.

Other features include: • Lo above garage • Colorbond shed • Cricket net with concrete pitch • Fibre to home NBN • School bus route • 7 mins to Taree

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16 Hampton Court, Lansdowne

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Big house, big shed, big block Looking for a big home without the Taree price tag ?

Looking for two car accommoda on plus a shed for toys with workshop space?

How about a big block for kids and pets?

Imagine all that in a peaceful village se ng!

This fantas c home in Lansdowne is wai ng for that large family looking for a home that has everything.

Homes boas ng this value are simply too hard too find, the opportunity should not be missed.

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Check out this impressive list of inclusions; • 5 Bedrooms with BIR • Newly renovated wet areas, ensuite with wheel chair access • Ducted reverse cycle A/C • 5kw Solar power • Office nook • Formal lounge • Kitchen/Family/Dining area • 2 Car garage • Rear access / 2 Bay Shed/Workshop

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41 Bushland Drive, Taree

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Close to sport, schools and shops Imagine a family size home within walking distance to primary and high schools, the spor ng precinct, cinema and Chatham shopping centre.

Sale New to the Market

Imagine that home is brick veneer, has 4 huge bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and toilets, 2 living areas and kitchen dining area.

View Sat 14 & 21 August 11 - 11.30am or By Appointment

First home buyers and investors will appreciate the opportunity to enter the market in a property that offers scope for capital gain through some improvements, lick of paint and a li le basic maintenance.

Rob Chapman 0428 577 202 rob.chapman@raywhite.com

41 Bushland Drive boasts all these features and promises a loca on perfectly posi oned for a growing family and the chance to add significant value to the home through minimal investment and effort.

raywhite.com/TRE3992204

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October Auction Extravaganza!!!

Wednesday 20th October 2021, 6.00pm at Club Taree Now is the time to come and see our team if you would like your property to be part of the line-up!

Ray White_Know How The Auction Process Delivers Results

This year we have have delivered successful aucঞon campaigns for 45 rural and residenঞal properঞes with: • • • •

1,123 buyer inspec ons 104 registered bidders Average 28 days on market 6 proper es sold prior to auc on

• 99% clearance rate If you would like more information call and have a chat to one of our friendly sales agents on 02 6557 7222.

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Ph: 6552 1132

admin@mvpal.com.au Cnr Macquarie & Victoria Streets, Taree

Auction Clearance Sale 10am Sunday 22nd August 2021 201 Pampoolah Road, PAMPOOLAH (PROPERTY SOLD)

» 2014 Kubota L574 4WD tractor with FEL 4 in one bucket(540hrs) » 2013 Kioti 551 4WD tractor with FEL 4 in one bucket (803hrs) » Kubota X1120D RTV top of the range (683hrs) 3 CYL diesel » Zero turn Cub Cadet 1046 EroTurn Ride on mower mulcher 46” cut multi cart tow behind trailer » PTO 3PL Hayers chipper with oblique shute 540 or 1000RPM » 3PL carry-all with sides » Putti-Putki tree planter » Berands single tyre ripper » 3PL 5’ back blade » 3PL M/F 20 plate disc plough

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BULAHDELAH

BUNYAH

Bulahdelah Bliss

$469,000

Bunyah Grazing

» Rendered brick and tile » 3 Bedroom family home » Ducted air plus combustion fire » Amazing outdoor entertaining area » Fully fenced Contact: Kerry De Stefano 0455 031 320

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$649,000

» 36.44 ha (90 acres) Dwelling entitlement and electricity » Dams and Spring gullies » Fenced into 2 paddocks » Excellent views Contact: Allan Edwards 0455 583 400

CUNDLETOWN

Elegance on Appletree

Ashburn

» Charming large family home with 3 bedrooms » Huge 898m2 block in rural set part of Wingham » Highly Sought-after area. close to schools, shopping and café/restaurants » Stunningly renovated throughout with new bathroom and kitchen » Loaded with charm and features Contact: Kayne Tisdell 0410 402 690 MOTIVATED VENDOR

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$839,000

Ph: 02 6552 1132

Interested parties should rely on their own enquiries as all information is believed to be correct but cannot be guaranteed

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Large 4 bed home designed with open plan living in mind » Second residence with 2 bedrooms » 12 Acres of flat land, fully fenced Enclosed entertaining area with views of the property and pool area » Town water Contact: Kayne Tisdell 0410 402 690

“We know the value of our Valley”

Troy Loretan 0400 530 269

Greg Coleman 0428 510 999

Greg Brassell 0417 519 811

Sam Halloran 0428 404 071

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TAREE, 8 Palanas Drive Inspection Saturdays 14th & 21st August @ 11.15-11.45am Get Ready For Summertime • Idyllic water views, sparkling in ground pool, upstairs/downstairs balconies, perfect for summer entertaining • Four bedrooms, two separate indoor living areas, two air cons, ceiling fans, third toilet in laundry, new tiled flooring & carpets throughout, new blinds • Large kitchen has dishwasher, casual & formal dining, spacious lounge room, main bathroom has bath & shower • Main bedroom has ensuite, air con, walk in Robe & private balcony access, bedroom two also has balcony access • Double garage has remote & internal access, garden shed, family neighbourhood, 674m2 block Greg Coleman 0400 510 999

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TAREE WEST, 10 Flett Street Inspection Wednesdays 11th & 18th August @ 4.45-5.15pm & Saturdays 14th & 21st August @ 11-11.30am Quarter Acre in Taree West!

• Highly sought-after 1012m2 block in desirable Taree West location provides obvious and lucrative development opportunities or the perfect platform for your forever home • Character filled weatherboard home with stunning traditional features such as timber floors, high ornate ceilings and cornices and timber windows • Three large bedrooms with the option of a fourth bedroom or home office thanks to the fully enclosed front verandah. Ducted air-conditioning is also enjoyed throughout the home • A frosted glass brick window and skylights flood the main bathroom with natural light that can be enjoyed via the separate large bath or shower • To the rear of the home is an undercover outdoor entertaining area, large car garage, workshop and additional carport Sam Halloran 0428 404 071

Elders Taree, Cnr Victoria & Pulteney Streets, 6551 0999

New To Market

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Disclaimer: The particulars contained in this advertising are supplied for information only and shall not be taken as a representation in any aspects to the Vendor or its Agent

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Troy Loretan 0400 530 269

Greg Coleman 0428 510 999

Greg Brassell 0417 519 811

Sam Halloran 0428 404 071

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TAREE, 29 Commerce Street Inspection Thursdays 12th & 19th August @ 4.45-5.15pm & Saturdays 14th & 21st August @ 10-10.30am Exquisite Charm and Unrivalled Convenience • Demanding your inspection, this charming circa 1950’s residence offers an irresistible mix of modern functionality and sought-after traditional features of yesteryear • Stunning hardwood floors and timber architraves, 10ft ceilings with decorative cornices, functioning timber windows, exquisite lead light features and brass fixtures and retro fittings • Three expansive bedrooms, the main boasting a full-length built-in. Spacious open plan lounge and dining serviced by an updated galley-style kitchen • Tidy retro main bathroom with separate toilet located near the large internal laundry showcasing more functional retro features • Situated on a spacious 791m2 corner block just a short walk to the CBD, hospital and medical precinct and directly across the road from Aldi Supermarket Sam Halloran 0428 404 071

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TAREE WEST, 4/287 Victoria Street Inspection Tuesday 10th August @ 4.45-5.15pm & Saturdays 14th & 21st August @ 12-12.30pm Contemporary and Convenient • Incredibly rare opportunity to secure an immaculate, modern villa just a block from the Manning River and a short 5-minute stroll to the centre of town • Contemporary floor plan enjoys spacious open plan living, dining and modern kitchen with island bench and breakfast bar • Two large bedrooms both with built-ins and main with a luxurious ensuite boasting a seperate shower and bath • Central main bathroom. Internal laundry with access to a low maintenance, private courtyard and internal access from the single lockup garage • Currently tenanted for $280/wk with current market rent closer to $340-$350/wk Sam Halloran 0428 404 071

New To Market

Elders Taree, Cnr Victoria & Pulteney Streets, 6551 0999 Disclaimer: The particulars contained in this advertising are supplied for information only and shall not be taken as a representation in any aspects to the Vendor or its Agent

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Troy Loretan 0400 530 269

Greg Coleman 0428 510 999

Greg Brassell 0417 519 811

Sam Halloran 0428 404 071

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TAREE, 31 Ronald Road Spotlessly Kept By One Owner For Over 45 Years!

• Immaculate three bedroom brick veneer and tiled roof home • Open plan lounge, dining and family room adjacent a modern kitchen with breakfast bar • Three well sized bedrooms, large main bathroom has separate toilet, internal laundry & covered rear patio • Large two car garage with adjoining fully covered BBQ area, established gardens, vegie patch & chook pen • Short walk to a choice of Schools, newsagency, sporting fields & entertainment venues nearby Troy Loretan 0400 530 269

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KARAAK FLAT, 298 Karaak Flat Road Luxurious Country Living Away From City Lights • Incredible seven bedroom residence with outside entertaining areas sitting proudly on 50 acres just minutes from Wingham • Offering a four bedroom main residence plus a purpose designed 3 bedroom B & B area which could easily be used for full time occupancy by extended family etc. Well established & currently operational B & B business also available upon negotiation • Excellent shedding includes an 11m x 14m main shed with even more accommodation & dog kennel facilities • Large rainwater storage system. Expansive fully fenced house yard ideal for dogs & children. 4 dams, irrigation piping, established gardens & lawns.

• Within an easy 3 hour drive from north Sydney, just 20 mins to regional centre, train station & airport Troy Loretan 0400 530 269

Offers Invited

Elders Taree, Cnr Victoria & Pulteney Streets, 6551 0999

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Disclaimer: The particulars contained in this advertising are supplied for information only and shall not be taken as a representation in any aspects to the Vendor or its Agent

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Best Corny Dad Jokes

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"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

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"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

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"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

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"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

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"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

Open House Wednesday 11th August 2021 4.45-5.15pm 10 Flett Street, Taree

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"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."

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"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."

Open House Thursday 12 th August 2021 4.45-5.15pm 29 Commerce Street, Taree

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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"

"Pilgrims."

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"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

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"What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."

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"Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

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"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

Open House Tuesday 10 th August 2021 4.45-5.15pm 2/287 Victoria Street, Taree

Manning Valley New To Market

Open House Wednesday 11th August 2021 5.00 – 5.30pm 32 Iluka Circuit, Taree

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Open House Thursday 12 th August 2021 5.00 – 5.30pm 16 Hampton Court, Lansdowne

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Open House Saturday 14 August 2021 10-10.30am 29 Commerce Street, Taree 11-11.30am 10 Flett Street, Taree 11.15-11.45am 8 Palanas Drive, Taree 12-12.30pm 4/287 Victoria Street, Taree

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Open House Wednesday 18 th August 2021 4.45-5.15pm 10 Flett Street, Taree

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"What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."

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"Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones."

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"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

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"What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!"

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"This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."

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"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen."

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"Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire."

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"How do you make 7 even?" "Take away the s."

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"How does a taco say grace?" "Lettuce pray."

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"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

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"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."

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"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

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"I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction."

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"What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

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"What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"

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"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."

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Open House Thursday 19 August 2021 4.45-5.15pm 29 Commerce Street, Taree

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Open House Saturday 21 August 2021 10-10.30am 29 Commerce Street, Taree 11-11.30am 10 Flett Street, Taree 11.15-11.45am 8 Palanas Drive, Taree 12-12.30pm 4/287 Victoria Street, Taree

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Open House Saturday 14 August 2021 9.00 – 9.30am 1/124 High Street, Taree West 9.30 – 10.00am 16 Hampton Court, Lansdowne 10.00 – 10.30am 15 Wootton Crescent, Taree West 11.00 – 11.30am 32 Hickory Crescent, Taree 11.00 – 11.30am 41 Bushland Drive, Taree 11.00 – 11.30am 32 Iluka Circuit, Taree 12.00 – 12.30pm 6 Crescent Avenue, Taree 12.00 – 12.30pm 2/2 Rosewood Crescent, Taree 1.00 – 1.30pm 5 King Valley Drive, Taree

$349,000 Auction $455,000 $430,000 New to the Market Auction $379,000 $345,000 $579,000

Open House Wednesday 18 th August 2021 5.00 – 5.30pm 32 Iluka Circuit, Taree

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Open House Thursday 19 August 2021 5.00 – 5.30pm 16 Hampton Court, Lansdowne

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Open House Saturday 21 August 2021 9.00 – 9.30am 1/124 High Street, Taree West 9.30 – 10.00am 16 Hampton Court, Lansdowne 10.00 – 10.30am 15 Wootton Crescent, Taree West 11.00 – 11.30am 32 Hickory Crescent, Taree 11.00 – 11.30am 41 Bushland Drive, Taree 11.00 – 11.30am 32 Iluka Circuit, Taree 12.00 – 12.30pm 6 Crescent Avenue, Taree 12.00 – 12.30pm 2/2 Rosewood Crescent, Taree 1.00 – 1.30pm 5 King Valley Drive, Taree

$349,000 Auction $455,000 $430,000 New to the Market Auction $379,000 $345,000 $579,000

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