GOT
RECYCLEMANIA
VALENTINE’S
DAY?
ENCOURAGING STUDENTS TO
ROUGH ROAD AGAIN
NEWS | PAGE 3
WOMEN’S BASKETBALL CAN’T COMPLETE COMEBACK
RECYCLE
OPINIONS | PAGE 4
SPORTS | PAGE 10
THE RO CKY MOUNTAIN
COLLEGIAN
Fort Collins, Colorado
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Volume 121 | No. 102
www.collegian.com
THE STUDENT VOICE OF COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY SINCE 1891
GREEN IS GOLDEN
the
STRIP CLUB
Today, for those of you who are unaware, is Valentine’s Day. The annual day where happy couples celebrate their (hopefully) undying love, and single people wallow in bitterness and despair. Given this reality, there are a couple of places you should avoid today, such as:
Places to avoid on Valentine’s Day Bars
HUNTER THOMPSON | COLLEGIAN
This is a perfect place for creepy loners to prey upon singles. Expect an intoxicated, depressed and awkward demographic to be there en masse.
Dorian Green, 22, drives to the basket during the game against San Diego State in Moby Arena Wednesday night in the first ranked matchup in Moby history. The Rams beat San Diego 66-60.
Senior guard wills Rams past No. 22 San Diego State
Stores
Athletic director Jack Graham fist bumps head coach Larry Eustachy after the Rams defeated San Diego State in a close game Wednesday night in Moby Arena. The Rams’ winning streak at Moby is now 27 games in a row.
By ANDREW SCHALLER The Rocky Mountain Collegian Key situations in tight games call for someone to step up and make a big play. On Wednesday night in Moby Arena, it was CSU's Dorian Green that made the difference in securing the Rams' twenty-seventh consecutive home victory in a 6660 win against San Diego State. At the end of the game, with the Rams trailing 60-58, Green took control of the game, hitting a deep three-pointer that gave the Rams a 61-60 lead with 1 minute 3 seconds See BBALL on Page 8
AUSTIN SIMPSON | COLLEGIAN
“Really, it is just another Thursday.” Warren McEnulty | junior business major
SINGLES WON’T PAINT TOWN RED By ALEX BEYER The Rocky Mountain Collegian
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KARIN SCHWARZ | COLLEGIAN
ove will be in the air tonight in Fort Collins. Couples young and old will ambulate around the Old Town streets, indulging in Rodizio Grill’s “Together Forever Menu” and devouring the Melting Pot’s “Romance Packages,” and maybe even trying Pinot’s Palette “Love is in the Air” special. But what about singles? “I'm pretty cynical when it comes to Valentine's Day,” said junior biomedical science major Maryanne Miko Flasik. “My plan for Valentine's Day is to avoid all the lovey-dovey
couples parading around campus. I think the idea of it is sweet: to show your partner how much you care and love them. However, I am not a fan of how commercialized it is. It's a great day to be a florist though!” The commercialized nature of Valentine’s Day has led some singles, like English major Zach Trabona, to discount the day entirely. “I plan on going about my day-to-day business and not acknowledging the holiday at all,” Trabona said. “I think it’s a pointless consumer holiday. You shouldn’t need a day to remind you to love the people See VALENTINE on Page 6
Welcome to the world of parrots Undergrad devoted to bird research By KATE SIMMONS The Rocky Mountain Collegian He’s researched birds, bees and toads, studied in Hawaii, Panama and Australia, is a finalist for a Fulbright Scholarship –– and he’s only a senior. Adam Miller started breeding birds at age 12 and has been dedicated to conservation biology ever since. His father, who sells insurance for a living, helped Miller build big outdoor bird cages in their backyard in St. Louis, Mo. “Both my parents grew up in rural settings so everyone in my family has an appreciation of wildlife at some level. My sister was a zookeeper so everyone in my family has a wildlife affinity,” Miller said.
After volunteering for an entire summer feeding baby birds at a local pet store, he got his first bird. “When I was there they had some Lorikeets come in, and I was immediately drawn to them,” Miller said. “They’re really brightly colored, and they drink nectar and eat fruit instead of seeds which is fairly uncommon in the parrot world.” After researching Lorikeets, Miller found the American Lory Society, a captive breeding organization that works to promote preservation of a group of Indonesian parrots called Lorikeets –– a species of birds that are relatively unstudied. See BIRDS on Page 6
The explosions of red, pink, hearts, candy and Hallmark love is aesthetic torture. Can too much pink cause seizures? Oh, and do you see that ravishing bouquet of flowers? Giant box of delicious chocolate? Adorable stuffed animal? Singles need not be present.
The Dorms Specifically the basement where the study rooms are located, lounge, or anywhere with comfortable seating. Those stains didn’t come from nowhere.
Restaurants
They’ll be packed with vomit-inducing couples gushing at every possible opportunity. Singles beware! The Strip Club is written by the Collegian staff.