Chez Gagne 2023

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FUNNY SHIT FOR

DARK
*SOME SENTIMENTAL SHIT, TOO WHOLESALE CATALOG 2023
TIMES

What a ride we are on!

2023 marks nine years in business for Chez Gagné and that my friends, is a wild thing to think about. What started as a greeting card company has evolved into a full fledged gift and lifestyle brand.

While cards are still the backbone of our business, our offerings have expanded dramatically, making Chez Gagné a one stop shop for your gifting needs. Need a gift for your bestie, coworker, sister, mom or kids teacher? We’ve got you.

Want a laugh with your morning coffee? Pour that baby into one of our Welcome to the Shitshow mugs. Need an afternoon tipple to deal? How about a Don’t Tell Me to Calm Down rocks glass. Evening glass of wine needed after your child asked you “WHY?” five thousand times? Time for an Off Duty wine glass. You’ve all been asking for years, and our debut into the world of cocktail napkins is finally here! These all too true paper beauties will brighten up any party or coffee table. I will personally be using the “Our Family is so Weird” for every future family gathering.

Best part of our new offerings? You’re not just finding us in your kitchen, living room and office. We’re here to perk up your bathroom, too. Our shower steamers have become a best seller and pair perfectly with our new sheet masks for a much-needed night of hilarious, high quality and clean self care.

Lastly, we couldn’t let you leave your house without sneaking into your purse. Our new Dew Me and Say No to Crack-ed hand crème will keep your hands feeling silky and hydrated. You’re welcome. Thank you for laughing with us and supporting this small business! We really couldn’t do it without you. Until the next laugh… cheers!

CHEZGAGNE.COM

WHOLESALE@CHEZGAGNE.COM @CHEZGAGNE 818-452-9900

P.S. if you’re new here you may still be wondering how to pronounce our name, and it’s said SHAY GONE-YAY. Chez is the French word for “at the home” and Gagné is my family name, which just so happens to translate to “winning.” So from our house to yours, santé!

Alex HBIC, @ Chez Gagné

CONTENTS

CHEZ GAGNÉ 2023
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PLANNERS
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ROCKS
PAINTED
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PRICING/ORDERING ...........................
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CARDS
4 JOURNALS 28
30 NOTEPADS 31 COCKTAIL NAPKINS
34 MUGS 36 WINE GLASSES
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GLASSES 41 MATCHES 45
CANDLES 46 CANDLES ON THE ROCKS .............. 48 SHOWER STEAMERS
50 HAND CRÈME 52 FACIAL MASKS 53
54 THE FINE PRINT
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TOXIC TRAIT FORGETTING BIRTHDAYS NO. 1624

Black Ink

WEIRD OLD PEOPLE NO. 1626

Black Ink

HBD MOTHER PUPPER NO. 1628

Gold Foil

CHILL VIBES BIRTHDAY NO. 1641

Sunset Pink Ink

KEEP SCROLLING NO. 1595

Neon Orange Ink

HBD FRIEND NO. 1598

Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

NEW YEAR SAME YOU NO. 1597

Neon Orange Ink

KNOW WHAT’S IN HERE $ NO. 1606

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

REALLY HARD TO SHOP FOR $ NO. 1607

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

KEEP YOU QUIET NO. 1605

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

NOT DRIED UP YET NO. 1610

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPY HALF BIRTHDAY NO. 1614

Black Ink

URBAN DICTIONARY YEARS OLD NO. 1596

Black Ink

NIGHT YOU’LL NEVER REMEMBER NO. 1572

Neon Orange Ink & Gold Foil Paper Clip

BORN IN THE LATE 1900S NO. 1570

Black Ink

OLDIE, BUT A GOODIE NO. 1576

Neon Orange Ink

HBD GOAT NO. 1587

Gold Foil

BIRTHDAY CARDS
4
NEW
NEW
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

ARE WE ADULTS NO. 1099

Black Ink

SORRY I CALLED YOU OLD NO. 1407 Black Ink

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

you fucking fos sil

CHEERS TO YOU, BIRTHDAY GIRL !

HBD FUCKING FOSSIL NO. 1239

Black Ink

CHEERS BIRTHDAY GIRL NO. 1154

Neon Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

EXTRA DIRTY BIRTHDAY NO. 1149

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

I SMELL OLD PEOPLE NO. 1025 Black Ink

TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK NO. 1536 Black Ink

BIRTHDAY BABE NO. 1557 Gold Foil

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING NO. 1529

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

ABSOLUTE LEGEND NO. 1530

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS NO. 1531

Sunrise Orange Ink

BIRTHDAY FAVORITE CHILD NO. 1532 Black Ink

ONLY THING OLDER THAN YOU STARS NO. 1533

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

SIRI DEFINE ELDERLY NO. 1534

Black Ink

DAMMIT ALEXA NO. 1535

Black Ink

THE DO-OVER NO. 1505

Black Ink

WONDERFUL HUMAN BIRTHDAY NO. 1523

Neon Orange Ink

PLOTTING YOUR DEATH NO. 1498 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS
PER STYLE
A2
CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6
5
BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
BEST
BEST

BIRTHYAY ALL DAY NO. 1127

Light Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

let’s gr ow o ld and wr nkl y together botox

BIRTHDAY MOM MISTAKEN SIS NO. 1238

Rose Gold Foil

GROW OLD BOTOX TOGETHER NO. 1093

Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink

HOW THE F DID WE GET THIS OLD NO. 1363 Black Ink

QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS NO. 1305 Black Ink

FABULOUS YEAR YET NO. 1226

Neon Pink Ink

BIRTHDAY BABE

ALL THE LOVE ON BIRTHDAY NO. 1339

Silver Matte Foil & Gold Paper Clip

WISHING YOU A ROSÉ BIRTHDAY!

BIRTHDAY PLANT LADY NO. 1409

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ROSE BIRTHDAY NO. 1210

Light Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HBIC NO. 1314 Black Ink

BIRTHDAY LOVE NO. 1342 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ARMS LONG ENOUGH NO. 1454 Black Ink

BIRTHDAY BABE - SUNNIES NO. 1336

Sunset Pink & Rose Gold Paper Clip

IT’S

BIRTHDAYS ARE FOR OLD PEOPLE NO. 1031 Black Ink

HFB HEART NO. 1228

Neon Coral & Neon Pink Ink

ANOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1005

Black Ink

BIRTHDAY LET’S DANCE NO. 1123 Black Ink

BOUGIE BIRTHDAY NO. 1528

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BIRTHDAY CARDS
YOUR BIRTHDAY let’s fucking dance
6 BEST BEST BEST BEST

BIRTHDAY QUEEN NO. 1391 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BLOODY GOOD BIRTHDAY NO. 1379 Green, Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1061

Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink

LIVER MONTH NO. 1380 Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

TOO LOUD IN HERE NO. 1456 Black Ink

WORLD ON FIRE NO. 1489

Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK NO. 1536 HOW THE F DID WE GET THIS OLD NO. 1363 BORN IN THE LATE 1900S NO. 1570
7

BIRTHDAY CARDS

HAPPY BIRTHD AY

GIVE OR TAKE BIRTHDAY NO. 1113 Black Ink

CANDLE & CAKE SITUATION NO. 1221 Black Ink

COOLEST DUDE BIRTHDAY NO. 1008 Navy & Grey Ink

READ MENU W/ FLASHLIGHT NO. 1457 Black Ink

BIRTHDAY FAVORITE HUMAN NO. 1414

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

CHEERS BEST LIFE NO. 1404

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ADULT-ING IS HARD

BOTTOMLESS BIRTHDAY NO. 1265

Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPY DUCKING BIRTHDAY

DUCKING BIRTHDAY NO. 1282 Black Ink

DESERVE EVERY SIP NO. 1258 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE NO. 1058 Neon Pink Ink

ADULTING IS HARD NO. 1105

Black Ink

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE GOLD NO. 1156

Rose Gold Foil

YOU NEED TO LIFT NO. 1189

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU’RE TOO OLD FOR ME NOW NO. 1362 Black Ink

BANNER: BIRTHDAY WISHES NO. 1550

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

CHEERS TO YOU! YOU DESERVE EVERY SIP
CANDLE & CAKE SITUATION IS OFFICIALLY A FIRE HAZARD HAPPY
YOUR
BIRTHDAY
or take a week or two.
Give
wishing you a bottomless birthday
YOU DUCKING DUCK
8 BEST

LOVE & ANNIVERSARY CARDS

LOVING YOU IS EASY NO. 1627 Black Ink

FAVORITE HUSBAND NO. 1630 Black Ink

YOU’RE A REAL CAT-CH NO. 1640 Black Ink

LOVE OF MY LIFE NO. 1615 Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU MAKE ME FEEL NO. 1619

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE YOUR FACE NO. 1571

Silver Foil

YOU FEEL LIKE HOME NO. 1578 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU’RE A FOREVER TYPE OF THING NO. 1582 Black Ink

DIRTY THOUGHTS NO. 1589 Black Ink

DON’T REMEMBER TIME BEFORE YOU NO. 1575 Black Ink

GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU NO. 1565 Black Ink

LOVE

YO

YOU’RE

I F

PRETTY AWESOME YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST

CKING

FUCKING LOVE YOU NO. 1187

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209 Black Ink

9 NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST

LOVE ALL YOUR CRAZY NO. 1259 Black Ink U AND ALL YOUR CRAZY
MY
and will ove you fo eve
YOU’RE MY PERSON NO. 1122 Black Ink
PERSON
DOING LIFE WITH YOU NO. 1204 Black Ink
DOING THIS LIFE THING WITH YOU IS
FAVORITE HUMAN NO. 1038 Black Ink
LOVE
Light Grey & Neon Coral Ink
YOU
LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
CHOOSE YOU FOREVER NO. 1602 Black Ink

LOVE & ANNIVERSARY CARDS A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE

WEIRDEST PERSON I KNOW NO. 1062 Black Ink

ROMANTIC CARDS NO. 1490

Neon Coral Ink

HEART HAPPY NO. 1483

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU + ME ALWAYS NO. 1477

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FOREVER AND EVER NO. 1479

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU, AS A HUSBAND NO. 1496

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LAUGH FAVORITE SOUND NO. 1281 Black Ink

HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS NO. 1406 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

CLOSE SECOND NO. 1186 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU’VE SURVIVED ANOTHER 365 DAYS OF CAPTIVITY.

SURVIVED CAPTIVITY NO. 1212 Black Ink

YOU ME + THE DOG NO. 1416 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ALWAYS AN ADVENTURE W/ YOU NO. 1311 Black Ink

I LOVE YOU THE ABSOLUTE MOST NO. 1377

Black Ink

MARRIAGE FOREVER ROOMMATE NO. 1211 Black Ink

PUT UP WITH ME NO. 1354 Black Ink

LIKE IT DIRTY NO. 1179 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ALL MY LOVE BOLD NO. 1334 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

I LOVE US NO. 1017

Black & Red Ink

MARRIAGE THE ART OF NO KILLING YOUR FOREVER ROOMMATE
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
YOUR
IS MY FAVORITE SOUND
LAUGH
ROMANTIC CARDS MAKE ME VOMIT
10

EXPENSIVE HOBBY NO. 1249 Black Ink

NOT SICK OF YOU YET NO. 1098 Black Ink

WIFEY FOR LIFEY NO. 1004 Black Ink

BEST VALENTINE NO. 1181 Red Ink

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY NO. 1478 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

11

I C ANNO T BELIEVE I’m no sick of you yet.
MARRIAGE: STFU NO. 1369 Black Ink IT’S AN EXPENSIVE HOBBY BUT I MARRIED YOU ANYWAY
YOU FEEL LIKE HOME NO. 1578 LOVE YOUR FACE NO. 1571

RELATIONSHIP GOALS NO. 1611

Sunset Pink Ink

HAPPILY EVER AFTER NO. 1609

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LET’S GET TOASTY NO. 1618

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MAZEL TOV NO. 1617

Blue Foil

CHEERS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE NO. 1525

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MARRIAGE: HIGHLY RECOMMEND NO. 1492

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FOREVER AND EVER NO. 1479

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

SAME PENIS FOREVER NO. 1436

Black Ink

BANNER: JUST MARRIED NO. 1549

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

THIS CALLS FOR BUBBLY NO. 1303

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

LEGALLY BINDING NO. 1114

Black Ink

OPEN BAR WEDDING NO. 1425

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

UNIVERSE MAKES SENSE NO. 1579

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ENGAGED AF NO. 1230

Holographic Foil

WEDDING
ENGAGEMENT CARDS
&
SAME PENIS FOREVER!
12
BEST BEST BEST BEST

FRIENDSHIP CARDS

BIG LOVE FOR YOU NO. 1612

Sunset Pink Ink

BEACH, PLEASE NO. 1599

Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LIGHT UP MY LIFE NO. 1604

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BAD ASS BITCH NO. 1622 Holographic Foil

BEST

FAVORITE BEE-OTCH NO. 1592

Neon Pink Ink

WEIGHTED BLANKET NO. 1574 Black Ink

HI FRIEND NO. 1584

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

DON’T REMEMBER TIME BEFORE YOU NO. 1575 Black Ink

BEST GAY BAE NO. 1564 Black Ink

UNLICENSED THERAPIST NO. 1527 Black Ink

YOU, AS A BEST FRIEND NO. 1495 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU ARE SUPER WOMAN NO. 1556 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

DAMN GOOD FRIEND NO. 1486

Black Ink

ABSOLUTE BEST HEART NO. 1522

MISS YOUR FACE NO. 1041

Neon Orange Ink

FUCKED WITHOUT YOU.

I’D

FUCKED WITHOUT YOU NO. 1251 Black Ink

TOTAL BITCH NO. 1142 Black Ink

13

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip BE SO
SO PRETTY NO. 1439 Black Ink
BEST BEST BEST
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
14
UNLICENSED THERAPIST NO. 1527 WEIGHTED BLANKET NO. 1574

FRIENDSHIP CARDS

MURDER PODCAST OBSESSION NO. 1368 Black Ink

UNIT OF MEASUREMENT NO. 1153 Black Ink

SPEAKERPHONE NO. 1306 Black Ink

BESTIE FOR THE RESTIE

PARTNER IN WINE NO. 1297

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

HELL OF A DIFFERENCE NO. 1361 Black Ink

YOU’RE THE TITS NO. 1143 Black Ink

BESTIE FOR THE RESTIE NO. 1184 Neon Orange Ink

BEST SISTERFRIEND NO. 1248 Black Ink

CHEER UP FUCKER

CHEER UP FUCKER NO. 1121 Black Ink

CLASSY BITCH NO. 1152 Black Ink

YOU’RE MY SOUL SISTER NO. 1029 Black Ink

BEST SEESTER EVER NO. 1232 Neon Coral Ink

WHAT DOESN’T KILL US NO. 1562

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE NO. 1438 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

PER STYLE
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6
THE BEST SISTERFRIEND A GAL COULD ASK FOR
15
BEST BEST BEST

GERIATRIC MILLENNIAL CHECKLIST NO. 1644

Black Ink

DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE TEENS NO. 1643 Black Ink

WISH YOU WERE HERE NO. 1613

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THIRST TRAP NO. 1586

Neon coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FUCK INTO THE ABYSS NO. 1526 Black Ink

LESS AND LESS COOL NO. 1583 Black Ink

BEST TEACHER EVER NO. 1542

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL NO. 1544

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

SENDING LOVE YOUR WAY NO. 1546

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ONLY WITH YOU FOR THE BOXES NO. 1553 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

GOOD HEART BAD MOUTH NO. 1559 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU SAY FUCK A LOT. like that about you.

SECRETS AND LIES CHECKLIST NO. 1569

Black Ink

CRAZY CAT LADY CLUB NO. 1499

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HUSBAND WANTS ME TO STOP NO. 1507 Black Ink

HOME DEPOT NO. 1351

Black Ink

ARE WE ADULTS NO. 1099

Black Ink

YOU SAY FUCK A LOT NO. 1118 Black Ink

VODKA CURES EVERYTHING NO. 1191

Black, Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

EVERYDAY CARDS
16 NEW NEW
NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST

WHERE THERE’S A WOMAN NO. 1324 Black Ink

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW NO. 1233 Black Ink

FOR FUCK’S SAKE

FOR FUCK’S SAKE NO. 1252 Black Ink

FAMILY SO WEIRD NO. 1012 Black Ink

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
17 BEST ARE WE ADULTS NO. 1099

CONGRATULATIONS CARDS

I AM SHOOKETH NO. 1623 Black Ink

LOVE THIS FOR YOU NO. 1639 Holographic Foil

GOODBYE SECURITY DEPOSIT NO. 1603

Black Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ALL HAIL NO. 1616 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

LET’S GET TOASTY NO. 1618

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MAZEL TOV NO. 1617 Blue Foil

BAMF NO. 1588 Blue Foil

YAY NO. 1558 Gold Foil

SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU NO. 1563 Black Ink

YOU GROW GIRL NO. 1408

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU ARE A BADASS NO. 1037 Black Ink

FUCKING ROCKSTAR NO. 1472 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

HGTV YOUR NEW PLACE NO. 1481

Black Ink

YOUR TIME TO SHINE NO. 1491

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

I hear you are killin it (I

KILLIN’ IT NO. 1092 Black Ink

THIS CALLS FOR BUBBLY NO. 1303

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

HBIC NO. 1314 Black Ink

OMFG NO. 1547

Holographic Foil

expected nothing less)
18 NEW NEW NEW NEW
BEST
BEST
BEST

SO EXCITED FOR YOU NO. 1319 Holographic Foil

CHAMP IN CHAMPAGNE NO. 1426

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

HOUSE OR SOMETHING NO. 1350 Black Ink

BANNER: CONGRATULATIONS NO. 1548 Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

LOW KEY FLEX - CROWN NO. 1590

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

MANIFEST THAT SHIT NO. 1540

Holographic Foil & Gold Paper Clip

GRADUATION CARDS

BEING AWESOME NO. 1155 Neon Orange Ink

GOOD THINGS COME NO. 1045 Black Ink

LOOKING GRAD NO. 1645 Gold Foil

ADULTHOOD W9 NO. 1166 Black Ink

GRAD SELF NO. 1165 Black Ink

CON-GRAD-ULATIONS NO. 1421 Black Ink

GOOD THINGS COME NO. 1045 MANIFEST THAT SHIT NO. 1540

WELCOME TO ADULTHOOD SEARCH what is a w9? GR AD SELF! go on with your
19 NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE

THANK YOU CARDS

FILLING MY CUP NO. 1631

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

SIMPLY THE BEST NO. 1632 Black Ink

BOTTOM OF MY HEART NO. 1633

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

NOTHING BUTT LOVE & THANKS NO. 1646

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS A MILLION NO. 1608

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

NEVER HIGH AND DRY NO. 1600

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209 Black Ink

thanks f beingawesome!

THANK YOU PALM NO. 1555

Gold Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST NO. 1209 Black Ink

CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH NO. 1521 Silver Foil

THANKS FOR KEEPING MY CRAZY TRAIN ON THE TRACKS

THANKS BEING AWESOME NO. 1082

Neon Pink Ink

OWE YOU ONE NO. 1190

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANK YOU ROSE GOLD NO. 1157

Rose Gold Foil

SHIT CIRCUS NO. 1312 Black Ink

CRAZY TRAIN ON THE TRACKS NO. 1488 Black Ink

EVEN BITCHES SAY THANK YOU NO. 1003 Black Ink

YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST
20
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW NEW NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST

SORRY & ENCOURAGEMENT CARDS

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE NEW NEW NEW NEW

FUCK THAT GUY NO. 1625 Black Ink

SENDING YOU LOVE IN THIS SHITTY SEASON NO. 1637 Black Ink

EVERYTHING IS HEAVY NO. 1591 Black Ink

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK NO. 1601 Gold Foil

SAID SOME NOT NICE THINGS NO. 1581 Black Ink

I CAN’T FIX IT BUT I’M HERE NO. 1580 Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip

I’M SO SORRY - CAT NO. 1501

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WELL, THAT FUCKING SUCKS NO. 1573 Black Ink

QUITE A SERIES FINALE NO. 1585 Black Ink

SHITUATION NO. 1537 Black Ink

HEALING VIBES NO. 1539 Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip

YOU’VE GOT THIS NO. 1561 Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BEST BEST BEST

SHIT SUNDAE NO. 1337 Black Ink

WE NEVER LIKED HIM NO. 1046 Black Ink

I’M SO SORRY FRIEND NO. 1304 Black Ink

I’M SO SORRY PAW NO. 1415 Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

ONE CLUSTER AFTER ANOTHER NO. 1506 Black Ink

WELL SHIT NO. 1207 Black Ink

21
I’M SO SORRY
WELL, SHIT.

PARENTS & BABY CARDS

WELCOME TO PARENTING

MOM HAT IS MY FAVORITE NO. 1636

Black Ink

RAISE A ROCKSTAR HUMAN NO. 1629 Gold Foil

WTP OCTOPUS PAJAMAS NO. 1516 Black Ink

WTP SLEEP OBSESSION NO. 1513 Black Ink

WTP NEVER ON TIME NO. 1515 Black Ink

I LIKE BIG BUMPS NO. 1510 Sunset Pink Ink

GOING TO BE THE BEST PARENTS NO. 1482 Silver Foil

YOUR HOO-HA & YOUR HEART NO. 1322 Black Ink

PREGNANT ON PURPOSE NO. 1255 Black Ink

MOTHER’S & FATHER’S DAY CARDS

OH SHIT DIAPER NO. 1030 Black Ink

PLEASE LET GO OF YOUR PENIS

NEVER THOUGHT PENIS NO. 1292 Black Ink

YOU ARE OUR EVERYTHING-MD NO. 1634

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FAMILY GLUE NO. 1638

Neon Pink Ink

YOU ARE OUR EVERYTHING-FD NO. 1635 Blue Foil & Gold Paper Clip

BEST BABY DADDY NO. 1642 Silver Foil

BEST AUNTIE EVER NO. 1593

Neon Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BEST STEPMOM EVER NO. 1594

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

YOU GOT PREGNANT! ON PURPOSE! IMPRESSIVE!
YOUR OBSESSION WITH SLEEP BEGINS NOW.
THINGS NEVER THOUGHT WOULD SAY AS A PA RENT
22
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW BEST BEST BEST BEST

MOTHER’S & FATHER’S DAY CARDS

SUPER MOM NO. 1518

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

SUPER DAD NO. 1517

Neon Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

KEEPING ALIVE MOTHER’S NO. 1412

Sunset Pink & Gold Paper Clip

I’M AWESOME - MOM NO. 1349 Black Ink

YOU WERE RIGHT MOM NO. 1325 Black Ink

BEST

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

MISTAKEN AS SISTER NO. 1027

Neon Pink Ink

YOU WERE RIGHT DAD NO. 1326 Black Ink

I’M AWESOME - DAD NO. 1348 Black Ink

FIXING LIFE POWER DRILL NO. 1022 Black Ink

MY FAVORITE ATM - FATHER’S NO. 1317 Black Ink

MOTHER BY MANY NAMES NO. 1077

Neon Pink & Light Grey Ink

FATHER BY MANY NAMES NO. 1065 Neon Orange & Blue Ink

BEST DOG DAD EVER NO. 1418

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

BEST DOG MOM EVER NO. 1419

Ink & Gold Paper Clip

MIRROR MIRROR NO. 1519 Black Ink

you
ever be mistaken
May
fo
as my sister.
23
Black
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE
BEST
BEST
BEST
BEST BEST BEST

LOVE FROM FLORIDA NO. 1458

Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - FL NO. 1459

Mimosa Orange Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS Y’ALL - GA NO. 1460

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - GA NO. 1461

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM GEORGIA NO. 1462

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - OH NO. 1463

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM OHIO NO. 1464

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISHING YOU AN OK BIRTHDAY NO. 1465

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM OKLAHOMA NO. 1466

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HEART LOVE FROM CA NO. 1261

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM LA NO. 1264

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM BAY NO. 1268

Sunset Pink Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - CA NO. 1403

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM TX NO. 1279

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS Y’ALL TX NO. 1277

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

TEXAS SIZED BIRTHDAY NO. 1276

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - MI NO. 1395

Blank Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM THE MITTEN - MI NO. 1402

Mellow Yellow Ink & Gold Paper Clip

STATE COLLECTION PAPER CLIP CARDS
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WISH YOU WERE HERE - MN NO. 1396

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE

LOVE FROM MINNESOTA

LOVE FROM - MN NO. 1397

Neon Coral Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE

THANKS Y’ALL

LOVE FROM NORTH CAROLINA

HERE

WISH YOU WERE HERE - VA NO. 1400

Red ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS Y’ALL - VA NO. 1399

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

WISH YOU WERE HERE - NC NO. 1394

Powder Blue Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM - NC NO. 1401

Powder Blue Ink & Gold Paper Clip

THANKS Y’ALL - NC NO. 1364

Black Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM - VA NO. 1398

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

LOVE FROM VIRGINIA 25
A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE

HOLIDAYS CARDS

A2 FOLDED CARD / LETTERPRESS CARDS: $3 , PAPER CLIP CARDS: $3.25 , MOQ: 6 PER STYLE

HOLIDAY RIVALRY

my balls are bigger yeah, but my carrot is bigger

TIS THE SEASON

MERRY WTF MAS NO. 1621

Red Foil & Gold Paper Clip

ALL IS CALM NO. 1620

Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

TIS THE SEASON NO. 1217

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HOLIDAY RIVALRY NO. 1169 Black Ink

LIGHT IT UP HANUKKAH NO. 1070

Navy & Yellow Ink

FA LA FUCKING LA NO. 1294

Holographic Foil

MERRY EVERYTHING NO. 1064 Gold Foil

HO FO SHO NO. 1447

Red Ink

LET’S GET MERRY NO. 1449

Red, Green Ink & Gold Paper Clip

HO IN HOLIDAY NO. 1446 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

PEACE JOY & LOVE HEART NO. 1440 Silver Foil & Gold Paper Clip

SWEET BABY JESUS NO. 1470 Red Ink

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

FELIZ NAVI-DOG PAWPRINT NO. 1448

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

JINGLE HELL NO. 1445

Black Ink

MORE THAN MISTLETOE NO. 1171

Silver Ink & Gold Paper Clip

SANTA’S FAVORITE HELPER NO. 1218

Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip

FESTIVE AS FUCK NO. 1021

Red & Green Ink

HAPPY HOLIDAYS MISTLETOE NO. 1173

Red, Green Ink & Gold Paper Clip

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BEST BEST
BEST BEST
BEST
NAUGHTY LIST MARTINI NO. 1167 Red Ink & Gold Paper Clip LAST FOR 8 NIGHTS NO. 1225 Navy Ink MERRY EVERYTHING NO. 1064 27
TRAITS
TWIST
RANTS + RAVES
COVER
COVER
STYLE
THAT SHIT
COVER JOURNALS - BRIGHTS
F*CKING DAY
NOT PERFECTION
28 NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
TOXIC
JRNB017 Gold Foil PLOT
JRNB018 Gold Foil
JRNB019 Gold Foil 5.25” X 8.25” / HARD
JOURNALS, 256 LINED PAGES WHITE RIBBON PAGE MARKER / GOLD FOIL PRINTED
$8.75 EACH , MOQ: 3 PER
MANIFEST
JRNB012 Gold Foil HARD
WHAT A
JRNB015 Gold Foil CONSISTENCY
JRNB016 Gold Foil

YOU ARE SO PRETTY JRNB013 Gold Foil

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW JRNB014 Gold Foil

LIVING MY BEST LIFE JRNB009 Gold Foil

GET SHIT DONE JRNB010 Gold Foil

I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING JRNB011 Gold Foil

CHEER UP FUCKER

JRNB005

Gold Foil

WHERE THERE’S A WOMAN

JRNB006 Gold Foil

EVERYTHING IS FINE JRNB007 Gold Foil

LESS ATTITUDE MORE GRATITUDE JRNB008 Gold Foil

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BEST

LIVING MY BEST LIFE

WNP001 Gold Foil

MAKE IT RAIN

WNP006 Gold Foil

WORK HARD BE NICE

WNP005 Gold Foil

HELL OF A DAY WNP002 Gold Foil

ALL THE FUCKING THINGS

WNP003 Gold Foil

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PLANNER
X 8” / 50 PERFORATED SHEETS / $8 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE
WEEKLY
PADS 10”
BEST
BEST

WORK

X 8” / 65 LINED, PERFORATED SHEETS $4.75
PER STYLE
NOTEPADS 5”
EACH, MOQ: 3
HARD, BE NICE... NP022 Gold Foil ALL THE F*CKING THINGS NP023 Gold Foil ADULTING + OTHER HARD SHIT NP020 Gold Foil DO IT RIGHT, RIGHT NOW NP021 Gold Foil
REMAINING FUCKS NP026 Gold Foil
GOOD INTENTIONS NP027 Gold Foil
FUCK IT UP
DADDY DO LIST NP024 Gold Foil DON’T
NP025 Gold Foil
31 BEST
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
MANIFEST THAT SHIT NP018 Gold Foil
NEW
32 NOTEPADS GROCERIES GONE WILD NP014 Gold Foil 5” X 8” / 65 LINED, PERFORATED SHEETS / $4.75 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE I LOVE MY JOB... NP008 Gold Foil KILLIN’ IT NP009 Gold Foil FOR FUCK’S SAKE NP010 Gold Foil NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE NP019 Gold Foil GOOD THINGS COME NP006 Gold Foil GET SHIT DONE NP007 Gold Foil REASONABLE DEMANDS NP011 Gold Foil WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW NP012 Gold Foil MOM BRAIN NP013 Gold Foil DO THE DAMN THING NP003 Gold Foil THINGS I’LL DO TOMORROW NP004 Gold Foil WHAT SHALL I FUCK WITH NP005 Gold Foil COMPLETE BEFORE HAPPY HOUR NP001 Gold Foil HUSBAND OF THE YEAR NP002 Gold Foil FA LA FUCKING LA NP015 Gold Foil NAUGHTY LIST NP016 Gold Foil OVERACHIEVER NP017 Gold Foil BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
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COCKTAIL NAPKINS

3 PLY PAPER COCKTAIL NAPKINS / 24 NAPKINS PER PACK / 10”X10” WHEN UNFOLDED / $3.50 EACH , MOQ: 4 PER STYLE TOO OLD FOR TIKTOK NPK001 READY TO STUMBLE NPK002 LET’S GET TOASTY NPK003 BIRTHYAY ALL DAY NPK004 WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW NPK005 LOUD IN HERE NPK006 34 NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

LIFE OF THE FUCKING PARTY NPK009

ANOTHER FUCKING BIRTHDAY NPK007 OUR FAMILY IS SO WEIRD NPK008
FUCK ALL Y’ALL NPK010 CAN MY LIVER KEEP UP NPK011
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CHEER UP FUCKER NPK012
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

DRINKWARE JUMBO STACKABLE MUGS

16 OZ. STACKABLE CERAMIC MUG / GOLD FOIL PRINTING / $9 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)

NOTE: NOT MICROWAVE SAFE. HANDWASH ONLY.

F*CK ALL Y’ALL MUG045 Gold Foil

GIRD YOUR LOINS MUG042 Gold Foil

LEVEL UP MUG043 Gold Foil

WOKE UP AGAIN MUG044 Gold Foil

COPING AND HOPING MUG037 Gold Foil

MANIFEST THAT SHIT MUG038 Gold Foil

YOU ARE SO PRETTY MUG039 Gold Foil

BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD MUG040 Gold Foil

LIFE OF THE FUCKING PARTY MUG041 Gold Foil

EVERYTHING IS FINE MUG036 Gold Foil

WHAT A FUCKING DAY MUG031 Gold Foil

ALL RISE RBG COLLAR* MUG032 Gold Foil

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY MUG033 Gold Foil

PLEASE STOP TALKING MUG027 Gold Foil

DAY DRINKER MUG028 Gold Foil

MORE FUCKING GRATITUDE MUG017 Gold Foil

FOR FUCK’S SAKE MUG008 Gold Foil

GET SHIT DONE MUG004 Gold Foil

*10% of all sales of the All Rise collection will be donated to Hey Jane.

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BEST
BEST BEST
BEST

CHEER UP FUCKER

MUG002 Gold Foil

SHITSHOW MUG005 Gold Foil

BREAKFAST WINE MUG009 Gold Foil

BADASS MUG010 Gold Foil

HBIC MUG014 Gold Foil

NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM MUG024 Gold Foil

GOOD THINGS COME MUG001 Gold Foil

WOMAN THERE’S A WAY MUG016 Gold Foil

Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product.

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BEST BEST

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

ABOUT TO MAKE A SCENE

WINE044 Gold Foil

OFF DUTY WINE045 Gold Foil

SO FAR SO GOOD WINE046 Gold Foil

NEW NEW

ARE WE THERE YET WINE047 Gold Foil

SURVIVING NOT THRIVING WINE040 Gold Foil

BEST AUNTIE EVER WINE041 Gold Foil

LEFT OF MY SANITY WINE042 Gold Foil

THIRST TRAP WINE043 Gold Foil

COPING AND HOPING WINE036 Gold Foil

CLASSY BITCH WINE001 Gold Foil

I HATE EVERYONE WINE025 Gold Foil

HAPPIEST HOUR WINE003 Gold Foil

Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product.

38 DRINKWARE WINE
GLASSES

NOTE: HANDWASH ONLY.

I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY WINE032 Gold Foil

WINE033

Foil

BEST

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW WINE006 Gold Foil

BESTIE WINE037 Gold Foil

CROWN FITS WINE038 Gold Foil

THE GOOD LIFE WINE039 Gold Foil

SELF CARE WINE002 Gold Foil

FOR FUCK’S SAKE WINE026 Gold Foil

WHAT A FUCKING DAY WINE027 Gold Foil

PLEASE STOP TALKING WINE023 Gold Foil

EVERYTHING IS FINE WINE016 Gold Foil

CHILL THE FUCK OUT WINE012 Gold Foil

BIRTHDAY BABE WINE004 Gold Foil

CHEER UP FUCKER WINE005 Gold Foil

JESUS JUICE WINE014 Gold Foil

MOMMY’S SIPPY CUP WINE007 Gold Foil

I LOVE MY FAMILY WINE008 Gold Foil

PRINTING
DONE PARENTING FOR TODAY
Gold
19 OZ. STEMLESS GLASSES / GOLD FOIL
$8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT)
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BEST
WELL DESERVED WINE021 Gold Foil BEST BEST BEST BEST
BEST
40
Gold Foil
Gold Foil
THAN MISTLETOE
Gold Foil FA LA
LA
Gold Foil
FESTIVE AF WINE019
SANTA’S FAVORITE HELPER WINE020
EFFECTIVE
WINE017
FUCKING
WINE018
DRINKWARE HOLIDAY
Gold Foil FA LA
LA ROCKS030 Gold Foil
FESTIVE AF ROCKS029
FUCKING
DRINKWARE ROCKS GLASSES FUCK ALL Y’ALL ROCKS056 Gold Foil DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN ROCKS057 Gold Foil PUT IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE ROCKS058 Gold Foil BUT DID WE DIE ROCKS059 Gold Foil SURVIVING NOT THRIVING ROCKS052 Gold Foil IN CASE OF CLUSTERF*CK ROCKS053 Gold Foil LIFE OF THE F*CKING PARTY ROCKS054 Gold Foil F*CK F*CKITY F*CK ROCKS055 Gold Foil DONE PARENTING FOR TODAY ROCKS047 Gold Foil COPING AND HOPING ROCKS048 Gold Foil ALL RISE RBG COLLAR* ROCKS041 Gold Foil MANIFEST THAT SHIT ROCKS049 Gold Foil BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD ROCKS050 Gold Foil REMAINING FUCKS ROCKS051 Gold Foil I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY ROCKS042 Gold Foil 13.25 OZ. ROCKS GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING $8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT) *10% of all sales of the All Rise collection will be donated to Hey Jane. 41 NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
42 FUCKING ROCKSTAR ROCKS044 Gold Foil STAYIN ALIVE ROCKS045 Gold Foil CHILL THE F OUT ROCKS004 Gold Foil CHEER UP FUCKER ROCKS005 Gold Foil WHAT A FUCKING DAY ROCKS039 Gold Foil WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW ROCKS009 Gold Foil FOR FUCK’S SAKE ROCKS011 Gold Foil I HATE EVERYONE ROCKS034 Gold Foil MAKE IT STOP ROCKS036 Gold Foil 13.25 OZ. ROCKS GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING $8 EACH , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 12 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT) BADASS ROCKS001 Gold Foil HAPPIEST HOUR ROCKS010 Gold Foil CLASSY BITCH ROCKS014 Gold Foil Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product. FUCK IT ROCKS028 Gold Foil EVERYTHING IS FINE ROCKS026 Gold Foil SO PRETTY ROCKS040 Gold Foil DRINKWARE ROCKS GLASSES BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
ZEN AF ROCKS021 Gold Foil HUBBY ROCKS008 Gold Foil WIFEY ROCKS007 Gold Foil LOVE MY FAMILY ROCKS020 Gold Foil NOTE: HANDWASH ONLY. 43
44

GLASS

MATCHES

PUT IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE MATCH013

ABOUT TO MAKE A SCENE MATCH011 MAKE A WISH MATCH012 IT WASN’T ME MATCH009 IN CASE OF CLUSTERF*CK MATCH010

LEFT OF MY SANITY MATCH004 EVERYTHING IS FINE MATCH001 IN CASE OF SHITSHOW MATCH003 FUCK WITH TODAY MATCH005

MAKE GOOD DECISIONS MATCH006

FIRE IN THE HOLE MATCH008 REMAINING FUCKS MATCH002

DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN MATCH007

BOTTLE
1.84 X 4.75 / 1.8 OZ GLASS BOTTLE / 40 COUNT WOODEN MATCHES STRIKER ON SIDE / GOLD LID $7 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE
45
BEST BEST BEST
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
46
PAINTED GLASS IN BOXES GOOD VIBES BOXCAN010 Tropical Mimosa
AND EVER BOXCAN007 Conscious Escape BIG LOVE FOR YOU BOXCAN008 Blood Orange Grapefruit
TOV
Oud REMAINING FUCKS BOXCAN004 Santal Intenso BEST LESS ATTITUDE MORE GRATITUDE BOXCAN005 Conscious Escape NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW BEST
11 OZ. CANDLE, POURED IN LOS ANGELES / LEAD FREE COTTON WICK COCONUT OIL WAX BLEND / BURN TIME 60 HOURS / LABEL IS FOIL PRINTED DECORATIVE 3.5 X 3.5 X 4.25 BOX WITH GOLD FOIL ACCENTS / $18 . MOQ: 3 CANDLES
FOREVER
MAZEL
BOXCAN011 Spiced

BEST

BIRTHDAY BABE BOXCAN003 California Coast

GRANT ME THE SERENITY BOXCAN006 Spiced Oud

LET’S PARTY

BOXCAN001 Blood Orange Grapefruit

YAY BOXCAN002 Tropical Mimosa

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CANDLES 13.25 OZ. GLASS / GOLD FOIL PRINTING* $20 PER CANDLE , MOQ: CASE PACKS OF 6 (ANY STYLE ASSORTMENT) ON THE ROCKS CANDLE SPECS: Food grade coconut oil wax blend, 11 oz. poured by hand in Los Angeles, Lead-free cotton wick, Clean burn, Burn time: 60-65 hours NOTE: HANDWASH ONLY. BRIGHTER DAYS AHEAD CANDLE029 California Coast Gold Foil MANIFEST THAT SHIT CANDLE028 Conscious Escape Gold Foil SO PRETTY CANDLE027 Blood Orange & Grapefruit Gold Foil WHAT A FUCKING DAY CANDLE026 Lime & Lychee Gold Foil I HATE EVERYONE CANDLE024 Blood Orange & Grapefruit Gold Foil FUCKING ROCKSTAR CANDLE030 Spiced Oud Gold Foil CHILL THE F OUT CANDLE004 Lime & Lychee Scent Gold Foil CHEER UP FUCKER CANDLE005 Red Currant & Bamboo Scent Gold Foil BADASS CANDLE003 Spicy Lavender Citrus Amber Scent Gold Foil WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW CANDLE008 Spicy Santal Gold Foil CLASSY BITCH CANDLE009 Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil ZEN AF CANDLE011 Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil Please see page 55 for PropCA65 information on the foil printing on this product. FUCK IT CANDLE018 Spicy Lavender & Citrus Amber Gold Foil EVERYTHING IS FINE CANDLE016 Black Currant & Quince Gold Foil A TWO-FER GIFT! CANDLE VESSEL BECOMES A COCKTAIL GLASS WHEN ITS CANDLE DAYS ARE DONE! BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST
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SHOWER STEAMERS

AROMATHERAPY SHOWER STEAMERS MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS NO PHTHALATES, NO PARABENS, NO SULFATES

BOX SIZE 6 X 3 X 2 / SET OF 8 .8OZ TABLETS

TABLETS MEASURE 1.75 X .5 / $12.50 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

Z5681-1

1. 2. 3.

FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS

Get that shower nice and steamy!

Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible.

The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope.

shower steamers set of 8

FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS

Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope. NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

CLEAN AF: FREE FROM PARABENS, SULFATES AND PHTHALATES

FRIENDLY AF: CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN

(Lime) Oil.

NEED TO PRETEND FOR A FEW MINUTES? We get it. Get your chill on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of spiced honey, bitter orange blossom and lime rush over you like an existential crisis and take a few minutes for yourself.

EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ

INGREDIENTS: Sodium

chezgagne.com • @chezgagne

HAPPY HOUR SHOWER STEAM005

Scent: Blood Orange Mimosa

EVERYTHING IS FINE STEAM003

Scent: Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli

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TODAY
DONE PARENTING
STEAM004 Scent: Orange Vanilla
Z5681-1
AS HELL
WAKE THE FUCK UP
Grapefruit
RELIEF
NEED A VACATION STEAM006 Scent: Coconut Lime YOU’RE SO PRETTY STEAM007 Scent: Rosé Garden
SEXY
STEAM009 Scent: Santal GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP STEAM010 Scent: Lavender
STEAM011 Scent:
SWEET
STEAM012 Scent: Eucalyptus PLEASE STOP TALKING STEAM013
V2 NEED SOME HAPPY? We get that. Get your dopamine hit without the booze with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the intoxicating scent of blood orange and grapefruit splash over you like a champagne cocktail to face. Because you deserve to be happy. chezgagne.com @chezgagne AROMATHERAPY MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS MADE IN CALIFORNIA CLEAN AF: FREE FROM PARABENS, SULFATES AND PHTHALATES FRIENDLY AF: CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Fragrance/Parfum, Water/Aqua, Maltodextrin, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Iron Oxides, Iron Oxides [Cl 77492]. shower steamers set of
FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS 1. 2. 3. Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on a ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope. Z5681-1 V1A
Scent: Blackberry Vanilla Musk
8
NEED A VACATION? Same. Get your escape on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of coconut and lime take you to a mental tropical beach vacation. We all could use one.
MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS MADE IN CALIFORNIA CLEAN AF: FREE FROM PARABENS, SULFATES AND PHTHALATES FRIENDLY AF: CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN
TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Water/Aqua, Maltodextrin, Fragrance/Parfum, Citrus Aurantifolia
chezgagne.com @chezgagne AROMATHERAPY
EACH
V3
AROMATHERAPY MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS MADE IN CALIFORNIA
Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Fragrance/Parfum, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua, Iron Oxides [CI 77492], Citrus Aurantium Amara (Bitter Orange), Leaf/Twig Oil, Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil. shower steamers set of 8 FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS 1. 2. 3. Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on a ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope. Z5681-1 V4 NEED SOME PEACE AND QUIET? We get that. Get your chill on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of orange and vanilla rush over you like your kiddos pouch over their fresh white shirt and take a few minutes for yourself. Because you deserve it. Obviously. chezgagne.com @chezgagne AROMATHERAPY MADE WITH ESSENTIAL OILS MADE IN CALIFORNIA CLEAN AF: FREE FROM PARABENS, SULFATES AND PHTHALATES FRIENDLY AF: CRUELTY FREE, VEGAN EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Fragrance/Parfum, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Oil, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua, Iron Oxides, Mica, Titanium Dioxide. shower
of 8
steamers set
1. 2. 3. Z5681-1

NEED A MINUTE?

NEED TO CHILL?

V5
BENEFITS
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We hear you. Get your zen on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of lavender take you to a meditative state of peace and calm that the Tibetan monks would be proud of. EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Oil, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua,Ultramarines [CI 77007]. shower steamers set of 8 FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY
1. 2. 3. Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on a ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope. ZEN AF STEAM002 Scent: Lavender + Rosemary CHILL THE FUCK OUT STEAM001 Scent: Eucalyptus
FESTIVE AF STEAM008 Scent: Spicy Clementine V3
BEST
Yep, that was rhetorical. Get your chill on with our aromatherapy shower steamers. Let the scent of eucalyptus rush over you like a xanax tidal wave and take a few chill minutes for yourself. EACH TABLET IS 0.8OZ INGREDIENTS: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Eucalyptus Globulus Leaf Oil, Maltodextrin, Water/Aqua, Chromium Oxide Green, Iron Oxides [CI 77492]. shower steamers set of 8 FOR BEST AROMATHERAPY BENEFITS 1. 2. 3. Get that shower nice and steamy! Allow some water to hit the steamer and then place it on ledge, soap dish or the shower floor out of direct water spray. For best aromatherapy benefits, place the steamer as close to your head as possible. The steamer will start dissolving and you’ll start relaxing! We hope.

HAND CR È ME

3.5 OZ / 2.4 X 5.75 RECYCLABLE TUBE WITH GOLD CAP MADE IN USA / MADE WITH COCOA BUTTER AND JOJOBA OIL $9 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

HAND JOB HC001 Scent: Sea Salt Citrus Neroli

ANTI-GRANNY HANDS HC002 Scent: Orange Vanilla

SAY NO TO CRACK-ED HC003

Scent: Blackberry Vanilla Musk

DEW ME HC004 Scent: Grapefruit

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NEW NEW NEW NEW

FACIAL MASKS

THREE LUXE FACIAL TREATMENTS IN EACH BOX BOX SIZE: 6 X 6.125, INNER SACHET SIZE: 4.72 X 5.7 MADE IN FRANCE — OUI! C’EST CHIC $15 EACH, MOQ: 3 PER STYLE

GLOW THE F*CK UP

MASK001

Brightening

DEW ME

MASK002

Moisturizing

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PRICING

PRODUCT M.O.Q. PRICE

Cards 6 $3

Paper Clip Cards 6 $3.25 Journals 3 $8.75

Planner Pads 3 $8.75

Notepads 3 $4.75

Cocktail Napkins 4 $3.50 Mugs

Case packs of 12, Any Assortment $9

Wine Glasses

Rocks Glasses

Case packs of 12, Any Assortment $8

Case packs of 12, Any Assortment $8

Glass Bottle Safety Matches 3 $7

Painted Candles, with Box 3 $18

Candles on the Rocks Case packs of 6, Any Assortment $20 Shower Steamers 3 $12.50

Hand Crème 3 $9

Facial Masks 3 $15

54 INFO ORDERING
GET SOCIAL FOLLOW US ON
ORDER
FOR A WHOLESALE ACCOUNT
READY TO PLACE AN ORDER? WE THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK Head on over to our website to request wholesale access and once you’re approved you can order directly through our site. Be sure to be logged in to see wholesale pricing. Want to skip the site altogether and send us an order via email? That’s cool too! Drop us a line with any questions or inquiries! LET’S
INSTAGRAM @CHEZGAGNE HOW TO
OR EMAIL: WHOLESALE@CHEZGAGNE.COM PHONE: 818.452.9900 FAIRE: CHEZGAGNE.FAIRE.COM OPENING ORDER: $200 REORDERS: $150 APPLY
AT: CHEZGAGNE.COM/WHOLESALE
*EFFECTIVE JANUARY 2023

THE FINE PRINT LEGAL

All greeting card designs are printed on vintage printing presses. Due to the handmade nature of letterpress printing, slight variations in ink coverage and registration are possible and are part of the beauty of this printing process.

MINIMUMS

$200 for opening orders and $150 for reorders. There is a $5 service charge for orders below minimums. Products must be ordered in standard quantities.

PRICE

Prices are listed as wholesale and are subject to change without notice. All prices are in US dollars.

DELIVERY

Domestic orders ship via USPS Priority Mail or UPS unless other arrangements have been made. Shipping costs are charged at the time of shipment and will be included on your final invoice. International orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail, UPS, or DHL. Chez Gagné is not responsible for carrier delays, loss or damage. Insurance and expedited shipping options are available upon request. Freight costs, VAT & duties are the responsibility of the customer.

PAYMENT

Invoices are sent via email at the time of shipment. Initial order payment must be made with a credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex or Discover) or bank transfer and is required prior to shipping. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Net30 terms are not offered at this time. No orders for accounts carrying a balance due will be shipped until outstanding payment has been made. Past-due balances are subject to 1.5% per month. Returned checks and credit disputes are assessed a $25 service charge.

COLLECTION

Outstanding invoices may accrue finance, collection, court and/or attorney’s fees. Legal actions may be brought in California courts using California laws to affect collection of past-due balances. Accounts turned over to collection are subject to a $75 reinstatement fee.

RETURNS, EXCHANGES + CLAIMS

Only defective items may be exchanged for product or credit and must be reported within 48 hours of receipt. Notice of loss or damage must be given to the carrier immediately. PHOTOS ARE REQUIRED FOR ALL DAMAGED GOODS CLAIMS. PHOTOS OF DAMAGED PRODUCT AND SHIPPING BOX ARE REQUIRED. We cannot file an insurance claim without images of the original packaging and damaged goods. Refused packages will be charged full shipping, handling and any other charges incurred. We do not accept returns or unsold seasonal merchandise.

TURNAROUND

Paid ASAP orders are typically shipped within 1 to 5 working days of their receipt or in-stock products from Los Angeles, CA. If we are slammed, please allow up to two weeks for your order to be processed and then shipped.

DISPLAY & PACKAGING

All Chez Gagné products must be displayed and sold in their original packaging. Journal sets may not be broken up and sold as individual pieces. If you are selling Chez Gagné products online, credit must be given to Chez Gagné in the product description and title. One image of the product must feature the product in its original packaging. Retailers may not sell Chez Gagné products on third party online platforms (i.e. eBay, Amazon, Etsy).

LEGAL

All work is Chez Gagné © 2014-2023. Work may not be reproduced, altered or used without written permission from the artist. All rights reserved.

CARDS & ENVELOPES

Our cards are printed on 100% cotton stock. Most envelopes are neon and are FSC certified. Card cellos are 100% biodegradable.

ACCEPTANCE OF FINE PRINT

Placement of order will confirm acceptance of the above terms and conditions.

Some materials used for foil decoration on these products can expose you to chemicals which are known to the state of California to cause cancer and reproductive harm. Go to www.p65warnings.ca.gov for more information.

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