Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
SATURDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
JULY 20, 2024
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å
MONDAY, JULY 22, 2024
TUESDAY, JULY 23, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY,
JULY 24, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
Up BBC World Almas Ring Nat. Jim Bachelor Have Gun
AM 7 :30 Darley Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court Railway Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog.
8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud
THURSDAY,
JULY 25, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, JULY 26, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
Dempsey.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a dancing cow?
A milk...shake!
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
A: Quack! Quack!
What animal needs to wear a wig?
A BALD eagle
TWO "K'S"
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
Kock, Knock, Who’s There? Sue.
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Sue Who?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday
A: Turkey!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-rable
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
What do you call a dog at the beach? A hotdog!
TWO "I'S"
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Why did the orange go to the doct? It wasn’t peeling well
Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
A: On their feet!
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