Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
SEPTEMBER 28 THROUGH OCTOBER 3rd
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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo)
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8,
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Court
8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court
(N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å Life 2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court
Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler
THURSDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
rado (N)
(In Stereo)
(In Stereo)
Patrick Dempsey. Å Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Shark Tank Å (DVS) Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å The Greatest WWE Friday Night SmackDown (N) Ride Clear of Diablo Audie Murphy. Å NCIS: New Orleans A Soldier’s Story Howard E. Rollins Jr. Wild Kratts Rock Jeffersons
7 :30 Wash Market Molly Dateline NBC (N) (In Stereo) Å Chicago P.D. (In Stereo)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
What do jack-o’-laternos put on their scrapes and cuts?
A pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
Why was the jack-o’-latern afraid?
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
It had no guts. I was wondering why the volleyball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.
A: Turkey!
What does a nut say when it sneezes? “Ah.....ah....CA-SHEW!”
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
Why was the skelton feeling lonely?
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
It had no body to hang out with.
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Why did the ghost stop telling jokes? It kept getting boooooo-ed off the state.
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
