Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Real ROCKS are too heavy!
“Whom the Lord loveth Her corrects.”
How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
BEFORE "E" AND AFTER "C"
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
He’s Doublin over with laughter!
What do you call a fke stone in Ireland?
A Sham-Rock!
Which cereal does a leprechaun prefer?
Lucky Charms
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Southside-Church-of-Christ/144295868926825
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022 For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201 Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00
Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they’re already wearing green!
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
Why did the man cross the road?
Because there was a leprechaun on the other side with a pot of gold.
SATURDAY, MARCH 8, 2025
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
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MONDAY, MARCH 10, 2025
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AM 8 :30 R. Steves Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Forensic Court Pépin Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Forensic Court
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Imp. Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades
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TUESDAY, MARCH 11, 2025
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11,
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AM 7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Manhunter Court
AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass Audie Murphy.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
THURSDAY, MARCH 13, 2025
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