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TUNDRA

by CHAD CARPENTER

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IMAGINE THAT

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THE DOOZIES

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FILM @ ELEVEN

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POCKET LINT

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“Y G Y E F X Z Y N W K K X Q Y U N M Z D MZ AXQQXZ XZAY UNYF K U W E U U W H P M Z D.” ZMAP NXEQRUN Solve by letter substitution. Each letter consistently represents another. Clue: P is K Solution in this issue “Everyone has something in common once they start talking.” Nick Hormuth

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ZMAP NXEQRUN

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CREEK

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HOLLYWEIRD

INKY 7+

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FORTUNE ST.

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5+ 16 +

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DOGS OF C-KENNEL

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PICKLES

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DUIS AUTE IRURE DOLOR IN REPREHEN- Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariaDERIT IN VOLUPTATE VELIT ESSE. tur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”

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CROSSWORD

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DOWN 1. A female domestic 2. Sea eagle 3. Religious offshoot 4. Dwarf buffalo 5. Sir, in India 6. Mistake 7. A woman chaperon 8. Kitchen set 9. Savvy about 10. Nonsense 11. More or less 12. Andean animal 13. Award 18. L24. A large vase 25. Risk 26. What we sleep on 27. Modify 28. Donate 29. Mental representation

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SPEED BUMP

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THE DEEP END

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