FUNNY SHIT FOR
DARK
*SOME SENTIMENTAL SHIT, TOO WHOLESALE CATALOG 2023
TIMES
What a ride we are on!
2023 marks nine years in business for Chez Gagné and that my friends, is a wild thing to think about. What started as a greeting card company has evolved into a full fledged gift and lifestyle brand.
While cards are still the backbone of our business, our offerings have expanded dramatically, making Chez Gagné a one stop shop for your gifting needs. Need a gift for your bestie, coworker, sister, mom or kids teacher? We’ve got you.
Want a laugh with your morning coffee? Pour that baby into one of our Welcome to the Shitshow mugs. Need an afternoon tipple to deal? How about a Don’t Tell Me to Calm Down rocks glass. Evening glass of wine needed after your child asked you “WHY?” five thousand times? Time for an Off Duty wine glass. You’ve all been asking for years, and our debut into the world of cocktail napkins is finally here! These all too true paper beauties will brighten up any party or coffee table. I will personally be using the “Our Family is so Weird” for every future family gathering.
Best part of our new offerings? You’re not just finding us in your kitchen, living room and office. We’re here to perk up your bathroom, too. Our shower steamers have become a best seller and pair perfectly with our new sheet masks for a much-needed night of hilarious, high quality and clean self care.
Lastly, we couldn’t let you leave your house without sneaking into your purse. Our new Dew Me and Say No to Crack-ed hand crème will keep your hands feeling silky and hydrated. You’re welcome. Thank you for laughing with us and supporting this small business! We really couldn’t do it without you. Until the next laugh… cheers!
CHEZGAGNE.COM
WHOLESALE@CHEZGAGNE.COM @CHEZGAGNE 818-452-9900
P.S. if you’re new here you may still be wondering how to pronounce our name, and it’s said SHAY GONE-YAY. Chez is the French word for “at the home” and Gagné is my family name, which just so happens to translate to “winning.” So from our house to yours, santé!
Alex HBIC, @ Chez Gagné
CONTENTS
CHEZ GAGNÉ 2023
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PLANNERS
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ROCKS
PAINTED
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PRICING/ORDERING ...........................
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CARDS
4 JOURNALS 28
30 NOTEPADS 31 COCKTAIL NAPKINS
34 MUGS 36 WINE GLASSES
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GLASSES 41 MATCHES 45
CANDLES 46 CANDLES ON THE ROCKS .............. 48 SHOWER STEAMERS
50 HAND CRÈME 52 FACIAL MASKS 53
54 THE FINE PRINT
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TOXIC TRAIT FORGETTING BIRTHDAYS NO. 1624
Black Ink
WEIRD OLD PEOPLE NO. 1626
Black Ink
HBD MOTHER PUPPER NO. 1628
Gold Foil
CHILL VIBES BIRTHDAY NO. 1641
Sunset Pink Ink
KEEP SCROLLING NO. 1595
Neon Orange Ink
HBD FRIEND NO. 1598
Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip
NEW YEAR SAME YOU NO. 1597
Neon Orange Ink
KNOW WHAT’S IN HERE $ NO. 1606
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
REALLY HARD TO SHOP FOR $ NO. 1607
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
KEEP YOU QUIET NO. 1605
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
NOT DRIED UP YET NO. 1610
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY NO. 1614
Black Ink
URBAN DICTIONARY YEARS OLD NO. 1596
Black Ink
NIGHT YOU’LL NEVER REMEMBER NO. 1572
Neon Orange Ink & Gold Foil Paper Clip
BORN IN THE LATE 1900S NO. 1570
Black Ink
OLDIE, BUT A GOODIE NO. 1576
Neon Orange Ink
HBD GOAT NO. 1587
Gold Foil
BIRTHDAY CARDS
4
NEW
NEW
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
ARE WE ADULTS NO. 1099
Black Ink
SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD NO. 1407 Black Ink
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
you fucking fos sil
CHEERS TO YOU, BIRTHDAY GIRL !
HBD FUCKING FOSSIL NO. 1239
Black Ink
CHEERS BIRTHDAY GIRL NO. 1154
Neon Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
EXTRA DIRTY BIRTHDAY NO. 1149
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
I SMELL OLD PEOPLE NO. 1025 Black Ink
TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK NO. 1536 Black Ink
BIRTHDAY BABE NO. 1557 Gold Foil
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING NO. 1529
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
ABSOLUTE LEGEND NO. 1530
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS NO. 1531
Sunrise Orange Ink
BIRTHDAY FAVORITE CHILD NO. 1532 Black Ink
ONLY THING OLDER THAN YOU STARS NO. 1533
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
SIRI DEFINE ELDERLY NO. 1534
Black Ink
DAMMIT ALEXA NO. 1535
Black Ink
THE DO-OVER NO. 1505
Black Ink
WONDERFUL HUMAN BIRTHDAY NO. 1523
Neon Orange Ink
PLOTTING YOUR DEATH NO. 1498 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS
PER STYLE
A2
CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6
5
BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
BEST
BEST
BIRTHYAY ALL DAY NO. 1127
Light Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
let’s gr ow o ld and wr nkl y together botox
BIRTHDAY MOM MISTAKEN SIS NO. 1238
Rose Gold Foil
GROW OLD BOTOX TOGETHER NO. 1093
Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink
HOW THE F DID WE GET THIS OLD NO. 1363 Black Ink
QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS NO. 1305 Black Ink
FABULOUS YEAR YET NO. 1226
Neon Pink Ink
BIRTHDAY BABE
ALL THE LOVE ON BIRTHDAY NO. 1339
Silver Matte Foil & Gold Paper Clip
WISHING YOU A ROSÉ BIRTHDAY!
BIRTHDAY PLANT LADY NO. 1409
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ROSE BIRTHDAY NO. 1210
Light Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HBIC NO. 1314 Black Ink
BIRTHDAY LOVE NO. 1342 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ARMS LONG ENOUGH NO. 1454 Black Ink
BIRTHDAY BABE - SUNNIES NO. 1336
Sunset Pink & Rose Gold Paper Clip
IT’S
BIRTHDAYS ARE FOR OLD PEOPLE NO. 1031 Black Ink
HFB HEART NO. 1228
Neon Coral & Neon Pink Ink
ANOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1005
Black Ink
BIRTHDAY LET’S DANCE NO. 1123 Black Ink
BOUGIE BIRTHDAY NO. 1528
Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
BIRTHDAY CARDS
YOUR BIRTHDAY let’s fucking dance
6 BEST BEST BEST BEST
BIRTHDAY QUEEN NO. 1391 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
BLOODY GOOD BIRTHDAY NO. 1379 Green, Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1061
Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink
LIVER MONTH NO. 1380 Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
TOO LOUD IN HERE NO. 1456 Black Ink
WORLD ON FIRE NO. 1489
Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK NO. 1536 HOW THE F DID WE GET THIS OLD NO. 1363 BORN IN THE LATE 1900S NO. 1570
7
BIRTHDAY CARDS
HAPPY BIRTHD AY
GIVE OR TAKE BIRTHDAY NO. 1113 Black Ink
CANDLE & CAKE SITUATION NO. 1221 Black Ink
COOLEST DUDE BIRTHDAY NO. 1008 Navy & Grey Ink
READ MENU W/ FLASHLIGHT NO. 1457 Black Ink
BIRTHDAY FAVORITE HUMAN NO. 1414
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
CHEERS BEST LIFE NO. 1404
Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ADULT-ING IS HARD
BOTTOMLESS BIRTHDAY NO. 1265
Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HAPPY DUCKING BIRTHDAY
DUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1282 Black Ink
DESERVE EVERY SIP NO. 1258 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE NO. 1058 Neon Pink Ink
ADULTING IS HARD NO. 1105
Black Ink
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE GOLD NO. 1156
Rose Gold Foil
YOU NEED TO LIFT NO. 1189
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
YOU’RE TOO OLD FOR ME NOW NO. 1362 Black Ink
BANNER: BIRTHDAY WISHES NO. 1550
Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip
CHEERS TO YOU! YOU DESERVE EVERY SIP
CANDLE & CAKE SITUATION IS OFFICIALLY A FIRE HAZARD HAPPY
YOUR
BIRTHDAY
or take a week or two.
Give
wishing you a bottomless birthday
YOU DUCKING DUCK
8 BEST
LOVE & ANNIVERSARY CARDS
LOVING YOU IS EASY NO. 1627 Black Ink
FAVORITE HUSBAND NO. 1630 Black Ink
YOU’RE A REAL CAT-CH NO. 1640 Black Ink
LOVE OF MY LIFE NO. 1615 Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
YOU MAKE ME FEEL NO. 1619
Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE YOUR FACE NO. 1571
Silver Foil
YOU FEEL LIKE HOME NO. 1578 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
YOU’RE A FOREVER TYPE OF THING NO. 1582 Black Ink
DIRTY THOUGHTS NO. 1589 Black Ink
DON’T REMEMBER TIME BEFORE YOU NO. 1575 Black Ink
GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU NO. 1565 Black Ink
LOVE
YO
YOU’RE
I F
PRETTY AWESOME YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST
CKING
FUCKING LOVE YOU NO. 1187
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209 Black Ink
9 NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
LOVE ALL YOUR CRAZY NO. 1259 Black Ink U AND ALL YOUR CRAZY
MY
and will ove you fo eve
YOU’RE MY PERSON NO. 1122 Black Ink
PERSON
DOING LIFE WITH YOU NO. 1204 Black Ink
DOING THIS LIFE THING WITH YOU IS
FAVORITE HUMAN NO. 1038 Black Ink
LOVE
Light Grey & Neon Coral Ink
YOU
LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
CHOOSE YOU FOREVER NO. 1602 Black Ink
LOVE & ANNIVERSARY CARDS A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
WEIRDEST PERSON I KNOW NO. 1062 Black Ink
ROMANTIC CARDS NO. 1490
Neon Coral Ink
HEART HAPPY NO. 1483
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
YOU + ME ALWAYS NO. 1477
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
FOREVER AND EVER NO. 1479
Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
YOU, AS A HUSBAND NO. 1496
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LAUGH FAVORITE SOUND NO. 1281 Black Ink
HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS NO. 1406 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
CLOSE SECOND NO. 1186 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
YOU’VE SURVIVED ANOTHER 365 DAYS OF CAPTIVITY.
SURVIVED CAPTIVITY NO. 1212 Black Ink
YOU ME + THE DOG NO. 1416 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ALWAYS AN ADVENTURE W/ YOU NO. 1311 Black Ink
I LOVE YOU THE ABSOLUTE MOST NO. 1377
Black Ink
MARRIAGE FOREVER ROOMMATE NO. 1211 Black Ink
PUT UP WITH ME NO. 1354 Black Ink
LIKE IT DIRTY NO. 1179 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ALL MY LOVE BOLD NO. 1334 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
I LOVE US NO. 1017
Black & Red Ink
MARRIAGE THE ART OF NO KILLING YOUR FOREVER ROOMMATE
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
YOUR
IS MY FAVORITE SOUND
LAUGH
ROMANTIC CARDS MAKE ME VOMIT
10
EXPENSIVE HOBBY NO. 1249 Black Ink
NOT SICK OF YOU YET NO. 1098 Black Ink
WIFEY FOR LIFEY NO. 1004 Black Ink
BEST VALENTINE NO. 1181 Red Ink
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY NO. 1478 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
11
I C ANNO T BELIEVE I’m no sick of you yet.
MARRIAGE: STFU NO. 1369 Black Ink IT’S AN EXPENSIVE HOBBY BUT I MARRIED YOU ANYWAY
YOU FEEL LIKE HOME NO. 1578 LOVE YOUR FACE NO. 1571
RELATIONSHIP GOALS NO. 1611
Sunset Pink Ink
HAPPILY EVER AFTER NO. 1609
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LET’S GET TOASTY NO. 1618
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
MAZEL TOV NO. 1617
Blue Foil
CHEERS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE NO. 1525
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
MARRIAGE: HIGHLY RECOMMEND NO. 1492
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
FOREVER AND EVER NO. 1479
Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
SAME PENIS FOREVER NO. 1436
Black Ink
BANNER: JUST MARRIED NO. 1549
Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
THIS CALLS FOR BUBBLY NO. 1303
Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip
LEGALLY BINDING NO. 1114
Black Ink
OPEN BAR WEDDING NO. 1425
Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
UNIVERSE MAKES SENSE NO. 1579
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ENGAGED AF NO. 1230
Holographic Foil
WEDDING
ENGAGEMENT CARDS
&
SAME PENIS FOREVER!
12
BEST BEST BEST BEST
FRIENDSHIP CARDS
BIG LOVE FOR YOU NO. 1612
Sunset Pink Ink
BEACH, PLEASE NO. 1599
Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LIGHT UP MY LIFE NO. 1604
Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip
BAD ASS BITCH NO. 1622 Holographic Foil
BEST
FAVORITE BEE-OTCH NO. 1592
Neon Pink Ink
WEIGHTED BLANKET NO. 1574 Black Ink
HI FRIEND NO. 1584
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
DON’T REMEMBER TIME BEFORE YOU NO. 1575 Black Ink
BEST GAY BAE NO. 1564 Black Ink
UNLICENSED THERAPIST NO. 1527 Black Ink
YOU, AS A BEST FRIEND NO. 1495 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
YOU ARE SUPER WOMAN NO. 1556 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
DAMN GOOD FRIEND NO. 1486
Black Ink
ABSOLUTE BEST HEART NO. 1522
MISS YOUR FACE NO. 1041
Neon Orange Ink
FUCKED WITHOUT YOU.
I’D
FUCKED WITHOUT YOU NO. 1251 Black Ink
TOTAL BITCH NO. 1142 Black Ink
13
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip BE SO
SO PRETTY NO. 1439 Black Ink
BEST BEST BEST
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
14
UNLICENSED THERAPIST NO. 1527 WEIGHTED BLANKET NO. 1574
FRIENDSHIP CARDS
MURDER PODCAST OBSESSION NO. 1368 Black Ink
UNIT OF MEASUREMENT NO. 1153 Black Ink
SPEAKERPHONE NO. 1306 Black Ink
BESTIE FOR THE RESTIE
PARTNER IN WINE NO. 1297
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
HELL OF A DIFFERENCE NO. 1361 Black Ink
YOU’RE THE TITS NO. 1143 Black Ink
BESTIE FOR THE RESTIE NO. 1184 Neon Orange Ink
BEST SISTERFRIEND NO. 1248 Black Ink
CHEER UP FUCKER
CHEER UP FUCKER NO. 1121 Black Ink
CLASSY BITCH NO. 1152 Black Ink
YOU’RE MY SOUL SISTER NO. 1029 Black Ink
BEST SEESTER EVER NO. 1232 Neon Coral Ink
WHAT DOESN’T KILL US NO. 1562
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE NO. 1438 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
PER STYLE
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6
THE BEST SISTERFRIEND A GAL COULD ASK FOR
15
BEST BEST BEST
GERIATRIC MILLENNIAL CHECKLIST NO. 1644
Black Ink
DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE TEENS NO. 1643 Black Ink
WISH YOU WERE HERE NO. 1613
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
THIRST TRAP NO. 1586
Neon coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip
FUCK INTO THE ABYSS NO. 1526 Black Ink
LESS AND LESS COOL NO. 1583 Black Ink
BEST TEACHER EVER NO. 1542
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL NO. 1544
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
SENDING LOVE YOUR WAY NO. 1546
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ONLY WITH YOU FOR THE BOXES NO. 1553 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
GOOD HEART BAD MOUTH NO. 1559 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
YOU SAY FUCK A LOT. like that about you.
SECRETS AND LIES CHECKLIST NO. 1569
Black Ink
CRAZY CAT LADY CLUB NO. 1499
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HUSBAND WANTS ME TO STOP NO. 1507 Black Ink
HOME DEPOT NO. 1351
Black Ink
ARE WE ADULTS NO. 1099
Black Ink
YOU SAY FUCK A LOT NO. 1118 Black Ink
VODKA CURES EVERYTHING NO. 1191
Black, Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
EVERYDAY CARDS
16 NEW NEW
NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST
WHERE THERE’S A WOMAN NO. 1324 Black Ink
WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW NO. 1233 Black Ink
FOR FUCK’S SAKE
FOR FUCK’S SAKE NO. 1252 Black Ink
FAMILY SO WEIRD NO. 1012 Black Ink
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
17 BEST ARE WE ADULTS NO. 1099
CONGRATULATIONS CARDS
I AM SHOOKETH NO. 1623 Black Ink
LOVE THIS FOR YOU NO. 1639 Holographic Foil
GOODBYE SECURITY DEPOSIT NO. 1603
Black Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ALL HAIL NO. 1616 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
LET’S GET TOASTY NO. 1618
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
MAZEL TOV NO. 1617 Blue Foil
BAMF NO. 1588 Blue Foil
YAY NO. 1558 Gold Foil
SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU NO. 1563 Black Ink
YOU GROW GIRL NO. 1408
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
YOU ARE A BADASS NO. 1037 Black Ink
FUCKING ROCKSTAR NO. 1472 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
HGTV YOUR NEW PLACE NO. 1481
Black Ink
YOUR TIME TO SHINE NO. 1491
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
I hear you are killin it (I
KILLIN’ IT NO. 1092 Black Ink
THIS CALLS FOR BUBBLY NO. 1303
Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip
HBIC NO. 1314 Black Ink
OMFG NO. 1547
Holographic Foil
expected nothing less)
18 NEW NEW NEW NEW
BEST
BEST
BEST
SO EXCITED FOR YOU NO. 1319 Holographic Foil
CHAMP IN CHAMPAGNE NO. 1426
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
HOUSE OR SOMETHING NO. 1350 Black Ink
BANNER: CONGRATULATIONS NO. 1548 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
LOW KEY FLEX - CROWN NO. 1590
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
MANIFEST THAT SHIT NO. 1540
Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip
GRADUATION CARDS
BEING AWESOME NO. 1155 Neon Orange Ink
GOOD THINGS COME NO. 1045 Black Ink
LOOKING GRAD NO. 1645 Gold Foil
ADULTHOOD W9 NO. 1166 Black Ink
GRAD SELF NO. 1165 Black Ink
CON-GRAD-ULATIONS NO. 1421 Black Ink
GOOD THINGS COME NO. 1045 MANIFEST THAT SHIT NO. 1540
WELCOME TO ADULTHOOD SEARCH what is a w9? GR AD SELF! go on with your
19 NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
THANK YOU CARDS
FILLING MY CUP NO. 1631
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
SIMPLY THE BEST NO. 1632 Black Ink
BOTTOM OF MY HEART NO. 1633
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
NOTHING BUTT LOVE & THANKS NO. 1646
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
THANKS A MILLION NO. 1608
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
NEVER HIGH AND DRY NO. 1600
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209 Black Ink
thanks f beingawesome!
THANK YOU PALM NO. 1555
Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209 Black Ink
CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH NO. 1521 Silver Foil
THANKS FOR KEEPING MY CRAZY TRAIN ON THE TRACKS
THANKS BEING AWESOME NO. 1082
Neon Pink Ink
OWE YOU ONE NO. 1190
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
THANK YOU ROSE GOLD NO. 1157
Rose Gold Foil
SHIT CIRCUS NO. 1312 Black Ink
CRAZY TRAIN ON THE TRACKS NO. 1488 Black Ink
EVEN BITCHES SAY THANK YOU NO. 1003 Black Ink
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST
20
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW NEW NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
SORRY & ENCOURAGEMENT CARDS
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE NEW NEW NEW NEW
FUCK THAT GUY NO. 1625 Black Ink
SENDING YOU LOVE IN THIS SHITTY SEASON NO. 1637 Black Ink
EVERYTHING IS HEAVY NO. 1591 Black Ink
FUCK FUCKITY FUCK NO. 1601 Gold Foil
SAID SOME NOT NICE THINGS NO. 1581 Black Ink
I CAN’T FIX IT BUT I’M HERE NO. 1580 Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip
I’M SO SORRY - CAT NO. 1501
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WELL, THAT FUCKING SUCKS NO. 1573 Black Ink
QUITE A SERIES FINALE NO. 1585 Black Ink
SHITUATION NO. 1537 Black Ink
HEALING VIBES NO. 1539 Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip
YOU’VE GOT THIS NO. 1561 Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
BEST BEST BEST
SHIT SUNDAE NO. 1337 Black Ink
WE NEVER LIKED HIM NO. 1046 Black Ink
I’M SO SORRY FRIEND NO. 1304 Black Ink
I’M SO SORRY PAW NO. 1415 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
ONE CLUSTER AFTER ANOTHER NO. 1506 Black Ink
WELL SHIT NO. 1207 Black Ink
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I’M SO SORRY
WELL, SHIT.
PARENTS & BABY CARDS
WELCOME TO PARENTING
MOM HAT IS MY FAVORITE NO. 1636
Black Ink
RAISE A ROCKSTAR HUMAN NO. 1629 Gold Foil
WTP OCTOPUS PAJAMAS NO. 1516 Black Ink
WTP SLEEP OBSESSION NO. 1513 Black Ink
WTP NEVER ON TIME NO. 1515 Black Ink
I LIKE BIG BUMPS NO. 1510 Sunset Pink Ink
GOING TO BE THE BEST PARENTS NO. 1482 Silver Foil
YOUR HOO-HA & YOUR HEART NO. 1322 Black Ink
PREGNANT ON PURPOSE NO. 1255 Black Ink
MOTHER’S & FATHER’S DAY CARDS
OH SHIT DIAPER NO. 1030 Black Ink
PLEASE LET GO OF YOUR PENIS
NEVER THOUGHT PENIS NO. 1292 Black Ink
YOU ARE OUR EVERYTHING-MD NO. 1634
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
FAMILY GLUE NO. 1638
Neon Pink Ink
YOU ARE OUR EVERYTHING-FD NO. 1635 Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip
BEST BABY DADDY NO. 1642 Silver Foil
BEST AUNTIE EVER NO. 1593
Neon Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
BEST STEPMOM EVER NO. 1594
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
YOU GOT PREGNANT! ON PURPOSE! IMPRESSIVE!
YOUR OBSESSION WITH SLEEP BEGINS NOW.
THINGS NEVER THOUGHT WOULD SAY AS A PA RENT
22
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST BEST
MOTHER’S & FATHER’S DAY CARDS
SUPER MOM NO. 1518
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
SUPER DAD NO. 1517
Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip
KEEPING ALIVE MOTHER’S NO. 1412
Sunset Pink & Gold Paper Clip
I’M AWESOME - MOM NO. 1349 Black Ink
YOU WERE RIGHT MOM NO. 1325 Black Ink
BEST
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
MISTAKEN AS SISTER NO. 1027
Neon Pink Ink
YOU WERE RIGHT DAD NO. 1326 Black Ink
I’M AWESOME - DAD NO. 1348 Black Ink
FIXING LIFE POWER DRILL NO. 1022 Black Ink
MY FAVORITE ATM - FATHER’S NO. 1317 Black Ink
MOTHER BY MANY NAMES NO. 1077
Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink
FATHER BY MANY NAMES NO. 1065 Neon Orange & Blue Ink
BEST DOG DAD EVER NO. 1418
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
BEST DOG MOM EVER NO. 1419
Ink & Gold Paper Clip
MIRROR MIRROR NO. 1519 Black Ink
you
ever be mistaken
May
fo
as my sister.
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Black
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
BEST
BEST
BEST
BEST BEST BEST
LOVE FROM FLORIDA NO. 1458
Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISH YOU WERE HERE - FL NO. 1459
Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip
THANKS Y’ALL - GA NO. 1460
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISH YOU WERE HERE - GA NO. 1461
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM GEORGIA NO. 1462
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISH YOU WERE HERE - OH NO. 1463
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM OHIO NO. 1464
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISHING YOU AN OK BIRTHDAY NO. 1465
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM OKLAHOMA NO. 1466
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HEART LOVE FROM CA NO. 1261
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM LA NO. 1264
Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM BAY NO. 1268
Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISH YOU WERE HERE - CA NO. 1403
Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM TX NO. 1279
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
THANKS Y’ALL TX NO. 1277
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
TEXAS SIZED BIRTHDAY NO. 1276
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISH YOU WERE HERE - MI NO. 1395
Blank Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM THE MITTEN - MI NO. 1402
Mellow Yellow Ink & Gold Paper Clip
STATE COLLECTION PAPER CLIP CARDS
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WISH YOU WERE HERE - MN NO. 1396
Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISH YOU WERE
LOVE FROM MINNESOTA
LOVE FROM - MN NO. 1397
Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISH YOU WERE HERE
THANKS Y’ALL
LOVE FROM NORTH CAROLINA
HERE
WISH YOU WERE HERE - VA NO. 1400
Red ink & Gold Paper Clip
THANKS Y’ALL - VA NO. 1399
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
WISH YOU WERE HERE - NC NO. 1394
Powder Blue Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM - NC NO. 1401
Powder Blue Ink & Gold Paper Clip
THANKS Y’ALL - NC NO. 1364
Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM - VA NO. 1398
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
LOVE FROM VIRGINIA 25
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
HOLIDAYS CARDS
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
HOLIDAY RIVALRY
my balls are bigger yeah, but my carrot is bigger
‘
TIS THE SEASON
MERRY WTF MAS NO. 1621
Red Foil & Gold Paper Clip
ALL IS CALM NO. 1620
Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
TIS THE SEASON NO. 1217
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HOLIDAY RIVALRY NO. 1169 Black Ink
LIGHT IT UP HANUKKAH NO. 1070
Navy & Yellow Ink
FA LA FUCKING LA NO. 1294
Holographic Foil
MERRY EVERYTHING NO. 1064 Gold Foil
HO FO SHO NO. 1447
Red Ink
LET’S GET MERRY NO. 1449
Red, Green Ink & Gold Paper Clip
HO IN HOLIDAY NO. 1446 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
PEACE JOY & LOVE HEART NO. 1440 Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip
SWEET BABY JESUS NO. 1470 Red Ink
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
FELIZ NAVI-DOG PAWPRINT NO. 1448
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
JINGLE HELL NO. 1445
Black Ink
MORE THAN MISTLETOE NO. 1171
Silver Ink & Gold Paper Clip
SANTA’S FAVORITE HELPER NO. 1218
Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip
FESTIVE AS FUCK NO. 1021
Red & Green Ink
HAPPY HOLIDAYS MISTLETOE NO. 1173
Red, Green Ink & Gold Paper Clip
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BEST BEST
BEST BEST
BEST
NAUGHTY LIST MARTINI NO. 1167 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip LAST FOR 8 NIGHTS NO. 1225 Navy Ink MERRY EVERYTHING NO. 1064 27
TRAITS
TWIST
RANTS + RAVES
COVER
COVER
STYLE
THAT SHIT
COVER JOURNALS - BRIGHTS
F*CKING DAY
NOT PERFECTION
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TOXIC
JRNB017 Gold Foil PLOT
JRNB018 Gold Foil
JRNB019 Gold Foil 5.25” X 8.25” / HARD
JOURNALS, 256 LINED PAGES WHITE RIBBON PAGE MARKER / GOLD FOIL PRINTED
$8.75 EACH , MOQ: 3 PER
MANIFEST
JRNB012 Gold Foil HARD
WHAT A
JRNB015 Gold Foil CONSISTENCY
JRNB016 Gold Foil
YOU ARE SO PRETTY JRNB013 Gold Foil
WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW JRNB014 Gold Foil
LIVING MY BEST LIFE JRNB009 Gold Foil
GET SHIT DONE JRNB010 Gold Foil
I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING JRNB011 Gold Foil
CHEER UP FUCKER
JRNB005
Gold Foil
WHERE THERE’S A WOMAN
JRNB006 Gold Foil
EVERYTHING IS FINE JRNB007 Gold Foil
LESS ATTITUDE MORE GRATITUDE JRNB008 Gold Foil
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BEST
LIVING MY BEST LIFE
WNP001 Gold Foil
MAKE IT RAIN
WNP006 Gold Foil
WORK HARD BE NICE
WNP005 Gold Foil
HELL OF A DAY WNP002 Gold Foil
ALL THE FUCKING THINGS
WNP003 Gold Foil
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PLANNER
X 8” / 50 PERFORATED SHEETS / $8 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE
WEEKLY
PADS 10”
BEST
BEST
WORK
X 8” / 65 LINED, PERFORATED SHEETS $4.75
PER STYLE
NOTEPADS 5”
EACH, MOQ: 3
HARD, BE NICE... NP022 Gold Foil ALL THE F*CKING THINGS NP023 Gold Foil ADULTING + OTHER HARD SHIT NP020 Gold Foil DO IT RIGHT, RIGHT NOW NP021 Gold Foil
REMAINING FUCKS NP026 Gold Foil
GOOD INTENTIONS NP027 Gold Foil
FUCK IT UP
DADDY DO LIST NP024 Gold Foil DON’T
NP025 Gold Foil
31 BEST
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
MANIFEST THAT SHIT NP018 Gold Foil
NEW
32 NOTEPADS GROCERIES GONE WILD NP014 Gold Foil 5” X 8” / 65 LINED, PERFORATED SHEETS / $4.75 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE I LOVE MY JOB... NP008 Gold Foil KILLIN’ IT NP009 Gold Foil FOR FUCK’S SAKE NP010 Gold Foil NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE NP019 Gold Foil GOOD THINGS COME NP006 Gold Foil GET SHIT DONE NP007 Gold Foil REASONABLE DEMANDS NP011 Gold Foil WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW NP012 Gold Foil MOM BRAIN NP013 Gold Foil DO THE DAMN THING NP003 Gold Foil THINGS I’LL DO TOMORROW NP004 Gold Foil WHAT SHALL I FUCK WITH NP005 Gold Foil COMPLETE BEFORE HAPPY HOUR NP001 Gold Foil HUSBAND OF THE YEAR NP002 Gold Foil FA LA FUCKING LA NP015 Gold Foil NAUGHTY LIST NP016 Gold Foil OVERACHIEVER NP017 Gold Foil BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
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COCKTAIL NAPKINS
3 PLY PAPER COCKTAIL NAPKINS / 24 NAPKINS PER PACK / 10”X10” WHEN UNFOLDED / $3.50 EACH , MOQ: 4 PER STYLE TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK NPK001 READY TO STUMBLE NPK002 LET’S GET TOASTY NPK003 BIRTHYAY ALL DAY NPK004 WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW NPK005 LOUD IN HERE NPK006 34 NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
LIFE OF THE FUCKING PARTY NPK009
ANOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY NPK007 OUR FAMILY IS SO WEIRD NPK008
FUCK ALL Y’ALL NPK010 CAN MY LIVER KEEP UP NPK011
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CHEER UP FUCKER NPK012
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
DRINKWARE JUMBO STACKABLE MUGS
16 OZ. STACKABLE CERAMIC MUG / GOLD FOIL PRINTING / $9 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)
NOTE: NOT MICROWAVE SAFE. HANDWASH ONLY.
F*CK ALL Y’ALL MUG045 Gold Foil
GIRD YOUR LOINS MUG042 Gold Foil
LEVEL UP MUG043 Gold Foil
WOKE UP AGAIN MUG044 Gold Foil
COPING AND HOPING MUG037 Gold Foil
MANIFEST THAT SHIT MUG038 Gold Foil
YOU ARE SO PRETTY MUG039 Gold Foil
BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD MUG040 Gold Foil
LIFE OF THE FUCKING PARTY MUG041 Gold Foil
EVERYTHING IS FINE MUG036 Gold Foil
WHAT A FUCKING DAY MUG031 Gold Foil
ALL RISE RBG COLLAR* MUG032 Gold Foil
I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY MUG033 Gold Foil
PLEASE STOP TALKING MUG027 Gold Foil
DAY DRINKER MUG028 Gold Foil
MORE FUCKING GRATITUDE MUG017 Gold Foil
FOR FUCK’S SAKE MUG008 Gold Foil
GET SHIT DONE MUG004 Gold Foil
*10% of all sales of the All Rise collection will be donated to Hey Jane.
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BEST
BEST BEST
BEST
CHEER UP FUCKER
MUG002 Gold Foil
SHITSHOW MUG005 Gold Foil
BREAKFAST WINE MUG009 Gold Foil
BADASS MUG010 Gold Foil
HBIC MUG014 Gold Foil
NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM MUG024 Gold Foil
GOOD THINGS COME MUG001 Gold Foil
WOMAN THERE’S A WAY MUG016 Gold Foil
Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product.
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BEST BEST
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
ABOUT TO MAKE A SCENE
WINE044 Gold Foil
OFF DUTY WINE045 Gold Foil
SO FAR SO GOOD WINE046 Gold Foil
NEW NEW
ARE WE THERE YET WINE047 Gold Foil
SURVIVING NOT THRIVING WINE040 Gold Foil
BEST AUNTIE EVER WINE041 Gold Foil
LEFT OF MY SANITY WINE042 Gold Foil
THIRST TRAP WINE043 Gold Foil
COPING AND HOPING WINE036 Gold Foil
CLASSY BITCH WINE001 Gold Foil
I HATE EVERYONE WINE025 Gold Foil
HAPPIEST HOUR WINE003 Gold Foil
Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product.
38 DRINKWARE WINE
GLASSES
NOTE: HANDWASH ONLY.
I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY WINE032 Gold Foil
WINE033
Foil
BEST
WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW WINE006 Gold Foil
BESTIE WINE037 Gold Foil
CROWN FITS WINE038 Gold Foil
THE GOOD LIFE WINE039 Gold Foil
SELF CARE WINE002 Gold Foil
FOR FUCK’S SAKE WINE026 Gold Foil
WHAT A FUCKING DAY WINE027 Gold Foil
PLEASE STOP TALKING WINE023 Gold Foil
EVERYTHING IS FINE WINE016 Gold Foil
CHILL THE FUCK OUT WINE012 Gold Foil
BIRTHDAY BABE WINE004 Gold Foil
CHEER UP FUCKER WINE005 Gold Foil
JESUS JUICE WINE014 Gold Foil
MOMMY’S SIPPY CUP WINE007 Gold Foil
I LOVE MY FAMILY WINE008 Gold Foil
PRINTING
DONE PARENTING FOR TODAY
Gold
19 OZ. STEMLESS GLASSES / GOLD FOIL
$8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)
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BEST
WELL DESERVED WINE021 Gold Foil BEST BEST BEST BEST
BEST
40
Gold Foil
Gold Foil
THAN MISTLETOE
Gold Foil FA LA
LA
Gold Foil
FESTIVE AF WINE019
SANTA’S FAVORITE HELPER WINE020
EFFECTIVE
WINE017
FUCKING
WINE018
DRINKWARE HOLIDAY
Gold Foil FA LA
LA ROCKS030 Gold Foil
FESTIVE AF ROCKS029
FUCKING
DRINKWARE ROCKS GLASSES FUCK ALL Y’ALL ROCKS056 Gold Foil DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN ROCKS057 Gold Foil PUT IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE ROCKS058 Gold Foil BUT DID WE DIE ROCKS059 Gold Foil SURVIVING NOT THRIVING ROCKS052 Gold Foil IN CASE OF CLUSTERF*CK ROCKS053 Gold Foil LIFE OF THE F*CKING PARTY ROCKS054 Gold Foil F*CK F*CKITY F*CK ROCKS055 Gold Foil DONE PARENTING FOR TODAY ROCKS047 Gold Foil COPING AND HOPING ROCKS048 Gold Foil ALL RISE RBG COLLAR* ROCKS041 Gold Foil MANIFEST THAT SHIT ROCKS049 Gold Foil BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD ROCKS050 Gold Foil REMAINING FUCKS ROCKS051 Gold Foil I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY ROCKS042 Gold Foil 13.25 OZ. ROCKS GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING $8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT) *10% of all sales of the All Rise collection will be donated to Hey Jane. 41 NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
42 FUCKING ROCKSTAR ROCKS044 Gold Foil STAYIN ALIVE ROCKS045 Gold Foil CHILL THE F OUT ROCKS004 Gold Foil CHEER UP FUCKER ROCKS005 Gold Foil WHAT A FUCKING DAY ROCKS039 Gold Foil WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW ROCKS009 Gold Foil FOR FUCK’S SAKE ROCKS011 Gold Foil I HATE EVERYONE ROCKS034 Gold Foil MAKE IT STOP ROCKS036 Gold Foil 13.25 OZ. ROCKS GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING $8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT) BADASS ROCKS001 Gold Foil HAPPIEST HOUR ROCKS010 Gold Foil CLASSY BITCH ROCKS014 Gold Foil Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product. FUCK IT ROCKS028 Gold Foil EVERYTHING IS FINE ROCKS026 Gold Foil SO PRETTY ROCKS040 Gold Foil DRINKWARE ROCKS GLASSES BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
ZEN AF ROCKS021 Gold Foil HUBBY ROCKS008 Gold Foil WIFEY ROCKS007 Gold Foil LOVE MY FAMILY ROCKS020 Gold Foil NOTE: HANDWASH ONLY. 43
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GLASS
MATCHES
PUT IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE MATCH013
ABOUT TO MAKE A SCENE MATCH011 MAKE A WISH MATCH012 IT WASN’T ME MATCH009 IN CASE OF CLUSTERF*CK MATCH010
LEFT OF MY SANITY MATCH004 EVERYTHING IS FINE MATCH001 IN CASE OF SHITSHOW MATCH003 FUCK WITH TODAY MATCH005
MAKE GOOD DECISIONS MATCH006
FIRE IN THE HOLE MATCH008 REMAINING FUCKS MATCH002
DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN MATCH007
BOTTLE
1.84 X 4.75 / 1.8 OZ GLASS BOTTLE / 40 COUNT WOODEN MATCHES STRIKER ON SIDE / GOLD LID $7 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE
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BEST BEST BEST
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
46
PAINTED GLASS IN BOXES GOOD VIBES BOXCAN010 Tropical Mimosa
AND EVER BOXCAN007 Conscious Escape BIG LOVE FOR YOU BOXCAN008 Blood Orange Grapefruit
TOV
Oud REMAINING FUCKS BOXCAN004 Santal Intenso BEST LESS ATTITUDE MORE GRATITUDE BOXCAN005 Conscious Escape NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW BEST
11 OZ. CANDLE, POURED IN LOS ANGELES / LEAD FREE COTTON WICK COCONUT OIL WAX BLEND / BURN TIME 60 HOURS / LABEL IS FOIL PRINTED DECORATIVE 3.5 X 3.5 X 4.25 BOX WITH GOLD FOIL ACCENTS / $18 . MOQ: 3 CANDLES
FOREVER
MAZEL
BOXCAN011 Spiced
BEST
BIRTHDAY BABE BOXCAN003 California Coast
GRANT ME THE SERENITY BOXCAN006 Spiced Oud
LET’S PARTY
BOXCAN001 Blood Orange Grapefruit
YAY BOXCAN002 Tropical Mimosa
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CANDLES 13.25 OZ. GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING* $20 PER CANDLE , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 6 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT) ON THE ROCKS CANDLE SPECS: Food grade coconut oil wax blend, 11 oz. poured by hand in Los Angeles, Lead-free cotton wick, Clean burn, Burn time: 60-65 hours NOTE: HANDWASH ONLY. BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD CANDLE029 California Coast Gold Foil MANIFEST THAT SHIT CANDLE028 Conscious Escape Gold Foil SO PRETTY CANDLE027 Blood Orange & Grapefruit Gold Foil WHAT A FUCKING DAY CANDLE026 Lime & Lychee Gold Foil I HATE EVERYONE CANDLE024 Blood Orange & Grapefruit Gold Foil FUCKING ROCKSTAR CANDLE030 Spiced Oud Gold Foil CHILL THE F OUT CANDLE004 Lime & Lychee Scent Gold Foil CHEER UP FUCKER CANDLE005 Red Currant & Bamboo Scent Gold Foil BADASS CANDLE003 Spicy Lavender Citrus Amber Scent Gold Foil WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW CANDLE008 Spicy Santal Gold Foil CLASSY BITCH CANDLE009 Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil ZEN AF CANDLE011 Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product. FUCK IT CANDLE018 Spicy Lavender & Citrus Amber Gold Foil EVERYTHING IS FINE CANDLE016 Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil A TWO-FER GIFT! CANDLE VESSEL BECOMES A COCKTAIL GLASS WHEN ITS CANDLE DAYS ARE DONE! BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
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SHOWER STEAMERS
AROMATHERAPY SHOWER STEAMERS MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS NO PHTHALATES, NO PARABENS, NO SULFATES
BOX SIZE 6 X 3 X 2 / SET OF 8 .8OZ TABLETS
TABLETS MEASURE 1.75 X .5 / $12.50 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE
Z5681-1
1. 2. 3.
FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS
Get that shower nice and steamy!
Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible.
The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope.
shower steamers set of 8
FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS
Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope. NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
CLEAN AF: FREE FROM PARABENS, SULFATES AND PHTHALATES
FRIENDLY AF: CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN
(Lime) Oil.
NEED TO PRETEND FOR A FEW MINUTES? We get it. Get your chill on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of spiced honey, bitter orange blossom and lime rush over you like an existential crisis and take a few minutes for yourself.
EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ
INGREDIENTS: Sodium
chezgagne.com • @chezgagne
HAPPY HOUR SHOWER STEAM005
Scent: Blood Orange Mimosa
EVERYTHING IS FINE STEAM003
Scent: Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli
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TODAY
DONE PARENTING
STEAM004 Scent: Orange Vanilla
Z5681-1
AS HELL
WAKE THE FUCK UP
Grapefruit
RELIEF
NEED A VACATION STEAM006 Scent: Coconut Lime YOU’RE SO PRETTY STEAM007 Scent: Rosé Garden
SEXY
STEAM009 Scent: Santal GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP STEAM010 Scent: Lavender
STEAM011 Scent:
SWEET
STEAM012 Scent: Eucalyptus PLEASE STOP TALKING STEAM013
V2 NEED SOME HAPPY? We get that. Get your dopamine hit without the booze with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the intoxicating scent of blood orange and grapefruit splash over you like a champagne cocktail to face. Because you deserve to be happy. chezgagne.com @chezgagne AROMATHERAPY MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS MADE IN CALIFORNIA CLEAN AF: FREE FROM PARABENS, SULFATES AND PHTHALATES FRIENDLY AF: CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Fragrance/Parfum, Water/Aqua, Maltodextrin, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxides, Iron Oxides [Cl 77492]. shower steamers set of
FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS 1. 2. 3. Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on a ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope. Z5681-1 V1A
Scent: Blackberry Vanilla Musk
8
NEED A VACATION? Same. Get your escape on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of coconut and lime take you to a mental tropical beach vacation. We all could use one.
MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS MADE IN CALIFORNIA CLEAN AF: FREE FROM PARABENS, SULFATES AND PHTHALATES FRIENDLY AF: CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN
TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Water/Aqua, Maltodextrin, Fragrance/Parfum, Citrus Aurantifolia
chezgagne.com @chezgagne AROMATHERAPY
EACH
V3
AROMATHERAPY MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS MADE IN CALIFORNIA
Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Fragrance/Parfum, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua, Iron Oxides [CI 77492], Citrus Aurantium Amara (Bitter Orange), Leaf/Twig Oil, Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil. shower steamers set of 8 FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS 1. 2. 3. Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on a ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope. Z5681-1 V4 NEED SOME PEACE AND QUIET? We get that. Get your chill on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of orange and vanilla rush over you like your kiddos pouch over their fresh white shirt and take a few minutes for yourself. Because you deserve it. Obviously. chezgagne.com @chezgagne AROMATHERAPY MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS MADE IN CALIFORNIA CLEAN AF: FREE FROM PARABENS, SULFATES AND PHTHALATES FRIENDLY AF: CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Fragrance/Parfum, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua, Iron Oxides, Mica, Titanium Dioxide. shower
of 8
steamers set
1. 2. 3. Z5681-1
NEED A MINUTE?
NEED TO CHILL?
V5
BENEFITS
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We hear you. Get your zen on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of lavender take you to a meditative state of peace and calm that the Tibetan monks would be proud of. EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Oil, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua,Ultramarines [CI 77007]. shower steamers set of 8 FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY
1. 2. 3. Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on a ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope. ZEN AF STEAM002 Scent: Lavender + Rosemary CHILL THE FUCK OUT STEAM001 Scent: Eucalyptus
FESTIVE AF STEAM008 Scent: Spicy Clementine V3
BEST
Yep, that was rhetorical. Get your chill on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of eucalyptus rush over you like a xanax tidal wave and take a few chill minutes for yourself. EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua, Chromium Oxide Green, Iron Oxides [CI 77492]. shower steamers set of 8 FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS 1. 2. 3. Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope.
HAND CR È ME
3.5 OZ / 2.4 X 5.75 RECYCLABLE TUBE WITH GOLD CAP MADE IN USA / MADE WITH COCOA BUTTER AND JOJOBA OIL $9 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE
HAND JOB HC001 Scent: Sea Salt Citrus Neroli
ANTI-GRANNY HANDS HC002 Scent: Orange Vanilla
SAY NO TO CRACK-ED HC003
Scent: Blackberry Vanilla Musk
DEW ME HC004 Scent: Grapefruit
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NEW NEW NEW NEW
FACIAL MASKS
THREE LUXE FACIAL TREATMENTS IN EACH BOX BOX SIZE: 6 X 6.125, INNER SACHET SIZE: 4.72 X 5.7 MADE IN FRANCE — OUI! C’EST CHIC $15 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE
GLOW THE F*CK UP
MASK001
Brightening
DEW ME
MASK002
Moisturizing
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PRICING
PRODUCT M.O.Q. PRICE
Cards 6 $3
Paper Clip Cards 6 $3.25 Journals 3 $8.75
Planner Pads 3 $8.75
Notepads 3 $4.75
Cocktail Napkins 4 $3.50 Mugs
Case packs of 12, Any Assortment $9
Wine Glasses
Rocks Glasses
Case packs of 12, Any Assortment $8
Case packs of 12, Any Assortment $8
Glass Bottle Safety Matches 3 $7
Painted Candles, with Box 3 $18
Candles on the Rocks Case packs of 6, Any Assortment $20 Shower Steamers 3 $12.50
Hand Crème 3 $9
Facial Masks 3 $15
54 INFO ORDERING
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ORDER
FOR A WHOLESALE ACCOUNT
READY TO PLACE AN ORDER? WE THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK Head on over to our website to request wholesale access and once you’re approved you can order directly through our site. Be sure to be logged in to see wholesale pricing. Want to skip the site altogether and send us an order via email? That’s cool too! Drop us a line with any questions or inquiries! LET’S
INSTAGRAM @CHEZGAGNE HOW TO
OR EMAIL: WHOLESALE@CHEZGAGNE.COM PHONE: 818.452.9900 FAIRE: CHEZGAGNE.FAIRE.COM OPENING ORDER: $200 REORDERS: $150 APPLY
AT: CHEZGAGNE.COM/WHOLESALE
*EFFECTIVE JANUARY 2023
THE FINE PRINT LEGAL
All greeting card designs are printed on vintage printing presses. Due to the handmade nature of letterpress printing, slight variations in ink coverage and registration are possible and are part of the beauty of this printing process.
MINIMUMS
$200 for opening orders and $150 for reorders. There is a $5 service charge for orders below minimums. Products must be ordered in standard quantities.
PRICE
Prices are listed as wholesale and are subject to change without notice. All prices are in US dollars.
DELIVERY
Domestic orders ship via USPS Priority Mail or UPS unless other arrangements have been made. Shipping costs are charged at the time of shipment and will be included on your final invoice. International orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail, UPS, or DHL. Chez Gagné is not responsible for carrier delays, loss or damage. Insurance and expedited shipping options are available upon request. Freight costs, VAT & duties are the responsibility of the customer.
PAYMENT
Invoices are sent via email at the time of shipment. Initial order payment must be made with a credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex or Discover) or bank transfer and is required prior to shipping. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Net30 terms are not offered at this time. No orders for accounts carrying a balance due will be shipped until outstanding payment has been made. Past-due balances are subject to 1.5% per month. Returned checks and credit disputes are assessed a $25 service charge.
COLLECTION
Outstanding invoices may accrue finance, collection, court and/or attorney’s fees. Legal actions may be brought in California courts using California laws to affect collection of past-due balances. Accounts turned over to collection are subject to a $75 reinstatement fee.
RETURNS, EXCHANGES + CLAIMS
Only defective items may be exchanged for product or credit and must be reported within 48 hours of receipt. Notice of loss or damage must be given to the carrier immediately. PHOTOS ARE REQUIRED FOR ALL DAMAGED GOODS CLAIMS. PHOTOS OF DAMAGED PRODUCT AND SHIPPING BOX ARE REQUIRED. We cannot file an insurance claim without images of the original packaging and damaged goods. Refused packages will be charged full shipping, handling and any other charges incurred. We do not accept returns or unsold seasonal merchandise.
TURNAROUND
Paid ASAP orders are typically shipped within 1 to 5 working days of their receipt or in-stock products from Los Angeles, CA. If we are slammed, please allow up to two weeks for your order to be processed and then shipped.
DISPLAY & PACKAGING
All Chez Gagné products must be displayed and sold in their original packaging. Journal sets may not be broken up and sold as individual pieces. If you are selling Chez Gagné products online, credit must be given to Chez Gagné in the product description and title. One image of the product must feature the product in its original packaging. Retailers may not sell Chez Gagné products on third party online platforms (i.e. eBay, Amazon, Etsy).
LEGAL
All work is Chez Gagné © 2014-2023. Work may not be reproduced, altered or used without written permission from the artist. All rights reserved.
CARDS & ENVELOPES
Our cards are printed on 100% cotton stock. Most envelopes are neon and are FSC certified. Card cellos are 100% biodegradable.
ACCEPTANCE OF FINE PRINT
Placement of order will confirm acceptance of the above terms and conditions.
Some materials used for foil decoration on these products can expose you to chemicals which are known to the state of California to cause cancer and reproductive harm. Go to www.p65warnings.ca.gov for more information.
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