Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
ARRRRRGH!
Who’s the queen of the pencil case? The Ruler!
What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? “Between us, something smells.”
December 3,
“Whosoever believeth in Him shall receive remission of sins.” Acts 10:43
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock
10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister
What alls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow!
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent.
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
How do you stop an astrounaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!
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