Entrance: A puff of black smoke. Out of the darkness, Ursula slides into center stage, surrounded by majestic eels and the bittersweet harmonies of dehydrated soul minions. She winks, flaunts her beauty spot, hips swinging as she slithers away. Talent: Curiously accurate Morgan Freeman, Paris Hilton and John Lennon impersonations… Swimsuit: Black bustier: accentuates the waist and pronounces the boobs. Ocean lingerie for the model of any size! Quote: “One as…sensuous…as me is always getting begged for love advice. My only answer? [deep laugh] Don’t forget the importance of body language.”
Swimsuit: A blue fame fantasy.
Entrance: Fire surrounds the stage as Hades ascends from the underworld, carried by the dead on a litter made of phalanges. Those closest to the stage fondly notice wrinkles and a grey hair the next day.
Talent: Culinary specialties as enjoyed by the Royal Vizier of Agrabah.
Entrance: “It’s a snake, it’s a Sultan, its JAFAR!!!” announces a hyperactive parrot. Judges are not amused.
Swimsuit: Gilded, bejeweled speedo. The sultan’s hat is clearly compensating.
Entrance: Cruella De Vil hurtles toward the stage in an antique car going 94 mph, cigarette holder dangling causally between two fingers as she swerves to a stop. Coat flung over her shoulder, De Vil walks seductively away. Talent: Blowing smoke-shapes. Specialties include apples, snowflakes, and a twerking Miley Cyrus.
Question: “On my off time I enjoy long walks on the beach, long island iced teas, the movie Tangled, and the company of a devilish maiden.”
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Talent: King of the underwold? More like king of stand-up. Move over Louie C.K. Two thumbs, way up.
Swimsuit: Alligator hide/rabbit fur reversible one-piece. Quote: “A man of my countenance cannot simply wear a beard and expect to marry a princess. The effectiveness of a little shaving magic cannot be overlooked.”
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Question: “Daahling, the only thing you need to make it big is a fur coat and a vision. And a good publicist. Of course, my advice would be to avoid Disney.”
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Misty
Marcel
Sabrina the teenage witch
Lydia
Jackson
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Entrance: A puff of black smoke. Out of the darkness, Ursula slides into center stage, surrounded by majestic eels and the bittersweet harmonies of dehydrated soul minions. She winks, flaunts her beauty spot, hips swinging as she slithers away.
Talent: Curiously accurate Morgan Freeman, Paris Hilton and John Lennon impersonations…
Swimsuit: Black bustier: accentuates the waist and pronounces the boobs. Ocean lingerie for the model of any size!
Quote: “One as…sensuous…as me is always getting begged for love advice. My only answer? [deep laugh] Don’t forget the importance of body language.”
Talent: Culinary specialties as enjoyed by the Royal Vizier of Agrabah.
Swimsuit: A blue fame fantasy.
Entrance: Fire surrounds the stage as Hades ascends from the underworld, carried by the dead on a litter made of phalanges. Those closest to the stage fondly notice wrinkles and a grey hair the next day.
Swimsuit: Gilded, bejeweled speedo. The sultan’s hat is clearly compensating.
Entrance: “It’s a snake, it’s a Sultan, its JAFAR!!!” announces a hyperactive parrot. Judges are not amused. Talent: Blowing smoke-shapes. Specialties include apples, snowflakes, and a twerking Miley Cyrus.
Question: “On my off time I enjoy long walks on the beach, long island iced teas, the movie Tangled, and the company of a devilish maiden.”
Entrance: Cruella De Vil hurtles toward the stage in an antique car going 94 mph, cigarette holder dangling causally between two fingers as she swerves to a stop. Coat flung over her shoulder, De Vil walks seductively away.
Swimsuit: Alligator hide/rabbit fur reversible one-piece.
Quote: “A man of my countenance cannot simply wear a beard and expect to marry a princess. The effectiveness of a little shaving magic cannot be overlooked.”
Talent: King of the underwold? More like king of stand-up. Move over Louie C.K. Two thumbs, way up.
Question: “Daahling, the only thing you need to make it big is a fur coat and a vision. And a good publicist. Of course, my advice would be to avoid Disney.”
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Talent: Curiously accurate Morgan Freeman, Paris Hilton and John Len
Swimsuit: Black bustier: accentuates the waist and pronounces the bo
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Sabrina the teenage witch
Jackson Lydia
Bjork
Claire
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