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Winter '10/'11 Issue #23
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steer yourself wrong. Except of course if you take the wrong road.
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Consider the saying "a fork in the road". This can mean many things to many people but for most it’s an obvious sign to change direction. One way to ensure life’s desserts are oft enjoyed is to look at a fork in the road and see its true meaning. There’s a reason it’s called a fork and not some other object like a wall. A fork is a clear sign that road has the most desserts. A road with a wall in it is a dead end. It’s no surprise life is full of surprises. I’m not an old bat yet but there’s enough wisdom in me to know life sometimes has a way of forcing you to change direction whether you want to or not.
What do you do when there's a fork in the road?
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Save Your Fork, There’s Dessert One of my greatest goals in life is to become an afghan-over-the-knees, hot-cocoa-drinking, embellishedstory-telling grandma. Nothing says "gather ’round, kids!" like an old bat in an armchair just bursting with wisdom and theories to impart on unsuspecting grandkids, who stare up at her in awe, oblivious to how heavily laced the hot cocoa is. Theories after all come from wizened old bats and I look forward to being one who passes on some of my favourites. Like "the best is yet to come", which suggests there is always something to look forward to. Thinking of the above older version of myself usually makes me believe this although I often think it would have been easier to sell that line if we were born old and got younger. Aside from the one similarity (starting out wrinkled and in diapers) everything else would be favourably different. Think of how much there would be to look forward to? You get younger! Your knees start feeling better, you know you'll just get more attractive, gravity works in your favour, you start not being able to understand the depress-
ing news of the world and by the end of it all you're being picked up and carried through life with not a care in the world. As it stands now consider the huge amount of trust needed to just sit back and acquiesce to being steered through life. It’s not like we younger folks are bombarded with optimism about aging. Pension plan? Phft! A questionable future in health care at best and at worst a life walking around sporting the latest in senior's fashion. The muumuu for example is possibly one of the most hideous dress-styles known to man (and trust me it’s the men who suffer here). Muumuus somehow made it into the mainstream clothing line with nary a second glance. But perhaps this potato sack of inspiration came from another lovable theory: "life is short, eat dessert first", aka: screw the veggies and make a bad decision because bad decisions make good stories. Is the muumuu-wearer someone to behold then if they are in fact old, full of life’s desserts and comfortable in an unrestricted waistband of day-to-day existence? If the best is yet to come and the way is paved with life’s dessert, I’m unbuckling my belt to make some room. Either one of these philosophies work for me because it sounds like you can’t really
There are few things harder than making decisions that largely effect the quality of your life: where to live, what house to buy, what job to train for...and sometimes we just want to head down the easy road that looks straight and devoid of obstacles. But the one thing I hope to tell my grandkids and be able to back-up with lots of examples from my own life is: whenever there’s a fork in your road, pick it up and take it down the sweetest path you can find because life is short and the best is yet to come. Happy holidays!
Heather Lea Publisher/editor
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