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ith the materialistic temptations of door-buster deals at big-box chain stores and the gluttonous convenience of online commerce — Christmas shopping has grown into a merry-less, bleak routine. Sometimes we forget about supporting the local West Michigan shops and boutiques that give our communities charisma. Revue’s annual Holiday Gift Guide highlights those eccentric specialty stores. Beyond that, we suggest some stellar local events and food/drink hotspots to enjoy throughout the holidays. For your retail convenience, Revue arranged the Gift Guide recommendations by various personality types. From a Debbie Downer-caliber “Buzzkill” to a Nikon-wielding “Photography Dad,” this section covers each character on your shopping list. Well, except for that one creepy uncle … we’re not sure about him.
Local gift ideas for your favorite… Activist. . . . . . . . . . . . . Art Aficionado . . . . . . Beer Snob. . . . . . . . . . Bookworm. . . . . . . . . . Buzzkill . . . . . . . . . . . . Fashionista . . . . . . . . . Film Buff . . . . . . . . . . . Fitness Freak. . . . . . . . Foodie. . . . . . . . . . . . . Fossil. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Gamer. . . . . . . . . . . . . 50 GOP Candidate . . . . . . 52 Music Junkie. . . . . . . . 54 Naturalist . . . . . . . . . . 56 Photography Dad . . . . 58 Pop Culture Nerd. . . . . 60 Soccer Mom. . . . . . . . . 62 Thespian. . . . . . . . . . . 64 Even more gift ideas! . 66
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Beer Snob
The Beer Snob has become the superlative connoisseur of the 21st century. Craft beer is at an exciting apex of popularity and the Beer Snob is at the center of it all, guiding the journey toward vibrant tastes — all while catching a warm buzz. B y M i c h a e l C o l e t ta
The Beer Snob has two needs: To enjoy and appreciate the work of others and to fine-tune his own personal craft of beer making. Siciliano’s Market is the perfect stop to facilitate both. Here you can obtain that sought-after limited release while gathering the essential supplies to brew your own mashed masterpiece.
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Siciliano’s Market 2840 Lake Michigan Dr. NW, Grand Rapids sicilianosmkt.com, (616) 453-9674
Winter does not slow down the Beer Snob. Proof is the always-sold-out Winter Beer Festival, for which tickets go on sale Dec. 3. Now in its 11th year, it features more than 100 Michigan breweries and around 1,000 unique beers. While sipping, the Beer Snob can also take in fine local bands and sample tasty food. Friday’s session is $45 in advance, $50 at gate if available. Saturday’s session is $50 in advance.
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Michigan Brewers’ Guild 11th Annual Winter Beer Festival Fifth Third Ball Park, Comstock Park Feb. 26-27 mibeer.com/winter-festival
To maximize your full beer nerd potential, it is imperative that you turn to the best beer stores in West Michigan. The reason why the Beer Snob is always re-invited to white elephant gift exchanges is because no one minds being stuck with a super rare four pack of Michigan craft beer. Rishi’s International Beverage is among the best spots to make it possible. Ask the man himself for beer advice or the perfect adult beverage. You don’t just receive a Right Brain tribute beer for nothing, after all.
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Rishi’s International Beverage 3835 28th St. SE, Grand Rapids rishisowl.com, (616) 842-7240
The Beer Snob will ultimately want to develop an affinity for pairing their favorite brews with dishes that heighten the palate. Whether it’s matching your favorite hoppy IPA with Atlantic salmon or a robust stout with a slab of smoky ribs, the best way to achieve this is through creative menus and locally sourced fare. North Peak Brewing Company and Salt of the Earth continue to demonstrate their commitment to top-tier craft beer and exceptional cuisine.
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North Peak Brewing Company 400 W. Front St., Traverse City northpeak.net, (231) 941-7325 Salt of the Earth 114 East Main Street, Fennville saltoftheearthfennville.com, (269) 561-7258
When a movie has a slogan like “DRINK BETTER BEER,” you know it’s at least worth a peek. CRAFT filmmaker Craig Noble gives cinephile Beer Snobs a behind-the-scenes look at how craft-beer trailblazers, rogues and misfits have bested the big beer companies. This beertastic voyage to the front lines of the booming Craft Beer Revolution spans from coast to coast chatting with independent craft brewers who insist on raising the beer bar. The film is backed with an impressive horn-heavy soundtrack courtesy of Slavic Soul Party, a nine-piece “Balkansoulgypsyfunk” brass band based out of Brooklyn.
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CRAFT craftbeermovie.com
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Art Afici0nado
The Art Aficionado dreams of an endless block of contemporary galleries harmonizing next to art-film theaters that endlessly stream Jean-Luc Godard flicks. Skip the bars when it comes to this persnickety pal and check out these arty events and shopping options. By Nicole Rico
The 27th Annual UICA Holiday Artists’ Market is a great place to find one-of-akind gifts for the Art Aficionado in your life. Featuring crafted work from dozens of regional artists, the event also includes live music, food and drinks from local vendors. You can find everything here from jewelry and toys, to fine art and home goods. An added perk, admission and parking are free for this event, so you’ll have even extra cash to also buy that pricey Jean-Michel Basquiat coffee-table book.
gene Friesen and Crispin Campbell (Dec. 6), pianist Andrew Le and violinist Jennifer Walvoord (Dec. 13), cellist and pianist Hannah Thomas-Hollands (Dec. 20 ) , and R ichard and Brandon Ridenour (Dec. 27), playing piano and trumpet. Seating is first come, first served.
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UICA’S Holiday Artists’ Market @ Steelcase Town Hall 901 44th St. SE, Grand Rapids Dec. 4, UICA Members’ Preview: 5:30-6 p.m., Public: 6-9 p.m. Dec. 5, Public: 10 a.m.–7 p.m. uica.org, (616) 454-7000
Sunday Classical Concert Series Grand Rapids Art Museum, 101 Monroe Ctr. St. NW Dec. 6, 13, 20 & 27, 2-3 p.m. artmuseumgr.org, (616) 831-1000
Those mainstream movie theatres just won’t do. I mean, who’s Paul Blart? Skip the Hollywood blockbuster night and take your Art Aficionado to the Broad Art Museum’s monthly Underground Film Series examining experimental and avant-garde films, as well as video art, from its earliest days to present times. This month’s theme is Feminist Looking and it explores the work of Martha Rosler, Ilene Segalove and Leslie Thornton. The accompanying exhibit is Moving Time: Video Art at 50, 1965-2015. It runs through Feb. 14 and features: Nam June Paik, Marina Abramovic, Michelle Handelman, Andy Warhol, Joan Jonas, and the always captivating work of Sam Jury.
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Broad Underground Film Series Broad Art Museum 547 E Circle Dr., East Lansing Dec. 4, 7 p.m. @ New Media Gallery broadmuseum.msu.edu, (517) 884-4800
The Aficionado’s taste is refined. Gambling on a contemporary musical act is risky. It’s best to play it safe and snag passes to the Grand Rapids Art Museum’s Sunday Classical Concert Series. This month includes cellists Eu-
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For the art addict in your life who salivates at Wayne Thiebaud’s food-themed paintings but prefers more of a plantbased menu, there’s a local option worth exploring. Bartertown fulfills the meticulous Art Aficionado’s vegan, vegetarian and raw food needs in a modish setting. The menu is stacked with locally-sourced produce – this includes locally-made direct-trade coffee, kombucha and soda. Also, their breakfast options, specifically the French toast, are addicting.
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Bartertown Diner 6 Jefferson Ave. SE, Grand Rapids bartertowngr.com, (616) 233-3219
Enjoy a Degas painting in motion and take your Aficionado to this re-imag ined version of The Nutcracker. The production is bound to inspire new creative depths for your Aficionado with its imaginative set desig n and surrealist moments of a mouse king fighting toy soldiers and an owl morphing into a clockmaker.
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Grand Rapids Ballet: The Nutcracker DeVos Performance Hall, 303 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids Dec. 11-13 & 18-20, $20-$54 grballet.com, (616) 454-4771 ext. 10
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activist
Injustice, be damned! The Activist is primed and ready to do hand-to-hand combat with inequality. B y L i n d s ay Pat t o n - C a r s o n
The Activist loves opportunities to combine multiple causes. At the great Vegan GR Holiday Pop-up, the Activist can support local bakers and animals. All the goodies on sale are vegan-friendly, and there are even a few gluten-free offerings. And because it’s the holidays, the pop-up shop will also host area artisans with work for sale. The Activist may find a gift for Grandma Louise, but they work so hard to make the world a better place that they deserve a little reward every once in a while.
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VeganGR Holiday Pop-up Shop West Michigan Co-op, 1475 Michigan St. NE, Grand Rapids Dec. 5, 11 a.m.–3 p.m. vegangr.com/holiday-pop-up
goes the extra mile to provide volunteer help to partner organizations. The Mitten Brewing Company 527 Leonard St. SW, Grand Rapids mittenbrewing.com, (616) 608-5612
Grand Rapids hip-hop artist Lady Ace Boogie uses her voice to bring positivity to her genre and particularly influence young adults. Earlier this year, she started the LOVE GR campaign, which fought back at anti-LGBT billboards created by an area group. Her most recent album is the very appropriately titled Feel Good Music.
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Lady Ace Boogie ladyaceboogie.com Suppor t t he work of the Kalamazoo Gay and Lesbian Resource Center and purchase a ticket to this formal fundraiser. Spend an evening dining, drinking and dancing for a good cause. Music will be provided by The Moxie Strings and DJ Disobedience. Attendees will be able to indulge at the savory grilled cheese bar (because let’s be honest, nobody really grows out of grilled cheese) and sip on cocktails hand crafted by Angie Jackson, the Traveling Elixir Fixer. There will also be a silent auction and a ceremony for the REACH Awards.
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Kalamazoo Gay and Lesbian Resource Center Winter Gala Kalamazoo Institute of the Arts, 314 S Park St., Kalamazoo Jan. 31, 7–11 p.m. $50 advance, $55 at the door, $25 with student I.D. kglrc.org, (269) 349-4234
This baseball-themed brewery not only provides a unique beer-and-pizza selection, but gives back to the community. The Mitten fundraises for a different nonprofit organization every month and has raised more than $90,000 for local organizations since it was founded in 2012. The Mitten doesn’t just raise money for community organizations, either. Through its employee volunteer program, Mitten staff
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This grocery store and deli is consumerowned and is focused on bringing accessible, healthy, natural and affordable food into the Kalamazoo community. The co-op supports local farms by purchasing local food. The Activist appreciates how little fossil fuel was used to transport the food from farm to co-op. More than a grocery store and deli, the People’s Food Co-op frequently hosts educational community events like cooking classes and speaking engagements.
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People’s Food Co-op 507 Harrison St., Kalamazoo peoplesfoodco-op.org, (269) 342-5686
Lizzie Velasquez has a rare syndrome that affects her weight and appearance. As a result, she has been bullied her entire life. Velasquez decided to take action when she saw a video on YouTube that labeled her “the world’s ugliest woman.” A Brave Heart tells her story and what she’s doing to inspire others and tackle bullying head on.
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A Brave Heart Urban Institute for Contemporary Arts, 2 W. Fulton, Grand Rapids Through Dec. 10 $4 UICA members, $8 nonmembers uica.org, (616) 454-7000
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bookworm
To the Bookworm, the book is always better than the movie, the library is foreplay and it’s all about two lists: “Books I’ve read” and “Books I want to read.” By M issy B lac k
Life was meant to be wasted lounging in bookstores. Take the day off and head to Bombadil Books, a coop style bookstore offering used and rare books, binding and restoration services and community events and workshops. “We’re a really relaxed used bookstore right downtown,” said co-owner Danielle Alexander. “Come in and sit and browse, do work and hang out.” Over the holidays you can find them participating in the Avenue for the Arts Holiday Gallery and Shop Hop on Dec. 12, from noon-8 p.m.
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Bombadil Books 315 S. Division Ave., Grand Rapids bombadilbooks.com, (616) 419-0667
If you don’t have time to read your precious book, a little afternoon nibble on poetr y must suffice. ARTbreak: Poetic Responses to Art with author Hedy Habra is an afternoon where Habra reads from her new collection of poetry, Under Brushstrokes, which is inspired by visual art. Even a quick tryst during the lunch hour can satisfy your word fix, and books are on hand for purchase and autographs.
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Kalamazoo Institute of Arts 314 S. Park St., Kalamazoo Dec. 8, noon kiarts.org, (269) 349-7775
You know the thing you love about books, that distinct voice that pulls you in and lovingly smothers you between the pages? The Bookworm will find an equally haunting and intriguing voice with The Go Rounds. Hailing from Kalamazoo, the band is inspired by their record collections and the beauty of the Great Lakes State and explores soul music, baroque folk, art rock, country and classic rock ‘n’ roll. The band has a gig on New Year’s Eve, sharing the bill with Kansas Bible Company (from Nashville) and Vox Vidorra.
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The Go Rounds thegorounds.com Performing at Bell’s Eccentric Café Dec. 31
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Coffee and books. Both take time. Steal a moment for a lavender latte at Ferris Coffee. Made in-house, the lavender syrup can also be added to chai tea. It is believed that lavender calms the mind, eases stress and tension and relaxes the body. With aromatic beverage in hand, our Bookworm can curl up with a bestseller or newspaper, or just people watch with a warm friend. Sip. Turn page. Repeat.
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Ferris Coffee & Nut Co. 227 Winter Ave. NW, Grand Rapids ferriscoffee.com, (616) 459-6257
Eating in a bookstore, surrounded by books, is pretty much a Bookworm’s dream. With soups, salads, sandwiches and quiche of the day options, our bibliophile can satisfy two strong hungers at the same time. Put the bookmark in already and try the Orchard Harvest Ham Sandwich, featuring baby Swiss, horseradish honey mustard and thinly sliced apples.
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Chapbook Café inside Schuler Books & Music 2660 28th St. SE, Grand Rapids schulerbooks.com, (616) 942-2561
There are books and then there are the classics. Visit the world of English country homes and high society marriages with John Hanreddy and J.R. Sullivan’s adaptation of Pride and Prejudice. Originally produced at Milwaukee Repertory Theater, this theatrical version of Jane Austen’s novel brings her beloved characters to life in a journey from page to stage.
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Pride and Prejudice Fairchild Theater Michigan State University, East Lansing Feb. 19-28, $12-$17 whartoncenter.com, 1-800-WHARTON
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Buzzkill
The Buzzkill is kryptonite to conversation and plutonium for parties. You don’t know she’s there until everything is dead around you. Keep her busy this holiday season feeling miserable and full of doom, but just keep Buzz Killington far away from you. By Steven Depolo
The American Opinion Bookshop draws Buzzkill like a moth to a flame. Chock full of media and manifestos, it’s like the comment section of MLive come to life. From the sticker on the door “Get U.S. Out of the United Nations!” to books on the evils of public education. Give Buzzkill some light reading like The Dollar Meltdown: Surviving the Impending Currency Crisis with Gold, Oil, and Other Unconventional Investments. Just because she is a Buzzkill does not mean she is wrong.
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The Dollar Meltdown: Surviving the Impending Currency Crisis with Gold, Oil, and Other Unconventional Investments, $27.95 American Opinion Bookshop 1369 Plainfield Ave. NE, Grand Rapids (616) 458-0226
During the lights, cheer and generosity of the holiday season, Buzzkill can only think that the story ends with Baby Jesus nailed to a tree. Buzzkill celebrates with Live Mannequins! in downtown Saint Joseph on Dec. 4. The evening begins with Light Up the Bluff, a massive light display at Lake Bluff Park at 6:30 p.m. Then, Buzzkill visits the Live Mannequins lining St. Joe’s storefronts. Dark, cold and perfectly still, the volunteer mannequins warm the Buzzkill’s heart. “Watch out for Raynaud’s disease,” she murmurs.
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Live Mannequins! Downtown Saint Joseph Dec. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Free stjoetoday.com, (269) 985-1111
Individualistic like the Buzzkill, Hannah Rose Graves and the GravesTones is an unharnessed force of light and energy. She oozes soul, blues and rock with spine-tingling passion like how the Buzzkill oozes woebegone melancholia. Buzzkill will be standing in the back row at the Hannah Rose Graves and the GravesTones concert on Dec. 16 at the SpeakEZ Lounge. They probably won’t play her favorite song. She can also catch Hannah Rose on New Year’s Eve at Rockford Brewing Company with Megan Dooley.
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Hannah Rose Graves and the GravesTones hannahrosegraves.com
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Red and processed meat causes cancer. Dairy — hives and anaphylaxis. Buzzkill studies WebMD like a Talmudic scholar. She prefers to browse the aisles of Nourish Organic Market to help her eat healthily and ethically. When hosting a party, not that anyone will attend, Buzzkill likes to pick up dips like creamy and nutty Punk Rawk Labs Original Nut Milk Cheese ($9.99) and Cultured Coconut Milk by So Delicious ($3.00). Then she opens a couple bags of Brad’s Raw Chips in cheddar ($6.49) and Peas Please Sea Salt by Peeled Snacks. So healthy, Buzzkill will probably die of old age.
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Vegan hors d’oeuvres Nourish Organic Market 634 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids nourishorganicmarket.com, (616) 454-3663
Keep your Christmas caroling and tree lightings, because Buzzkill wants to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s The Ghosts of Christmas Eve at the Van Andel Arena. Why waste time strengthening the bonds of family and friendship? She’d rather witness the visual and audible onslaught of TSO, described as a mix of The Who’s Tommy, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Pink Floyd.
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Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s The Ghosts of Christmas Eve Van Andel Arena 130 W. Fulton, Grand Rapids Dec. 6, 3 p.m. and 7:30 p.m., $36.50-$76.50 vanandelarena.com, (616) 742-6600
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Carol with area choirs on the first three Fridays in December from 6 p.m.–7 p.m. outside the stunning Welsh Auditorium, on the bank of the Grand River. Following the caroling session, stroll downtown visiting the restaurants and shops trimmed with holiday cheer! Get your joy on!
Friday, December 4: West Michigan Gay Men’s Chorus Friday, December 11: Sweet Adeline's Friday, December 18: Girls Choral Academy with the Grand Rapids Women's Chorus
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The first annual Grand Caroling on the steps of the Welsh Auditorium
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film buff
Everyone has that one film-obsessed friend who can carry on entire conversations using only movie quotes and who fires off movie factoids like a walking, talking IMDB page. They use terms like “neo-noir” and watch Czech New Wave films (with director commentary, of course). b y J o s h S pa n n i n g a
For some movie fans, nothing beats the good old days of scrutinizing VHS cover art in the aisles of their local mom-n-pop movie rental store. While such shops are largely a thing of the past, your film buff friend can get a similar high while looking through Captain Bizzaro’s unique collection of obscure VHS, DVDs and movie memorabilia. Or head down to the Corner Record Shop in Grandville where they have an equallyinspiring collection of B movies, cult classics and more on DVD and VHS.
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Captain Bizzaro’s Treasure World 442 Leonard St. NW, Grand Rapids captain bi zzarostreasureworld.com, ( 616 ) 805-5840 The Corner Record Shop 3562 Chicago Dr. SW, Grandville (616) 531-6578
Nothing says Christmastime more than the classic Leg Lamp saga. Yup: A Christmas Story. This year the Grand Rapids Civic Theatre presents this musical adaptation of the movie, which follows Ralphie as he endures triple-dog dares, pink bunny suits and a dysfunctional family on his journey to get the Christmas present of his dreams.
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A Christmas Story: The Musical Grand Rapids Civic Theatre 30 N Division Ave., Grand Rapids Nov. 20–Dec. 20 grct.org, (616) 222-6650
Grand Rapids Brewing Company is guaranteed to have plenty of great beer, food and cocktails any night of the week. If you happen to go on a Sunday morning for Brunch, Brews and a Movie though, you’re guaranteed to get an experience that will make your inner film nerd rejoice. On
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Dec. 13 Thriller! Chiller! co-founder Chris Randall discusses 2001: A Space Odyssey with attendees over beers and brunch. After brunch, the party moves to UICA with a 1 p.m. screening of the film. Grand Rapids Brewing Company 1 Ionia Ave. SW, Grand Rapids grbrewingcompany.com, (616) 458-7000
Denim is a one-man act from Grand Rapids who plays noisy, chilling synthwave jams that would fit perfectly with the bleakest of ‘80s sci-fi thrillers. We suggest starting with White Cross, the 2015 EP filled with songs that are as sexy as the Drive soundtrack and as dark and riveting as any John Carpenter score.
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Denim DVNM.bandcamp.com
For film buffs, dinner and a movie is not only the perfect date night, it’s a downright magical combination. Luckily for them, the UICA has teamed up with a variety of local restaurants to provide their very own “dinner and a movie” deal. It works like this: have dinner at any participating restaurant (like HopCat, San Chez Bistro or a slew of others), and if you show the bill at UICA on the same day, you’ll get movie tickets at a discounted price ($5 for non-members, $2 for members).
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UICA’s Dinner and a Movie Deal 2 W. Fulton, Grand Rapids uica.org/movies, (616) 454-7000
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fashionista
Want to help her photograph and catalog her shoe collection? She’ll pay you in makeup contouring lessons. By M issy B lac k
Our Fashionista dreams of raiding closets. At Rosa’s Closet, you’ll find brands and designers such as Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Tory Burch, Lilly Pulitzer, BCBG and Free People. Diehard shoppers flock here for “the most amazing luxury consignment,” said Manager Ashlyn Oswalt, who mentions that gift wrapping and pretty bags are available with every purchase.
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Rosa’s Closet 2141 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids rosascloset.com, (616) 242-9100
Play stylist and try using creativity via paper instead of clothes. The Dec. 17 Gift Wrap Workshop is a great way to get into the holiday spirit. For $20, guests bring in their most special gifts and give them exceptional treatment with unique handmade toppers, bows and tags — because really, everyone and everything should dress well.
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Gift Wrap Workshop at 6.25 Paper Studio 40 Monroe Center NW, Grand Rapids Dec. 17, $20 625paper.com, (616) 690-5598
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Featuring classic Mexican and Central American dishes, Luna GR speaks to the Fashionista’s sense of style and color with That Pink Drink — a mix of mezcal, ginger, orange, Jamaica tea, grapefruit and lime. It’s perfect for when you want to match your drink to your dress, shoes or necklace.
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Luna GR 64 Ionia Ave. SW, Grand Rapids lunagr.com, (616) 288-6340
It’s not enough to be a DJ and hip hop artist. Nope. Adrian “A.B.” Butler is also a style entrepreneur churning out hits and a widely popular T-shirt, tank and hoodie line. And this catches both the fashionista’s ear and eye. Catch an AB & Coconut Brown show at Founder’s Dec. 12. Expect a seven-piece live hip hop/soul/electrofunk band and AB demands that you “dance and go crazy.”
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Looking at the macaron selection here is like looking at an eyeshadow palette. Purples, light blues and creamy apricot shades entice. “The colors are beautiful to photograph, plus macarons are in vogue right now,” said owner Kelly Toland. With close to 30 flavors a day, you can choose a few and grab some tea, a lavender French soda or a fancy latte and hope someone spies you being fabulous from your perch in the window. Salted Caramel is a popular macaron choice, but you haven’t lived until you nibble on the Rose Lychee White Chocolate with a brushstroke of edible silver dust on top. Tres chic!
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Le Bon Macaron 951 Cherry St. SE, Grand Rapids lebonmacaron.com, (616) 706-0183
The fashionista can’t commit to wearing one print forever but she can commit to one night of theatre. While the name Forever Plaid throws her off, our fashionable gal is sure to enjoy the Farmers Alley Theatre production featuring Sparky, Smudge, Jinx and Frankie (don’t they sound like of-the-moment supermodels?). The four singers who dream of being famous are on the way to their first big gig and are killed in an accident. It’s at that moment, when their lives end, that the story of Forever Plaid begins. Sing along with a program of 1950s pop hits such as “Three Coins in the Fountain,” “Sixteen Tons” and “Heart and Soul.”
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Forever Plaid Farmers Alley Theatre 221 Farmers Alley, Kalamazoo Dec. 4-27, Thur. 7:30 p.m.; Fri. & Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m. Tickets: $37 Fri.-Sun., $32 Wed.-Thurs. farmersalleytheatre.com, (269) 343-2727
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Steelcase Town Hall 901 44th St. SE Grand Rapids, MI 49508 Friday, December 4th Member Preview: 5:30pm Public: 6:00pm–9:00pm Saturday, December 5th 10:00am–7:00pm Photo courtesy LIEF Design
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fitness freak
The Fitness Freak never slows down. Even with a packed schedule, she still finds time to hit the gym, trails, pool, climbing wall, yoga mat, bike, kayak, slopes… you get the idea. If it involves endorphins, she’s down. She’s also not-so-patiently waiting for REVUE’s Fit Issue to come out in January. B y L i n d s ay Pat t o n - C a r s o n
When the Fitness Freak needs to simultaneously clear her mind and work up some endorphins, she turns to running. That’s why she trusts the experts at Striders to find her the perfect shoe — kind of like Cinderella, but sweatier and with more callouses and bruised toenails.
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Fitness Freaks know that when it’s time to work out, the higher the BPMs, the better. That’s why they have all of Alexis’ songs on their work out playlist. The Grand Rapids-based duo basically creates the music equivalent of Four Loko circa 2009. Fans of the band recently got their Alexis fix when the band premiered its new music video at the UICA’s Open Projector Night. Oh, and fun fact: frontman Matthew Forbush cohosts a pro wrestling podcast and keyboardist Dan Hurst is an avid biker. A perfect combination for the Fitness Freak.
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The Fitness Freak’s ears perk up when she hears of a new gym in town. She’s particularly interested in CKO Kickboxing, where she can take out her aggression on boxing bags. She especially loves that there’s a special pre-sale for the first 100 members (hint, hint) at $20 off the monthly rate and half off the start-up rate. They even throw in a T-shirt and starter boxing gloves. Get this package and Fitness Freak will freak.
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CKO Kickboxing 820 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids ckogr.com, (616) 920-0335
Juicy Leaf prides itself in being the first cold-pressed juice business, to which the Fitness Freak says “ABOUT TIME.” Juicy Leaf uses locally sourced ingredients and all its juice is sold in less than three days, ensuring that the product is fresh. The Fitness Freak loves a nutrient-rich juice right after an intense workout.
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Juicy Leaf 316 S Kalamazoo Mall, Ste. 104, Kalamazoo juicyleaf.buylocal.market, (269) 350-4117
In order to perform her best, the Fitness Freak needs to fuel her body with food that is full of nutrients. She lives off the natural foods offered at Apple Valley, a company that promotes the principles of healthy living.
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Apple Valley Natural Foods 6070 Kalamazoo Ave., SE, Kentwood (616) 554-3205 For more info on locations in Battle Creek, Berrien Springs, Cadillac, Holland and Westmont, visit avnf.com.
Treat your Fitness Freak to a night of badassery when the Grand Raggidy Roller Derby faces off against the DuPage Derby Dames in a double header. Formed in 2005, the Grand Raggidy Roller Derby is the first and only women’s roller derby league and is one of 30 founding members of the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association. Cool info, but the Fitness Freak is more concerned about getting pumped up watching some intense competition.
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Grand Raggidy Roller Derby Rivertown Sports, Grandville Dec. 5, 5 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. $12, grandraggidy.com
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desserts your friends can’t pronounce. You Are What You Eat: Joint Health will help you cook your in-season fingerling potatoes and kale into a delicious concoction of smug healthfulness, too. Cooking Classes at the Downtown Market 435 Ionia Ave. SW, Grand Rapids 2-5 classes/month (ongoing) $45 for 1 class, $120-160 for class series downtownmarketgr.com, (616) 805-5308
Everyone knows that Wes Anderson’s films are the quirky, grass-fed porkbelly sandwich of cinema. Lucky for Foodies, Wes’s top hits are playing successively throughout December (in chronological order of release, of course). Catch the weekly special each Tuesday at 8 p.m. or enjoy all of the films to experience the most full-bodied character development.
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Wes Anderson takes over Wealthy Theatre 1130 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids $6 non-member, $5 member Tuesdays @ 8 p.m. grcm.org, (616) 459-4788 x131
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The Foodie knows the name of every local farm within a 50-mile radius and has an heirloom tomato greenhouse on speed dial. Never lowering him or herself to eating at chains, the Foodie demands to speak with the chef to ask “what inspired this dish and what percentage of your food comes from local farms?” By Marjorie Steele
Rushmore (Dec. 1), The Royal Tenenbaums (Dec. 8), The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Dec. 15), The Darjeeling Limited (Dec. 22), Grand Budapest Hotel (Dec. 29)
Get music in its rawest form during Open Mic Nights at The Monarchs’ Club. This well kept West Side secret features great brews, a relaxed ambience and live, local performances by up-and-coming talent every Monday night. Cozy up to the bar after dinner around 9 p.m.
Open Mic Night at The Monarchs’ Club 646 Stocking Ave. NW, Grand Rapids Every Monday starting at 9 p.m. monarchsclub.com, (616) 233-9799
Cut pre-packaged carbs out of your holiday menu entirely w ith delicious hand-crafted pasta and chocolate treats from The Local Epicurean. This pasta-making retailer offers artisanal pasta made with century-old traditions and a host of I’d-never-think-of-putting-those-things-together botanical combinations, like roasted pumpkin and chipotle or purple pansy and basil. Find handmade sauces, glutenfree options, truffle oils, pastas, chocolate truffles, soup mixes and even pre-made meals for the most discerning palate. Note: Local Epicurean is moving to a new location in Eastown the second week of January.
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The Local Epicurean 111 S Division Ave., Grand Rapids thelocalepicurean.com, (616) 206-5175
Cooking classes at the Downtown Market are the perfect cure for a Foodie’s lament that there isn’t enough authentic food nearby. In December, a Seasonal Soups class teaches you to make your own stock from the chicken you caught at the farmer’s market; a French Dessert: Puff Pastry tutorial will give you the skills to make perfect Pan Au Chocolat and other
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Few cuisines speak to the Foodie more than sushi, and Maru’s menu caters beautifully to those with a taste for the creative, exotic and just plain weird. Arguably the best place to find authentic sushi in town, Maru’s menu of cheeky rolls and plates features dishes like “Sexy Bacon,” “Super Mario” and “Beach Party.” With more approachable fare on one hand, Maru offers Foodies the danger and excitement they crave with daily specials like fresh-caught blue fin tuna sashimi, oyster shooters and impossibly exotic monkfish liver.
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Dinner at Maru Sushi Maru Sushi, 927 Cherry St. SE, Grand Rapids marurestaurant.com, (616) 458-1900
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Fossil
Some people are old before their time. Foregoing technology and keeping up on current events, the Fossil could use a moshpit type shove into the future. Here are some starting points. By M issy B lac k
When we say The Fossil is old school we’re talking oneroom schoolhouse. That’s how old. The Fossil likes things handmade with craft and integrity and because everything you buy falls apart these days. A trip to Brothers Leather Supply Co. means goods that withstand the test of time. From leather bags to belts, wallets and growler carriers, these are products that’ll last years and improve with age. There are even journals and the shop can “personalize anything — we have a branding machine so you can have your wallet or journal personalized,” said owner Adam Kail.
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Brothers Leather Supply Co. 15 Division Ave. South, Grand Rapids brothersleathersupply.com, (616) 217-2000
We’ve all heard of Kenny G. The man has been around and he can be trusted — he has a recording career that spans almost three decades. The Fossil only enjoys classical music, vinyl or musicians of saxophone world fame from the ‘80s. None of this new guy Justin Bieber garbage. On Dec. 14 at 7:30 p.m. one can enjoy The Kenny G Holiday Show, which features his many career hits as well as holiday songs. Tickets range from $42 to $60.
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Kenny G Holiday Show Forest Hills Fine Arts Center 600 Forest Hill Ave. SE, Grand Rapids Dec. 14, 7:30 p.m., $42-$60 fhfineartscenter.com, 1-800-745-3000
Leaving cookies out for Santa is tradition. The Fossil is a big believer in tradition, but (begrudgingly) will update his goodies and get with the times. By attending the Cocktails to Leave Santa class, he can learn how to make festive cocktails. “We’re focusing on drinks that warm you up, rich and decadent cocktails that
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are a treat,” said Downtown Market Beverage Manager Jenney Grant. For $35 you receive demonstrations, create two drinks and enjoy sample-sized sips and holiday cookies. Cocktails to Leave Santa Grand Rapids Downtown Market 435 Ionia Ave. SW, Grand Rapids Dec. 15, 6–7:30 p.m., $35 downtownmarketgr.com, (616) 805-5308
Normally The Fossil prefers to stay home with a TV dinner and M*A*S*H reruns, but if he’s forced to go out with friends, The Old Goat sounds right up his alley. In fact, he can order the TV Dinner, which features seared Salisbury Steak topped with haystack onions, Yukon mashed potatoes, beef-tomato gravy, buttered peas and corn and (wait for it…) a chocolate espresso brownie. Some things are classic for a reason.
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The Old Goat 2434 Eastern Ave. SE, Grand Rapids baaaaaaaa.com, (616) 288-6976
The Fossil really hits it off with anyone over the age of 60. IRIS pairs legendar y 87-year-old documentarian Albert Maysles with Iris Apfel, the quick-witted, flamboyantly dressed 93-year-old style maven in the New York fashion scene. The documentary shows “you’re never too old to learn something new and no matter what age you are you can still make a contribution to society,” said Angela Peavey, Sales and Marketing Manager at Saugatuck Center for the Arts.
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Real to Reel: IRIS Saugatuck Center for the Arts 400 Culver St., Saugatuck Dec. 10, 7 p.m. $5-$7, sc4a.org, (269) 857-2399
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Gamer
Today, almost 20 percent of the world’s population plays video games, so the stereotype of gaming being the exclusive domain of basement-dwelling, sexless dweebs has all but vanished. Hell, nowadays “Sexy Gamer Girl” is actually a thing. While that’s definitely sexist, it epitomizes how the culture around the industry has changed. So embrace your inner geek, gamers, because society sure has. b y Dw a y n e H o o v e r
Play N Trade’s two Grand Rapids locations truly cater to gaming culture. They offer the newest releases, sometimes with midnight releases and also boast an extensive collection of retro games. While you’re in to pre-order your next timewasting endeavor, peruse the selection of original NES games, grab a Borderlands action figure or just nerd out and chat with fellow game-lovers.
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What’s better than metal dudes rocking out the coolest songs from Mega Man and Final Fantasy? Nothing. And while you may need to travel closer to Mid Michigan to catch a live performance from these metal masters of video game covers, you can always buy a copy of their full length album, We Are Error, or their newest EP, World of Ruin, to blast in your headphones from the comfort of your sunlight-deprived room.
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It used to be that the measure of a true gamer wasn’t how many hours you spent holed up in your room shooting zombies in the face, but rather how long you could play on a single quarter at the arcade. Revisit the gaming culture of yesteryear at Klassic Arcade and play as much as you want for just five bucks. They have all the old favorites, from Pac Man and Donkey Kong to Frogger and Joust, a slew of pinball machines – even pop in glass bottles, just like the old days.
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Klassic Arcade 22711 M-40, Gobles klassicarcade.com, (269) 628-4628
Tiffany’s in Kalamazoo has an enormous selection of alcoholic beverages for you to buy and take to every Gamer’s sanctuary: Home. You can enjoy a nice buzz in a social setting, albeit a virtual one.
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Tiffany’s Wine and Spirits 1714 W. Main St., Kalamazoo aatiffany.com, (269) 381-1414
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Dedicating yourself to hours, even days, in front of your gaming console doesn’t mean you need to eat garbage. Ditch the microwave burritos and fast food and let Cult Pizza deliver a delectable East Coast style pizza with fresh, “farm-to-crust” ingredients right to your front door. It’s the best of both worlds: Eating quality food while ensuring that your ass remains firmly attached to your sofa.
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Cult Pizza 10 Jefferson Ave. SE, Grand Rapids jointhecvlt.com, (616) 490-4911
Being a gamer is not synonymous with being a Star Wars nerd, but let’s face it, you’re going to see this movie. Even if you’re not a fan, you’ll want to watch it so you can poke fun at your gushing, fanboy friends about how terrible it was. But for those fully feeling the force, on Dec. 17, Celebration! Cinema also hosts a seven-movie Star Wars Marathon Event, for the truly dedicated.
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens Dec. 18, Celebration! Cinema 2121 Celebration Dr. NE, Grand Rapids celebrationcinema.com
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GOP Candidate
This candid Republican presidential candidate has a busy political agenda. Here are some solid options that’ll showcase his genuine “regular person” credentials while he continues to Trump the War on Christmas. B y NICK M ANES
When it comes to running for President, money is really the only thing that matters. Luckily, Grand Rapids’ quasi-public, social entrepreneurship firm tends to have it in spades. Start Garden and its affiliate groups love their gatherings on about the same level as they love bolstering the entrepreneurial ecosystem. As a candidate, make a stop, mention small business and you’re in.
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Start Garden 40 Pearl St. NW, Grand Rapids startgarden.com
in campaign events. From John Mellencamp to The Dropkick Murphys to Neil Young, all have told GOP candidates to find their own damn music. So for some fresh ideas on how to hype up an epic stump speech or two, stop by A Classic Rock Christmas. You’re guaranteed to find a song you can use once before the cease and desist letter comes. A Class Rock Christmas DeVos Performance Hall 303 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids Dec. 21, 8 p.m. devosperformancehall.com, (616) 742-6500
On-and-off again GOP leader of the pack/real estate developer/reality TV star/ tanning aficionado Donald Trump has made no secret of the fact that he’d like to punish Ford for building cars in Mexico. He has yet to call out the family for their management of the Detroit Lions. Nonetheless, it’s not a bad time to purchase a car. It helps our state and you’ll look badass in an Edge.
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Grand Rapids Fox Ford 3560 28th St. SE, Grand Rapids foxfordusa.com, (616) 956-5511
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Grand Rapids finally has a craft cocktail bar again and with prices for a drink reportedly going for between $10 and $20, you’d have to be a Republican Presidential candidate to afford one, let alone two. As a bonus, the room is small and dark, allowing for clandestine strategy sessions.
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Sidebar 80 Ottawa Ave., Grand Rapids facebook.com/Sidebargr, (616) 551-9195
For avid music fans, this ongoing, seemingly-endless election cycle has been marked by one thing: elite classic rockers telling elite presidential candidates to stop using their songs
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There’s no group GOP candidates must cater to more than traditional southerners. While located in a known-progressive town on Michigan’s lakeshore, The Southerner’s reputation and dependability for home-cooked, southern food proceeds it, making the Saugatuck joint a must-stop for the weary GOP candidate caught in his own Yankee hell.
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The Southerner 880 Holland St., Saugatuck facebook.com/TheSouthernerMi, (269) 857-3555
With regular line dancing and country bands in the heart of dow ntow n Grand Rapids, no self-respecting GOP candidate could pass up the opportunity to mix it up with the base in a good, old, whiskeydrinking saloon. Despite the festivities galore, in the age of social media where a Howard Dean noise can cost one the presidency, a would-be candidate may want to pass on the dance floor and focus more on the back-slapping.
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Line Dancing at The Back Forty Saloon 48 West Fulton St., Grand Rapids thebackfortysaloon.com, (616) 742-4040
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music Buff
Jazzholes and jam-band freaks alike share the same level of auditory fanaticism despite differences in genre preferences. What unites them is an insatiable quest for music and the tendency toward knowing more than you about their favorite subject. By Au dr ia Lar s e n
So you’ve picked over the West Michigan go-to shops — Vertigo Music, Dodds Record Shop, Satellite Records and Green Light Music — what’s next? A true Music Buff is willing to make a healthy drive for some fresh vinyl digging time. In the heart of Spartan Country sits Flat, Black & Circular (FBC), a vinyl lover’s haven. FBC offers a huge selection of new and used vinyl, CDs, DVDs, books, posters and cassettes. Nab some rare punk and metal from small independent labels or peruse the heartiest reggae and dub section around. On your way home, stop into the newly re-opened Classic Stereo and browse a choice stock of new turntables, speakers and stereo equipment. The store is an audiophile’s paradise.
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Flat, Black & Circular 541 E. Grand River, East Lansing flatblackandcircular.com, (517) 351-0838 Classic Stereo 6275 28th St. SE, Grand Rapids classicstereo.us, (616) 301-3388
Take your favorite jazzhole to SpeakEZ Lounge for a n ight of i m bi bi ng a nd swinging Prohibition-era hits from the River City Jazz Ensemble, and while you’re at it, celebrate the 82nd anniversary of the repeal of pesk y anti-booze laws. Drink specials and historical goodies will be available thanks to the Grand Rapids Public Museum. Period attire is encouraged. Music begins at 9 p.m.
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Prohibition Repeal Party w/ River City Jazz Ensemble SpeakEZ Lounge 600 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids Dec. 5, 7-11 p.m. $10, speakezlounge.com, (616) 458-2689
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Muskegon-based contemporary folk trio Julia & the Greensides graces Unruly Brewing Company this month. Cello and guitar mingle with strong vocal harmonies to produce lilting tunes and genre-spanning covers from artists such as Bob Dylan, Bastille and Leonard Cohen, to the Lumineers. Knock back local brews and get your holiday pre-game in while catching local jams with your best music bud.
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Julia & the Greensides Unruly Brewing 360 W. Western Ave., Muskegon Dec. 19, 8 p.m. unrulybrewing.com, (231) 288-1068
Audiophiles can be just as discerning about their foodstuffs as their hi-fi system. Take your music freak to Founder’s for their special dish, Pork & Brie. Dine on roasted pork belly, brie cheese, spinach, red onion and apple purée on a toasted french roll for a mere $10.25. Enjoy live music most nights while you dine. And if you happen to pop in on Dec. 17, you can catch All Them Witches as they bring some modern bluesy goodness to the Founder’s stage.
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Pork & Brie at Founder’s Brewing Co. 235 Grandville Ave. SW, Grand Rapids foundersbrewing.com, (616) 776-1195
The holidays don’t have to be holly and jolly — they can be sludgy and grungy, especially for ‘90s alt-rock aficionados. With the recent retail release, the new and authorized documentary Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck is a hot ticket item for diehard fans and casual listeners alike. Because who doesn’t love a lurid and tragic story, replete with iconic music that captured the angst of a generation? You can nab a copy at your local Schuler Books.
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Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck DVD, $24.98 Schuler Books & Music 2660 28th St SE, Grand Rapids schulerbooks.com, (616) 942-2561
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Naturalist
Connecting with nature on every level, they think life’s just a bowl of twigs and berries — served with dandelion wine… By M issy B lac k
The word “woosah” is a meditative word. “When you say it out loud it’s supposed to relax and calm you down,” said super-groovy Woosah owner Erica Lang, who herself is calmed by nature. The overall vibe of her shop is rooted in nature, giving you a sense of adventure through her woodcut artwork that’s printed onto everything from T-shirts to hoodies and water bottles. “If you love the outdoors you’ll find inspiration here,” she said. Oh, and head in for Yoga on Wednesdays.
pendent artists and earth-friendly activism. With influences ranging from Neil Young, Woody Guthrie and Michigan (a deep resource), this is true organic music.
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Always on the hunt for vegan of fer i ngs, t he Naturalist stumbles upon the We Got the Beet sandwich and falls head over Birkenstocks in love. It’s a wild rice and beet patty with green curry peanut sauce, kale and carrot slaw and garlic-lime vegannaise all on a branny oat bun for less than $10. The staff informs that while there are usually four or five vegan sandwiches on the menu, this is the newest, so cue the taste testing.
Woosah 131 South Division Ave., Grand Rapids spreadingthewoosah.com
Enjoy a crisp, evening hike through Blandford Nat u re Center ’s woods, using your senses of hearing and night vision while communing with nature. Registration is required for this adults-only Night Hike on Dec. 5 from 7 to 8:30 p.m. You’ll only spend $3–$6 for a night where you get in tune with Mother Earth’s nighttime offerings.
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Marie Catrib’s 1001 Lake Dr. SE, Grand Rapids Mariecatribs.com, (616) 454-4020
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The Naturalist will tell you that ginger has a long history of use for relieving problems such as nausea to motion sickness and loss of appetite. Open your heart, mind and gullet to new things and partake in the Gin & Ginger drink — a mix of ginger-infused gin and ginger syrup and lime. Refreshing and a possible elixir, this beverage might just cure what ails you.
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The Naturalist is attracted to simple joys, sans shoes and the practice of walking barefoot, also known as “earthing.” A little tiptoe on soil, grass or sand may have health benefits from the relationship between our bodies and the electrons in the earth. Barefoot in the Park, the stage production, is a comedy featuring newlyweds Paul and Corie. He is a straight-as-an-arrow lawyer and she is a free spirit. Team this relationship with an overpriced New York apartment, a nosy mother-in-law and a zany neighbor.
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Blandford Nature Center 1715 Hillburn Ave. NW, Grand Rapids blandfordnaturecenter.org, (616) 735-6240
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Our Naturalist loves the sound of birdsong, wind chimes and folk music. Introduce them to Seth Bernard and May Erlewine, a pair of Michigan-based contemporary folk performers and roots musicians who’ve recorded and performed extensively both as a duo and as solo artists. With a strong background in songwriting and performing, the artists have been perennial attractions at the annual Earthwork Music Harvest Gathering, a music festival devoted to inde-
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Barefoot in the Park Grand Rapids Civic Theatre 30 N. Division Ave., Grand Rapids Jan. 15-31, $16–$28 grct.org, (616)222-6650
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photography dad
Photography Dad got a camera as a child. It was black and heavy and he used it to take photos as a neo-realist Marxist photojournalist documentarian. Now he’s gone digital and his favorite subjects are his children. By Steven DePolo
Photography Dad likes to work with Sales Representative Bra ndon L a ke, who ver y calmly listens to Photography Dad talk about his children. Photography Dad is saving up for the Sigma 200-500mm 2.8 lens for $25,999. Ouch. It would be perfect to take shots of his Photography Daughters in soccer. He also checks out the Little Studio Light Kit to shoot macros of the potholders Photography Mom sells on Etsy.
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Norman Camera 2954 28th St. SE, Grand Rapids normancamera.com, (616) 954-9920
Photography Dad loves taking photos of active people having fun. The Ugly Sweater Run is the perfect event. The run celebrates National Ugly Sweater Day on Dec. 18 with $5 going to a children’s charity. Look for him pushing his children to the front so he can document them at the starting line. The gun goes off and he grabs a coffee and chimps his images. Then he’s back in front of the finish line shooting the runners as they try not to knock him down.
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posting on Facebook to make your friends jealous. Japanese Rose Gilly’s at The B.O.B. 20 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids thebob.com/gillysrestaurant, (616) 356-2000
The Leffring Sisters are young and smart, multi-talented and full of joy — perfect subjects for Photography Dad. Tickets for the concert at the Frauenthal Center are free with donations collected for the Muskegon County Department of Veterans Affairs. Photography Dad gets tickets for all of his children, parks them in last row, then hustles down to the front of the stage. With his flash fully charged, he can’t wait to get shots of the sonically inclined sisters.
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The Leffring Sisters: A Concert to Support Muskegon County Department of Veterans Affairs Frauenthal Center for the Performing Arts 425 W Western Ave., Muskegon Dec. 12, 8 p.m., Free frauenthal.org, (231) 722-9750
The Ugly Sweater Run Grand Rapids Dec. 5, noon Calder Plaza, Grand Rapids
Having gotten bored of posting lattes on Instagram, he’s taken his old-school Leica to Gilly’s in the B.O.B. in downtown Grand Rapids. The restaurant serves tapas and house-made craft beers, but they are best known for their cocktails, which are coincidentally photogenic. Gilmore Collection Beverage Director Melissa Slachter invented the Japanese Rose. It’s slightly floral with Hendricks Gin, lychee, lemon and bitters served in a martini glass. Take it over to a window and capture its brilliant colors before
The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe performed by Reflections of Grace Wealthy Theatre 1130 Wealthy St. SE, Grand Rapids Dec. 4–6, $10 grcmc.org, (616) 459-4788
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With his daughters clawing their way to prima ballerinas, Photography Dad is looking forward to the performance of “The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe” by Reflections of Grace. With his trusty fish-eye lens in hand, he will brush past Wealthy Theatre Director Erin Wilson to take his preferred position on stage.
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pop culture nerd
Movies, music, books, television and tabloid news is the Pop Culture Nerd’s world. This person has an opinion on everything from Doctor Who to Justin Bieber’s little Bieber. You may think their vast pop-culture knowledge is unnecessary — at least until you get hit with an Evil Dead question at team trivia. B y L i n d s ay Pat t o n - C a r s o n
Music treasures await the Pop Culture Nerd at the Kalamazoo Record & CD Show. Sift through new and used vinyl and music memorabilia. The show is presented by Rerun Records, a home-based business dedicated to tracking down collectorquality records for its customers. Every genre imaginable is represented, satisfying the Pop Culture Nerd’s obscure tastes.
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sible with his “Star Talk” radio show and snarky Twitter posts. He frequently dissects the science portrayed in television and movies and even called out James Cameron for having the wrong night sky in Titanic. Because of deGrasse Tyson, Cameron ended up correcting the image in his 2012 3-D rerelease. The dude has influence. An Evening with Neil deGrasse Tyson DeVos Performance Hall 303 Monroe Ave. NW, Grand Rapids March 21, 7:30 p.m., $45$95, devosperformancehall. com, (616) 742-6500
Kalamazoo Record & CD Show Kalamazoo County Expo Center Dec. 13, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free, early admission $5 kalcounty.com, (269) 383-8778
Andy Warhol fused art and pop culture with his screenprints that ranged from ordinary Campbell’s Soup cans to pop culture icons like Marilyn Monroe, Elvis and Jackie-O. Find out how Warhol and other artists created these masterpieces at this exhibit at Kalamazoo Institute of the Arts. It features more than 80 works by 32 artists.
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If you couldn’t guess by the name, Bilbo’s Pizza is devoted to J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings trilogy. Established in 1976, its Tolkien-obsessed founders incorporated the theme in everything they do – from the restaurant’s interior to its menu. Bilbo’s not only has an extensive pizza menu, but brews its own beer. Try the Wizard Wheat on its own or with a cherry or raspberry twist.
Colour Correction: British and American Screenprints, 1967-75 Kalamazoo Institute of Arts, 314 S Park St., Kalamazoo Through March 27, 2016 kiarts.org, (269) 349-7775
This off-the-menu drink contains a mix of liquor even some of the servers don’t know. The Pop Culture Nerd anticipates its arrival, especially since the souvenir cup has pop culture-centric images like Iggy Pop and a Pavement concert ticket printed on the side. (Warning: Consuming more than one Stella’s Punch may lead to stealing food off fellow diners’ plates, ruining a nice night out for two parents and getting kicked out of ArtPrize.)
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Stella’s Punch Stella’s,53 Commerce Ave SW, Grand Rapids stellasgr.com, (616) 742-4444
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Astrophysics have never been so cool, thanks to the whip-smart and witty Neil deGrasse Tyson. He makes science acces-
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Bilbo’s Pizza 6202 S. Westnedge Ave. & 3307 Stadium Dr., Kalamazoo bilbospizza.com
Since it has been a Christmas classic for 25 years (!), you’d be hard pressed to find someone who hasn’t seen Home Alone at least three times. Like Ghostbusters and The Big Lebowski, the clever Kevin McCallister gets the quote-along treatment. Shout out famous lines like “Keep the change, ya filthy animal” and not get thrown out for talking during the movie. Yesssss!
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Home Alone Quote-along Alamo Drafthouse 180 Portage Street, Kalamazoo Dec. 1, 5 p.m., $20 for movie and food drafthouse.com/kalamazoo, (269) 532-7990
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soccer mom What day is it, Tuesday? Does that mean there’s t-ball practice or a PTO meeting? Crap, it’s both, isn’t it? Well, whatever. After a week filled with fundraising and uniform washing, the Soccer Mom has a sitter lined up this weekend for some much-needed “me” time. b y Dw a y n e H o o v e r
It’s often said that chocolate is better than sex. To be fair, it probably depends on the chocolate — and the sex. Regardless, a quaint little candy store in downtown Allegan offers a variety of treats to satisfy your sweet tooth. It’s also a great place to snag a last-minute present like a custom gift basket, coffees and teas, or even a box of specialty truffles.
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Something Sweet 109 Locust St., Allegan (269) 686-8584
Dump the kids on dad, grab some friends and head over to St. Julian for an Enhanced Tasting & Tour. Spend a carefree late morning or early afternoon on a stroll around the winery, led by St. Julian’s wine educators, with your choice of a cheese or chocolate pairing with your wine tasting. Wouldn’t it be great to enjoy some actual cheese with your wine instead of
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constantly asking your kids if they want some “cheese with their whine?”
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It’s the perfect place to schedule a romantic dinner or a relaxed lunch with the bestie.
Enhanced Tasting & Tour St. Julian Winery 716 S. Kalamazoo St., Paw Paw Sun.-Fri., 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $20, by reservation only stjulian.com, (269) 657-5568
Can you say date night? The Wizards of Winter hit the State Theatre this month, bringing a stripped down, more intimate performance of Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s music. The show is led by some of the group’s original members.
Four Roses Cafe 663 10th St., Plainwell fourrosescafe.com, (269) 685-1077
The Wizards of Winter Kalamazoo State Theatre, 404 S. Burdick, Kalamazoo Dec. 12, 8:30 p.m., $25-55 kazoostate.com, (269) 345-6500
W hen Gra ndpa a nd Grandma offer to take the kids after church, you might want to stop into Old Dog Tavern. Their Bloody Mary Bar is a solid Sunday destination spot for those looking to unwind. You’ll also enjoy a special brunch menu, $5 mimosas and sometimes live music. So take the time to spoil yourself, because tomorrow kicks off a whole new week of fulfilling everybody else’s needs.
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Bloody Mary Bar at Old Dog Tavern 402 E. Kalamazoo Ave., Kalamazoo Sundays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.
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Take a break from the frantic drive-thru meal schedule and treat yourself to something kinder on the palate at Four Roses. It’s off the beaten path, but provides a culinary experience more typically seen in larger metros, specializing in dishes made from local, fresh ingredients.
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Adulthood is the worst, so take a break from all obligations and let nostalgia remind you of a time when you only had to worry about yourself. Detroit’s Mega ‘80 s h its T he I nter sec t ion t w ice i n December, providing you with the awesome opportunity to rock out to all of the music you’re otherwise too embarrassed to admit to liking. You know you’ve been looking for an excuse to dust off those L.A. Gears buried in your closet anyway.
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Mega ‘80s at The Intersection 133 Grandville Ave. SW, Grand Rapids Dec. 12 & 18, 8:00 p.m., $10 sectionlive.com, (616) 451-8232
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thespian
The Thespian’s life is pure drama. While most are just going through the mundane motions of life, each day this tragedian purist is a living and breathing Tony Award-winning musical. By Nicole Rico
The Thespian in your l i fe i s end les s ly searching for the latest film adaptations of Broadway plays and musicals and Green Light has a huge selection of used DVDs and Blu-rays. The stagy scholar can study the masters of acting in the film realm, like De Niro, Jack Nicholson, Meryl Streep and Marlon Brando. But, let’s be real, he’s more about sing ing along to musical soundtracks like Les Miserables — dig around for a CD or vinyl edition.
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Green Light Music 4717 W Kl Ave., Kalamazoo Mon-Sat: 11 a.m.–8 p.m., Sun: 12 p.m.–5 p.m. greenlightmusickalamazoo.com, (269) 372-8560
Make the Thespian’s dream of being onstage, under the spotlight, come true and drop them off at the Actors’ Theatre Auditions. This Grand Rapids-based company churns out contemporary plays and musicals. Actors’ produces five productions per season annually, in addition to a summer second space series in the intimate Dog Story Theater. Here’s The Thespian’s chance to show his stuff. On Dec. 5, auditions begin for Grace, a play about a philosophy professor and atheist who is attempting to disprove god while her son becomes a priest. Written by Mick Gordon and A.C. Grayling, Grace is the perfect production to help hone those acting chops. It runs Jan. 28–Feb. 6.
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Actors’ Theatre Auditions 160 Fountain St. NE, Grand Rapids Dec. 5–6, 12 p.m.-3 p.m. actorstheatregrandrapids.org, (616) 234-3946
A cultured Thespian scoffs at PBR and Budweiser — and has likely tapped out all of the local wine hotspots. After one of the Thespian’s many excursions to the Wharton Center For Performing Arts in East Lansing, take them up the street to Dusty’s Cellar in nearby Okemos. Enjoy dinner, a few drinks or pub fare in their Tap Room or check out the Cellar where they stock thousands of wines — thousands!
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Note: Dec. 17–19, Wharton Center hosts Cirque Dreams Holidaze, a wintry holiday spectacular. Dusty’s Cellar 1855 W. Grand River Ave., Okemos dustyscellar.com, (517) 349-5150
With the never-ending dramatic spectacles in the Thespian’s life, the nostalgic and heartwarming melodies of “Chim Chim Cher-ee” and “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” are sure to bring some much needed warmth to his melodramatic heart. And while this play buff surely owns the 1964 Disney film on DVD, this month it’s happening live when Mary Poppins flies into the Kalamazoo Civic Theatre.
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Mary Poppins Kalamazoo Civic Theatre 329 S. Park St., Kalamazoo Through Dec. 6, $14–$25 kazoocivic.com, (269) 343-1313
The Thespian will no doubt be at home at a Murder Mystery Co. event. Merging dinner with theatre, a team of actors play out a crime scene while the Thespian and his friends solve the “crime.” Visit murdermysterygr.com to book a killer evening.
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The Murder Mystery Co. murdermysterygr.com, 888 643-2583
While The Thespian is most comfortable with a script, he has always wondered how he’d do with only his clever wits. Perhaps he’ll jot down some notes while watching the River City Improv in action. The group performs skits, games and songs using suggestions from the audience to create a one-of-a-kind show.
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River City Improv 61 Sheldon Blvd. SE, Grand Rapids Dec. 5 & 19, 7:33 p.m., $10 rivercityimprov.com, (616) 752-8570
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Local Gift Solutions We combine local businesses and must-have items for some holiday shopping inspiration. Bad gifts? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Foodie Gourmet Gift Package, $24.95 Chocolates by Grimaldi, Grand Haven
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Art Lover UICA gift cards, memberships & gifts, various amounts UICA, Grand Rapids
nutty JR Watkins Coconut Milk & Honey Dry Mist Body Oil (also in lavender and grapefruit), $9.99 Apothecary Off Main in Grand Rapids
Dazzler Jewelry from Third & Co. Studio, various prices Cheeky Strut Hair Salon, Grand Rapids and Third & Co.’s Facebook page
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Cultured Opera Grand Rapids Holiday Special Buy 2 Orchestra Premium tickets to Orpheus & Eurydice or Romeo & Juliet and get 25% off additional tickets, or other perks. Valid through Dec. 21.
Sweetie Heart stud earrings, $12 Sparrow Boutique. Muskegon
sensual Trashy Romance Novel soy candle from Frostbeard Studio, $17 Tallthers in Muskegon
Accessorizor Jeweled bracelets, $16 Paperdoll Boutique, Rockford
Audiophile JBL Pulse 2 Bluetooth Splashproof Speaker, $299 Classic Stereo, Grand Rapids
Sassy “I Hate Everyone, Too” socks (more styles available), $9.50 Rebel, Grand Rapids
Classic Rocker David Bowie Five Years: 1969-1973 box set, $189.98 Vertigo Music, Grand Rapids
616 LOVE GR616 Skull T-shirt, $24 gr616.com
Treat yoself Almond Biscotti goat’s milk lotion, $10.99 Betty Lou’s Bath Body and Mind in Rockford
conservator Mona B bag (recycled and upcycled materials with leather straps), $45 6.25 Paper Studio, Grand Rapids
michigander Michigan Mug from Megan Akiyama Ceramics, $25 Bailey & James Boutique, Rockford
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