Don't invite dinosaurs to dinner

Neil Griffiths

A riotous romp of Jurassic proportions, that leads to a cutely calm and cuddly conclusion.

Don’t invite DINOSAURS to dinner

Dinosaurs are dreadful at dinner, And at football they’ve never won.

They cause chaos at ballet lessons, But at play time are massive fun!

Illustrated by Peggy

Collins

£ 6.99 ISBN 978-1-905434-84-8

www.redrobinbooks.com

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To Wanda and Rosie, who are great friends to play with and usually behave at dinner!

N eil x To my dino friends Mo, Zaley, Gavin, Linden, Charlotte, Matthew and Ryan.

You can come to dinner anytime!

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To Wanda and Rosie, who are great friends to play with and usually behave at dinner!

N eil x To my dino friends Mo, Zaley, Gavin, Linden, Charlotte, Matthew and Ryan.

You can come to dinner anytime!

Peggyx

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ks

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Don’t invite dinosaurs to dinner, As they’re bound to make an awful mess.

Don’t invite dinosaurs to dinner, As they’re bound to make an awful mess.

Don’t even take them out clothes shopping , Unless you want them to rip every dress.

Don’t ever take dinosaurs

swimming,

Open

As the water will GUSH from the pool!

As the water will GUSH from the pool!

And please don’t take them out camping, As you’ll end up looking a fool.

Don’t invite dinosaurs to football, As you’ll never have a happy game.

And if you foolishly take them sailing , Then you’ve only got yourself to blame.

Don’t include dinosaurs in

Sports Day,

Open

As no-one will stand an earthly chance.

As no-one will stand an earthly chance.

And don’t take them with you to ballet, As the last thing they can do is dance!

Open

Please don’t let dinosaurs bu

ee jump , g n

As the ropes will never take the strain.

As the ropes will never take the strain.

Neil Griffiths

A riotous romp of Jurassic proportions, that leads to a cutely calm and cuddly conclusion.

Don’t invite DINOSAURS to dinner

Dinosaurs are dreadful at dinner, And at football they’ve never won.

They cause chaos at ballet lessons, But at play time are massive fun!

Illustrated by Peggy

Collins

£ 6.99 ISBN 978-1-905434-84-8

www.redrobinbooks.com

Red Robin

9 781905 434848