Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
SATURDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
JULY 27, 2024
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å
MONDAY, JULY 29, 2024
Hoy día (N) (In Stereo)
Good Morning America (N) (In Stereo) Å
Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron.
TUESDAY, JULY 30, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, JULY 31, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Court AM 8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Court
AM 9 :30
Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court
The Price Is Right Å Sherri (N) Å The Virginian French portraitist. Å Leverage Å Paternity
THURSDAY,
AUGUST 1, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog.
AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass Audie Murphy. NCIS: New Orleans Court
Imp. Dennis Petticoat Ghost Town (1988, Horror) Franc Luz. Life-Edge FamFeud Court
Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons
7 :30 Wash Market Molly Dateline NBC (N) (In Stereo) Å Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)
FROM "A" TO "Z"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Knock, Knock, Who’s There?
Owls go.
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Owls go who?
That’s right!
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
To get to the Milkyy Way!
A: Turkey!
What did the mama flower say to the baby flower?
A A D A G E A U P S C I V I C D F E I R A A M B E R T A D C E L E B R A T E I A L A N E M O N T P I
U N C L E A R C
“Hey, Bud!”
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
Where do eskimo pigs live?
In pig-loos!
TWO "I'S"
S C H E D U L E S Solution BU SI N ESS MU SI CP P
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
What dinosaur makes the coolest music! The raptor!
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Swimming trunks!
A: On their feet!
