Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
“Righteousness
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
(In Stereo)
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan.
Simpsons Bunker Combat! Å The Fugitive Sventoonie Animals Fear Factor Å 48 Hours (N) Å Fort Massacre (1958) Joel McCrea. Å Bones (In Stereo) Å Show Red Green Mr. Rogers Day of th... ade Bunker Batman Animals
PM 9 :30 Caverns Austin City Limits Å Lawrence Welk KAMR Lo Valley Girl (1983) Nicolas Cage. Å Maude Combat!
Rawhide Å D. Reed
Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å
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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022
(N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å
Sundown (1976)
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Bronson.
(N) Å The Virginian French portraitist. Å Leverage Å Paternity
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G. Divorce PM 7 :30 Rick Steves Art Nature (N) Å (DVS) Molly Chicago Fire (N) Dateline Å ’70s Show B. Miller Star Trek: Next The Dick Cavett Show La reina del
THURSDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2022
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
They’re too afraid they’ll crack up!
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
What do you call a drawing by George Washington?
A Yankee doodle.
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Did you hear about the king who was a foot tall?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
He was a real ruler. What did the necklace say to the crown? “You go ahead, but I’m going to hang around.”
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
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A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
What do farmers give their spouses on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle its funny bone!
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