Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
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SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo)
Hoy día (N) (In Stereo)
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron.
Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8,
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022
Curious Dish Nat.
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Hoy día (N) (In Stereo)
Good Morning America (N) (In Stereo) Å
Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court Railway Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father
(In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å
THURSDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons
7 :30 Wash Market Molly Dateline NBC (N) (In Stereo) Å Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Have you heard the slug princess?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Once upon a slime. . .
Dad, why is your phone under my pillow?
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
Because I wanted to see if the Bluetooth fairy would bring you a quarter.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
“Who, Dad! Did you get a haircut?”
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
“No, I got all of them cut.”
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
How many rock stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ice-burgers!
One . . .because they don’t like to share the limelight.
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
How do honeybees get to school in the morning?
By riding the school buzzzz!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
