Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
19 THROUGH OCTOBER 25
“Silver and gold are purified by fire, but God purifies hearts.” Proverbs 17:3
SATURDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015)
Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
:30
Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å
Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge
PM 7 :30 Rick Steves Art
Jeffersons Star Trek Å Through the Decades Andy G. The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å Wild Kratts Home Imp. Jeffersons Andy G. Divorce
THURSDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
rado (N)
(In Stereo) Å
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
No-body
What do skeletons say before eating?
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
BONE appetit!
A: Quack! Quack!
Where do baby mummies go during the day?
Day-scare centers
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Who did the Zombie take with him to the prom? His ghoul friend
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
What is a Mummy’s favorite Shakespeare play? Romeo and Ghouliette
A: Turkey!
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
What medicine do you give to a vampire with a cold?
A: Ice-burgers!
Coffin Drops
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
What’s Dracula’s favorite pet?
His bloodhound
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Why did the vampire leave his baseball team?
Because he was only allowed to be a bat boy.
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
What do witches use to keep their hair in place?
A: On their feet!
Scare spray
