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No 29 • may 2013
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Well, I survived Songkran And obviously you did too! But more than 300 others were not so lucky in traffic accidents. That’s a nationwide figure and – unfortunately – far from final. It only takes into account those who died at the scene, not later in hospital. What a waste! Official death statistics of 321 are for seven days of Songkran so only up to the 17th and not taking into account the madness in Naklua and Pattaya on the 18th and 19th. This equals close to 46 road accident death per day on average compared to the average for 2012 overall of 27 a day. Make your own choices about whether these statistics are acceptable or not. Frankly, whatever you decide, I doubt if it will make one jot of difference come the Songkran festivities of 2014. I often think that the Thai approach to life – and death for that matter – is in some way healthier (no pun intended) than the stance adopted in the Christian world. Maybe it’s a rebirth thing. If you believe you are going to get a chance to try it all over again then death must hold fewer fears, especially if it comes swiftly. It’s not my place to say if we do get the chance to come back again. Though I would happy to get a second go myself if it’s on offer should anyone “out there” be reading this. I don’t say this out of any religious disrespect I would just genuinely like to have another go having learned quite a few things on my first outing. I suspect it’s not to be, but no complaints if I’m proved wrong. My lasting memory from this Songkran was seeing a traffic policeman soaked to the skin but with the biggest of smiles on his face as he tried to make sense of the road mayhem outside Big C at North Pattaya where a DJ was entertaining the crowds. Yes Songkran is not all doom and gloom. Far from it!
Dave Buckley
Managing Director, Pattaya Property Consultants, publishers of REm
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Dan Cheeseman is co-founder and director of Choice Group Asia and Inspire-eMagazine.com. Previously he has worked in other forms of media in the city. Before coming to Thailand he spent 10 years with Coca-Cola Enterprises in various sales and marketing positions before going on to work in a consultancy capacity, developing business propositions essentially with the Post Office Ltd in the UK during its transition from being Government-owned to becoming a more commercial proposition.
Could events-based marketing become a force in Pattaya?
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My background is marketing and developing business propositions and they are both integral if you are to have a successful business (although sadly in this city marketing budgets are somehow overlooked and much smaller than they should be). What I mean by this is if you have a poor business proposition then you are making your job very, very difficult to market it successfully. If it’s strong then the marketing becomes easier. This much is fairly obvious. But deciding how to market your business is not clear cut and many in Pattaya continue to fail. Difficult to influence Consumers are becoming increasingly difficult to influence, I remember it was only around 8 – 10 years ago that emotional position become very important in connecting. How did the brand and product make the customer feel? The image of a cold, iconic glass Coca-Cola bottle being drunk by a sexy person does influence and create value in the brand too. Don’t lose sight of the fact that It’s still a sugary cola just the same as on own label brand, but the perception is that it’s miles apart. Consumers then choose Coca-Cola. So, yes emotion remains
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important, but such things as recession and social interaction through the huge social networking phenomena has started to change how consumers can behave and be influenced. Consumers are making more decisions based on cost and value and also are less than impressed when these messages are forced upon them. The likes of Proctor & Gamble and other similar gigantic blue chip companies are now spreading their advertising spends and this includes event-based marketing. P&G, for example, has established close links with the Olympics movement. Many companies seek connection with sports events and teams. Singha and Chang have deals with top English soccer teams such as Manchester United, Chelsea and Everton. The need to take connection to the next level can be delivered through sharing an experience with
the consumer. You become part of their lifestyle and association with enjoyment. As the consumer has become increasingly tricky to influence, marketers have had to raise the bar. This is good news for Northern Soul evenings, Movers & Shakers networking, Lighthouse Club and Green Pattaya Clean Up Projects, as businesses are waking up to the strength of being associated with such events. New GPS-based App The editor knows I always try to get my plug in so I will now, Inspire is launching its new GPS-based App on android and Apple on Sunday May 19 from 2:30pm at Jungle Bungy Jump in East Pattaya. We will be providing free beer, cider, wine and soft drinks and have many things planned. (We had already included this in our Events & Promotions coverage on Page 10 – Editor). It’s a great way of being involved with our customers; I want this personal relationship and believe this is the right strategy to have a special link with our customers too (You are all invited by the way). I believe events based marketing to be key to business and in a town built on leisure attractions the opportunity to target customers is vast.
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Bira International Circuit: is the only internationally certified racetrack in Thailand. Its extensive facilities include a full-service karting track, an off-road test track, and the FIA certified 2.41km racetrack. It can be found about 15 km away on the Pattaya-Rayong Road (Highway 36). Tel: 022 803 547/025 221 731/8 Flight of the Gibbon: this attraction is ranked highly on the Trip Advisor website list of things to do. Cheap it isn’t but most of the reviews rate the experience and commend the safety measures employed. It can be found close to Khao Kheow Zoo. Tel: 0899 70 55 11 or visit website www.treetopasia.com Khao Chi Chan: etched and filled with gold leaf, this Buddha is more than 100 metres high and is thought to be the largest such image in the world. Next to Silver Lakes Vineyard which is also worth a visit. Khao Kheow Open Zoo: 35 km north of Pattaya. A huge zoo with many animals that are on the endangered species list including six rare white tigers exchanged by the Memphis Zoo in the USA. Open daily 08:00-18:00. Tel: 038 298 188. Koh Larn: is reached by ferry from Bali Hai pier or by speedboat. It has several beaches boasting white sand and clear blue water. The many activities include para sailing, snorkeling, jet ski, banana boat, swimming in tropical waters, and there is even a shooting range there. Koh Larn is also suited for bicycling and hiking. www.kohlarn.com Million-Year Stone Park and Crocodile Farm: lies a 15 minute
drive from central Pattaya. It features an exotic zoo, and crocodile, fire-swallowing and magic shows, as well as the garden and stone park. Open 8.0018:30. Tel: 03824 9347-9 or www. thaistonepark.org for information. Mini Siam: is on Sukhumvit Road, surrounded by Soi 33. This model village celebrates the heritage of Thailand with miniature replicas of the most famous monuments and historical sites. Replicas of Tower Bridge, Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty and Trevi Fountain are also displayed. There is a small go-kart track. Open daily from 7.00-22.00. Tel: 038 421 628 for information.
Here we list just a few of the things tourists and expats can do to make their time here more enjoyable ...
Nong Nooch Tropical Garden: 163 Sukhumvit Road (15 minutes east of city towards Bang Saray). Beautiful gardens with waterfalls, “Cultural Extravaganza” performances four times a day. Tourists experience religious ceremonies, martial arts demonstrations, massages and elephant shows. Tel: 03842 9321. Pattaya Dolphin World and Resort: a comparative newcomer to the scene and parts of it were yet to be completed at the beginning of 2013. Recommended for families with young children but don’t expect USA-style shows. Tel: 038 051 790/6. Pattaya Elephant Village: 7km from Central Pattaya on Phonpraphanimit Road. Shows daily at 14.30 and last an hour. A one-hour elephant ride is available from 8.00-17.30 and rafting, trekking (three hours including a meal) is available at 9.00, 10.30, 12.30 and 16.30. Tel: 038 249 818.
Pattaya Park and Tower: at Pratumnak features a large whirlpool with giant sliders and a tower with a revolving restaurant. Visitors can also enjoy several games and rides on the tower and in its playground. Open daily from 10.00-19.00 (20.00 on Saturday). Tel: 03836 4110-20 or 02579 9612-4 or www.pattayapark.com for more information. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum: on the third floor of Royal Garden Plaza. Access from both Second Road and Beach Road. Open daily 11.00-23.00. Tel: 03871 0294/8. Sanctuary of Truth: this wooden giant can be found in North Pattaya. The entrance is at Soi 12, Naklua Road. Every inch of the building is covered with wooden carvings to reflect Ancient Vision of Earth, Ancient Knowledge, and Eastern Philosophy. It is open daily from 9.00-18.00 Admission is 500 baht. 038 225 407/038 367 229 www. sanctuaryoftruth.com Sriracha Tiger Zoo: a zoo with various shows at 341 Moo 3, Nongkham, Sri Racha (30 minutes away). It claims a population of 200 tigers and around 10,000 crocodiles, the largest of such in the world. Tel: 03829 6556. Underwater World: on Sukhumvit Road 200 metres south of Tesco Lotus at Pattaya South has a collection of marine species from the Gulf of Thailand. Walk through the 100-metre long pedestrian tunnel and witness more than 200 species of fish swimming by. Open daily from 9.00-18.00 (last tickets 17.30). Tel: 038 756 879.
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p to 15 million people in Thailand are expected to be glued to their TV sets on May 3 when 30 hopefuls strut their stuff at Pattaya’s Tiffany Theatre in the finals of the Miss Tiffany Universe 2013 contest. The premier transgender beauty pageant is being staged for the 16th time. The winner will receive a diamond-studded tiara, the keys for one year to a luxury Pattaya apartment and Bt120,000 cash. There will be plenty of other awards on offer as well with sponsors contributing prizes for Miss Sexy Star 2013, Miss Photogenic, Miss Congeniality, Miss Silky Sexy Skin, and Miss Social Network, voted online by Facebook visitors. There are also prizes for the most stylish cocktail dress and the best costume. The winner will go on to represent Thailand in the Miss International Queen contest later in the year when transgender beauty queens from across the globe will gather at Tiffany’s Theatre for the biggest prize of all. Last year the title went to Kevin Balot of the Philippines. The Miss Tiffany Universe contest starts at 9pm and will again be broadcast live on TV. VIP tickets for the event cost Bt2,800 while tickets for the mezzanine are on sale at Bt1,800 each.
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Ladyboys take centre stage when Tiffany’s start the search for Miss Tiffany Universe 2013. Last year’s winner of the Miss Tiffany Universe title, Panvilas Mongkhon.
May Day will be celebrated a little late in Pattaya this year, but thanks to our friends at Inspire e-magazine, a May Day Fun Day is in store on Sunday, May 19 at the Jungle Bungy Jump, 10/69 Moo 8, East Pattaya (off Soi 87 by the Elephant Village). The event will mark the launch of the Inspire app on Apple and Android. Human catapult If you are brave enough you can try the 50 metre bungy jump set in lush grounds with bar area and swimming pool, and if you don’t want to free fall from the skies you can try the human catapult or Jungle Football Golf. The event gets under way at 2.30pm. Entry is free and so is the beer, wine, cider and soft drinks while stocks last. There is also a barbeque and buffet. If you are not prepared to take the plunge with the bungy or human catapult for Bt500, then you can sit and watch others while listening to the live band. The venue itself is a perfect
Inspire e-mag’s May Day Fun Day promises to be an afternoon of bungy jumping fun for those brave enough to try.
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More than 300 boats are expected for the Top of the Gulf Regatta 2013. retreat for a party or small group wanting to enjoy watching others take the giant leap while enjoying a beer on the patio area around the pool. If you are an expat here, this is a wonderful Sunday hangout. More than 300 craft and 600 sailors are expected to compete in the 12 classes of the ninth annual Top of the Gulf Regatta from May 3-7 at the Ocean Marina Yacht Club. Keelboats, multihulls, beach catamarans, dinghies and sailboards line up alongside the new Shaw 650 one design division for four days of exceptional racing in the Gulf of Thailand. Last year saw another record entry level and organisers are again looking forward to a bigger and better 2013 racing week. A feature of the last regatta was the rapid growth of the 40 footers that provided breathtaking competitive
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racing and even more entries are expected this year. The Optimist class is another that continues to grow with a great mix of international and Thai juniors taking part. An addition to the 2013 regatta will be a practice race on Friday, May 3, starting at 2pm. Competitive sailing for all classes gets under way at 11am on Saturday, Sunday and Monday with the final day’s racing on the Tuesday for classes 1-7, also starting at 11am. Scores of international draughts experts are expected in Jomtien
Sarawut Phetsiri sails to victory in the 2012 Optimist Championship.
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Barry Upton LIVE!!
Every Saturday 6.30-9.30pm Barry Upton’s unique Family Style Entertainment with music from the 60’s & 70’s Situated on the second floor of The Avenue Shopping Mall on Pattaya’s Second Road, The Acorn offers something for everyone. A complete range of ice cold imported and local beers, lagers and ciders. A secure and fully supervised kids soft play area with sweets and soft drinks at the Little Acorns Bar. Computer games for the teenagers too.
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in May for the ninth International Draughts Tournament and the first one to be held in Thailand. The competition will be held at the Jomtien Garden Hotel and will consist of nine rounds in as many days according to the Swiss System and the rules of the World Draughts Federation. Following the tournament opening at 7pm on May 10 in Tulip House, there will be eight games each morning and one in the afternoon. May 15 is a rest day. Players from Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Singapore, Grenada and Belgium will take part for the first time in a tournament that has never been won by an Asian competitor. Players play against the clock, having to complete 40 moves in the first 78 minutes and 35 moves in the following 60 minutes. After that they have 10 seconds to complete each move. There will be at least 50 prizes of either trophies or cash on offer. Competitive action gets under way each day at 8am, except May 11 (10am) and May 16 (noon). Two events dominate the May music scene – The Overlove Music Festival 2013 at Silverlake
Scottish band Primal Scream play a one-night gig at the Centre World Live in Bangkok. Residents of Phanat Nikhom are set to show off their basket making skills. Pineapples are the focal point of a Rayong festival on May 22. Size really does matter at the Bun Bang Fai Rocket Festival when locals compete to make one that will go the highest. All bets are off that this monster will win...
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Vineyard on Saturday, May 4 and the appearance of Scottish alternative rock band, Primal Scream, at Central World Live, Bangkok on May 10. Overlove Music Festival The Overlove Music Festival kicks off at 4pm and includes a host of performers, including Pete P, Corrs, Watchara, Phrases, Lyrics, Two Popetorn, BP Pat, ETC, Ben, Q (Flure), Girl, Tattoo Colour, Scrubb, Blackhead, Mild, Superbaker and Poly cat. Tickets cost Bt1,300. Primal Scream will be promoting their soon-to-be-released album More Light, the 10th of their 20plus year existence. Tickets for the concert cost Bt1,800 and are available from www.thaiticketmajor. com, major Cineplex outlets and Tesco Lotus.
Local festivals in May worth a mention include Rayong’s Street Fruit Festival from May 1-9 and the Pineapple Festival on May 22. Rayong is famous for its pineapples and the festival is held annually for people to enjoy the best pineapples in Thailand. There are also associated cooking contests, a beauty pageant, local sporting events, a national singing competition and other recreational activities. Handicraft lovers will head for Phanat Nikhom in Chonburi province on May 3 for the start of a three-day celebration of the town’s renowned basket making skills. Finally, the unique Bun Bang Fai Rocket Festival takes place between May 11-15 at Phaya Thaen park, Yasothon, in north east Thailand. This ancient local tradition is rooted in old Thai beliefs in supernatural powers necessary for a bountiful rice harvest. Beautifully decorated rockets and traditional costumes and dances make this a colourful occasion. Rockets are fired in a spectacular display with the one going highest being declared the winner.
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ďƒ? Green Valley hosts the St Andrews International School Tournament. On the sporting front, Rayong the events & promotions Green Valley Golf Course will host section of pattaya living is the St Andrews International produced in association with School Golf Tournament on May 18. The two-man scramble gets under way with a shotgun start at 12.30pm. Loads of food, drinks and prizes will available throughout the day. Arrive before 11.30am to sign Horsehoe Point, on May 4. The in at the St Andrews Golf Centre. game gets under way at 1pm. Exhibitions worthy of note in Thai Premier League Thai Premier League strugglers May include the Bangkok Bike Pattaya United face five football Exhibition on May 2-5; Money matches in May in their attempt to Expo 2013 May 9-12; and the Biggest Fair 2013 from May 11-19. climb the table. The Dolphins are at home to All three take place at the Impact TOT at Nongprue Stadium on May Arena, Muang Thong Thani. Money Expo includes separate 4; away to Suphanburi on May 12; home again on May 18 to Bangkok zones for capital markets; private Glass; and away to Chainat on May banking and wealth management; 26. All these games are scheduled gold market and gold futures; to kick off at 6pm. Final game of insurance; car leasing; properties; the month is home to Sisaket on fashion and lifestyle; gourmet and cuisine. The Biggest Fair 2013 will May 29, kick-off 7pm. Pattaya Cricket Club have two include the 33rd Furniture Fair; games scheduled in May. The the Fashion, Jewellery & Beauty Second XI visit Siam CC at Harrow Fair; Wedding Fair; Housing & International School on May 1 Property Fair; and the Supercar & for a 1pm start while the First XI Import Car Show. All exhibitions are open daily entertain the British Chamber of Commerce Thailand in a friendly from 10am to 9pm. Robert Collins match at the Thai Polo Club,
Details of published events are correct at the time of going to press but are subject to change without notice. Readers are advised to check with event organisers.
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Ex-United players kick off Legacy of Legends events itinerary
Pictured at the conclusion of a press conference to promote the up-coming events are (from left) Ray Fisher (of Fisher Promotions who specialise in organising events involving top sporting names); Clayton Blackmore; Denis Irwin; Centara Grand Mirage general manager Andre Brulhart; and the men behind the Legacy of Legends organisation Peter Banner and Kevin Fisher (no relation to Ray). Also pictured are Andy Cole and Lee Sharpe. Four top players from Manchester United’s recent past will be coming to Thailand next month (June) to take part in black tie dinners and golfing events to help raise money for a quartet of charities. The four – Clayton Blackmore, Denis Irwin, Andy Cole and Lee Sharpe – will help raise money for: l The Mechai Viravaidya Foundation which opened a school in north-eastern Thailand four years ago with the aim of being a lifelong learning centre, not only for young students but also members of the entire surrounding community. l Operation Smile which provides cleft lip and palate repair surgery for children worldwide.
l Women with a Mission, a private voluntary organisation working to make a positive difference to the lives of children living on the Thailand/Myanmar border. l Camillian Social Centre in Rayong which specialises in caring for people suffering from HIV and Aids and educating people about the dangers. Win a condo for hole in one Apart from the lure of getting an opportunity to meet the United players the golf days have an added bonus. Instead of the more usual chance to win a car for a hole in one the golfers will have the opportunity to win a Pattaya condo.
sponsorship opportunities Many sponsorship opportunities exist for those wishing to associate their businesses with these prestigious events. They are too numerous to mention in this limited space. So we suggest interested parties should contact Emy Mekel on 0818 481258 or you are welcome to email: sponsors@legacyoflegends.org
Denis and Clayton attended a press conference at Centara Grand Mirage as part of a whistle-stop tour to promote the events just two days after United had secured their 13th Premiership title. Since retiring from the game Denis now provides expert analysis on the MUTV channel and Clayton is part of the club’s Academy youth coaching set-up. Both had visited Thailand before with the Manchester club and were looking forward to the June trip. “We are very aware of the fanatical following that Man U enjoy here,” said Denis who will also be back for the current side’s match in Bangkok in July and has a holiday planned in Thailand in August! Three times in three months? He must like it here. l See Dave Buckley’s exclusive interview with Denis and Clayton on www.remthai.com
Thursday June 6: Gala dinner at Plaza Athénée Bangkok, a Royal Méridien Hotel. Friday June 7: Golf day and dinner at Riverdale Golf Course. Saturday June 8: Gala dinner at Centara Grand Mirage, Pattaya. Monday June 10: Golf day and dinner at Phoenix Golf Course, Pattaya. Prices for the above are Bt2,500 per tickets for the black tie Gala Dinners or Bt25,000 for a table; the golf will be Bt5,000 per head or Bt20,000 for a team of four. information You can call or SMS 0800 444 050 for tickets to the events or you can book online at legacyof legends.org (no space). The visit of boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard has now been rescheduled for September, it was announced.
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Who you gonna call? Stress busters!
ardens are lovely to sit in and pools are great to dip in. But, be honest with yourself, did you really come to Thailand with the intention of spending your time here mowing the lawn or cleaning the pool? I’m expecting the answer to be a resounding “no”, writes Dave Buckley. But someone has to do these tasks otherwise your home will soon look like it’s a contender to be the location for a remake of The Bridge on the River Kwai. These jobs – and numerous others – still need doing. But, preferably, not by you. Right? So, who you gonna call? Stress busters! Actually the real name of the company which launches this month is TN Project Management based in Soi Chaiyapruk at the offices of CSP, the building company run by Tom Coglan and his wife Noi. I asked if the TN part of the name stood for Tom and Noi but was assured that it is short for Terra Nova (new earth to non-Latin scholars). I conceded that Terra Nova did sound more professional. General manager for the new venture is Christine Stevenson, a long-time friend of Tom’s who came to Thailand 13 years ago and has now been in Pattaya for the past five of them. So there are few problems which farangs face that she is not aware of. It should be made clear that TN Project Management are not only about lawns and pools. In addition they list their services as: l Maid services l Window cleaning l Gutter cleaning l Preventative maintenance l General maintenance l Emergency maintenance l Laundry service l Car washing
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Indeed, you name it and the TN team would probably turn their hands to the task. “We have been providing these types of services for clients who have bought homes in CSP’s projects since the word ‘go’,” said Tom Coglan. “In a sense creating TN just formalises what we have been doing for a long time. We feel there is a place in the market for a company such as this.” What rates? I asked Christine if she could give me an idea of the rates TN would charge for these services. She smiled and told me that what I asked was close to impossible. “It’s hard to give an example given no two houses are the same,” she said. “Of course, we base our costings of things like how big is the lawn that needs cutting or pool that requires cleaning. But then you have to consider things like how frequently does the client want or need these jobs to be performed and, indeed, what actually needs to be done. “We tailor our costs on an individual basis taking these and other factors into account. What I would say to prospective
customers is ‘why not let us give you a no-obligations quote’.” Several of the TN team have been working with Tom Coglan’s CSP company for many years – “some as long as 10.” “We think it’s important to underline this,” said Christine. “Clients are letting us into their homes and gardens. It helps when they can feel assured about the trustworthiness and loyalty of the people we employ. “It’s also important to know that our staff are polite and punctual. No one wants to wait in all day waiting for maintenance people to turn up.” The company, which is due to launch on May 2 (the first being a bank holiday) are happy to offer their services to private individuals or to villages as a whole as is the case with the award-winning The Vineyards projects who have signed up with them. “We bring professionalism and care to what we do,” said Christine. “We are aware of how important communication between us and our clients is.” l Please contact 038 076 285 to find out more or email tnpm@ csp-construction.com
P A T T A Y A
G R A F f I T I
others r o f d e v i l Only a life thwhile r o w e f i l is a in - Albert Einste
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
– Helen Keller
- Life of Brian , John Cleese (centre) as Reg
To me, if life boils down to one th ing – movement. To live is to keep mo ving. - Jerry Seinfeld
The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello, goodbye
minute of I hated every , on t quit. D : id a s I t bu , training live the rest Suffer now and a champion of your life as -Muhammad Ali
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- Jimi Hendrix
Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life - John F Kennedy
Life is a trage dy when seen in clo seup, but a com edy in long-shot. - Charlie Chap
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment - Buddha , I don t wann a see a gho st; , It s the sigh t that I fea r , most; I d rat her have a piece of toast; W atch the ev ening news; Life, o h life
Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living?
- Bob Marley
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Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, ‘cos hate in your heart will consume you, too -Will Smith
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first– Ma rk Twain , e It s my lif , now or never It s , nna live I ain t go forever nt I just wa ile to live wh , I m alive
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1. According to the American Film Institute, the most famous movie quote of all time is Rhett Butler’s “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” in Gone With the Wind (above, left). But do you know why this Clark Gable line was it almost cut from the film? 2. Contrary to popular belief, Humphrey Bogart never uttered the words “Play it again, Sam” in Casablanca. In fact, Ingrid Bergman came closest when she said: ”Play it, Sam. Play………..”. What song was she asking the pianist Sam to play? 3. Another popular misquote is “Come up and see me sometime” attributed to Mae West (above, centre) in the 1933 film She Done Him Wrong. What she actually said was “Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? Come on up, I’ll………” What was she going to do? 4. Which one of the main characters said “May the Force be with you” in Star Wars? 5. “Not a lot of people know that” is a quote wrongly attributed to Michael Caine, but into which Oscar-nominated 1983 film did he slip the line as an in-joke?
6. “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” is Caine’s famous line from The Italian Job. What doors were the gang supposed to blow off? 7. The often repeated “I’ll have what she’s having” was first uttered by Estelle Reiner in which 1989 film? 8. A legal debate over a contract produced the classic line “You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!”. Who said it and in which film did he say it? 9. Clint Eastwood playing Harry Callahan (above, right) came up with a number of memorable one liners, including: “Go ahead, make my day.” In which film did he say it? Now test your news knowledge: 10. Which pop star is the subject of a four-month retrospective exhibition at London’s Victoria and Albert Museum?
They are throwaway lines that will live in our memories forever. But can you recall exactly who said what in which movie? The answers to these and our other questions appear on Page 24
11. Why were Mali Government officials left red faced and apologetic after presenting visiting French President Francois Hollande with the gift of a camel? 12. Which country mistakenly placed Russian President Vladimir Putin on a blacklist of people suspected of involvement in crime? 13. Gangnam Style rapper Psy’ from South Korea has a new single called Gentleman. It was originally to be called Assarabia, but why was it changed? 14. A £360,000 Lamborghini Aventador has been introduced as a police patrol car where? 15. William Shakespeare was an illegal food hoarder, academics have revealed. But what, according to documents uncovered recently, was he threatened with jail over? 16. Harrogate in North Yorkshire (pictured left) has topped a list of the happiest places to live in the UK in a survey conducted by the property website Rightmove. Areas in and around London account for nine out of 10 unhappiest places to live. Which town in the West Midlands is the 10th?
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The future of security
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ith all the fancy security devices that are available these days, the sight of a big padlock almost appears out of place. I mean, with keycards systems, CCTV and locks that open with fingerprint recognition, the old padlock seems like a dinosaur. But take a look around and you’ll see dozens of applications that demand ironclad security, durability and flexibility; that’s where you’ll continue to see our old friend the padlock. Häfele, the German fixtures company, presents us with a new and improved version of the padlock for 2013. The line of padlocks on offer from them is made by ABUS, a family-owned German lock manufacturer since 1924. For nearly a century, ABUS has built locks for securing bicycles, motor scooters, ATVs and boats … and a well-known line of padlocks. Stonger and lighter Exactly how does one improve on the padlock? That’s easy, make it stronger and lighter. The new line of locks presented by Häfele and built by ABUS is made from a new material called TITALIUM™. The material is a special aluminum alloy that uniquely combines a high level of torsion with light weight. ABUS takes a lesson from the aircraft industry by concentrating on two fundamental qualities: maximum strength and low weight. Exhaustive tests reveal the new series of TITALIUM™ locks are just
as strong as their traditional brass counterparts but weigh some 30 per cent less. The advantage of a lighter security solution is evident in many applications, especially when securing items in transit. Another futuristic feature of the new line of locks is Nano-protect plating on the lock’s hardened steel shackle to protect from corrosion and other damage. Sometimes it isn’t intruders you have to worry about, but the weather. Subtle enhancements like a paracentric keyway to prevent unwanted manipulation, a high precision three-five pins cylinder, double-bolted shackle and tulipshaped keyhead all work together to make these the most secure locks in the business. So, the next time you run across our old friend the padlock, take some time to consider it. As it hangs there in all its glory, daring you to get in; take a closer look. Is it an old school brass padlock? Or does it bear the brushed stainless finish and ABUS logo? Chances are, if it’s one from the new line of TITALIUM™ locks from Häfele, you’re going to need the key. l The Häfele design studio is celebrating its 9th Anniversary in Pattaya (90th for the company overall) with 90 top items including a Mercedes-Benz, gold and the iPhone5 being given away to mark the event.
Below: Volker Hellstern, managing director of Häfele (Thailand) Limited gives the new ABUS padlocks the thumbs up alongside a silvery Mr ABUS at the launch of the new padlocks in Thailand at the Home Hub store in Ubon Ratchathani.
about hÄfele Häfele is a leading international company for furniture fittings, architectural hardware, electronic locking systems and technical hardware advice. Customers include the furniture industry and trade, interior fitters, hardware dealers, building investors, architects, planners, authorities in more than 150 countries and, of course, the general public. Hafele Design Studio Pattaya is situated on Sukhumvit Road close to the top of Thepprasit Road and opposite the Outlet Mall. It is open from 9am-6pm on weekdays; 9am-4pm at weekends. Contact: Häfele Design Studio Pattaya 140/89 Moo 11, Nongprue, Banglamung, Chonburi 20150 T: +66 (0)38 332 485 F: +66 (0)38 332 489 E: info@hafele.co.th W: www.hafele.co.th
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1. ‘Damn’ and ‘hell’ were on the list of banned words compiled by Hollywood’s moral watchdog, the Hays Office. Popular legend has it that producer David Selznick paid a $5,000 fine as a result, but in fact no objection was raised. 2. As Time Goes By, a 1931 song written by Herman Hupfeld. 3. She was going to tell the character played by Cary Grant his fortune. 4. Han Solo, played by Harrison Ford in 1977. The line is No 8 on the American Film Institute list. 5. Educating Rita. Peter Sellers first came up with the phrase in a sketch spoofing Caine’s spy film The Ipcress File – he claimed the London-born actor was always quoting Guinness world records and saying: “Not a lot of people know that.” 6. They were the doors of a van used for a test detonation as the gang prepares to steal a gold shipment en route to Turin’s Fiat factory.
This Lamborghini Aventador is the latest addition to the Dubai police vehicle fleet. Psy had second thoughts about titling his latest single Assarabia for fear of offending the Arab world. David Bowie becomes a museum piece with a retrospective exhibition of his life and music at London’s Victoria and Albert Museum. French President Francois Hollande receives the ill-fated camel which ended up on someone’s dining table.
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7. When Harry Met Sally. Estelle Reiner delivers her punchline after Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm in a diner. Being the director’s mother, she probably didn’t have to audition. 8. The words were spoken by Otis B. Driftwood, played by Groucho Marx, in the 1935 film A Night at the Opera. 9. Sudden Impact (1983). 10. David Bowie. The V&A is exhibiting more than 300 objects, including handwritten lyrics, original costumes, fashion, photography, film, music videos, set designs, Bowie’s own instruments and album artwork. 11. The camel was killed and eaten by the family Hollande left it with in Timbuktu. One Mali official was quoted saying: “A new camel will be sent to Paris. We are ashamed of what happened to the first camel. It did not deserve this fate.”
12. Finland. Officials in Helsinki said they were investigating what led to, as they put it, the ‘regrettable mistake’. 13. Assarabia is a Korean slang term to express excitement. But it was thought it might cause offence in the Arab world and might raise pronunciation issues outside South Korea. 14. Dubai. Deputy police director Gen Khamis Matter al-Muzaina said it would be used to show tourists “how classy Dubai is”. 15. Tax evasion. Academics at Aberystwyth University say the bard profited from food shortages by illegally hoarding grain for resale at inflated prices and did all he could to avoid taxes. 16. Dudley. The survey conducted by the property website in January had more than 38,000 respondents. It ranks towns on criteria such as space, pride, safety and neighbourliness.
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the chow hound Hunting down meals and deals ... The Hound laps up some of his favourite cuisine ... he just can’t resist India food.
INDIAN BY NATURE : CHATEAU DALE COMPLEX, JOMTIEN
The Hound listens to a tip from a member of the family which runs IBN and is glad he did
Indian cuisine is one of The Hound’s favourites. But, not just any Indian food will do. The Hound growls with displeasure when he finds what he thinks is a new Indian restaurant, only to discover they are serving the same old standard vindaloo and tandoori chicken. Indian cuisine is one of the most creative in the world; lack of imagination takes all the adventure out of it somehow. The Hound thanks the culinary gods for Indian By Nature on Theppraya Road. IBN is an old favourite and this month he popped in to see what was new and exciting. The atmosphere there is decidedly upscale from most Indian restaurants. The décor is casual but elegant, taking The Hound away from the hustle and diesel fumes just outside the door in busy Thappraya Road. Sheer curtains separate the dining room into little vignettes, providing alcoves of romantic tables for two as well as big party booths. The lighting is perfectly dimmed with oil lamps flickering on every table. The music is a mix of Indian classics and smooth house music. The courteous and knowledgeable staff hover around the room not making a sound. It is obvious to The Hound someone with an overall vision is in charge of creating a “dining experience”. Normally, The Hound gets overwhelmed by the extensive menu at IBN, defaulting to the set menu. But, the set menu here isn’t what you’d expect. First off, there are two; vegetarian and non-vegetarian.
What The Hound really likes is the presentation. Rather than an onslaught of one dish after another, IBN offers a seven dish sampler with a few bites of some of their best dishes. Acting on a secret tip from an IBN family member, The Hound ordered off the menu choosing the Goan Naan and Kerala Fish Curry. The Hound could tell he’d done the right thing by knowing smile on the waiter’s face. Then The Hound settled in for a bit of a wait because this is a real Indian restaurant where they make everything fresh and to order. The Hound used this time to peruse the well thought out wine list, ultimately settling on a carafe of house red, a very smooth South African Cabernet. Visually pleasing When the food came, it was as The Hound expected; piping hot and visually pleasing … almost too pretty to mess up. The Goan Naan was nice and crispy on the ends with bits of Achaar (pickled mango) sprinkled on top; perfect for dipping in the savoury dark red Kerala fish curry. The beauty of Indian food is the delicate balance of spices, and this curry didn’t disappoint, with big chunks of fresh Dory peeking out above the top. The Hound always says, “life is too short to eat average food”, and at Indian By Nature, you’ll never be bored by the same old tired dishes. Try some their signature creations. Visit www.indian-by-nature. com/and see what he means.
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the nite owl Swooping on the best venues Mimosa – something for everyone Normally, this column is about what to do in a tourist town that doesn’t reek of the tired old offerings served up to our vacationing visitors. This month is no different, but embraces the new brand of tourism in Pattaya. I’m not touting myself as a tourism expert, but the town I grew up in (Orlando) and the city I went to university at (Las Vegas) have been the top tourist destinations in the world for decades. When I visited Mimosa, Pattaya’s newest tourist offering, I felt a nostalgic tug at my heart for both Vegas-style entertainment and Disneyesque fantasy. Recently I’ve been hitting traffic jams around Ambassador City in Na-Jomtien. A pedestrian walkway has been established with uniformed officers and orange traffic cones escorting throngs of tourists pouring out of the old hotel all the way across busy Sukhumvit Road. “Why did the Russians cross the road?” To get to Mimosa … apparently it’s “The City of Love”. Entertainment and shopping Mimosa is an entertainment and shopping combination built on the east side of Sukhumvit and made to look like an old European village. Some say it’s French;
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others German; but I’d say it is a blended European fantasy. The first thing I noticed was the massive parking lot. If it was empty I’d say, “wishful thinking”. But I went early on a Monday night and it was already packed; a good sign for sure. It cost me a nominal Bt50 to park and walk in. What I found inside looked like one of those themed sections of Disney World like Fantasyland, or Tomorrowland. I suppose this would be called “Euroland”. Mimosa is several walking streets lined with multi-coloured shops, restaurants and art boutiques done up like an actual village. The second thing I noticed was how clean and manicured this place is. No dust, even though it’s still under construction. No trash, even though everyone seemed to be walking around eating and drinking something. No treacherous potholes in the ground, no dangling electrical wires … no food carts blocking the walkways. Mimosa looks like an upscale tourist village anywhere in the world … except for Thailand. The shops and restaurants are an interesting and eclectic mix without too much of one thing; clothing stores, coffee shops, art galleries, posh restaurants and a big food court. The village itself is
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well equipped with places to stop and take a rest just to do a little people watching in the shade. A canal runs right through the middle complete with graceful swans and picturesque little bridges. I did not feel conspicuous pulling out my fancy camera as the whole place is one big “Kodak moment”. People of all ages and nationalities were scurrying around, posing for pictures in front of an endless supply of stunning backgrounds. Carnival atmosphere Jugglers, clowns and stilt-walkers keep the kids awe-struck and provided even more photo opportunities. When someone describes a place as having a “carnival atmosphere”, this is what they mean. But, even though the cavernous parking lot was packed, I noticed none of the shops or cafés were full. Then I got into the centre of the village and found out why. The main attraction at Mimosa is the giant fountain in the town square. Everyone was gathered in the ample seating or crowded onto the overhead walkway to see the first of three scheduled shows. The lights dimmed and the show started on time. Incredibly clear music emanated from the surroundsound-like outdoor theatre and the elaborate water and light
show began. The water seemed to dance to the music and laser lights shot out from all over. As the song built to multiple crescendos, water would shoot 50 metres into the sky, much to the crowd’s delight. Following acts featured all manner of dancers and performers. A Michael Jackson impersonator appeared and moonwalked his way around the stage and across the fountain while “Billy Jean” pumped out of the speakers. He even broke into a rendition of the popular “Gangnam Style” dance. The round, retractable stage at the rear of the fountain rose and fell to present one performer after another. The show-stopping finale came when the Mimosa master of ceremonies popped onto the stage to bring out a troupe of fantasy dancers dressed in some of the most elaborate costumes I’ve seen. Intricately woven together The whole thing was pitched somewhere between Las Vegas showgirls, Brazilian Carnival and Thailand’s famous cabarets put on by our very own third-gender performers. Sound, light, water and dazzling showgirls were all intricately woven together for a show that was over too quickly. As an experienced tourist rat, I popped out early to find some food before the crowd hit the restaurants. Giving in to the Eurotheme, I chose the big authenticlooking German place. (The wilting heat and that glowing Erdinger sign might have had something to do with my choice.) The restaurant looked and smelled like a real
German eatery. The menu was simple, employed generous use of pictures and printed in English, Thai and Russian. I went for the big beer which was just what the doctor ordered. I ordered the wiener-schnitzel and was not disappointed. From my window perch inside the air-conditioned restaurant, I watched the audience from the show spill out onto the street and took an informal poll. “Where are all these people from?” I wondered. My pre-conceived notion was that the place was full of Russian tourists from across the street, but I was wrong. More than half the patrons were Thai – couples, groups of teenagers and families. Several Thai families found their way into the German place and frenetically chattered about the show they had just witnessed. My guess was that these folks had checked the menu outside before they came and knew Thai food was generously placed on the menu. Again I was mistaken. It seems Thai people like German beer and pork-knuckle. Tray after tray of towering amber beverages and the crackling hot German specialty made their way to excited tables. Who knew right? As I walked around killing time before the next show, I could see all the cafés and restaurants had filled up, especially the food court. Young Thai couples sipping coffee … visiting foreigners quaffing Cabernet in front of the wine shop … kids eating ice cream … something for everyone. The crowd gathered again
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and the second show started … right on-time. Much to my surprise, the line-up of music and entertainment acts changed. Taking the time to peruse the audience I was amazed at the diversity. Couples snuggled together enjoying the show and taking pictures … big families with dozens of kids excitedly waiting for the next act … even family pets were brought along to enjoy the festivities. Smile as big as Texas Then I spotted something that really warmed my heart. Right in the front row, centre stage was a Thai family who had brought their elderly grandmother in her wheelchair. The smile on her face was a big as Texas and she only stopped clapping to take a few bites of the ice cream cone being held by her grandson. When the gorgeous Thai dancer appeared in her electric blue traditional costume, the old lady put her hands on her heart and swooned at her beauty and grace. It occurred to me that the Tourism Authority of Thailand should pat itself on the back. For years we’ve heard about how they want to attract a more family-oriented type of tourism. From what I saw at Mimosa, that day has arrived. Old, young, Thai, foreign visitors and expatriates … date-night, girls-night or family outing … everyone can all find something they like. I was duly entertained. Nite Owl out!
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Getting a home gym that works for you
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o you know what the best gym in town is? It’s the one you will go to. How many times have you joined a gym or fitness centre, only to find a million reasons not to go? I’ve got news for you. You won’t get in shape simply carrying around a membership card. Here in Pattaya, it is very difficult to find a facility I will show up to several times per week. The biggest and most popular gym in town went out of business. The True Fitness scheduled to be installed at Central Festival pulled out before the mall was finished. We are left to choose from some poorly designed gyms. Some hotels have nice facilities but can be expensive to join. And let’s face it; the fitness centres in most condominium complexes are often window dressing designed to look good in glossy brochures. Many gyms are crowded at peak hours which may be the only time you have to work out. Others are nothing more than cliquish coffee clutches with members laying around on the equipment
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talking about the events of the day or texting on their iPhones. I go to the gym to workout, take a shower and get on with the day. If I want social interaction, I’ll head down to my local pub. The idea of creating your own fitness Nirvana is a solution to this problem, and can also dissolve all those other objections to putting on your trainers and breaking a sweat. The home gym solution is superior to a membership-driven fitness centre on many levels. You can install the equipment you actually use. You can install the entertainment that motivates you ... like your own music. And the best part is; you can work out whenever you want, in privacy and comfort. Once the expense is over, no membership fees, no renewals … no penalties for losing your card (a particular problem for me). But building your own home fitness centre is not without its challenges. Accomplishing the task here in Thailand has some inherent pitfalls you may not have considered. Before we discuss specific tips about building your
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home gym, a word or two of warning is in order. First of all, look out for fake equipment. That’s right; just like Gucci bags and Rolex watches; fitness equipment can be knocked off, sometimes with dangerous results. Some enterprising local will take a few pictures of legitimate equipment, send it up to Uncle Jaroon with his welding machine and voila … a coat of paint and some computer-generated decals later you’ve got a fake Life Fitness machine. These machines have not undergone the exhaustive testing or quality control of the real thing. It’s not just about poor quality or it having no warranty, it can seriously injure the user. Another major consideration is warranty and service. Dumbbells and free weights are pretty maintenance-free, but complicated universal machines and treadmills can – and do – break down. Check the manufacturer’s warranty closely for duration and scope of service. More importantly, find out how your equipment will be repaired if it breaks down.
With that said, there are three things you must consider when planning your home gym: Budget Any discussion of budget must include a bit of market dissection. The lower or “entry level” of fitness equipment is chock-full of poor quality and sub-standard choices. Do not buy your equipment unseen from TV or direct mail promotions. Equally bad decisions can be made in department store sport shops. While the machines may fit your budget, they are destined to function only as coat racks. Take the high road and place yourself in the “sophisticated consumer” sector of the market. Equipment produced by leading brands like Life Fitness, Cybex, Vectra, and the ultra-hi-tech Octane line are all good choices. If you can’t afford to fully outfit your gym with the best equipment, choose a payment plan or phase your purchases. Remember, the equipment is worthless if you don’t use it. It is far better to choose one really good machine than a roomful
of junk. The best brands are used in commercial fitness centres because they utilise better bio mechanics and ergo metric design. Well-known brands are also likely to have many more features. And, not surprisingly, the warranty and service arrangements will also be superior to the lower end of the market. Space Don’t let space limitations deter you. Naturally, many things depend on your ultimate goal, but even a condo or apartment can accommodate a single piece of cardio vascular equipment. The issue is balancing your intended use with the space you have available. If you have an extra bedroom, it is likely you can create an entire home gym with room to spare. Most quality home fitness equipment lines have taken space limitations into account with their design. Universal weight training machines that used to need a lot of space were designed to sit in the middle of a room. This is because they were just scaled
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down versions of those found in big commercial gyms. Modern machines are specifically designed for home use and built to fit on a wall or in a corner. Most can easily fit into a bedroom. Don’t have space for a wall filled with a dumbbell rack? Check out the new adjustable dumbbells that are available. These new devices take up a fraction of the space by utilising only two handles but allow you to change how many plates of weight are affixed to them with a simple “click”. Spinning bikes are also a space-saving way to get your cardio vascular workout. Please remember, when planning your fitness space it isn’t all about square metres. Machine placement can be crucial. Most of us need some kind of distraction or entertainment when burning fat on a cardio machine. So, figure out how to place that treadmill or elliptical stepper near a window or a TV. Intended usage Ask yourself what your goals are and consider exactly how the equipment and space will be used.
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Do not buy equipment to decorate your home or impress your friends. If you do not intend to enter the Mr Universe contest this year, then you probably won’t need that squat rack with 600 pounds of weight. Questions to consider Am I creating this gym because I want to exercise on my own time or do I just want to burn some fat between trips to the big gym? Will this home gym be my primary exercise place? Do I want to gain strength and tone? Do I want a full body workout? Who else in my family will use the facility? Whatever your answers are there are quality modern fitness
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machines that can match your goals. Balancing your budget, space and intended use is the first step in getting a gym you really use. If you can’t afford it all at once, be patient and phase your purchases. Equipment selection can also be broken down into three parts... Cardio-vascular equipment In case you don’t already have a favourite cardio machine, slip on your trainers and try some of them out. Even people with leg and back limitations have found new life through specifically designed machines. Treadmills, elliptical cross-trainers, upright or recumbent bikes, rowing machines and stair-steppers are all lowimpact ways to get your heart pumping. New designs can insure these machines give you a fullbody workout and may be the only equipment you need. Personal or multi-gyms Personal gyms are single weight stack strength trainers allowing one person to exercise. Multi gyms have two to four weight stacks allowing more than one person to use the machine at the same time. Both come in different quality and price levels. New personal gyms now offer cable motion for functional or “user defined” range of motion. This technology and exercise technique focuses on core training and movements of everyday life. Better quality personal gyms and multi gyms will provide 20-24 different exercises on all areas of the body with easy
to use adjustments to change from one exercise to another. Dumbbells, benches and free weights A twin-tier dumbbell rack and 5-10 pair of rubber coated dumbbells along with a flat to inclined adjustable bench is a nice addition or alternative to a personal gym if budget or space is a problem. However, most exercises done with this equipment is upper body specialisation of the arms and back. Free weights using Olympic bars and plate weights are not recommended for home use unless one always has a workout partner and a strong sound-proof floor. So, now that you have some guidelines about what to consider, you’re probably waiting for a recommendation on where to shop for your home gym fit-out. I can only in good conscience recommend one vendor in Pattaya. Last October, Seara sports systems opened a new showroom on Sukhumvit Road near the corner of Chaiyapruk Road. They are internationallyknown designers and suppliers of all manner of sports equipment from mega-fitness centres to home gyms. Their display of new state-ofthe-art equipment is impressive and comprehensive. The staff is knowledgeable and Englishspeaking. Most importantly, they warranty and service all their own equipment. Now stop procrastinating and go home … to the gym! Bart Walters
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Did you know...
Engineers working on London’s £15 billion Crossrail project have unearthed 14 bodies in Charterhouse Square in Farringdon, revealing a previously unknown Black Death plague pit. The find corresponds with John Stow’s 1598 Survey of London that suggest as many as 50,000 bodies are buried in the area. About 1.5 million Britons are thought to have died in the Black Death, while about 25 million perished in Europe and an estimated 75 million across the world.
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The best-selling female authors of all time, according to Wikipedia (estimated number of copies sold in brackets): 1. Agatha Christie (2-4 billion) 2. Barbara Cartland (500m-1 billion) 3. Danielle Steel (500-800 million) 4. Enid Blyton (300-600m) 5. J K Rowling (350-450m) 6. Jackie Collins (250-400m)
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‘Science may set limits to knowledge but should not set limits to imagination.’ – Bertrand Russell
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Bars
Bamboo Bar: live music nightly in this busy bar and streetside lounge. Close to Walking Street entrance. Tel: 038 232 315, Fax: 038 232 315, email: bamboopattaya@ hotmail.com Caddy Shack: as the name suggests, it’s a haven for golfers. Airconditioned with outdoor terrace and swimming pool and rooms to rent upstairs. 388/385 M10, Soi 17. Tel: 038 300 683, Fax: 038 300 682, email: enquiries@caddyshackpattaya.com Green Bottle: cosy, well-run pub with a good reputation and central location. 216/3 M10, 2nd Road. Tel: 038 429 870, email: dianagrp@ loxinfo.co.th Jameson’s: Irish pub with strong food offering. Popular with locals and tourists alike. Good place to unwind. 80/164 Moo 9, Soi Sukrudee (Soi AR) right next to Nova Park. Tel: 038 361 873-4 Fax: 038 361 873, email: info@jamesonspattaya.com Metro: an air-conditioned sports bar boasting free pool tables and numerous screens on which to watch top sports events. Soi LK Metro, 33/85-36, Moo 10 close to Soi Buakhow. Tel: 038 425 874, email: info@metro-apartmentspattaya.com Punch & Judy: this is a Londonstyle pub with good food and competitive prices. Frequent promotions. Almost opposite the Caddy Shack in Soi 17. Tel: 038 413255 Shamrock: fun and lively British-run ‘family’ bar, an oasis of sanity among the bars of Pattayaland, South Pattaya. Tel: 038 425 417 email: pattayashamrock@yahoo.com Witherspoons: A typical Britishstyle pub with inexpensive meals available while you watch the football on one of its numerous screens. Rooms also available. Soi Buakhow near Soi Diana Inn. Tel: 038 721 121
Need to be fed and watered? You’ll find a warm welcome at any of the following ...
Restaurants
Ali Baba: Good quality Indian restaurant with a fine selection of authentic dishes. 1/13-14, Pattaya Central Road close to the beach. Tel: 038 361 620 Alt Heidelberg: German sausages and imported sauerkraut dominate the menu, good location. 273 M10, Pattaya Beach Road, South Pattaya. Tel: 038 421 258 Bruno’s: Renowned for serving classy reasonably expensive French cuisine, more than 150 wines available. A place to impress. 306/63 Chateau Dale Plaza, Thappraya Road, Pattaya. Tel: 038 364 600-1, Mobile: 081 861 5612, Fax: 038 364 602, email: reservations@brunos-pattaya.com Cherrys: You get a lot for your money here. European and Thai food. Be careful not to fill up on the salad bar which is free when ordering a main course. Their buffet nights get crowded. In Third Road opposite the former X-Zyte Disco. Tel: 086 3145819 Ciao: Decent pizza and pasta in this established Italian restaurant in town centre. 4 Pattaya Klang Road. 038 710 614 Hard Rock Café: International restaurant cum bar with large cocktail menu and mainly American influenced cuisine. DJs spin discs and house band performs cover versions. 429 Moo 9, Pattaya Beach Road. Tel: 038 428 755, Fax: 038 421 673. Open: Mon-Sun 11.00 to 02.00 JJ Pizza Bar: authentic pizza cooked in wood fire ovens, reasonably priced. 325/85 M.10, Soi Pattaya-land 2, Pattaya Beach Road. 038 424 128 Lobster Pot: huge restaurant serving all seafood, specialising in lobster and tiger prawns. Walking Street opposite Pattaya Soi 14, South Pattaya. Tel: 038 426 083 PIC Kitchen: classy Thai food in a traditional atmosphere. Soi 5, Pattaya 2 Road. Tel: 038 428 374, 428 387, Fax: 038 422 773, email: picpih@loxinfo.co.th
Pig and Whistle: British pub grub in ample portions served by welltrained staff. 217/34 Moo 10, Pattaya City. Tel: 038 361 315, Fax: 038 361 272, email: info@ pigandwhistlepattaya.com Queen Victoria Inn: traditional English pub with excellent menu and a good selection of imported beers on tap. 437/137-8 Soi Yodsak (Soi 6), Pattaya.038 425 418, 362 523, Mobile: 086 060 6210, Fax: 038 424 941, email: mail@ queenvicpattaya.com Rice Mill: Cantonese restaurant offers dim sun and all-you-caneat buffet on weekends. Royal Garden Plaza, 218 Beach Road, Pattaya. Tel: 038 421 120 Royal Cliff Beach Hotel: huge complex containing 10 restaurants, including the delicious Maharani Indian restaurant. 353 Pratumnak Road. Tel: 038 250 421, Fax: 038 250 511, 250 513, email: info@ royalcliff.com Shenanigans: bars and restaurants serving traditional Irish pub-style fayre and drinks with daily food specials. Two venues. First is up one level at The Avenue Pattaya. Tel: 038 723 939-40, Fax: 038 723 941, email: info@shenanigans-pattaya.com. Second is in Jomtien Complex which also has daily promotions such as “Toss the Boss”. Tel: 038 303 490. The Sportsman: traditional pub fayre with Thai food. Top Sunday carvery, extensive wine list and many imported beers. Soi 13, Beach Road. Tel: 038 710 609 Sugar Hut Restaurant: in hotel of the same name, expensive, but worth it. Thai cuisine. 391/18 Moo 10, Thappraya Road. Tel: 038 364 186,251 686, Fax: 038 251 689, email: sugar-hut@cnet.net.th, opening: 07.00-24.00 Tips Restaurant: more than 12 set breakfasts served in this popular, yet inexpensive, restaurant. 22 Pattaya Beach Road, South Pattaya. Tel: 038 423 418. Open Hours: 07.00-24.00
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Many local bars organise golf days, often at better prices than casual golfers can negotiate with the course direct. If you plan to play regularly, consider membership of the Pattaya Sports Club as production of its membership card can help secure worthwhile discounts. The one-off registration fee is Bt400 plus Bt500 a year membership thereafter. Most golfers find they can save these sums within just a few rounds. Bangpra International: is one of several five-star courses in the area. This is an 18-hole, par 72 course with plenty of water on the front nine. Clubhouse has been renovated in style – even the toilets are automated! Tel: 038 341 149-50 Burapha Golf Club: is a fourstar, 36-hole, par 72 course. The Eastern course suits up-andcoming golfers, while the Western challenges the more experienced. Reserving a tee-off time is advised. Tel: 038 372 700-1
designed by Robert Trent Jones Jr. The course with a five-star clubhouse is set in an old coconut plantation and is popular with families due to its pools and sports club adjacent. Tel: 038 630 410-6 The Emerald: Close to Bang Chang, Emerald is another course where Nick Faldo has left his mark. He designed this in conjunction with the late Desmond Muirhead. Many holes test accuracy, not length, of drive. Tel: 038 941 111
Whatever standard you play to you will find a course to suit within an hour’s drive. Here are just some of them.
Great Lake: is a 36-hole, par 72, Nick Faldo design to the east of Pattaya. The 120 bunkers, water hazards and lovely setting make this a challenging course at moderate prices. Tel: 038 622 630 Greenwood (formerly Noble Place): is well designed 27-hole, par 72 course. A well-kept course with few water hazards allows good scoring for high handicappers. Tel: 081 484 9066, 081 484 9069
Century Chonburi: Designed by Nick Faldo, this is an inexpensive 18-hole, par 72 course, often not too busy during the week. Clubhouse has little to commend it, but this is reflected in low green fees. Tel: 081 304 1545
Laem Chebang International: in terms of course, facilities and expense this Jack Nicklaus-designed, 27-hole, par 72 course is one of the top ones. Set in spectacular surroundings on mountain, valley and lake nines. Carts are compulsory. Tel: 038 372 273
Crystal Bay: Many palms has led to Hawaiian comparisons. Testing par 3s are a feature. Water adds to the look of the course, not just as a hazard. Virtually no rough. Good chance to play to your handicap or better. Tel: 038 349 370-80
Pattana Golf and Sports Resort: Three nines – one of which features a par 6; another starts with an intimidating drive between two stretches of water. The course is a par 72 set in more than 1,200 rai. Tel: 038 318 999
Eastern Star: near Bang Chang is an 18-hole, par 72 four-star course
Pattaya Country Club: located 25 kms outside Pattaya on Route 36
is popular with expat golfers. This 18-hole course gives value for money. Tel: 038 423 718-9 Phoenix: offers a five-star clubhouse and a four-star, 27hole, par 72 course which is found between Pattaya and Sattahip off the Sukhumvit. The three nines are called Ocean, Lake and Mountain. Tel: 038 239 391-5, 239 400 Rayong Green Valley: this is a Wolveridge and Thompson course of 18 holes, classed as five-star for both the course and clubhouse (which it shares with St Andrews). Suits all handicaps, but beware the water. Tel: 038 603 000-5 Royal Thai Navy (Plutaluang): reasonable green fees ensure this 36-hole, par 72 venue is well used but is rarely too busy. Feature holes include The Lighthouse par 3 surrounded by water. Tel & Fax: 038 246 056-7 Siam Country Club, Old Course: is a three-star, 18-hole course, a four-star clubhouse and a five star price. Gentle hills with large trees give it the feeling of Western golf courses. Tel: 038 909 700 Siam Country Club, Plantation Course: 27-hole course opened in 2008 and is already regarded as one of the most difficult. Three holes share the same green – a first in Asia. Carts are compulsory. Clubhouse is a delight. Tel: 038 909 600 St Andrews 2000: is considered one of the best in the area. This course is a serious challenge. Carts are compulsory. Boasts two par 6 holes. Tel: 038 030 660-2
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Dr Iain Corness (right) is a medical doctor who has worked in the UK, Europe and Australia, before coming to Thailand in 1997 to become a consultant at the Bangkok Hospital Pattaya (email: inquiry@bph.co.th). He has been writing for newspapers and magazines since 1967 and is currently a special correspondent for the Pattaya Mail, technical editor for Asean Autobiz, and contributor to many coffee table magazines in Thailand.
Copy drugs? Here? Really?
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I was reminded of the parlous state of the pharmaceutical industry the other day when I was asked about the safety in buying drugs/medications in this country over the counter or from the net. Now, every day I receive at least four email offers of cutprice drugs that will keep me in a state of perpetual priapism. For those unsure of this condition, it is a state of continuing (and painful) male erection and the term was coined after the Greek god Priapus who is shown in paintings to have a member that puts the (in)famous John Holmes of porn movies to shame. However, this is actually a serious situation. If most drugs are only available through pharmacies worldwide, on the prescription of a doctor, is it safe to just buy over the internet, without any doctor’s advice? I believe it is not safe. As the American Food and Drug Administration (FDA) reports on its website, “patients who buy prescription drugs from websites operating outside the law are at increased risk of suffering life-threatening adverse events, such as side effects
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fake drugs exceed US$ 3.5bn per year, according to a paper
from inappropriately prescribed medications, dangerous drug interactions, contaminated drugs, and impure or unknown ingredients found in unapproved drugs.” The FDA goes on to warn that “… certain drugs be dispensed only with a valid prescription because they are not safe for use without the supervision of a licensed healthcare practitioner. Generally, before the practitioner issues a prescription for a drug the patient has never taken before, he or she must first examine the patient to determine the appropriate treatment. Licensed pharmacy “Subsequently, the patient receives the drug from a registered pharmacist working in a licensed pharmacy that meets state practice standards.” That situation is certainly not the case when you look at buying blue diamonds over the ‘net, is it? The incidence of internet pseudo-pharmacies is also very high. In the US, according to the American Medical Association, there are at least 400 web sites that both dispense and offer a prescribing service – half of these sites are located in foreign countries. Some have estimated
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that the number of websites selling prescription drugs may now be closer to 1,000. As far as I can see it, one of the big problems is the lack of regulation of these “net pharmacies”. Are the blue diamonds ‘real’ blue diamonds? According to the World Health Organisation (WHO), 25 per cent of medications bought in street markets in developing countries are fake. My own experience in some of the poorer SE Asian countries has been that another 50 per cent are real but out of date, leaving around 25 per cent genuine manufacturer’s stock. The FDA estimates worldwide sales of fake drugs exceed US$3.5bn per year, according to a paper published in April 2005. According to WHO, drugs commonly counterfeited include antibiotics, antimalarials, hormones and steroids. Increasingly, anticancer and antiviral drugs are also faked. And you can add to that, the ‘blue diamonds’. Never forget the phrase “Caveat emptor” (Let the buyer beware). You have been warned. Get your medications on prescription from a registered pharmacy you can trust.
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Will F1 be a Bangkok reality?
When it was first suggested that Thailand would get a round of the F1 championships in 2015, I was one of the many who said I would drop my trousers in Sukhumvit Road if that ever happened. Looks like I might have to tighten my belt
The pre-war ERA – one of the signs that has me thinking the Thai Grand Prix might really happen.
a little! And perhaps wear braces as well! What caused me to change my mind was something I saw at the Bangkok Motor Show. In pride of place on a stand was a prewar ERA painted in Prince Bira’s colours. Large signs everywhere saying F1 for Thailand, plus a mock-up F1 Red Bull show car. Following on from that, there was another F1 Red Bull show car in Central Festival in Pattaya. On top of that, some of the more believable F1 websites have started publicising the Bangkok Grand Prix, with confirmations from Bernie Ecclestone, the power broker in F1, that an agreement was in place. According to Bernie, our Grand Prix has to be a round the streets event, like Monaco or Singapore, with Ratchadamnoen Avenue and around the Victory Monument the most likely route at this stage. Night race Because of the time differential between here and Europe, the race will have to be run at night, so that it is a ‘normal’ time for the live telecasts in Europe. Being then a night race, like Singapore, we will need to illuminate the streets with high power (and expensive) lighting. No excuses that Myanmar gas was lacking or leaking.
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Once again, according to Mr Ecclestone, we will also be the first race of the season, with Australia slotted in after that. With the weight of all that evidence, and the fact that Red Bull is majority owned by Thailand’s Red Bull founder (that is why there is a Thai flag sticker on the Red Bull Formula 1 cars), who does have plenty of money, plus interested parties in the current government, I am swaying towards the idea that we will have our own F1 event. Back to the ‘real’ world The Retro season has begun, and we were thrilled to come back with the winner’s trophy from the Bonanza Circuit in Khao Yai last month. Certainly a great start to the season. Big news is the entrance of yet another promoter, proposing 20 lap races on the Sundays, after practice and qualifying Saturday afternoons. There will be four of these events during the year. Unfortunately, the calendar is not yet set in stone, but we are looking forward to the prospect of some longer races. Simon, my top crew man, says the Escort can take it – but the next question is – can the driver? I just might have to look at some gym fitness exercises, after all!
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