Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
SEPTEMBER 28 THROUGH OCTOBER 3rd
“Peace I leave with you. My peach I give unto you.”
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo)
7 :30
Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY,
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
8 :30 History Detectives Å
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(1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court
THURSDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
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(N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the kid jump up and down before drinking juice?
Because the bottle said to shake well.
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
What beeps, has four wheels, and flies?
A garbage truck!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
The police are still trying to piece it all together.
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
What’s a pirate’s favorite hobby?
A: Ice-burgers!
Making arrrrrrrrt!
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
What kind of dogs do vampires have as pets?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Bloodhounds
How do chickens stay fit and healthy?
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
They eggs-ercise.
A: On their feet!
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