Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
www.theprintshopportales.com
Proverbs 12:2
SATURDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
JULY 6, 2024
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015)
MONDAY, JULY 8, 2024
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court AM 8 :30
Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court
TUESDAY, JULY 9, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, JULY 10, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Court
8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Court
AM 9 :30
Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å
The Price Is Right Å Sherri (N) Å The Virginian French portraitist. Å Leverage Å Paternity
Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å Wild Kratts
THURSDAY, JULY 11, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, JULY 12, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å
Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N)
Imp.
(In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass Audie Murphy. NCIS: New Orleans Court
Petticoat Ghost Town (1988, Horror) Franc Luz.
Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons Divorce PM 7 :30 Wash Market Molly Dateline NBC (N) (In Stereo) Å Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do whales swim in salt water?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Knock, knock, Who’s there?
A: Quack! Quack!
Isabel..
Isabel who?
Isabel working? No on answered.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
How do elephant hunters like their eggs?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Pached
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
Why didn’t the skeleton crross the road? He had no guts
A: Turkey!
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Why did the weatherman call the vet?
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
Because it was raining cats and dogs!
TWO "I'S"
X I L L M C S T L E T E N C H I L A D A N T A R L A D L E E L I E K E E N T A N T A L I Z E
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
Why did the sheep go to the doctor? He was feeling baaaaaad.
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
What’s the best thing to put in a burrito? Your teeth!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Knock, knock, Who’s there?
Howard
A: On their feet!
Howard who?
Howard you like to hang out for a little?
TREES
