up. But that's not how guys are supposed to think. Me? I ' l l never act my gender. I may be an old pervert. Chronologically I'm old, even if I refuse to act it. A pervert? Well, if we go back to the Latin root it comes from pervertere "overthrow, overturn, corrupt, subvert, abuse... sounds pretty punkrock to me. So m y answer to the guy who called me that? Guilty as charged... and I ' m just getting started. E N D N O T E S : [email subscribers (god@ mykelboard.com) or blog viewers (mykelsblog.blogspot.com/) w i l l get live links and a chance to post comments on the column. Your zines, CDs/records, and... er... private videos... can and should be sent to me at: M y k e l Board, PO Box 137, Prince Street Station, New York N Y 10012] ~>Drug your kids for money dept: Does your child have bad moods? Poor school performance? Difficulty focusing? Even if s/ he doesn't, could you use some extra cash? "Compensation for time and travel." Let us drug your k i d and we'll pay you!!! So says a company called Acurian Health that encourages parents to submit their kids to drug testing... and w i l l pay them cash to do so. Get those welfare kids into something productive... like drugs! Go to w w w . KidsDepressionStudy.com for details. ~>Speaking of act your gender dept.: I ' m i n love. I went to Brooklyn to see my friends World War IX and Blackout Shoppers play at the Trash Bar. Opening for them was this band called inCircles. The girl vocalist/ guitar player is amazing. She moves on stage like Sam McPheeters or that dancing guitar player i n Meryl (sp?). Wow! Best new band I've seen i n ages. A n d that girl, hah! Guitar hero showdown time! No boy is gonna match that! ->Record stores are not dead dept: Used to be that Bushwick was the scary part of NY. N o w it's got an organic bakery... scary i n a different way. But, it also has a great record store: Heaven Street records. N o CDs, but they have an extremely tolerant buying policy. They're honest, and owner Sean sings barefoot w i t h Cult of Youth. Find 'em on Facebook and ask 'em to carry your records! They probably w i l l . ->Faith in humanity... even the Swiss dept: The Nation reports that the residents of Wolfenschiessen, Switzerland polled slightly in favor of a nuclear waste facility near their town. A n industry group figured that they could get more support by giving money to each citizen who endorsed the facility. Instead, local support for the plan went down. The bribe cut the rate of acceptance in half. Even when locals were offered more than $8,000 each, they turned against the program.
Yow! PUNK ROCK, I ' d say. —>Was the harasser acting her gender? dept: The Associated Press reports that the w i d o w of a New York City police officer says her husband committed suicide because his female supervisor demanded sex from him in exchange for a favorable work schedule and job assignments. The w i d o w is now suing. According to the suit, the cop's career depended on his "submission to the sexual advances" of his married supervisor. "Officer Schindler was made to understand that he w o u l d suffer tangible detriment in his job, job assignments, working conditions and future prospects if he d i d not submit to the sexual advances," the suit says. , The pressure was too much and the cop shot himself. You haven't heard this story, but if the dead cop were a woman, I bet you w o u l d have. —>Google Acts Its Race dept: A new study has found racial bias in ad results from Google. Harvard Professor Latanya Sweeney studied names typically associated w i t h African Americans. She found they were 25% more likely to produce Google ads offering background checks or suggesting the person had a criminal record. Sweeney conducted the study after a search for her o w n name turned up an ad reading, Latanya Sweeney, Arrested? w i t h a link offering background checks. Sweeney concluded: "There is discrimination in the delivery of these ads." —>Oh yeah dept: I expect you figured it out. M y last column, about taking over the dictatorship of MRR, was an A p r i l Fool's column. The endnotes, however, were all true.
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For Maximum Rocknroll, from the Penetang Prison When I was contacted by MRR and offered an opportunity to write a guest column, I was humbled and honoured. M y first inclination was to write about the experience of following the Pussy Riot trial from inside an Ontario Prison. I am on the home stretch of a 20-month sentence for my part i n organizing for the riot that graced the streets of Toronto i n the summer of 2010 when the G20 Summit came to town, militarizing the city and bringing w i t h it the so-called leaders of the world's richest countries who, at that meeting,
committed the global economy to ten-totwenty years of an austerity agenda. Austerity is a next phase of global capitalism whereby social spending, education, health care, welfare, social services, etc—is to be cut i n order to keep the capitalist system as profitable as possible for the wealthiest of people, making the poor and middle class pay for the State sponsored bailouts of recklessly greedy bankers and corporate robber barons. Writing from the Central North Correctional Centre of stolen Anishinaabe land, the Pussy Riot trial—which brought pictures of protesters clad i n brightly coloured balaclavas and protest-punk lyrics into my life inside prison via the pages of the daily newspaper—seemed liked an appropriate topic to write about for a punk magazine. The criminalization of dissent is something in common between their case and mine. That topic w o u l d have allowed me to write about the reality that all imprisonment is inherently political, and the politics of criminalization—of the poor, migrants, people of colour, queer and trans people, indigenous people, people struggling w i t h mental health needs, anyone whose very existence challenges the dominant norms of this society—in general. My second thought was to write about Canadian protest-punk, which was immensely important to our community organizing during my years i n KitchenerWaterloo. It has been of tremendous emotional importance to me personally. One of the founders and operators of Revel Time records, was once a member of the direct action collective that was one of the primary avenues for all of my organizing in the years leading up to the No2010 campagin. In addition to working towards the Toronto G20 Summit, that campaign also included organizing against the now defunct North American Security and Prosperity Partnership (SPP) which was a jacked up and militarized successor to NAFTA, and also against the 2010 Vancouver Olympics under the banners "Homes not Games" and " N o Olympics on Stolen Native Land." RTR bands and like-minded groups—from the Class War Kids to the Rotten—were the musical backbone of the (mostly talk) radio show that I was lucky enough to co-host on Sound FM (100.3) i n Waterloo. Those bands w o u l d also usually play shows at the K W Community Centre for Social Justice (which was opened and operated by the previously mentioned collective, but has since shut down) when they passed through town. I don't know how I w o u l d have made it through a year and a half of restrictive bail conditions (including six months of house