Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
www.theprintshopportales.com
SATURDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
JUNE 29, 2024
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan.
Combat! Å The Fugitive Sventoonie Animals Fear Factor Å 48 Hours (N) Å Fort Massacre (1958) Joel McCrea. Å Bones (In Stereo) Å Show Red Green Mr. Rogers Day of th... ade Bunker Batman Animals PM 9 :30 Caverns Austin City Limits Å Lawrence Welk KAMR Lo Valley Girl (1983) Nicolas Cage. Å Maude Combat!
MONDAY, JULY 1, 2024
National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court AM 8 :30 R. Steves
TUESDAY, JULY 2, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
(1962)
WEDNESDAY, JULY 3, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022
Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å
Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime
Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court Railway Arthur Tiger
Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Court AM 9 :30 Farmer Rosie Sesame
The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å
THURSDAY,
JULY 4, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N)
(In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass Audie Murphy. NCIS: New Orleans Court
Petticoat Ghost Town (1988, Horror) Franc Luz.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Would a cat know what kind of tree this is?
No, but a dogwood
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Knock, knock, Who’s there?
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
A: Quack! Quack!
"V"ACATION
Wendy doors opens, you’ll see who it is!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
What did the hat say to the cape?
You stay back, I’ll go on a head!
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Would mistletoe make a good movie?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
No, but Hollywood
A: Turkey!
What do hogs do at the park?
They have a pignic
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
TWO "I'S"
What did the shark say when it ate the comedian? That tasted funny.
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Knock, knock, Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena bit closer so you can hear me.
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
What do you do after you get married in space?
A: On their feet!
Go on your honeymoon
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