Tee Vee Vues September 28 2024

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Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.

Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.

* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022

NFL GAME TIMES - NETWORK

(ALL TIMES EASTERN TIME)

SEPTEMBER 21 THROUGH SEPTEMBER 27

“Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.” Matthew 12:34

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 2024

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022

Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo)

Home Center

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2024

(N)

(1994, Action)

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2024

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2024

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022

8 :30

Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly

THURSDAY,

OCTOBER 3, 2024

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2024

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022

7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å

Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed

(N)

(In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å

Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons Divorce PM 7 :30 Wash Market Molly Dateline NBC (N) (In Stereo) Å Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)

WHAT "IF"

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is the smartest insect?

A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!

A Spelling bee.

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

A: Quack! Quack!

Did year hear about the elephant who decided not to board his train?

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?

A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?

He was upset that the conductor asked him to leave his trunk in the baggage car. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Radio.

Radio who?

A: Turkey!

Radio not, here I come!

Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?

A: Ice-burgers!

TWO "I'S"

Why did the computer get glasses? To improve it’s website!

Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?

A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!

“Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound in my ear.”

“Then answer the phone!”

Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

A: On their feet!

Why doesn’t 6 want to be friends with 7? Because 7 ate 9!

N C O U R A G E C A R L I L A C O A R T E G O N V I I R A N O A D M I T O M T E A R P M I D T E A I

C O D U D M Z

S C R I M M A G E Solution G CAL IF OR NI A

WHAT "IF"

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