Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
“Teach a child to choose the right path and when he is older he will remain upon it.” Proverbs 22:6
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In
AM 7 :30 Americas Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
AM
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Dish Nat.
Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry
Å
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Court
PM 7 :30 Rick Steves Art Nature
National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Å
2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Å Court
8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge
Star Trek Å Through the Decades Andy G. The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å Wild Kratts Home Imp. Jeffersons Andy G. Divorce
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å
Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which one of County Dracula’s relatives has a bill and webbed feet?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Count Duckula
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
What does Tweety say when trick or treating?
A: Quack! Quack!
Twick or Tweet
Where do ghosts like to swim?
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
In Lake Erie
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What happened to the guy that didn’t pay his exorcist?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
He got repossessed.
A: Turkey!
What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Boo-logna sandwiches
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
What is the ratio of pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
Pumpkin pi
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Where do ghosts go shopping for food?
At the ghost-ery store
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.
A: On their feet!
