Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
“The fool has said in his heart, “There is no God” Psalm 14:1
SATURDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å
Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
AM 7 :30 Samantha Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Magic Sword (1962) Basil Rathbone. Wipeout Å DIY Sci Frenchie (1951)
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
THURSDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å
National Desk (N)
Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
(N)
Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
“Quit hanging around.”
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Brrrrrr - itos
A: Quack! Quack!
Where does Santa keep his money? In a snowbank
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What is a Christmas tree’s least favorite onth of the year?
Sep-timber
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey!
What do you get when you mix a dog with a snowflake?
Frostbite
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
Why did Santa feel bad about himself? Because he had low elf-esteem.
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents?
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Because they’re shellfish.
What do you call a cat who gives you presents?
Santa Paws
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!
