Tee Vee Vues August 31 2024

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Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.

Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.

* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022

2024 NFL SCHEDULE

(Games grouped by start times and listed alphabetically by home team)

1

Thursday, September 05, 2024

Friday, September 06, 2024

September 08, 2024 Monday, September 09, 2024

2 Thursday, September 12, 2024 Sunday, September 15, 2024

“They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength”

SATURDAY, AUGUST 31, 2024

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,

SATURDAY,

NOVEMBER 5, 2022

Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2024

(N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2024

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8,

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2024

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022

Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court Railway Arthur

(N)

The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å

THURSDAY,

SEPTEMBER 5, 2024

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,

Prog. Arizona Raiders (1965) Audie Murphy. Å

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2024

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022

7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å

(N)

Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed

(N)

(In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å

Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

GONE CAMPING

Why did the mom put clothes in the fridge?

A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!

Becausse she wanted to look cool.

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

What do penguins eat?

A: Quack! Quack!

Iceburg-ers!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?

Can I tell you a joke about an umbrella?

A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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M E O N

Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?

A: Turkey!

Nah, it would probably go over my head. What do you call a storm that rains cats but no dogs?

Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?

A: Ice-burgers!

A down-purrrrrrrr.

TWO "I'S"

E B A U T O F F S I D E S F R A G I L E M A E U N I T E B E F O G R D A L U T A G T E L E S C O P E Solution

Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?

Did you hear the one about the engineer who almost drowned?

A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!

She was surfing the Internet and her computer crashed.

Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

What do computer engineers snack on? Micro Chips!

A: On their feet!

GONE CAMPING

GONE CAMPING

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