Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
NFL GAME TIMES - NETWORK
EASTERN
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
(2007, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington. Å Wild Kratts Home Imp. Jeffersons Andy G. Divorce Ghosts (N) PM 7 :30 Song of the Mountains 48 Hours to Victory Molly Law & Order: SVU Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2024
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
AM 7 :30 Darley Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court Railway Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Court AM 8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud
Star Trek Å Through the Decades Andy G. The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å Wild Kratts
THURSDAY,
SEPTEMBER 19, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å
Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
(N)
Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons Divorce PM 7 :30 Wash Market Molly Dateline NBC (N) (In Stereo) Å Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)
WERE YOU IN THE "ER"?
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
So they don’t peel!
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
Why did the orange stay home from school sick?
It wasn’t peeling well.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Why was the strawberry late to work?
There was a traffic jam.
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
Why was the dinosaur chasing clowns? Because they taste funny.
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
TWO "I'S"
Why do you call a grumpy ear caught in the rain?
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A drizzly bear.
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
A D M I T L A L E M A R T I N I G E L R G B A R R I C A D E R U E C O A R
What do you call a bbear cub who hasn’t gotten its tooth yet? A gummy bear!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
WERE YOU IN THE "ER"?
WERE YOU IN THE "ER"?
