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THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE• WINTER IS HERE • VOLUME 22 ISSUE 12
DEATHNOTE pg. 49 URIJAH FABER............................................................................27 THE CALIFORNIA KID PREPARES FOR THE NEXT BIG FIGHT ULTIMATE HOLIDY GIFT GUIDE......................................................14 JUST THE HOTTEST STUFF TO PUT UNDER THAT LIL’ TREE 2007 SCORE BAJA 1000...............................................................40 BLOOD SWEAT AND GEARS ALL THE WAY TO CABO MEGAN McCAULEY......................................................................49 THIS YOUNG SIREN GIVES US A PIECE OF HER MIND MUTE MATH................................................................................50 ARE THESE GUYS THE NEXT BIG THING? REVOLT SUMME SURF SERIES.......................................................32 THE FINAL EVENT IN THE SERIES ENDS WITH A BANG ALSO INSIDE: PROFILES • INTERVIEWS • CD REVIEWS • MOVIE PREVIEWS • GAMING REVIEWS • WHORESCOPES • HORCHATA • WHORESCOPES • ADS • YO MAMA • WWW.REVOLTSD.COM 7
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Hey Revolt Crew, I see your rag around alot these days. It’s pretty much the only thing i read if I’m not studying. The sports are a good mix of stuff & the chix are smoking hot! Keep up the good work & I’m gonna call you when I gradjiate. Hope you guys are hiring in 2010. Matt
BACKWASH Matt- Sounds like you know a good thing when you see it. Thanks for the support & we’ll see about getting you a position later. Sounds like Sports Editor...or nipple fluffer. Hello Revolt, I for one, would like to say thanks for placing a critical perspective back into the pages of Revolt. For too long the soundbites in San Diego have been orchestrated by a minority of bloodsucking conservatives bent on spreading lies to grease the wheels for the profiteering white collar criminals who run the show, i.e. the developers, they’re lawyers, and a circus of sycophant politicos that serve to undermine any forward progress for the city and its inhabitants. Hopefully your efforts will not go unnoticed and may inspire the Revolt. Best, John John, We couldn’t agree with you more. We believe in letting the people speak their mind. Although we dont always agree with them we think they should be heard. Luckily, some are pretty damn hilarious. If you don’t laugh you’re gonna cry. You have to have your head pretty far up your ass not to notice what’s going on around us. Our country seeems to be run like a private business by most of these jagoffs and it’s high time we call bullshit on them. It’s time for a change. If you feel the need, we offer the sounding board for your insights. Freedom of speech baby. It’s like a snowglobe down here in PB, with the ashes drizzling us I feel i’m moving in Slo motion. It looks as if someone threw a giant featherpillow from an oil tanker, it bursted and drifted towards us on the on/offshore winds, clearing the horizon just enough for the sun to blaze it’s crimson eyeball at those of us refugee’s who had gathered together to contemplate this seemingly usesless mass of water. Why aren’t you 15 to 30 miles north east of us and falling from the sky? i say useless, but damned if it’s not peppered with thrill seakers cutting and painting her colorful skyline with pinpointpostcard accuracy! ...and damned if the asphixiation of the smoke isn’t causing this already crowded party town to swell with participants.....no work, no school, no living arrangements...for the week! As with most natural disasters people are going above and beyond the call of duty to help one another and accept each others differences, and the vibe is open good good. For me it’s nice to see a semi-trendy, over confident, early/mid 20 vibe swallow a dose of reality and show their finer qualities. life is always good, cuz we’re alive and have each other. Burkey BABY trying to find the cup at least a portion of the way full Burkey, Burkey, Burkey. I feel ya. For the second time since I have lived in San Diego, fires have turned our paradise into chaos. As soon as we heard there was a need, we loaded up the Revolt truck with supplies and drove to Qualcom to donate. To our surprise we arrived at the stadium and waited in line. There were hundreds of other vehicles there as well. All of us full of water, food, blankets & misc. supplies for the people displaced by the fires. I was seriously impressed by the outpouring of support for our fellow San Diegan’s in their time of need. Gives ya a little faith in mankind, eh? peace-B
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Happy Holidays From Revolt!
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PUBLISHERS NOTE Well here we are again. The Holiday Gift Guide is done! Not a minute too early. You have no idea the amount of work that goes into this issue! True we score a boatload of swag from all the best companies. True we get to hang out in great locations with beautiful models. True this is my favorite issue of the year. But we always breathe a sigh of relief when it gets off to the printers. This year is without a doubt the most complete guide to what is hot, new & in demand this season. Thanks to everyone that helped make it possible. You know who you are. I’m sure you noticed the cover, hard not to. If you’re a fan of Mixed Martial Arts or a fan of beautiful women, we got ya covered. Urijah Faber blew into town a couple weeks ago and gave us a day in the life of the WEC Featherweight Champion. Lucky for us Christie (WEC Ring Girl) flew in as well to add some beauty & sex appeal to the shoot. Oh, look. she’s the 10 on Ten girl this month too. Nice. Big shout to Bo Cross and his wife Laura for this photo shoot. Laura handled hair & makeup while Bo and his crew turned this shoot into one of the most memorable and creative shoots we’ve seen. Well done. I dont know about you guys, but Big Bear has been sending me emails. Guess the hillz are open. Looks like this year may be a wet one. Cant wait for the white stuff. But Vegas first. We have a couple of fights & then New Years. New Years in Las Vegas is the craziest thing on the Left Coast. If you have the means to make it happen, I suggest you drop everything and go. If it’s anything like last year, we’lll need to get a Liver Transplant. K, gotta fly, printer wants the files...later, B
CONTRIBUTORS
Bo Cross - Photographer The new guy from Texas, fully enjoying life in San Diego as a photographer, assistant, and hustler. A bohemian soul trapped inside a capitilist mind, who daydreams of his wife’s career supporting him, so he can surf all day or sit around playing guitar hero. He does this most days anyways. “All I want for christmas is a Profoto 65 Degree White Softlight Reflector, and a Canon 85mm 1.2 lens.”
Toby Ogden - Photographer / Mad man Even though he has been up to his eyeballs in work over at the No Fear camp, Toby took time out of his hectic schedule to come out and shoot for the annual Holiday Gift Guide. Never being one to dissapoint he knocked out 3 photo shoots in a day... and once again blew us away. He has a knack for capturing exactly what we are looking for on the first take. What a guy.
Blair Robb - Photographer / FNG With a natural sense of ease and an innate ability to place himself quietly amongst the chaos, capturing raw, vulnerable and expressive moments is where Blair thrives. Whether its beneath the beats of the underground scenes, backstage rockin’ shows, or capturing the essence of a woman’s beauty, Blair’s a magician at telling a story with just one pic. Check out his work on the RSSS. Sweet.
Leslie Krouse - Partner / Music Editor? When the going gets tough... the tough step up! Leslie seeing a need for a music editor, didnt even hesitate. Grabbing interviews with bands, popping off cd reviews, she never complained once, just did it. Meanwhile she was wrangling all the fashions, models & photographers for the Holiday Gift Guide. WOW. Brains, beauty, a sharp wit. Not to mention she types like a crazed journalist. Gotta love a woman like that. Yes we do.
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DISCLAIMER The views expressed by Horchata are not nescesarily the views of Revolt Magazine or it’s staff. If you don’t like it, tough shit. You don’t have to read it. If you have an opinion then grow a pair & send us your rant. Freedom of speech rules! revolt@revoltsd.com
MY NAME IS ‘HORCHATA’... a loudmouthed Hispanic American who will explain San Diego for you. Some of my friends call me ‘Chata’. Some call me ‘Hor’. The ones who call me ‘Hor’ know better than to make it sound like they are calling me ‘whore.’ Not that I have anything against whores. I think prostitution should be legalized. But the act of being a whore - where you actually get someone off for money - probably doesn’t do much for your self esteem. It should be legal, but it’s still not very nice for the people who are out there doing the dirty work. This brings us to our point. CityBeat is the scrappy upstart alternative weekly that wants to make San Diego better by stirring the political pot. CityBeat also has no problem with promoting “escort services.” It has to be tough to be CityBeat. It’s not easy to put out a paper each week. But for the love of God, if one-fourth of your paper is X-rated ads for “escorts” who are “looking for fun,” or who will show up for “secret encounters” if you pay them, then what is the real point of CityBeat? They will muckrake as long as they can pay for it with sex ads. Horchata wants to know how can your paper make your city better when ads pimping “Divine” are paying the bills? But here’s where it just got really good. The Clear Channel megagroup is replacing its liberal talk format on one of its seven local radio stations. KLSD (1360 AM) replaced progressive talk with sports. That drove CityBeat editor David Rolland to proclaim last month: “Now CityBeat is the only progressive media outlet in town.” After looking through CityBeat I figured out what that means: CityBeat is progressive because it runs explicit ads from fat chicks as well as from hot ones. CityBeat is progressive because a naughty beefarilla can peddle her large, dimpled ass in an ad right next to one for svelte Sasha. Based on its openness to patronize prettybut-plumpers, CityBeat stands as a the liberating beacon for all the horizontally-challenged women in San Diego who want YOU to pay to play. CityBeat is standing tall, making the porno world more accommodating to the nasty fat chicks who were often discriminated against in other X-rated media. CityBeat wants to break down any barriers that may exist between the horny sap who will pay for action and the enterprising, overfed trollop who is both “large and lovely.” I salute our only remaining “hometown progressive media outlet” for making the world safe for whale tails and the chubby chasers who aren’t too proud to pay for a little hot fat chick action. CityBeat is San Diego’s Martin Luther King for the naughty heifers who want you to pay to sample their ample. As Dr. King may have said, “I’ve seen the mountains. And they are double D’s.”
And let’s not forget Captain Mike Ambrose who ended his career as Channel 10’s lead weatherman a few years ago. When he “retired” his viewers could understand about half of what this mumblemouth was trying to say. And let’s not forget San Diego’s two biggest TV news pantloads of all time: Rod Luck and John Coleman. They both happen to be on the air right now. Luck is the smarmiest, most annoying, smalltown ass-suck weasel character that could ever be created. Yet he exists in real life. Then you have weatherman John Coleman whose biggest claim to fame is that he can squeal like a pig when he says “K-U-S-I.” Coleman first got national exposure when the national weather channel he founded got rid of him because he was such a joke. Now he’s getting national press because he says there is no such thing as global warming. This weak-and-lazy, low-IQ flunky is to TV journalism as what Goerge Bush is to leadership. But on Thanksgiving day Channel 8 gave us what has to be the most embarrassing moment of all time. On their 6:30 p.m. newscast they hung reporter Doug Kolk out to dry in front of a Walmart store. They made him report a story about the Black Friday rush to consume. But all he could do is tell people [paraphrasing here] “Here I am in front of a Walmart expecting a huge crush of people but there is no one here right now but we’re told they are going to be here real soon.” And sure enough, they showed him reporting about absolutely nothing in front of a Walmart with no one out front and no one inside. Then they run some tape of a Walmart delivery driver who drove up and dropped some stuff off an hour earlier. It was pathetic enough that News 8 would go to a Walmart to tell a story about a holiday season retail boom at Walmart, the emporium of made-in-China lead-encrusted shit. But then actually ran a story on live TV where no one actually showed up. The sad thing is that it wasn’t even even reporter Doug Kolk’s fault. He was told by the News 8 assignment editors to go stand in front of a vacant Wal Mart and try to make a credible story out of it. I’m sure he knew going in, that this was the assignment that could torpedo his career. I just hope the Channel 8 assignment zeros didn’t do this because Walmart happened to be running adds on Channel 8 that day.
Paying for Paparazzi I think San Diego Magazine just made history when they had a whole page dedicated to pictures of people who are so hard up for publicity, that someone paid to have them appear in a page styled after their society photo pages. San Diego Magazine is best known for having pages and pages of pictures of people who think they matter holding a champagne glass at some party. Those photo collections are famous for having a red-faced Union-Tribune owner David Copley
8 News Gets the Big Scoop
standing next to some C-list San Diego celebrity. But on page 154 of the current issue of San Diego Magazine they have a page called San Diego Magazine Buzz. The top of the page has a
Horchata was relaxing with the family on Thanksgiv-
disclaimer that says someone paid to have these social wannabes appear as if they were really
ing day when the 6:30 p.m. Channel 8 news came
on a society page.
on. Right at the beginning of the newscast they had what may be the most embarrassing San Diego TV moment ever. First, let the Horchanator tell you that I know we’ve had our fair share of TV News embarrassments over the years. Longtime locals will remember when Channel 8 news anchor Mac Heald was arrested for driving through random neighborhoods to give boys a medical exam. Remember Harold Greene, the blowhard Channel 10 egomaniac who would make female co-anchors cry because he was such an abusive asshole? He reportedly inspired the Ron Burgundy character. (“Stay classy San Diego.”)
This is Mexican Macho? Being a Mexican-American myself, Horchata can not figure out what it is that makes my compadres named Chuy and Vato want to want to make themselves look more feminine. It started about 20 years ago when my “viva la raza” buddies all of a sudden thought that wearing grandma hairnets would made them look cool. It was one of those things that made absolutely no sense but everyone bought into it because they thought it was all the rage. That’s when you’d find guys with a teardrop tattooed near their eye prove that were in touch with their Granny side. Now what you have is a diferent generation of vatos who are wearing white, knee-high stockings. Forget Che Guervara as a Latino icon. Now all the young vatos now want to look like Pippy Longstocking. Whats next Hector? A great big multi-colored lollipop?
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THE SPINAL COLUMN with Dr. Sanicki
Dr. S what is that sound when you get your neck adjusted? -Rebecca Ah “the crack”... Patients always wonder if the sound is bone crunching bone or even worse fracturing but it is actually quite the opposite. The sound you hear comes from the release of small amounts of gas in the joints slick lining. When the joint is separated “adjusted” the gas is released a lot like popping a cork off your favorite bottle of merlot. Dr. S my doctor diagnosed me with a grade 1 strain of my shoulder. Do I need to get surgery on this injury? -Tracy in Downtown SD Tracy, it sounds like you have strained one or more of the tendons of the rotator cuff. Let me start with some anatomy... the shoulder joint is a “ball and socket” joint but the socket is not very deep. It is more like a golf ball laying on a golf tee, it will stay but is not very stable. To stabilize this joint we have 4 tendons that help keep the ball in the socket. Those four tendons comprise the rotator cuff. Now, lets talk about the grading of strains. A grade one strain means the tendon was injured and although there is minimal inflammation there is no tearing of the tendon itself (good sign).A grade 2 strain would mean there is some tearing and a grade 3 would mean a complete tear of one of these tendons. A general rule in my practice is to treat grade 1 and 2 strains with therapy but grade 3 strains are going to the knife. Hope that helps. Dr. S I have pain shooting down my leg. Do you think I have a slipped disc? -Mike in Point Loma Hey Mike. Sounds like you have yourself a case of sciatica. Sciatica is described as sharp shooting pain down the lower extremity (leg). The cause of this pain is pressure being put on a nerve somewhere along its distribution. I like to describe this as a garden hose with a kink in it. The kink or entrapment of the nerve can occur at the spine or more specifically at the intervertebral disc. The IVD is basically like a jelly donut that cushions the spine from compressive forces. The terms “slipped disc” or “bulging disc” or “herniated disc” are all describing a scenario where the “jelly” has shot out of the “donut” and is now putting pressure on the nerve. So, to answer your question, yes you may have a bulging disc, but it is important to make sure that that is the spot of the nerve entrapment as there are many spots this can happen in the leg. And stop eating donuts! Email your questions to Dr.Sanickin at revolt@revoltsd.com
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ULTIMATE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE We know it’s a cliche´...but have you been naughty or nice? Revolt has scoured the malls of America and the World Wide Web to find you the best of the best, the coolest of the cool and the sexiest of the sexy. Let the shopping begin!
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SONY Playstation 3 Go ahead, make my year! 80 Gig harddrive, Bluray disc player, wireless controller....oh yeah! 499.00 Available at ‘Games On’ Store on Garnet Ave
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ELECTRIC RIDES
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Electricity may be just one answer, but it’s an especially desirable one. As the universal currency of energy, it can be generated from coal, solar, wind, hydro, and nuclear sources — or a combination of all of them.
TESLA Electric Roadster This two-seat hot rod—which slingshots from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds, aims to be the ultimate green car. George Clooney and Matt Damon already have put down deposits on this $98,000 road rocket. People find it hard to imagine the car’s Lamborghini-beating acceleration comes from a motor about the size of a watermelon - a strong person could carry it around in a backpack. Even after a 100-mile trip, you can be completely charged in less than two hours. www.teslamotors.com
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I WANNA RIDE GIVE THE GIFT OF PEDDLE POWER What better way to say “I Love You” while thinking “Your butt is growing and a heart attack is imminent’. Subtle gift idea here my friends. Get them back on a bike and outside for a little cardio. San Diego is full of bike paths and challenging trails to keep you rolling for miles on end. All product available at Discovery Bikes in Pacific Beach.
Felt Vintage Iron 699.00 www.feltusa.com
Carver shortboard rack 89.00 www.carversurfracks.com
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JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS... 12.00 www.electra.com
GT Ruckus UF 24” 669.00 www.gtbicycles.com
Triple 8 Brain Saver 29.00- www.triple8.com
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iPod Shuffle The smallest and handiest player out there. Clips to anything. 1 Gig holds about 250 songs. Choice of colors & engraving avail. www.apple.com msrp 79.00
Because you just never know where you may be inspired.
APPLE iPod touch DUDE, WE’RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!
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Gibson Les Paul Studio Electric Guitar - 1200.00
iCarta Stereo Dock for iPod with Bath Tissue Holder
Marshall Guitar Amplifier Micro Stack - 299.00 DDrum Dominion 5-Piece Drum Kit - 1139.00 Shure Series II Cardioid Microphone - 159.00 Liberty Microphone Stand - 39.95 Overnight shipping for Jake & Elwood www.zounds.com
Yamaha DD65 Digital Drum Kit 8 touch-sensitive pads plus 2 foot pedals (kick is touch sensitive) Perfect for apartment or dorm room with small space. www.zounds.com msrp 239.00
APPLE iPod touch SKULLCANDY Headphones & Earbuds Sweet stuff for your ears. Great flavors to choose from. 1 TI Chick - 41mm titanium drivers - 79.00
MISTA BIG PANTZ Collectibles never go out of style. Bobble head to the beats. msrp 12.95 www.duckywaddles.com
2 Lowrider - unique fold-up headband - 29.00 3 SK Pro - professional grade - 149.00 4 Full Metal Jacket - 49.00 www.skullcandy.com
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SKATE BOARDMEETING From left to right: Brian is rockin’ the Panel Logo Hat, ‘Script’ windbreaker, & ‘East Los’ Shoes from SRH. Bulky Boy pinstriped Shorts & Long sleeve Thermal by Long Hard Ride. Taylor looks hard in DVS logo Hat, Sinister Brand Hoodie & Thermal & SRH Denim - Complete skateboard available at Long Hard Ride. Emily is styling in Osiris Girls Hat, Hoodie & ‘Clint’ Shoes. Denim by Reef - T Shirt and Courior Bag by Long Hard Ride - Skullcandy ‘Ti Chick’ Headphones.
Triple 8 Brain Saver Always protect the bean 29.00- www.triple8.com
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PHOTON LIGHTBOARDS Phantom Green- Light up the night cruise safely in the dark. Freak people out! 120.00 www.photonlightboards.com
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SNOW WINTER WONDER WHERE Emily looks cute in her Go Betty vest and matching pants. Top it off with Triple 8 Audio Helmet & Smith Goggles. Womens ‘08 Feather’ by Burton is her weapon of choice. Tico Daewoo makes a statement on the slopes with Spyder ‘Poacher’ Jacket. Dakine Gloves, SRH logo Beanie & Dragon Optics Sunglasses. Ridin’ da ‘08 Clash’ by Burton.
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DAKINE Crossfire Glove Keep your digits warm & dry 39.00 www.dakine.com
DAKINE Mission Pack Pockets to carry all the essentials like your favorite beverage inside the Hydro Sleeve. Verticle Snowboard carry 59.00 www.dakine.com
DC Alliance Boot Allegiance snowboard boots won’t fold, break, or buckle under pressure. 350.00 www.dcshoes.com
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SMITH ‘Tron’ Goggles 50.00 www.smithoptics.com
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XMAS MORNING PADDLE Emily is stoked on her new board by Long Hard Ride. Accessories include stomp pad, leash, and board bag from Kommunity Project. Her pre-surf wear includes the Polka Spade Hoodie and Script Pants by SRH - ‘Cover Girl’ Osiris Shoes and Angel Eyewear Sunglasses. Brian is getting ready to paddle out on his fresh Bessell ‘Eliminator’ Quad. He’ll be incredibly comfortable in the superstretchy, superwarm Hyperflex Fullsuit.
SMITH Bobby Martinez ‘Chino’ The Smith Chino Bobby Martinez Special Edition
FREESTYLE AUDIO mp3 player
Sunglasses are very sleek and cool shades 116.00 www.smithoptics.com
Waterproof, holds 350 songs, 30 hours of battery life, ul-
REEF REDEMPTION SANDAL Rob Machado signature Chrome free nubuck leather - 100 percent recycled car tire rubber outsole Water-based cement 50.00 www.reef.com
tra lightweight, Great for Surf, Snow, Sailing, Kayaking, Bubblebaths...you name it. 99.00 www.freestyleaudio.com
HYPERFLEX 3/2mm Fullsuit 189.00 www.hyperflexusa.com
The Mahlchers Suitcase Video A film that contains the most diverse surfers in film history. With California aerials, tubes, and turns to Hawaii’s locals catching the best waves at the North
NIXON Lodown Nixon stored tide information from 200 international beaches for the next 15 years inside this watch to keep you charging no matter where in the world you wake up. 89.00 www. nixonnow.com
Shore of Oahu to Honolua Bay. Not only has the sickest tricks ever, it also has a plot that will keep you in suspense through out the film. A definite must have for x-mas. www.osirisshoes.com
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FOR HER GIRLS NIGHT OUT East Village Tavern & Bowl is the perfect location to sip some cocktails and bowl some strikes. Amanda shows the girls how it’s done in a tank top by Acrobat, shorts by Kensie Girl. Her Necklace is by Pilgram. And the shoes? East Village Tavern Bowl of course. Olivia is on deck in a Dress by Velvet Torch, with Black Heels by Steven & Accessories from Pilgram. Courtney finds someone interesting in her Grey Sweater Vest by Acrobat. A Black Tank by Rebecca Beeson. Tights by Kensie Girl & Boots by Crome-95. Necklaces are by Pilgram - All outfits found at Tiss Boutique
Sanctum Gallery Splendor Candles $12 to 20 Hand Blown Glass Necklace $18.00
DEVIL GIRL Lunchbox For that “Lil’ Devil’ this Xmas 19.00 www.duckywaddles.com.com
Damzl MX Hooded Thermal $54.99 www.damzl.com
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Learn to read cards once and for all. $24.95
Hand made tops & Skirt $18 to $20.
FOR HIM
APB VISOR BEANIES Classic or Avalanche styles
APB BELTS
24.00 www.americanpig.com
The Bandana Belt Record Playaz Web Belt 19.00 The Distraction with black studded strap
ETNIES Bernie Sneakers. 39.00 www.etnies.com
19 - 39.00 www.americanpig.com
FREESTYLE C NOTE Rooted in surf and founded on performance, Freestyle continues its 25 year legacy of enduring quality, durability, and style. The C Note has 3-Hand Movement. Luminous Hands look sharp at night. Solid Stainless Steel Case and Bracelet. Waterproof to 50 Meters. 110.00 www.freestyleusa.com
DUSSAULT Silver Carbon Conscience Rings 70.00 www.dussaultapparel.com
OAKLEY Minute Machine 1500.00 www.oakley.com NIXON Banks 350.00 www.nixonnow.com QUIKSILVER Alston 180.00 www.quiksilver.com VESTAL Plexi 268.00 www.vestalwatch.com NIXON Zillamatic 850.00 www.nixonnow.com
Arse Face Soap . For roomates everywhere. Avoid confusion. Never again will you have to question “Where has this soap been?” 10.00 www.gadgetsuk.com
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GIFT IDEAS
Limited Edition BULKY BOY Poker Set Impress your BIG gambling buddies with this 300 piece custom poker set by the guys who know how to roll. Stainless steel case. PHAT. 175.00 www.bulkyboy.com
CHRIST-MAS PRESENTS GENE SIMMONS Money Bag
Something meaningful for our Christian friends ‘Jesus Saves’ Piggy Bank 24.95 ‘Jesus Hates It When You Smoke’ ashtray 14.95 Available at Ducky Waddles Emporium www.duckywaddles.com
Messenger Bag, Top grain leather. Perfect for carrying all your win-
CERAMIC SKULLS “One more & we gotta leave’ or something like that. Just kool stuff for your pad...or Voodoo den www.duckywaddles.com
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URIJAH FABER NICKNAME: “The California Kid” WEIGHT CLASS: Featherweight AGE: 28 HEIGHT: 5-6 WEIGHT: 145 BIRTHPLACE: Isla Vista, CA FIGHTING OUT OF: Sacramento, CA STYLE: MMA STRENGTHS: Excellent submissions, strong takedowns, and lightning-fast hand speed TRAINING: He owns and operates Ultimate Fitness in Sacramento. Ultimate Fitness is a 8600 sq. ft, training facility. He trains six days a week with a focus on conditioning, boxing, kickboxing, wrestling and Jiu-Jitsu. PROFESSIONAL MMA RECORD: 19-1 Back in February of 06’ I had the privelege of interviewing the Featherweight Champion as he was about to enter the Octagon with Dominick Cruz. I found him to be as mellow and easygoing as any of my SD friends yet I knew that once inside the ring, there was no stopping this guy. We spoke about his loss against Tyson Griffin and the 7 staples they stuck in his head. He spoke of his free-loving parents and his deep adnmiration for them. At the close of the interview I felt as though I had met an exceptional guy. He went on to defeat Dominick a minute thirty into the 1st round. After that Chance Farrar had the misfortune of stepping into the ring opposite Urijah and he took care of business in a similar fashion. Rear Naked Choke...Later. With technique, tenacity, and charisma, Sacramento’s Urijah Faber , has proven time and time again, why he is considered one of the brightest young stars in MMA today. Faber captured the WEC title in March of 2006 with a decisive second round stoppage of Cole Escovedo. Since then, he has continued to dominate the division, defending his crown with first round wins over Joe Pearson, Dominic Cruz, and Chance Farrar. But on Dec. 12, he will take on his toughest opponent yet in Jeff Curran. A few weeks ago I got a call from Loren Mack, the guy behind the scenes at WEC and formerly the UFC. He was going to fly Urijah in to shoot the cover of Revolt. I knew this was going to be big, but I couldn’t help myself, “Can we get a Ring Girl too?” Loren came through as he always does and we have one of my favorite covers ever and a great story about the day we spent with the World Champ and Christy, two of the more colorful people we’ve met. The duo showed up at Lava Fitness Center in La Mesa and Bo Cross and the Revolt Crew met them with a truckload of lights and cameras, the rest is history. These are some of the coolest shots I’ve seen of a Champion fighter and a Worldclass Ring Girl.
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Q&A
When and why did you start training for fighting? I’ve always had a passion for fighting. I started wrestlin g in the 8th grade and have never stopped. I began training in MMA in 2003 after graduating from UC Davis. What ranks and titles have you held? WEC Featherweight Champion Do you have any heroes? My parents What is your favorite technique? I like to try to invent new techniques. My favorite moves come from the moment. What does it mean for you to fight in the WEC? I feel like I finally found a home. Up to this point, no large organizations have been willing to showcase the lighter weight classes. This is unfortunate as some of the most exciting fighters in the world are in the lighter weight classes. The WEC presents a major opportunity not only for myself, but all 145 and 135 pounders to showcase their talent. I truly believe the WEC will be the premier organization in the near future. Did you go to college and if so what degree did you earn? I have a Bachelor of Science degree from the University of California, Davis. What was your job before you started fighting? I was a student at UC Davis and began fighting professionally shortly after graduation. I also coached wrestling at UC Davis while beginning my MMA career. photography courtesy of Bo Cross
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CHAMPION
GAVIN SOUTHERLAND
CHAMPION OF REVOLT SUMMER SURF SERIES Photos By Blair Robb
Anyone who knows Gavin Sutherland (“Gavo” to his friends), knows his deep ties with mother
What’s this ‘No holes barred, big wave charging, aerialist pioneer, Zambezi River surfing,
nature, family, and friends. Gavin has a deep rooted blood tie with his family and with Mother
hellacious watermans’ plans for the future, and his summary on a life well spent so far?
Nature herself. If any of you have been to the ‘Seven Mile Wonder’ commonly referred to as
“:Heavy question...I have accomplished so very much in my life and thankful for it all. My life
Oahu’s North Shore, or if any of you know were ‘Jocko’s’ is, across the channel from ‘Chuns
has been great- I have ridden the roller coaster of life but always have stayed positive, focusing
Reef’, where the legend and lore of surfing’s history evolved. Gavin Sutherland is spawned of
on what I have. I’m just gonna keep on doing what I have been doing, winning events, staying
this lore, this legacy. A truly gifted and amazing surfer, with an unparallel love for the ocean,
active in the ocean, appreciating life. For the future I plan to travel and surf and spread the aloha
friends, and family (which he probably inherited from his old man) makes “Gavo” a true water-
spirit. A big mahalo to my Ohana, Ocean Academy, BonBon, Bella, SRH, the rest of my closest
man of our times. Sutherland is a surfer’s surfer, he’s even been barreled on the Zambezi River,
friends...you know who you are.”
(that’s on the continent of Africa for all you geographers), yeah, fresh water crocks, and a rip current that could potentially drown even the hardiest of waterman! I suppose this is what gives
Thanks Gavo, rip it up this season. Being that you’re such as stand up type of guy (I should say
Gavin that “Aloha” spirit, which is clearly evident the first time you meet him. As we take part in
stand up barrel type of guy) shout out to family, friends, sponsors, or anyone who has helped
spreading cheer this Holiday Season, giving thanks and being merry with loved ones, we should
you along the way?
all reflect a moment and come to a self-realization. Things could be a lot worse. This is what
Aloha!
“Gavo” exudes, he makes anyone that knows him, feel comfortable, and for those who don’t
Gavin (center) receives praise and a new board at RSSS
know him, he makes them feel welcome. He’s kind of like the “Surfing Santa”, spreading joy and happiness throughout the land..... Gavo, how’s the surf been so far this season on the“Rock”?: “Surf has been pretty good. A lot of days at Rocky Point and a few days at Jocko’s. A lot of north swells but very happy to be back home.” Recently you took the first annual Revolt Summer Surf Series, one of many contest winnings. Describe what it feels like to be a champion, winning a surfing event, being admired and revered by your competitors. Basically, how does it feel to be in the pro surfing spotlight? “It feels great to be a champion in a surf series.Winning two in a row and finishing with a second made me feel on top of the world. I give alot of recognition to Ocean Academy Jr. Waterman Program. It put me on top of my game. That’s why I won this series. Working hard with the kids this summer and seeing there admiration gave me inspiration to win.” Do you feel that you portray a legacy, or bloodline, in the surfing culture, or does having a world famous surf break named after your father motivate you in life in any particular way? “I believe it is in the bloodline. My grandmother, the heaviest waterwoman in the world, my father, world champion and pioneer of the North Shore, and my uncle Mark Cunningham- world champion body surfer. Excelling in the ocean was second nature.” Give us some inspirational lessons you may have learned along the way, any paths not yet traveled, or any regrets that you wish you could take back? “Stay true to your word and treat others the way you want to be treated. Traveled many paths but if you show a new path I will travel it. No regrets, no crying over spilled milk.”
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Crystal Pier - Summer 2007
REVOLT SUMMER SURF SERIES FINALS Photos by Blair Robb
Surfers from the West Coast & Hawaii went head to head with surfers from Mexico, Central America, South America & Australia for a chance at their share of $40,000.00 worth of swag during the 1st annual Revolt Summer Surf Series. Bragging rights were on the line for the overall champion of the ‘Anti’ Surf
Board as well as their share of quality swag and a few bucks thrown in for posterity courtesy of our bro Thomas Mathews of Liberty Lawyers. This series is an event basicly for the love of the sport, a chance
Contest. A total of 250 surfers competed in 4 events.
for meeting other surfers from all over the globe, seeing some
What started out as a challenge between a few friends to put
have a great summer adventure. Something to daydream about
on an in expensive and fun event for the groms blew up into an event unlike any other in San Diego. After hearing stories of kids being taken advantage of by other Surf Series in San Diego The Revolt Crew decided to do something different. A Surf Series that a grom can surf in for 20 bucks. Show up, surf with your bros, fill up on tasty grub, crack out on an endless supply of Energy Drinks & head home with a grip of cool swag. Parents were stoked that junior wasnt walking around after with 500 dollars burning a hole in his pocket but instead, had a bunch of shirts, hats, hoodies, watches, sunglasses, etc. for the up coming school year. DJ Schoenys was high in the tower spining tracks at each event. Having music like that gave the event an ‘Ibiza’ vibe. This up and coming DJ added a great element to this whole series. Josh Sleigh and The SRH Crew sponsor the ‘Grinch’ Demos & blew everyone’s minds (including a few irritated Life Guards). Dave Woods was on hand at each event operating as both Contest Director and our hilarious MC. Pros showed up Jose Valacquez makes it look easy
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and rode for the chance at a 1200 dollar Aviso Carbon Fibre
of the best athletes around, throw down in San Diego waves & in class this winter...pretty cool, yeah? We thought so. The Final event toof place on October 20th. Crystal Pier was shrouded in fog in the early morning. You could hear the waves but visibility was nil. The morning sun worked it’s magic and before the coffee from Konas was gone the fog was. Fun 3-4 foot waves were rolling in all day to stoke out the 60 finalists. As the day wore on the waves picked up and a few sets gave surfers a great platform to showcase their talent. The Groms were on fire. Jay Christenson won a custom board from The Breakroom for his 1st place finish. Alissa Lentz scored a new beach cruiser from Discovery Bicycles for her win. The Long Boarders first place finisher won a waterproof MP3 player from Freestyle Audio. Eric McHenry took first place in the Pro Am and he walked with a grip of Swag including a new Beachcruiser too. As Overall Champ of the RSSS Gavin Southerland got his hands on a brand new carbon fibre board courtesy of our main sponsor Aviso Surfboards. ... continued on pg 34
2007 RSSS RESULTS PRO/AM Champ 2007Gavin Southerland PRO/AM Final #4 1st Eric McHenry 2nd Gavin Southerland 3rd Jose Velacquez Grom Final #4 1st Jay Christenson 2nd Jo Jo Roper 3rd Lucas Dirske Woman’s Final #4 1st Alissa Lentz 2nd Mele Saili 3rd Mikela Saili Long Board Final #4 1st Chris Koemer 2nd Mick Rodgers 3rd Jo Jo Roper Master’s Final #4 1st Robert Wells 2nd Kevin Zinger 3rd Jose Vaacquez
Vince Alessi gets covered up in the finals
1st place in Grom division Jay Christenson
Overall winner Gavin Southerland grabs big air....often
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David Woods shows us how he really feels. AVISO!
THE GRINCH Jo Jo Roper with his brand new two piece
Josh Sleigh showed up at our first event with a couple of his bros and a heavy piece of equipment. He rolled it out to the pier and set up while Josh Buran sat by quietly waiting. A few of us had heard of this crazy new sport but no one had seen anyone actually do it. They waited till the waves were just right and then Dave got on the P.A. & directed everyone’s attention out to the water. Josh Buran and Josh Sleigh took turns on the machine. Within seconds Josh went from standing in ankle deep water, to being rocketed across the water toward the waves. The tricks performed on the smaller inside waves were similar to Wakeboarding or Snowboarding. Outside a larger set appeared and he angles himself toward a good sized wave. He sets up with a series of cutbacks and then, at just the right time, lets go of the tow rope and ultimately launches himself over the lip high above the water, performing an aireal stunt unlike anything we had seen before. The crowd went absolutely ‘Apeshit’ I saw a Lifeguard in a jeep pull a fast U-trn and rush back to see what was happening. I remembered thinking “this can’t be good”. He pulled up under the pier
Pro Am line up for the 2007 RSSS
and imediately got on his radio. He looked pissed. I pulled my hat over my eyes and turned my back to him. “Please don’t shut us down” I prayed. Josh Buran
were on hand to blow up their version of The Grinch Demo. Kevin came
It’s being added as a new element to other sports like wakeboarding
hits the next set of waves and pulls a similar mind
down from Orange County with not one, but TWO Grinch units. Jaime
and snowboarding as well. These units are portable & fun as hell. Their
boggling stunt to a growing crowd. I took a peek over
Lovett & Eric McHenry were among the riders for this demo. The waves
only limitation will be in the imagination of the guys using them.
my shoulder at the lifeguard and to my dismay he’s
were growing in size as the day went on. The first attempt to run both
actually smiling and enjoying what is unfolding on the
units at the same time ended quickly with an equipment failure. The
So, with all that said, I want to sound off with a HUGE THANKS TO OUR
beach. Too funny! Guess we’re good.
SRH crew went over the equipment until the problem was figured out
SPONSORS: Aviso Surfboards, Anarchy & Angel Eyewear, Silverstar Casting
At the final event Kevin Zinnger and the SRH crew
and both units were operating. Jaime Lovett was on fire. Each run was
Co, SRH Clothing, Bulky Boy Clothing, Fringe Clothing, American Pig Brand,
full of amazing airial stunts and unreal landings. Eric McHenry had to-
Endless Summer Surf Shop (R.I.P.) Grom Mom, Dr. Shumway, Skinny Dip
tal disregard for gravity during his runs. As the waves grew in size his
Swimwear, Remare´ Sandals, Who’s Your Daddy and Rockstar Energy Drink,
stunts and air time grew as well. The demo lasted almost a full hour.
Nossa TV, SD Feature, Liberty Lawyers, Long Hard Ride, South Coast, Rip
The crowd on hand was treated to a glimpse of a brand new sport with
Curl, Discovery Bicycles, Amore Pizza, Breakroom Boardshop, TOGO’s, Sun
some of the best riders in the game. Everyone was completely in awe
Diego, Bareback Grill & Freestyle Audio. Special Thanks to Bob Vigil & Bahia
of these amazing athletes and their new rig “The Grinch”. We’ll be see-
Hotel. Thanks to everyone for making it all possible! We couldn’t have done it
ing a lot more of this great new sport ‘Grinching’ in the coming months.
without you. We’ll see you next summer.
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D AM T. HAYWAR PHOTO BY: AD
CK LEBA PHOTO
WINK ASON BY: J O T PHO
JAMES T LOVET
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INTEROGATE
James Lovett Jack Of All Spades
James or ‘Jaime’ as he is known to his friends, is a freak of nature. That being said, Jaime is one of the most gifted board riders of his generation. Be it surfing, skateboarding, flowboarding, skimboarding, wakeskating, wakesurfing, or snowboarding, Jaime can bust out on any board you place at his feet. That all-around mentality coupled with an overwhelming desire to get radical is what catapulted him above the pack to claim the crown at this year’s International Flowboard Championships held at the Wavehouse. After tearing it up at the Grinch Demo during the Revolt Summer Surf Series we sat down with Mr. Lovett for a brief Q & A
Waveloch, Grape Skimboards WHERE DO YOU RIDE MOST? Either the Wavehouse or Newps. BEST TRIP? Secret spot with Zinger and the boys. SIGNATURE TRICK? Mum flip WHO’S ON YOUR iPOD? No one, cause I don’t have one. I’m still waiting for Apple to sponsor me. EQUIPMENT- Wavehouse boards, surfboards, skateboards, skimboards, snowboards, wake skates, wake surfboards FAVORITE DRINK- Jack and Coke, Long Island Iced Tea. FAVORITE GRINDS- Thai food with a chicken parmo sandwich after.
STATS: NAME: James Kaya Lovett
WHO INSPIRES YOU? Anyone who’s crippled and can’t do what we can do.
NICKNAME: Jaime
IF YOU COULD RIDE WITH ANYONE LIVING OR DEAD, WHO WOULD THAT BE? Rodney Mullen.
AGE: 21 HOME: Newport Beach, California SPONSORS: SRH Clothing, Gravity Skateboards, Xtrac, 50-50 Waveskates, Lands End, Osiris, Nixon, Wavehouse/
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SHOUT OUT TO FRIENDS OR FAMILY? Pops, my family, and all the boys.
COMPETITION
Team Regular Claims First etnies GvR of Surf Title!
GOOFY vs. REGULAR OF SURF Presented by etnies Photos By Toby Ogden The Pier Oceanside, October 19 - 21 The Regular team dominated the etnies GvR of Surf finals in Oceanside and won the event. The offshore winds and consistent head-high surf made the conditions arguably the best SoCal’s seen this year! Regular footer Sebastian Zeitz was a barrel magnet throughout the finals earning first place and the team’s MVP title. The Regulars put Surfing magazine’s editor-in-chief Evan Slater in charge as Team Captain. When the final buzzer sounded signifying the end of the contest, the Regular team riders poured an ice-chest over his head and started throwing some high-fives! Wearing the captain’s hat for the Goofy’s team was TransWorld Surf editor Chris Coté, and he had more pride for his stance than anyone. With a red wetsuit and jacket, Coté wore the Goofy team’s color in and out of the water all weekend, hired sign twirlers to campaign for the Goofy team on street corners in Oceanside and stuck “Team Goofy” signs up and down the beach!
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GvR Results: Total Weekend Prize Purse – $50,000 Regular Team: 1. Team MVP Sebastian Zietz – $8,000 2. Jay Thompson – $4,500 3. Austin Ware -- $2,000 4. Toby Martin – $1,500 5. * Cheyne Magnusson – $2,500 6. * Ratboy – $2,000 7. * Kieren Horn – $2,000 8. Chris Waring – $1,000 9. Noi Kaulukakui – $1,000 10. * Adam Virs – $2,000 11. Brandon Guilmette – $1,000 12. Jason Bennet – $1,000 13. * Sunny Garcia – $2,000 14. Kyle Knox – $1,000 15. Sean Marceron – $1,000 Goofy Team: 1. * Timmy Curran – $2,000 2. * Cory Arrambide – $2,000 3. * Mike Losness – $2,000 4. * Mike Todd – $2,000 5. * Tonino Benson – $2,000 6. Travis Mellem – $750 7. Eric Snortum – $750 8. Ricky Whitlock – $750 9. Matt Keenan – $750 10. Dylan Slater – $750 11. Josh Buran – $750 12. Jeremy Heit – $750 13. Ryan Carlson – $750 14. Kai Barger – $750 15. Jesse Merle Jones – $750 The * symbolizes the five riders selected by the team captain for the final team. Each of these team riders received an automatic $1,000 going into the finals. After the end of the etnies GvR of Surf qualifiers on Saturday, MxPx played a free show at the bandshell located next to the Oceanside Pier at 5:00 p.m. A crowd of surfers and Oceanside locals gathered to hear MxPx’s fast-paced punk rock songs.
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FEATURE
The 2007 SCORE Baja 1000 [Part 1] Five days before the legendary Baja 1000 race we had a massive list of things to get ready. No toilet paper yet, the cooler was empty, and we hadn’t copied the Slayer albums over to our iPhones. Oh yeah, Mexico insurance…the list seemed endless. To top it off we had to fly to NYC for a quick meeting with Jägermeister to educate them about why their brand belongs in off-road. We got back just in time to squeeze in one more pre-run with Andy McMillin, the young prodigy who won the race last year with Robby Gordon. A mere twelve hours after the Jägermeister pitch we were in a McMillin chase truck barreling down a series of washed out dirt roads from Ensenada to Cabo. It’s well over a thousand miles from point to point. Back home our vehicles were being prepped. The Mad Media Toyota Tacoma was getting new tires, an oil change, and a new full size floor jack. Ever try changing a tire with the stock Toyota jack in the middle of nowhere? The rest of our crew was preparing for battle as well. They were copying maps, double checking radios, and getting our gear together. Nothing ever goes as planned in Baja, but it’s essential to be prepared. It’s still the wild freaking west down there, and this year’s race was no exception. But let’s back up a second…maybe you have been living under a rock and don’t know that the longest and most grueling off-road race in North America has been held in Baja California, Mexico for the past forty years. Yeah off-road racing is not for everyone – but it was born here in Southern California and it’s now a multi-million dollar industry. Funny thing is these guys aren’t racing for a diamond-encrusted trophy and million dollar checks. They’re doing it for fun and bragging rights. Our job at Mad Media was to document (film) two particular teams that competed in the Trophy Truck class, the big dogs: G&R Racing and Andy McMillin. Both these teams were in contention for the win. Both were as professional as any NASCAR outfit. And both of them drove the massive eight hundred horsepower demons that crush or topple anything they run in to. It was our job to film them powering through the race. We put cameras in the trucks, shot on the coarse itself, and also filmed them from helicopters. After the race we supplied some of the footage to NBC for their TV show, and we created custom video clips for the team websites. The fans loved them, and it was a great way to showcase the sponsors as well. Our plan for this year was the most complex ever for Mad Media. Four teams of at least two guys and a helicopter crew as well. One team to cover the start and first 200 miles, one crew to get the middle 500 miles, and two Mad Media chase trucks to bunny-hop each other for the last 700 miles, all the way down to the bottom of the Baja peninsula. As with every race, contingency was the beginning of the madness. It’s basically a slow moving parade of all the competitors. We love contingency in Ensenda. The “fun police” haven’t spoiled it yet. It’s literally a sixty thousand plus person block party with almost 40 WWW.REVOLTSD.COM
no security! Plenty of Tecate flowing, fish tacos and carne con queso tacos, (meat and cheese – just don’t ask what type of meat). Street vendors lined the roads; selling bootleg race team shirts. These guys were on it. They had photos from the last SCORE-International race already designed and printed on the shirts. Andy McMillin, both a friend and client of ours, signed a million autographs at the Red Bull tent this year. He was preparing himself mentally as it was going to be his job to start the race and drive the first 470 miles. The plan at that point was to pass the truck over to his roommate (and up and coming NASCAR racer) Brian Ickler who would drive to race mile 918. Andy’s dad Scott McMillin was set to finish the race, a final 378 miles to Cabo San Lucas. Tension was high but the McMillin family was very well prepared. Meanwhile in the G&R camp, Garron Cadiente was going over last minute preparations with his crew. The GNR plan for Garrons truck was to split driving duties with second-generation off-road racer Todd Leduc. Todd is huge in CORR racing, which is the most insane form of track racing around. (It’s basically gnarly trucks with huge jumps and banks, smashing into each other. It’s killer.) The GNR team was a serious threat to win Baja overall this year. Garron was the fist truck off the line so he had the ridiculous task of keeping a pack of the top off-road racers in the world including Robby Gordon behind him. Our entire Mad Media film crew was in good spirits. We were blessed to have some seriously seasoned cinematographers with us, and we were all excited to get some fantastic footage. We headed back to the hotel, charged batteries, checked the camera equipment, ate dinner and pounded a few beers… This was the last real seep most of us got for the next thirty-six hours! Race Day – The Madness Starts Call time for our crew was 5am, and we woke to the smell of unfiltered motorcycle exhaust and the sounds of ensuing chaos. Bikes and quads were already leaving the start line – hoping to avoid being caught by the Trophy Trucks (who can’t always see what or who they are passing). We grabbed a quick bite to eat and some surprisingly good coffee, packed up our trucks and headed out into the great wide open. Crew #1, headed up by our Director of Film/TV Production Joshua Martelli, began their trek out to mile marker forty, and set-up for the first decent spot outside of Ensenada. Crew #2 stayed back at the start, where our Creative Director Matt Martelli posted up near the huge Red Bull jump, a favorite of the local spectators. By 9:30am there were literally thousands of race fans lining the wash. This dusty aqueduct that is normally part dump and part sewer is big enough to race through, and provides a great vantage point for watching the action safely. WWW.REVOLTSD.COM 41
At 10:00 Mad Media chase crew #2 heard over the radio that the first truck was off the line. Moments later they saw the G&R truck, piloted by Garron Cadiente drop down into the wash and head towards the Red Bull jump with the pedal to the floor. The crowd roared as the truck rocketed off the jump, easily launching fifteen feet in the air! The incredible suspension on the Geiser Brothers built truck soaked up the landing, but the ground shoke from the 5000-pound vehicle landing to flat. Truck after truck soared off the jump with the crowd cheering wildly. Crew #2 shot the first ten Trophy Trucks passing by and raced off towards Santo Domingo. A quick side note on “chasing”… Driving in Mexico is crazy. Period. Driving in Mexico during a busy holiday is even more ridiculous. Trying to catch Trophy Trucks during any of the three Baja races is down right stupid, but it’s the only way to really capture what these guys go through to win the race. This year we encountered drunk drivers, weaving semi trucks, cattle, goats, chickens, hundreds of strategically placed potholes…you name it, and we saw it. All you can do is try your best to be safe and take measured risks to get around slow cars. Luckily we all made it back safely. Race mile 40 / 77 / 200 Chase team #1 shot Garron Cadiente at race mile 40 and 77 without many problems. Andy dropped back in the pack though, from 6th place to almost 11th right off the line. He never passed the crew at race mile 77. Shit. Something was up. They checked the radio and found out he had a bad alternator and was parked, so they headed to Jamu and tried to get back in front of Garron. Meanwhile chase crew #2 was at race mile 200, waiting, and waiting and waiting. They tried to relax, listened to the radio and watched the tracking device. The bikes and quads began buzzing by, trying to keep as much distance between them and the Trophy Trucks as possible. At one point they heard over the radio that a helicopter had gone down in a ball of flames. They hiked up a mile or so and found the first G&R pit. Right away they confirmed our helicopter was still up. Nobody knew whose helicopter crashed. The GNR truck was still first on the road and as they came into the pit the crew guys attacked it like some sort of coordinated assault team. Everybody had a mission. Garron Cadiente sat behind the wheel looking like a kid who had been grounded. He didn’t have to say anything. You could see he wanted to slam that gas pedal to the floor. In less than two minutes the GNR crew toped off his gas tank and replaced his two rear tires. Rivera and Baldwin passed G&R while they were pitting, adding to the tension. Garron took off in a haze of dust, determined to catch the guys that had passed them. The Mad Media crew checked in with the McMillin pit to see how far back Andy McMillin was, 42 WWW.REVOLTSD.COM
and the news was not good. He lost an alternator at race mile 78. The problem was not something normally encountered in the first few hundred miles, so the replacement part was 2 hours away in a chase truck. Our crew had no other choice but to head south as fast as possible. We had to catch Garron. Race mile 380 Mad Media crew #1 was long gone having completed there job of shooting three spots. Crew #2 stopped and threw some lobster burritos down at Mama’s in El Rosario and gassed up. There was no gas station for a few hundred miles beyond that point so they playing it safe. They got to the pit just after dark. They all jumped out of the truck and set up just in time to catch the race leaders rocket by. Separated only by minutes, it was G&R, BJ Baldwin, Rivera, and Robby Gordon, in that order. What a race. They jumped back into the truck and headed off the dirt road onto the highway. A few miles later they came upon a horrible wreck. Two chase trucks, one was rolled and hit from the side, and the other one was completely destroyed. There were people on the scene helping; our crew stops and asks if everyone is ok. “No, it’s bad”, says someone helping. “There it not much you can do. Keep on moving” So they did. Everybody in our truck got quiet; they just saw two full size trucks turned into scrap metal. The ironic part is that we had to drive as fast possible to stay in front of the race leaders. We put on Slayer and started pushing, watching for “Curva Peligrosa”, cattle and semi’s. We had to make up some time… Broken gear, more carnage, and bandidos kidnap our friends... Don’t miss part 2 in next month’s Revolt. For more info on SCORE go to: www.score-international.com Article by: The Martelli Brothers - www.MadMedia.com WWW.REVOLTSD.COM 43
INTEROGATE
EQUIPMENT- Honda 250f FUNNY STORY- Thats a tough question there is a lot of good stories!!! I travel all over the world there is always a good story! FAVORITE DRINK- No Fear Energy WHO INSPIRES YOU? There are a few people who inspire but as far as mx goes obviously Ricky Carmichael is a huge inspiration!!! IF YOU COULD RIDE WITH ANYONE LIVING OR DEAD, WHO WOULD THAT BE? Honestly I have rode with everyone that I ever wanted to but it is always fun being out at the honda track with MC! SHOUT OUT TO FRIENDS OR FAMILY? Deffinetly a big thanks to all of my friends and family, they have all been super supportive so thank you!!!!
JAKE WEIMER / Rider Profile Photos by Toby Ogden
Jake is currently living in Murrieta were he his training and getting ready for the upcoming 2008 season. Jake went to Italy on the 23rd of November to do a one off supercross race, he said he was very excited to go because he had never been overseas before. Jake will be competing in the 2008 supercross and motocross series. Last year he finished 4th in supercross and 6th in motocross. Jake is looking to improve those results in 08 and says he feels confident he can do so
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NAME- Jake Weimer AGE- 19 HOME- Rupert Idaho SPONSORS- No Fear Energy , Spy, American Honda. WHERE DO YOU RIDE MOST? Honda Test Track BEST TRIP? Everytime I race in Vegas is always a good time!! WHO’S ON YOUR iPod? a little of everything but mostly hip/hop
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INTERVIEW
MUTE MATH By Leslie Krouse
As I’m going through the notes from the interview, and listing to their music for inspiration, it hits me “DAMN, THESE GUYS ARE GOOD!” This 4 piece post, synthetic, Indy rock garage rock band out of New Orleans, has taken the country by storm. “For us, we just try to keep it simple. We’re obviously a band; that’s really all we ever wanted to be from the very beginning without catering to any particular genre or political or religious agenda. We just want to make music with no barriers” And they have achieved their goal. Talking to lead singer Paul Meany I realized, this guy knows what he’s talking about…. I wanted to know more. So we had a little Q & A session over the phone:
Q: Typical has become a big success for you, what was the inspiration behind the video, and how did you recreate it on Jimmy Kimmel Live? A: We wanted to do something different; originally we were going to do the whole video covered by x-mas lights. Then we met this guy on the road who had been filming us, he had this brilliant idea to film the video backwards. This was his and our first video, so we tried it, and it flowed. We were really happy with the results. We pitched the concept of doing the video live to all the late night shows, and Jimmy Kimmel was the only one that willing to try it, so we re-created and the complete video in reverse in front of a live audience, this was the first time in history this has ever been done. What a great experience, I will never forget it.
Q: What/Who inspires you and the band? A: Wow, Jimmy Hendrix at Woodstock, Abby Road, James Brown, Beasty Boys, and A Tribe Called Quest. They all have different meanings for me. To watch Hendrix in front of the crowd at Woodstock, and the passion he had at that moment, made me want that. There was that electronic phase in the late eighties, that’s when I purchased my first Sampler; I wanted to make that sound. All the members of Mute Math have such a diverse love for music, that has influenced our music, I don’t think there is any kind of music we have tried, or listen to, well not polka, but we’re still young.
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Q: How has coming from New Orleans influenced your music? A: New Orleans is a great town to create in; there is a vibe about this city that we feed off of. We are starting to get recognized... it’s surprising, you get comfortable being invisible.
Q: The use of the internet has become a huge part of promoting bands. How has it help you? A: Traditionally the only way a band could get exposure is to be seen, and touring was it. Now with avenues like You Tube, web pages, and MySpace, we’ve been able to do more than 4 guys could ever do. These avenues have become the foundation to recognition; it is a very powerful force. We have been non stop touring, but with-out the internet influence I don’t think we would be as far as we are, in such a short time.
Q: You guys pull any pranks on each other? A: I have found through the years, if you want your band to stay together, stay clear of pranks, they tend to get out of control real fast. Everything is a competition anyway, one person always trying to out do the other. There is one thing I advise young bands out there, DO NOT play the game of Risk. Have a Bar-B-Que, play ping pong, horseshoes, anything else, but “for the love of god, don’t play Risk”. One band member and I won’t say who, bought the game while we were on tour, and half way through we had to quit, we almost didn’t finish the tour. It’s amazing how attached to your soldiers you become, and when someone takes them out, well it’s war. A lot like what’s going on with our troops.
Q: With the Holidays coming up, what do you have planned? A: We will be home (New Orleans), I would love to take time off, but I know we will be working. I hope to be back in the studio, recording. These guys have had one hell of a year. Touring with Van’s Warped Tour, Bonaroo, Street Scene, TV appearances on Letterman, O’Brien, Kimmel, Ferguson, and MTV’s TRL/ Backstage Pass, then writing the theme song to the blockbuster movie hit Transformers. Coming up in 2008 they will be touring with Matchbox Twenty. Not to worry, they will be here on December 15th, at the 94.9 Holiday Hootenanny at UCSD. Make sure you check them out…
CD REVIEWS
HEAR THIS By Leslie Krouse
Editor’s Pick - Godsmack – Good Times Bad Times….Ten Years of Godsmack Genre: Rock/Metal/Acoustic All the greatest Gostsmack songs of all times on one freak’ in album, Holy Shit, it doesn’t get any better than that. One stops shopping… Definitely, one of the definitive alternative hard rock bands of the modern era. Universal Republic band Godsmack will release their widely anticipated Greatest Hits album; the 16-track collection is loaded with career defining milestones and seminal Godsmack classics. Among the groundbreaking songs included are the band’s clarion call “Whatever,” their breakthrough 1 rock mainstream smash “Awake,” “I Stand Alone” (2002’s most played rock radio song of the year), “Speak,” (the 1 rock cut from their 2006 album Godsmack IV), and a rare, bristling Godsmack cover of Led Zeppelin’s classic 1969 debut single “Good Times, Bad Times.” This is the perfect stocking stuffer for any fan of great music. Album just released on December 4, 2007. Don’t Miss Out! www.myspace.com/godsmack
The Crash Motive – Consequence Genre: Rock/Pop/Alternative
This five man group is making waves with the release of their first album Consequence with label Wind-up records, and already has the ear of the network with the first released single “Not Giving up” which has been featured as a promotional song for NBC’s hit television show “Friday Night Lights”, also featured cut on EA Sports Madden ‘07. “Waiting (Save Your Life) has played on the CBS’ Joan of Arcadia, and hit movie Fantastic. “No Tomorrow, Just Tonight” is collaboration with producer Don Gilmore (Linkin Park), it definitely make you want to live life to the fullest, cause you never know. “Believe It, and Trough the years” are both inspirational, and thought provoking. “All these songs are about living in the moment, it’s a concept that that helps me gets through some of the hardest times and to truly enjoy the best of times.” I agree with them. www.myspace.com/thecrashmotive
Finger Eleven –Them vs. You vs. Me Genre: Rock/Alternative
The Fourth time is the charm? Just because they’re from Canada, I can’t hold that against them. Once you hear them, you will welcome them into this county also. The uniqueness of the way this band ability to create its sound, is worth exploring more. “Paralyzer” the first single to be released off this album, is probably the best song, and took the longest to record in studio, and once you’ve heard it, you’ll understand why it took so long. “Window Song” will take you back to all those times you know what you wanted to say and didn’t. “I’ll keep Your Memory Vague” & “Change the World” love, loss, and to love again, it’s what life’s all about. This is not in anyway a cheesy excuse for another emo cry-baby piece of shit CD; you will enjoy it as much as I have. Check out their web for more. www.fingereleven.com
Dengue Fever – Venus on Earth
Genre: Psychedelic/Cambodian Rock/Indie Be careful looking them up, it took me a couple of minutes to realize it was a disease they were talking about and not the band. Last month we introduced you to their previoust album “Escape from the Dragon House.” Well they’ve done it again! “Seeing Hands” kicks off the album with a funky groove, accented Holtzman’s shuttering guitar, and Ralicke’s Middle Eastern flavored sax. “Tiger Phone Card” is the classic boy meets girl/ east vs. west, and the mental anguish of trying to make a doomed relationship work. Dengue Fever’s has made 60’s Cambodian pop sounds a hit. This CD is due to be released January ’08. You can get a taste of it on their MySpace: www.myspace.com/denguefevermusic
Jeremy Fisher – Goodbye Blue Monday
Genre: Acoustic/Beatbreak/Folk
I just got transported back to the 60/70’s; a little Bob Dillon meets Jim Croce meets The Monkees. You’ll know what I mean just by listing to the first song “Scars That Never Heal” so cool. This modern marvels rendition of the classic sounds of the past definitely has a place. Jeremy’s grassroots mentality is evident with his $60 homemade video for “Cigarette” which has become a viral phenomenon on YouTube. This album’s extremes are represented by the buoyant “High School” on the one hand, and the politically charged “American Girls” and “Lay Down (Ballad of Rigoberto)” on the other hand. And did I mention he’s Canadian, we’ll add him to the list of good thing that come out of Canada. Check him out, it’s worth the time. www.myspace.com/jeremyfisher
Locals Only Blue Sky Blond-What Say You Genre: Alter Ego Rock It seems the music fairy left a little something on my doorstep, (Shit! I almost stepped on it). And what a pisser that would have been. These four guys from right here in San Diego, are a breath of fresh air. Noby, Damon, Chris, and Jon, have put together an impressive combination of music, lyrics, and just plain talent. It’s apparent that “Beside Myself” is handcrafted from the beginning, starting with the methodical sound of the opening guitar, to the compilation of the whole group coming together, you know exactly were they are at that moment. And just when you think you know what this band is about they throw at you “Solitude” great song guys. Let us not forget the classic “Addicted to Love” by the ever so famous, what’s his name? BSB’s rendition rocks. Let’s call our favorite local joints and tell them we want these guys to play, I hear they kick-ass in person. I see them at the next Revolt event. Check them out for yourselves at: www.myspace.com/blueskyblondeband THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT SUBMITTED THIS MONTH. IF YOU WERE NOT INCLUDED IN THIS MONTHS REVIEWS, DON’T TRIP. IT MAY BE THAT WE ARE LIMITED TO SIX REVIEWS AN ISSUE. THEN AGAIN YOU MAY SUCK. KEEP SENDING YOUR MUSIC FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE REVIEWED AND POSSIBLY PERFORM AT ONE OF THE MANY EVENTS THAT REVOLT WILL HOST THIS WINTER. SEND ALL SUBMISSIONS TO: REVOLT MAGAZINE C/O MUSIC DEPARTMENT P.0. BOX 9771 SAN DIEGO, CA 92169
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FEATURE
Megan McCauley. No Apologies Here By Leslie Krouse
There are a handful of artists that honestly and truly know what it means to sing from the heart and from the soul. Whether or not these artists sing about unrequited love, raise their fists against injustice, or expose our innermost fears and desires like a raw nerve, there’s a fire in their soul, a bitter tasting spit salivating from their lips, and a magnetic force in their grip. Sharpening the tart edge of her tongue comes naturally to Megan McCauley.
“When I want something, I’ll claw and scratch through anything in order to make it happen,”
It was Janis Joplin that did it for Megan. “She was glamorous and sexy in her own right,” she says. “She had a raw sexuality while also being very strong and independent. If she wanted to, she’d go up on stage smashed. She was completely liberal in every way. I was and still am enamored by that. If it wasn’t for Janis, there would have never been a match that lit the fire in me.” McCauley, much like her idol, offers no apologies. This redheaded siren with tattoos and piercings is anything but conventional. The Ohio native is nineteen, convincingly brash and impressively iron-willed. Megan is wildly undisguised simply because she knows no other way. Raised by a single mother, she was fulfilled by compulsive visits to the conveniently located Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. “I used to hang out at the Hall when I got older. Every weekend I would buy a new album of the inductees in the gift shop. One day I bought a Big Brother and The Holding Company album and it just floored me. I remember locking myself in my room for weeks until I could sing like Janis,” adds Megan. By finding invaluable influence through Joplin, Megan finally found her own voice and shaped herself into anything but a pop star - and that’s what makes her an original. “Everybody has an asshole and an opinion. I don’t give a shit about being outspoken. I’ve been told to keep my mouth shut, but I have no control. It’s like breathing. Perhaps there will be a day when my comments are more calculated, but I see no reason not to simply state it like it is.” Frankly, Megan just doesn’t give a shit. It’s not misplaced aggression from being a teenager nor is it false mourning sought from her favorite artists. It’s not even about challenging the status quo. Megan refuses to escape simplicity for the sake of being herself. Being who she is, is enough.
“When I want something, I’ll claw and scratch through anything
in order to make it happen,” she says. “I don’t stop until I get it. I figure why quit and just give up after working so hard? I will prevail. I don’t really need anyone on my side to back me up in who I want to be.” Since her parents divorce at age three, Megan grew up being herself which was not always accepted by her peers. As an outsider in school, she learned to live within her own skin. “I fit in with the outcast group,” she says. “By high school, there were more people like me, but all of the sudden it became cool to be an outcast. What people don’t understand is how it’s not a natural thing, yet somehow in some ways it made me popular, or at least noticed. A friend of mine told me that I was a ‘gothic punk with a side-stitch of freak all wrapped up in a fashionista package’ I liked that.” “I was a loner through everything. Like Janis Joplin said: ‘I was laughed out of class, out of town and out of the state’ during my preteen years. I sunk into a deep depression, gained a whole bunch of weight. I was completely tortured through school and never had many good friends. But I think it’s made me a better person for today. I don’t need anyone there to justify that I like myself for who I am. I don’t need to be anything to justify myself. I’m making this album so I can pass on my experiences to others so they can move beyond their issues. Even though I am young, I have been through a lot of screwed up shit. I think a lot of people go through the same stuff, whether people acknowledge it or not. All I really want to do is help people get through those hard times.” Listening to Megan’s song you get a real sense of what her life, thus far, has been like. I’ll pay you to shoot him has to with her fathers abusive behavior towards her mother “my dad locked my mother in a room and tried to kill her”, but Megan does have a playful side as you will hear with her soon to be released debut single “Tap That.” She is someone to keep an eye on, “With all the bullshit that life throws at you, you have to get out and have fun”
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MINI REVIEWS
WATCH THIS IN THEATRES
By Beth Accomando
I AM LEGEND (Warner Brothers) I am Legend looks scary. But for the wrong reasons. The Will Smith starrer is based on Richard Matheson’s scifi classic about the “last” man in a world of infected people. Sound familiar? Well it was made earlier as The Last Man on Earth and The Omega Man (with Mr. Up-Chuck himself, Charleton Heston). I’m just worried that the film will be turned into an action vehicle for Bad Boys’ Smith and not be a serious adaptation of Matheson’s novel. Opens December 14.
THE GOLDEN COMPASS (New Line) If you went to Comic-Con then you probably saw the awesome armored polar bear at New Line’s booth for The Golden Compass. Based on a darkly philosophical adventure tale by Phillip Pullman, The Golden Compass promises some sophisticated effects work to bring this fantastical world to the screen. Daniel Craig gives up his 00 status to play Lord Asrial, the man who opens a rift between two worlds. Could be the thinking person’s Narnia. Opens December 7.
WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY (Columbia) John C. Reilly stars as Dewy Cox a musician who embodies every film cliché known to Hollywood. Reilly has proven himself as an all-purpose supporting guy in films such as Chicago, Boogie Nights and Gangs of New York but I don’t know if he can carry an entire picture. But Judd Apatow is golden right now after scoring big with Knocked Up and Superbad, so with him co-writing and producing I’d definitely give this one a chance. Opens December 21.
SWEENEY TODD (Paramount) Now here’s a real dream team redux: Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. Together they have given us Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, and The Corpse Bride. So how delicious to have them serve up a collaboration for the holidays. This time they sharpen their skills for the screen adaptation of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Place this at the top of your holiday list. Yummy. Opens December 21.
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR – REQUIEM (20th Century Fox) For those of you who are desperately seeking escape from all the warm and fuzzy holiday good will, relief is on the way. Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem arrives on Christmas day to bring bloody good cheer to action fans. And this time it’s R-rated carnage, none of that PG-13 crap. “In space no one can hear you scream. On earth it doesn’t matter.” That’s a slogan I can warm up to. And personally, I hope the aliens win. I’ve always favored those steel-jawed darlings over the all too human looking predators. Would you like that predator served medium or well done? Opens December 25.
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Interview with writer Diablo Cody By Beth Accomando
When Diablo Cody got bored with her job at an ad agency, she went out and tried her hand as a stripper and pole dancer. She recounted her experiences in the book Candy Girl. She also began to write about the sex industry on her blog The Pussy Ranch. Now she’s penned the acclaimed script for Juno, a comedy about a pregnant teen and the yuppie couple that wants to adopt her baby. “I have to say that my trajectory was extremely unusual,” says Cody. Juno’s been called a teen version of Knocked Up and a female Napoleon Dynamite but neither comparison captures the particular brand of fresh, smart comedy that Cody brings to the screen. Cody says Juno was originally intended as just a writing exercise. She even had to go out and buy a copy of the Ghost World script in order to figure out how to format her screenplay. “The point at which I wrote it, I really had nothing to lose. I figured there are a lot of scripts out there that sound the same and are a little vanilla and formulaic, so I would rather do something different and be accused of going too far than hold myself back.” Jason Reitman, whose first film was Thank you for Smoking, was the perfect choice for director since, as Cody explains, “We both have a tendency to go to dark places to find humor. And there’s nowhere we won’t go in terms of comedy.” Cody describes herself as “a voracious consumer of teen movies. I loved the Breakfast Club.” In a way Cody’s quirky heroine is like Ally Sheedy’s character in John Hughes’ film—but before she has the “cute” makeover. As played by Ellen Page, Juno is smart but not smart-alecky. She’s also a teen whose parents love and respect her.
SOUTHLAND TALES Interview with diector Richard Kelly By Beth Accomando
At this past Comic-Con, I met up with Richard Kelly, director of the cult classic Donnie Darko. Kelly says he loves the Con because “the people who come here really care about art. Hollywood is filled with a lot of people who really only care about commerce. You could say Comic-Con is about commerce in the end but I think art wins here. It trumps commerce any day of the week.” This marked Kelly’s third appearance at Comic-Con to promote his long-delayed sophomore feature Southland Tales, an epic political saga that speculates on what the upcoming 2008 election year might bring.
“I feel like the idea of a contentious relationship between teenagers and parents had become a cliché,” says Cody, “I liked the idea of exploring a positive relationship especially between Juno and her stepmother because that’s something we definitely don’t see. They do respect her and put a lot of trust in her.” Cody describes her parents as supportive and says, “The character is autobiographical even though the story isn’t. Juno is a little weird. And I was a weird kid myself. [Now as a writer] I was really an outsider in every possible way. As a blogger I was writing everyday just for my own edification. I think my lack of knowledge about screenwriting freed me to write an unusual script.” What’s unusual too is that Juno never allows herself to be painted as a victim. There’s no self-pity here says Cody, “I really didn’t want there to be any victimhood or melodrama. I wanted this to be an uplifting, clear-eyed look at how people deal with crisis.” Cody wants to continue writing strong female characters and already has a pilot and three features in the works. But the project closest to her heart is a horror film. “I’ve always wanted to write something aggressive and funny and just a little bloody.” Well based on her clever, refreshing and wickedly humorous debut, anything Cody works on will likely be worth checking out.
The film was delayed after a poor reception at the Cannes Film Festival and the studio shied away from giving Kelly the funds needed to finish the effects work. But Kelly says “Sony realized ‘Hey, there’s really something here and we’re going to give you the money to finish your visual effects.’” Kelly says he needed the effects money to make his imagined future believable, “we re-mapped certain parts of Los Angeles based on an alternate timeline after a nuclear attack, an alternate future. It’s slightly stylized in a very subtle way. Like there’s a big dirigible and we have an alternative fuel machine with Wallace Shawn as the Baron of Alternative Fuel. He might be the anti-Christ for all we know. It’s a bit of Philip K Dick, a bit of Vonnegut, and Raymond Chandler all mixed together.” Kelly’s relieved the film is coming out this year because any more delays and it would be “like a period piece and no longer in the future.” In some ways the delay may’ve been beneficial: “I mean it’s just getting worse. I mean look at Iraq, look at everything. But there are a lot of people fighting back, a lot of people standing up, and a lot of political films being made.” So that helped alleviate concerns by the studio about the film’s political nature. “As the world got progressively shittier,” says Kelly, “I think the politics scared people less from a studio perspective. But I’ve never once been censored or been told you can’t say that or do that. I think they understand that’s what the movie is. If anything I think the film shows the danger of polarization. It shows the danger of what a neo-conservative can accomplish when given a significant number of years in power, and it shows how a left-wing fringe movement can ultimately self-destruct and sort of be emblematic of the Democratic party’s destruction or disarray. It’s showing both sides. It’s like the old Rodney King plea, ‘Can’t we all just get along?’” The film serves up an intriguing mix of talent: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Sarah Michelle Geller, Justin Timberlake. “I’ve tried to cast this film in the most unpretentious way possible,” says Kelly, “but with people who I thought had great skill, charisma and talent but who had been pigeon-holed in teen comedy, horror, pro wrestling, pop music. I thought that if I’m going to do a political film, let’s take people who can connect to mainstream America, who can connect in a significant way, and then turn them upside down. Hopefully this movie can be like, ‘Man imagine if it had really gotten that bad?’ This movie can be looked at as, “You know we almost got there but we pulled our shit together and we set the ship sailing in the right direction.” Look for Kelly’s ambitious Southland Tales in theaters this month.
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PLAY THIS Assassin’s Creed - 360 & PS3 From the team that brought the world Prince of Persia and Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell comes a sophisticated new franchise utilizing the power of next-gen technology for its complex action. The game takes place during the Third Crusade. The gamer plays as a member of the assassin sect Hashashin known as Altaïr (of Greek and Arabic origin, roughly translates to (“The Flyer”) or (“The Eagle”). The player will be able to travel through three cities, Jerusalem, Acre, and Damascus. The cities are populated by many people and the way the player controls Altair affects how people around you react to his or her presence. For example, when going through a crowd, if you lightly move someone out of the way, it wont make too much of a difference, however, if one throws someone to the ground and kills him, the crowd may unite against the player and he or she will then have to find a way out. Similarly, for example, if you shove a person aside, he/she may shove you back. If you climb walls, civilians will gather around, attracting unwanted attention from guards.One of the most talked about features of the game is the ability to get around the game world. Assassin’s Creed will allow new levels of freedom for the player.
CALL OF DUTY® 4: MODERN WARFARE 360 & PS3 The new action thriller from the award winning team at infinity Ward, the creators of Cll Of Duty Series , delivers the most intense and cinematic action experience ever.. It arms gamers with an arsenal of advanced and powerful Weapons. War rages on in the fourth edition of Activision’s acclaimed war game. For the first time in the series, Call of Duty moves away from WWII to the modern battlefield. Armed with an arsenal of advanced and powerful modern day firepower, players are transported to treacherous hotspots around the globe to take on a rogue enemy group threatening the world. As both a U.S Marine and British S.A.S. soldier fighting through an unfolding story full of twists and turns, players use sophisticated technology, superior firepower and coordinated land and air strikes on a battlefield where speed, accuracy and communication are essential to victory. The epic title also delivers an added depth of multiplayer action providing online fans an all-new community of persistence, addictive and customizable gameplay.
Super Mario Galaxy - Wii The ultimate Nintendo hero is taking the ultimate step ... out into space. Join Mario as he ushers in a new era of video games, defying gravity across all the planets in the galaxy. When some creature escapes into space with Princess Peach, Mario gives chase, exploring bizarre planets all across the galaxy. Mario, Peach and enemies new and old are here. Players run, jump and battle enemies as they explore all the planets in the galaxy. Since this game makes full use of all the features of the Wii Remote, players have to do all kinds of things to succeed: pressing buttons, swinging the Wii Remote and the Nunchuk, and even pointing at and dragging things with the pointer. Since he’s in space, Mario can perform mind-bending jumps unlike anything he’s done before. He’ll also have a wealth of new moves that are all based around tilting, pointing and shaking the Wii Remote. Shake, tilt and point! Mario takes advantage of all the unique aspects of the Wii Remote and Nunchuk controller, unleashing new moves as players shake the controller and even point at and drag items with the pointer.
Uncharted PS3 has a plot that fits comfortable in the action-adventure category and it’s the stuff that expensive Hollywood blockbusters are made of … or at least what the really good ones strive to be on the big screen. It will conjure up that warm spot we have for Tomb Raider games and that affection we have for shoot-’em-up action games that have us dodging bullets, diving for cover like Gears of War and tossing a grenade in the general direction of a group of bad men. It has the feeling of a huge production complete with a likeable cast of character and a grand story that makes the adventure really worthwhile. Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune is the reason you should own a PlayStation 3 and one of the most gratifying gaming experiences you’ll play on Sony’s console. A few action-adventure games seldom pull you into its world, savoring its most exciting moments and appreciating its cast of characters that come off as real rather than just cheap caricatures but Uncharted manages to pull it off famously. There are a few issues that keep this from being a perfect game but in the end, there are just way too many good things going for it. Buy this game and you will not regret it one bit.
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PROFILE
SKIN INDUSTRIES
Currently Skin Industries offers a full line of clothing from head to toe for Men, Women, Boys and Girls. There’s a full line of Accessories that include Bathing Suits and Footwear. If you’re a motocross rider don’t worry we offer Gear, Helmets and Graphics too.
Skin Industries continues to take “Sports Fashion” to new heights – more than your average tee shirt company – Skin Industries “It’s a life style”, that supports both children and adults in their pursuit of enjoyment in all sports and all levels from amateur to professional.
The SKIN brand was established by selective marketing association with key influential individuals and ingenious product placement that cemented the brand position as one of the leading alternative “Sports Fashion” brands in America today.
Skin Industries was founded in 1998 by current CEO and sole owner, Al Borda. Back in the beginning when it all started the companies main focus was based around Freestyle Motocross (FMX). With in 2 months not only was Skin Industries the number one brand in FMX it also had a tremendous overflow into Supercross (SX) and Motocross (MX). With so many of the top pro’s wearing the brand of tee’s, Al decided that he need to focus on making Skin Industries, which at the time was only a 4 design tee shirt company for his friends and himself, to be a legitimate clothing company for the entire world to enjoy and express. The next step was to produce a line of graphics that could be affixed to motorcycles and quads. The decals included a replacement seat cover and all the pieces to cover up the stock plastics to make your boring bike into a custom SKIN bike.
“It’s a life style”, is what Al Borda has been saying for almost 10 years. He backs his slogan with his lavish lifestyle, which includes one of the most sought after exotic car collection around, Club Skin at some of the hottest night clubs and a diamond and watch collection valued at…..well let just say he could add another house to his high end real-estate portfolio.
An Al Borda Company
Al had a vision it was, “Sports Fashion”. Why not make comfortable clothes with an edgy design that speak for the individual wearing them, no matter if you are competing, practicing or just messing around in the backyard. Skin soon was not just seen on the backs of extreme sports athletes but on the backs of all kinds of pro athletes, rappers, musicians, actors, business people, soccer moms, kid’s, students, party animals and hot ladies around the world!
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Not only did Al Borda create the category of “Sports Fashion” his company contributes and changes the standards that other soulless, faceless commercial brands on the market today try to follow. Since then the brand has become widely recognized as the only credible “Sports Fashion” clothing brand and as much as a statement of lifestyle, it’s THE clothing of choice. The Skin Industries trademark is very well known for it’s clothing, but it doesn’t stop there. There are currently 12 Skin Retail stores that not only carry the name on the building but carry every Skin product available where you can also find Skin wheels from 20’s, to 24’s that fit your Bentley, Ferrari, Lamborghini or even your Ford pick up truck. Yes I know that’s a lot to swallow, but don’t worry, Skin also has it’s own “Ultimate Performance Drink” available in both a regular version and a lite version. You may be asking yourself the same question as we are; what’s next? Well let’s just wait and see.
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This is the most amazing, melt in your mouth chicken, We have ever tasted. What an incredible find, and to think we’ve passed by it at least a hundred times on the way to Block Buster. There it sits, on the corner of Mission Blvd. and Felspar, just waiting to be discovered. On any given day, you can find the father, son team of Arthur & Alex Anatou. The love of cooking is a family tradition, Alex’s grandfather Dimitri owned a restaurant in New York, and you can definitely taste the love in every home cooked mouthful. There are a couple of key elements to running a successful restaurant, #1 great food, #2 great people. Pacific Rotisserie has both. The food, ah the food. Fresh green beans and carrots used in teriyaki chicken plate, laid on a bed of wild rice. The wraps, salads, salmon, organic soups, mac-n-cheese from scratch, and baked, red & mashed potatoes, We could go on and on. But, the bottom line is, it’s good, fresh, home made food. You are just going to have to find out for yourself. Alex the owner, and his father Arthur run the front of the house and the kitchen. Aurthur taught Alex everything he knows. Two of the most caring, and wonderful people we’ve met in a long time, but be careful, they will tempt you with the freshly baked chocolate chip brownie ala mode’, but after all the healthy, it’s ok to indulge (just a little) Just call in an order on the way home, or take your friends & family in, and say hello. Either way, you will not regret it. Well.. there may be one thing you will regret... NOT TRYING IT SOONER. Enjoy.
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Merry Festivus - A SAGITTARIUS For the Rest Of Us! Darling Sag, no matter what age you’re turning, you’re feeling old but now for the first time ever. It’s okay - You happen to be birthdayin’ during a very introspective phase. Don’t get dramatic over this birthday. You will never look your age and more importantly, never FEEL it. You’re just stewing in collected wisdom after years of stocking up. Now you know and knowing is half the battle. Sag learns best by teaching. You’ve been quiet too long and it’s time to share what you’ve accumulated with the rest of the world. Keep your conviction strong and no one will second-guess you. Remember when you used to be boisterous at gatherings, convinced your way was the right way? Well, now you’re finally right about that. Happy birthday, Smartass. You are the staple of the zodiac and the center of the universe. ENJOY! P.S. Jesus was a Sagittarius. Do you really think a Capricorn would carry a cross he knows he’s gonna be nailed to just to prove his point? Not unless there was a flat screen TV in the deal.
Children Of The CAPRICORN There are two things you’re good at: Making money and spending money. Especially at this time of year! That’s why it seems all the kids love you. But just like your Fendhi bag, this love is not real. When you gonna learn, Capricorn, to open your heart instead of your wallet? Don’t start now though - the kids have expectations. Let them down and they’ll want your head on a platter - A very expensive platter.
God Bless, AQUARIUS, Everyone! Holy Borderline-Retard, Batman! Were your parents brother and sister? No. You’re just having a rough anti-air-sign month. Watch your spending (nobody expects elaborate gifts from your broke ass anyway) and make sure the stove is off before you leave the house. When you get pulled over for driving like the victim of a head injury, just ham it up - play that retard card! Tis the season for speedy forgiveness and lots of slack. Cross your eyes and go for the gold, Airhead!
In A PISCES Far, Far Away... That last one-night-stand you soiled your already-stained sheets with has left a strange
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sensation in your chest. Love? No. Syphilis? Maybe. Don’t be surprised when an alien busts out leaving a new cavity in your body for you to offer up. You’re gross. Raise your standards or you’ll retain horrifying memories of your next anal probe - Maybe to your delight, Sicko.
ARIES Roasting On An Open Fire An Aries once used the word “GLOMY” to describe me, rendering herself my EX-friend. But who cares about losing friends who make up words like “GLOMY?” She was a dumb bitch! I hate her! We call her SkeletorStare behind her back because she’s ugly... And illiterate! GOD, I fucking hate Aries and hope you die! DIE!!! But first have a happy holidays void of unrealistic expectations. (Like learning how to read.)
Enough Holiday BULLshit Taurus, what’s the matter? You used to LOVE the holidays! Sure, hospital stays, bad breakups and the mysterious abduction of your light-up lawn ornaments has soured you on the season, but I promise, dearly dull earth sign, you will get out of this month whatever you put into it. So bake! Shop! Decorate! And go to your ex’s house when he’s not home, break into the garage, and steal back that Baby Jesus that makes your yard’s light-up manger complete - Just be sure to jingle all the way!
You’ll Shoot Your GEMINI Out! You won’t go blind from masturbation, as you figured out very early on (almost too early, according to your therapist.) Yet you’re blind to what’s in front of you. Somebody special is taking a lot of shit from you, but not for much longer. Quit misusing those who love you, Gemini bastard. Santa Claus is watching. (He’s into voyeurism, just like you.)
You Know Dancer and Prancer and CANCER and Vixen... I know who isn’t understudying Rudolf as head reindeer... Loser. You’re a bad dancer too, that’s why you’re never in the front row at recitals. At least you’ve switched to candy canes cos that chocolate was making your ass balloon, which hardly matters since nobody’s behind you anyway tapping your little heart out in the last row. But now I’ll say something nice because it’s Christmas - You really know how to appreciate a good gift... Especially if it’s FOOD! Hah!
No One’s Waiting Under the MistLEO Toe Hey, you crafty sluts! I love what you’ve done with those highwaisted jeans that went outta style long before New Kids On the Block dropped from the charts. Really, very creative. And that “RIGHT” and “LEFT” on the bottoms of your shoes is just adorable. (You’re undoubtedly missing my sarcasm.) Just don’t double-dip your chips at the office party - Trying to avoid new, gross nicknames from your peers is the only New Year’s resolution you can handle.
Tiny Tots With Their Eyes All a VIRGLOw You need a good ego stroke, Renaissance Virgo, and I’m gonna give it to you straight up and raw. 1) You’re in the Top 3 Best Lays of the Zodiac. 2) You see what everyone else is missing. 3) You make the meanest damn vegan tatertot casserole I ever done seen! Avoid your blood relations this holiday. You’ve seen enough on the battlefield lately. Cozy up to the few people, who may not get you entirely and absorb the compliments like a sponge as you whip out your amazing accents and impersonations at parties. You got it, Virgo. You got it raw!
We Need a LIBRA Christmas Why do you hang out with people who use made-up words like “GLOMY?” You’re smarter than that! The company you keep has really been bringing you down. From Republicans to retards, you’ve suffered it all. To quote Bill Murray in Scrooged, “Scrape ‘em off, Claire. You wanna save somebody? Save yourself!” Scrape ‘em off! They don’t get you anyway. Get some smarter friends for Christmas but don’t ask Santa - He’s jealous over you having a sweeter ride than him.
Let It SCORPIO! You’ve undergone some bigtime, uncontrollable changes, but for the BEST, Scorpio. You’re making history right now - It just started! In a hundred years they’ll still be talking about your pioneering - but maybe not your butt in those overpriced jeans. Oh yeah, you’re gonna fill that Santa suit this year! Even Hottest-Scorpio-In-the-World, Joaquin Phoenix has pudged out quite a bit, so don’t be too hard on yourself. (But Joaquin, seriously... Be hard on ME.)
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