Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
2024 NFL SCHEDULE
(Games grouped by start times and listed alphabetically by home team)
1
Thursday, September 05, 2024
Friday, September 06, 2024
September 08, 2024 Monday, September 09, 2024
York Jets at San Francisco 49ers (Mon) 5:15p (PT) 8:15p ESPN/ABC
“Those that seek Me early shall find Me.” Proverbs
Bills at Miami Dolphins (Thu)
2 Thursday, September 12, 2024 Sunday, September 15, 2024
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
SATURDAY,
NOVEMBER 5, 2022
(In Stereo) Å Santa Fe Sew Easy Cyberchas College Football: Clemson at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) Neighbor Kotter Stooges College Football: Florida State at Miami. (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Burgers Wheel PM 6 :30 Antiques Roadshow
(In Stereo)
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan.
Combat! Å The Fugitive Sventoonie Animals Fear Factor Å 48 Hours (N) Å Fort Massacre (1958) Joel McCrea. Å Bones (In Stereo) Å Show Red Green Mr. Rogers Day of th... ade Bunker
Animals PM 9 :30 Caverns Austin City Limits Å Lawrence Welk KAMR Lo Valley Girl (1983) Nicolas Cage. Å Maude Combat!
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2024
(N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022
Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court Railway
Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court
G. The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å
THURSDAY,
SEPTEMBER 12, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
Å
(N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did Saturn say to Mars?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
“Can I give you a ring sometime?”
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
How do astronauts stay clean in space?
A: Quack! Quack!
They take meteor showers.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
Why did the cow go to space?
It wanted to see the Milky Way.
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
How does the oean say hello? It waves!
A: Turkey!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
Why do whales only like salt water?
A: Ice-burgers!
TWO "I'S"
MUSIC IN THE AIR
Because pepper water would make them sniffle and sneeze.
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
What do you call sheep that do martial arts? Lamb chops!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
