When Heterosexuals Rule the World Pink Jimmie

When Heterosexuals Rule the World

by Pink Jimmie

Cover photo by Artboydancing.

Democracy allows the majority to rule. However, homosexuals will never be the majority. So government will never truly reflect our lives. Heterosexism rules. Natalism duty calls. For whatever reason, we were dropped onto a planet run by heterosexuals. Cruel world.

But let’s chat some about homosexual men, shall we?

We have gay men who thrive from the injustice and the short term profits. They view other gay men as expendable toys to dismiss when they get bored. Little attention is paid to habitat, compassion, or much of anything other than their daily amusements.

The world landscapes their selfie pose. Sometimes dating these guys can be fun while it lasts, but if you are dating one of these guys, be sure to get it in writing. Lose your looks, get sick, have an economic problem? Too bad honey. You are tossed out and the locks are changed!

Let us call these gay men, Evil Queens. Bless their hearts. You know who you are! Oh yes, that’s the other thing. They know they are evil. It gives them a hard on. But oh how they love to dress up as caring members of the community. Fund raisers spin their public image like a disco ball, hiding all the dirt and ugliness. Beware baby homos. These men eat you for brunch, then toss you aside because they have another party to attend. Record everything. Keep receipts.

Then we have the Mayor Petes. Do everything you can to fit in, accept the lies of religion and politics, wear white shirts and a tie, and hope people see the normal life you lead. Then you will be accepted and succeed. Never mind that Mayor Petes joined the military and killed people for oil. That’s a cool backdrop for their hero status! That sort of thing. Never mind that the church and their political candidates actively work against them. The fantasy here says that the magic power of normalcy will change hearts and minds everywhere. Bless their hearts.

Ever been around these guys though? Yikes. Ever been to a party filled with these guys? The horror! The mayonnaise!

Let’s see who else can we dish? Oh yes, the Gay Bashers. Turns out they are gay. Go figure. Study after study shows that those most opposed to homosexuality are homosexuals who are in the closet. So boring. So tragic. All those Republicans getting caught with hookers and in rest rooms. Go onto any gay dating site or chat room and they populate the rooms. Discretion is a must! In other words, if their wife and church and Republican buddies find out, they will be sooooo embarassed. Like, oh my gawd. It could ruin their life!

Thus they run around bashing anything homosexual to “prove” how hetero-masculine they are. Really. This is their plan. Simple minded, and often effective in getting homosexuals killed.

We could digress. These characters have been a part of gay life for as long as I can remember. But we can see a connection between all three of these groups. Hateful evil queens, and gay normals, and gay bashers make their way through the heterosexist majority with a scheme. This is not to take responsibility away from those who choose to be callous, boring and evil.

But what if we didn’t take the defensive as a political stance? What if we challenged heterosexism and the imposed duty of natalism? You know, ask them the same damn questions they demand of us!

For instance, three additional kids are born every second on the planet while the habitat collapses. Isn’t that against nature!

Why do we call ourselves queer? There’s nothing queer about homosexuality. It exists throughout nature. It may be rare, but it’s not queer. Science shows that.

Heterosexuality is not normal. It’s just common. As the habitat continue to collapse, as resources run out, as climate change gets worse, isn’t it time we questioned this so called normalcy? Time is running out, in case you haven’t noticed. Oh dear, another ice cap just melted. Fires, floods, droughts, oh my!

Yet still they breed.

Every city on the planet uses the same stuff. Do a tour online. Pick any ten cities around the world. Pick fifty. Pick a hundred. They all look the same. They require the same resources.

Yet rather than get a vasectomy, people blame everyone but themselves for the effects of habitat overshoot. Why are heterosexuals so selfish? (Do check out #birthstrike #antinatalism.)

So yeah, it’s really time we homosexuals with a flare for being out and open activists framed the questions differently. Condemn the tired Evil Queens. Yawn at the Mayor Petes. Expose the Gay Bashers trolling the chat rooms. Yes. But then turn your attention to the problem at hand.

Heterosexuals rule the world. And look at the mess they created.

Image by Wave