Contraband Days, Louisiana Pirate Festival Back for its 55th year and better than ever, pirate festival lovers will be saying “Shiver me timbers!” at the new look of the festival. With hard work from supporters, the festival features a new logo, website and brand emphasizing the tradition, folklore and culture of the festival and Southwest Louisiana. Unique to Lake Charles, the annual festival celebrates the legend of pirate Jean Lafitte. The story goes that pirate Jean Lafitte docked his boat right on the sandy shore of Lake Charles and buried his treasure somewhere along its banks. On the first night, witness the cannon fire as the citizens of Lake Charles try to defend the seawall only to have the pirates capture the mayor, put him on trial and force him to walk the plank! Pirates of all ages are encouraged to come out during the two-week long festival with carnival rides, games, entertainment and live music on multiple stages! Contraband Days presents Josh Turner's Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Tour sponsored by Isle of Capri, other performers include Disney’s Shake It Up star Adam Trent, America’s Got Talent finalist Ryan Andreas, The Voice finalist Beverly McClellan and many more! The festival has pulled out all the stops this year with nonstop music, events and activities for the whole family. You won't want to miss out on all the events!
The festival closes with a spectacular fireworks display over beautiful Lake Charles. With activities throughout the
day and special family nights the whole family will be saying, “Yo Ho Ho” by the end of this festival!
Marion’s Mayhaw Festival The Town of Marion will be celebrating the 31th Annual Mayhaw Festival on May 11-12, 2012. The festival gets underway on Friday at 8pm with a street dance near Marion State Bank, where the Southern Railroad band will be playing. On Saturday, enjoy arts and crafts, a festive parade, lots of games and contests for adults and kids, and plenty of good food. Maybe you’ll want to enter your recipe for the best Mayhaw jelly in the tasting contest! Everyone is invited to come on out for some great family fun. This is your chance to load up on some Mayhaw jelly to get you through the year til the next festival! For additional information, call Town Hall at 318-292-4715. Louisiana Road Trips
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For the latest updated schedule of events for Contraband Days, visit www.contrabanddays.com, or call the festival office at (337) 436-5508.
Talkin’ It Up! April is a beautiful month to be outdoors and enjoy all things ‘Louisiana’, like eating crawfish on the deck at Cypress Inn on the Bayou in Monroe or touring the grounds of Jim Bowie’s Relay Station in Enterprise after relishing a great meal of seafood and steak. Can you believe the number of Louisiana festivals this month? With only 30 days in April, I wonder how they’re going to pull this off but they always do. Let’s see, there’s the Lake Charles Contraband Festival as well as the Arnaudville Etouffee Festival, the Winnfield Forestry Festival, the Grand Isle Cultural Events, the Leesville Mayfest Festival, and the Marion Mayhaw Festival, just to name a few. From garden tours and plant sales in the Minden area to the Catfish Festival in Winnsboro and The Cracklin Cook Off in Cutoff, if you don’t find yourself knee-deep in fun and entertainment, you only have yourself to blame because they’re all featured in this issue. On a more personal note, after years of wanting to play the piano, I recently found the perfect teacher and even an old upright. At 51, this is as foreign to me as learning to speak Russian but I love the challenge and the joy it’s brought me. I’m only telling you this because it’s never too late to find your passion or discover new ways to bring more joy into your life. Don’t look for me on the concert tour anytime soon but you just may catch me picking out a tune and humming along, smiling all the while. Have a blessed Easter and let’s keep in touch.
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BOOK REVIEW 14
Louisiana Aviation – An Extraordinary History in Photographs by Mona L. Hayden
BUSINESS REVIEW 6 24
iDoctors – “We put the i back in your life!” High BP in Cats
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It's Looking Like Spring by Johnny Wink
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In the Crosshairs by Sonny Harrington Old Guns Talk
Going Native by Larry Brock The Stunning Wonder of Nature in Springtime
My Favorite Fishing Hole by Joe Joslin Toledo is back, Toledo is on!!
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Runnin’ the Roads by Barbara Sharik It has a strange name, but Facebook is not strange at all
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All Things Southern by Shellie Tomlinson Bloodsuckers!
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And Then You Go and Say Something Stupid by Steve Cook
INSPIRATIONAL 21
DELTA OUTDOORS
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The Refuge by Robert Lemoine
MONTHLY TIDBITS 3 Talkin’ It Up! 6 Louisiana Lagniappe – Remember When 11 Language of Love – Spikey had a way of winning hearts by Deborah Burst
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Grand Isle Cultural Weekend Events April Calendar Backtalk Louisiana Lagniappe Answers
RECIPES
Contraband Days, Louisiana Pirate Festival
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Marion’s Mayhaw Festival
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Cracklin Cook Off in Cutoff, LA Winnsboro’s Catfish Festival Etouffee Festival Boggy Bayou Festival
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Beds & Beignets by Mary White It’s Crawfish and Culture in Lake Charles
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Chimp Haven! by Su Stella
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Sci-Port Presents BODIES REVEALED Exhibition
2012 Mayfest Trails & Trellises Garden Tour & Plant Sale New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival Decades of Festing Fever by Deborah Burst
Recipes by Stacy Thornton
Travel Adventure by Dianne Newcomer Worldly Lessons
Westlake Family Fun & Food Festival
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The Wild Girl of Catahoula by Lora Peppers
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Louisiana in the Civil War: April 1862: Yankee Invasion! by Terry L. Jones
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An Old Friend in Trouble by Lee Estes
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A Life of Trial…and Error by Dennis Stewart Spring is the Most Miserable Time of the Year Louisiana Road Trips
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The Wild Girl of Catahoula
By Lora Peppers In the late 1800’s, Catahoula Parish encompassed all of present day LaSalle and Catahoula Parishes. Most of the area was wild, untamed forests with panthers, wolves and bear prowling the woods. It was a dangerous place to walk alone. One girl though, seemed just fine for several years living on her own in the woods with only a knife for protection. Locals began to call her “The Wild Girl of Catahoula”. The girl was first seen in 1888 near the Swilly neighborhood. Mrs. Swilley, her two sons and a daughter-in-law saw her in July as within thirty or forty steps away they watched her catch and kill a goose. Two sons of a Mr. Taylor saw her in the area and claimed she must subsist on fish. The rumor was that she was a young white girl abandoned by a Gypsy woman several years before. The Gypsy had been seen in the area with two girls, one deformed. A few weeks after the Swilly sighting, two men from Alexandria were traveling near Hemp’s Creek (later known as Jena). Suddenly, ahead of them in the woods appeared a young girl. They tried to ask directions, but the girl would not let them come within fifty feet of her. The men said she only spoke gibberish and was completely naked. She stood about four and a half feet tall, weighted between 125 and 140 pounds, and had long, brown hair to her waist and immense eyes. Her arms were long, brawny and muscular. She appeared to be around 16 years old and walked with a limp. The men claimed she was as fleet as a deer and they saw her jump a root seven feet high. The men were thoroughly frightened. After arriving in town, they asked the locals but none knew of her. One man claimed he found a calf dead in the woods with pieces cut off. He now thought the Wild Girl did it. The travelers were too scared to sleep in the woods near where they saw her. A posse of 15 men went into the woods to find the girl but it was as if she vanished. A month later she was spotted again, this time in Grant Parish. The following article appeared reprinted in newspapers around the country:
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The Wild Girl of Catahoula Makes Her Appearance in Rapides An Alexandria special to the Picayune says: The “Wild Girl of Catahoula” has turned up again. She has crossed Little river and was seen last Monday morning at 10 o’clock by two of our respected citizens, whose veracity cannot be doubted. Last Sunday Captain J.M. Ball a large planter near here, John C. Goulden, our leading scenic artist, M.W. Calvitt City Marshal and Charles Goldenberg, book keeper at the Levino lumber yard went fishing on Clear creek, eighteen miles from here in Grant parish near the lines of Rapides and Catahoula parishes. They returned on Monday night and soon after it was said that they had seen the wild girl of Catahoula. Your correspondent considered it a hoax till to-day when Captain Ball came to town. He asked Captain Ball about the same, who said he was fishing on Monday when he heard some hogs close at hand making a noise as if something had caught their pigs, and he proposed to Mr. Goulden to go with him and investigate the trouble. They soon came to a human being standing on a log with a pig in one hand and a short knife in the other getting up on the log to avoid the hogs. When she saw the two gentlemen about thirty yards off, she did not seem to be half as much afraid as they did. In fact, he said that they started in the opposite direction first but facing the creature all the time. Captain Ball said it was a white female without clothes and would seem to weigh about 140 pounds and as active as a cat. When they got off a little ways she took to the bushes close at hand with pig and knife. He says she was covered with hair varying in length in different parts of her. Messrs. Calvitt and Goldenberger both say they saw the tracks of the woman and blood of the pig and never saw two men more frightened. The last known reported sighting of “The Wild Girl of Catahoula” was several years later in July of 1891. In the upper portion of Franklin Parish, a woman was spotted in the woods. She was very tall and powerful, covered with hair. In her hand she carried a knife or sword. Later on, she assaulted a boy near the Lamara community but was driven away by several people. Residents claimed it was the Wild Girl who had traveled through the swamps from Catahoula. Men set out with their dogs but no trace was found. Just who was the Wild Girl of Catahoula? Was she an abandoned disabled girl left in the Louisiana Road Trips
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woods to make it on her own? Was she a mentally disturbed local woman who had taken to wandering in the woods to ease her suffering? Who knows? Lora Peppers, a Monroe native, grew up in Bastrop and graduated from ULM. Her love of history dates back to childhood when one of her favorite activities was visiting local cemeteries to examine headstones. She also loves to travel, the Great Smoky Mountains National Park being her favorite place on Earth. Her job as a genealogist and historian has given her the opportunity to lead many lectures and author several books. She can be reached by e-mail at loradpeppers@hotmail.com.
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Cracklin Cook Off in Cutoff, LA Plan now to come out for the Cracklin Cook Off Car and Craft Show in Cutoff, LA on Saturday, April 14. The event will be held at the Cut Off Youth Center from 11am until 4pm with music by Palomino
Winnsboro’s Catfish Festival Thousands are expected for the 26th annual Franklin Parish Catfish Festival scheduled for Saturday, April 14 in historic downtown Winnsboro. “The festival board has been working hard to put together something for everyone attending,” said festival director Paul Price, Jr. “The festival has put Winnsboro and Franklin Parish on the map, and has grown tremendously from its beginnings on the elementary school campus,” Price said. “It’s now known as the largest one-day festival in Louisiana.” Three music stages will be in full operation throughout the day. Among the artists appearing is a return engagement by Chubby Carrier and the Bayou Swamp Band, which last year won their first Grammy. “Chubby and his band will bring a unique energy level to the event,” said Nathan Roberts, who handles entertainment for the festival, which features acts from most musical genres. Returning for an encore performance will be Bow Legged Rooster, a blues group from Jonesboro, Arkansas. “These folks created quite a buzz last year,” Roberts said. “We’re pleased they’re going to be back with us again this year.” Also scheduled are The Devonshires, a classic rock tribute band, along with country artists Theresa Ruppert and Delta Rose, southern gospel group The Martins, Lil Nate, Big Al, LC Smoove, Brian Sivils and the Dirty South Revue, Hank Staples and Thunder Creek, and Claude Deuce. Miss Louisiana, Hope Anderson, will make an appearance as well as the local Easter Rock gospel group. In addition, Gene King and the Franklin Opry will headline a musical stage. See the full entertainment schedule at www.franklinparishcatfishfestival.com. The festival’s biggest draw, of course, will be the thousands of pounds of fried pond-raised catfish sold, with at least two tons cooked and served on festival day along with award-winning barbeque, funnel cakes, ice cream, snocones, and more. As expected, all vendor and food booths are sold out. Other events include an antique car show on Highway 15, a free interactive video game experience, the annual Flower Show, and the children’s area. Also on tap are “walk-around” magician and juggler acts, including the “Crazy Tie Guy”. Festival admission is $5. "As with everything else, the cost of putting on a quality festival has gone up," Price said. "Our goal has always been to host a fun, entertaining, family-friendly event, and we look forward to yet another great festival on April 14.” Net proceeds are used for a variety of community projects - including the Children's Park in Winnsboro, the Franklin Parish Christmas Parade and scholarships for outstanding local students.
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from noon til 4pm. Enjoy craft booths and antique and show cars. Feast on pork jambalaya, grillades, white beans and rice, hamburgers, hotdogs, and chili. Contestants in the cook off will need to provide their own equipment and cook no less than 30 lbs of skins. They will be given 20 bags to be filled and sold for $5 with all proceeds going to the Cut Off Youth Center. The Cracklin Cook Off was established when several older gentlemen began arguing over who make the best cracklins and decided to make it an official contest to raise money for the youth center. To enter the cook-off, please call COYC at (985) 632-7616 or register in the front office.
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Louisiana in the Civil War April 1862: Yankee Invasion! By Terry Jones
bombardment New that blasted the Orleans, forts to rubble. Louisiana, was When he believed the jewel of the Confederacy. In addition the forts were to being the South’s largest city, it boasted sufficiently considerable industry and more battered, Farragut importantly, controlled access to the Mississippi River. Both sides grasped the prepared to run past them and significance of the Crescent City, but, sent a vessel surprisingly, the Confederates did little to upriver one night prepare its defenses because they were to cut a hole in lulled into a false sense of security by Forts Jackson and St. Philip. These two the chain boom. In the large brick forts, located on the west and predawn hours of east banks, respectively, near the mouth April 24, Farragut of the river, were commanded by sent seventeen Brigadier General Johnson K. Duncan. He warships upriver, had also strung a large boom made from David Farragut but the chains and old vessels across the river to Confederates spotted them and opened fire. serve as a barrier and had the support of a 12boat squadron of the River Defense Fleet. As it The Union sailors responded with their own broadsides, and a thick cloud of smoke turned out, however, these seemingly quickly enveloped the river. General Duncan’s formidable defenses were no match against a aide William Seymour recalled, “The roar of determined attack by the U.S. Navy. the artillery was deafening; the rushing sound In March 1862, Flag Officer David of the descending bombs; the sharp, whizzing Farragut assembled a large fleet of warships, noise made by the jagged fragments of mortar boats, and transports at the river’s exploded shells, the whirring of grape shot & mouth. On April 18—Good Friday—the hissing of Canister balls—all this was well mortar boats under Lt. David Porter calculated to disturb the equanimity of the (Farragut’s foster brother) began a week-long strongest nerved man... A lurid glow of light rested upon the Fort, produced by the almost incessant discharges of our own guns, and the explosion of the enemy’s shell[s] above and around us.” The small River Defense Fleet also rushed in to engage the enemy, 1. Where were the 1983 Special but visibility was so poor the ships Olympics International Summer sometimes accidentally collided. When Games held? dawn broke, all but three of Farragut’s ships 2. The first American army to have had successfully passed the forts, and the African American officers was… boats of the River Defense Fleet were either 3. Baton Rouge's flag is a field of sunk or scattered. Losses were surprisingly crimson representing what? light, with Farragut and the Confederates 4. What is the official state losing about 200 men each in the battle. As a dog? testament to their 5. What was the city of Sulphur named for? bravery, twenty Union 6. The town of Jean Lafitte was once a sailors were awarded hideaway for what? the Medal of 7. What is the third oldest city in Louisiana? Honor for their 8. What West Carroll Parish native worked for John Wayne as his secretary/ companion in the last seven years of his life? 9. What town was called Little Creed until the Ray family donated land for it? 10. How many pelicans are on the State Seal? Answers on next page 26
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heroism in this one fight. New Orleans was doomed. Farragut sailed on to the city and found it in complete chaos when he anchored the next morning. To prevent the Yankees from capturing valuable supplies, the Confederates had set fire to ships, docks, bales of cotton, and warehouses along the riverfront. A heavy cloud of smoke hung over the city, and Canal Street was ankle-deep in molasses that had been dumped in the gutter. Lightning crashed and a heavy rain began to pour, but a large crowd lined the levee to shout curses and threats at the sailors. The Yankees, still covered in soot and grime from the night’s battle, simply patted their cannons and smiled. Farragut ordered two of his officers to go ashore and demand the city’s surrender from Mayor John T. Monroe. These two men had to walk through the mob of furious citizens, who cursed, spat upon, and threatened them. Drunken men sometimes even waded through the crowd and placed cocked pistols against their heads threatening to shoot them. Louisiana writer George Washington Cable witnessed the deed and later wrote, “So through the gates of death those two men walked to the City Hall to demand the town’s surrender. It was one of the bravest deeds I ever saw done.” Mayor Monroe refused to surrender, as did the Confederate army commander General Mansfield Lovell, but Lovell did agree to withdraw his men from the city because he knew Farragut’s cannons could destroy it. The next day, a Union shore party raised the U.S. flag over the Mint building. When the soldiers at Forts Jackson and St. Philip learned of the city’s capture, some of the men in Fort Jackson mutinied, and their officers had no choice but to surrender the two forts on April 28. With only light casualties, the U.S. Navy had won a stunning victory that put the Union one step closer to securing the entire Mississippi River. Dr. Terry L. Jones is a professor of history at the University of Louisiana at Monroe and has published six books on the American Civil War.
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RUNNIN’ THE ROADS
By Barbara Sharik
It has a strange name, but Facebook is not strange at all If laughter is the shock absorber that cushions the bumps in the road of life, then tears must be the fluid that washes away the smudges on life’s windows. A spoonful of sugar makes the pill go down (it also stops hiccups instantly), and facebook will take you down many paths on the walk of life. Dropping in on friends from all over the globe is possible with a Facebook (FB) account. I do it every day and have met so many people, many who have become very good friends. Reach out as they will be reaching, too. This is not an advertisement for FB, just an affirmation of how it has connected many, serving them for the most part very well. On FB, things you would have shared with only a handful of best friends, you can now share with maybe a couple dozen close friends, even a hundred good friends, to 1,000 or more friends. How can you have a thousand friends on FB? Simple. Say, you are a bird person. This network puts people with like interests in touch with each other in a most beneficial way. Of course, Louisiana Road Trips has a FB page. I live in Morehouse Parish; therefore, I am interested in all the notable events happening here. I can check out the Bastrop Daily Enterprise page for a quick rundown and update. What is going on at the Snyder Museum? Quick as a wink, I can check it out. When is Bastrop's next clean-up event? I visit the Keep Morehouse Beautiful page. My favorite page is the Morehouse Humane Society. It posts not only local dogs and cats needing homes, but assists with lost and found pets and other area shelters in need. Even my famous BooCat has her own page at BooCat Unleashed.
Thinking of cats and dogs, I had a horrifying catastrophe in February when three of my countrified yard dogs went strolling around the block recently––which covers several farm fields and nearby strips of woods. They have gone meandering, in the case of the oldest, for six years. They do not hunt, they just wander. Never a problem until all three came home with snares around their necks. Able to remove snares from two dogs (two weeks later they still have scabs where those traps were slowly strangling them to the point of decapitation), however, the third rescue dog, Collie, is not a hands-on dog. Therein laid the problem It started on a Wednesday morning. They had been out all night Tuesday, which had me worried to start with. I tried to catch Collie for five straight hours Wednesday. I was beside myself with fear and frustration. Dog sedatives allowed us to get close on both Wednesday and Thursday, but not close enough. And collie's head just kept swelling. His neck snare got tighter and tighter until his whole head bloated and his eyes swelled shut. Friday, I had to do payroll and my co-worker was off. I left a note on the office door midday, but was called back in. I was going crazy. I posted my dilemma on FB. There were tons of responses, and long story shorter, a FB friend saw it, said she could help. She, her young son and brother came to the house. Chuck and I penned Collie in a corner of my fenced yard and her brother caught him with a loop on a pole. He then snipped the strangling wire noose from Collie's neck. Still, that was nerve wracking because even with the snare removed, Collie just laid there, not moving. We thought he had gone into shock and died. I petted him and he was breathing. Then he
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started shivering. I covered him with my coat. At last, he got up and went under a bush, and then ran across the yard and into a farm field across the road. But, he was alive. He was alive. The noose was off. I could save my nervous breakdown for another day. It took three days for the swelling to subside. Collie would not have lasted another night. Bastrop Daily Enterprise reporter, Wes Helbling, wrote a terrific story relating the tragedies surrounding snares. He interviewed a Wildlife and Fishery agent who verified domestic cats and dogs are caught regularly in snares and killed. There is no law against the use of snares and the only obligation a trapper has is to humanely release a domestic animal unintentionally snared. He said even endangered species, such as Louisiana Black Bears, have been found strangled to death. The following day, I read about pending legislation in Minnesota in an attempt ban snares because of the suffering they cause prior to death, declaring even the wild animals they are intended for should not be subject to such inane cruelty. Others are suggesting snares be placed at least four-feet high or under water for catching muskrats, changing the way they are used. Many domestic cats and dogs are killed every trapping season there as well. It is a national problem. Cruel and unusual punishment when no punishment is necessitated. So you see, connections made through FB can be very good. Even lifesaving. This is only one personal example. Collie would be dead, short and simple. I am forever thankful to my FB friend and her brother. In fact, I love all my FACEBOOK friends. Barbara Sharik makes her home at Wit's End in Jones, Louisiana with a couple old dogs, young dogs and several stupid dogs, a cat, a talking cockatiel and a white dove. She's active in civic affairs, serves as a Justice of the Peace, a Notary Public, is the Clerk for the Village of Bonita and a columnist for the Bastrop Daily Enterprise. She has authored several books. You can e-mail Barbara at barbsharikvail@hotmail.com
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A LIFE OF TRIAL…AND ERROR
By Dennis Stewart
Spring is the Most Miserable Time of the Year
Well, it finally had to arrive. Spring, the most depressing time of the year. Hunting season is over with. Football season is over with. No sports on the tube unless you want to call multi-millionaires with good hand/eye coordination putting balls in baskets or hitting balls over fences "athletes". The worse part is the return of the WalMart panhandlers. Even though I had forgotten to put on my pajama bottoms, I went to the Rayville WalMart after work one day last week. There they were. Like all the other customers, I tried to avoid eye contact, but as I neared the front entrance, one called out, "Hello, sir, would you like to buy some…" whatever he was pushing. I felt like I had been verbally assaulted. I started to ask him if I looked like I was blind. If I were interested in his product, I wouldn’t have been avoiding eye contact. I replied, "Hell no, fathead, do I look like I am interested?" Where has civility and good manners gone? I remember growing up in the 1960's in Winnsboro in Franklin Parish, back when teachers felt it part of their job to teach moral uprightness. I had a choir director who felt it was his duty to teach a kid how to carry a tune in a barrel AND to make mature decisions in life. One weekend the choir had to go to Monroe. Several mothers agreed to drive 4 or 5
kids each to the event. The choir director admonished every kid to give a dollar bill to the mother whose car we were in to go toward the cost of gas. Well, the mother driving the car I was in refused the money. She was a good Franklin Parish Christian woman. So next week at choir practice, the director asked for a show of hands of anyone who had not given a dollar bill. Up until that time I had attended Temple Baptist Church every Sunday morning and evening of my life. I was duty bound to raise my hand. I wonder to this day if that good Christian woman ever knew she was the cause of my receiving a good paddling from that choir director. A year later, the choir went to some event around Natchitoches. An older choir member had purchased a stupid sign that said something stupid like, "The hurrier I go, the behinder I get". Well, this older kid all suddenly decided he no longer wanted the stupid sign. He asked all the other kids on the bus if they wanted it. My mother hadn't raised no fool, and if someone was giving something away free and for nothing, I was ready to be their huckleberry. He gave me the stupid sign. A little while later, the choir director boarded the bus, and immediately spotted the stupid sign. "Who does this belong to?" he demanded. I was still going to Temple Baptist Church every Sunday morning and evening so I was duty bound to raise my hand and say it was mine. The choir director
“No, fathead, do I look like I am interested?"
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proceeded to chew my young butt out for at least an hour about wasting money on stupid signs. It's probably hard to believe, but I was real sensitive as a child. I cried all the way home. The next year I quit the Winnsboro Boy's choir. I don't think the choir director was sad to see me go. I've always wanted to look up that choir director and thank him for his contribution to my raising. His enthusiastic physical punishments and/or condemnations of me for stuff I really wasn't guilty of prepared me well for my four marriages later on in life. There's an old saying that nothing instills respect for the power of the government better than the hanging of an innocent man every now and then. I bet if some of those Wal-Mart panhandlers had been in the Winnsboro Boy's Choir, they would have turned out to be a lot more polite and civil to Wal-Mart customers. On the other hand, maybe they would have turned out a lot like me. Dennis Stewart grew up in northeast Louisiana, graduated from La Tech and LSU Law School. After having taught law at ULM and working as an Assistant District Attorney, Dennis is now a Hearing Officer in Rayville. He loves to hunt, fish, read, write, and shop on eBay.
It's Looking Like Spring By Johnny Wink
bet Kevin will be guiding. I have never been so fired up about an upcoming season so soon but I am because of all the improvement and great people here. We have a great time here getting ready for the season. As the last groups of geese leave Morehouse Parish, we wait for the first groups of teal to arrive, with lots planned to do in between. We’ll be in Gonzales at the background. LA Sportsman's Show at booth 313, telling folks about Megabucks, Spring is when everyone gets moving again. This is also the time right on the LA - AR line, with afternoon goose and deer hunting. This of the year when people fall in love easy with everyone looking their is the year we are #1. Y'all better call early to get the best dates. best. If you don't believe me, just go to church on Easter Sunday. You'll I think I will run down the Kilbourne Hwy. and slap the Hwy 165 see the finest Southern women dressed like the ones in your dreams. sign to start getting in shape. Or maybe ride my 4-wheeler, taking it Now all I have to do is find me a woman like that. But I am going to slow to lose the winter coat of hair on my head, back and neck. Palm Beach this spring so maybe I can meet one there. Or maybe wait Let me share some things I learned this year. First, if you turkey till I get back and find one here so I don't have to move her too far. Or hunt, you need to look at the new turkey decoys on eBay by Fred Zink maybe go into my back yard and just hug all my animals that love me. and David Smith. These decoys are so lifelike you could use them as My pet goose lost his mate and now follows me around like a puppy mounts on your wall. They’re plastic and fold up, cost $75 dog, wanting to be petted all the time now. I got to $115 but once you see them, you’ll want the whole flock. get him a girlfriend soon, too. Make sure you’re alone when you put them out or someone We just had Achievers, a West Monroe will shoot the jack for sure. Next is this great new bass bait company, install Hunter Green vinyl siding, new that looks like a saltwater rig with multiple bait on one end doors and a metal roof at Megabucks. They also that fans out and looks to be a school of fish or shiners. It is a installed all new windows, double-paned and lot heavier then the small baits. Get used to it and you will insulated. At my other camp, I installed central catching lots of fish! As you read this, turkey season will be underway heating and air so we don't have to use just propane anymore. And and I will be listening for the thunder chickens at daylight and try to don’t forget the new decoys and barn! The hunters really enjoy the catch a mess of bass in the afternoon. improvements. Be sure to take a youngster or a woman hunting or fishing this The most important thing this coming year is the addition of two year. I try to take a woman every time I go to the woods or lake. of the country’s top guides, Mac McClung and Butch Gandy. They They’re much more fun to look at than my fat old buddies. And it could be guiding anywhere but last year they guided for Megabucks and liked it so much that they will be here all the time, with Butch here doesn't take me long to catch or kill the biggest one!! If you think you can catch or kill one bigger, give me a call and let's see if we can plan a every weekend and some holidays. Their bios are so impressive in the trip in the outdoors. duck hunting and dog training field that I can't cover it all here. (Read Until next month, be safe and go outside. It's calling our name. about them at johnnywink.com under guides.) And not to forget my friend, my guide, my buddy, Kevin Chelete, an expert when it comes Again, I want to thank the Lord for letting me be a hunting guide in to flooded timber. When we go to the private woods this year you can Morehouse Parish. And visit johnnywink.com. Spread the word: Megabucks is the hot place to be this duck season. Remember, you can still buy my books at top outdoors in Monroe and West Monroe or Simmons Sporting Goods in Bastrop. As efficient and reliable as your iPhone and iPad may be, accidents happen and equipment fails. When that occurs, you’ll quickly learn that it costs upward of $650 to replace just your phone (if you’re still under contract). Instead of dropping that kind of cash, drop in to see the iDoctors at three locations in north Louisiana – Shreveport, West Monroe, and now Bossier City. Cassandra Nguyen, Manager of the West Monroe store, says, “For a fraction of the replacement cost, we can repair most any problem with your device and have it working like new. We offer same day service with a 90-day warranty. iDoctors is the only Apply certified repair shop in the area with the closest one being in Jackson, MS.” iDoctors is open Monday thru Saturday from 9am until 8pm. Visit their website at www.theidoctors.com or call for more information. Ask about monthly specials! Turkey hunters are seeing the dogwoods in full bloom in the middle of the deep woods. It’s a pretty sight for sure––almost as pretty as the gobbler in full strut. In most paintings of turkeys, there’s usually a dogwood in full bloom in the
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GOING NATIVE
By Larry Brock
The Stunning Wonder of Nature in Springtime To paraphrase one songster, spring didn’t wait on us this year; it was always a step ahead. Both January and February were unseasonably warm with 27 days each of +50d temps. In February, temps only fell below freezing twice, two nights mid-month; 11 days later the thermometer hit 90d in Ruston, a new record! As usual, that kind of volatility impacted purple magnolias. Native redbuds and sassafras were unaffected and flowered freely. Many things seemed premature. Bees were active all winter, feeding on lingering fall blooms until year’s end, switching to winter wildflowers and now spring blossoms. Mowing began on January 31st. Peaking pollen counts forced me to the clinic in February for allergy shots. Later in the month, some farmers started planting corn here along the River. The mosquito population mushroomed in early March, fireant mounds, too. By mid-March, trees were bursting with green. In mid-February, my Great Backyard Bird Count yielded 21 species for a total of 756 birds. After a two year absence, cedar waxwings returned en masse gorging on the fruit of nandina, holly and cherry laurels. Flocking robins and blackbirds foraged over the lawn … warblers, jays and woodpeckers in the woods… cardinals, thrashers and sparrows under the shrubs. Birdsong filled the day: mockers, doves, wrens. Owls echoed from the slough at night. Purple martins have arrived and at this mid-March writing, many birds are nesting in the cedars, hedges and thickets. A diversified landscape provides ample habitat for our feathered friends. The mid-March landscape was lavish with native plants in bloom – coral honeysuckle and
yellow jessamine vines… small flowering trees like redbud, buckeye, sassafras, cherry laurel, black cherry, pink and white dogwoods… meadow plants that included spring beauty, violets, bluets, yellowtops, spiderwort, fleabane and dewberry. Add imported plants such as pears, peaches and plums… shrubs like camellias, spirea, weigela, azaleas, Lady bank’s rose and banana shrub… bedding plants like pansies, snapdragons, dianthus and verbena… bulbs like daffodils, snowflakes, bearded iris, bluebells and tulips. The stunning wonder of nature in springtime is more filled with beauty and delight than all other seasons combined, or so it seems after the repose of winter. Why’d the turtle cross the lake road on March 1? To lay her eggs on the high bank! Young frogs have been abundantly active since mid-February, anoles running along the fence, skinks in the leaves below. Sulphurs, red admirals, a yellow-form tiger swallowtail and a rare mourning cloak were observed along the forest edge. Cabbage whites and falcate orange tips emerged early to feed on meadow wildflowers. Life thrives in the layer of leaf litter under the shrubs outside my window – a blanket for worms who digest the leaves and work the soil;
The mosquito population mushroomed in early March, fireant mounds, too.
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a home for insects that feed on fallen seeds and each other; a shelter for spiders, millipedes, lizards that prey on insects and each other; and finally a pantry for birds who feed on both seed, insects and invertebrates as they probe, scratch and peck. The hidden world of mulch! Nature knows no ownership deeds. After all, who can fence the sunshine or corral the wind? Birds and butterflies, deer and squirrels see no property lines as they roam the landscape. While my feet may be limited by law and zoning, my mind sees the far horizon, my eyes “flow like rivers through the sky” weaving all things into the web of life. Remember that web on Earth Day, Sunday, April 22nd and consider ways you can join with others to protect our environment, steward and care for the world around us, contribute to a more sustainable future. After all, this is the only planet we’ve got. The more we abuse it, we more we risk losing it and then wonder why. Once lost, we may never, as our songster concluded, “have that recipe again!” One small step in conserving our world is Going Native. A life-long resident of Lake Providence, Larry Brock was inspired by his grandfather’s passion for gardening and his own desire to recover the horticultural uniqueness of this region. Larry is drawn to the relationships between plants, birds, insects and soil and can be found puttering outdoors in his yard most any time, weather permitting.
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Language of Love
Spikey had a way of winning hearts By Deborah Burst Spikey took me on an unbelievable journey, taught me unconditional love, and at times his wanderlust brought me many sleepless nights. It’s a lifetime of devotion, a relationship understood only by those who have been touched by the loving eyes of an animal. With the lack of spoken words comes a Zenlike connection, our body language becomes the main form of communication. They become our children, playmates and sometimes that beating heart that keeps us going when the world seems desperately hopeless. Our pets make us better people. They motivate us to build dog parks and rescue shelters. Spikey did that for me as I championed many causes writing
dozens of articles supporting the animal world. Spikey led me to uncharted territory along a dead-end gravel road in our small wooded community. Every morning and evening we trailed that half-mile road. In the early days our walking antics was a good cardio workout and entertainment for the neighbors. He literally walked me as I jogged and stumbled the entire distance. All I had to do was put on my hat, and he went wild. Jumping and running in circles, I would finally catch him and with the clip of the leash…it was like a dog sled race…except I was the sled. One time, thankfully in the winter when I had several layers of clothes, I tripped and fell in the gravel. Spikey stopped, turned and looked, and kept dragging me. Maybe you have dogs that listen, but this pooch was hard-headed, you had to tell him three times before it sunk in. So after the third round of yelling, he finally stopped. I reeled in the leash, sat down and looked at my scrapped hands, and began some fake sobbing. “Look Spikey, you hurt mommy,” I said cupping my hands over my face. He covered me with sloppy kisses and lay beside me. We got up and he was much more docile, well for a little while anyway. The walks soon became social gatherings, Spikey strutting down the trail like a movie star on the red carpet with an eye on the neighbor’s homes. Many times they would come outside and greet Spikey with hugs, pets, and repeated words of praise, “Look at that Spikey, how precious, how beautiful. Has Spikey been a good boy?” Soon the road side pettings turned into Spikey “knocking” on his friend’s doors. He would drag me to the Venezia house, running up the stairs peering into the door sidelights. If that didn’t work, he would start barking, “Woof, Arghhh, ruf.” Eventually Jerome or Mary would answer the door, and Spikey would start with his little cutesy act. They babbled to him like a child petting his long thick hair. Spikey would chime in with different pitches, like inflections making his point. Soon he would trot to the door jerking his head back with repeated short barks cheering Jerome to get a piece of cheese. Spikey would sit trembling, looking at us, then the door, anxiously waiting Jerome’s return. With cheese in hand Jerome asked, “Want a piece of cheese?” Spikey would reply enthusiastically, “Woof Woof,” and snatch the cheese in midair. In the last five years, Grace became Spikey’s dearest friend. Exiled from her New Orleans home by Katrina, she moved into the Venezia home. Grace was a vibrant octogenarian caring for her bird feeders and calling Spikey to her porch stoop almost every day. Spikey would Louisiana Road Trips
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lie between us as we scratched his back and watched the bluebirds feeding on the ground. If Grace stopped petting him, he would put his paw
on her lap and kiss her hand. She became a big part of our lives. My aging Spikey was moving slower every day but always had the energy to visit his Grace. When he saw her house, he would run to her window peering inside barking his hellos. One Christmas I gave her a framed collage of Spikey photos and she placed it on top of her TV. She wished him goodnight every evening and a good morning when she woke. He was that kind of dog. As the years moved on Grace’s health began to falter and our visits began to wane. One day Spikey ran to her window and peered into a room void of everything including furniture. Nervously pacing, he looked at me with a whimpering bark. We learned Grace had passed away. For weeks Spikey would whine as we walked by her house pulling me to the window. I tried to explain and sometimes would give in and sit on the front porch stoop scratching his back. One day a blue bird landed on the porch railing and Spikey perked up his ears as if he heard something. I hugged him and whispered in his ear, “That’s Grace saying hello.” Yes, Spikey had quite a fan club, canine and human. Stay tuned for more primetime Spikey adventures like busting his lady friend, a black lab named Kelly, from the confines of the invisible fence for a romantic day filled with skinny dipping in a nearby pond. An award winning writer and photographer, Deb began her freelance writing career after earning a media degree at Tulane University. A New Orleans native, she now lives in the piney woods of Mandeville, Louisiana and shares her stories on a local, regional and national level. Writing is her therapy and she has dedicated her column to the adventures of Spikey, her canine confident. Visit www.debswriting.com for photos and features and www.facebook.com/burstmediacommunications for social media services.
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BEDS & BEIGNETS
By Mary White
It’s Crawfish and Culture in Lake Charles Southwestern Louisiana has been called the “Festival Capital” of the state and the city of Lake Charles certainly pulls its own weight in the region. And, that includes the 10,000 pounds of crawfish it pulls together for The Original DownTown Lake Charles Crawfish Festival which begins on April 12 and runs through April 15 at the Civic Center Exhibition Hall. It’s just one of a number of highly anticipated events combining music, food, art and entertainment in celebration of Louisiana’s Bicentennial this year. Mitchell Brothers Amusements Carnival kicks off “Family Nite at the Rides” at The Original DownTown Lake Charles Crawfish Festival on Thursday which also includes a free outdoor concert. Revelers can head over to the Art Walk at the Fest on Friday and view works from local artists, galleries, museums and businesses. The festival officially commences with the opening
ceremonies attended by the Crawfish Fest royalty (the court is selected during The Crawfish Pageant held on March 31st) and Mayor on Saturday morning. Workshops and seminars on the Louisiana Crawfish industry and its impact on the region will be offered, while the sweet sounds of Creole and Zydeco music will fill the air beginning in the afternoon and continuing throughout the weekend. While the culture of Lake Charles is on full display at the annual festival, its rich history is never too far away. Historical homes and buildings dot the 20-block stretch known as the Charpentier District including C.A.'s House Bed & Breakfast (www.BnBFinder.com/ CAHouse) located on Ford Street between Mill and Division Streets. The original structure, called The Walter Goos House, was built c. 1903 and was the private residence for its designers Walter and Annie Goos. According to historical records, it had no bathrooms or light fixtures. After the couple vacated the home in 1922, it
passed through several owners over the years before C.A. King II purchased it in 1975. He renovated the home (bringing back much of the original detailing) and lived there with his family until his death in 1991. The home was eventually purchased by King’s niece and current proprietor, Tanis Robinson, in 2001 and transformed into a bed and breakfast. Being an innkeeper wasn’t a new experience for her. Robinson owned and operated a B&B called Walter’s Attic in the building next door to C.A.’s House Bed & Breakfast beginning in 1995. Her inspiration for opening the original B&B came the day she got married and realized there was nowhere in town for newlyweds to honeymoon. “We couldn’t find anywhere to go,” said Tanis. “I didn’t want any other couples to have the same experience.” The 3-story Colonial Revival is built entirely of cypress and features four stately, square columns at the entrance and a 2-story cottage house in the back perfect for families and those traveling with pets. Guests can make their way up the mahogany staircase to the second and third floors where their rooms are located before heading outside and enjoying a dip in the private hot tub or the heated pool shared with Walter’s Attic. Mary White is the author of “Running a Bed & Breakfast For Dummies” and an avid B&B goer. She has stayed at bed and breakfasts all over the world and particularly loves the inns of Louisiana. In 1998, Mary founded BnBFinder.com, a top on-line bed and breakfast directory that lists thousands of B&Bs, inns, and boutique hotels worldwide.
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Grand Isle Cultural Weekend Events Grand Isle will host four events the third weekend of April (20-22) that provide a little something for day trippers to the island. The Grand Isle Migratory Bird Celebration features guided bird tours through the Nature Conservancy Woods. The tours include experienced guides and are geared from beginners to experienced birders. An edible plant tour and children’s activities are included. Tickets and exhibits located at the Grand Isle High School on Saturday, 8 AM til 4PM. The Celebration is co-sponsored by Barataria-Terrebonne National Estuary Program, The Nature Conservancy, Grand Isle Community Development Team, Inc. and the Town of Grand Isle. Tours are $5 per person. The Tenth Annual Juried Fine Art Exhibition “A New Landscape”, will be held at the Grand Isle Community Center, Hwy One. The exhibition features juried regional art with environmental themes promoting the protection of Grand Isle and its surrounding wetlands from coastal erosion. The exhibition is open Friday and Saturday, 9AM – 4PM with an artist award reception Sunday, 2 PM. Admission is free. The Historical Home Tour leaves from the Grand Isle High School and features four open houses, reenactors and local lore. The guided tours will be held at 10AM and 2PM, $5 per person and transportation is provided. The First Annual Cruising the Beach, Grand Isle Style, Car and Bike Show benefits Children’s Hospital. Prizes, food, music, and lots of beautiful cars and bikes. Tarpon Rodeo Pavilion , 4900 Highway 1, 2PM til. Plan a trip to Louisiana’s only inhabited barrier island and enjoy clean beautiful beaches, fishing, birding, art and historical homes. The island has facilities for recreational camping, marinas, shopping, and seafood restaurants. The Grand Isle State Park is open for visitors also. For more information, visit www.grandisle.info.
Etouffee Festival On April 27-29, Arnaudville, Louisiana will celebrate its 27th annual Etouffee Festival with award winning artists such as Wayne Toups and Chubby Carrier, along with many other bands playing throughout the festival. Best of all, it’s FREE to enter the festival. Come enjoy hot Etouffee, carnival rides, great music for listening or dancing, and lots more. In addition to all the fun and live entertainment, don’t miss the Mayor's Etouffee Cook-off on Saturday morning or Bingo, Cash & Carry Store, Pony Rides, Butterfly Garden, Sweet Shop, and an Auto Show on Sunday morning. This is a family oriented event with something for everyone! Louisiana Road Trips
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Louisiana Aviation
Boggy Bayou Festival
By Mona L. Hayden Whether you’re a seasoned pilot, an aviation enthusiast, or just enjoy watching planes take off and land at airports, you know that breathless feeling of anticipation and power as the engines roar at takeoff and tires screech with every landing. There’s nothing quite like it, except maybe turning the pages of this beautiful book by Vincent P. Caire as he details the epic history and impact of aviation in Louisiana. For anyone who is awestruck at the sight of a plane soaring through the open blue skies, LOUISIANA AVIATION (LSU Press) is more than a book – it’s a gift. Filled with rare and unusual photographs, Caire describes the humble beginnings from crop dusting and airmail service to commercial endeavors such as Delta Airlines. See pictures of airports throughout the state, old and new, and amazing aircraft. Read about the developments along the way, as history comes alive in this riveting book. Feel the passion as each adventure plays out. Pick up your copy today then sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride through 100 years of aviation.
Plan now to attend the 27th Boggy Bayou Festival to be held on April 13 – 15th, 2012. There’s still time to reserve a vendor booth by contacting Christy Ortego at 337-599-2031 weekdays from 8am-4pm or e-mail cortego@centurytel.net for more information. Boggy Bayou Festival, Inc. is a non-profit organization whose sole purpose is to raise funds for Prairie Manor Nursing Home located in Pine Prairie, LA. Throughout the years, Boggy Bayou Festival has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars for the purchase of equipment used to care for residents at Prairie Manor Nursing Home. This exceptional facility puts the needs of its residents first, making it a very special place in the community. Prairie Manor Nursing Home Board and Administrative Staff recognize how hard the Boggy Bayou Festival Board Members and the entire community pull together for this common goal and would like to extend their heartfelt thanks and appreciation. The residents of Prairie Manor Nursing Home are looking forward to a new wing on the facility and they will need furniture, window treatments, and gadgets for their new activity area which includes a full kitchen just like home. The 27th Annual Boggy Bayou Festival is located ¼ mile south of Pine Prairie, LA, just off Highway 13. Bring your lawn chairs and family and friends to enjoy all the festivities and have a good time at this most entertaining fundraiser!
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2012 Mayfest The Vernon Parish Tourism Commission will hold the 36th annual MayFest Arts & Crafts Festival in the Downtown Leesville Historic District on May 4th & 5th. Vendors come from all over the state to sell their unique wares in the arts & crafts booths; food vendors will have home-made treats to tempt your taste buds; and there'll be live music throughout the two-day event. Best of all, there's no charge for
admission, so bring your lawn chair and join us on the courthouse lawn. Stay as long as you like -you don't want to miss a thing. Friday night will feature Henry Reggans and the Sidemen, a regional Louisiana favorite. Saturday will be full of fun with a variety of music throughout the day. The weekend will wrap up on Saturday night as the crowd enjoys music, beer, and crawfish on the street. Saturday kicks off with the AUSA's annual Armadillo Stampede, a 5-K fun run and walk. One of the features this year is the Butterfly Kingdom, an interactive live butterfly experience, sure to be a hit with
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An Old Friend in Trouble By Lee Estes
Recent articles in The Wall Street Journal and business publications have described the bankruptcy filing of Eastman Kodak, victims of the digital revolution in photography. A giant company much like a fine motel left in the wake of rerouting the highway which brought them customers. To state this in perspective; Kodak once employed more than seventy thousand people, a figure reduced to a fraction of that prior to bankruptcy. Most surprisingly, Kodak holds some of the earliest patents for the digital process, the very thing which led to their downfall. I can state with some certainty, it wasn't my fault. Over the years, I have made tens of thousands of photographs on Kodachrome, Ektachrome, Plus X, Tri-X, Super XX, and a few exposures on Panatomic X. All Kodak products and with Kodachrome, always processed by Kodak. Kodak processing for me totaled thousands of images. Over the years, I printed them on Kodak Paper using Kodak Chemicals, many of them 16 x 20 inches or larger, and some of them won medals all over the United States. Although I haven't made a photograph in a wet darkroom for several years, I still make lots of exposures, nearly all of them with Kodak cameras. To put it simply, I've had a long love affair with Kodak. Although I have several vintage Kodak cameras in my collection, I never made a lot of photographs using Kodak equipment but most of my exposures were on film which came in a little yellow box. However, in recent years lots of images in digital form have been captured with Kodak cameras. Oddly enough, I noticed the digital cameras may be designed in Japan, manufactured in China, and equipped with a German lens. Recent imports to the United States may be produced in Vietnam. It's hard to believe there was a time when nobody said the word camera. In the early 20th century any picture making device was simply called "Kodak." At family gatherings you never said “get the camera”, it was “get the Kodak”. Originally, you bought the Kodak with film installed, then returned it to Kodak for processing and had it, with your pictures, returned with a new load of film. Then roll film brought a revolution in picture making and you simply bought your film and inserted it in the Kodak. The Kodak’s came in varying sizes with one of the most popular being that which produced a postcard size negative. By that time Eastman Kodak was not only producing film for the camera, but post card size photographic paper with one side pre-printed for stamp and address and photographic emulsion on the other. Postcards cost a penny to mail and may be compared to today's email. Although Kodak produced cameras of all kinds of shapes and sizes over the years, they never were
competitive with Germany and Japan in capturing the world market. With film and photographic paper it was another story. They were the standard of the world and the red and yellow logo was recognizable anywhere. An accompanying photo shows a Kodak logo printed in the local language which I took in Tangier, Morocco more than thirty years ago. My love affair with Kodak was not without a few bumps in the road. The early Ektachrome products were not archival quality and after a short time turned red. Occasionally, I found some inconsistency in processing. Now, I wonder if some of that may have been the result of having to pass through X Ray machines at airports. Most of the time I could get a hand inspection, but not always, especially in Switzerland. One film that I believe to have been the best ever was TriX, high speed, fine grain, and great tonal range. I still have some of it in my freezer. Also still have a roll or two of Kodachrome 64 that might be a collector's item someday. With the digital revolution, I can take one camera and do most of the things I once needed a bag full of equipment to accomplish, but there are some drawbacks, and I have reservations about the archival quality of digital prints. I've already seen deterioration in prints made using various papers and inks. So, use the best ink and paper and hope for the best. I also hope Kodak, with their wealth of patents and expertise will be able to survive, although we can never expect a Alley in The Alfama, Lisbon, Portugal return to what dominated photography for so long. The above photograph, exposed on Kodak film and printed on Kodak Paper was accepted 31 times and won 7 medals, including 3 "Best in Show" in International Salon Competitions. Lee Estes, a Kentucky native, migrated to Louisiana in 1956 with his wife, Lottie. He worked in aviation then with A&LM Railway. He began making photographs in Europe after WWII and ranked among the leading monochrome exhibition photographers in the U.S. during the 80’s. His extensive travels included leading tours across the globe. Lee has authored three photo/documentary books and is currently involved with the documentation of The Dixie Overland Highway (US80) in Louisiana, funded by a grant from the Louisiana Endowment for the Humanities
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IN THE CR SSHAIRS
By Sonny Harrington
Old Guns Talk Many of us are considered collectors, whether it be cars, antiques, tractors, whatever. We have a true passion for the history and rarity of items. I don't want to use the word obsessive but it can happen. After a lifetime of collecting, I've found that guns virtually talk to me. No, I'm not psycho, but if you’re a collector you may be able to relate. You see, there was this old military rifle I picked up last year and this is what he said to me… "At ease soldier, I'm a 1903 Springfield. Let me tell you a few things about myself. My model is 1903 but I was born in 1918 according to my serial number which is 785XXX. I don't give out my entire number because it's like your social and I don't want anyone to steal my identity. There were 1.3 million of us made. We were produced by three different contractors – Remington, Smith Corona, and Springfield Armory. I eat 30-06 ammo and I prefer 150 grain bullets. If you squeeze my trigger carefully, I can deliver one to you at 2000 yards but most of my shots are inside 600. I have a leaf elevator sight and I'm bolt action, very reliable, dull finish walnut and blue metal as I don't want to give away any position in combat. I was built in World War I but have trained soldiers in marksmanship, been drilled
with, spun through the air till I thought I'd puke. Shot till I thought my throat would erode, my barrel so hot that the shooter couldn't even touch it. Some of my brothers saw combat in World War I, World War II, Korea, some even sniped in Vietnam. I retired once about 40 years ago, got a Fajen sporterising stock and a nice Timney trigger, but I was sold at a gun show. Thought I was going to be rechambered into a different caliber. My bolt face will fit about a dozen different cartridges. I’ve laid next to some really hot babes. There was this Sweet Sixteen Browning from Belgium but she was really young; should have looked at her serial number before I even talked to her. Then there was this 99 Savage. She was very mature and very curvaceous. Spent most of my time hunting and target practicing. Spent a lot of time in closets, too. I'm not a pervert but I do like being rubbed with oil. A few years ago I got a new barrel marked 3-42 made in March of 1942. Now if nobody shoots any ammo in me, say before 1955, I should last forever. About 1955 is when they quit making corrosive ammo and primers. If you shoot the old stuff and clean behind it, a mercuric primer and sometimes powders would corrode my barrel making me very inaccurate, might as well say useless. An old man traded for me and said he spent the first half of his life cutting up and sporterising old military guns and the last half of his life putting them back in military condition. My value is going through the roof now. I’ll bet I'm worth ten times more than I
I’ve laid next to some really hot babes.
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was the day I was born. And I've got my bayonet back on! Heard they tried to outlaw those a few years ago. Makes no sense, I don't know of anyone that's been killed with a bayonet in this country since the Civil War. Got some good inspector initials on my stock and my trap door on my butt stock is ready for some cleaning rod. Most military rifles have this hole in their butt stock. People, at the risk of being rude, this is for cleaning supplies. I've had everything from hunting licenses to $100 bills put in there. That's just wrong! Now I'm usually stored in a gun safe with other guns, when years ago I was in a rack of hundreds more like myself. I don't have any ammo near me except when we go to the range. It's to keep kids safe. I got a better idea – teach kids gun safety instead of locking everything up and pop their little hands when they mess with me. I was on the drill team about 45 years ago, taught Discipline 101. Good stuff. Dress blues, tennis shoes, and a light coat of oil. I was here before most of you were even born and if this Louisiana humidity doesn't get the best of me, I'll be here when your grandchildren have children. And I can still do the job.” Sonny Harrington is a Hunter Safety Instructor. He is also an NRA (National Rifle Association) Rifle & Pistol Instructor and has hunted from Alaska to Mexico.
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RECIPES
by Stacy Thornton I love the refreshing weather of spring, flowers and trees all in bloom. The fun starts with April Fool’s day on the 1st and usually I can pull something over on my husband. Easter is celebrated this month and the food that goes along with this great celebration is some of the best there is to share, along with family recipes and traditions. Enjoy this nice weather because we all know summertime will be here before we know it. Happy Spring!
Bourbon Glazed Ham 1 (10-pound) smoked fully cooked ham 3/4 cup bourbon or apple juice, divided
2 cups dark brown sugar 1 tablespoon dry mustard
Wrap ham in aluminum foil, and place in a lightly greased 13x9 pan. Bake at 325° for 2 hours. Remove from oven and increase heat to 450°. Unwrap; discard foil. Remove skin and excess fat, score ham in a diamond pattern. Stir together 1/4 cup bourbon, sugar, and mustard in a small bowl; set aside. Brush ham with remaining 1/2 cup bourbon. Pat sugar mixture evenly over ham; bake 15-20 minutes or until sugar has melted and formed a glaze.
Texas Sheet Cake This recipe is my mother-in-laws tried and true family favorite. You can't go wrong here. Delicious! 1 cup water 1 tsp soda 2 sticks butter 2 cups flour 4 tbsp cocoa 2 cups sugar 2 eggs 1 tsp salt ½ pint sour cream 1 tsp vanilla Combine first three ingredients and bring to a boil for 2 minutes. Add remaining ingredients and mix well. Pour into greased and floured cookie sheet. Bake at 325 degrees for 25 minutes. Cool cake and frost. Icing: 1 stick butter 6 tbsp cocoa 1 box confectioner’s sugar
7 tbsp milk 1 cup chopped nuts vanilla
Combine butter, milk, and cocoa; bring to boil for 1 minute. Add nuts and pour over powdered sugar and vanilla. Beat on low until well blended. Spread over cake and serve.
Granny's Garden Club Treats My grandmother loved this recipe. I love these as well.
Spinach, Bacon, and Potato Salad 2 lemons, zested and juiced 6 cups red potatoes cut into 1 inch cubes 1 bag of baby spinach salad (7 oz) 1/2 tsp salt
6 boiled eggs, quartered 8 oz bacon 1/4 cup olive oil 1/2 tsp pepper
Place potatoes in a large pot and cover with water. Bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce heat to medium and simmer for 20 minutes or until potatoes are fork tender. Drain and set aside. In a large skillet fry bacon until crispy. Remove from skillet and reserve 2 tablespoons of bacon grease. Let bacon cook and crumble. Heat reserved grease over medium heat. Toss in potatoes and cook until lightly browned. Remove from pan. Add lemon zest and juice to pan. Scrap bottom of pan to release brown bits. Add olive oil, salt and pepper stirring to combine. Place spinach in a large bowl with potatoes, crumbled bacon, and eggs. Pour hot oil mixture over spinach, tossing to combine. Serve immediately.
1 cup granulated sugar 12 oz peanut butter (crunchy or smooth)
1 cup corn syrup 4 cups cornflakes
Combine sugar and corn syrup in a large saucepan and heat until sugar is completely dissolved. Stir in peanut butter and cornflakes. Drop by spoonfuls onto wax paper. Let cool completely.
Hard Boiled Eggs 12 eggs
water
1/2 tsp of salt
Place eggs in pan and cover with cold water. Add salt and bring to a rolling boil. Remove from heat. Cover and let stand 15 minutes. Peel under running cold water or dye for Easter.
Chimp Haven! By Su Stella
Love, creativity and kindness are not unique to just humans, whereas compassion and the ability to help is very human. Chimp Haven in Keithville, Louisiana is a wonderful retirement home for about 130 chimps that had been used in medical experiments or kept locked up and as illegal pets. These animals have literally given their health to help the human race. Some animals are taken from their families and locked in concrete cages, then injected with HIV or hepatitis and experimentally operated on. When they are no longer useful, they have no home. Other animals come from the entertainment industry or are even pets. Henry was found in filthy garage in Texas. This poor soul has a sad history. He was
passed from owner to owner and often beaten with chains, not fed or cared for, only to be left for 15 years in isolation. After being found, it took months of care to get him well enough to transport to Louisiana. In 2003, the people of Caddo Parish donated 200 beautiful acres to build a home for these abused chimps and medical heroes. With the generous financial help from game show host Bob Barker, construction of several facilities began on the property. Chimps love activity, both physical and creative. They love to play with kid’s toys, paint, and even walk around with a book under their arm. Chimps love gifts and special food treats. There is a wish list on their website of items to purchase for them. If you aren’t sure, gift cards are always appreciated! On Earth day, April 21, Chimp Haven
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will open its doors to the public in an effort to raise funds and educate the public. The day will be filled with wonderful experiences. Lovely Flora is a new mom so you can share the joy of her new baby. There will be vendors, artists and activities all day so be sure to wear very comfortable shoes and bring spending money and maybe something for the furry residents. I will be there as well, selling my Louisiana inspired art, soap, and glass jewelry. If you mention LA ROAD TRIPS, I’ll give you a special gift! If you cannot make it to Chimp Haven in April, be sure to check the schedule for other days you can visit the facilities. Take some time and visit www.ChimpHaven.org to educate yourself, donate money, meet some of the chimps, and keep informed about all that is happening in this wonderful sanctuary.
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ALL THINGS SOUTHERN
By Shellie Tomlinson
Bloodsuckers! I hope you’re ready! The calendar may say April but the bloodsuckers are already staking out their territory! No, I'm not talking 'bout politicians. I do that occasionally and it always makes the email box loads of fun but I'm good on politicians for now. Today I'm talking mosquitoes and the marvels of science. By marvels I mean, what were they thinking?
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Scientists have recently developed a genetically engineered mosquito designed to help fight malaria. The ladies can feed on infected blood without picking up the disease. Speaking of, isn't it interesting that only the female mosquitoes bite? They say this area is still not fully understood. I suspect it's because male mosquitoes refuse to discuss their feelings. But, I digress. Scientists claim these wonder females will mate with Average Joe males and pass this disease preventing trait to their offspring. Terrific! Had the article ended there, I'd be high-fiving with the good researchers, but there's more. Apparently, the scientists decided to make the girls' eyes glow red so they'd be more identifiable in the dark! Wait -- they also introduced a gene in the males that makes their, um, parts glow in the dark! They hope to introduce these mutants into the wild population to begin controlling infectious diseases. I could possibly be speaking for the
entire southern region of the states when I say, "thank you, but no thank you." Not only do we get to hear that bloodsucking mosquito dive-bombing us in the night, but now she even looks evil and, what's worse, her sweet thang's over there lit up like the Fourth of July waitin’ to make more devil babies. Alfred Hitchcock couldn't dream this stuff up. I'd like to suggest rethinking that eye color, perhaps a nice blue. And since you're introducing behavioral genes could you nudge her towards a vegetarian lifestyle like her other half? Oh, and have her drop that irritable humming for a nice bluegrass, country or gospel tune, would you, maybe, “I’ve Got You Under My Skin? Ah, the marvels of modern science. Now that I’m getting the hang of this, maybe we should take another look at those politicians... ~Hugs, Shellie
Trails & Trellises Garden Tour & Plant Sale The Piney Hills Louisiana Master Gardeners will host their annual garden tour, Trails & Trellises, on April 14, 2012 with gardens in Minden, Doyline, and Haughton from 9am until 4pm. The home of Ruby and Bob Gorman, located in Minden, has been reworked from top to bottom making it ideal for relaxing. With that in mind, be sure to stop at the hospitality table hosted by the Master Gardeners and enjoy a nibble and refreshing drink. Longtime Minden residents Jerri and Benny DePringre have created a lush landscape ideal for entertaining. Plant selections and distinct entertainment areas exude a southern charm that makes you want to sit for a while. Master Gardeners Genie and Joe Burkhalter’s love of gardening and family is reflected in their delightful Haughton landscape where Joe’s great grandmother’s antique wash pot overflows with blooms and dogwoods, daffodils and spider lilies are pass-along’s from Genie’s father. A beautiful white farm house nestled under century old trees is home to Master Gardener Betty Lou Young and husband Nelson in Doyline. A classic southern garden, beds are filled with favorites like native iris, daylilies, foxglove, and
confederate jasmine. Make sure you visit the Master Gardener Plant Sale at this location! Enjoy the rustic garden landscaping of the Moess Center for the Arts & City Farm as you peruse vendor tents, then enjoy a Living Wreath demonstration presented by Master Gardener Melba Love.
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have free lunches for ticket holders the day of the tour. Tickets can also be purchased at any garden on April 14th for $12. Plan to visit them all as the Master Gardeners of the Piney Hills share the joy of gardening, and don’t forget your sunhat!
Calendar of Events
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Old Algiers River Fest New Orleans – 504-528-4341 Cypress Sawmill Festival Patterson – 800-256-2931 Family Fun Festival LaRose – 985-693-7355 Kite Festival Port Allen – 800-654-9701
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Laotian New Year Celebration New Iberia – 888-942-3742 Creole Festival Jeanerette – 337-276-4587
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Dogwood Festival Pollock – 318-765-3796 Freret Street Festival New Orleans – 504-899-5900
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Jazz in the Vines Bush – 985-892-9742
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LA Railroad Days Festival DeQuincy – 337-786-8241
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French Quarter Festival New Orleans – 504-522-5730 Great LA Bird Fest Mandeville – 985-626-1238
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Boggy Bayou Festival Pine Prairie – 337-599-2031
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Battle of Pleasant Hill Pleasant Hill – 318-796-2777
Migratory Bird Celebration Grand Isle – 985-787-2229
Bayou Teche Bear Fest Franklin – 225-763-5425
April 21-22
Angola Spring Rodeo Angola – 225-655-2030
Cajun Hot Sauce Festival New Iberia – 337-365-7539
Antique Street Fair Slidell – 985-641-6316
Spring Food Festival Lockport – 985-532-3117
Les Bon Vieux Temps Sur La Chenal Lakeland – 225-627-5124
Strawberry Festival Pontchatoula – 800-542-7520
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Choctaw – Apache Tribe Pow Wow Ebarb – 318-645-2588
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LA Forest Festival Winnfield – 318-628-5928
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Springfest Denham Springs – 225-665-4666
Battle of Jackson Crossroads Jackson – 225-634-7155
Saint Joan of Arc Spring Festival LaPlace – 985- 652-9100
Cajun Woodstock for St. Jude’s Church Point – 337-280-8710
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April 27-29
Niblett’s Bluff Spring Festival Niblett’s Bluff – 337-589-7117
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Etouffee Festival Arnaudville – 337-754-5912
Potpourri Festival Westwego – 504-341-9505
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New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival 504-410-4100
Central LA Bluegrass Festival Downtown Olla
Family Fun & Food Festival Westlake – 337-439-6585
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Crawfish Etouffee Cook-Off Ville Platte – 337-363-8687
Dewey Balfa Cajun & Creole Week Ville Platte – 337-234-8360
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Festival International Lafayette – 337-232-8086
Blessing of the Fleet & Chauvin Folk Art Festival Chauvin – 985-594-5859
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Blues Week Baton Rouge – 225-383-0968
April 25-29
Allons Manger Food Festival Belle Rose – 225-473-8569
April 20-22
Earth Day Celebration Baton Rouge – 800-527-6843
April 22-29
Spring Garden Show New Orleans – 504-483-9386
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Blessing of the Fleet Dulac – 985-563-2325
Catfish Festival Winnsboro – 318-435-7607
April 15
Corney Creek Festival Bernice – 318-285-9071
April 22
Cracklin’ Cookoff Cutoff – 985-632-7616
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Cajun Fest Marrero – 504-250-5347 Italian Festival Tickfaw – 800-542-7520
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Festival de la Prairie Prairieville – 225-673-8307
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The Refuge
By Robert Lemoine I wanted to share an inspirational story of hope and love. It’s also a story of obedience. It’s the story of The Refuge. My family and I have the privilege of going to church with a guy who is changing the world one soul at a time through God’s intervention. Having spent a great deal of his life in the bondage of drug addiction, Phillip Reeves has been reborn in Christ and accepted the mission He laid out. People say that God works in mysterious ways and Phillip is definitely proof of that. Through The Refuge, he is able to use the life lessons learned to free others from the same chains that once held him down. While his mission was still in the planning stages, God sent a man in need of help. Realizing that human plans have no bearing on God’s plans, he humbled himself into stepping out completely on faith and started The Refuge without a backup plan. Without a guaranteed source of income, he led his wife and growing family into the unknown. The Refuge has grown since it first opened, which is why I feel led to write this article. You see, The Refuge is funded by faith and love and could use some extra financial support as it approaches its next phase of growth. The building that houses the men seeking to end their addiction has almost reached full capacity and Phillip is in need of a new bunk house to meet the growth. New applicants are steadily seeking help and he can’t turn them away.
You’re probably wondering just what it is that they do, so here is a little quip from their brochure. “The Refuge is based on the fact that nothing can radically rescue a person from the destroyed life of addiction other than Jesus Christ. It is a place of healing and deliverance for men who struggle with alcohol and drug addiction. This is a place for those who truly want to experience a life change through structured discipline and study of God and His Word. Our mission is to establish patterns that lead to permanent behavioral change through discipleship, worship, service, prayer, fellowship, and outreach. We know that lives are transformed by the supernatural love and salvation power of Jesus Christ, the Son of the One True God. Bible reading, study, and times of intense worship and prayer are the foundational elements and are based on studies used by other national addiction recovery programs. These studies cover discipleship, basic Christian living, and character development. Students will also have the option of pursuing their GED if needed. This is a year long residential program to men bound by drug and alcohol, designed to lead them to know The Almighty as their Savior and Refuge, so that they may enter into a redeemed life as a new Creation under the blood of Jesus Christ. The Refuge is supported through the generosity of churches and individuals who desire to see lives changed. This ministry is operated in cooperation with the Church at Pisgah, Pisgah Baptist Church in Bernice, Louisiana.” In the relatively short time of operation, the program has grown beyond expectation. We have witnessed some of these men who were once bound by addiction and despair, surrender their all and accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior. I thank God Almighty for men such as Phillip who do not hesitate when called to duty. This program is proof that all things are possible through Christ and that obedience is rewarded.
Please say a prayer for Phillip, the program, and the men seeking recovery, being mindful that those who enter the program freely give up a year of their lives to be submersed in The Word leaving behind family, friends, and old habits. By making this commitment, they are showing a willingness to change their lives and inspiring others to follow. Although the program is free to participants, they still need food, clothing, toiletries, and other supplies. If you would like to learn more about The Refuge or help in any way, contact Phillip at www.facebook.com/refuge.up, through their website at www.refugeup.com, by phone at (318) 285-7247, or at THE REFUGE, Pisgah Baptist Church, PO Box 765, Bernice, LA 71222. “He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him I will trust.” Psalm 91:1-2 KJV Remember, the fastest way up is to kneel down. May God bless you and keep you safe in all that you do in His name. A lifelong resident of Union Parish, Robert Lemoine is a Christian small business owner. He and his wife, Summer, oversee www.foreverandalwaysonline.com and also sell Christian merchandise at flea markets and fesitvals in north Louisiana and surrounding states. Robert's writings are most inspirational, Christian, and patriotic with occasional reflections on lessons learned. He can be reached at writing@foreverandalwaysonline.com.
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Forget the calendar, the Ponchatoula Strawberry Festival is my true gauge for Spring! I buy plenty to fill the freezer and eat them every chance I get. Janie P., Metairie
As a history lover, I anxiously await each new issue of LRT so I can read the articles by Lora Peppers, Terry Jones, and Lee Estes, my favorites. I learn so much good information here. Please keep publishing these and more. Thanks for a great read! Scott I., Alexandria I sure am enjoying the Spikey stories [by Deb Burst]. He reminds me of the golden retriever I had when I was growing up. Since then, I decided I may have better luck with a dog as a companion than I have had with men so I just got a new puppy. Wish me luck. Barbara P., via email EDITOR’S NOTE: Good luck!!
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And Then You Go and Say Something Stupid
By Steve Cook
When I was a kid, my mother once told me that I acted as if everyone else had been put on this planet to entertain me. I told her that it wasn’t an act. I may have felt that way at one time, but not anymore. Today, I’m convinced that everyone else is here to irritate me. And, let me tell you, they (not you, of course) are doing a bang-up job. Sometimes my skin crawls at the things people say; you know, those things that have
the same impact as fingernails scraping slowly across the chalkboard. Here are the top five things I frequently hear people say that drive me crazy. 5. There’s no such thing as a stupid question. That may be true, I guess. Maybe there are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions. 4. I don’t know why this next one bugs me, but it does. I’m talking to a businessman on the phone and I ask him to give me a phone number or an address or some piece of information. He says, “Okay. Do you have a pen?” What business is that of his? Maybe I do. Maybe I have a crayon. You just give me the number and I’ll take responsibility for the rest. 3. This next one is more of a sound than a statement. It’s the chch-ch-ch-ch people use when they want you to know they’re thinking. For instance, I ask someone a question and he says something like, “Hmm, let me think. Ch-chch-ch-ch.” It’s kind of like he
has to provide the sound effects of a brain thinking so I’ll know he hasn’t passed out. 2. Are you in a bad mood? This question really steams me. Why would anyone in their right mind ever ask that question? Of course I’m in a bad mood, now that you’ve asked such a stupid question. And the number one thing that really, really irritates me: You’ll never guess… Here’s a heads up. I’m not going to try. I have a family member who’ll frequently want to play this fascinating game. She’ll say, “Guess who I saw in the store today.” Since we know about 5,000 of the same people, it’s not an easy guess. “Hmmm, let me think,” I’ll reply as if I’m interested. Then I’ll “ch-ch-ch until she gets bored and goes home. Steve Cook is a freelance writer and editor, from Richmond, Virginia. He also writes a daily humor column which appears online at www.RichmondNavigator.com. Previously, he was the morning DJ for a country music radio station but says he was fired due to his inability to remember the name of the father of Hank Williams, Jr.
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New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival Decades of Festing Fever By Deborah Burst
Fest Fans come far and wide feeding on a mind-altering love affair seduced by an orgy of food and music. Waves of sunglass faces sipping suds raising their beer cans to the musical gods swaying to the beat of the Neville Brothers or the cries of the Gospel Tent. My Fest journey began in 1975, from halter tops to maternity tops, three decades of raucous partying with boyfriends, husband, children, and now solo jaunts. A blur of roadside parties and Port-a-Potty adventures keep company with day-long debauchery and second-lining in shin-deep flood waters. Walking through the front gates still brings a full-body rush as sweating garlic swirls above the food tents and music plays tag across the stages. In the 70s brevity was the norm: halters, bathing suit tops and JC sandals. Sun worshippers basted their skin with the sweet smell of coconut oil in the days before SPF terror alerts. For less than $20 you blew the day away listening to Professor Longhair, singing “Blueberry Hill” with Fats Domino, and carting an ice chest packed with food and libations. In 2002 my college-age daughter joined us in a gathering of friends and family as we parked our blankets and chairs in front of the Lenny Kravitz stage. Soon, waves of people flooded our shrinking piece of real estate so we gathered caps, sneakers, and book bags and sculptured a sleeping gnome. Fearful of trampling the booze-snoozer, the crowds parted around us. We ended the day standing on camp chairs with arms in the air singing “Love Rules” with Lenny. As the decade marched on duty called with interviews and photos. My first solo year forecasted rain, serious rain! I pack my poncho, water shoes and camera gear, and
within hours the heavens explode. Scores of soggy people hover over their crab cakes and bowls of jambalaya seeking shelter inside the Jazz, Blues and Gospel tents. Inside, the tents are rocking with bright lights shimmering on a rising pool of water. Some soak their feet jiving to the beat while others splash dance and second line to the horn blowing troubadours. An occasional flip-flop floats by--collateral damage in a rain-drenched day. Besides world class music the Jazz Festival showcases the cultural melting pot of New Orleans cuisine: Italian muffuletta, Cuban
pressed sandwich, Creole hot sausage po-boy, Cajun jambalaya, Asian spring rolls, and more in seventy food booths. Every year my first stop is a helping of cheese-filled crawfish bread with a large rosemint tea, and walking out I grab a juicy Cochon de lait po-boy. And the beat goes on bringing together the music greats from yesteryear while still engaging today’s icons, young and old, people near and far, embracing immortal sounds moved by distant memories. SOCIAL MEDIA IS THE ANSWER Every turn brings another Build Your Brand -- Grow Your Customer Base story, •Constant Contact ads, newsletters and event invites another service Facebook and Twitter business account facilitation •Full Email contacts, Facebook friends, and Twitter followers •Expand piece of •Detailed Monthly report on social media footprint history, and As you run your company, Deb Burst will market your product and service. another Social media can reach millions. Start your year with a new direction. Contact Deb Burst at debswriting@hotmail.com for more details. entry in my Jazz Fest
diary. 2012 program and ticket info – This year the Jazz Fest runs for two weekends from Friday, April 27 through Sunday, April 29, then back on track Thursday, May 3 through Sunday, May 6. The fest packs a punch with classic rock legends, 80s idols, country rock icons, jazz greats, and everything in between. Headliners include the Eagles, Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Foo Fighters, Beach Boys 50th Anniversary Reunion, Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue, Al Green, Bonnie Raitt, Tab Benoit, Jeremy Davenport, Dr. John & the Lower 911, Pete Fountain, and many more. Visit www.nojazzfest.com for a complete schedule, to buy tickets, and a map of local music venues outside the festival. Advance discount tickets or special packages are available in addition to regular price at the gate.
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High BP in Cats As a general rule, blood pressure should not exceed about 160/100 mm Hg in dogs and cats. The first number is the systolic blood pressure, or the pressure when the heart contracts. The second reading is the diastolic blood pressure, which is lower because it is the pressure when the heart relaxes between contractions. Blood pressure is measured in millimeters of mercury (mm Hg). When blood pressure is too high, bleeding may occur and can damage eyes, kidneys, heart, and brain. The most common sign of high blood pressure is sudden or gradual blindness. Other signs include dilated pupils, disorientation, and, less commonly, seizures. In dogs and cats, high blood pressure is typically caused by another disease or condition. Your veterinarian may recommend a blood pressure test if your pet shows signs or has been diagnosed with a disease associated with high blood pressure. With the most common technique, a blood pressure cuff is placed around one of the pet’s limbs or the base of the tail. However, the most accurate blood pressure measurement is accomplished by placing a catheter directly into an artery. This is more painful and typically only done for patients that are critically ill and/or under general anesthesia. Occasionally, additional medications are required to help reduce blood pressure. If your pet has been diagnosed with high blood pressure, a test should be done every few months to make sure the condition is properly controlled. Louisiana Road Trips
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MY FAVORITE FISHING HOLE
By Pro Angler, Joe Joslin
Toledo is back, Toledo is on!! I could hardly wait to get to my computer to write this column because there is so much good news to talk about. Having just spent the last five days on the water and many more this past month, one thing is sure...TOLEDO IS BACK! At press time, the lake level is 169 feet, over a 9 foot rise since late 2011 and just in time for spring. We should have a great spawn this year as it started very early on my favorite fishing hole. Currently, early April, there are still a few bass on the beds on south Toledo; however, not as many as usual for early April since the spawn started early down south as well. For the first time in my 40 years of fishing Toledo, we had numerous bass on the beds in the last weeks of February. The fast-rising water levels put an extra 2-3 feet over some bass beds which has made locating them a little more difficult for sight fishing but the late spawners are bedding in the edge of very shallow dead grass of the new shoreline, making them very vulnerable. I don’t sight fish for bedding bass even though it’s legal. For my personal views on the controversial subject, go to www.joejoslinoutdoors.com and click on News & Views to read the article entitled Not By Sight. To me, it shows a lack of respect for the awesome largemouth bass to throw a bait countless times into her bedding area where she is doing what Mother Nature wired her to do – reproduce. Meanwhile... Toledo is hopping! As far as I know,
every boat launch on the lake, located just north of over 100 of them, are open and Evans, also on operating. That is a far cry from Highway 111. Both November 1, 2011 when only 7 report a great increase were open and most of those in sales of gas and rods were "launch at your own risk" and reels as well as mode. In mid-March the TOBI lures/baits. Since sales (Texas Oilman's Bass are up so is the Invitational) tournament with selection of baits/tackle headquarters at Cypress Bend as these business Resort brought several hundred owners feel they can anglers to the area and really invest in inventory, gave the local businesses a boost. hoping it will move off Also, with beautiful weather the shelves faster. This they caught a lot of bass and had is all a win/win for an outstanding event. Some of everyone and we are these anglers commented South Louisiana angler, Ryan LeJeune, thankful. on a very impressive Fishing scene with a big Toledo bass caught in Mill Creek on a Carolina Rig. demo ride they had at thumbs up! Actually, TOBI with Skeeter's new the bass were not 20 and 21 FX High Performance bass bothered by the low water as we had the best boat rigged with the new Yamaha SHO 4fall/winter ever with some heavy-weights up stroke. Skeeter's FX Series is one subject I can to 10 lbs 13 ozs caught in mid-December. The attest to since I am looking forward to great fishing continues with an early spring ordering my fourth FX in a few months. Yes, and lots of rain which has moved a lot of the I am prejudice but I have never been in any bass into shallow shoreline grass as well as bass rig that surpasses the FX. Several other the submerged grassline in 6 to 14'. Check out tournaments also returned to The Bend in our full fishing report in another portion of March such as the Cowboy Division of Bass Lake Caster listed in South Toledo Fishing Fishing League (BFL) which was fished out Report. Thanks to so many of you who read of San Miguel Park. our columns and fish with us. Without you Boats & Tackle – Anglers seem to be guys I would not have such an awesome job. more up-beat about fishing and all aspects of Thank you, God. the sport as boat sales are up at area boat Joe Joslin is a syndicated outdoor columnist, dealers. Also, tackle and baits sales are up at tournament angler and pro guide on Toledo and the two local tackle stores that I frequent on Sam Rayburn. Contact him at 337-463-3848, south Toledo. These businesses are Tidbits joejoslinoutdoors@yahoo.com, or and Tackle, located near the dam at the 3www.joejoslinoutdoors.com. Way stop on Highway 111, and Jeane Tackle
We should have a great spawn this year.
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TRAVEL ADVENTURE
By Dianne Newcomer
Worldly Lessons Every spring when I get out my Easter decorations, my beautiful painted egg from Russia being my favorite. In Russian, Easter is called Pashka and is single most important day of the Christian Orthodox calendar. Because they believe Christ’s suffering actually began in the Garden before his death, Pashka celebration starts on Saturday night in Russia and continues into the wee hours of Sunday morning, which means their liturgy service will last for hours. If you’ve ever had the opportunity to travel to Moscow and visit the Cathedral of Christ the Savior – the main church of Russia – you’ll quickly notice there are no pews. In Russia, the faithful will be standing for hours! Yet this practice of prolonged standing may be rather insignificant to many Russians who still observe the 40 days of fasting prior to Pashka. The Great Lenten fast leading up to these High Holy Days of Easter means no meat, meat products, milk, eggs, alcohol or oil can be consumed. Even the Russian government supports the church in their efforts. For example, they strongly suggest that restaurants in Moscow promote “fasting” dishes, meaning no meat or animal products should be served. The Kremlin kitchens have also been instructed to serve only Easter breads and pancake dinners. It came to pass over the years that the Thursday before the Holy weekend is traditionally egg painting day. Even today, some Russians still cling to the old method of boiling onion peels and scraps of silk together with the eggs to create color, but gone are the days when only red, symbolizing
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the blood of Christ, was the only egg choice. As the egg-painting-Thursday-custom grew in popularity, Easter eggs became not only multi colored but much more intricate in design. Eggs soon became treasured gifts to share with family and friends. Holy Saturday is a strict day of fasting where no food may be eaten at all, Russian families spend their day preparing for the Easter feast, which is enjoyed after the midnight mass. The custom is to fill Easter baskets with meats, cheese, and, of course, all those beautiful eggs, and head for the church. Worshipers stand in a totally dark church, which represents the darkness Christ felt before the Cross. As midnight approaches, candles are lit, and at the stroke of midnight church bells ring out to announce the resurrection of Christ and the liturgy service begins. According to my Russian guide, a typical mass ends around 3am and the feasting begins. After the feast, eggs, whether just plain and hard-boiled or beautifully decorated, will be distributed to friends and relatives. As I understand it, in Russian Orthodox Christianity, the religious significance of the egg is that it symbolizes how Christ broke from the confinement of death and gave new life with His resurrection. Yet, as the years passed, the Pashka( Easter) egg tradition began to change. Instead of hard boiled eggs being exchanged as gifts, wooden or ceramic eggs were used to save the integrity of the gift. Suddenly, the Russians had given the world a new canvas. Eggs were no longer just a treasured gift of the Easter season; they had become an amazing art form! In 1885, when Tsar Alexander III wanted a very special twentieth wedding anniversary gift for his wife Empress Maria, he commissioned a talented artisan named Gustav Faberge from St. Petersburg to create a Pashka egg extraordinaire. Fabere’s gold encrusted Easter egg so impressed the Tsar that, for 54
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subsequent years, The House of Faberge made the King’s family some very special eggs, earning them the distinction of being known as the King’s jewelers. Historical records show that first Easter egg created by Faberge cost the Imperial Family about four thousand dollars. The most expensive Easter egg the Royal Family ever commissioned from them was the Winter Egg of 1913 at a cost of $12,500. At a Christie’s Auction in 2002, this egg sold for $9.58 million dollars! Our world is filled with so many wonderful stories. I learned this one during my visit to the Hermitage Museum in St. Petersburg, Russia, several years ago and every Easter, I am reminded about the exciting adventure I had in this strange, vibrant and historical land. Just getting out my little painted egg makes my heart beat faster than the Kremlin bells. Spring is here, and the Pashka season means it’s time for new beginnings. Maybe it’s time for you to get out there and make some wonderful memories, too. Call me at MONROE TRAVEL SERVICE – 1908 Glenmar, right next door to the Muffin Tin – and let's talk soon. I am a firm believer that it is never too late to learn what a great teacher our world can be!
Westlake Family Fun & Food Festival St. John Bosco Catholic Community will be hosting the Westlake Family Fun & Food Festival on April 20-22, 2012. This local event was first held in 1968 and was known as the St. John Bosco Bazaar before becoming a festival almost two decades ago. Planned as a very family and community orientated with lots of entertainment for children such as train and pony rides, jumps, games, and a petting zoo, adults will enjoy the festival as well with live music, crafts, plenty of food, a pageant, auctions, and raffles. With Louisiana Bi-Centennial as this year’s theme, expect a big celebration and lots of fun! No worries about the weather as they are under a huge tent. Come out for delicious Louisiana food (no alcohol) and share good times with family and friends. For more information, contact Deacon Fred Reed at 337-439-6585 or see their ad in this issue.
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Sci-Port Presents BODIES REVEALED Exhibition If you’ve ever wondered just what is inside your body, all your questions and more are addressed at the remarkable BODIES REVEALED Exhibition at Sci-Port: Louisiana’s Science Center in Shreveport. Through the intricate process of polymer preservation, where polymers are injected into full body specimens that have been donated to science, you’re able to see organs and the body systems intact and separately. The skeletal and muscular systems are impressive enough to view but the reproductive, respiratory, and circulatory systems will simply amaze you with their complexity and magnitude. One recent viewer states it best: “I’ve seen photos in various forms and locations over the years but this remarkable Exhibition was even more filled with impact in person, standing there, one body gazing into another.” The Exhibition includes a dozen full body specimens and approximately 200 partial specimens and organs that have been permanently preserved using polymers (liquid silicone rubber). This technique takes up to several years to complete and exemplifies down to the cellular level of nerves and blood vessels. The carefully dissected bodies on display, which were at one time vibrant living individuals and not models, exhibit the affects of everyday life as well as the abuse and disease that affects our bodies throughout the years. The bodies on display are of people who have basically died from natural cause, donated their body to science, and were preserved in China where some of the world’s best dissectors and the top practitioners in the field of plastification are located. The BODIES REVEALED Exhibition will run through May 21, 2012. Sci-Port: Louisiana’s Science Center is located on the Shreveport, Louisiana riverfront. Call (318) 424-3466 or (877) 724-7688 or visit www.sciport.org/BODIESREVEALED for more information.
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