Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
2024 NFL SCHEDULE
(Games grouped by start times and listed alphabetically by home team)
1
Thursday, September 05, 2024
Friday, September 06, 2024
September 08, 2024 Monday, September 09, 2024
2
September 12, 2024 Sunday, September 15, 2024
AUGUST
10 THROUGH AUGUST 16
“The wiese man is glad to be instructed, but a self-sufficient fool falls flat on his face.”
Proverbs 10:8
SATURDAY, AUGUST 17, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
Combat! Å
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan.
Fugitive
Animals
Factor Å 48 Hours (N) Å Fort Massacre (1958) Joel McCrea. Å Bones (In Stereo) Å Show Red Green Mr. Rogers Day of th... ade Bunker Batman Animals
PM 9 :30 Caverns Austin City Limits Å Lawrence Welk KAMR Lo Valley Girl (1983) Nicolas Cage. Å Maude Combat!
MONDAY, AUGUST 19, 2024
(N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å
TUESDAY, AUGUST 20, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
(N)
(N)
(1962)
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
7 :30 Darley
8 :30
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å
Imp. Father D. Reed
Prog.
Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Court
AM 9 :30 Farmer
Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å
Andy G. The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å
THURSDAY,
AUGUST 22, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, AUGUST 23, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N)
(In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass Audie Murphy. NCIS: New Orleans Court
Petticoat Ghost Town (1988, Horror) Franc Luz.
Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons
7 :30 Wash Market Molly Dateline NBC (N) (In Stereo) Å Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
What kind of food wins ever race?
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Fast Food!
A: Quack! Quack!
What did the shark say when he met the goldfish?
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
“Nice to eat you!”
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
Whad di the strawberry say to the raspberry? I love you bery much!
A: Ice-burgers!
TWO "I'S"
Where do cows like to go on Saturday nights?
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
To the moooo- ies
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
How does a lemon answer the phone? “Yellow?”
A: On their feet!
THE "I's" HAVE IT
THE "I's" HAVE IT
