Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
PM 6 :30 Antiques Roadshow
S. Spoons
The Gunfight at Dodge City Joel McCrea.
2022 World Series Pregame Å PM 5 :30 Weekend Sewing Elementary TBA Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon. Å Kotter Black Sheep Squadron The Fugitive How to Train Your Dragon 2 Stooges Football Burgers RoboCop (1987) Peter Weller. Wipeout Å Jeopardy! Bones (In Stereo) Å Santa Fe Sew Easy Cyberchas College Football: Clemson at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) Neighbor Kotter Stooges College Football: Florida State at Miami. (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Burgers Wheel
Å To Be Announced
Series: Philadelphia Phillies at Houston Astros. (N) Å The Tall Stranger (1957) Joel McCrea. Bones (In Stereo) Å Fi. Happy Heartland Tiger Goldbergs Alice Å Trash (2014) Rickson Tevis. (In Stereo) Fi. Happy PM 7 :30 Great Performances (In Stereo) Å Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan. Curious Simpsons One Day PM 8 :30 Curious Arthur Simpsons Bunker Combat! Å The Fugitive Sventoonie Animals Fear Factor Å 48 Hours (N) Å Fort Massacre (1958) Joel McCrea. Å Bones (In Stereo) Å Show Red Green Mr. Rogers Day of th... ade Bunker Batman Animals
PM 9 :30 Caverns Austin City Limits Å Lawrence Welk KAMR Lo Valley Girl (1983) Nicolas Cage. Å Maude Combat!
7 :30 Americas Elementary Curious
Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8,
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Court AM 8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Court
AM
Darley Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why was the rabit happy?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Because somebunny loved her!
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Knock, knock, Who’s there?
A: Quack! Quack!
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? ARRRRRRR!
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scrream!
A: Turkey!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
Whata did the little corn say to the mama corn?
A: Ice-burgers!
“Where is pop corn?”
"E" FOR EFFORT
TWO "I'S"
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Knock, knock, Who’s there? Catch Catch who? Bless you! Do you need a tissue?
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
