Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
“The good influence of godly citizens causes a city to prosper.”
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SATURDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Å The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo) Å The Perfect Guy (2015) Sanaa Lathan.
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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY,
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2022
8 :30
Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å
THURSDAY,
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
AM 7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed
AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas tell me what you’re giving me for Christmas!
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack! Quack!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there?
Norway
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
Nowray who?
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
There is Norway I’m kissing anybody under the mistletoe!
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
What is the coldest month of the year?
A: Turkey!
Decemb-rrrrrrr
What is a tiger’s favorite Christmas song? “Jungle Bells”
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
Why was Santa dressed up?
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
Because he was going to the snowball.
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Why do snowmen always change their minds?
Because they’re flaky!
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Where do elves go to vote?
The North Poll
A: On their feet!
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