We understand that a certain well known deputy was sent out to take inventory of some house furnishings. When he did not return after three hours, the sheriff investigated and found him asleep on a davenport. However, he had made a good effort toward the inventory as his list read—living room, one table, two chairs, one full bottle of whiskey. The word full was then crossed out and the word half-full was substituted. Again this was crossed off and the word empty put in its place. Finally as the report went on. in a wobbly hand was written—one revolving carpet.
