Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
NFL GAME TIMES - NETWORK
(ALL TIMES EASTERN TIME)
SEPTEMBER 21 THROUGH SEPTEMBER 27
“Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.” Matthew 12:34
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo)
Home Center
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2024
(N)
(1994, Action)
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022
8 :30
Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly
THURSDAY,
OCTOBER 3, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å
Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
(N)
(In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å
Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons Divorce PM 7 :30 Wash Market Molly Dateline NBC (N) (In Stereo) Å Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)
WHAT "IF"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is the smartest insect?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
A Spelling bee.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
Did year hear about the elephant who decided not to board his train?
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was upset that the conductor asked him to leave his trunk in the baggage car. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Radio.
Radio who?
A: Turkey!
Radio not, here I come!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
TWO "I'S"
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve it’s website!
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
“Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound in my ear.”
“Then answer the phone!”
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
Why doesn’t 6 want to be friends with 7? Because 7 ate 9!
N C O U R A G E C A R L I L A C O A R T E G O N V I I R A N O A D M I T O M T E A R P M I D T E A I